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>>5883646
sauce for that

>>5883646
Reminder that Jinx is the best female roleplayer

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>>5883646
>I like this kind of shit
>>5883627
Dammit no
>>5883647
Alright. Can't wait

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First for Squall please just come home.

I miss you...

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>>5883683
Reminder that Rinoa fucking someone else before she met Squall is canon

Post cards.

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>>5883417
I'm cuter than Alpha desu

>>5883446
Cuckold

>>5883449
Yeah

>>5883458
You type really dumb.

I must be off to continue wedding planning for the big day with Hotaru. Toodles.

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>>5883683
No. I won't come home.

>>5883600

A-Ahh... Y-Yes, she's a bit of a jealous woman but she... Nnngh!!
>Closing both eyes, the bespectacled male arched forward with all his might as his arms wrapped around her form, pulling her towards him so he could plant a sloppy, wet kiss on her lips as he finally hit his second orgasm, pumping a healthy amount of his seed deep inside her, filling her zombie love tunnel in matter of seconds.
>Moaning into the kiss for the duration of his orgasm, he broke the display of affection and looked at her with a playful but satisfied smile.
T-That was incredible~!

Jinx X Lupin hatefuck when?

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>>5883566
>She smiles warmly and waves, sipping the last of her hot chocolate, pleased to hear such encouraging and kind words.
Thank you for listening, your words are greatly appreciated. Do take care of yourself!


(I don't know if you wanted anything specific, but I really appreciated that, anon. That was comfy and it's a little lame for me to say but as someone really struggling IRL I actually seriously needed something light like that. Dunno if you're still here, but thanks for playing!)

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>>5883680
Me neither. I need to go to sleep now, but I hope I can see you sometime soon.
>>5883696
(I need the 4x4 template ._.)

>>5883707
Why do you think Lupin hates Jinx so much?

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>>5883646
I thought it wa mother knows BREAST!

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>>5883389
>The beastkin eyes your erection, a mischievous grin crossing her face, if only for a nanosecond. She shakes her chest a little, displaying her impressive rack for her admirer.
My body...you want it too, don't you~? You want someone like me~?

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>>5883696

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>>5883680
Oh you'll let her wingman ya but not me?

>>5883680
Don't be ashamed of your kinks comerade, we all have them.

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>>5883714
Night dear
>>5883724
CARLOS

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>>5883714
>(I need the 4x4 template ._.)
This one?

>>5883723
Reminder Lupin blocked Mecha because he's friends with her.

>>5883723
Other way around

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>>5883696
(If I posted the blank version of my card would anyone use it? )

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>>5883745
Because I trust her. Not you
>>5883748
>I need the sauce of the manga. Looks nice

>>5883754
Mecha is not the only one who can sneak screenshots out of the Red Refuge

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>>5883704
>She happily accepts the kiss, sliding her tongue in his mouth while she fills herself fill up. She moans loudly as she reaches climax, though it disappears down his throat while her limbs tremble.
>After she pulls away, she smiles back in a similar manner.
It was fantastic. Maybe I'll have to fuck your fiancee to change her mind.

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>>5883692
Reminder that Seifer literally ran out on everything to be with his adopted mother.

>>5883701
But I love you.... Don't I make you happy anymore?

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>>5883696
I am in a serious fucking Stocking mood, and I don't know why.

>>5883727
>I pant openly, nodding my head eagerly like a bobblehead as my eyes transfix upon your luscious orbs, the whole of your tight body and erotic outfit filling me with a famished lust, prick beating against my pants as I grip myself through them.
I...I-I...yes...I w-want it...want y-you...~

>>5883751
Yes, that one. Thanks.

>>5883751
What are the dimension of the boxes?

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>>5883743
Do Bill Cosby.

>>5883798
Any time sweetie.

>>5883772
(I can never choose between Warrior, Skyla, or Juniper...;_;)

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>arsenicCatnip has logged online!
So, what's going on in this h33r thread? Fun stuff?

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>>5883696
Ready for action! Let's have some fun tonight!

>>5883784
Too many sweets in your blood. Not in a mood to play anyone else or?

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>>5883807
>Watches her drink extra carefully now

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>>5883818
All is fine

>>5883782
That crazy cock slut nearly broke anon's hips.
Zombie strength is kinda scary...

>>5883784
Well Stocking is pretty great.

>>5883784
(Can't complain, I had some real fun with her)

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>>5883835
Don't be too jealous.

>>5883781
He was in there for maybe 3 day and all that happened in that timeframe was PetAnon having a circlejerk. Doubt Mecha got anything juicy out of that.

>>5883782

>Breathing heavily, the man slowly recovered his strength as he laid on the ground of the graveyard, an arm wrapped around the zombie.
W-Well, I don't know what she thinks about undead girls but I can try to convince her... Maybe.
>She said with a chuckle as he pushed his glasses up his nose.
That was fun, however~

>>5883830
XDXDXDX JINX IS SO TUMBLR

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>>5883828
(Apparently munching on a whole box of Cocoa Krispie treats will do that to you)

>>5883836
(She's second best girl for a reason I suppose.)

>>5883840
(Yo-You too)

>>5883848
W-why...
Why are even zombies so sexually appealing to me now?

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>>5883774
.....Okay can't really blame ya there
>>5883772
Blank?

>>5883869
So if you're playing Stocking here does that mean you will play any of your other hg Avas here?

>>5883886
why do you care?

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>>5883884
Whatever you'd call this. Be it a blank card, template, ect.
Also I guess i'm sharing it now.

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>>5883787
Stroke that cock of yours then, big guy! This body...
>She tugs at her shorts, pulling them a little lower than usual as her top slides off, her large pink nipples concealed no longer.
It's definitely not something you're going to get to touch for yourself! You're just gonna have to sit there and enjoy the view, I'm afraid~

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>>5883696
>>5883751
Thank mew kindly!

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>>5883886
(I think I've said yes to that multiple times, even Papa Kotetsu.)

>>5883848
I'm....admittedly alittle jealous.
But I also like my pelvis unshattered....i think.

>>5883913
Money Traingle! Doomgal! Sup?

>Want to make an animated card
>Except Alpha made one and was given shit by doing so
I-I'll stick to a regular card desu

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>>5883884
Maybe later down the line
>>5883913
How do I feel about this...

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>>5883783
Nope. I've found others to make me happy.

>>5883930
>He thinks that's the reason alpha was shit on
That's the only thing people can still say they liked about him.

>>5883930
Animated card, you say? Example?

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>>5883853
Yeah, you were great.
...oh, what time is it? I gotta run!
>She quickly hops to her feet and dashes off, carrying clothes in a bunch. However, she didn't notice that one of her earrings had fallen off during her intense blowjob, and it rests beside him.

(See ya later, bud.)

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>>5883743
>Currently playing the Witcher 3
Why did I not finish playing this game?

>>5883947
A webm displaying all of my characters for typefucking.

>>5883898
Curious about what characters are open for doing stuff with.

>>5883917
Think you could share your hg card then?

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>>5883724

>>5883646
Mother yes

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>>5883926
Hi, Anon! How are you f33ling tonight?
>>5883938
Call the cops, they can't un-rape you.

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>>5883913
Huh
>>5883907
Ah gotcha
>>5883938
No no, stay with ya gut feelings, it's more safe that way

>>5883911
A-ahn~!
>The sight of your exposed breasts and tease of your pussy sends me reeling, moaning openly as I tug my zipper down, forcing my throbbing length through my fly as I grip myself tightly, a glistening dollop of precum already decorating the bulbous tip.
You...you mean it....I g-get to...~?!

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>>5883974
That's true. But to be honest it kinda felt good

>>5883869
>Well she's second best girl for a reason
>second best girl
>second
>S E C O N D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBte8HTklK4

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>>5883930
How about stop being a little bitch and do what you want, pal?

>>5883944
Fine.

I... I wish you all the happiness in the world.

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/ERPG/ Updates!

Didn't work on it too much today, but it's better than nothing!

-Ainz battle fully completed.
-Trixie balance changes.
-Started on first quest to obtain Trixie and Mettaton.
-Milky Wilky Anon face sprites completed.
-Work on 8bit music.
-DMG overworld sprites worked.
-LD final boss battle tweaks.

Thoughts, suggestions?

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>>5883976
But what if that is my gut feeling?

>>5883960
Probably because all of the side quests are such high quality and there's so much content that you really have to force yourself to stay on track if you want to finish the story in less than a month.

>>5883952

>Earrings GET!
>The man sat up and waved a hand at the zombie, smiling at her as she ran away.
Well, she was something~

[Ciao!]

>>5883974
Begging for typefuck, lurking, being a filthy degenerate, the usual. You've been busy

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>>5883966
+Kotetsu Kabargi, or however you spell his last name
+Hibari from Titty Ninjas
Also Kanta/Desert Punk, Gentaro Kisaragi, and...TFS Goku, oh and Zamasu

>>5884000
Every update should include something about Trixie balance changes.

Also is there like a pastebin or something for all the non-dlc characters that are going to be in the game?

>>5884000
I hope the map isn't that shitty in the final game.

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>>5883976
Yeah!
>>5883988
We all have our d33p-down desires, Soviet.
>>5884000
>:33 < *ac pounces on the /erpg/ guy!*
Hi there! Are you making a video game? Can I play it?
>>5884035
>:33 < *ac snuggled up to the anon and exposed her head, suggesting that she needed pats!*
I have b33n busy, thanks fur asking!

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>>5883990
But anon, Kneesocks exists.
It goes Garterbelt > > > > > Kneesocks > Stocking > Panty > Scanty

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>>5884037
>Fillia
>Kneesocks
>Stocking
Good tastes desu.

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>>5884044
>Every update should include something about Trixie balance changes.
That's a pretty subtle joke, I like it.

>>5884037
>Kotetsu
aw shit, someone other than me watched T&B
Is Tenryuu up for grabs? i had a session with her but i was busy / not around to finish it up.

>>5884000
This looks incredibly amusing. Can't wait to have a good laugh at how much I get memed on. How do we tell healers, tanks, dps, ect?

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>>5884069
I learned something today
>>5884001
Take some pink stuff and take a nap

>>5884083
I don't get it.

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>>5884069
Now I am slowly accepting them. Thanks for helping
>gives a sweet and tender hug

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>>5884001
Pick one from the medicine cabinet Comerade.

>>5884061
Truth is, I made a quick scenario for a rape joke. Don't worry buddy.

>>5884069
I want grey people to leave.

>>5884044
No, but a whole lot of them will be in.

>>5884100
Trust me, you'll be able to. ;¬)
(Hint: DPS kiddies are called Shitposters)

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>>5884075
>Implying its not Garterbelt > Corset >>>> Chuck > Stocking > Briefs > Fastener Kneesocks = Scanty >>>>>>>> Queen Bee >>>>>> Shit >>>>>>> Trash >>>>>>>> Panty

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Hey, hey, did any of you bring meat for me tonight?

ERP nightshift.

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>>5883977
>Makoto circles her index fingers around her large nipples, twiddling at them and holding her breasts up with the backs of her hands, grinning madly.
Awh, you already look ready to explode, that's too sweet~ Stroke it for me! You can imagine your cock sandwiched between these big tits of mine, can't you? I'd be yours~ I know you can do it!

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>>5884000
>You're doing god's work anon. Keep it up. Maybe incorporate a past rp or two into the story as a Easter egg, like pictures with text descriptions along a wall in a pub. Maybe about the weddings from: desuarchive.org/trash/thread/2836275/#q2836275
There's some potential for side quests in the Erps here as well.

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>>5884183
.....Yes, but ya can't have any

>>5884183
Uh, well, not the meat you might be thinking of.

>>5884183
Oh I sure do....

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>>5884169
>
You have Kalashnikov vodka?

>>5884183
Good to see you back wolf girl! Hope you're enjoying yourself here.
(Is quiet up for that offer from yesterday or are you not in the mood for that?)

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>>5884181
>Scanty and Kneesocks equal when Kneesocks is obviously the superior sister
>Panty that low when Scanty exists
Kys my man

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>>5884106
That's good, Carnage! We ALL learn something new evfurry day!
>>5884146
No pawblem!
>:33 < *ac hangs onto the hug fur longer than she pawbably should have!*
>>5884170
What'd I do? Did Vwiskers stir up trouble in here again?
>>5884183
I have this freshly-killed d33r if you want it! Still warm and evfurrything!

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>>5884250
So what do you want to do now?

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>>5884183

>>5884170
Well you totally should make up a pastebin of all the non-dlc characters.

>>5884201
N-nnng...~
>I gurgle and gasp, complying with your request as I tug my girthy, swollen cock for you and your incredible breasts; my eyes unable to tear themselves from the mouthwatering, rosy nipples and vast expanse of soft flesh. I find my pace, fighting to hold steady and savor the show as I sigh, nodding once more.
Y-you don't know how badly I'd want that...I'll be imagining that for days...w-weeks! To be nestled s-so...~

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>>5884227
>Wanting the cheap gimmicky MOTHER RUSSIA Vodka that the soldiers chug for cheap
Knock yourself out red.

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>>5884250
It's like a never ending cycle that I hate!

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>>5884297
I could get the smooth Polish vodka if you want. But I want to try this
>takes Kalashnikov vodka and chugs it down as if it was water

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>>5884243
>Implying the Daemon sisters are even that different
Also I honestly think Panty is alright, but she's just worst girl compared to every one else.
At least Scanty is cute.

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>>5884082
(You too, buckaroo)

>>5884090
(Outside of PSG it's the only Chinese Cartoon that I annually rewatch)
(Aaaaand, what was that session?)

>>5884340
Buttchug next.

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>>5884273
Purrprably hang out, s33 if anyone wants to pail with me!
>>5884336
Why, don't you like learning? It's good fur your brain, you know!

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>>5884216
Oh come on, I'm hungry!

>>5884219
Are you sure about that? I'll eat just about anything that's tasty mister!

>>5884221
Well come on, lemme see it!
> The ever hungry wolf girl bounces in front of anon, eager for a meal.

>>5884250
Oooh, Gimme gimme!

>>5884237
(Sorry, not tonight. To be honest, I only do whatever I'm in the mood for, I don't tend to plan rps out.)

>>5884274
Awoo?

>>5884361
UNPUFF

>>5884340
>watches him down an entire novelty bottle of vodka like it was water at a Furfest in an Arizona Summer.
How do you guys keep your livers and brain cells?

>>5884401
Be a good girl and sit so I can give you some meat!

>>5884037
>Gives a muffin

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>>5884378
No
>>5884389
I could play with you

>>5884361
>You'll never
>A) Fatten Fillia up and have chubby cuddle sex
>Or B) Make her start losing weight and put her into tight yoga pants and do some sexercise with her
Both sound equally appealing.

>>5884361
Dart throwing cowboy was taking Tenryuu out for dinner after they both got sorta drunk, then she was trying to sober up when she heard the place was fancy.

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>>5884417
>the alcohol of the slavic elixir doesn't not effect him
Yuo see Anon, slavs can control alcohol from vodka like Hamon in JoJo. Is our life blood and we of invincible

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>>5884000

>>5884401
(Shame, would have loved to but you do you. Hope to get the chance sometime but you should enjoy yourself and have a good one, you seem quite popular around here.)

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New card, finally!
About to head off to bed now. See you guys tomorrow!

>>5884401
Alright then fine....
>He smirks, seemingly reaching down to his pants as he pulls out a.... cooked turkey leg! Weird, you would have thought it would have been something else.

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>>5884423
This better be chocolate chip...if it's raisins, I'll be very cross with you, for like, ever.

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>>5884289
Don't stop, now~! Hmmh...is there anything you really like? What is it you love the most about me?
>Makoto pushes her breasts up and points their puffy nipples towards your face, juggling them within her hands and grinning.
Is it my large boobs? Or maybe you prefer my flat and toned stomach? You must love how wide my hips are too~ You're so hard for me, you're leaking a bunch... remember, I don't want you to stop!

Well? What do you love the most, then~?

>>5884470
>Velma
Yes please!

>>5884470
Bye setsu, keep up those quality RPs.

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>>5884470
Night

>>5884470
Night Setsuna!

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>>5884401
Okay, I don't mind sharing!
>:33 < *ac used her claws to slice off a chunk of the bloodied meat and threw it at the wolf girl*
So, what brings you h33r?
>>5884430
Normally I'd say yes, Soviet, but I think I've had enough of t33sing you already! Don't you agr33?

>>5884483
It's not raisins.
>It was blueberry.

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>>5884401
Awoo~

>>5884463
Love the robocock

>>5884460
To be fair Hamon lets you kill vampires and shit. I think the only thing a high blood alcohol tolerance gives you is bragging rights and a Russian Military Clearance to drive a tank.

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>>5884509
Ok. Want some vodka though?

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>>5884401
If ya want to eat dead people that's on you
>>5884389
I only do bad things for my brain thank you!

>>5884463
>Not being turned on by rape or a robocock
Are we sure this is the real trixie?

>>5884484
>My face seems to lose all color as you bring those luscious tits closer, my warm breath blasting the fair skin as my tongue lolls out, as though dying to taste you as my hand strokes away eagerly, legs beginning to wobble as I fight to form coherent speech.
A-All of it! Those...nnngh...b-breasts...firm b-belly, skimpy outfit...sexy stockings squeezing long legs...i-it's all too perfect, and my cock just loves iiiiit!

>>5884401
Nobody plans it here, they just ask and get y/n. And neither of those things are the end of the world, just roll with things.

>>5884037
>Kissus the Daemon, the piggy and Ahoge-Chan

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>>5883696

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>>5884514
Nya~!
>>5884536
I don't r33lly drink much, but thanks fur asking! Last time I got drunk, I think I killed somepawdy. Why don't you give it to >>5884540 since he wants to destroy his brain so badly?

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>>5884436
(I'd much rather a B, weightloss into fitness is my favorite.)

>>5884439
(Oooohhhh that, we should finish that...eventuaaalllyyyyyy)

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>>5884524
"No."

>>5884541
"You are sure!"

>>5884580
I just wanna do something with Fillia, she's a qt.

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>>5884421
>The wolf falls down onto her knees, looking up excitedly at the man while her panting tongue hangs out of her mouth.

>>5884464
(Thank you, and sorry again. have a good night.)

>>5884474
>She might have had something else on the mind, but the wolf eyes open up wide at the reveal of the turkey leg, grabbing all of her attention. She takes a single step back, before bounding forward, knocking the Anon onto the floor and sitting on top of him as she starts wolfing down on the turkey leg.

>>5884509
>The wolf is too distracted by the chunk of deer thrown at her, jumping up into the air to catch with just her teeth before answering with a mouth full of meat.
MMnngh! Agh...I'mg heergh to geth all the meegt I cagn get!

>>5884540
...Do they taste as good as rib steak?

>>5884514
>The wolf gets down low and starts to circle the fellow dog, sniffing the air in front of her.

>>5884584
Whelp time for the ultimate test then
>Presents a plastic wrapped treat of mashed goober sandwiched between two toasted wheat wafers.

>>5884584
>kissu

>>5884580
Eventuaaalllyyyyyy. I'll be free for the next few days so I'll try to catch you earlier.

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>>5884513
>The stupid Monkey takes a bite, he then nods his head
Blue Berry...eh, as long as it isn't raisins, it's all gooood with me.
>He proceeds to hang his head and drops the muffin into his ever exanding Saiyan gullet

>>5884621
THIS SHOW IS FUCKING SHIT

>Changes the channel

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>>5884566
>Kissus Ahoge-chan
Anon...Is this your way of saying...that you want to talk about murder with me?

>>5884609
>He lands flat on his back as he's pounced, making a loud "oof" sound.
Jeez... Excited much?
>He joked, rubbing his hand against the back of his head.

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>>5884573
That's how I roll
>>5884609
depends on the person and how they are prepared

>>5884609
>The anon pulls out a juicy, raw T-bone steak for the wolf, holding it right in front of her face
Here you are, a good piece of meat for a good girl!

Master will give you more if you help master with something

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>>5884560
I'm pretty great, aren't I~?
>She giggles to herself as she pulls her shorts off completely, exposing her puffy lips as her free hand squishes and squeezes at her breasts.
I want you to cum a whole lot for me, ok? You can hold it! I'm not too much for you, am I~? If my body is getting to be too much for you to handle, I can always stop... You can handle seeing the body of a beautiful girl like me, right?

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>>5884611
>>5884612
Trixie snatches the treat out of the Anon's hand and smooches the other, then darts off with a puff of smoke masking her exit.

>>5884609
>Awoo is back
c-can you be here tomorrow? I am going to bed like right now

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>>5884609
Nya, nya~! Me too!
... Wait, what kind of m33t are you talking about? Because I'm thinking of bulges, you're pawbably thinking of something else.
>>5884653
>:33 < *ac is unable to contain herself and pounces at Carnage with her arms outstretched for a big kitty-hug!*
You don't roll! You have legs, why would you roll?

>>5884660
Th-the absolute....nnngh...b-b-best~!
>My jaw tenses as you remove your shorts completely, causing my nostrils to flare like a beast in heat. My face burns deep crimson, sweat pouring down my visage as my strokes slow to a crawl, my fingers already drenched with a waterfall of pre.
I...I-I...*gasp~*...u-uh-huh...~

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>>5884646
Now wait just a gosh-diddly-darn second, anon...
Don't you wanna see me beat up Freezer...again, but this time he's gold and purple?

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>>5884653
>tosses vodka bottle at you
Enjoy

MY DRAGONITE FUCKING DIED

>>5884768
R.I.Pperooni and Cheese

>>5884751
Fuck this shit, I'm going to watch Netflix

>pulls the TV-plug

>>5884768
>points and laughs

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>>5884752
>It sinks inside of him
Thanks old chum...now get this cat off me
>>5884726
>Using one hand to hold off the cat
Stop that

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>>5884726
>grabs cat by the waist and pulls her of Carnage

>>5884751
Superman is better.

evens games
odds continue getting mad at moonrunes
dubs blow somebody out of frustration

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>>5884652
>She rips out a large chunk of meat from the leg before looking down at anon, giving him a wide, messy smile.
Yeah, thank you so much mister, I was starvin!
>She goes back to devouring the leg, already half way done.

>>5884653
Hmmmm....I'll pass!

>>5884658
>Liru's eyes lock on to the steak, she takes a good bite out of it with her teeth while looking up at him.
Something? Sure, sure, anything for more meat!

>>5884726
Eh? That's it?
>Finishing the deer meat, the wolf girl wipes the blood off of her mouth as she eyes up the kitten in front of her.
But if that's what your here for, then no one will give you any free meat! Besides, most of the time I end up getting most types of meat anyways~.

>>5884684
(No promises, but I'll keep it in mind!)

>>5884845
Go away.

>>5884878
u

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>>5884865
See that's why I said ya can't have any

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>>5884742
You look pretty close your limits, I'd say~! You're SURE you can handle it? Doesn't the sight of my body make you want to release everything right now?~ I want you to think of me, everything about me. Think of me with you, existing for your pleasure! Can you really keep going like this, knowing you'll never be able to do what you want with someone who looks as perfect as me~?

>Her fingers dip into her pussy without hesitation, causing her to let out a surprisingly loud moan of satisfaction.

It's not every day you get to see something like this~!

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>>5884865
>pets wolf girl and gives her shashlik

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>>5884827
(Soviet, I need to tell you something OOC.)

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>>5884802
>>5884827
Nooo!! Put m33 back! I just want to give him my purrfect hugs!
>>5884865
>:33 < *ac swished her tail defiantly and crossed her arms!*
I don't need anypawdy to give me fr33 meat! I just hunt my own! But you simpurrly must tell me how to get the... Other kind of meat easily!

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>when you get drunk and get a headache so you don't feel like posting all day and everybody shitposts Owain instead

Today was a good day I guess

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>>5884787
What's a ne-

>>5884837
>The idiots voice gets incredibly serious as he looks up at the anon, the sheer mention of someone being better then him irking him at the very core.
>Training his entire life under various people, fighting countless battles, and eating all the food he can, all to become the best...and this 'Super'man is somehow better then him...The Saiyan only has,one thing to say in responce to this
I'm gonna fight him, and I'm gonna win.

>>5884865
cuck me

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>>5884918

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cY0vu6cifE

>>5884942
>fall asleep since he had heard this from countless neckbeards before

>>5884942
You fought him twice, you lost both times.

>>5884865
Well my dear wolfgirl, your Master got a boo-boo on his penis, and he needs a kiss to make it feel better.

Can you be a good girl help me please?

>>5884918
Here it comes...

>>5884978
Hi Canis.

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>>5884978

What happened to Freddy?

>>5884902
Ahhh...a-ahhhhngh!
>My meager assurance crumbles into breathy, strained gasps as my hand becomes a blur, my chest rising and falling, sweat-soaked shirt beginning to cling to my body as I swallow hard, fighting to stave off the pleasure that builds at an incredible pace. My legs give out as I drop to my knees, stroking pathetically to your form as my brow twists in focus.
I...I...so g-good! I th...think...gonna...nngh~...!!

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>>5884918
(Bracing for impact. Say it)
>>5884926
Control yourself

>>5885026
He died

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ua3_ms8r1QE

>>5885000
>>5884999

Goku rekt.

>>5884918
>prepares world's smallest violin

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>>5884664
>Waves goodbye
>>5884573
Hm? Hello cat...uh...butterfly thing?
>>5884609
>The air surrounding her smelt frisk, fresh in a way. It smelt as if she had taken a bath recently and put on a form of perfume. It had a peachy smell to it.
Ahh...picking up the stuff I put on today?

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>>5884926
How about no ya little cat-like freak!
>>5885043
Thanks Cody

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>>5885043
(I know what happened last night. I'll still interact with you in HG, but I'm never replying to you in ERP again. Sorry, but it's what I have to do. Goodnight, Soviet.)

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>>5884999
An-Anon? Anooooon?

>>5885000
But...Buuutttt...Third times a chaaarm?

>tfw I want to say DeathBattle is shit and rigged because Bias
(I MEAN FOR FUCKS SAKE, DOOMGUY LOST TO MASTER CHIEF, WHAT THE FUCK?)

>>5885118
DRAMA!

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>>5885118
DRAMA?

>>5885118
DRAMA ALERT

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>>5885118
>I know what happened last night. I'll still interact with you in HG, but I'm never replying to you in ERP again.
OOOOOOOOOOOOoooooh!

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>>5885118
>>5885147
DRAMA

>Has a seizure on the drum kit
BAGNABSDBSNABON BONDNDAB BANG BANG NAGNAGBANG BOOOM BOBOM CRASH BANG

>>5885118
>implying 85% of the people you talk to on here aren't underage

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>>5885043
Nevfur!!
>>5885087
Oh, that was just my godtier outfit! I don't wear it that often, so you won't get confused often!
I'm Nepeta, what's your name?
>>5885090
Just one hug? Pl33se?
>>5885131
(Come on, man. I ava as Doomguy and have the biggest bias ever, but he would so clearly lose to MC.)

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>>5885118
(This is fine. Nothing wrong bye)

>>5885179
what exactly happened?

>>5885118
DRAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>5885131
I'd agree entirely, fuck DeathBattle

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>>5885118
Well shit
>>5885185
NO GOD DAMNIT!

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>>5885118
>Last night
EXPLAIN

>>5885210
>>5885165
>>5885155
>>5885154
>>5885147
>>5885136
t. faggots that don't even know what happened

>>5885131
Luffy is this you?

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>>5885118
>>5885186
You two are very mature individuals. Have a good time chums, don't let people force drama upon you.

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>>5884926
Dumb kitty, that one's even easier to get! You just have too...take it!
>Without warning, the wolf pounces on top of her prey, pinning her down to the ground with both of her arms
Like this, see?

>>5885001
Aww, does it hurt? I can make it feel better!
>Finishing the steak in his hands, she scoots forward to unzip his pants, digging her hands into them to pull out his member. Bringing her lips over the tip, she gives it a quick kiss.
Mwah! All better?

>>5885087
>Pleasant as the washed smell was, the wolf girl was more interested in a different scent. She stepped behind the dog and got in closer, pressing her nose against the furry girl's butt to take in a deep whiff.
Haaaaa...I like your natural scent better~.

>>5885118
C U C K E D

>>5885228
>>5885228
t. people who don't give a fuck, take it somewhere else

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>>5885032
Cum a whole lot for me! You can definitely do it! Speed up now, you're almost there~! Think of me~!
>She bends over and peers into your eyes, her bare breasts hanging in full view. Her stoic glare immediately turns into a warm smile as she decides to wrap things up with a wink and a small wiggle of her butt.
Cum for me...tell me how much you love me~ I want you to show you really love me, alright? Show me~ I'm yours~

>>5885227
Shit now I kinda want to ava as a dalek

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>>5885185
>Bigger guns, faster, can tank more hits, can HOLD MORE GUNS
>Some how looses to MC
No, eat shit, deathbattle is fucking garbage.

>>5885230
>Implying I'll erp as Goku
No, he's a pure cinnamon bun, why do you think I won't do Komaru?

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>>5885240
I have had a shitstorm hit me at times so I can deal with this. All is fine. Thanks man

>>5885131
>People still get triggered AF about DeathBattles
They literally say what they do is non cannon and they just like to animate the fights and play with personal what ifs. You don't have to be autistic anytime your guy doesn't win it.

>>5885118
Poor Soviet.

>>5885248
A new challenger has appeared for Jiro's title.

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>>5885185
>releases the creature
Go nuts

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>>5885276
Deathbattle is literally just pandering, or it's a really "epic" upset victory to start flame wars

basically, never take their opinion

I stopped watching them entirely when they picked fucking charizard to represent all of pokemon

>>5885118
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYVO5bUFww0

>>5885276
>why do you think I won't do Komaru?
forbidden fruit factor

>>5885276
DMC4 Dante vs Bayo was awesome though.

>>5885228
So what happened then?

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>>5885310
I will bear this cross if it means no one else has to suffer.

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Death Battle blows dick harder than me during a date with Squall.
That's a fact.

>>5885362
Jiro is cute.

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>>5885362
At least Raygo fucking talks to you

*knocks on door*
it's me, superman

>>5885350
Soviet is underage.

>>5885384
>you will never get dicked by Superman in mid-flight

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>>5885292
But the guy I want to win should win.

>>5885343
So was Eggman vs Wily, but a couple great battles doesn't make it not garbage.

>>5885204
>>5885227
>>5885350
Soviet revealed that he was 15.

>>5885350
She erped with owain.

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AAAAHHH HE'S UNDERAGE! DRAMA !!! xDDDDDDDDDD
>Incoherent chimp screeches

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>>5885226
YES~! NYA!
>:33 < *ac is let go by >>5885311 and tackles Carnage once more!*
>>5885244
>:33 < *ac yelps as she is pinned to the ground by the wolfgirl, her ch33ks flaring up with her gr33n blood!*
N-Nya? What are you doing?
>>5885276
(Okay, let me say something real quick.
>bigger guns
Sure.
>faster
Also true, in the little animation they made for the battle, DG wasn't nearly as fast as he needed to be.
>can tank more hits
Okay... No. Doomguy fucking dies in the game from one too many imp fireballs. That's not all that impressive. Plus, MC has dat sweet regenerating armor, while DG has to go looking for it. On top of it all, Doomguy's military training doesn't even hold a fucking match to the bonfire that is Master Chief's DECADES of experience.)

What's the point of having an ERP waifu if they're just going to cuck you?

>>5885292
That sounds like it makes a good indicator of who gets into thread drama or who can get over it and enjoy things.

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>>5885411

>>5885416
Great, someone turned Nymph into a nigger again.
Someone get the wonderbread, we have to do a blackectomy.

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>>5885375
Oh no... not again

>>5885380
And others. Who must DIE! DIE! DIE!

>>5885384
I unironically love Superman. If you've not read All Star Superman, I highly recommend you do so.

>>5885426
>tfw your ERP waifu WON"T cuck you

>>5885416
Fuck off Nue

>>5885426
Hi Soviet.

I met the Death Battle hosts in 2014.
Cool guys.

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>>5885441
>I be serious
>He responds with a meme

wtf I hate Jiro now

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>>5885423
>Holding her back again
Wait! If ya really like a cat then you should be lazy and boneless!

>>5885244
>He gasps from the soft sudden sensation of her lips
Ahhh~
T-that was nice, but i think you'llneed to kiss it a bit more...

>>5885429
i've never watched DeathBattles, what does that make me?

>>5885445
>tfw you don't have a erp waifu

>>5885362
>no one else has to suffer

A little too late for that.

It's okay to fuck kids as long as they are typefucking

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>>5885463
Sane

>>5885441
You ever read superdickery? All that old shit he did is hysterical.

>>5885426
Hi Rinoa.

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(Everyone's available on the menu as usual!)

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>>5885404
I was just happy to see Uncle Dante again.

>>5885500
Who's your blue plate special?

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If this gets out of hand later I apologize

>>5885267
A-a-ahhhhhhhngh~! You're so s-sexy...I need you! I l-love...ooooooohngh~!!!
>My eyes roll back as my rapid pumps push me over the edge, sending my backed-up load gushing from my twitching, soaked head as I buck my hips, moaning with delight. The gooey ropes of seed fly every which way, some splattering upon your thighs and stockings as another scarcely misses your exposed breast, before I collapse onto my back, panting with a grin of satisfaction.
Th-thank you...you're incredible...~

(And you truly are...that was great! Your Makoto is pure sex. I'll definitely look for her again...thank you so much!)

>>5885500
I'll have Mihosi with a side of Fuu please.

>>5885525
You fucked up man.

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>>5885453
Who said I was memeing

>>5885472
So I've noticed

>>5885482
I did. Did you know that Action Comics #1 had a mail in contest page where you had to tear one of the pages inside the comic?

>>5885509
W-what's my mission

>>5885453
Stand in line.

Is the FBI going to come here and cart away the pedos?

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>>5885455
I am lazy! I just like giving people hugs!
>>5885423
>mfw having an argument over the internet on an erotic roleplaying imageboard subthread over who would win in a fight between two fictional space marines
>while simultaneously pretending to be an alien catgirl from a dying webcomic
Only in /erp/, folks.

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>>5885556
(And I accept it. Nothing I can do.)

>>5885500
I could go for a quickie fap with Cammy squishing my head between her thighs

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Oh my.

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>>5885423

>>5885597
>whips out weiner

>>5885597
>Flushes toilet

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>>5885416
>rubs nipples

>>5885597
>urinates on

>>5885584
So no more DMG or Nue.

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>>5885423
I'm showing you how it's done, silly!
>The wolf girl smiled down on her "prey", her hips wiggling in excitement as she leans down to lick her blushing face.

>>5885459
Hmm...It does look swollen still, I might need to do more then kissing!
>Her mouth waters as she lick her lips, gripping firmly onto the shaft by the base, she sticks out her tongue and starts to lick the man's cock, starting at the tip before gradually covering more and more of the shaft.

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>>5885484
>Implying I am anybody's waifu

You sure got me.

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>>5885587
That's deep...also prove ya are really lazy!

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>>5885529
(It's no trouble, I really appreciate it! Makoto is one of my favorite characters and overall I'm glad I was able to do a satisfactory job for you. Thanks for playing!)

WARNING, THERE ARE UNDERAGED CHILDREN ROLEPLAYING HERE.

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>>5885565
To kiss meh!

>>5885643
You're still a terrible person

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>>5885626

But what about Sq- Oh, that's right~

>>5885320
>I agree with Paul
I guess it's time to kill myself, I've outlived my welcome.

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>>5885522
(Aeon flux, and Mikuru)

>>5885531
(That's an interesting combo)

>>5885565
(Hola Papi~)

>>5885596
(Good choice!)

What's the point of having an ERP husbando if they're just going to cuck you?

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>>5885648
LD and some anons

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>>5885668
I think I've had too much blue plate