HG Thread.
247th Express Games!
Revolver Ocelot from Metal Gear Solid 1 on PS One
Nekomaru Nidai
Comrade Soviet
Nepeta Leijon
Junpei Iori
Capra Demon
Ramlethal Valentine
>>5896980(Nep)
*she assumes a sitting position, floating in the air while doing so*
It is what Mother wanted. I never questioned why, just did the task I was given. I have since realized how foolish that was.
>>5897065
Big Daddy Reinhardt
Reigen Arataka
>>5897065
Sayaka Maizono
Warrior
>>5897065
Hikigaya Hachiman
>>5897065
JOKER
Cirno
Takeshita
>>5897065
Sunset
Megumin
Michael Jones
Ready to fuck shit up.
>>5897104
kys
Giorgi Marcano
>>5897065
Ghost
>>5897092
Ram, that's doomguy.
>>5897065
King Kaito
Rocketman
Eggman-kun
>>5897111
You're back?!
>>5897110
Take a shit?
>>5897014 (June Pie!)
I think a good place to start would be a therapist, nya.
>>5897023 (Soviet!)
Why you shot so fa--
Oooh, right. Well, don't get furself TOO down, ok? Maybe just think of it like... Having an itchy trigger finger, eheh?
Late go
>>5897065
FUCKING IDIOT VILLAGER
Takeshita
Furry porn
>>5897116
>>5897130
Who else do you think was mindlessly defending you and JC from shitposting?
Baki Hanma
>>5897038
Remember these guys are from my noggin, so they can't see you. They'll try to match your personality and whatever. Whatever I'm hearing they're hearing -- seems like they're all worried about their reputation too and some are just shrugging at the idea of killing somebody. THAT'S IF YOU INTENDED ON KILLING SOMEONE KAITO!?
Nergal Jr.
Reminder that some people may have never seen this
https://youtu.be/zV0hwZwNQZc
Senshougahara
Lenore
So there you are. I am still waiting for my own.
>>5897106
>>5896966
That is a big claim for such a small stature, fairy.
>>5897122
The creatures name is Nepeta. Not what you just said.
>Ram
>>5897130
For a game or two.
>>5897148
Did I miss something fun?
>>5897131
You're a real comedy legend, you know that?
Mihawk and Perona
Cayde 6
>>5897038
You two kind of do look alike, though he's definitely human. I haven't seen him in a while, though. I hope he's okay
>>5897133
The hard part would be finding one around here, unfortunately. There are plenty of other people around here that could use one as well
>>5897133
Don't worry. Every time it happens I gain bit of discipline. If you want anymore food call me.
>>5897166
Just hateposters hateposting.
>>5897164
Well I'm telling the truth, I always do.
I'm the best person here, I deserve to win all the time.
>>5897166
How are you?
>>5897143
Oh, hey. Looks like we haven't absorbed each other just yet.
>>5897083
Rename to "Lee van Cleef wannabe"
Not up to 36 yet
Talon
Elizabeth
>>5897219
Aksis Prime
>>5897219
Gardfiel
>>5897219
Hiita the Fire Charmer
>>5897219
Anti-Bully Hunter
>>5897219
Cuby and Lenpphire
>>5897149
No! Of course I wouldn't do that.. But you said that one mantis was dangerous before so.. I was just worried.
>>5897179
Haha, I'm sure he's fine, maybe he's just going to cosplay conventions dressed as me?
Sup. 'heard through the grapevine that a dirty red was here.
>Late replies because some asshole set off the fire alarm in my dorm.
>>5896878 (Soviet)
Awesome! I'm gonna tell everyone about it! Fucking thanks, Soviet!
>>5896926 (anime girl)
Aw, that's alright! Everyone else wants to, to! Go ahead!
>>5896938 (Junpei)
I think I got that, yeah!
>>5897065
Littletale Asgore
Cappy
>Female
>>5897148
>What?
>>5897166
That's enough for me!
Donald J. Trump
>>5897092
>:33 < *ac solemnly looked down to the ground, kicking her sneakers into the dirt.*
Y-Yeah. I know a thing or two ameowt doing things blindly.
>>5897179
Purrley there's SOME kind of mental doctor around here, nya? Even if they got overwhelmed, a lot of these pawple s33m like they could use the help, just like you said!
>>5897181
OK then!
>:33 < *ac began to walk away, s33ming to disappear out of Soviet's sight.*
.:33 < *ac pulled a master trick, however, and pounced at him from the shadows!*
I want more food!
>>5897219
Godtier Nepeta
>>5897178
>dangles purple engram on some fishing wire.
>>5897249
Oi.
Anti-Bully Ranger
>>5897248
Chocolate Goddes is vidya, my dude
>>5897261
Heya!
>>5897252
Don't you What me you fucking mongol. Do you honestly think everyone Wil forget the shot you've pulled?
Feels like not primetime right now.
>>5897164
Thank you
>a blonde little girl hops into the thread like a bunny, she doesn't stop hopping till she notices the other people in the area
>>5897257
a qt
>>5897258
>tries his best to ignore it
>>5897267
It's been awhile since I since ya... Even though I can talk to you on steam. How's it been?
>>5897245
I am the man you are lookings for.
>>5897257
>he is pounced on and falls to the ground
Maybe. Have some better food next door.
>>5897271
>good times
>>5897282
I like that name
>>5897262
>bullies
>>5897282
Good luck, everyone!
>>5897282
Let's make with haste before this quest duration expires.
>>5897248
Don't do it too much kid
>>5897282
I accept this challenge.
>>5897245
Red? I do not know of your terminology.
>>5897248
*a shocked looked flashes across her face*
Are you certain? You will not get upset?
>>5897257
I will have to assume you did not know any better. At least we are not doing it anymore.
>>5897276
You are still not dead.
>>5897282
You are welcome. Maybe I can attain another one.
>>5897284
>swings it back n forth
You know you want toooooo
>>5897282
Looks good guardian
>>5897285
Oh, I've been pretty good, though I've been busy and couldn't come here, much less as an ava.
>>5897282
Swap me out with her.
>>5897257
>>5897299
which meg
>>5897297
Thank you, mis - BY THE POWER OF A THOUSAND BURGER-CHARGED SHIT, IS THAT YOU, MISS MAIZONO?
It is an absolute honor to FINALLY meet the woman who is responsible for inspiring my athletes with her singing!
>>5897305
Are you tryin to swap out someone elses tribute?
>>5897243
He didn't seem to be the kind of dude that would cosplay, honestly
>>5897248
There's more to the game than that, but the main skills to have in it are throwing, catching, and hitting the ball, which I'm going to have to train you in if you wanna play
>>5897257
If there was, half of the people here wouldn't be as crazy as they are
>>5897276
Well, hey there Lenore
>>5897282
Let's go!
>>5897282
"Let the games begin."
>>5897286
Ah, at least you're up front about it. I was worried I would have to light this place up.
Now, onto the business. Have you ever heard of these wonderful things called "capitalism" and "democracy"?
>>5897309
What are you from the fucking third world? How have you not heard of the god damned commies?
>>5897282
>He fixes his right glove, and looks at all the participants.
Hmph, this'll be easy. All I need... is focus! Ready, Izanagi Picaro!
>>5897294
>
>>5897282
Looks good and good luck everyone.
Oh look, there is a Talon participating...
>>5897222
PARKOUR!
>>5897324
Japan really is broken place. Mine are inspired by Adidas tracksuit earning
35 of you are going to die in the next week.
>>5897243
You hesitated there for a bit, well...they're gone! Crap!
>He starts hyperventilating for 2 seconds, then purposely looses his focus.
>>5897351
Japan is perfectly fine, communist soldier! Remember that we were socially isolated for mroe than 250 years, which led us to develop a very *AHEM* UNIQUE culture. And one i value very much, thank you!
>>5897265
>My bad. I'm unfamiliar with a good number of tributes.
>>5897300
Huh? Why?
>>5897305
Y-You sure? Thanks!
>>5897309
Nah, kids used to love doin' it all the time on the surface! Even a few people here like to do it, too!
>>5897333
I'm always up for some trainin'!
>>5897341
Yes. I am fine with you spreading it out just don't be mean about it. Stalin killed the incentive and now we have some back with ability to own some land and such like what Lenin intended
>>5897356
>Looks like she aimed her gun wrong.
>She looked up at the Joker and took off, planning to take a few seconds to aim properly next time.
>>5897341
I am not from this world at all. Even if I was, that term must be outdated by now.
>>5897356
*as she is floating over the crevice, she just suddenly plummets*
What? What stopp-
>>5897356
>He mans through the pain just so he can give words of encouragement
Your hunger overcame your fear of taking on a big man like me. Well done, miss Sunset. I see you have had a really good teacher already!
>>5897324
Eheheh... I'm flattered, really, but you don't have to use your outdoor voice you know...
>>5897343
Use your dragonstone
>>5897282
Looks ready to me!
>>5897333
Maybe he just has a secret side? I hear some people don't say some of their interests because they're embarrassed.
>>5897356
... I should stop taking cars.
>>5897358
Y-you okay man? I know how cool it must be to see an army of me, but..
>>5897370
I can see. Helps make me see why Soviet Union annihilated and massacred the Japanese in Manchuria
>>5897311
Next you're going to say it's a primary engram that will decrypt into some weapon with a "god" roll when in fact it's nothing but a class item engram.
>>5897343
Bitch! BIIIITCH!!!
>>5897317
>>5897356
I... I was going to say the one that is going to win this arena tournament but now I'm having second thoughts...
>>5897342
>Way to fuck up me.
>>5897313
>As long you didn't ditch the place, that's all I care about.
>>5897356
Gah!
>As the masked boy gets shot in the foot, he immediately vanishes from the woman's sight.
Damn it, already getting careless...
>>5897328
>misclicked
>I am playing overwatch here
>>5897356
"Next week"
yeeeeah that's just hopeful thinking.
>>5897423
cancercancer a
er to dieyou fucking cnamcer wow how can you be so fuing cancerous mekan I know this is hg but samn the cancer s evident just go kya
>>5897374
That's irrelevant in my book.
I'm going to break the news to your little ears, okay?
Change your fucking colors back, or I'll send your ass back to the stone age.
>>5897382
It should be. But someone told me that there was a Communist here spreading his barbaric twinkle-toed shit here.
I'm NOT going to let that happen.
>>5897434
Boo!
>>5897279
>
Agreed!
>>5897286
N-Nextdoor, nya? But Soviet, I'm having fun h33r! Maybe I could polish your barrel another time?
>>5897309
Yeah... Still kinda haunts me, though. It's hard to ignore what I've done, and what's b33n done to me. How do you d33l with those kind of thoughts, Rammy?
>>5897316
Thanks, boneman!
>:33 < *ac gives him a playfur lick on his dry face!*
>>5897333
I know a human named Rose who could help us meowt! But sadly, I don't think she comes around h33r that often. Shame...
>>5897434
Nyah~! This is fun!
>>5897398
They've gone a rogue on me pal...I might as well see you around later man, I'm beat. Night.
>>5897438
I think it's attempting to communicate
>>5897401
If you are a man that revels in bloodshed and killing for the sake of killing then I have no business with you.
>>5897392
I cannot help it. Whenever I get emotional, I tend to SHOUT MYL UNGS OUT! Which is a manly thing to do, contrary to believe.
I am Nekomaru Nidai of Class 77-B - The Ultimate Team Manager!
>>5897434
THAT´S NOT HOW YOU DO PULL UPS! No wonder your arms and upper body look like wet pasta at the moment!
>>5897434
I'm done with this life
>inserts picture of Ocelot hanging himself
>>5897434
>Lurking on top of the many trees, he looks at the purple haired woman with a grin.
Come on now... just fall for it. You have to fall for it...
>>5897434
"I thought you said you knew where to go, miss!"
"Now what are we supposed to do?"
>She groaned loudly and hit her head against the steering wheel, clearly annoyed.
>>5897192
"All that hate is gonna burn you up kid."
>>5897207
Just finishing up some work, ready to kill some time and a body or two. How's the home life?
>>5897252
It's good to see you Oce.
>>5897373
Glad to hear, Asgore. Now good luck in the game, we'll start training when it's over!
>>5897398
Maybe, though he'd have to be pretty secretive about it, considering we lived in the same dorm in high school, up until... well, it's a long story
>>5897434
Oh. Neat
>>5897444
Well, maybe we'll get lucky for your situation and she'll show up. I just wish it was more than luck, though
>>5897434
You play dirty tricks, whoever you are behind that device. If that's what it comes down to I shall blow away anyone who dares challenge me!
>>5897438
Someone call 911, this man just had a stroke.
>>5897444
Sure. I have small recipe for snack
>gives you classic buterbrod
Ingredients are bread, butter, cheese, slices from big stick of kolbasa aka sausage.
>>5897461
>stands infront of you ignoring what you say
Remove kebab. Best ISIS flag is covered in dark red, kill those who attack Russia
>>5897305
>she stares at the boy
(Are you trying to swap me out? Or was that a mistake?)
>>5897309
>she smiles at the woman
Where's pets?
>>5897333
>she waves to the man, not uttering a word
>>5897356
(O-oh)
>>5897461
Its nice to meet you then Nidai. I'd introduce myself but you already seem to know me. Im curious, what kind of athletes do you train?
>>5897502
>Annoyingly pushes the man aside, trying to focus on battle
You should not drink before a match! It reduces your ability to react quickly!
>>5897500
I shall take the first and the second watch. A Team Manager must be willing to sacrifice himself for the sake of his charge!
>>5897500
"Good...we're going somewhere."
>She breaths a sigh of relief as she packed her own supplies and reloaded her weapon, nodding to the two strangers in thanks for not killing her.
>>5897500
Alright, Megumin... Nergal. Tomorrow we ride! or justice!
>>5897500
At the crack of dawn we shall head down to the town hall to check the message board for any quests someone might have for us. After confirming our quest, we will eat a morning meal, then proceed to head out.
>>5897523
But I am sober. And vodka increases reaction time for slavs comrade.
>>5897519
Every athlete that needs my training methods to embrace their sleeping winner's spirit to achieve the absolute top! From baseball players to speed cyclists. I'll even coach and train chess players if they need me. Because you need both brain AND brawn if you want to be the very best at sports!
>>5897500
You're wide open!
>Jumping down from a tree with some cable ties in his hands, he ties up the girl quickly, vanishing as he finished the job.
Reflect on your deeds towards society...
>>5897500
You're not getting anything out of me, zadnik
>>5897489
Good luck to you, too, human!
Oh, man, I can't wait to tell Undyne about this! She loves anything training!
>>5897509
>It was apparently a mistake that went through. I'll make it up to you by swapping myself out for you if that's ever the case.
>>5897373
*hearing the approval, she quickly rushes over to him and begins stroking his head*
Cute...
Where is your partner?
>>5897442
Understood. Just who is this offender?
>>5897444
That is a question I do not know the answer of. I suppose I just remember all of the growing I did after that happened.
>>5897509
Remembering you, I decided not to bring them.
>>5897539
That is a folktale and a straightout lie! Slavic and Balkan are still homo sapien and thus bound to the same biological laws of their peers!
>>5897451
They're not going to do anything bad right?... But goodnight then, have a good rest.
>>5897489
Did you get to see int his closet ever though? There might have been a box in the corner with all his costumes! But something happened? Did he move away?
>>5897549
>Elizabeth rubbed her pounding head, groaning from the effects of being mind controlled.
"Am I getting sick? I can't remember what I did this morning.."
>>5897549
Wrong stance and wrong grip! If you angle your wrists just a little, your accuracy and ability to absorb the recoil will increase!
>>5897565
AALIYAH?
>>5897549
Oh no. Not this again.
Just beat it kid, alright?
>>5897553
What kind of Western lies have they been teaching you.
>>5897571
No that's a new Elizabeth
>>5897489
I doubt it, she's always too busy doing "more important things than trivial frolicking about in a field of ignoramuses"!
>>5897502
It looks good~!
>:33 < *ac instantly devours the whole thing, not even taking a single moment to appreciate the flavor.*
Do you--mmph!--have any more?
>>5897549
GO AWAY, DOG! Cats are supreme!
Race war announcements in an hour or two. GET READY YOU FUCKINC KEKS.
>>5897552
He goes by the name "So-vee-it". Stupid name if you ask me. Apparently he's been here for ages, I just hope his message hasn't gotten too ingrained in the minds here.
>>5897578
The same shit you've tried to teach your little pets.
>>5897549
No one died; I guess everyone's too busy not playing the game
>>5897578
What kind of backwater medical system are they teaching you in Europe? My knowledge is based on years of academical studies and hands-on field experience, working with the best athletes from around the world!
>>5897595
My turn!
Put your hand and on the wall
>>5897595
THE BEST PANTS A MAN CAN BUY! Great for stress-heavy tasks..Like taking a massive number two after a good meal and training!
>>5897550
(It's no problem, I'll catch the next one)
>>5897552
>she looks disappointed at the answer
Oh. What about pictures?
>>5897595
>Elizabeth shook her head, cursing herself for grouping with people in the past. This was a survival game, not a tea party.
>She needed to be more careful. It seemed she must have gotten paranoid from that mind control.
>>5897589
>KEKS
LOL KEKED
>>5897607
How disappointing.
>>5897595
(Guess you can say the warrior wants to stop him. Get it? Because she wants to remove go...i'm not sorry. )
>>5897548
>The masked boy didn't catch any of the girl's words as he left the scene.
>>5897549
Hmmmmm... the blue open sky. I know one thing, I will change the world and show what true justice is!
For, I am the one that goes after the hearts of the corrupted!
>>5897595
>He sits on a tree stump, listening to the duo's speech. Getting up, he runs off into the distance after the speech was done.
Why is everyone either Vino or Kamina
>>5897603
>smacks you ass
Whaddup not horse? you're lookin pretty fine today.
>>5897552
Heheheh. That feels nice.
Oh, Tori? She's not here right now. She's probably off gettin' some of her yucky snails for snail pie.
>Shudders.
>>5897589
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1D4Xz-3YE4
>>5897621
Ow.
>>5897585
Sure. Just eat the finished ones I place on right
>starts making the slavic burgers at break neck pace to keep up with the cat's insane appetite
>>5897594
I am not spreading communism. Most here don't even bother... So how goes the election?
>>5897596
Alright. But if you get a slavic kid hand him potatoes or vodka
>>5897500
Where am I?!
>>5897509
Are you okay, Lenore?
>>5897550
There was an adult version of Undyne here before too, like there was of you. I'd be glad to teach and train her too if she ever shows up here
>>5897561
Well, he essentially... sacrificed himself to stop Nyx from ending all life in my world. It's a really long story
>>5897585
Well damn, that sucks
>>5897595
>>5897603
My hand slipped, I swear
>>5897623
>Kamina
>>5897649
"How dare!"
"I do not belong in the trash!"
>>5897623
>Jude
>>5897649
NOW THIS IS WHAT I CALL MANLY AND GOOD FOR BUILDING TEAM SPIRIT! MAKE WAY FOR NEKOMARU NIDAI!
>>5897638
I will give him what's suited for his diet based on his field of practice. I appreciate your advice, communist soldier. But I didn't become the Ultimate Team Manager by just following every advice someone gives me!
>>5897627
Shut up Grimes. I look good every day.
>>5897639
You're gonna wish you hadn't here in a minute pal.
>>5897649
Reigen, Reigen, Reigen, Reigen, Hey, Reigen, Hey
>>5897636
(I blame liking DQ games for thinking making that bad joke was a good idea. )
>>5897649
Now this is something I know how to do. Much easier then trying to use that other weapon.
>>5897638
Why the fuck would you care. Either way you're going to economically and politically starve yourselves back to where you started.
>>5897671
>Booker
>>5897671
>Hoshi
>>5897541
That's amazing! Its such a good thing to be able to help people better themselves like that. I know sometimes my music is able to motivate people to do things too, but what you do is on a whole other level.
>>5897672
>Still feelin up your soft bum
I know, but today ya just look a little extra qt, if ya know what I mean.
>>5897680
>Brooke
>>5897664
>Mokou
>>5897649
Not like it makes a difference... I am still in a group of three.
>He leaps into some bushes, signaling the two to move it him.
Come on, let's go!
>>5897594
Oh. Him. Do what you want with him. No one important cares what happens to him.
>>5897609
*she takes off her hat to search it, glaring at the girl all the while*
It is only fair you should bring your own pets, correct?
>>5897631
*the stroking becomes a little slower when hearing that*
That is good. I suppose that is what you call her. I take it you have not been bonded yet.
>>5897649
What do you think you're doing abandoning this party!? Strength in numbers as well as having the most powerful mage to ever step foot in the arena!
>>5897673
You know what I blame DQ for... making me do stupid challenges.
>>5897638
Okay~!
>:33 < *ac kept on wolfing down the food, probably at a pace that wasn't healthy for any troll!*
They taste so good! Probably!
It's hard to tell, I'm 33ting them so fast!
>>5897691
Again, n-nya?
>>5897684
Nonsense! A Team Manager can only do so much. You sell yourself short, because in a way we both use our Talents to motivate people to try their best, day in and day out!
I inspire athletes and you inspire young boys and girls to always wake up with a smile and never give up dreaming for the stars!
>>5897691
Well done, little girl! A remidner that even when I am completely in my element I should never let my guard down!
>>5897672
Accidents happen, though. Right?
>>5897691
Sweeeeeeet, poptart
>>5897680
"Booker, catch!"
>>5897691
>She told herself she wouldn't trust anyone, yet she was guarding the lives of others while they slept.
>She sighed and rested her head in her hands, watching the stars above.
>Maybe she'll find out what would be best in time, or maybe it was because Sens had mind controlled her again.
>>5897639
>she doesn't respond, she just looks down a up a bit then down
>>5897695
I do bring my pets, but kitty doesn't need a walk for a while.
>>5897695
Even if I nuke his cities to Valhalla?
I like you.
>>5897639
Ah.. But, how long ago was this..? I-I mean I've seen dead people here before but.. It must be comforting to see him again.
>>5897688
>She places her hand squarely in the center of his chest and leans into a shove, pushing him away.
Yeah, I do. Thanks.
>>5897691
Seconds or what? This stuff is great!
>>5897713
Sometimes coincidentally.
>>5897691
>>5897639
Man, was EVERYBODY from the future here before?! Sans? Papy? Alphys?
I'll tell her that. Thanks, human!
>>5897695
We're BFFs!
...And, to be honest, I kinda LIKE like her.
>>5897734
Fudge.
>>5897731
>Lands on my back
>Sharp jagged rock on the ground destroys my spine
>Can't move
C-can you help me up?
>>5897709
Now to finish it...
>makes a large tower of buterbrod stacked with cheese, kolbasa, and now smoked sausage
>>5897675
Just try and be nice please?
>>5897734
"I'm not being boring...I'm being safe."
"That's what they call it, right?"
>Elizabeth murmured to herself.
>>5897734
F
>>5897754
>>5897744
Are YOU trying to tell ME what to do? Check yourself before you wreck yourself.
>>5897703
... yes, that! Exactly that!
>The boisterous warrior seems to be carrying the exhausted mage
>>5897673
>>5897734
An alliance? Who could say no!
>>5897703
For your strength in numbers argument, I am still in a group of three. As for you being strong? Ha! That's certainly a laugh in a half! But, you certainly look like someone with a huge ego.
>>5897734
>As he walks through the woods, he finds a wooden cabin.
Well, well, well... don't mind if I do.
>He quickly appears next to the cabin, up against it's wood texture. Carefully, he opens the door and takes a peek inside.
Nobody is home, perfect.
>The masked boy grabs all the useful materials, and darts out of there.
>>5897712
I guess you're right...
Anyway, so what brings a person like you to a place like this - Are you looking for talent, maybe? Or a lack there of to turn into your next dream team?
>>5897747
>I know where that image is from
>>5897725
*she retrieves a photo from her hat*
*on it, the dog laying itself on Ram's head*
Hmph. I would hate to ask why.
>>5897727
As I stated, do whatever to him. If he is using outdated ideals then get rid of all of it.
>>5897740
I do not understand the term BFF. Enough to court her I assume. You were successful.
>>5897747
>cums on
>>5897725
Are you feeling well? Can you talk right now?
>>5897730
It was a few years ago, back in high school. He hasn't aged at all since, which makes sense since, well... he died
>>5897731
That's what makes them accidents, right?
>>5897740
No prob Asgore, and yeah. And if we're gonna train, please, call me Junpei
>>5897764
You get first shift dude, I'll keep watch
>>5897734
This is the worst thing you've ever done.
>>5897742
I'll call you an ambulance, that's all I'm willing to do
>>5897764
C'mon ice wings, do your stuff!
>>5897764
... aaaargh! Barrier is failing!
>>5897764
"I think I can pick up a new career raiding things! At least my lockpicking skills are finally coming in handy."
>>5897784
"No! Stop it!"
>>5897780
{G o o d}
>>5897727
>:33 < *ac pounces on the strange talking ball and wrapped her arms around it, even brushing it with her tail!*
Nya, why is this ball of yarn talking?
>>5897744
>:33 < *ac's highly advanced alien digestion system allowed her to purrfectly inhale the food as fast as Soviet could make it, even taking down the tower of meats and bread with relative 33se!*
>>5897764
I want to take Sunset with me.
>>5897815
F
>>5897779
I could ask the same question to you in all fairness, ha! I am here to train myself. To find new days to improve my training methods so that I can help others!
Every team that wants to give EVERYTHING to become THE VERY BEST in my eyes is a dreamteam, Miss Maizono! I rather have a group of highly motivated greenhorns than a bunch of professional lazy slackers!
So far, I have already assisted one curiously looking girl to find her inner warrior spirit. I consider my job here complete. But for aslong people require my teachings, I shall return.
FOR I AM NEKOMARU NIDAI! THE ULTIMATE TEAM MANAGER! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>>5897815
"Raiding supplies is fun and all, but I need a bit of help out here!"
>She yelled up to the heavens.
>>5897815
On second thought, no thanks, dude
>>5897815
>>5897796
Yes... Absolutely
>>5897819
Going somewhere interesting?
>>5897781
I'll be working on it.
>>5897812
Touch me again and it will be the last mistake your furry ass ever makes.
>>5897842
Still under the delusion that more than one of you will make it out
>>5897815
>Exhausted after playing, he lays on the ground.
Whew... hah... that was some good fun.
>Getting up, he leaves the cloaked man, tired.
Someone post the wheel of shipping.
>>5897855
Wherever you want, just away from this place.
>>5897781
Oh, Best Friends Forever!
Also, I, uh...I didn't tell her that I like liked her yet. I'm nervous.
>>5897796
Alright, Junpei!
>>5897855
I'm not sure I really trust that guy. I mean, he's a skeleton with a cowboy hat
>>5897859
I'm doomed
>>5897859
"At least these supplies can be useful for this."
>She wondered if the masked man was doing anything as she talked to herself, setting up a few extra traps, expecting him to show up since she shot him in the foot.
>>5897859
I guess she is good at bombs
>>5897796
A couple of years? I'm glad you haven't forgotten about him, I hear people tend to forget about the dead.
>>5897892
I'll rape u
>>5897859
We're sticking together until we get this mess sorted out.
>>5897874
There's a bunch of places I've always wanted to go. Too many to count on both hands.
>>5897857
You m33n... Like... This?
>:33 < *ac pushes a single clawed finger forward, pressing her finely-sharpened clawtip against his red skin(?)!*
>>5897893
"If you got past all my traps, the least I can do is make you some food."
>She sat down their plates, and went out to make more traps, just in case.
>>5897907
"No!"
>>5897893
Long-distance kills are a lot of trouble
>>5897909
>jabs you with a needle and euthanizes you
(Back from dinner)
>>5897812
You satisfied?
>>5897766
Ok
>>5897893
That's enough horsing around here, time to get out of this place with little information I gathered.
>And with that the masked boy leaves with out a trace.
>>5897892
>A card comes flying next to the woman, with writing.
"Though you are pure at heart... I won't forgive you for shooting me in the foot."
>>5897893
Oh nice. Food.
>>5897918
No hard feelings if one of kills you. Right?
>>5897931
(Thats one way to give someone the...cold shoulder. )
>>5897886
You're being paranoid. Hes got real character.
>>5897931
You won't be needing- theeeese.
>A loudmouthed knight roots for Warrior and Megumin from the afterlife
>>5897953
THICC
>>5897884
There is no point in feeling like that. It is not beneficial to anyone.
*her stroking comes to a complete stop*
Thank you for letting me do that.
>>5897941
I'm dead serious.
Anyways. I'm due at Canada's for a poker game. Peace.
>>5897956
I saw Rarity trying to rape Spike next door.
You might want to pop that bitch a new one.
>>5897931
Divine intervention? I guess that makes it a fair fight now.
>>5897971
Bye. Alfred is now better than you
>>5897953
"I...guess."
>Elizabeth said hesitantly. Maybe she should have poisoned the food like she was thinking of earlier.
>>5897931
>>5897950
>Bending down to pick up the card, an arrow flew by her hair. She barely had time to read the card before another whizzled by, and she took off into the woods, arrows marking her trail as she got farther and farther away.
>Once she was sure she was safe, she turned the card over in her hand, feeling her heart beat faster and faster in panic.
>>5897979
>>5897931
>When she smelled food and remembered she forgot to have some, she headed towards the nearest campsite, forgetting her paranoid promise she made before. She spotted the man she had shot, and her heart dropped.
>>5897845
>she nonchalantly wipes some shoutman spittle off her face that was launched at during his monologue
I see. Well I wish I had as interesting reason as you for being here, but, nope! I'm just here in between tours looking for somebody that I used to know... Maybe you've seen him? He's thin and short, which green eyes and brown spiky hair that has a cute little ahoge?
>>5897884
And, if you ever need my help, like if some jerk is threatening you or something, or if you just need advice, I'll be there to help you. Alright Asgore?
>>5897898
Well, he saved my life plenty of times, we fought together, helped each other, lived under the same roof, and were really good friends. I'll never forget him, or Shinjiro, or Chidori
>>5897956
You really think so?
>>5897979
Bacon and eggs! And they aren't burnt!
>>5897972
Old habits huh? That's funny.
I'd like to do that just because, but it's not really any of my business.
>>5897979
Now THIS is a gift
>>5897979
I give you my utmost thanks to you, sir. As payment I shall accompany you for the day. Any longer than that will require additional payment in the form of food, housing, or gold.
>>5897979
And thus concludes the first week.
There aren't 35 of you dead yet, but I have a feeling you'll pick up the pace.
>>5897964
(Thick warrior is the best. )
>>5897962
>Will be sure to kill most people.
>>5897979
I know enough about skeletons to know avoiding something involving them is a good idea.
>>5898022
I'm not sure I trust this...
>>5898022
Good luck Sunny, this will be the end for me
>>5898022
>Dammit I'm tired
>>5898022
Grace my ears with what it is you enjoy listening to.
>>5898008
Hmmmhmmmm.....hmmmmm. Ah! That must be Naegi Makoto you are talking about! I have actually seen him around here aswell, together with Kirigiri Kyoko! All three of you were in the same class, yes? Very kind of you to still remember your classpeers, Miss Maizono! If i see Naegi, I will inform him that Japan's greatest star idol is looking for him!
I wish you and everyone else here a good night. This big man is going to do some unfinished business before going to sleep!
>>5898011
He has to. They don't let just anybody have their own radio show
>>5898022
Peace on Earth will set us free.
>>5897970
I know, I know, I'm just scared she's gonna laugh at me.
Also, you're welcome!
>>5898011
Alrighty! Thanks, Junpei You're really cool!
>>5898006
{Aaaa meant to ping >>5897950 for the second one too on >>5898006}
>>5898022
"More food? Are people trying to get me to be more friendly?"
>>5898022
We are saved from what is almost the worst case scenario
>>5898054
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3DxxHQMn3s
>>5898069
He has a radio show? Really? Cool. Didn't know that
>>5898071
Thanks Asgore. You're a cool little dude yourself
>>5898077
I actually wasn't expecting that
>>5898077
It seems that everyone still wants to play slowly
>>5897970
Softy, haha.
>>5898011
So many of them? Only in high school as well..? Man, the world certainly is cruel.
>>5898077
"All around me are familiar faces..worn out faces..."
>She sang to herself while she smiled at the few she recognized, glad they did not bring her death."
>>5898106
>Elizabeth didn't know why the same man she shot in the food wished to join with her and the strong warrior she had come across. It made her uneasy in the group.
>>5898106
F
>>5898106
This target is far too easy, there is no sense in taking her out with my explosion charge for the day.
>>5898121
Rip edgy parkour guy.
>>5898060
Yeah, yeah, that's him. That would be awesome.
Goodnight~! And good luck with your... business.
>>5898049
Heading out?
>>5898143
>Sees Junko in the back
>Should she be a hog and bring out another ava?
>>5898143
They could've make Sayaka great in DR1.
But they ruined it. They fucking ruined it.
Atleast you can waifu her in the free mode.
>>5898071
I never felt that way. That encounter I had with you and her was pleasant.
b u m p