HG THREAD. check it!
I want to violently rape Muffet
>>5892523
Swap
>>5892330
>>5892482
>>5892523
Swap me for beerus.
>>5892523
Give my spot to Beerus >>5892503
>pass out for 2 hours
>sees autist thinking I'm driver again
>>5892523
I accept this challenge.
>>5892508
>Let me just say I'm glad a lot of people like Sylvie. She's definitely the one I try with the most because I just sometimes don't feel comfortable with her. I'll try to stand out with the rest someway.
>>5892523
I see no problems with this. Proceed.
>>5892565
>tongue kissu
>>5892476
It seems I overestimated the common folk and their ability to understand what I mean.
What a shame...a true tragedy. Let's make it more on equal grounds then and forget about it, should be easy enough for you!
>Rin laughs before nuzzling back into her pillow, falling asleep while doing so.
>>5892480
Not happening today. I'd rather go lay down and ignore such suggestions that'll only make me walk right into a hooded mannequin like that one.
>>5892523
You can swap me out for the next in line. As much as I'd want to defeat what little competition there is, I'm too tired to do anything of the matter.
>>5892449
Great.
Were you named Ruby because of your hairs' color ?
>>5892501
By previously I meant
>It's good to hear that. More than it should ? As selfish as it can sound, it's easier to be rejoiced if I know you (and everyone else) is doing great.
Feeling the mood, the vibrating waves in the air.
>And so what about the 'flow'?
Each thread has its flow, its pace. It doesn't feel the same when posting during the "dead hours" as opposed to the "undead hours", nor posting when there's a game as opposed to hangout time.
>It's easy enough to ignore, after all.
Might as well ignore life itself.
>>5892523
Ready to rock !
Start!
>>5892587
Where's the mood gone ? I am butthurt right now.
>>5892574
>goes full edge
>cuts anons tongue off
>>5892581
Why yes I was called Ruby because of my hair color, and you are?
>>5892587
Day 1!
Driver... you are bad at driving
>>5892587
This battlefield will do.
>>5892611
Haha, I come here to hear that, honestly now...
>>5892628
>her
>>5892540
>All I can do is try, my mood is just problematic lately, part of why I've been a bit less talkative.
>And I hope that my Ariel isn't bothering anyone.
>>5892581
You can stop just constantly quoting me.... And sure, yay, read the mood.
Even if it's active or not, so what? Saying "hi" is too common here to ruin anything, and so is some people ignoring those who do. You're putting too damn much thought in to all this.
>>5892628
You'll have to run faster to get away from someone who can fly, hehehehe.
>>5892628
I-I think we should leave... Unless you have some more of those apples...
>>5892628
I do not comprehend. I have yet to be in a fight. How could I be damaged.
>>5892628
Night 1!
That penguinist event
is the worst way to die
>>5892543
Thanks, kid. Didn't think I'd be as slow as I was.
>>5892657
...And there goes that. It was worth a shot.
>>5892657
Skipped some days because my life attacks again
>only fillers and wiggins die
>>5892673
You win some, you lose some, sometimes life's not a mercy lover, you'll get them one day or another.
>>5892657
I doubt Eggman needed help to pull that off... Seems kind off unnecessary...
>>5892680
>skip more
>only fillers die
>>5892701
Arena event!
hearthstone anyone?
>>5892710
And the winner is...
>>5892701
>fillers
ok
>>5892657
>>5892680
Did you just skip 3 days?
>>5892728
Eggman!
>>5892733
Congratulations
Thanks for hosting.
>>5892732
i REALLY ha to go now
>>5892733
Congrats and see all of you later!
>>5892680
Do I LOOK like filler, you godda-
>>5892733
Bastard. Congrats, and thanks.
You are already under my genjutsu
>>5892733
Eggman-kun wins yet again. Congrats dude, and thanks for hosting
>>5892626
The name's Len. Kagamine Len. Or 鏡音 レン
鏡 means mirror and 音 means sound.
>>5892639
I have circumstances...
>>5892649
>You can stop just constantly quoting me
>And sure
> from someone who
>'ll
>ruin anything
>All I can do is
>ignoring
>You
Well, that wasn't a nice thing to say.
More seriously, if you can't do something instinctively, you'll have to put some thought into it if you want it to be even remotely good. Doesn't hurt to think anyway.
>>5892733
Did you reached 100 victories yet ? Congratulations
>>5892756
Thanks for hosting.
>>5892768
BAKANA
>>5892756
Yet again, congratulations. Thank you for the opportunity. Bye.
>>5892773
Well hello Mister Len, are you enjoying this place?
>>5892680
>Skipping days where anyone dies
>>5892756
T-Thanks for hosting... Mau...
>>5892768
>implying my genjutsu didn't make you believe that you were able to activate your genjutsu
...heh.
>>5892733
Hey, I came just in time! Congrats!
>>5892756
Thanks for hosting!
>>5892773
You realize that's getting pretty annoying, right? And there's a pretty fine line between putting thought in to something and putting TOO much thought in to it.
>>5892777
>>5892813
There is no way out.
>>5892756
Congratulations Eggman-Kun!
Thank you very much for hosting!
>>5892773
I know you wouldn't do something without reason, just caught my attention is all.
>>5892768
>>5892813
>>5892825
Since when were you under the impression I wasn't using Kyoka Suigetsu?
>>5892866
>>5892791
Yes, we're cozy right now. If we don't have to wait too long before the next game it'll be close to perfection.
>>5892796
And I missed that ? Damn. Congratulations again.
>>5892823
But what is TOO much ? Am I annoying or TOO much annoying right now ?
>>5892852
You care for your little brother and he appreciates it. He lest appreciated being assaulted by an ass, yes, an ass. Have you ever been assaulted by an ass ? Miku doesn't count
>>5892903
I don't mind either way sir, I still get to talk with people.
>>5892903
Yeah, you're definitely the latter category right now, even if I'm just in a crappy mood. Sure seems to run in your "family", doesn't it?
>>5892903
Len are you malfunctioning..? And no I haven't, at least outside of the arena..
>>5892642
>being upset about the wrong gender when you don't clarify what it is
c'mon dude
>>5892925
It's more lively when there's a game.
>>5892932
I'll pretend I've never read that.
>>5892953
I am working perfectly fine, we're programmed to see the world differently.
Did someone mention me?
>>5892995
Do what you feel, not like it bothers me or him. I'm not feeling sociable anyways.
>>5892760
>>5892731
Ehm... i'm putting the days and nights where "NOT FILLERS" die
>>5892995
true, but one's enough for me.
Hello Hello!
>>5892995
Maybe it's just because I'm older?
>>5893023
Hey Schro.
>>5893023
Whaddup.... dude? I want to say you're a dude
>>5893008
Let's all be ourselves and achieve unity in the peace of the void.
>>5893018
Should I take that personally ?
>>5893038
Maybe, I'll tell you if I feel different when I'll be an old hag like you. No offense.
>>5893007
No but we can work around to this. Are you seriously 24 years old or was it a joke ?
>>5893023
Oh. It is you again.
>>5893007
Maybe you are hearing things.
Post the last thing you saved
>>5893023
Hallo Soldat
>>5893084
>>5893023
Hello, how are you doing?
>>5893068
No, why should you?
>>5893084
;)
>>5893068
Hah! It's pretty damn difficult for people to be themselves and get along when you oppose each other naturally.
>>5893084
>This is the newest image of her I have.
>>5893116
magnet bags
>>5893068
What would you like to believe?
>>5893073
Most likely.
>>5893084
>
>>5893038
>pounces
Hi Kaito!
How are you?
>>5893049
Ja! You are correct.
>>5893073
Are you going to make fun of me again?
>>5893085
Who are you?
>>5893112
Good! What about you?
>>5893084
>
>>5893084
Where am I and why am I here?
>>5893084
>Duplicated my avfag folder to my laptop, so yeah.
>>5893084
>>5893139
Woo! Got it right. You're androgynous ashell, you know that?
>>5893112
N-nevermind.
So, for how long have you been here ?
>>5893116
Into the void, we won't oppose or fight. That's a certitude.
>>5893125
Seems too good to be true, but I'll hop the gap of faith and believe it's real.
How was your day ? (Good hopefully ).
>>5893139
Make fun of you. You must have forgotten that you were the one to insult me first.
>>5893084
>
>>5893068
O-old hag..? Aww.. You don't need to say it like that..
>>5893139
>As usual Kaito doesn't react.
I'm fine as always, what trouble have you been getting into?
>>5893139
Adler!
>>5893188
>Pets
>>5893179
And now you're quoting something, aren't you?>>5893124
Piss off.
>>5893199
>The dog barks angrily at you
>>5893188
>>5893179
My day was good. Work flew by, which was unusual as it was an extra hour longer than my usual.
What about yours?
>>5893211
W-What i did wrong?!
>>5893165
Comes with my age i guess!
>>5893180
I was just pointing out how ridiculous it was to not grasp the simple concept of my abilities.
>>5893193
The master plan is almost coming to fruition!
>>5893198
Are you with the Reich?
>>5893139
I'm doing great, hope you enjoy yourself, since I have to leave for today.
>>5893179
Over a year, and would you look at the time, I have to be going soon, thanks for the talk Mister Len
>>5893244
>The dog growls, then begins barking again. He's a dog, he can't answer your question.
>>5893188
*her hand goes toward it only to quickly retract*
>>5893257
By insulting my intelligence. If you are going to insult then you should be prepared for me to do the same.
>>5893084
>>5893268
Sorry!
>>5893193
That was an harsh thing to say, but I didn't mean it. Just wanted to see your reaction. Wasn't disappointed.
>>5893206
In fact no, but let me repair this mistake with the first stupid random quote I come across.
>Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.
>>5893224
Went outside to buy books. A normal day. It rained on the way and enjoyed it. Nothing else worth mentioning.
>>5893265
See you soon !
>>5893311
I've got the sudden feeling you're going to be even more of a pain than your brother.
>>5893293
>He still doesn't understand you. Eventually he gets bored of you not striking him as anticipated, and lies back down.
>>5893257
Master plan? Can I ask what that is?
>>5893290
Ramlethal.
Tell me!
>>5893311
Is that so? Jeez, testing me like that, well I'm glad you weren't disappointed.
>>5893257
Ja!
>>5893341
>the only rp with any substance in this thread is from a dog anon
Wtf
>>5893329
Then don't worry, because it's more than probable I won't stay here for too long.
>>5893356
...What would you do if I really meant it, though ?
>>5893257
Age? What are you then, 14? You look 14
>>5893400
Sure, maybe, but it's even more probable I'll just stop talking. Like I said, not feeling sociable.
>>5893400
Accept it, I am pretty old! Haha, you're getting up there in age too ya'know.
>>5893292
That is awful :(
>>5893356
The anticipation must be killing you. I should give you an insult instead.
>>5893382
Aussa's awake. He brings the level of dialog of the entire thread down to autistic one-liner exchanges
>>5893290
But it's the truth!
>>5893356
Only because we wre friends. Dont tell anyone ok?
>>5893367
Es wird Zeit!
Where have you been? I thought we were the last remnants of the Reich!
>>5893409
Ninety actually!
>>5893411
Wait and see, wait and see.
You didn't even tell me your name ! What is it, miss...
>>5893431
No ! I'll never age ! I'll stay young ! F o r E v e r !
>>5893478
Can't argue that logic
>>5893492
You're nearly a century old?! How? Are you like a vampire or something?
>>5893478
How do you think people talk in real life? Do you think they exchange ten paragraph monologues or do they usually speak in the exchange of a few to single sentences?
>>5893478
If HG is shitty it's because it's filled with a bunch of uncreative cunts.
Do you ever wonder why most "codes" are just vidya/anime tropes made into boring sentences? It's because of that.
You all spend the last thread talking about OOC, OC, OOCIC, and all that stuff... but actually the guys who do that are more fun to RP/talk with because what people consider "IC RP" here is :
"Let's fucking talk about my shitty background form my weeb anime, for hours"
Or when you guys don't do that, it's really just small chat using pictures to recognize yourself. Unless your character has a very specific way of talking, I couldn't recognize half of you fucks.
It's not difficult to do something interesting, you guys are avaing knights, magician and shits and yet the best thing you can do when you enter a thread is :
Hello.
I'm not talking about ebin RP fight either, Vino got what I'm talking about, and he still found time to answer to slides, you guys are just shit..
>>5893531
nice copy paste
>>5893474
Did someone give you my manual?
Because you're really pressing my buttons!
>>5893492
Alright, I shall keep the information under the restricted section.
>>5893497
No, you'll look young forever, but you'll be a hundred one day!
>>5893542
Pasta or not, it's true.
>>5893542
Doesn't make it any less true.
A fucking dog anon is more interesting than avas with magical powers.
>>5893478
>It's not like I have been. Hell, it's not even like I'm talking much in general today, either. Sorry.
>>5893497
Rika, Rika Asakura. You could've just asked your brother that much.
Not much to see about either, I just don't feel like talking. So yeah, later.
>>5893492
versteckt meist
>shrugs.
There's more remnants then we've originally thought, you must be some failed experiment I assume.
>>5893492
Then you should accept the truth I am telling you, creature. I am an ignorant creature, you are a detestable one.
>>5893548
There is a manual for you. I do not see why. You are too basic for the need of one.
>>5893531
>Vino got what I'm talking about, and he still found time to answer to slides, you guys are just shit..
But he regularly ignored the games to circlejerk.
His point still stands, the dog was the only interesting thing to happen in this entire thread of dull back and forths.
>>5893561
See you soon.
>>5893548
Well, as long as I can sing, I'll be happy. We haven't sung together in a long time ? Let's do it. Let's make a buff.
>>5893553
>My subjective point of view is an objective truth
Everytime
>>5893553
>>5893560
It's just a paragraph filled with complaints. It's like saying "Oh my fucking god the sky is blue what a shit color, why has it always been blue, I don't want it to be blue, black is a more interesting color" despite not realizing that turning the sky black is impossible, and it would only make a few people happy.
How about you stop complaining and do RP that you like, and other people will enjoy themselves in ways that they like. Not everybody has Shakespeare level descriptive writing.
>>5893505
Ja! Wow you are really good at the guessing game!
>>5893548
Are you really sure you can keep this a secret?
>>5893568
What! No! I am all part of the plan! Along with the last batallion of Waffen SS!
>>5893571
Haha silly. Thats a opinion! Not a truth.
>>5893611
Vino was just a creepy fuck all around period.
>>5893592
That was his only flaw, but when he was avaing Lorem, he tried to change that habit, or even stopped the wall texting to let the game shine instead.
>>5893616
Because I'd rather shitpost than RP with these scrubs, genius. Thanks for replying.
guys the dog was the only interesting thing in this thread
guys
guys
the fucking dog it was the only
interesting thing
GOD WHY IS THERE NEVER ANYTHING INTERESTING DO MORE INTERESTING THINGS GOD
>>5893616
but Shakespeare is objectively shit
>>5893625
>That was his only flaw
Holy shit, you're either Vino or you've ascended past the point of whiteknighting to straight up choking on cock that isn't even here.
>>5893616
>Not everybody has Shakespeare level descriptive writing.
t. uncreative fuck that believe descriptions or prose is what makes RP interesting.
You can have shit-tier greentext like
>fucks
>throws ball at you
And be more interesting than a purple prose greentext about how [Insert generic anime girl] gazes into [anime girl B], her eyes blooming with the hopes of her people.
We're talking about interesting RP, not prose.
ERP has a lote of greentext, and it's not interesting in the least (unless you're aroused).
>>5893650
You're shit
>>5893617
So... you're actually a vampire. A vampire guy with cat ears. How the hell does that even happen?
hg is dead nobody rps the good old days back in march 2015 were better everybody had good descriptive RP and games if you don't agree you were a newfag who wasn't there god new fucking game when hg is dead never no rp there's no rp lets go back to HGA where rp is easier and more people will come god
>>5893650
Not him, but he's pretty good desu
>>5893679
Master level Hoshi RP, mate.
there is no such thing as anime girls with good rp ban all anime girls they're incapable of doing anything besides circlejerking and none of them put any effort into playing their characters god i ignore al anime girls because i hate anime but i still know they have shit rp GOD i fucking hate these weebs none of them even host god fucking where is the NEW GAME fucking MOM GET ME A FUCKIGN NEW GAME AND TELL THESE FUCKIGN FFAGGOTS TO DO RP AND NOT ANIME
>>5893679
2015
>kek
>>5893705
FUCKING MOM YOU FORGOT TO GIVE ME MY IMAGE
How much you wanna bet Wiggins is the dog
>>5893679
>>5893644
It's funny because I actually tried to bring good RP or push the level higher.
Then, I realized people only wanted to puke their backstory or say platitudes. You want to make them spout original lines or do something interesting, but they're afraid, or can't.
>>5893696
Have it crossed your mind that maybe Shakespeare was just a pen name for Bacon or others authors?
Knowing Bacon he probably didn't want to be "praised" and usually the authors prefered to ler their works shine without them.
It was a whole different mentality.
>>5893571
Basic..? Ah, I-I suppose I'm always using version 1..
>>5893615
Ah?! Really? Alright alright! I'll find something we can sing!
ah! How about this?
https://youtu.be/3zHxQfEZxX4
>>5893617
Positive! I have a secret memory space even the company doesn't know about!
WELL ONE TIME I ALMOST GOT CAUGHT
It wasn't horribly long ago. I had him on my bed and we did our thing. I get him to sniff and lick at my pussy a lot before I get all positioned and kinda call him
sometimes he just comes and licks my face
He was and is still p sloppy with trying get in me tho, it's like harder to accomplish to get him inside than just to mount me
anyway if he cant find his mark after a while I try to kinda tug at his sheathe to expose the tip and guide it in
which works
So I get him him inside me and he starts going. I have like a couple-up to like 15 max mins of enjoying that before he jumps the gun and is all the way in me
and as I'm sitting there just knotted someone, either my mom or my dad, opens my door. I didn't think either were awake and knew my brother and his lot weren't.
I pull the blanket over us, and I can only guess cuz my room was dark and my a/c fans were going that they didn't make out what was happening and just assumed I was asleep
I think it was my dad? He'll do that sometimes when he's up way early, just open my door to see my at computer. Mom usually turns my light on but maybe she was just seeing if I was up to
They're both p christian and stuff so. IM P SURE THEY DIDNT SEE ANYTHING OR THEY WOULDA REACTED
After my door shut again I kinda painfully unknotted myself and actually went to sleep uxu
>>5893617
Hmm... Interesting! We must undoubtedly reunite with all the remnants if we want our plans to come into fruition, but who says it isn't now.... HEHEHEHEHHEHEHHYUKYHHUYKHUHEHEHE.
>>5893729
I wouldn't be surprised. Somehow he manages to piss tons of people off without even trying.
>>5893729
Wiggins is one of the few decent RPer here.
Too bad he's wasting his potential.
That's probably why he doesn't use the colonel or Livingstone anymore.
man there's not good rp anymore like there used to be *BUUUUURP* what happened to the good rpers like hoshi and crust also wheres the FUCKING NEW GAME dont even bother unless you have 1000 events like seth and a good background and descriptive commentary and good cropping and don't miss a slide and don't be an ava we dont like and also you better bump the game or we'll be mad
>>5893738
god lol why does nobody want to take this serious fuck them for having fun right why oh why can't they be more fucking oon my level they're fucking retards like why cant they enjoy things the way we do am i right or what like seriously we should just shitpost them for having fun instead of actually having fun ourselves right
WHY
DONT
YOU
GUYS
DO GOOD RP???
>no one will remember even a quarter of these people
>>5893652
What were his others flaws?
>>5893617
I see you are ignoring your own flaws again in favor of insulting me. This conversation is done.
>>5893744
You are basically asking for this then. I do not have the time to deal with you. I will see you later.
>tfw your shitposting helped steer the thread towards more interesting shitposting and less boring anime conversations
You're welcome, HG. Time to go do something more interesting than harass you shitters.
>>5893788
Fuck off Vert.
>>5893788
>>5893801
>>5893696
I dunno senpai, but I'm holding a presentation about his Hamlet tomorrow and I've come to realise it's actually pretty fucking good, I like it
>
>>5893729
>I-It was me, actually. I just wanted to fuck with Colette a bit.
erp has better RP and less anime girls than hg why don't we just take them back to HGA and leave the anime girls from hg who don't have good rp here also new host fucking when guys whens the new game
>>5893801
yeah this shitposting is waaaaay less boring than animes dude haha thanks my man you're fucking good you can fuck my daughter/wife any time NEW FUCKING GAME WHEN GOD DAMN IT
>>5893798
Ah.. Alright Ram, see you later then.
>>5893830
kys
>>5893789
>sol will never release the mugen
>>5893668
I don't know... it was how i was made!
>>5893744
Ok here it goes... Our plan is to bring about eternal war!
>>5893752
Ah, no thank you. I only follow The Majors orders and he has a special plan of his own.
>>5893798
You have a short fuse!
>>5893789
because a lot of them are avatars that people dropped quickly, or just asked to be on the picture just to be on the picture
>>5893838
That looks like a fat Robert De Niro
I hate shakespeare because hes popular
>>5893830
Well you're both raging homos so I may as well have gotten it right.
>>5893865
Made? Like, in a lab or something? Are you a vampire catboy experiment? That seems... overly complex
where's the RP where's the god damn motherfucking RP? i don't see any RP in this thread that fits MY *~standards~* and so fucking just it doesnt count also even if anime girls meet my standards i ignore them because they're fucking anime i don't have time to read all that fucking weebshit also
GOD DAMN IT NEW GAME WHEN
HOST
WHERES THE GOOD GAMES THAT ARCHER AND VADER AND *buuuuuurp* GUMBALL USED TO HOST I MISS THEIR GOOD EVENTS GOD DAMN IT WHEREEEEEEEE
>>5893744
That's a bad joke Bambino !
What about that one ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtgWADSHfuM
>>5893882
wtf I hate shakespeare now
self-insert OC bullshit
Good night Hunger Games.
>implying people on HG read books
Shitty Young adult novels don't count.
>>5893902
>kissu
>>5893912
Outsiders probably think we're all huge Suzanne Collins fans.
Shakespeare ava when?
>>5893911
For the sake of your life.
Don't come back
>Shitting on people I like
What have you guys done then
>>5893927
To RP or not to RP
That is the question.
>>5893912
Do fanfictions count?
>>5893912
The last three books I read where the life of pi, twenty thousand leagues under the sea, and I got halfway through lord of the flies before I lost the book.
>>5893941
To IC or OOC?
That is the question.
>>5893912
>I mostly read sci-fi and fantasy. Redwall's still pretty great today.
>>5893911
Later.
Hell, I'm tired and you're all bickering like children, be seeing you people.
>implying people on HG play hunger games
Shitty Default Games don't count.
>>5893915
If Liphisto learns about this...
>>5893912
Do you have a favorite book, or author ?
>>5893830
congrats, you're now the only good RPer in this thread.
>>5893967
p-put the condoms away, weirdo.
>>5893961
>gets stabbed
I have been slain.
Lets complete the HG Alphabet
A is for
B is for
C is for
D is for
E is for
F is for
G is for
H is for
I is for
J is for
K is for
L is for
M is for
N is for
O is for
P is for
Q is for
R is for
S is for
T is for
U is for
V is for
W is for
X is for
Y is for
Z is for
>>5893926
Before I came to HG I thought it was like a sort of smash bros. Super exciting once you get past the first chaotic impression.
And it was
The first month.
Then I realized it was just a bunch of people that have too much time on their hands, everybody's burned out, nothing have taste anymore but they keep on doing it. And they all have a mask to hide their real-self (avas).
Basically like real life, exception much more sad.
>>5893984
M is for me
>>5893984
G is for go fuck yourselves how could you all let stockinfag go to erp?
>>5893930
What why?
>>5893984
F is for fags who RP together
U is for U and me
N is for no replies because your RP sucks
Down here in the deep trash bin
>>5893865
... Why exactly would you want that?
>>5893902
Haha, my favorite part is the high five of course.
>>5893911
Goodnight, rest well.
>>5893985
>And they all have a mask to hide their real-self (avas).
Some hide it better than others.
>>5893865
Gessellschaft has special plans as well...
>>5893974
>I-I wouldn't say that.
>>5894009
Time is precious.
Follow Birdy DDD, don't waste more time here.
Do it, follow your dreams!
And goodnight
>>5893887
A lot of people seem to agree!
>>5894020
Because war is fun!
It was pretty routine with doggo. I had us positioned over a towel to spare my sheets from the dripping. I started by getting him to lap at me until he was excited and kinda humping the air. I got up in position and he jumped on me. Scratched me a bit while he started humping. I didn't need to guide him in, her got up against me close enough that he hit his mark pretty easy and like his whole cock went in me.
He rutted me hard, since that's most dog's only setting >w>. Lasted around 15mins? But I never can really tell while I'm being fucked it feels either too short or like an amazing eternity. His knot started swelling and went in like he was gonna tie us, but a little after he came it popped out while still swelling, so we didn't end up tied
I gave his poor swollen cock some kisses and we finished up uvu
>>5893984
Manditory C is for Cancer
>>5893984
A is for Autism
>>5893984
I is for >implying
>>5894064
Including the dude or dudes that made you in a lab? Because if so, that's... kind of funny
>>5893964
See you around Rika.
>>5894064
Not really, if a large scale war happened a lot of things would change for everyone, even me probably.
>>5894057
I either spend my time here or spend it playing vidya. Both are technically wastes of time.
Thanks for thinking about me anon. I'm tired though so goodnight, I love you.
>>5893984
S is for Stocking please come back I miss you.
i want to interact with Hikki but he seems like to good for me.
>>5894112
Goodnight DDD, have a good rest and pleasant dreams.
>Stocking goes to ERP
>actually gets better at RP
>doesn't waste time anymore waiting for games
>it's actually rewarding since he cums at the end of each sessions.
>>5894128
You value yourself that little, huh?
>>5894148
I'm dead.
>>5893984
Autism
Bait
Cancer
Degenerates
ERP
Faggotry
G
Hoshi
>Implying
Jewery
Kys
L
Meme
Nice rp
OOC
Prison
Q
Retards
Shit
Thirst
Ur rp is shit
V
W
Xtreme Roleplay
(You)
Z
>>5893979
... okay.
>>5894020
The best part was to be reunited together, once again.
>>5894028
So you like books about isolated people ?
I think these are too great books, it's fluid to read, the flow of words works and you're almost instantly snatched into it. Especially the first phrase of the Stranger, "Aujourd'hui, maman est morte..."
If you haven't read 1984 next sentence will be spoiler. When the protagonist ( damn I forgot his name ) is imprisoned, the interrogation dialogue is a masterpiece.
If you haven't read it yet I recommend you read Journey to the End of the Night.
>>5894148
Of course.
....I think i'm gona be sick...I need a new bestie now I guess too...I just feel like everything I love is leaving....D-don't leave me HG...Please.....
>>5894228
Je dois lire voyage au bout de la nuit aussi.
Et ouais, le dialogue dans le sous-sol du ministère dans 1984 est absolument génial. Ca compense toutes les parties faibles du livre à mon avis.
>>5894043
Oh? Like what?
>>5894103
Well it's all part of the plan you see. Im a one of a kind!
>>5894108
And thats why we love it so much! Nothing like the crackling of machine gun fire to brighten up the day!
>>5894222
L = first 24
>>5894240
Why don't you go join your cohort then?
I'm sure they will allow you to join in on their lecherous orgies with open arms.
http://i.giphy.com/l2JhARHGIsT1Qi1Qk.gif
>>5894254
World Domination, but that's just 1/3 of it.
>>5893084
>>5894262
YOU. I choose you to be my new besty, kamina. Congrats.
>>5894273
>
>>5893912
You talkin shit about my starship troopers?
Robert Heinlein is the gran daddy of sci fi
>>5894274
>your dad is your best friend
>>5894254
Plan? What kind of plan would a vampire lab experiment cat dude have?
>>5894263
what was the point of this post
>>5894300
Y-you make that sound like it's a bad thing...
>>5894228
>kissu
>>5894240
>everything i love is leaving
"That is how life works. nothing is infinite"
>>5894285
>>5894273
>>5894228
Yeah.. Like our own version of Saihate, man it's been a while since then, wonder how Meiko's doing.
>>5894254
That sounds terrible, I hope your plans never reach fruition.
>>5894285
>
>>5894322
I'm pretty sure Infinity is infinite
>>5894274
Kamina? Your eyes deceive you, for I am not the one known as "Kamina".
I am the being commonly referred to as the Harbinger of Hell, the Catalyst of Combustion, THE CRIMSON DEMON!
Address me by my titles or simply refrain from addressing me in any manner.
>>5894334
>hug
>>5894344
Alright, best buddy. I'll just call ya best buddy.
There's two people in a white van sitting in the driveway, they've been there for five minutes. What do?
"Following an untimely and embarrassing demise, Kazuma Satō, a Japanese teenage shut-in, meets a goddess named Aqua, who offers to reincarnate him in a parallel world with MMORPG elements, where he can go on adventures and battle monsters. "
Can anyone but a shut-in autist enjoy this unironically?
>>5894352
>kiss
>>5894358
invite them in
>>5894358
>Shoot them with a crossbow
>>5894358
just stand in front of the care and stare at them
>>5894358
Knock on their door. They probably have candy for you.
>>5894358
Go see what the fuck is up. Can't have niggers loitering in your driveway.
>>5894366
I did
>>5894354
You may do so only if you fit my prestige somewhere in that.
>>5894358
"Grab a gun or an axe or anything that can kill people and kill them"
>>5894366
The series is kind of a parody on it.
It has funny moments but don't watch it expecting a serious plot
>>5894366
The entire show is ironic you stupid cuck faggot
>>5894272
It better not interfere with The Majors plans!
>>5894305
Oh come on? You haven't seen any movie that has this kind of plot?
>>5894332
What kind of friend would say that...
>>5894366
Let's talk about the plot of JJBA.
>>5894405
Like..crimson best buddy?
>>5894366
>>5894370
>kissu
>>5894438
kill yourself faggot
>>5894436
The plot is shit.
But it's good entertainment, it's well crafted.
Nothing more to say.
>>5894366
Does he get to fuck the autistic loli in the ass?
>>5894370
>>5894427
Same here!
>>5894473
>>5894427
A friend that doesn't like people dying.
>>5894427
Can't say I've ever seen a movie where there's a vampire cat dude experiment that has a german accent
>>5894448
No, the Combustion Catalyst Crimson Demon Buddy will suffice.
>>5894495
>conveniently decides it's time to start using Megumin again when you person who played her in the first place starts using her properly
Can't make this up
Who wants muffins?
>>5894495
>>5894517
Oi, faggot. Don't talk shit about my Combustion Catalyst Crimson Demon Buddy. You're just mad that you'll always be stuck as a literally who while she gets all the explosive bitches.
>>5894524
>takes one
Thanks Mia
>>5894483
But I can't die!
>>5894487
Well it isn't something good for you humans!
>>5894251
Je ne sais pas quelles parties tu considères faibles, personnellement je m'en remémore deux :
- Les voisins de Winston
- Les rêves de Winston
Surtout la partie avec ses voisins de pallier, qui je trouve n'apporte pas grand-chose et est plus frustrante qu'autre chose. Cela étant dit, je targuerai ces parties comme étant "faibles" le jour où je serais capable d'écrire aussi bien qu'Orwell, on est pas rendu.
>>5894312
Stop that ! I won't tolerate that you kiss me one more time !
>>5894332
Has their been a Meiko avatar ? It's about time to create the newest circlefad. Lack of dangan and fe lately. Sad.
>>5894524
I'm just goonnna...take one of these, hope you don't miiiind!
>>5894555
Wait, that a threat dude?
>>5894607
>zombie tits
>>5894524
Can I eat you instead?
>>5894616
Seeing as she's a jiangshi,, they're going to be stiff as bricks.
>>5894574
Je pensais à la romance en tant que "partie faible" (tout est relatif), comme si elle avait été ajoutée ici comme un "cahier des charges"
Ne te méprends pas, c'est bien au dessus d'un roman Arlequin, mais ça aurait pu avoir plus de focus, pic related.
Mais... Je pense qu'au final, c'est justifié, car Orwell voulait transmettre quelque chose... Donc il a mis cette romance pour "happer" le lecteur lambda de l'époque dans quelque chose de tangible avant d'envoyer la grosse sauce dans la partie finale.
>>5894524
>Megumin grabs two muffins from the tray.
Your tribute is acknowledged and accepted.
>>5894541
Here, I managed to procure some food. You should consider it the finishing touches on the bond of our newly-formed friendship, now forged using metal in the darkest depths of the earth, and molded by the fiery currents of Hell itself.
>Holds out one of the muffins.
>>5894555
A lot of other people that I care about can.
>>5894574
Haha, nah she hasn't been here, but let me remember, there's been Miku, Rin, Luka, Haku, Teto, I think I've seen Gackupo, and you. I've only seen you and Miku lately.
>>5894616
Uhh...Yeeeaaahhh? What about them? Is there something wrong?
>>5894650
He-Hey! They're not that stiff! Just a bit firm is all...at least they don't bounce around like crazy.
>>5894481
>>5894697
>>5894613
haha! Nope! Don't worry about it.
>>5894691
They should be happy that they could die in such a glorious moment!
>>5894697
>>5894695
Squigly > (You)
prove me wrong
>>5894725
Well, alright. Though, I don't expect you to hold back if we end up fighting in the arena, alright dude?
>>5894670
>eats the muffin
Thanks, man. Y-you don't happen to got a drink on ya too, do ya?
>>5894753
Ass > Titties
Is pretty much what you're saying.
>>5894725
Just.. Keep your war away from things I care about.
>>5894794
And he's damn right
>>5894794
Ok prove him wrong
>>5894753
You mean the girl with the stitched mouth and crazy parasite thing? Well she's pretty nice so I don't have anything bad to say about her.
Her formality is a bit weird though...
>>5894820
I don't wanna.
>>5894845
wew
>>5894738
>
>>5894665
Oui, j'avais oublié cette partie de l'histoire. Je crois que le pire c'est le marchand de la boutique qui les trahi sans raison apparente, du moins dans mon souvenir aucune explication satisfaisante n'est apportée. Néanmoins, la partie romance est nécessaire pour montrer que même dans ce genre de societé il y aura toujours des gens qui acceptent leurs sentiments et ne sont pas juste des produits formatés par la societé, notamment d'information. Aussi, cette relation est l'un des clous si ce n'est le clou final qui achève Winston moralement.
Je m'excuse si je dis des bêtises, cela fait un bout de temps que j'ai lu ce livre.
>>5894691
One day, we shall conquer the games ! Together, we will stand, strong and proud into the arena !
>>5894762
Ok! See you then!
>>5894812
Does this mean we aren't friends?
>>5894857
>
>>5894724
>
>>5894884
D-dont even think about it..
>>5894869
Haha, I don't know if I'd go that far, it would be nice to have the whole family together though..
>>5894875
Friends can disagree and still be friends.
>>5894769
Man?!
As a demon, I possess no gender. You would be wise to make note of that.
Unfortunately, I carry few provisions. This does not include any drinking liquids.
I suggest searching the area for a pond or lake of some sort with fresh water. You may call for my assistance if you need help doing so.
>>5894869
Non c'est bon. Ca fait un moment que j'ai lu le livre moi aussi. Je pense pas que tu ais de bêtises.
Chose curieuse, je l'ai vu à la bibliothèque de ma fac aujourd'hui, en anglais, et maintenant j'en parle.
C'est peut-être un signe, 4chan et co c'est bien un moment mais si on veut progresser davantage en anglais il faut aller lire des choses un peu plus élevés.
Cette petite discussion était sympa. Passe une bonne fin de journée, salut!
>>5894901
>huggu
>>5894901
I ripped my pants~
>>5894905
>demon
>I posses no gender
Chara?
>>5894902
But this is my lifes work!
>>5894905
>all this padding
>>5894905
SAY IT.
SAY THE WORD
YOU KNOW WHICH ONE!
>>5894943
NOW I LEARNED A LESSON I WON'T SOON FORGET
>>5894902
With that, we're back to the good ol' game of wait and see.
>>5894912
J'ai vu à ton image que tu fréquentais /lit/, si jamais tu tombes sur Gravity's rainbow ou Infinite Jest, que tu lis l'un ou l'autre ou les deux et qu'on se recroise dis moi ce que tu en penses. Je trouve qu'ils méritent bien leur statut de meme.
Une bonne soirée à toi également.
>>5894963
No, The Crimson Demon!
>>5894990
I know what word you mean exactly.
However, a word as precious as that must only be used appropriately such as when casting such a fine magic.
Any other time and it devalues the meaning of that word!
>>5894998
SO LISTEN AND YOU WON'T REGRET!
>>5895059
BE TRUE TO YOURSELF
>>5895078
DON'T MISS YOUR CHANCE!
THE
LAND
>>5894975
I doubt it, vampires live for a while right?
>>5895013
But at the very least there's us, so that's enough for now.
Why are you talking French you fucking fucks?
>>5895119
Ja! But this has always been my sole purpose! To help The Major bring about his plan!
>>5895139
Escargo?
>>5895119
Unfortunately, you'll be alone because I have to go.
See you later !
>>5895139
Only faggots speak French, cocksucker. So they must be faggots.
>>5895106
AND YOU WON'T END UP LIKE THE FOOL
STANDING
>>5895151
Is there any real reason why? Any kind of gain?
>>5895168
It's alright Len, I'm used to it by now, see you later.
>>5895237
World Domination.
>>5895349
superslams next?
>>5895253
For what reason though? Normally there's a reason for it.
>>5895349
...
>lightly taps >>5895378 along the back.
There I did it.
>>5895237
Enjoyment of course! That's it!
>>5895225
ON THE EDG
>>5895438
ARE THE CRYSTAL GEMS
>>5892626
Rubyooo
tuck me in!
>>5892631
eww, what's that...
>>5895445
UNDER THE SEA
>>5895462
Wait, that was 3 hours ago... what?
>>5895473
>>5895410
>He tips over and falls face first onto the ground.
>>5895411
....
>>5895462
*stirring awake, the woman tiredly looks at her who woke her*
*her cloak still secreting something*
What is that you want?
>>5895502
>
>>5895502
>picks him up
>balances him on his head with a fishbowl on his soles
>walks away
>>5895502
Something wrong?
>>5895514
>Jesus, you're the best senpai.
>>5895528
Baki.. You startled me.
>>5895537
>He stays still throughout the whole process.
Why is this necessary?
>>5895498
Don't laugh...
>>5895514
Why is there slime all over you? ew...
and what is that giant mouth thingy
>>5895571
It isn't. I just wanted to see if you'd let me do it
Jusr dropping by comrades
>>5895576
It's called a vagina
>>5895569
Nothing, I'm just pretending I heard nothing of your plans.
>>5895583
Ah.. Well, surprise? You're actually pretty strong though.
>>5895571
You're tough Kaito, I'm not lying at all.
>>5895576
Is that-*yawns* all? Both of those questions can be answered with my cloak. You would not happen to have a towel on you? I would like to clean it off.
>>5895609
That pat, you tried to kill me, If I had a heart it would have burst from the force.
>>5895611
RAM
STAHP
>>5895607
Well while I was with S.E.E.S. I had to swing around a huge sword most of the time when I wasn't summoning my Persona, and I've kept active since then, so it makes sense. Though if I'm gonna be honest, I'm kind of weak compared to Akihiko. He would probably be able to bench-press you
>>5895601
It's not!
>>5895611
No, I don't... Wait, is that saliva? Did you get licked all over?
>>5895607
What's not to enjoy? You and a hundred of your men going into battle and seeing your kameradens slowly break from the constant artillery, calling out to their mothers as they slowly go insane, the blood curling screams of an enemy soldier as you plunge your bayonet into his chest,his life slowly fading from his eyes! The smell of derbies,toxins and flesh fill the air as you struggle everyday to survive in a hellish environment,brass and lead being your two best friends! This is like a feeling like no other! It's pure bliss,pure ecstasy!
>>5895667
IT'S A VAGINA YOU TITDICK!
>>5895639
Quit being a drama king kaito.
HG
IS
ROLLINS
>>5895708
what the fuck is this guy on about
does he ever shut up?