ERP Thread: Re-class lamia edition. Previous: >>5869219

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>>5872691
If this isn't real I will destroy you.

>>5872700
Probably not real, but I want it to be.

>>5872700
>>5872716
Sorry, I just found it in a lamia thread.

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Aww it's really slow again.

>>5872732
Oh look, it's the thread's resident little BOYPUSSY come to do some FUCK.

>>5872732
Got a card?

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>>5872664
>Camilla gives him a sultry wink before immediately thrusting her head forward, burying every inch of your thick pulsating member back down her throat, taking you all the way to the base without gagging. She slowly pulls back up as her tongue swirls around your pre cum covered member, replacing all of your salty juices with her quickly cooling saliva as she pops off with a wet smack. She brings her breasts back up and strokes them up and down your member as she speaks to you, occasionally teasing her tips as she brightly smiles with innocent eyes that contrast her actions.
"Oh I'm sorry, you just looked so cute and vulnerable I couldn't help myself~..."
>She gives a cute pout, jutting out her bottom lip as she continues to stroke your with her pillowy breasts.
"Unless...you want me to stop?"
>>5872666
>She happily nuzzles into your hand as she continues to slurp on your foreskin covered cock. She shoves her tongue into between your cockhead and foreskin, swirling it around as she effortlessly cleans and polishes the inside of it. She shoves the tip into her mouth and peels back your foreskin, making your body quake in pleasure as she gets back to pleasuring you. Pressing her breasts on either side of your member as she strokes you off, vibrations from her moans shaking your member as slurps up more of your salty pre cum.
"Mmm...I'll do this for you everyday if you wish my sweet prince..."
(Repost for the anons

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>>5872738
How may I help you today?~

>>5872742

I CAUGHT A FUCKING DRAGONAIR HOLY SHIT

>>5872756
Who is the one in the middle?

>>5872749
>>5872739
I wouldn't say you need to stop, no.
>His voice tightens as her soft breasts bounce along his thickness, and he pumps up along her valley as the swollen head leaks down along both her pillows. Letting out a deep breath, he spreads his legs open, loosening the grip on her hair to let his palms brush down over her ears. Sleepy, lazy thrusts roll his body as the tip bounces against her bottom lip with each pump up, and a tired smile crosses his lips.
But, you're facing the wrong way right now.
>He tugs his tongue in a drift over his lips, as his listlessness starts to wear away. Pulling his hands free from her face, he shuffles down, until the head of his cock traps between her breasts near the underside, the rest of his shaft throbbing from her groin and along her navel.
It's not fair you get to be the only person having fun with their mouth.

>>5872756
The middle one looks fun.

IF THE PARTY IS DEAD
WE CAN BRING IT BACK TO LIFE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eMbWFJjHFU

>>5872756
Is your futa just a top or does she switch?

>>5872756
You do orientation play with the Shimakaze trap? Being seduced by a trap would be fun.

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>>5872776
Nemesister. She loves to fuck, especially other's butts.
>>5872785

>>5872790
Switch.

Reminder that Bi Switches have the most fun.

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'nite fuckers.

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>>5872796
I could but I'll have to ask the trap shima first seeing as I don't like to just play a character already taken.

>>5872798
Seems like the perfect sort of girl to tie down, tease to the edge, and then milk dry.

>>5872813
Damn. I'm a sucker for that kind of thing. Shit like >"See boys give head just as well~"
Especially nice if it's a comfort type scenario, maybe I was recently broken up with or something and Trap Shimakaze is trying to be a bro.

>>5872798
She does seems fun indeed. What kind of stuff do you do with her except for fucking things in the butt/other holes?

>>5872811
Redpill me on The Strokes.

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>>5872816
Now that sounds fun~

>>5872819
I'll ask them in a bit, depending on who gets the most want currently.

>>5872829
I tend to enjoy doing most things~ What is it you want to do hmm?

>>5872835
Looks like I'm outnumbered here, RIP.

Thanks for considering it though, I know it's pretty cliche.

>>5872835
So, how about it?
>Grins, and snaps four leather straps in his hands, the buckles clinking together.

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>>5872777
>Camilla gives your member a few hard pumps while wrapping her plump lips around your cock head, sucking hard as her tongue gets to work lathering your tip in affection, cleaning it of all the salty juices that cling to it. She pops off of you and climbs onto the bed, turning her body around until your face is inches away from her soaked honey pot, already leaking juices past her thin panties from sucking your cock.
"Someone's feeling awfully naughty this morning~...You want to tonguefuck me? Slurp on my lips until I'm a stuttering mess who can't stop begging for more of you? You are just too much..."
>The entire times she is speaking her stroking along your sides increases is intensity, the saliva from her eager blowjob making it even easier for you pump in between her breasts. Her ass shakes enticingly, her earlier words seeming like an eager plead to do those things to her soaking wet pussy.

>>5872835
(I'm not sure exactly. But I'll see where the journey takes me. I'm into much stuff so do surprise me.)
>The feminine anon walks towards the white haired futa with slender hips swaying from side to side, genuinely studying the figure and her long feature along

>>5872847
I thought this would be the case: you were having way too much fun down there. Can't help if I'm a little naughty after waking up with my cock down your throat, can I?
>He reaches in and tugs down her panties, until the little strands connecting the crotch to her folds snap, flicking wetness across his face. The furthest point he can yank them down to, he does, and breathes in her scent as she drips down onto his lips. As he thrusts, his sides ripple under her caresses, and his cock throbs deeper once his tongue strokes up along her vulva. He rides Camilla's curvy mound right to her backside, and drifts his tongue along the inside of one cheek. When he can't slide it any higher, he slips it over to the other, and draws it down until the tip flicks over her back door.
I'm going to need to pay special attention to both your little holes, aren't I?
>His suggestive, rumbling tone vibrates along his tongue as he prods at her asshole, and his thumbs move down to stroke along her inner lips. They part at his touch, even further than they already were, and he scoops her juices up to roll over her clit as it throbs out from under its sheath. The other thumb slips into her pussy with an easy stroke, stretching her out down toward his chest.

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>>5872835
M'lady, I have come.

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>>5872843
If you have discord you can contact me later for ir.
Jun Watarase#7943

>>5872846
My my my~ What an interesting idea.
>The tall cream skinned woman lets out a small chuckle as they cover their mouth with a hand, her eyes locked onto the straps as they are keen to know where this will take them.

>>5872859
(I like to do /d/ stuff but mostly keep it close to vanilla in the threads unless wanted...)

>The large bodacious woman looks towards the one who is observing her body, admiring their interest in her soft features which show of a woman who has kept her body in perfect health as their member twitched slightly knowing the other will notice.
See something you like darlin?~

>>5872887
Could just do it on discord if you'd rather do that?

>>5872894
Lupin no.

>>5872898
i'm not Lupin.

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>>5872867
>Camilla gasps loudly as soon as you start to pull down her lacy panties, her soft jiggly cheeks shaking witht he amount of force you put into stripping her. She bites her lip as she waits in anticipation of what you are going to do to her. As you get to pleasuring her sensitive holes, her pussy clenches and and quivers as it seems to beg for something shoved deep inside of the slutty fuck hole. Her hips rocking backwards as they yearn to feel you deeper inside of her slick wet folds, her lower lips flush with desire, her tasty lavender smelling love honey dripping into your open mouth. She returns to fellating and slathering your cock head with her saliva, her tongue occasionally poking against your sensitive cock hole, teasing and sucking up all of the juices that threaten to leak out. She snakes one hand down your waist and starts to fondle your full heavy balls, feeling all of the creamy hot semen that currently awaits inside of them. She lets out a shaky moan of pleasure when she feels your tongue brush against her favorite hole to play with, her asshole instinctively opening up each time you brush against it.
"Oh dear~...you just know exactly what drives me wild don't you?"

>>5872887
>He pulls the straps taut and swings them around a little, stepping up past her with a bounce to his step. A grin stretches his lips as she covers her mouth so daintily, and he pauses by her ear to tilt in and whisper.
Let's get started, then.
>His lips brush by her neck as he steps behind her, and brushes the stiff leather edges down along her spine. When they reach the cleft of her ass, he lets two drop with a clatter, and reaches up for her wrists. Should she be relaxed, he will pull her arms up toward him, arching out her back in the process, to bring the remaining restraints around her forearms in a tight lock against each other.

>>5872894
(I wanna watch though)

>>5872887
(I'm not picky so don't hesitate on going beyond the vanilla.)
Indeed I do. I was thinking if you wanted to have some fun?
>As she stands right in front of Nemesister, she can't help herself and runs her hand down her hips and across her groins. The female anon's body was slightly lower than the Nemesister and her hair was long and black like the feathers of a crow.
>She stared into her eyes before letting out a small sigh

>>5872906
I could pretend I do...but it looks like our desires just match up really well.
>His lips part as he swirls his tongue around her puckering rear, and his breath spills out against the sensitive hole with each rim the tip makes around her opening. The thumb on her clit becomes an extra, and he drags it up to caress around and back-and-forth over her lower belly. Its absence drags on for a few moments, before he hooks his thumb inside her, curling it against her slick walls for a deep, rolling rub. The rest of his fingers bend in, and stroke along her mons, the very tips of the middle and ring parted just enough to brush her erect bead.
>He thrusts up with a jerk as her hand rolls around his sack, his balls tingling under her touch while they heave up and tense. With her tongue teasing at the head, he drags his feet up under him, and brings his knees up to flank her neck. That way, he pumps up into her, getting a few more inches to bury into her mouth as his shaft swells along the underside, the thickness pulsing with a visible rhythm as he begins to fuck into her mouth. His open cum-slit brushes the back of her throat, just stopping short of sliding back down into it, while his thighs brush her nipples, unsteady against the mattress.

>>5872917
Fair enough. I just think it's cute and I love cute shit.

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Zǎoshang hǎo! I hope you're all having a good morning...or night, or whenever, cause I know I am!

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Tsunderes are cancer and should be executed.

>>5872977
That is some impresive cleavage.

>>5872977
>waves from across a river with no bridge
HI!

>>5872986
Hanamaru Kindergarden was shit. Neo-Gainax is shit.

>>5872993
Bro Neo Gainax is fucking dead already.

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How do I quit porn?

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>>5872942
>The purple haired seductress shivers on top of you as she pushes her hips even further back, effectively riding your face with her fat ass, your mouth and nose covered completely by her massive soft butt. Her juices openly flow like a fountain, occasionally squirting onto your face each time you rub her clit just right. The stroking of her most sensitive nub driving her crazy with desire. She presses her breasts near the base of your shaft as she reaches the height of her arousal, only caring for tasting more of your succulent cock with her mouth. She pulls her head all the way back while sucking as hard as she can and suddenly forces her face all the way down, taking you to the base inside of her warm coiling mouth. Her walls squeeze tight around your cock as she begins to slowly pull away until only your tip is inside, repeating the action again and again, speed increasing each time. Your cock tip is welcomed to the depths of her throat each time, even bumping against the very back of it as she facefucks herself on your length. Her hot pink nipples start to dribble out a few drops of milk, the creamy juice mixing with all of the lewd juices already coating your thighs. Her rosebud squeezes tight around the invading digit, barely letting it go as her holes try to milk it for all its worth. She moans around your cock, words muffled by the meat currently pummeling her throat.
"Mmm...Glk~! Hnng...Thneed me...yer cum..."

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>>5872977
My grandfather was shot in the arse by one of your slint-eyed gooks at Wake! He didn't lose his anal virginity to a bullet so you could speak the same god-forsaken language as those filthy japs! Speak american!

>>5872993
The last good Gainax anime was the Daicon IV short.

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>>5872999
You don't.

>>5872997
Studio is still open.

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>>5872977
>Currently drenched head to toe in a clear white substance.
Sister!

>>5873011
>>5872977
I want to have a necrophilliac threesome with these two.

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>>5872987
Boob windows tend to do that, I mean it is their purpose after all.

>>5872989
...Uh, Hey anon, whatcha doing over there?

>>5873003
I-I speak Chinese, not Japanese. I know the languages are similar and all, but please try to get it right...Plus,I speak English mostly anyway...

>>5873011
Ohh, it's my fellow Jiang-shi, how-...
>Hsien-ko looks over her undead friend and kinda laughs
Jeez, did you take a literal cum bath or something?

>>5873013
A Jiang-Shi pile-up? Are you sure that'd be good for your health?

>>5873025
Should just show us your tits in their full glory~

>>5873001
>Both their bodies become tools for each others' pleasure, and he ramps up the pace alongside her as the swell takes over his shaft, and tension builds at the base. His tongue flutters just inside her ass, lips caught around it in a deep kiss while his thumb and fingers manipulate her sodden hole and retreating clit. If they weren't so tight up to his groin, his balls would be swinging in a wild arc, while his body mistook the tight warmth of her mouth for a different hole, working to reach the pinnacle of pleasure, and coat her insides with his seed. Add to that the warmth of her milk, and the vague understanding in his lust-filled mind that she's now lactating against him, adding yet another feminine coating to the drooling, squelching juices that spill out of her, and he falls right over the edge with a deep groan against her bottom.
>His cum erupts from his cock as he pushes up with a strain, gasping and burying his face into her cheeks as he shudders. He clenches along his forearm and wrist, thumbs and fingers crawling toward each other and pulling her hood down over the very tip of her sensitive little blossom. Rope, after rope, after steaming and thick rope gush down her throat, fill her mouth, and flood down his flexing length as his muscles whip it between her lips. Stars blink and twinkle in his vision as he loses consciousness of anything but the sense of her on top of him, and the burning pleasure rolling up and spurting from his dick.

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Who was the person who wanted to play Bayo?

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>>5873028
Daw, c'mon, where's the fun in that? There's a lot you can do with a boob window, y'know?
It's super versatile!

>>5873051
Me.

>>5873057
Being flashed is fun though, besides, just titjobs don't really do much for me.

>>5873064
You're all good now, no need to thank me.

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>>5873025
Cum bath? They said that this is milk! It has a funny taste.
>>5873013
Will there be food?!

>>5873025
I'm sure I can take it~!

>>5873067
Aftewards, sure. Threesomes are tiring.

>tfw you're not Sponty so you can't get anything started with Jun

>>5873079
Get good.

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Ey~
Who wants to fuck?

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>>5873032
>Camilla's body has been on the verge of orgasming since they started, the constant toying with of her slutty asshole and constantly soaked vagina being just enough to keep her on the edge of the mind blowing orgasm. She is intoxicated on the sounds and smells of the room. Her sticky love honey's feminine smell, the scent of musky thick cock invading her nostrils and the combination of their sweat making her delirious with lust. As soon as she feels the first jet of hot sticky cum pump into her mouth she slams her had all the way down to his base, her tongue lazily gliding over his balls as they pull tight to his body, massaging the orbs with all the skill of an experienced cock worshiper as she takes every single drop of his load down her cum hungry throat. Her holes squeeze tight around his invading digits as she swallows his load, the feeling of his baby batter splashing against the back of her throat just enough to send her over the edge. Her juices splatter across the man's face as she explodes on top of him, her asshole pulling and stroking on his digit as she violently cums, her body going slack in his embrace as the culmination of pleasure shakes her to her very core. Her large milk and saliva covered breasts press along the man's shaft as she slowly extracts herself from his drained length, making sure to deposit every drop of that nasty ball cream onto her tongue as she pops off. She slowly turns around and opens her mouth, her tongue moving and tasting his load right in front of his eyes as she closes them, his creamy jizz flowing down her throat with a big gulp. Her lips open to reveal that she toke every drop down her gullet, a proud bright smile on her face as she looks at him with half lidded eyes.
"Mmm...So delicious~! I think we have to make this a part of our morning routine..."

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>>5873065
Well that's fair and all... butttt, flashing people outta the blue isn't really my thing...well flashing in general isn't.

>>5873067
I think they might've been joshin' you, Milk isn't that thick or slimy, Péngyǒu...

>>5873073
You sure? I don't want you to end up as a, lifeless husk! Cause that'd be kinda tragic, dontcha think?

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>>5873073
Can I eat you?

>>5873108
Ah, I see. Well, can I at least touch them or something?

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>>5873065
Flash!!! Ahhhhhhh!

>>5873108
It's worth it if I get to have both of you! After all, the best things in life, or unlife, aren't without risk.

>>5873110
You can, uh, have whatever I have in the fridge afterwards.

>>5873120
Savior of the Universe!

>>5873120
A Queen reference and a nice body. Thank you~

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>>5873108
Joshin me? Péngyôu?
>The zombie cocks their head to the side as the words used by their friend seemed to fly right over.

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>>5873114
Through the boob window? Sure, but any further and you're gonna have too buy me dinner.

>>5873122
Well I mean sure, that's not exactly wrooong...but you should at least know what you're trying to dooo, especially if you're gonna be doing two of 'em, Qíngrén nánhái.

>>5873139
Joshin' you, means they're messing with you...y'know, like a prank? And Pèngyôu means Friend.
C'mon you act like you're from the stone age!

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>>5873122
>There was no response from the zombie as their eyes stayed locked on the male's body, and drool began to fall from their gapping mouth.

>>5873106
I've got to agree.
>His face slackens from the strain that tugged it before, glistening with her juices, as he throbs up behind her still. Draining as her mouth was, and deep as his climax hit, it was just the sort that left his cock oversensitive and reacting to the drifts of air in the room. Her lavender flavor and the bite of her sweat filled his nose as he took deep breaths, and his hands rolled slick over her rump as he reached down to stroke it and her thighs. He bent up at the waist, back curling out as he kisses along her upper belly, along her ribline, and then laps up the milk that seeps from her nipples with a lazy grin.
Might have to get me up a bit earlier, since we'll probably end up wasting a lot of time with each other.
>A chuckle, and he then clamps his lips around one of Camilla's nipples, suckling gently to pull some more of her milk into his mouth. He swallows, and pulls away with a pop, repeating the same process with her other nipple before teasing around it with a short roll of his tongue. His fingertips trickle up along her back as he shifts up to his knees, bringing her soft cheeks to rest along his shaft. That provokes a slight wince from him before he adjusts, his meaty girth slipping into her crack and teasing along the spit-slicked flesh there. In their new positioning, he plants his lips to hers in a short, soft kiss, and places his hands up along her shoulders in a slow massage.

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Yo ERPz, howz ye goin? been fucking up yourselves lately? how's the memes?

>>5873157
...
>Realizing that sex with a hungry Jiang-Shi can be dangerous, the man quickly retreated for a second before returning with a steak, offering it to the hungry undead.
There you go!

>>5873154
There's only one way to find out if I'll survive or not.
>With that said, the human started to undress, glancing at both Jiang-Shi, hoping that they would do the same.

>>5873178
Can't sleep, horny.

>>5873178

Life is good, Yang!
...
Wait a second, who are you!?

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hi

>>5873178
Hey.
>types in "Ahegao"

>>5873193
You willing to do a scenario like >>5872819
>>5872796 ?

>>5873193
>smacks his ass
What's up, l'il dude? Ready for the BIG GAME?

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Hello to Ritsu!

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>>5873189
Then find some trimmers to trim your horn.

>>5873190
I am KYM-Tan, Meme documenter, Drama researcher, and image finder!

>>5873197
Anon no, that's lewd, you have to click the red button.

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>>5873200
>>5873203
N-no deal, I'm just here to say hi!
What big game?

>>5873207

KYM?
... It's a pleasure, Kymberly.

>>5873206
Hello to you!

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>>5873212
Nope, KYM-tan, not just KYM, KYM is where I work, it's name is Know Your Meme.

>>5873209
;_; I'm never going to find a cute trap.

>>5873207
The...red button? Okay.
>shifts the mouse over to the red button, and clicks
Geez, you make it complicated, dontcha?

>>5873209
>The BRO smacks his towel against Aikawa's ass and whoops.
THE big game, bro! Come on! Don't tell me you forgot we're playing Pendleton for the TITLE MATCH today!

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>Performs live
>Leaves
https://youtu.be/qm7Os0jVf-k
>>5873219

>>5873220

That... Makes sense. Sort of.
>Eyeing the strange girl, he placed a hand on his lips, thinking of all sorts of lewd things to do with her.
Hmmm...

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>>5873154
I am not from the stone age! My brain just not that great so I must eat more.
>>5873183
>>>5873183
he zombie leaned forward and bit onto the steak, munching way at the meat and bone, eating everything

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>>5873161
>Camilla lets out a short coo of pleasure as she feels his lips brush against her big sensitive nipples. Her eyes are alight with a mixture of love and mirth, happy that she was able to please and pleasure the man so early in the morning. She moves deeper into his embrace, pushing her milk leaking nipples deeper into his mouth as he lazily laps at them. Her hands reach out and rub along his chest, casually tracing her dainty fingers up and down them as she gets more comfortable. She notices how sensitive he is and rubs her butt against his member, her sadist streak boiling to the surface as she enjoys every slightly painful wince that accompanies his face with her teasing. The feeling of his tongue rubbing against her hard nips enough to make her moan in pleasure, shivering slightly as the feelings work their way up her spine. She pushes deeper into the gentle kiss, opting not to slip her tongue into his mouth considering there was still a few stray ropes of his creamy load coating the muscle. She didn't realize how tense she was until his hands made contact with her aching shoulders, her body relaxing into his strong masculine hands as they work out the kinks that built up over the course of their rigorous 69ing. Her violet eyes stare deeply into his eyes as she rubs her sizable rear against his shaft, not wanting to push the man too far after waking him up with such a explosive orgasm.
"Aww, you're too sweet~! You know how much I love how you taste...and feel..."
(You think this is a good place to stop?)

>>5873238
You're not that Ritsu from the other morning, are you?

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>>5873238
Hey, didn't expect to- oh, alright. See ya later, I guess.

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>>5873183
>Hsien-Ko just kinda looks at the dude, probably thinking he's a royal idiot.
Are you...some sort of sex brained idiot or something? You're gonna get something bitten off.

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>>5873224
It's just incase if you are in work, you know what I'm saying?

>>5873243
Any memes you want to know about?

>>5873245
(For now, sure. Thanks for the fun. I'll bill you for the used tissues later.)

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>>5873221
Maybe you should go for grills
>>5873235
S-stop, is this another sports club trying to recuit me? I never agreed to any of that.

>>5873252
>>5873248
There you are. I really enjoyed that morning. I wanted to ask you what sorts of things you enjoyed.

>>5873260
>>5873245
How the heck do you two write so much so quickly?

>>5873256
Okay, I getcha.
>He glances at her, and then back at the screen, a sheepish smirk on his lips.
Let's see.
>He pulls the cursor over to the first NSFW image, and clicks on it.

>>5873154
Hi potato

>>5873274
ten million adjectives

>>5873244
So cute...
>He chuckled at the adorable braindead zombie.

>>5873255
Me? I just know what I want... Besides, I'm gonna be careful after all.
>He said with a small nod, hands resting on his hips.

>>5873266
>The BRO lets his towel hang flaccid, confusion on his square face. Then he laughs from his belly.
Bro, dude! Quit joshin' with me, man. You're our STRIKER. We gotta have a STRIKER if we're going to beat Pendleton and take home the TROPHY! Did you hit your head or something?

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>>5873260
(G-Glad you enjoyed it...)
>>5873274
(This is the only RP I have going currently so after I just see the ping, type up my response, and get back to playing more conquest.)
>>5873281
(Also this.)

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>>5873275
This is lewd.

>>5873274
Just imagine you're doing the fucking, and it comes pretty easily.

>>5873289
I hope you enjoy it later on if you haven't already.

>>5873256

Hmmm... I want to know more about KYM-tan and see NSFW pictures of her!
>The man snapped his fingers, smiling.

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>>5873288
Hmm... maybe I will play a around.
But only one.

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>>5873270
(I'm usually pretty vanilla, but I can work with most things within reason.)

>>5873297
Whew, I just thought you guys were an aggregate for memes and lolcows, not a porn site.
>He laughs, and nudges KYM-tan with his elbow, before leaning back and looking up at her. If she looks past his eyes, she might notice his bulge starting to tent up.
Hey, are there any of you on here?

>>5873306
>force-feeds pee

>>5873306
(Was just curious what sorts of things you really enjoyed. You gave me a really good orgasm, thought I should return the favor.)

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>>5873301
>Steps infront of the Anon and her lewd pictures
Hold up now! don'tcha want to learn about memes?

>>5873314
>vomits externally

>>5873305
>The BRO claps Aikawa's shoulder, maybe a little too hard, and then starts stripping off his shirt.
Come on, we gotta get changed. You brought your cleats, right? And let's hear some more SPIRIT out of you, dude!
>Shirtless, the BRO smashes his fist into his chest.
GO TEAM! FUCK YEAH!

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>>5873314
(Honestly? I don't really get off to ERP that often. I just like writing the characters.)

>>5873322

I want to learn more about your body instead, KYM-tan! Now show me to goods...
... Unless you want to show me your own goods instead!

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>>5873328
Ahh, STOP! I don't want to play anymore!!
>runs away shirtless

tfw no cockslut to worship men with

>>5873332
(Ah. Well, thanks again!)

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>>5873311
>>5873337
Okay fine, BUT ONE IMAGE, AND ONLY THAT!
>shows them an image of her in a cat-bikini

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>>5873300
>>5873332
(Yeah this. If I'm trying to get off I usually have specific people that know exactly what I like and how to write it. I might get a bit aroused by it but usually not enough to make me fap. Usually ERP actually stops me from fapping oddly enough.)

>>5873338
Whoa, dude!
>The BRO runs quickly after Aikawa, catching up to him and wrapping a beefy arm around the little guy, then noogies his head with a grin.
You can't be shy in the LOCKER ROOM, dude! C'mon. Just get changed and we'll beat Pendelton's BUTTS!

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>>5873244
Well then you gotta eat! So you can actually think! We can go get some...I dunno, burgers? Hit up a noodle stand?

>>5873280
It's Hsien-Ko! Why the heck're you calling me Potato?

>>5873286
Just cause you want it...doesn't mean you should go for it...I mean I can control myself just fine...but I'm not so sure about my friend, she might, uhhh, bite something offff.

>>5873345

Awww, c'mon, that's hardly NSFW!

>>5873350
>I might get a little aroused by it but usually not enough to make me fap.
Guess I just gotta do better next time.

>>5873289
who else have you played?

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>>5873360
by the Kymtheon, it is very NSFW, almost as NSFW as this one.

>>5873345
>Anon whistles as he leans back in his seat, and strokes his chin.
Nice form, girl. But there's gotta be one of you with an ahegao.
>He glances back up at her, a sly smile crawling over his lips.
Or do we have to make some OC here?

>>5873350
>exactly what I like

(What is it?)

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>>5873341
(No problem. I don't really have time to start something now, but I'll be here this afternoon.)

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>>5873352
Leave me alone!! I don't wanna!

>>5873378
(I need sleep, was enjoyable last time though.)

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>>5873375
Wait hold up, are you trying to keep me from my wizardry?! HOW RUDE!

>>5873380
BRO!
>The BRO releases Aikawa, spins him, and clamps his hands on the boy's slender shoulders. His face is dark and murky with anguish.
You gotta, dude! If you don't strike for us...
>He clenches tighter, and shivers.
We'll never beat Pendleton! We'll never get the TROPHY! Dude, you gotta go out there! For the team!

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>>5873365
(Its Owain.)
>>5873364
(Whelp, good luck.)
>>5873377
(I don't like forcing my fetishes onto other people but I really enjoy blowjobs with lots of emphasis on teasing the entrance (or the cumslit as I like to call it.) As well as lots of things with a reluctant male and a very eager female. Urethra insertion is probably my most degenerate kink and I don't think very many people here would indulge it. Anything with thick motherly figures also gets me going but for some reason not when I'm writing it myself.)

>>5873388
Hey, fingerfucking doesn't count, right?
>He lifts his hand, and wiggles a few fingers suggestively.

>>5873394
Oh. You again, about the Elizabeth flash, I was hoping you would write out a post of her doing it, rather than just posting an image?

>>5873394
>Its Owain.
(That explains a lot.)

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>>5873396
Yes it does.
also I have to go, tata!

>>5873394
[I wouldn't mind having a go at your Sona one of these days.]

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>>5873391
That's not my problem! Give me my shirt back!

>>5872887
You there?

>>5873415
Bro. You're our STRIKER.
>The BRO looks up, heartbroken.
Don't tell me you've forgotten us. Your TEAM! Your UNIFORM! Your SPIRIT! What happened, dude? Come back to us, man!

>>5873353
You said before that your name is potato

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>>5873399
>Elizabeth blushes at the man's odd request, her silver hair cascading down her eye as it quivers in indecision.
"I don't...uh...think that is something I should do..."
>She remembered how Meliodas would touch and stroke her body, even going as far to say that its impossible for a man to resist a body like hers. She swallows the saliva in her mouth as her hands descend her body, grabbing the bottom of her shirt as she slowly lifts it up.
"I-I hope this will be enough..."
>Her hands tremble as she slowly reveals her soft breasts to the man, her nipples on full display as her face blushes bright red. Showing him that she doesn't wear a bra under her already form fitting shirt. She pushes her chest out slightly as she closes her eyes and pulling her shirt back down, seeming like she would pass out from sheer embarrassment. Her breasts jiggling with the amount of movement as she clothes herself again, her nipples showing her arousal as they push against the thin fabric of her pink shirt.
(Was that fine?)
>>5873409
(Alrighty, hit me up when I show up in the thread or send a PM down to Owain#9902)

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>>5873286
Ahhhh, thank you for the food.
>>5873353
The guy gave me food! He even looks really tasty as well but I am full for now.

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>>5873426
poor guy but you're looking for someone else...
>tries to leave again

>>5873440
Yeah, thanks. That was pretty nice. You're not as bad as all the silly memes would imply you are.

>>5873451
>>5873353
Well, that solves the issue of having one of my appendages getting bitten off, ha!
>The man said as he caressed Yoshika's cheek while looking at the older-looking hopping vampire.
So, whose turn is it to undress?

>>5873454
Fine, bro.
>The BRO clenches his towel, and pumps his fist up to his chest.
I'll do it, then. I'll pull forward and strike at the same time. Just you watch, I can do it. I'll win the TITLE MATCH, and they'll remember. They'll remember how you stopped just short of the finish line.
>He shoves past Aikawa, heavy-shouldered.
I...I'll be the one to taste victory. FAME, the SCHOLARSHIP, and the BABES.
>Into bright light he marches, and onto the pitch. The game against Pendleton goes as one might expect without the striker on field. They lose. Nice job fucking it, hero.

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>>5873456
(Thanks anon, have a good one.)

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So we have two cockteases, one drop-at-the-start, one writes-only-for-himself, one easy-in, and one boring template. Is that good? Will you want that for here or to go, ERP?

>>5873482
You too. Curious about your Poppy as well. You seem to give good head, would be nice from her.

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>>5873435
No I didn't! What the heck is your dysfunction?

>>5873451
>Hsien-Ko taps her chin. She looks at the nude dude, then back to her friend...this goes on for a minute before she let's out a sigh and shrugs.
Alright then, I guess...

>>5873465
Is undressing really necessary? Can't I just like, take off my poofy pants and be done with it?

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>>5873476
>cheers on as cheerleader during the game
>quickly dissappears after the game
man if only I was that good at rp

>>5873489
Could I keep the shitposting anon who doesn't contribute here? I've already had too many.

>>5873501
>licks navel

>>5873489
Oh, can you add a bitch breaker dom? Thanks.

TIER LIST OF SHITPOSTERS RANKED FROM BEST TO WORST:

-mootykins
-Mettaton
-Reinhardt
-Owain
-DMG
-Lupin
-Luffy
-Kenny
-Carnage
-Russian Guy
-Jinx
-YV
-Furryporn
-Bolin
-JP
-Vino
-LD

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>strides in, twirling a security guard helmet on her hand
Hey, it's me, Jinx. Nothing unusual here.

>>5873489
Specify which one is one, you dumb cunt.

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>>5873465
Undress?
>The zombie cocks her head to the side. Their skin is freezing cold despite his warm touch.
>>5873494
Hm?

>>5873521
Oh good, it's the non-Koreaboo Jinx without daddy issues.

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>>5873493
(Just joined an overwatch match but in a bit, sure. Would you like to type up a starter or should I?)

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>>5873508
Sure! I'll bring a carry-out box out for that.

>>5873517
I'm sorry, but our last bitch-breaking dom was ordered an hour ago, and we catch them fresh from F-list every morning. Can I interest you in a lazy sub or a psycho-dom instead?

>>5873522
Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave. We don't permit disruptive behavior or rude language on the premises in this sort of context.

>>5873547
Could you? I'm bit amateur at this. I'll wait till the end of your match, take your time, etc. And thank you.

>>5873528
Well, yes, usually threesomes involve three parties getting completely naked! That's one of the unspoken rules.
>The man said with a nod, leaning forward to playfully kiss Yoshika's lips.

>>5873494
Awww, but that's no fun! I mean, where's the fun in that if we don't get all completely nude?

>>5873563
That's okay. Just read Owain's posts, he's pretty amateur too.

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>>5873544
Wait, what?
...nonono, I'm the one and only. Ready to do... what I do here.
>mumbling "where the fuck is she?"

>>5873550
I WANT MY BITCH BREAKER DOM REEEEEEEEEEEE
>Said the customer that doesn't understand that things run out.
LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER.

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>>5873528
It's nothing...Just go along with whatever the guy says, but if it gets uncomfortable don't be afraid to bite!

>>5873567
Well...
>Hsien-Ko pushes her fingers together and stares off into space, she then shakes her head and let's out a heafty sigh.
Fine...but the hat stays on, alright?

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>>5873579
>whispers to Jinx's ear
is it working, you have to fluster them a bit.

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>>5873603
>whispering back
How am I supposed to do that? Why aren't you trying to hit on anyone?

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>>5873618
Okay okay let me try something.
...
>she shouts
Oh it's so hot around here! I wish I had a place to place my clothes in...

>>5873603
>>5873618
>>5873631
>>>/trash/hg
It's dry enough over here.

/hg/ leave

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>>5873631
>>5873634
I don't think this is working.

>>5873644
/hg/ is fine if they actually ERP

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>>5873634
>>5873648
>sigh
you're not wrong, guess we have to try in the afternoon...

>>5873631
Hey baby. Take that thing off and lemme take care atchu.
>Sucks air through teeth.
Damn you fine.

>>5873573
I think Owain is pretty good
Could you type something that isn't amateurish so I could figure out what it looks like?

>>5873651
Yeah, but it's pretty fucking obvious they're here to just start something up and drop out.

>>5873661
This.

>>5873661
Isn't HG jinx Setsuna/Ruby and Taco pony did shit yesterday

>>5873656
Sure. Gimme a post to react to and I will.

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>>5873654
alright!
>she grabs a hold of her jacket and removes it slowly, and puts it on the floor, then removes her skirt quickly

>>5873681
>cops a feel of dem tiddies

>>5873681
Would you mind lifting that bikini top for a second? Flash us?

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>>5873689
>slaps his hand away and grabs her clothes and runs away
Jinx left! this plan failed!

>>5873697
Nope!

>>5873674
this one
>>5873161

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>tfw missed other me
Oh well! Good morning

>>5873711
Why would you point me at a post that's already a good example of a post? Surprised they stayed with Owain with the way he kept ignoring some of the actions in his other posts.

>>5873708
Oh come on. They look really nice.

>>5873718
Damn, the shitty one is back.

>>5873720
This seems like a cop out, anon...

~=-List of people ERP hates-=~

>Jinx: Provokes shit.
>Jiro: Whiny bitch.
>Owain: Tries too hard.
>Kyouko: Terrible admin.
>Lucas: "Mr. Perfect"
>Suki-Chan: Annoying, "owo" personality
>Peach: Annoying cunt who won't stop talking about his dildos
>Midna: Ms. Hugbox herself
>Shy Gal: Never wants to play with anyone. Always makes excuses.
>Virra: Admin power problems.
>Kenny: Friends with LD.
>LD: Pretty self explanatory.
>Plutia: Loved too much for no apparent reason.
>DMG: Starts shit, subtly.
>Celestia: Shit RP. 30 year old man.
>Bolin: Underaged.

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>>5873567
>The zombie wasn't fazed by the male's sudden action but it did cause her face to turn a bright shade of red which was obvious thanks to her purple skin color. Sadly she wasn't able to bend her limbs since her limbs were completely stiff and would break off.
>Once the zombie pulled back, breaking from the kiss they said,
I don't think I would taste too good for a human to eat and I can't take my clothing off by myself.
>>5873602
Wahhhhhh, he's trying to eat me!

>>5873731
Not really. It's more efficient to point to what already exists and serves its purpose well, than to create something new.

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>cums

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>>5873739
That's a lot of words about people that aren't you.

>>5873718
You could drag her back from HG and selfcest.

>>5873602
Deal!
>The human said with a chuckle, nodding in agreement before giving her clothed form one last glance.

>>5873743
It wasn't trying to eat you, silly.
>Realizing that her stiff arms would prevent her from undressing, he made it his task to do so. Carefully, he undressed her clothes, one by one, all while looking at Hsien-Ko with a knowing grin.

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>>5873718
>Honks in Korean.

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>>5872977
And a ching chong nip nong to you, young lady!

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>>5873563
(Alright!)
>The creaking of old wood echoes through the tavern as the door swings open, the bell jingling as the short stature of the yordle adventurer enters the room. Her small ears swivel this way and that as her fuscia eyes sparkle in wonder. She takes a seat at an empty bar stool and waves over the barkeep, her perky and childish voice contrasting with the obvious strength and fortitude of the woman.

"Barkeep! Give me an apple juice, and a make it snappy!"

>She smiles a toothy grin as the man sighs and passes the frothy mug of cool AJ over to her, looking as if she ran the whole town.

>>5873720
I don't see much difference between how Owain and that anon writes in terms of quality.
the other guy said he came to it as well so he must of liked it to, right?

>>5873752
>Hugs

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>>5873739
>Jiro: Whiny bitch
>Celestia: Shit RP, 30 year old man
Rood
>Kenny: Friends with LD.
Kenny is a good lad

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>>5873792

>>5873739
>Loved too much for no apparent reason
damn anon you sound bitter as fuck, chill out.

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>>5873729
Yup
>>5873762
Maybe one day!

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>>5873743
Alright...just relax, alright? It's gonna be fine...he's just smoochin' you...
>Hsien-Ko gives her fellow Jiang-Shi a gentle pat on the shoulder.

>>5873767
Alright...
>Hsien-Ko manages to wiggle out of her outfit, her breasts lightly jiggling as she tosses her clothes to the side, her Blue Berry body exposed to both the anon, and her Jiang-Shi comrade.
Th-There we go, bearing it all!

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>>5873792
>>5873813

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>>5873813
Nani?

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>>5873836
hi

>When you want to erp but dont know how to start off

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>>5873802
>Hugs back

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>>5873836

You spent too much time showering.
We should make SEXFUCK.

>>5873834

I see you!

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>>5873843
KENNY?!
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

>>5873848
Ask around.
Type a starter and a small preview to what you want.
Reply to another starter.

>>5873848
>grasps anon's hand and shakes, then tickles his testes just a little bit

>>5873858
Oh uh. Hi!
>Gently pats her back

>>5873848
Are you trying to play an ava or an anon?
As an ava you can post anything and someone will be interested.

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>>5873863
S-SEXFUCK?!
That sounds dangerous!

>>5873866
>Type a starter and a small preview to what you want.
* This doesn't work when anon. Skip to step three.

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>>5873813
>>5873834
>>5873836

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>>5873874

Depends on what kind of kinky shit you like.
Now drop your pants and on your fours. I'm going dry.
The Panda can watch.

>>5873881
Hi Bolin.

>>5873882
>This doesnt work when anon
watch this

HEY ANY OF YOU SLUTS WANNA SUCK MY DICK UNDER A TABLE?
>The sound of metal teeth opening wide for some big dick is heard under the solid oak (not the professor) table.

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>>5873864
Busy, I'm sorry! I love you!

>>5873886
>high pitched screeching

>>5873904
It doesn't count if you samefag.

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>>5873884
What is this cute face?
>>5873908
I love you very much!
>>5873886
But I'm dedicated to the panda!

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>>5873899
Nah, apart from being partial to the "willy milk" pasta I don't like phonetic british accent pasta.
>>5873908
>slaps ass

>>5873904
for 500 bucks I'll suck it.

Type fucking is for degenerates KYS

>>5873924
Gimme the dankest pasta you have.

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>>5873923

In that case the Panda can join for a threesome.

>>5873908

Shut up or I'll stuff my cock down your throat and you -will- love it.

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>>5873923
Mukuro Ikusaba, the sixteenth student hidden in this school. Watch out for her.

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>>5873923
You're the best.

>>5873924
>torso falls off

>>5873925
>Throws a wad of fat fifties at the faceless indvidual, easily totaling upwards of 500 dollars.
GET TO WORK.
>>5873914
You can usually post "Does anyone want to do X" as anon and if an ava is interested they will respond to you.

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>>5873938
But I'll die if you do that.

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>>5873940
I want to talk to you more.
>>5873939
I will indeed watch out for her.
>>5873938
O-oh my.

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>>5873948

Then stop screaming and I won't be stuffing any dicks down any throats.

>>5873952

See? She's into that shit.
Now shut your mouth and spread those cheeks, I'm going dry.

I think everyone should start erping on 9gag.

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>>5873767
>Yoshika watched as the male began to strip her of her clothing, causing her to now be completely bare. Her body was actually kept in perfect condition since there was not even a single part of her rotting.
What now?
>>5873824
What happen to your hand?
>The zombie asked, looking at their normal sized hands which no longer had their sharp claws on them.

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>>5873934
"This goes out to KK and LF, because those two think it's the funniest thing ever to make me mad and see me flip shit. I hope you've gotten enjoyment out of this.

I'm fucking done with you two. I know it's funny to you when I get mad and write up these "lol so XdDDDD funny copypastas11!!!", but you two have fucking ruined it for me. I've tried to hold off on killing myself, but you two have fucking done it. You've given me that extra reason to kill myself, and that reason is so I don't have to ever fucking see, hear, or breath the same fucking hair as you scumbags. The amount of suffering and heartache that I go through on a daily basis is already too much for me to handle, so when I have to come here and see you two fucking snickers and plotting stupid shit like this it makes me go berserk.
I would seriously rather cut my own dick off than listen to you two talk. I would rather blast dubstep versions of Nickelback songs over and over again than have to sit here and take your constant fucking abuse. Honestly, I would rather kill Ibuki and Mahiru if it meant getting as far away from you two as humanly possible.
So you know what, why not take it a step further? Why not just fucking hang myself from my ceiling fan? The amount of pain that would bring me would be nothing compared to seeing the constant cancer that seeps from your asses every goddamn time I come here. Maybe when I finally fucking die I can rest knowing you two will never, EVER irritate the ever living shit out of me again.
I hope you two are happy, because I'm fucking done. Goodbye HG, goodbye living, and fuck you two."
Gets a little bit less dank when you find out that the author is suspected to have actually killed himself a few weeks ago.
RIP Okabe.
>>5873940
>fucks disembodied panda booty
>>5873952
Yea boi

>>5873970
>>Yoshika watched as the male began to strip her of her clothing, causing her to now be completely bare. Her body was actually kept in perfect condition since there was not even a single part of her rotting.
>Yoshika watched as the male stripped her. Her body was in perfect condition, not a single part rotting.

Saying the same thing twice is bad. Being redundant isn't desirable.

>>5873967
Does anyone want to roleplay as Derp and Derpette?

>>5873824
>Pets the potato

>>5873979
Okabe doesn't really killed himself, that's too tongue-in-cheek for suicide bantz.

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>>5873980
(Sorry. It has been a while.)

>>5873970
Now... We make love!
>A sly smirk appeared on the male's face, his hands reaching for Yoshika's form, carrying her bridal style before planting a long, lusty kiss on her lips as he approached Hsien-Ko.
Hmmhm~!

>>5873824
Mwah!
>The man broke the kiss with Yoshika, standing right in front of the other Jiang-Shi. A single string of his spit mixed with Yoshika's joined their lips... And with that, he too planted a passionate kiss on Hsien-Ko's own, making her taste both his saliva and the undead's.
Hmmhm~!!

>>5873981
*Derpina
Not Derpette. Get your memes right, you faggot.

>>5874002
At least you took it well, Just remember it for later.

>>5874013
>Derpina (Sometimes called Derpetté) is an expression associated with stupidity, much like the earlier forms of “duh” and “dur.” In image macros, the subject is typically portrayed with eyes that are pointed to each side and a caption that reads 'DERP'. Derpina's boyfriend is Herp Derp.

How bout YOU get your memes.
#rickrolled

>>5874013
>Derpina (Sometimes called Derpetté) is an expression associated with stupidity, much like the earlier forms of “duh” and “dur.” In image macros, the subject is typically portrayed with eyes that are pointed to each side and a caption that reads 'DERP'. Derpina's boyfriend is Herp Derp. Because of his reaction might get her use to the tempted problems. she also is popular and appears on memegenerator.com on the original website and on the app version. she may be cute to you, but she usually is funny in memes on rage comics and on the memegenerator website. she is also a blonde haired female that has a black bow tie and is wall-eyed as well. she also appears very popular among girls (and several boys) as they thought to appear as anime because despite the fact they think of her with pretty messy hair and big eyes in anime. and that is how most animes are after all.
>Sometimes called Derpetté

Source: http://meme.wikia.com/wiki/Derpina

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>>5873995
True, but that pasta was crafted months ago. Okabe (allegedly) killed himself two weeks or so ago.

>>5874027
He didn't kill himself, you over-dramatic retards.
Christ.

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>>5874023
>>5874024
>(Sometimes called Derpetté)
>Sometimes
No, how about you fuck yourself, meme novices!
REEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Does anyone have the 4x4 template for cards?

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>>5874023
>>5874024
Oh my gojee haha hivemind

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>>5874035
>allegedly
Reading comprehension is a valuable skill.

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>>5873970
Did you really think my claws were my actual hands? Don't be silly, how the heck would I do anything with tho-

>>5874005
>Hsien-Ko gets cut off by the anon planting a kiss on her lips...she doesn't dislike it, mind you, she leans into it a bit, even going as far as slipping her tongue in his mouth for a second before slowly rolling it out and breaking the kiss.
Ahaa! I think you just changed my opinion on this...like, instantly.

>>5874052
So is rational deduction. Stop spreading rumors, tubby.

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>Tfw no cute boy to rub dicks with.

I wanna worship big fat hairy cocks

>>5874076
Hi Peach

>>5874076
>>5874080
Is it gay hour already?

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>>5874076
>>5874080
Now KISS.

>>5874082
There was no mention of dragon dildos in that post.

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>>5874082
>Peach
But I've always been the one super into frottage.

>>5874088
but you are all gay
forgive me for not being delusional

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>>5874063
>somebody who has claimed to be suicidal at times disappears with no traces from HG with no forewarning or reason
>anons claim it's irrational to list suicide as one of the possibilities
Absolutely got my synapses going in a way that stimulated my though process.

>>5874094
>you'll never get shipped with another anon and coaxed into homosex by a cute fujoshi ava
Why live?

>>5874106
Nue, if this is really you, come back. Paul just made this place worst than ever before, eve worst than when you were around. Please, please come back.

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>>5874125
I still wonder how that guy hasn't mellowed out yet.

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>>5874005
>During the long kiss Yoshika slowly snaked her tongue into the male's mouth. Once her tongue was within their warm mouth it began to coil around their tongue until the kiss was broke.
You taste funny!
>>5874057
Yes, you never took those things off of your hands. Why do you still have the hat on?

>>5874137
His condition is chronic, he's never going to "mellow out."

>>5874137
B A S E D NUE

>>5874110
but I'm not.
Saying its gay to RP with a boy playing a girl would be like saying its gay to masturbate to a hentai game made by men.

>>5874137
Even NUE criticizes Paul

>>5874137
You're starting to redeem yourself, Nue

>>5874172
You taste good too, Yoshika...
>The man replied to her as he lovingly rubbed his nose with hers, kissing her yet again, nibbling on her lower lip.

>>5874057
That makes me glad...
>Said the male as he eyed a nearby couch, making a motion at it with his head as he looked at Hsien-Ko.
Lie down there will you? I'll put little Yoshika on top of you and then.. Leave the rest to me.

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>>5874076
Same.

>>5874180
thats an awful analogy
you are willfully ignoring the gender of the person you are jacking off to
go ahead and play the manliest of man and nut to a pasty white hairy dude and live in your bubble of delusion
good day

>>5874212
>I'm so autistic I can't differentiate fiction from reality, the post

>>5874212
But he's not jacking off to the person, he's jacking off to the character they're playing. Learn to separate fiction from reality.

>>5874212
>faggot this mad no one wants to be a part of his degenerate cum sucking fantasy
10/10

>>5874212
Is it gay to jack off to a porno written and directed by a man?
Or a doujin by a male artist and author?

>>5874212
REMINDER
IF YOU JACK OFF TO A HENTAI IMAGE OF A WOMAN DRAWN BY A MAN, YOU'RE FUCKING GAY.
I-I'M NOT A FAGGOT WHOS MAD PEOPLE AREN'T GAY WITH ME, S-SHUT UP

thred is ded lol

>>5874351
I swear there's like 10 hours where the only person who avas in the whole thread is fucking Owain

>>5874351
not big surprise.

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>>5874172
Cause Mei-Ling...excuse me, the talisman, I need the thing so I don't get all useless.

>>5874209
>Hsien-Ko plops down the couch, back first. She wiggles into the chair, tryimg to get comfy.
Alriiiight, drop her on me, captain! I am ready!

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>>5873871
>Cums all over your shirt
Awawawawa~ I'm sorry anon!
>>5873873
Actually not true