Alphys is cute. Cute! Post some anime trash lizard.

literally the worst character

File: tumblr_o2tzc1aLp91urf3jjo1_r1_1280.gif (62KB, 550x400px) Image search: [Google]

62KB, 550x400px

>>5886204

File: 14ei4e clean.gif (27KB, 220x220px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 220x220px

>>5886204
>like weeb trash girl characters
>can't stand Alphys

I don't know if I should say "fuck you" or "good job" to the writing.

>>5886470
Her phone calls are the worst.

File: Cj9VR-sUYAA_aYe.jpg (34KB, 630x322px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 630x322px

>>5886204
>>5886470
>>5886752

>>5886204
I forgive her

File: Hug the lizard.jpg (88KB, 800x1161px) Image search: [Google]

88KB, 800x1161px

>>5886470
>>5886752

I understand why her desperate and misguided attempts to act like a normal person annoy the shit out of people.

But I absolutely do not feel the same. Her nervous, needy nature is just too damn cute. I've always had an affinity towards the socially awkward, and she pushes all the right buttons.

If only I could just listen to her ramble about anime. Maybe give her a hug too.

I want to _____ Alphys. Fill in the blank!

>>5887451
Mine is BREED by the way.

>>5887337
Yup, same here. I loved every phone call from that socially awkward nerd. Cute as hell. Alphys is amazing

File: c6eee7c6a2ec103fe7997b2c65d18dcd.jpg (330KB, 1200x1274px) Image search: [Google]

330KB, 1200x1274px

Don't know how you guys could hate this short, chubby, weeb, adorable little lizard?

She's like top tier nerds to date

File: 01802dd5d3a257eeffadb2703754226c.png (323KB, 834x958px) Image search: [Google]

323KB, 834x958px

extremely naughty nerd lizard

File: 125894 - Alphys Undertale bzeh.jpg (162KB, 1280x985px) Image search: [Google]

162KB, 1280x985px

>>5890436
THICK ASS AND THICK THIGHS

best lizard

>>5887451
Fight

>>5891323
all these answers and you chose the wrong one.

so its like a fat ugly lizard thing, who is like a scientist über-genius and so fucking smart you couldnt comprehend, yet wastes its time watching anime, because thats what socially awkward people do, right?

i also bet einstein listened to rap while working on his theories.
tesla would have watched oprah all day if it was aired in his time

>>5891865
Indeed, it's you minus the cute and the charm. And the intelligence.

>>5892862
well thank you for calling me cute and charming and intelligent.
which cant be said about the one who made up this character

File: 61c7dd1d0d44e041a1fe5b1f74786e7c.png (26KB, 950x950px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 950x950px

>>5891865
Dude, she can teach you a fuckton of new science stuff and then later on you can watch anime and nerd out with Alphys

TALK ABOUT A FUCKING CHAMP

Alphys, MVP

>>5894652
>realizing I fucked that up
kms fampai I'm done for the day.

File: CuJDf7RVYAAbgOj.jpg (101KB, 820x585px) Image search: [Google]

101KB, 820x585px

>>5894732

File: 486cfb84ed962fc80a0ccc1563c33ddc.png (34KB, 950x950px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 950x950px

>>5894716
I wanna fug that nerd

File: tumblr_nwr964gBcZ1ui9017o1_1280[1].png (281KB, 1000x1414px) Image search: [Google]

281KB, 1000x1414px

>>5894926
>dust

uh...

>>5888139
>>5894716
>>5895964
Moar pls

>like nerdy girls
>like scaly girls
>like fat/thicc girls
>like lesbo/bi girls

>utterly despise alphys, hate her design, hate her personality, and can't get it up to any porn of her no matter well done it is
Surely it can't just be me.

File: Alphys 30.png (220KB, 750x750px) Image search: [Google]

220KB, 750x750px

Alphys is fat

>>5896455
I'm almost conviced that you're just >>5886470 and forgot you already posted.

>>5896488
Nope, different anon.
Difference is that I don't particularly like weeb characters, but don't hate them either.

File: 79ac137c1327107c16c9e346c4.jpg (196KB, 1280x1002px) Image search: [Google]

196KB, 1280x1002px

>>5896430
>on stars

what?

File: 1861856-2.png (512KB, 1178x1308px) Image search: [Google]

512KB, 1178x1308px

>>5896455
I'm afraid you have a terminal case of shit taste, my dear anon

File: 1474152877224-2.png (1MB, 1024x1280px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1024x1280px

>>5897031

File: 1703456 - Alphys Undertale lewdsloppy.png (380KB, 1041x1278px) Image search: [Google]

380KB, 1041x1278px

>>5896455
Your shit taste is real, anon

I want Alphys to scream bad Japanese as she moans and climaxes but ends up a huge blushy mess as she realizes what she said

>>5896470
That good kind of fat

that sit on my face, let me eat you out and drown me in your lewd juices kind of fat

Kinky lewd dino/lizard bae is the best

File: tumblr_nxw5g0t5nf1tipyfho3_1280.gif (142KB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google]

142KB, 640x360px

>>5897799

I want Alph to become ultra clingy to me because of her poor self esteem, then make her do incredibly kinky things.

File: Cj9pdUgXEAEcotR.jpg (145KB, 765x1024px) Image search: [Google]

145KB, 765x1024px

>>5905213

File: cdf298eeb1d961970aa9f1cd18c8645b.png (84KB, 472x417px) Image search: [Google]

84KB, 472x417px

I want Alphys to sit on my face while she watches anime in just her panties

File: tumblr_o87wt4HWwH1qm11ido1_1280.png (236KB, 698x924px) Image search: [Google]

236KB, 698x924px

>>5907197
good taste

File: 1457776769.mikalemur_v9scvzv.gif (730KB, 332x400px) Image search: [Google]

730KB, 332x400px

>>5906924

>>5885566
Oh god that's the perfect amount of fat. My dick. Undyne has good taste.

>>5911309
>Alphys enjoying some consentacle sex

Pretty damn fitting.

Any images of Alphys fucking herself into a squirting orgasm?

File: CuV_z6-UkAEySz9.jpg (84KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

84KB, 1000x1000px

>>5921452
LOOK AT THIS CUTE

>>5886170
How does the save file make the drawing cuter

>>5922470
Chubby Alphys is the best kind of Alphys

>>5887337
Her dorky cuteness got me interested but it was her crippling depression, self-loathing, and suicidal fantasies that won my heart.

>>5887451
cuddle

File: 427fc9ee-db6d-4a53-b64a-fcad4262481d.jpg (249KB, 650x869px) Image search: [Google]

249KB, 650x869px

>>5907197
Same here. Also, source and full image?

File: 1729603 - Alphys Annie-Mae Mettaton_EX Undertale.png (845KB, 2000x1841px) Image search: [Google]

845KB, 2000x1841px

>>5942403
Artist is Annie-Mae

File: 35817741cf5688d941342fc58fdc90da.jpg (282KB, 1230x1280px) Image search: [Google]

282KB, 1230x1280px

absoloot cyoot

File: 23a4ee52ea8518b8b92f2d7663863d8e.jpg (2MB, 2600x2000px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2600x2000px

bũttȅ

File: 4d01db3ec657ec75d3d254da521b350e.jpg (143KB, 1157x1280px) Image search: [Google]

143KB, 1157x1280px

>>5942732
Same anon that asked, here. Thanks!

File: CYJc0KvUQAAmlyG.png large.png (297KB, 1024x1137px) Image search: [Google]

297KB, 1024x1137px

>>5949603

i luv lisasimpsonsaur

>>5950153
But Alphys is 100x more likable than lisa, tho

File: image.jpg (34KB, 267x200px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 267x200px

Faggots stop sexualizing my waifu

File: 5b2456cc80b0e15058d5c4c5be0104a6abf8a6e8.png (11KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 640x480px

nein

File: 643634654.png (118KB, 1145x711px) Image search: [Google]

118KB, 1145x711px

>>5950740
where do you think we are

File: tumblr_ofixl1aCUL1rdg7fbo4_1280.jpg (836KB, 724x891px) Image search: [Google]

836KB, 724x891px

SB is based af

File: tumblr_o73dkuMkDa1v0el03o2_1280.png (659KB, 1000x930px) Image search: [Google]

659KB, 1000x930px

>>5975458

Bump for best girl.

File: Muffet seriously hopes you guys don't do this.png (575KB, 900x900px) Image search: [Google]

575KB, 900x900px

>>5977379
>"best girl"

That is where you are mistaken, anon.

I wish alphys had more hardcore smut that wasn't centered around being unwashed or smelly/sweaty and that the SFM model was more like her actual proportions

File: 1452273534991.png (94KB, 598x760px) Image search: [Google]

94KB, 598x760px

>>5979004
Samael pls go

File: Sinning.png (11KB, 93x132px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 93x132px

>>5897037

>>5979157
who?

Why her being filthy is so arousing

>>5979004
>>5979632
Samefag pls go

>>5980260
Not samefag.

File: 1476244653280.gif (405KB, 359x371px) Image search: [Google]

405KB, 359x371px

>>5977473
>muffetfag
I'd enjoy stomping her. Like no dick or cock or sexual innuendos, she's a trash one-off character who can easily be removed and nothing would change. Just stomp her head flat like she deserves for being a faggot spider.
Fuck outta here with your shit taste.

File: 1452433850308.png (279KB, 1000x766px) Image search: [Google]

279KB, 1000x766px

>>5983588
(You)

File: 1473633145609.png (362KB, 429x561px) Image search: [Google]

362KB, 429x561px

>>5983985
Wrong place for your shit waifu.
Take it to a discord circlejerk.

>>5985418
Chubby Alphys is the true Alphys

File: e16b5d4c37eabf1b6c0f6f9fb3c9c0aa.png (443KB, 1000x563px) Image search: [Google]

443KB, 1000x563px

>>5984528
(You)

>>5907197
T H I S

>>5979004
What would you like to see of her that's hardcore outside of those subjects anon? I am curious.

File: 1469519403580.png (48KB, 880x670px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 880x670px

>>5886470
>love weeb trash girl characters
>love Alphys

????

File: 1454062754140.jpg (52KB, 320x480px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 320x480px

Alphys is smelly! SMELLY!

>>5994322
How big do you think her shits are?
Like how long and thick and smelly?

File: 1451387500548.png (90KB, 1027x979px) Image search: [Google]

90KB, 1027x979px

>>5994392
That's fucking disgusting

Shut up.

Alphys doesn't poop, she just has a horrible disgusting crotch

>>5993559
just stuff showing all of her orifices but without stink lines/sweat/steam

it seems like the moment alphys gets moved past pinup territory she has to become some disgusting blob

>>5994555
essentially my point: >>5994424

File: 1475858358591.png (256KB, 540x660px) Image search: [Google]

256KB, 540x660px

>>5994555
She's got to have sweat, at the very least. She's a sweaty-ass lizard.

File: 1442732269.krampuskind_tcwxaqi61ed1zjlrfpulvkb34fezbgmc-2-e3m-xt2u.jpg (306KB, 1280x994px) Image search: [Google]

306KB, 1280x994px

>>5994555
>that
>blob

Oh anon, if only you knew

>>5994584
meeeh, the sweat is the least bad part but I still photoshop it out from pic to pic

>>5994600
I know it gets way worse but that doesn't really excuse the "not as horrifying" stuff

File: 1446413824.omina_komari_azuul-alphys.png.jpg (145KB, 1280x960px) Image search: [Google]

145KB, 1280x960px

>>5994638
>it needs to have an excuse

File: 1452882229363.gif (1KB, 140x124px) Image search: [Google]

1KB, 140x124px

>>5994638
It's a shame you can't appreciate musk, the most patrician of fetishes.

File: 1453007202.zp92_frisk.png (240KB, 789x820px) Image search: [Google]

240KB, 789x820px

>stinkfags taking over the thread

File: 1466798396583.png (477KB, 1280x800px) Image search: [Google]

477KB, 1280x800px

>>5994836
Have you considered maybe that you just suck?

File: thicc.png (151KB, 283x298px) Image search: [Google]

151KB, 283x298px

>>5994998

File: 1454296786480.jpg (40KB, 960x960px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 960x960px

>>5994677
I REALLY don't know how to feel about this one

>>5950551
Bratty is hot!

>>6011963
>you're so cute??
>??
Why do so many alphys pictures do this?

>>6012661
tumblr like? always does this? because literally bad grammar??

File: 1451659661068.png (2MB, 1280x2308px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1280x2308px

>Out-of-shape nerd
>watches anime and browses social media all day
>has extensive collection of nerdy media
>socially awkward / social anxiety
>has perverted fantasies of everyone

Alphys is literally the embodiment of /trash/

File: lizardbutt.png (376KB, 868x937px) Image search: [Google]

376KB, 868x937px

fresh booty

File: CaxzH3kUAAA6GW1.jpg (92KB, 1013x962px) Image search: [Google]

92KB, 1013x962px

>>6028029
Thanks for posting it here, too!

File: 1464414018515.jpg (179KB, 1280x1340px) Image search: [Google]

179KB, 1280x1340px

>>6028051
no, thank (you) for giving me more places to shill

>>5891865
Actually she isn't THAT smart, she's a fraud after all.

Did you even play the game, anon?

File: lewd.png (58KB, 1101x1082px) Image search: [Google]

58KB, 1101x1082px

>>6028204
She did make a sexbot, even if it's not autonomous.

>>6028204
She mods your dumbphone into a smartphone that can shoot and turn into a jetpack, that seems pretty smart to me.

File: sweaty lizard.png (34KB, 1138x936px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 1138x936px

>>6028371
Don't forget that it has literal interdimensional storage too. She's a tech wizard.

File: 1465922638869.jpg (20KB, 220x252px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 220x252px

>>6028204
>still believing in the autistic "alphys is a fraud" headcanon meme
>despite multiple things in the game disproving it

>>6028029
>tfw you shit a big fat tail

>>6028409
if she's so smart how come she's a fat hunchback, she could have figured out a way to science herself into a hottie and get all the monstercocks

File: 1463652691727.jpg (164KB, 633x863px) Image search: [Google]

164KB, 633x863px

>>6028204
She injected the flower with determination, she made the amalgamates, she did everything

>>6031249
>trying to science herself hotter

You can't improve on perfection. She can't be 11/10.

File: Undertale - Mettaton Quiz Show.webm (2MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1920x1080px

>>6031329
Furthermore, she solved a complex equation in seconds.

The whole "fraud" headcanon doesn't really work.

File: 81ed2875aff889bda906ccc8bd31cd9a.png (123KB, 613x440px) Image search: [Google]

123KB, 613x440px

T H I C C

>>6031658
>alphys
>perfect

she's incredibly flawed (and a dummysaurus) and admits it herself

basically female version of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0NuKvGcrpk

File: tumblr_o18syfERRN1v0ujzgo1_400.png (74KB, 325x368px) Image search: [Google]

74KB, 325x368px

>>6031882
that whole quiz segment was scripted except for the last question

>>6032161
her mess of flaws and terrible self esteem is one of the reasons i love her

>>6033116
>that whole quiz segment was scripted except for the last question
[Citation Needed]

>>6033291
she outright says mettaton wasn't supposed to ask the last question of the quiz, which implies he was supposed to ask the rest. and everything in hotland is scripted to make alphys look good and make her like you, which is why you can never die there except to the royal guards/random encounters until mettaton starts trying to actually kill you via muffet and in the core.

and i thought lizardfags were one of the characterfags who did play the game.

>>5885566
roll

>>6033477
well excuse me for not having photographic memory of every line of text in the game

point still stands, autistic "she's a fraud" headcanon doesn't fit with canon events in the game.

File: tumblr_inline_oc5cwxV7SI1rto7b0_1280.png (135KB, 822x902px) Image search: [Google]

135KB, 822x902px

>>6034143
I agree, I just dislike the quiz argument because it feels like grasping at straws while there is better evidence for her being legitimately smart, like the phone and Mettaton's body.

>>5887451
Spy on

>>5887451
Watch anime with and bang

>>6031882
Granted, the timer on that question is pretty generous if you fail to notice her in the corner giving answers... like I did.

File: lizard tail.png (190KB, 942x900px) Image search: [Google]

190KB, 942x900px

>>6053405

bompo

File: Cv7i_A6UMAAHdXJ.png (54KB, 500x389px) Image search: [Google]

54KB, 500x389px

Alphys was the subject of the 5 minute drawing challenge today. Where are all the lizards?

File: Cv8Nim_VMAAkKyS.jpg orig.jpg (99KB, 784x1024px) Image search: [Google]

99KB, 784x1024px

>>6072144
There were also a couple from the hour challenge.

File: Cv37JYbVYAAO_Ue.jpg orig.jpg (52KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 800x600px

>all these lizards

File: Cv86wIDUEAAUJxv.jpg (40KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 800x600px

babbys

alphys has a fat pussy confirmed

File: Capture.png (105KB, 427x319px) Image search: [Google]

105KB, 427x319px

meme magic

File: kururu-kururu-22510489-1024-768.jpg (232KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]

232KB, 1024x768px

>>5886470
kuuuuukukukuku~

File: 1473566931196.jpg (10KB, 228x223px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 228x223px

>>5994600
>favorite niche fetish
>poorly drawn