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/ERP/ erotic roleplay thread. Corrupting innocent demons edition.

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/ERP/ erotic roleplay thread.
Corrupting innocent demons edition.


>>5888545
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>Anon puts fresh peanut butter crackers in his patented Trixie Trap.
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Nth for never waking up.
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>>5892941
KEK
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>>5892950
Sweet dreams, Lupin
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>>5892941
Oh hey a PB crackers!
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>>5892552 (Blueberry Zombie)
i'm waiting for someone else desu
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This trap is never going to catch Trixie if others keep taking the crackers.
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>>5892934
(DELET THIS)

>>5892977
Aaaand, who's that?
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National Socalism
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>>5893000
So your name is Blueberry?
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Why don't you guys like me anymore?
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>>5893016
You're a faggot
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>>5893016
I like you anon!
Let me see that benis
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>>5893013
...Well it's less insulting then potato.
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>>5893033
stop replying to Paul
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Reminder that Alpha and Mootykins are two seperate entities.
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>>5893040
Sorry po- I mean blueberry
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>>5893040
I'm calling you Boo-berry
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>>5893046
You don't know who's who anon.
It could be a sad anon! With a sad dick! I'm here to make dicks happy.
.. Take out your dick.
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>>5893052
this. where did the alpha is braveanon meme originate? alpha was gone for 2 months when braveanon showed up
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>>5893052
No they're not
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>>5893082
Hey, sorry if I'm bothering you, but...
>pulls out a packaged pair of tan pantyhose
...do you think you could put these on?
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>>5893093
Hi LD
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>>5893000
komaru ;^)
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>>5892883

>Looking at Sona's form, the man's member twitched thanks to the sight of her curvaceous body, his hands reaching for her hips as she cautiously descended on him, straddling the man as he pressed the head of his shaft against her sex.
>Unable to endure the onslaught of pleasure, he desperately lifted his hips towards her soaked pussy, pushing his member past her folds as a single gasp escaped his lips, allowing the pleasure to overtake is senses.
S-Sona... Nnngh!!!
>Biting his lips, he began to thrust back and forth into her, each motion stronger and faster than the other.
F-Fuck...
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>>5893057
>Hsien-Ko sighs and shakes her head
Good enough...that'll do anon, that'll do.

>>5893080
Bo-Berry? You mean...like the cereal? Seriously?

>>5893110
(I'D RATHER YOU PICK KNEESOCKS! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE)
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>>5893082
>I'm here to make dicks happy.
What if we get off on you making our dick sad?
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>>5893131
Well ya a blue ghost
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>>5893131
Can I get a kiss, blueberry?
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>>5893131
nah, i can never be stopped by kneesocks
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>>5893102
Hmm..
>Taking the pantyhose she looks at them all over. Their light brownish color just enough to see through. She nods happily before laying them out and slipping one of her long legs into them. The stockings gripping tight to her skin, holding her flesh firmly all the way up to her plump, round rump. Her bottom bounces and jiggles slightly as they fit into the pantyhose before doing the same to her other leg. Finally the tan leggings slipped onto her. She pulled them back slightly and let go of the fabric, letting it snap back into place
Comfy! Thanks anon!

>>5893141
Me making dicks sad? How so?
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>>5893172
>Me making dicks sad? How so?
Hurting them, making fun of them, that sort of thing.
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I DEMAND TO CUM
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>>5893172
you make me wanna hrnng
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>>5893192
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>>5893172
you make me wanna LALA
IN THE KITCHEN ON THE FLOOR
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>>5893192
Then cum.
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>>5893183
Hurting? Making fun of? Don't tell me you're a limp dick sissy. How big is yours small fry? 4? MAYBE 5 inches?

>>5893203
I'm sorry sir. Did you just have a stroke? Do I need to call Fairy injection Lilly?

>>5893216
I don't speak stupid. Sorry.
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>>5893213
>>5893219
UUUUUUGHHHH
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>>5893172
Wow, it looks great on you! Do you think you could... show off a little?
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>>5893225
I want DMG to end my life so I don't have to do it myself
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>>5893225
It's actually big irl, 8 inches, but I'm into SPH, so actually I'm sometimes depressed that it's not smaller.
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>>5893225
>Do I need to call Fairy injection Lilly?
N-No! It's j-just... Hrnng!
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>>5893246
Show me
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>>5893111
>Sona bounces her fat heart shaped rear up and down the man's trembling member, meeting his thrusts in the middle with each drop of her waist. Her hands reach to the man's shoulders and grasp them tightly, her cum hungry fuck hole squeezing every inch of his fat cock. Her moans and cries echo through the empty home, quickly losing herself to the lust as they fuck like ravenous animals on her couch, his bulbous tip banging against her womb with each clap of bubble butt against his thighs.
"Ooh~! I need this so bad...Pounding against my womb...filling me with your cum...Please use me until you are completely satisfied...
>Her breasts bounce wildly in front of the man's face as she rides him, her nipples hardening as she reaches the height of arousal.
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>>5893149
I'm aware of that...Toxin? Was it?

>>5893151
>Hsien-Ko gives anon a kissu on the cheek
Theere...you happy?

>>5893159
(I'd rather you lewded Kneesocks then Komaru. KOMARU IS A CINNAMON BUN!)
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>>5893000
Tenryuu, if you're up to playing her
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>>5893238
Show off?
>She questions, tilting her head in confusion before jumping slightly with an idea. She turns on a heel to face away from you. The tight tan stocking gripping her legs firmly, as she raises her skirt she exposes her round, chubby rear being hugged by the pantyhose. She playfully wiggles her bottom back and forth, showing you that as her rear bounced the stockings did as well.
Like this?

>>5893243
Uhmm.. Call Kinx for that one.

>>5893246
SPH? I'm sorry I don't know that one
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>>5893285
No I wanted the kiss on my lips, with some tongue too
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>>5893285
I know.
but i like cinnamon buns ;^)
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>>5893250
I heard I was needed! Are you the patient?
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>>5893297
Small Penis Humiliation
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>>5893285
No Toxin is my disappointment of a son, I'm Carnage and I hate that you got to be in MvsC3 and not me!
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>>5893321
N-No! I'm fine! Really! I-It's just... Hrnng!
>He has gigantic behemoth monster balls and a diamond hard dick
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>>5893321
Not the same Anon but I could certainly go for a check up from her.
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>>5893324
(Just RP it as a small one silly! I can even be a meanie Magician and use a spell on you to give you a baby dick)
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>>5893297
>unable to stare away or respond with words, he slowly nods, starting to slowly feel himself grow harder
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>>5893355
Hmm
>Leaning over to the swelling erection and full balls she pokes at it with gloved hands, hearing your strained words and seeing the fat cock she places a hand to her chin to think
Hmm. How long have you had this erection? If it lasts to long it can hurt you very seriously! You need to cum right away!

>>5893370
A check up? Sounds alright! Is there anything that hurts? Anything you need me to look at?
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>>5893379
Where did you learn your spells? Did you go to Hogwarts?
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>>5893324
>Small penis humiliation
>Not small cock worship
>Passing up on the best kink related to small cocks
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What player here has this biggest cock IRL
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>>5893407
I was just explaining what SPH stands for spergo
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>>5893412
Oiwan
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>>5893296
(When I get home...and If I decide to use my computer)

>>5893306
You want...what now-OHHHH, a lewd kissss...
Only if you take me on a date~

>>5893318
(You monster, just take the sister fucker!)

>>5893351
Ohhhh...Your red Venooom! Alright, alright, I get it, I get it.
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>>5893380
>Standing up straight after seeing you nod her plump rear hides behind the bright pink and blue of her skirt. Still giving you a peek at the round flesh of her bottom as her dress sways to her movements
How did that look? Did I do good?

>>5893403
I taught myself! I spent a lot of years in the shadow realm to master all my spells!
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>>5893402
There isn't anything I need you to look at but there is one think i'd like for you to look at.
>The Anon said while adjusting his pants a little.
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>>5893426
I can't take you on a date I'm autistic
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>>5893402
I-I... Hrnng! I've been having this... Hrnng! F-For days... I-I havent.... Hrnng! I-In months...
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>>5893426
freaking toy recolors....And you're Boo-Berry, now that we got that out of the way
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>>5893437
Were you born in the Shadow Realm? Or did you go there to learn magic?
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>>5893437
Y- yeah, you did great!
>he smiles, unaware of how visible his bulge is
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>>5893426
I cannot, my heart only yearns for cumaru
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>>5893439
>Noticing his adjusting pants the doctor tries to stay straight faced and professional. However the pink creeped along her face, showing her burning embarrassment starting. She clears her throat with a light cough and asks
O-oh? Is there something abnormal about your... genitals? I'll happily look at them if needed!... Happily is a strong word..

>>5893456
DAYS? Oh no no no! You need to release that.. You have to ejaculate!
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>>5893278

Sona…
>The man whispered as he observed those massive breasts bounce in front of him, leaning forward to capture one of those nipples with his lips as he pounded his throbbing meat rod deep into her cunt. His hands sliding from her hips to that wonderful rear, grabbing her fat asshceeks with a firm grip as he violently slammed his crotch against hers.
>After leaving her flesh bud soaked with his spit, the man looked at the beautiful musician with lust in his eyes before hungrily kissing her again while his meaty cock continued to mercilessly pound her with abandon, each movement becoming more slick than the previous one thanks to the precum smearing all over.
Hmmhphh! Ahh! S-Sona…
>The man said as he broke the kiss, a single line of spit joining their lips.
I-I’m gonna fill you to the brim… M-Make you my woman! M-Mine!
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>>5893484
>She shrugs casually
Don't remember. I think I have a brother... So born? I don't know.

>>5893485
I can tell!
>She smiles as she leans into you, her pointing finger booping your tented erection
You're showing~
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>>5893514
Write a novel.
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>>5893525
Can you teach me magic spells?
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>>5893412
It is I, Hugo Strange!
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Ever want to play, but get too nervous since it's been a while?
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>>5893449
...That, explains a lot? Well that's no excuse!

>>5893469
Eh, I can live with that, Red Venom. Sorry for tsking your spot in that MvC3 thing.

>>5893494
(YOU'LL TAKE THE SISTER FUCKER, AND YOU'LL LIKE IT!)
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>>5893543
....... Yes....
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>>5893500
>You have to ejaculate!
B-B-But I can't! P-Please, you got to-Hrnngg-help me!
>He lays, with his balls as blue as the ocean
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>>5893543
All of last month. I only just got over it.
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>>5893525
O- oh, sorry! It's just that it looks great on your legs and...
>he blushes
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>>5893539
Silly anon. Not just anyone can learn magic! What kind of spells do you even want?

>>5893543
>Want to play new character
>Scared she wont get any hits
>Swallows pride and does it anyway
>She gets no hits
</3
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>>5893426
I gotcha mate
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Where's that fucking spooky umbrella? I need to cum on her ass.
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>>5893545
I think it's definitely an excuse
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>>5893577
Stop making me horny, it's in the afternoon and I only cum at night
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>>5893577
What are some easy spells I can try to see if I can do magic at all?
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>>5893545
Nope, can't betray my waifu. I'll wait for the cinnamon bun and I'll like it.
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>>5893563
H-help you?
>She asks with a shocked, stunned expression. Her eyes locked on your throbbing member and full balls. Clearly you're in pain. And she wanted to help you
Is it okay if you just.. do it yourself? I can get some.. "aids" from the room we have where we take sperm samples..
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>>5893545
YEAH WELL...wait really?
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>>5893607
Come on. Bust a mid day nut for your favorite magician?~

>>5893610
There's no EASY spells! You need years of training! And practice! And a wand, and a big stupid hat like mine!
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...
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>>5893599
It is not! How'll you overcome it, if you keep hiding behind it? C'mon, buuck up!

>>5893613
(Goddamn it, just take the demon and love her)

>>5893623
Yeah, sorry. Didn't know you wanted it...I would've given it to you if you asked.
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>>5893636
Well how does training start? There has to be a first step.
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>>5893541
Redpill me on post below me
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I LIKE BIG COCKS
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>>5893658
I just like it when people POST BUTTS.
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>>5893082
My dick is sad
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>>5893614
>Is it okay if you just.. do it yourself?
I-I can't! I'm... J-Just not able to! Please, please help me!
>Groans and moans
The p-pain...
>Clenches teeth
I-I need too... H-Hrrnng! So badly!
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>>5893658
>>5893669
It's rather self evident.
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Post
Avas
You
Want
To
Play
But
Haven't
Had
The
Confidence
To
Start
Yet
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>>5893653
Oh...well this is awkward, normally I just yell at people, no ones ever said sorry to me before
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>>5893684
But the not filthy frank version
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>>5893684
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>>5893653
If I didn't love Komaru I would. But it's out of my hands, sorry babe.

>>5893642
Cute Ashe poster?
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>>5893684
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>>5893656
Step one.
Get a magic wand.

>>5893684
>Haven't had a session as Yukako yet
</3
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>>5893684
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>>5893684
Shinku of Rozen Maiden
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>>5893642
Cute Ashe.
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>>5893684
The Sorceress...I-I already have way to many!
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>>5893709
Do I buy a wand, or do I have to make one?
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>>5893514
>She pushes her breasts against the man's face, practically sandwiching his head between the warm tit flesh as he laps at her sensitive nipple, a few drops of creamy breast milk being unloaded onto his tongue. Her walls massage him in waves, eager to milk out the thick load that is no doubt building up in his balls, her pussy practically begging for him to unload as deep inside of her as he can. She arches her back, pushing her squishy butt cheeks into the man's hand, his fingers sinking into the wonderful softness of her body. The area around their pelvises become a mucky bog of love juice and pre cum, the wet slapping of their bodies echoing throughout the room as he violently reams her, her womb opening up to take is load inside of her. Her face is stuck in one of pleasure, a wanton smile of pure lust plastered across it.
>Sona moans into the kiss as he suddenly leans forward and locks lips with her, her tongue swirling around his tongue as they engage in the lustful dance of muscles. Sona skillfully strokes the bottom of his tongue with her own before coiling it around it, pumping it with an unnatural amount of agility, her pink cock pillows wet with his saliva. She presses firmly to his base, her mental screams ringing through his mind as she cums violently, spraying his waist with her juices as she begs him to cum inside.
"Please~! Dump it all inside of me...I want to feel all of your thick cock cream all inside of me! Please shoot it all out inside of my pussy!"
>The refined musician was now an eager bitch to pumped full of his load, only caring about his impending ejaculation.
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>>5893684
New!Nibbles.
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>>5893684
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>>5893726
Gonna plow your fucking tits.
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>>5893736
I have been meaning to get down to business.
You know, to defeat the huns and whatnot.
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>>5893684
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>>5893684
Too many.
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>>5893684
(More of a HG ava, but yeah)
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>>5893765
Post pics one at a time. See if anyone, or lots of people, beg for you to do it. Maybe it'll help you be more confident. Or just list them if you want to be lazy and get the same result.
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>>5893677
>Thinking to herself she looks away from the groaning man. His erection throbbing and swelling. She thinks of her options before sighing. Slipping on a pair of surgical gloves she kneels before you, eye high with your throbbing monster of a cock. The cold plastic of the glove lightly wraps around the shaft, pulling back on the skin lightly until it meets the base
It wont be long. You're really pent up. Just tell me when you're ready to.. Finish.
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>>5893684
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>>5893776
We have enough autistic dudes in armor/costumes already, thank you.
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>>5893726
>That face
I KNOW THAT COMIC!

>>5893728
You can't just MAKE one! Magic is sensitive! You can't just mess around with it because you feel like it!
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>>5893684
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>>5893690
Whhhy wouldn't I? You wanted the spot and I didn't give it to you, of course I feel bad.

>>5893698
(JUST. DOOOO IT!)
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>>5893787
Y-Yes... Fuck yes!...
>Moans
I-I don't even remember the last time, my cock h-had... Hrrng!
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>>5893819
So where do I buy a magic wand?
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>>5893684
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>>5893821
Oh...well...I hope Street Fight vs Darkstalkers doesn't suck
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>>5893814
t. Reinhardt
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>>5893814
(Rude... but also accurate.)
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>>5893684
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>>5893821
Just let me lewd Komaru ;^)
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>>5893864
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>>5893525
>>5893576
(Forgot to finish the post. sorry!)
O- oh, sorry! It's just that it looks great on your legs and...
>he blushes
...do you think you could let me touch them?
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>>5893814
Rood.
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>>5893819
(Futa Amazon on Futa Sorceress, some hot shit)

>>5893855
I'm sure it'll fine. What's the worst that can happen?

>>5893867
(NO, SHE IS PUUUUUUURE!)
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>>5893864
>>5893874
Maka, even though she's a loli she has god-tier legs
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>>5893829
Just relax sir. Let your body do as it wants
>The doctor smiles meekly as her hand runs along your member, pumping it quick rapidly for only just starting. her gloved hands gave hanging but a "gentle" touch as it felt much more sterile. Her other empty hand cups your fulll hanging balls, rubbing them around and bouncing them lightly, rolling them around her hand and lightly squeezing them
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>>5893684
>>5893780
Lulu (Final fantasy X)
Candice (Pokemon Diamond/Pearl/Platinum)
Rosalina (Mario)
Hilda (Pokemon Black/White)
Yuffie (Final fantasy 7)
One or two pornstars
And the most recent Ava I picked up.
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>>5893814
Dr. Doom ava incoming once anyone plays any form of Marvel waifu.
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>>5893684
(I also can't seem to stick with playing avas. I always go back to being anon after 1-2 tries)
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>>5893684
also more of a hg ava
I wouldn't know how to lewd Rikuo at all
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>>5893864
Make it happen.
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>>5893907
>Candice
I like you
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>>5893917
>once anyone plays any form of Marvel waifu.

(There was a Kamala Khan here once. Once.)
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>>5893918
(Maybe you're just bad at it and should feel bad about that.)
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>>5893892
It's not as good as Street Fight vs Gi. Joe?
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Where the fuck bro? You guys took him and all his avas. Give us back BB, stockin, and knee-sama. H-he's my best f-friend.
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>>5893832
YOU CAN'T BUY THEM EITHER REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>5893885
Touch my legs? I don't see why not!
>She smiles ear to ear and raises her stocking clad leg, extending it before you as the silky smooth fabric clings to her skin. She playfully slaps the flesh colored leggings and winks at you
Go ahead!

>>5893892
For like. A week I read that comic and came ONLY to it. It was some top quality shit.

>>5893907
>One or two pornstars
3D avas?
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>>5893953
err wher the fuck IS MY bro. Literally so distraught from losing my bestie to you fags that my literacy is suffering. See what you fags are doing to me?
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>>5893953
kys gook
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>>5893963
Well I want a magic wand. How do I obtain one?
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>>5893969
Bad day?
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>>5893953
I'm sorry but who the fuck are you? Are you aware that literally whos don't have the right to open their fucking mouth? If you want any (You)s or attention play a anime girl and shut the fuck up.
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>>5893963
Hey can you reply to this post
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>>5893972
>>5893988
>>5893990
Fuck all of you. Give us back our stockinfag.
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>>5893904
>Groans
M-My... Hrnng! I-It's so sensitive, I've never felt anything like th-hrnng!
>Grits his teeth, beads of sweat running down his forehead
I-I might... H-Hrnng! at any moment, s-so please, p-please don't stop...
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>>5893998
Us?
Who's "us?"
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>>5893998
(It's gonna be okay, Grimmy grimes.)
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>>5893963
Hey can you reply to this post?
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>>5893998
He's got a Clone Geopanel, somebody has to stop him!
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>>5893963
>>5894014
Is Paul the twig of a manlet I imagine he is?
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>>5893963
can you reply to this post
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Fuck my pussy!... Or I'll take your soul.
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>>5893731

>Thrust after thrust, his hips collided with Sona’s own, his twitching manhood inside her finding itself being wrapped by the musician’s love walls, viciously milking the intruding member with unnatural vigor, pushing the man to his limits as his orgasm approached him. Within seconds, the male felt his climax just around the corner and unable to oppose it, he came inside her.
>Strings after strings of hot, sticky gobs of cum filled her insides, poured directly into her womb with no regard if was a safe day or not. He desperately wanted to make her his… And what better way to do such a thin than by filling her pussy to the brim with his healthy, fertile seed! His hips trembled as the contents of his balls were emptied into Sona.
A-Ahhh… Ha… S-Sona! T-That was… That was amazing!
>The lucky, avid fan of hers said in between heavy breaths, his cock still deep inside her as his hands caressed her back and ran their fingers through her lovely teal hair. To think that a fluke earned him an unforgettable night with the most beautiful of all musicians.
T-Thank you... I... I needed this...
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>>5894014
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>>5894041
Nah
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>>5893892
It's okay, I just wanna hold her hand and take her on a date. No lewd.

>>5893998
"We" didn't take him, he came to "us" and became apart of the hive.
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>>5894041
EPIC RP MY DUDE
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>>5894041
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>>5894041
You drive a hard bargain.
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>>5894056
That's confirmed fake
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>>5894007
Fuck you. If I wanna lump your ass in with the rest of these friend stealing degenerates then I might as well go ahead and do it.
>>5894013
>W-why're you doing this to me? Is it me? Did you leave us because of me? I-i'll stop being a fucking autist to you about all the shit we like, pls....come back....I-i...love you...
>>5894037
Fuck you. I don't know you, but fuck ya for stealing my bb.
>>5894039
How about you fuck off with your cross dressin ass.
>>5894059
He would only come if you fags lured him here and I find it disgusting that you'd lure him away from his friends and family just so he can give you some typefucking.
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>>5893929
Candice is pretty great, she is cute and perfect for smut. That top, that tiny skirt, the cute panties she probably wears underneath, and the little pigtails someone could even grab onto if they wanted to.

>>5893963
>3D avas?
Yeah.
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>>5894058
>>5894063
>>5894066
>>5894067
>Slices testicles
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>>5893983
>Sighing she presses the palm of her hand to her face. muttering something into it before more clearly speaking to you.
Do you need Dark magic or Light magic? elemental? alchemy? Necromancy? How strong? Is it cross streamed? Are you immortal or mortal? YOU CAN'T JUST INTO MAGIC YOU DUMB DUMB!

>>5894038
Mhm. Skinny sure. I guess. I seen like. Two pics of him.

>>5894081
Nice! 3D avas always interested me. You wanna give names?
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>>5894079
(Grimes, buddy, I just got burned out, chillax, dude.)
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>>5894076
Why would you trust his word? He's probably reverse-lying to not have drama accusations. Paul would definitely do shit like that.
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>>5894088
I was going to but now I guess I can't...
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>>5894039
Hi LD
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>>5894081
She's the definition of cute

>>5894088
Jokes on you I don't have testices
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>>5894079
Can you swim?
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>>5894079
Literally all I've done here so far is get an autograph from a qt idol and get mindbroken into an edgelord by a loli. You're barking up the wrong tree, famster.
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>>5894001
D-don't do it on me sir. Please if you would..
>She trails off as she tries herself to aim the thick, erect cock. Pointing it in different directions to avoid any splashing of your cum to her face or flatish chest. She just ends up jerking it about as she stroked. Her other hand still fondling the full balls, feeling them tighten up and pulse as you soon reach your orgasm.
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>>5894090
>>5894038
>6'2
>Manlet

DMG pls
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>>5894090
Siri and Maserati.

>>5894107
She can be done for cute things and lewd things then when you are done lewding you can hugs her and do all types of things with her. Tho there are allot of lewd things i'd like to do with her like have someone cum inside of one of her holes only to tug back up her panties once they are done only to continue her day like that.
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>tfw want to RP but saving up energy for someone in particular to show up
what's her name /erp/
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>>5894090
>YOU CAN'T JUST INTO MAGIC YOU DUMB DUMB!
I want you to be my magic teacher and this is a really discouraging first day.
To answer your questions, I'm mortal, what is "cross streamed?" And, I guess I want to learn dark magic if I'm asking you to be my teacher. Though necromancy sounds fun too.
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>>5894079
We seduced him to the Dark Side.
He's our Stocking now.
Enjoy being cucked.
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>>5894099
I just don't know what to do about this....D-do I follow ya here and type fuck too? I-i can if ya want....W-we miss you at home tho
E-even this fag does
>>5894114
Hikki never misses anyone too, not even me. and I'm fuckin great,
>>5894115
Yes, but I won't do such things for you.
>>5894121
>loli
>mind broken by
You're probably the most degenerate person here, faggot. I hope that loli is an undercover cop that busts your ass the next time you try to fuck that lil' girl.
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>>5894138
Anon
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>>5894143
HG sucks dick dude. Not even the fun kind.
I fuck Stocking regularly in private and she tells me what a cuck Grimes is every time.
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>>5894141
F-fuck you. Stockin would never cuck me......R-right?
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I was told to cum here if I want to get better at RPing.
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Retired avafag here, don't care for shit eyy. Can post screencaps of absolutely anyone you want. What do?
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>>5894143
Grimes, it's time to come home. You've done all you can.
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>>5894143
Oh no, I don't want you to swim for me.
I just wanted to make sure you don't drown since you're neck deep in denial.
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>>5894143
Thanks, I try my best.
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>>5894157
Y-you take that back. Stockinfag would never talk shit about me like that....
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>>5894134
I like you even more now

>>5894138
I gave up on her already
>>
WHERE
IS
GREY CAT
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>>5894138
Hotaru or Rinoa.
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>>5894168
Brutal
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>>5894165
Kill yourself
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>>5894177
I want to fuck both of them.
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>>5894167
>kissu
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>>5894052
>Sona holds the man tight to his chest as he pumps her pussy full of his love, her eyes tearing up slightly as the sensations overwhelm her, her body quivering in ecstasy at the pleasure of being cummed inside of. Her pussy squeezes tightly around him as it tries to push every single drop of his sticky cum out of his balls, her walls being painted white in his voluminous ejaculation. Her breasts wobble as she extracts herself from the man's length, her pussy gushing out the overwhelming amount of his load, her body flushed red with arousal as she rolls off the top of him. Her fingers idly play with her flaring pussy lips, scooping out the cum that leaks from inside of her and pulling it to her lips. She glides her tongue along her fingers until they are completely clean of seed, a shiver rolling through her body from the delicious taste of his ball cream. She continues until there's none left for her to eat, the rest of the load packed snugly inside of her womb. She leans over and gives the man a warm smile, completely content with the time they spent together.
(Well I think that's it, hope you enjoyed.)
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>>5894182
>>5894168
I-i......w-wha....
>Fucking leaves while sobbing intensely
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>>5894138
Hotaru
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>>5894134
Quickly googled them. They could be cool. Best of luck!

>>5894140
You can't just pick up a wand and learn! You need to read! Play a magic only build in morrowind as homework!
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>>5894138
"Mettaton."
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>>5894193
Q-Quit it. I just came to retrieve Grimes.
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>>5894127
>D-don't do it on me sir. Please if you would..
I-I... Hrrng! I don't know if I can help it... It's been-Hrrng-M-Months!
>cock starts pulsating, like a volcano it's about to implode
Yes... Yes! Y-Yes yes... K-Keep stroking... I-I'm so close!
>>
>>5894202
>>5894177
Hi Mecha
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>>5894143
(It's really only you and Hicko, and I gave Hicko my kissus)
(I'll come back...eventually)
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>>5894217
>kissu
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>>5894217
Can I come with you too? This place sucks, there isn't a SINGLE sexy magician here!
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>>5894138
The Great and Powerful...something something.
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>>5894221
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>>5894208
Too bad one of them is retired. They are both nice and curvy, perfect for fucking in all types of ways.

>>5894172
Is it strange that I want her to specifically wear blue and white striped panties when she does that? Well that could partially be because I think blue and white striped are the best but whatever.
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>>5894208
Can't you just give me a training wand?
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>>5894230
You knock it off especially, Taylor Swift.

>>5894233
I don't think you'll like it in HG anymore than you like it here. You'll get the same reactions either way.
>>
>This many cucks in one thread.
Damn.
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>>5894217
>The Dittzy blonde stumbles over to the dragon, one of her shoes untied, her quick feet and slow mind causes her to trip up with her arms wide open, landing a falling hug on the scaled friend
You're welcome to comes back any time!
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>>5894252
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>>5894243
Matches her socks, that's cute

>>5894265
>Raises hand
ME
I'M A KEK
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>>5893963
>he starts to rub her leg up and down
>with each passing second his face was getting more intensely red and his bulge seems to have grown larger
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>>5894265
I am not a thirsty cuck.

...is that how that line goes?
>>
>>5894218
>Aiming the erection up in the air her hand jerks the shaft rapidly. The flowing pre of the fat cock leaking to her gloved hands. only lubing your cock more. Stroking and pumping it upwards, hoping and praying it wont shower her in the sweet sticky juices. She keeps her lips tight shut as she awaits your cum.
>>
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>>5894268
Do you have anything for me? I was expecting a package today.
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>>5894265
But Rinoa isn't here.

>>5894271
Blue and white striped panties are perfect for Candice. Wait. With how many pictures you are posting of her, were you going to pick her up?
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>>5894292
>Builds a wall
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>>5894197
[Absolutely! Thanks for the amazing session best LoL girl!]
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>>5894268
>Spike does his best to catch the falling mare, but, with Derpy, there's only so much you can do. He at least manages to return the hug, sort of.
Derpy, are you even supposed to be here? Is this why none of my letters have made it back to Ponyville?

>>5894270
Don't give me that look. You know what you did.
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>>5894292
Hey, I can un-cuckify you if you get DMG to unblock me!
>>
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>>5894311
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>>5894301
And here's King Cuck to round out the annual All Cuck ERP Hoedown 2016
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>>5894303
I have a halfassed folder, but it's been years since I've actually played diamond
and platinum...

reminds me I still gotta finish that Platinum nuzlocke that I started

>>5894316
Nice shitpost
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>>5894309
(That's not poppy but have a good one.)
>>
>>5894243
I'm not sure if using a porn star in a type fuck thread is lazy or genius.
... i'm going with genius because it gives me an idea...

>>5894279
>With a smile she leans into the light rubbing of her tan stockings. Almost enjoying the heat of the stroking hand. She smiles as the motion calms her
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>>5894301
yeah smoke that tobacco penis like the repugnant homosexual japanigger that you are
>>
>>5894335
>fucks you face til you pass out
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>>5894327
It's okay, Taylor Swift. You're forgiven.
>>
>>5894338
What's the idea?
>>
>>5894342
You're a pretty good shitposter. When are you going to shitpost LD out of the threads?
>>
>>5894295
W-Why...
>Groans
Why won't y-you-Hrnng!-Take those gloves off? Why keep your m-mouth closed?
>>
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>>5894353
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>>5894353
>Anon accidentally gets some stray jizz on you.
Sorry, friendly fire.
>>
>>5894307
...but I'm legal.

>>5894316
...I think I'm okay, thank you.
>>
>>5894333
I want to fuck that Lucario
>>
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>>5894302
Package?
>She turns her brown sack to her front from the side it was hanging off of. Opening it up the mess of late letters and slightly crushed packages flow out. She doesn't even look at them as she shifts through her bag
Hmm.. Nothing for Mr A-Nonny-Moose. Sorry!

>>5894311
Uhmm.. I-I've been working on it! These people are nice! There's all kinds of sweet guys that make me feel really good! One even gave me a bath once!
>>
>>5893907
>Candice
Good taste. Was close to picking her up before I changed my mind to Phoebe.
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>>5894338
Ngh, they really do feel amazing...
>he continues his rubbing, not able to stop
>>
>>5894398
Nonny? No! It's for A. Naughty Moose. Can you check again?
>>
>>5894374
No you don't, Taylor Swift. Don't be silly.

>>5894387
>Spike just looks at the Anon, disgusted.
Dude.. This is beyond a party foul. This is a life foul.

>>5894398
...Derpy, you know what you're doing, right? It's all consenting, not just molestation?
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>>5894388
Are you voting republican on November 8th?
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>>5894328
I've never cucked anyone in my life. Kinda douche thing to do, y'know?
>>5894342
Hey, buy me another pack of this and my life will go quicker. Its a win win for both of us, right?
>>
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>>5894440
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>>5894440
[fashion intensifies]
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>>5894359
Having a 3D ava of my own. Might try her out this weekend. Could be fun!

>>5894368
>Pressing her tight lips together harder she grips your cock harder. Pumping the shaft much faster as she tries to speed up the process
.. I can't do that sir. This is just business.
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>>5894345
>Swallows every drop of your seed you manage to shoot out while you fuck her face, her mouth constantly sucking and slurping while her tongue laps at your cock head even when as she slips from consciousness.
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>>5894471
Who might your 3D Ava be, so I can either get hype or look up who she is.
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>>5894455
That's better, I guess. Smiling is fine. Nice bow-tie.

>>5894470
[dragoning intensifies]
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>>5894489
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>>5894364
i don't associate myself with cucks xd :^))))):^

>>5894453
fuck you japafaggot suck your cheesy toxic penor until you pass out kek
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>>5894489
>Rarity looks up.
"Spike? Is that YOU? When did you get so tall?"
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>>5894489
What on earth are you doing here?
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>>5894447
I dunno. Maybe. Trump genuinely seems to want to do good for the country, if a little blunt and abrasive. Plus, I like the memes.
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>want to ERP but have to leave soon
(Suffering)
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>>5894434
Silly A Not Y. Moose! Mooses aren't naughty! Meese are cute!
>She smiling blonde closes her eyes tightly, beaming a wide, smile, shining her white teeth at you with her big dumb, innocent smile.

>>5894440
Hmm? There's a Mole station? Is that where Moles get on the subway? IS THERE A MOLE SUBWAY? Is that why they're always underground?
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>>5894471
>.. I can't do that sir. This is just business.
P-Please?!? Please, please!
>His cock is throbbing, literally one stroke away from ejaculating
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>>5894536
Doesn't matter, this thread is cancer anyway
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>>5894536
Worry not. Know that whenever you come back, there will be someone waiting to pounce on your spooky butt.
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>>5894509
Ayyyyy right back at ya.

>>5894515
>Spike looks himself over, suddenly remembering that he was, indeed, tall.
O-Oh, right. Yeah, it's me. I just... Had a very long nap. Ten years, give or take a few days.

It's not really important.

>>5894525
I came to retrieve Grimes, and now I'm just talking when talked to.

>>5894539
Mo-les-tation. But that's not the point. Do you know what's going on here, or are you confused?
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>>5894333
Well you should totally pick her up, maybe build up the folder for her a bit more depending on how long ago you built it and do all kinks of lewd things with her.

>>5894338
I'm not sure either but i'm just going to agree with you and say it's a genius idea. But I think there will be a few hard things about.

>>5894409
It's not hard to have good tastes in pokemon characters, there are so many good ones even if a fair amount of the good ones are underrated.
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>>5894486
I'd be mean to not tell you since you told me...
>
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>>5894570
(But I'm also Cancer)

>>5894582
(That's a nice thought)
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>>5894551
>Looking away from the massive throbbing cock she strips off her glove. her warm hand grasping your meaty cock, The tight grip stroking along it quickly, awaiting your load once again
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>Gotta go. Sorry for anyone I didn't finish
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>>5894611
>Smacks that ass.
You're cute cancer, Kogasa. You should get some new pics of her, there are billions.
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>>5894590
"My my, haven't you grown up into a dashing young dragon."
>Rarity admires Spike's new body.
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>>5894603
Bailey Jay?
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>>5894651
Forgot the 'geez anon you're hopeless'
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>>5894645
Oh, you know... I'm just the same ol' overgrown lizard at heart. You're sweet to say that, though.
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>>5894590
Grimes is in here again? Huh...funny..
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>>5894689
He missed Stocking.
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>>5894643
(I like this artist)
(Also I'm afraid of bans)
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>>5894676
>Rarity circles you, her tail brushing against your leg as she does.
"And such a deep voice. Mmmmmm."
>As she circles tighter her flank brushes your leg."
"Yes, this is just right. The perfect balance between the cute little baby dragon you once were, and the giant brute you were that one day birthday."
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>>5894514
Will do kid, will do.
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r8
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>>5894742
>Spike's eyes follow the mare as she circles him, chalking the brushes as accidental consequences of her walking pattern and thinking nothing else of them. And yet, it was hard to shake the nerves born from her praises.
W-Well, I'm glad to hear you approve. I mean, this is just one stage of my development. I'm sure I'll get even bigger soon enough.
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>>5894742
>>5894791
You are aware that Spike is from Australia, right? He might carry half a dozen unknown STD's.
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>>5894809
Don't you need to have sex to transmit STDs?
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>>5894809
Spike probably IS one of those STD's, grown too big.
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Somepawdy told me that it's currently human mating season, is this true, nya?
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>>5894828
How can someone be an STD?
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>>5894833
Nepeta a cute!
Cuuuuuuuuute!
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>>5894138
>want to lood as Saya
>want to lewd some of Stocking's avas
>have shit to do, shit to read
>have to watch Panty and Stocking so I can write crack ship crossover fanfic for Stocking
>have to be on the eternal watch of the SIDF (Stocking Internet Defence Force) to shitpost Stocking's shitposters
>have to watch Deadman Wonderland so I can pick up that one slut for Halloween
>have a Mukuro RP to finish with Doomguy
>probably have some shit to finish with EGG because canon and whatnot
>instead of doing any of these I choose to shitpost
I hurt myself today
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>>5894833
It's always human mating season.

That's one of the best things about being human.
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>>5894791
"I'm not used to craning my neck up just to hold a conversation."
>Rarity rears up on her hindhooves.
"Pick me up."

>>5894809
"The dragon homeland is called Australia?"
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>>5894138
>what's her name
Sure... "her" name.

Heh.
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>>5894527
>I like the memes
I got the good stuff
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>>5894847
(I have a defence force? What the fuck? When did this happen? Am I gucking Kamina tier now?)
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>>5894855
Um.. Okay?
>Spike slips his claws under her forelegs and quite easily lifts the pony up.
Like this?
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>>5894876
I'll be part of your defence force when you lewd the piggy in ERP. <3
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>>5894527
>Trump genuinely seems to want to do good for the country
All his plans are going to get us bombed and cost the middle-class and lower-class money while the higher ups rake in those dollar dollar bills.
At this rate, I'd rather vote for the corpse of George Washington than either of the candidates.
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>>5894740
I like that artist too but so much good Kogasa art out there. Tits = not loli = no ban.
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>>5894876
>listening to a single word that comes out of that idiot's mouth
There's your first mistake.
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>>5894876
i started it

t. anon
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>>5894895
I bet you voted for Bernie, faggot.
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>>5894847
kys bolin
>fucking anybody other than byakuya togami with fukawa
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>>5894847
I want to creampie inside Saya and Hotaru
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>>5894876
I'm a one man shitpost crew, I could probably samefag a defense force for anyone but i choose you because gucci damgo waifus and shit
>>5894898
Woah there buddy, who pissed in your Cheerios?
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>>5894879
>Rarity's soft rump rested in your large hand, warm to the touch."
"Much better."
>She wiggled her ass against your hand as she settled into a comfortable position.
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>>5894138
setsuna
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>>5894846
I know I'm cute, Anon! You don't have to tell me!
>:33 < *ac playfurly bats at his feet while laying on her back!*
>>5894850
What? R33lly? That's amazing! You mean you can just start to pail whenevfur you want?
... Could you do it right meow?
>>5894847
(Nigga I've since forgotten about that, wasn't even that good of an RP anyways, just a forced interaction because of a "roll for" meme.)
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>>5894931
I'm lurking right now. I got injured today, and I'm not really feeling up to typefucking while I'm in bed recovering. Sorry.
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>>5894914
I was waiting for somebody to call me out on this, actually. Yeah, you're right, Fukawa is only interested in Togami by canon. This means I have to be a little creative or have to resort to rape (which happens every time and i secretly despise). So yeah. I am a shitter. Who knew?
>>5894917
Fuck you, I know it's you, Shidare.
>>5894933
O-oh...
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>>5894949
Did the rope break or something?
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>>5894929
Okay! I'd love to stay, but I've really gotta go. We should catch up properly sometime, Rarity. Really, it's been so long.
>Spike places the mare back on the ground rather hurriedly before near sprinting away from Lewdland.
See you later!
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>>5894933
"Pail"? I mean, maybe. Depends what that means.
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>>5894889
(I'll lewd Piggy after I lewd Kneesocks.)

>>5894906
(Yo-You too, anon-kun...)

>>5894920
(Th-Thanks Bolin...I'll make sure to meat shield the shit out of you (^: )
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>>5894949
Ouch. You alright?

>>5894959
>The O-oh of defeat
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>>5894968
>Rarity chases after him.
Wait! Come back!
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>>5894995
I'm fine. It's nothing major.
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>>5894987
Oh, and regarding the cancerfic, any specific requests on scenarios and such? I know I'm being an autist regarding this but I don't wanna give you the wrong kind of Ebola.
>>5894995
Uh-huh.
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>>5895007
>>5894987
>>5894968
>>5894933
>>5894740
>pets
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>>5895034
(Stocking plowing Souda in the ass, a lot. That'd make Okabe happy:^) )
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>>5894959
Maybe it's best if we both furgot about it.
>>5894971
Oh, right, silly me! Humans don't do that.
Ah... So, when mating s33son comes around, us trolls go into an incredibly ravenous sexual frenzy, and when we do the nasty stuff, we quite literally cum enough to fill a bucket!
Neat, right? Nya~!
>>5895051
>:33 < *ac leans into the pets, letting out a throaty purr and pawed at his legs!*
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>>5895017
I gotcha. Hope you recover soon.
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>>5894868
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>>5895068
... that is pretty neat. It'd probably take me quite a while to fill a whole bucket.
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>>5895051
Thanks for the pet, buddy.
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>>5895087
I'll believe it when I see it, /pol/-tan.
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>>5895087
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>>5894987
when are you gonna lewd komaru ^)
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>>5895060
Got it.
Here's something to think about though: There will be a price for this.
:^)
>>5895068
ok deal
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>>5894876
I'm gonna have to ask for you not to compare yourself to me.
Thanks.
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>>5895186
This triggers the Kamina
>>
Bolin. It's time to stop shitposting.
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>>5895208
I have a desire to fuck this semen demon.
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>>5895186
Kamina, let me suck Eila's baby dick.
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>>5895068
>Continues to gently scratch at the troll's head.
Awww, this cat is too cute~

>>5895113
It's what I'm here for!
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>>5895136
(Never Ever)

>>5895160
(Better not be anything to extreme.)

>>5895186
(Bu-But Kamina-kun, I secretly love you :^( )
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>>5895218
Telling Bolin to stop shitposting is like telling a fish to stop swimming.
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>>5895186
>the cuck himsel appears
kek
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>>5894987
HIT ME ON STEAM WHEN YOU LEWD THE PIGGY, BRUH! I WANT TO BE THE FIRST ONE TO GET A SLICE OF BACON
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>>5895107
I've b33n with humans here before, Anon! You guys aren't THAT bad!
... Meowst of the time.
>>5895226
I AM cute!
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>>5895186
Kamina, I will literally suck your dick if you start ERPing.
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>>5895240
You might be the cutest, in fact!
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>>5895229
A Tenryuu poster blogging? Madness
At least Mecha's blogging wasn't about HG meta
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>>5895229
that's what you said about kneesocks too (^;
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>>5895265
Yeah it was about life meta which is even worse.
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>>5895218
After this little bout of shitposting ends (10 minutes or so) I'll start writing my Stocking x Kazuichi Souda fanfic and leave you in peace for a stint.
>>5895222
Hi Hotaru.
>>5895229
You'll see when the time is right.
>>5895231
kek
>>5895239
Seconded, Mikan is shit but the thighs are 2 thicc
>>5895265
An anon shitposting? Madness.
>>
Tenryuu is the worst Kancolle desu
>>
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>>5895269
(Well Komaru is actually pure, Lewding Kneesocks is fine, she'll just be Mahiru tier hard mode)
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>>5895223
>>5895242
Probably not likely to happen in the foreseeable future.

>>5895229
Oh.
Carry on then.

>>5895234
If only for a bit, yeah I'm here. Probably not for long.
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>>5895288
dumb frogposter
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>>5895314
>Goes to the bottom bed instead and cuddles the Pururut
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>>5895223
explain this
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>>5895319
What the fuck did you just say about me, you little warmface?
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>>5895316
i would endure extreme difficulty for komaru desu
but that's all i'll say for today
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>>5895339
>Kicks, rolls out of bed.
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>>5895318
==THE MIGHTY==
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>>5895403
Careful! You're breaking things.
>>
>Starts to dance to thriller.
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>>5895434
>With a jarring record-scratch, Anon puts on Monster Mash instead.
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>when your favorite partner just vanishes without a word for days on end
bad rp feels
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>>5895426
Uhuhuhu...
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>>5895449
Who?
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>>5895449
you probably did something to upset them :^)
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>>5895403
>filename
>nap nep
>nep
B-But this isn't me?
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>>5895421
DON'T
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>>5895455
I will RAPE you.
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>>5895387
I'll lewd LITERALLY anyone else! Go-God fucking damn it!
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>>5895472
You're not Nep-Nep.

>>5895503
Buuut.
I was already going to play that with you...
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>>5895506
:^)
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>>5895596
Were you? Then proceed.
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>>5895443
W-why did you do that? I liked that other song.
>>
I just busted a nut to Jinx's booty pic and I feel ashamed of myself. How are you guys doing today?
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>>5895634
Those blue braids are pretty hot desu
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>>5895449
Who was it, they might be lurking.
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>>5895596
>pets
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>>5895634
I'm doing alright, Lupin.
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>>5895622
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>>5895634
Masturbating to touhou so I've been better
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>tfw Kinx hasn't come back
I need some THICC meido in my life.
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>>5895658
LoL Jinx

>>5895674
same
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>>5895679
Yeah
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>>5895666
Now we're talking...
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>>5895634
Post it.
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>>5895679
Oh sorry to hear that man.
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>>5895657
Not that Jinx...
>>5895661
Different autist.
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>>5895679
Let us despair together.
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>>5895634
Post it.
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>>5895634
omg
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>>5895671
I have fapped to Nue's pics and I can't bring myself to commit sudoku.
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>>5895634
>>5895671
>>5895734
Been jerkin the gherkin to Kazuichi Souda pics.
Could be better.
Could be worse.
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>>5895734
Not her fault she's ava'd by a fat neckbeard.
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>>5895685
>>
One of you thirsty fags has to have that Jinx pic saved.
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>>5895766
Jesus Christ you have no standards
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>>5895789
Correct.
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>>5895825
So how are you?
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>>5895734
I'm sure you're not the only one. Don't be so hard on yourself, Innocent Boy.
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>>5895727
>everything about that pic
I have the larger version saved. My diiick.
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>>5895727
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>>5895852
I got in a productive mood today, did homework after only 2 hours of getting changed and masturbating. Listened to To Stop You Must Die and actually got shit done, which is fine and dandy.
You?
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>>5895684
How you doing today Mecha Strange
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>>5895898
Nothing much. Just seeing what to do here.
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>>5895899
Same ol' same ol'. Cleaning, cuckolding, cancering.
>>
evens-ERP
odds-find images
Dubs-do both
Trips-become DMG's slave
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>>5895928
Heard you were talking shit about me :^)
>>
>>5895947
no paul
no
>>
>>5895947
>Trips-become DMG's slave
>Isn't trips
I came back JUST in time for disappointment.
>>
>>5895954
Kinda. Saying that I am not you and try to not cause shitstorms
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>>5895947
Lemme take those trips real quick
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>>5895998
Man DMG nearly had a heart attack
>>
>>5895998
>missed by one
KEK'D BY FATE
>>
>>5896007
>>5896010
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>>5895977
You're sort of right, I guess. Aside from poking the Paul and Jade hornet nest I do little to stir shit, though.
>>5895998
>off by one
THE ETERNAL PAUL STRIKES AGAIN
>>
>>5895998
>close, but doesn't quite get it
Heh. Story of your life mate.
>>
>>5895881
>>5895882
Yeah, its a really well-done pic
>>
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>>5895963
(Not paul, just someone who really needs to finish his susie folder)

>>5895971
(You and me buddy)
>>
>>5896031
The mirror especially.

Also, pretty surprised the steampunk skin has art. Huh.
>>
>>5896021

1. Make a new Discord account
2. pretend to be new
3. become DMG's friend under your new identity
4. lulz
>>
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>>5896044
There's not a lot of alt-skin porn. I don't think I've seen any of junker/scavenger but I /do/ have some B.Va/Junebug/Carbon fiber. Alt skin porn is life
>>
>>5896096
Paul can't even hideh imself longer than two days. He always spergs out and makes it obvious.
>>
>>5896107
Or he spergs as Paul an infiltrates as !NotPaul
>>
>>5896031
I'll say. Ass for days right there.
>>
>>5896124
Judging by how he acts I don't think he'd be able to hide it for long.
>Not!Paul:"Hi DMG your RP is really good so I thought I'd add you!"
>DMG:"Oh thanks."
>Not!Paul:"So why don't you love me?"
>Blocked
>>
>>5896166
You're surprisingly close.
>>
>>5895934
does hotaru love you yet
>>
Slavery is wrong.
>>
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>>5896166
Different sorry if it was Dean Bean
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>>5896254
But it's also hot.
>>
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>>5896251
I'm not black.
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>>5896261
Hi Nue or DMG.
>>
>>5896260
LEAVE HIM OUT OF THIS
>>
>>5896262
THIS IS WHY I WILL NEVER LOVE YOU
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
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>>5896305
No. What will you do to me? Hmm?
>>
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>>5896312
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>>5896316
Stuff you in a pair of jeans and a dirty sweat shirt and MAKE you my Dean Bean.
>>
>>5896305
Dean-O is a homo.
>>
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>>5896349
Take it back.
TAKE IT BACK.
>>
>>5896339
The panties might be too big...
>>
>>5896339
>Soviet just got outed as underage
>DMG immediately attaches to them

Really makes you think
>>
>>5896362
Dean can go suck a peen.
>>
>>5896362
I can't.I lost the receipt.
>>
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>>5896339
Go ahead and try! Is not scared
>>
I like how most of the underage people here, stem from /hg/. Makes you wonder.
>>
>>5896398
That's why I can't leave this place.
>>
>>5896416
You suck at drawing
>>
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>>5896423
"HG thread is, and always has been, cancer."
-Mark Twain
>>
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>>5896450
I know but I try to improve
>>
Say Hi to hg.
>>5895738
>>
>>5896377
I never wear panties!

>>5896404
I TOLD YOU TO TAKE IT BACK

>>5896410
TOLD YOU TO TAKE IT BACK TOO

>>5896416
Nah.. That sounds like you want it...
>>
>>5896506
Deanie has a tiny weenie.
>>
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>>5896506
>i never wear panties
And you call yourself a... Wait what do you call yourself?
>>
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>>5896506
I was lying. Please no touch
>>
>>5896506
Dean likes it in his ass very mean.
>>
>>5896506
>>5896531
>pets
>>
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>>5896550
>"Boo"s the petting hand
>>
>>5896564
>falls over, spooked.
You finally got me, SpookyLady!
>>
>>5896550
>a young lady throws a pair of panties at you that hit your head
>>
>>5896564
You don't look scary
>>
please fucking kill me
>>
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>>5896582
Haha! I finally did!

>>5896595
Duh, I'm spooky, not scary.
>>
>>5896625
>slices your fucking neck
>>
>>5896636
>fucking dies and only manages to choke out a garbled thanks
>>
>>5896531
She's a lady
Whoa, whoa, whoa
She's a lady
>>
>>5896587
>pulls the panties off his head, looking for the thrower
Hey! What gives?!

>>5896629
I guess this means you need a prize...But what?
>>
>>5896519
No. NO.

>>5896531
Whore, slut, skank, bitch, cum guzzler, butt slut, mistress, porn star, cock slave, Joker, smoker, mid night toker.
.. I get my lovin' on the run

>>5896534
Now I want to touch. WANNA TOUCH A LOT.

>>5896545
.. This only makes me like him more.
>>
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Jesus Christ, It's dead in here.
You could at least try acting lively, good lord.
>>
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>>5896700
But i'm DEAD TIRED!
>>
>>5896680
Ambrose hates you damn hoes.
>>
>>5896677
>a girl in a school uniform waves at you

I paid you. Now pet me.
>>
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>>5896672
I know she's a lady.

>>5896677
Hmmm...
>she wonders for a tiny bit, looking at the man lower parts

>>5896680
And you don't wear a panty?! Panties are the second most important thing
>>
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>>5896700
What's cooking, good looking?
>>
>>5896711
Just because you don't have a brain doesn't mean every joke you make has to be boneheaded.
>>
>>5896680
>visible shaking of fear
Grabbing me won't make me stop
>>
>>5896680
Ambrose is limper than a garden hose.
>>
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>>5896711
Yeah, good one bonehead. How about you do me a favor and grow some skin?

>>5896765
Absolutely fucking nothing.
>>
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>>5896629
Can you act like skeleton?
>>
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>>5896778
I suppose that's true. I should bone up on my puns so that I can knock 'em dead!

>>5896810
So keen to get to the meat of the matter?
>>
>>5896810
Same here. And here I thought Mondays were the slowest days of the week.
>>
>>5896749
>Panties are the second most important thing
What? This doesn't make any sense. What's more important than panties?
>>
>>5896744
P-paid?! But I don't...
>He sighed, before petting the schoolgirl's head.

Fiiiine

>>5896749
>He blushes heavily, slowly slinking away from her, hands covering his crotch.
N-not that!
>>
>>5896680
You left out cuck and corruptor of innocent boys.
>>
>>5896844
I know this may be hard to comprehend, but it's not the 60's anymore. You can't make good comedy on puns alone. Don't quit your day job as Ed Wood's favorite prop.
>>
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>>5896844
Yeah, I'm in a shit mood and I need to fucking hurt something, and last time I checked, you can't hurt skeletons.

>>5896856
No kidding? This shit blows. No one's here to give me sugar! and let me tell you, I haven't had a drop of the stuff all day, and frankly I'm getting a little cranky.
>>
>>5896889
C'mon man, you're killing me here.
>>
>>5896901
That's a vitalist remark. Of course it's possible to hurt the differently alive.
>>
>>5896723
No he loves me! HE WANTS MY LOVE

>>5896749
What's the first most important thing?

>>5896784
>Pokes the red meanie with the end of her wand
You're weird.

>>5896798
You don't need to be hard to get butt fucked!

>>5896881
Hey! I'm not a cuck! I cuck cute boys with small dicks.
>>
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>>5896903
I'm saving your life, Skeletor. This is some valuable advice for you to write down.
>>
>>5896889
Tommyboy was a good movie.
>>
>>5896877
>she squeals in delight as his hand gently petted her head

Thank you!
>>
>>5896936
Fat guy in a little coat!
>>
>>5896931
Ambrose hates you, LD likes you

And yet you choose to avoid LD
>>
>>5896931
The Dean knows you aint clean.
>>
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>>
>>5896956
Geez. I wonder who's behind this post?
>>
>>5896936
That it was. Nice to meet someone else with a brain.
>>
>>5896931
If saying yes will keep you from molesting me then sure
>>
>>5896931
You're worse than Nue!
>>
New thread:
>>5896995
>>5896995
>>5896995
>>5896995
>>5896995
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>>5896932
You know, i'm not sure I really understand why you're digging up the distant past. You're still being a bit too crypt-ic for my liking.
>>
>>5896901
Oh right, you're one of those people with a crazy sweet tooth. Let's see here..
>Fishing around in his pockets, he takes out a box of Lemonheads and a lollipop.
Got anything against sweet and sour?
>>
>>5896942
>He smiles, happily scratching her head.
Now,you gotta get before you're late!
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