HG thread
Dead edition.
It's high noon.
>>5871836
Frederica knows how to pose and smile at the same time! I know how to smile no matter what! That means I can pose perfectly, no matter what!
Ahh, I'm such a genius!
>>5871836 (Guiltia)
>For all of a second, a look of scorn crosses her face
You're mocking me, aren't you?
>>5871838
It's five in the morning.
>>5871860
It's high noon somewhere in the world.
>>5871838
Yeah you're kinda right
>>5871838
i want to spend high noon with Mio
>>5871866
Including your own?
>>5871868
>>5871880
No...
>>5871877
We can hide together.
>>5871894
...Considering who else you responded to, I've no idea if you're serious or not.
>>5871854
If that's true, then show me your most mysterious pose! Show me your hidden cool side, that which made you eligible to be my apprentice! Don't get ahead of yourself just yet...
>>5871860
Mocking you? Never! I'm always entirely serious! P-Perhaps you can't see it properly?
>Lifting the flame closer to the stranger, it emits a lukewarm heat. It's really not scary in any capacity.
See! Purple!
>>5871901
It's 19:00 where I am.
>>5871902
Mysterious? Cool? Frederica understands everything! I'm ready!
>She extends her arms, like she wants to reach the sky, and makes sure to shout the following battle cry with full force
FREDERICA~!
How was that?
>>5871894
Sounds good to me.
>>5871902
>She scoffs, and moves to slap his hand away
And? Even I can manage something more intimidating trivially.
>>5871928
...Then why say such a thing at all?
>>5871955
Because wherever we all are, it's the time and place of the picture on the wall.
>>5871828
>>5871934
Nonono...all wrong! Firstly, you got your name wrong! You are not Frederica, you are The Winter's Nightmare, a hero idol! While your energy is admirable, enthusiasm does not breed success on its own! Hm...perhaps you should attempt to imitate the master?
>
Let us start simple! Bring your hand I. Front of your face, obscuring most of your features except for your eyes... Like so!
>>5871955
>Recoiling to cradle his precious flame, he glares.
Hmph! But would it be purple? Would it be as unique and awesome as my Dark and Dark? I'm sure you couldn't even compare to Dark and Dark of the End!
>>5871974
That makes no sense in the slightest.
>>5871978
....
>A smile begins to cross her face. Most people would call it unnerving.
Would you like to see?
>>5871978
You want Fre-chan to hide her smile? But that way the others won't see it when she is having fun!
>>5871989
thumbnail looks like she's peeing
>>5871989
Ah... I've embarrassed myself again...
>>5871989
I don't need to see your boring flames! They'd never be as cool and special as mine... Simply because mine has character, personality! It's Dark and Dark, but do yours have a name? I think not!
>>5871991
Yes! Because that is how you be mysterious and cool! Come on, give it a try! Or if that's not ideal, I suppose we could start with...this!
>
What say you, young one? Would you prefer the former or latter?
paging Kamina
>>5871997
>Eh. Not really.
>>5872000
Everyone has their moments, now.
>>5872006
Did I ever imply it would be a fire? I asked earlier if it was my own turn to try and intimidate you.
>>5872017
yee really
>>5872006
The latter~!
>She successfully imitates her Senpai's pose
Hiding Frederica's smile would be a crime! You want to turn me into a hero, and not a criminal who would hide a cute smile like this, right?
>>5872017
Some people learn to just brush it off. Most of the time for me, it's a hot wash of shame. I avoid it as much as possible.
>>5872012
You have summoned one of his emissaries instead.
>>5872028
>kissu
>>5872028
I love you.
>>5872022
It's not exactly wise to do so. You can't grow used to it if you avoid it.
>>5872017
...I-I assumed so! Why wouldn't you attempt to outdo me? That's the most logical course of action...
>>5872021
Smiles aren't mysterious at all... And you didn't deliver your line while posing! Synchronisation of line delivery and posing is essential, you know! Try again...and don't forget your lines!
>>5872033
Don't touch me again if you value your soul.
>>5872038
I am glad that I am finally receiving the praise I deserve.
Continue worshipping me and you will not be affected once I rise to power.
>>5872044
>She rolls her eyes, and instead of properly replying, she holds her staff out in front of her, beginning to rapidly chant something in an unintelligible language, and the mirror in the head of her staff begins to glow, before the light encompasses her
>A loud series of sickening-sounding pops and cracks comes from within.
>>5872040
I can't do much to avoid it because it seems to happen no matter what, but it always seems to be in front of lots of people.
>>5872044
Okay! Don't worry, Fre-chan always delivers!
>She repeats the same pose, but her smile is even more childish this time
Frederica "Winter Nightmare" Miyamoto, Crusader of Justice and hero idol is ready to take on the baddies~!
Ufufu~ I bet that was perfect!
>>5872068
Then how do you stay so sensitive to it?
>>5872028
Can you make like a space heater again and keep me warm?
First 24.
>>5872103
Frederica Miyamoto
>>5872103
THE CRIMSON DEMON
>>5872103
Baki Hanma
>>5872103
Evigishki Mind Augus
>>5872103
This thread
>>5872103
Beatrice
>>5872056
...You...You don't have to demonstrate you know...! Like I said, m-my Dark and Dark is cooler than anything by simply being Dark and Dark...!
>>5872072
>
Kyah~ Th-That was great! It wasn't mysterious or cool at all, but it held a special kind of appeal...like watching a small animal attempting to walk...! Yes...I will refine you into a diamond yet...just you wait!
>>5872103
Guiltia Sin Jurai!
>>5872103
Walpurgisnacht
>>5872103
Aikawa
>>5872103
Hikigaya Hachiman
>>5872103
Charlotte
>>5872103
Homucifer
>>5872126
Diamond? Like the shiny ones that people always want to steal? Ohh~ Frederica's smile can shine even brighter than that!
>>5872103
Akiyama Mio
>>5872103
Madoka
>>5872103
Sayaka
>>5872103
Fujoshit
>>5872130
>>5872134
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEmove Humanized witches!
>>5872084
I'm just a shy person at heart.
>>5872126
>She doesn't seem to hear you.
>After a moment the light fades, and Ariel comes back in to view, now sporting some monstrous, aquatic...thing, for a lower body, which promptly lets out a deafening roar.
>>5872103
Agent Dante
>>5872103
Jinna
>>5872103
La Pucelle
>>5872103
Lord Beerus
>>5872162
GET THESE FUCKING MADOKAS OUT OF HERE!
>>5872142
np
>>5872143
I'm not particularly social, either, but that doesn't excuse it, you realize, yes?
>>5872103
Ibaraki Kasen
>>5872103
Orihara Izaya
>>5872142
np(2)
>>5872162
La Boipucelle*
>>5872172
>>5872168
Never mind.
They can human and stay human.
>>5872164
Madokas? I don't know the term.
>>5872103
Tenshi
>>5872103
Russian Remover Hitler
>>5872169
Some things you just don't get used to.
>>5872103
Hitler Remover Stalin
I don't even know how I missed people but I did, so I fixed it, but if it's still fucked, tell me.
I think Ibaraki is the cut-off.
>>5872194
Go...!
>>5872191
I've long since ceased to be bothered by it. Why not you?
>>5872194
I am ready to compete.
So if everything's peachy-cream, we're starting now.
>>5872194
The time to start this battle has ripened, I suppose.
People are getting busy-busy.
>>5872232
>this post
>that start
>if I wasn't doing this I'd have a face when
>>5872222
Pointless...!
>>5872222
Funfunfun~ Funfunfun~ It's time for Frederica to do her best!
>>5872248
I like her dress a lot! Maybe we could play dress up late-- Ohh, she is running away for some reason!
Off-topic since it's a comfy night, but does anyone have a good shoujo manga to recommend?
>>5872204
Maybe I will get used to it eventually. Who knows? It would nice to be mature enough to brush off anything that might bother you. I wish I can be that one day.
Some people think it's cute...
>>5872263
>The transformed monstrosity of Ariel fidgets back and forth restlessly
>>5872264
But only in a childish way, I'd assume. Hmh. Perhaps there's somebody you could take lessons from about these things.
>>5872263
Fre-chan knows a really scary one! Listen, it starts with-- It starts with- I don't remember! Woah, the scariest thing here is my bad memory!
>>5872137
Yes, under me, you shall become a shining star, a legend in your own right! And then, we will work together to defeat evil!
>>5872148
>Once the light fades, he takes stock of the monster
...Crap. This will not end well for the l-legendary Guiltia Sin Jurai...
>>5872222
And I am away! Like the wind itself, I disappear...
>>5872248
F-For what reason do you retreat?! I simply wish to trade cosplay tips with you! Come back, one of cursed blood!
>>5872277
HehehehAHAHAHA! You wouldn't stand a chance if I-
>>5872278
GYAAH!
>>5872263
This is your just reward! For trying to flee from my presence, you have been punished! Kuhuhuhu...I have established my role as the stronger hero! But it would be wrong for me to cut your life short, so I will not!
>>5872278
Having defeated the flame empress, I will move on to ensuring that I reign victor in this arena! First, I shall gather firewood, and use Dark and Dark to create an impressive bonfire!
>>5872277
Fre-chan is ready for all of that! So that's all for today, or you have something else to teach me? Fuwaa~
Just because I'm starting to feel tired again. Maybe I need my beauty sleep again, or not? I'm already pretty beautiful anyway!
>>5872278
Teamwork is really important and it makes everything more fun, buuuuut maybe this is an example!
>>5872263
>Pic related was just recently turned into an anime and that's the only thing I've watched on it, so I can't vouch for the manga itself, but I'm enjoying it.
SAYAKA, NO!
>>5872283
H-Heheh...another victory! How unsurprising... Of course nothing could survive against me, her fate was sealed from the start...!
>>5872285
I believe that will serve as a sufficient lesson! Your homework for the day is to create some original poses to go with your lines! Got it?! I expect excellent results from you!
>>5872291
Stay back, fiends! I will be forced to smite you all if you take but a single step more! Don't test me, as my trials in hell have weaked my judgement, making me unpredictable!
>>5872295
....
Oh, shut up. It's best I stay out of that form regardless.
>>5872290
I thought that was adapted off a Light Novel.
>>5872295
Fine~! Frederica will take care of it after work! Au revoir!
>She skips away, while singing to herself
Funfunfun~ Frederica~!
>>5872299
Thanks for hosting, but Frederica has to leave now!
>>5872298
Kyahaha! There is no need to be upset, it is only natural that you would be bested by me! The trials I've faced have made me almost a god in my own right, with power to surpass any other being!
>>5872299
I-I have disappeared! My mastery of the shadows has come a long way indeed...where could I have gone...?
>>5872299
I-I tried to find the manga version of it but I can't, so i guess you're right. s-sorry.
>>5872303
stop it, lolis!
>>5872305
Do you want me to actually try to use that state on you? You didn't do a thing, it was my own mental state's foolishness that doomed me.
>>5872307
I'd probably be more into it if I could read it. The show nearly put me to sleep on its first episode, unfortunately.
>>5872312
>I'd recommend attempting the second episode, as somebody dies in it and the school scenes are absent in it.
Uneventful day/night mashup.
>>5872314
If I have the time.
>>5872318
>>5872324
I will be taking care of this woman in a manner similar to earlier, thanks to this gift.
>>5872327
Oh, didn't know you were still here.
Congrats.
>>5872329
>>5872326
Congratulations...coward. And thank you for having us.
Last place...
>>5872336
Playing host is a losing battle ;.;
>>5872326
Or not. I have stained my clothing with gunpowder for naught.
>>5872329
>>5872335
It isn't any trouble, thank you for seeing this through, I suppose.
>>5872337
thanks for hosting
>you cancerous fucks are still doing this shit
Enjoying the trashbin, HG? :^)
>starts a campfire
Sit down and enjoy the warmth.
>>5872352
Yes
>>5872352
kys Okabe
>>5872352
Yup.
>>5872352
Yes I am enjoying the trash.
>>5872353
I don't care much for the heat.
>>5872352
>Oh yeah.
Am I too late for the game?
>>5872367
Alright, don't sit by the fire, are you also another snow woman or some shit?
>>5872371
you're too early
>>5872371
just a bit, Aikawa
>>5872371
For the moment.
>>5872374
"Another?" My people simply have a low tolerance of the heat.
>>5872389
So you're another snow-woman, did you guys build a colony here or what?
>>5872375
>>5872376
>>5872389
That's a shame.
>>5872376
everyone, this girl>>5872409 wants to fuck
>>5872409
>>5872415
Slut.
>>5872403
It's simply not an inaccurate term. We used to be called the Ice Barriers.
...I assume you mean Mizore, then. No, I'm rather stuck here, for the time being.
>>5872426
Well sucks to be you, want a drink?
>>5872449
Of course it does.
...Of what sort?
Someone here redpill me on ASMR.
>>5872415
>>5872420
>>5872425
I NEVER SAID THAT!
>>5872436
C-Chitoge?
>>5872475
What is that?
WAKE UP!
>>5872495
I'm sorry but who the fuck are you? Are you aware that literally whos don't have the right to open their fucking mouth? If you want any (You)s or attention play a anime girl and shut the fuck up.
>>5872495
Who said I was asleep?
>>5872475
It's what you use when you lack closeness and intimacy and want a random person on the internet to provide it to you by pretending to talk in your ear
>>5872515
I saw you closing your eyes, don't be a smarthead with me! I see everything....everything.
>>5872530
Yes, that's called "blinking", you fool.
>>5872535
Good soldiers don't blink, a bullet is faster than a blink of an eye.
>>5872542
Even soldiers are still human, typically. And firearms are noisy and not worth the effort.
>>5872495
...Five more minutes...
>>5872551
I-I'm sorry?!
How do you fight then? With swords?
>>5872557
Some of us, certainly, but I favor magic.
>>5872555
>Pets
>>5872555
I said...WAKE UP!
>>5872578
M-magic?
...
You must be kidding right?
>>5872583
>>5872587
Nope....dozzing off...be back in 6 hours...
>>5872470
Vodka sort, you know, that thing that makes you drunk and happy for a little while.
>>5872479
Too bad, little girl.
>>5872598
>Kisses goodnight
>>5872587
Fuck off, Frenchfag. Let me sleep
nw gem when?
>>5872495
>>5872598
>tucks you back in bed
Sweet dreams, doggy.
>>5872578
>Bites your neck and drinks your blood.
>>5872598
>>5872609
>>5872616
Goddamit, there is work to do here...
>>5872615
>>5872620
Thats pretty coincidental..
>>5872587
Do I look like I joke? Ever?
And stop stuttering, you sound like a fool.
>>5872604
Tch, alcohol. I don't touch the stuff beyond the odd wine.
>>5872615
When it's ready, of course.
>>5872624
>She lets out a shout and starts pummeling the anon with her staff
>>5872630
Well Star is famous.
I need a comprehensive list of things you hate.
Go
>>5872629
L-LEAVE ME ALONE, COCKSUCKER!
>>5872644
you
>>5872637
I'm not stuttering, I'm just trying not to laught at you...
>>5872644
You
>>5872647
WAKE UP!
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>>5872637
Well fine then, how about a nice soda? Better yet, one with a shit ton of caffine or whatever the fuck those fuckers put in there drinks.
>>5872657
Sha
>>5872657
Venus
>>5872637
>Dies.
>>5872657
Fujoshit
>>5872657
Maria and Harusame
>>5872657
Rinoa and Angelo
>>5872651
>>5872649
Dammit. That was my answer
>>5872644
Idiots.
>>5872651
It's not as if you have reason to.
>>5872661
Hmh.
...Thank you for the offer, at least.
>>5872672
Barbarian....
>>5872657
Gishki Ariel
>>5872657
Lord Beerus
>>5872679
>kisses the bitch on the mouth and pets the dog
>>5872657
Tenshi
>>5872657
Luchalitten
>>5872657
Eggman-kun
>>5872685
H-hot.
>>5872690
>it's actually real
GameFreak is run by barafags
>>5872657
Laslow
>>5872657
Tron Bonne
>>5872704
I'm hoping he is fire/dark and not another fire/fighting
he's my pick either way
>>5872657
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>5872657
Stalker
>>5872681
Alrighty, I'm gonna stay here and enjoy my fire.
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>>5872657
Hikigaya Hachiman
>>5872726
>pets
>>5872727
>scratches your fucking eye
>>5872736
helo it is i animal control
>puts u down
>>5872657
Baron
>>5872740
>>5872657
Kama The Bullet
>>5872657
OCELLLLOOOOTTTTEEE
>>5872657
Komissar
>>5872717
>pokes face
>>5872657
Silvally
>>5872657
Pharaon
>>5872657
Aviashilka
>>5872657
THE CRIMSON DEMON
>>5872657
Elly
>>5872657
Blatnoy Emperor
>>5872657
Beatrice
>>5872772
>pets
>takes almost 20 minutes to get to 20 people
>think I have time to get an entry in
>fucking 5 entries in the last minute
fuk u
>>5872767
I want to fuck the demon
>>5872772
>kiss
>>5872657
Yukine
>>5872770
WHERE IS WALNUT-CHAN?!
>>5872724
Kagari Akko
>>5872786
At the garden, of course, what else?
>>5872779
I'll swap, I've got to go anyway.
>>5872784
Seething
>>5872778
>>5872783
>beatrice looks up from her book, and sends the two flying away with a gust of air.
Craven.
>>5872818
>ties lead weights around his ankles
>pets
HA!
>>5872812
No!
>>5872766
>>5872762
>>5872754
>>5872748
>Pets
>>5872779
You'll love the part where they leave for a moment just enough not to see you and swap before the game starts.
>>5872818
>apes you
woah
>>5872821
>the lead weights melt into the anon as Beatrice heats the room to incredibly hihg temperatures.
You must have a death wish, I suppose.
>>5872886
>Anon is luckily immune to hihg temperatures
>Thankfully they weren't high temperatures, because that would suuuuuuuck
Nah, bro, just wanted to pet you.
dude
>>5872926
weed
>>5872818
>Kamina
>>5872934
Who did he steal from this time?
>>5872926
...What?
STR. Vs DEX.
>>5872938
>tugs fluffy (pony)tail
RING-RING, WAITER, THERE'S A FLY IN MY SOUP!
>>5872934
>Kamina
>>5872944
DEX all the way.
>>5872944
dex
>>5872944
max both
>>5872961
Hey, if I'm bundled up with Awawa, then all is well.
>>5872945
....
>The Wanderer grabs the person's hand, which was tugging on her (pony) tail. She then loosen the person's grip on said (pony) tail.
Stop.
>>5872944
Strength.
>>5872968
Oh you're a girl sorry.
>walks away muttering about how he's gonna plow Aikawa's B O Y P U S S Y like a Minnesotan in winter
>tfw Hoshi doesnt love you
>>5872975
Bane?
>>5872975
seething
>>5872975
Tell me about Varys. Why does he wear the perfume?
>>5872974
Weirdo.
>The Wanderer gets up, walking away quickly.
>>5872975
>Tfw he does
oiiii...
>>5873005
>Kyssu
>>5873005
What was the thought process behind this post?
>>5872961
>>5872966
yeah I agree
>>5873005
amazing rp
>>5873005
Shut up already
>>5873005
Pershing is weak they said.
You will have a bad time they said.
>>5873009
Stop touching me
>>5873010
>>5873015
stop whining all day
>>5873017
I didn't even talk...
>>5873026
what the hell do you want?
>>5873014
awawa
>kissu
>>5873031
Chitoge?
>>5873031
A faggot?
>>5873029
>says oiii
>didn't even talk
>>5873046
Then who?
>>5873046
Fucking a trap still makes you gay
>>5873045
same thing
>>5873060
Shut up now, you're being annoying
>>5873063
I've barely said anything...
>>5872979
I don't get this meme.
>>5873068
OH MY GOD YUKINE, SHUT THAT DAMN MOUTH!
>>5873075
It's just another forced meme by Yukine. Ignore it.
>>5872998
>Tfw Shorty won't ever love you like he loves Awawa
>>5873092
literally he thinks because it's a meme on /asp/ it's a meme everywhere
>>5873077
Why? What did I do...
>>5873092
>tfw haven't posted it in like a week
>>5873101
I'm going to assume what he thinks ecks dee
It's just more intense in /asp/ you fucking moron
no ava for you, you aren't worth it
here's your (You)
>>5873101
>>5873109
It's not even a meme, you fucks, it's an inside joke, a bad one at that.
>posting memes at all
>associating memes with yourself
Pure cancer, imo.
>>5873097
>kyoko
>>5873124
>being a normie
>>5873133
>yukine damage control
>>5873133
Being a memeing fucker is actually pretty normie, especially when you're a nigger.
>>5873126
No.
I want to fucking die.
Say hi to ERP
>>5873171
me too
>kissu
>>5873175
I-Izaya-Kun?
DEGENERATES
>>5873192
y-you too
Not exactly bustling here, huh?
>sets up a kissing booth
Kisses for 5 dollars each!
>>5873237
>kissu
>pays in tacos
>>5873184
Not me, but if you want one I can give you one.
>>5873231
Well what do you expect, it's the morning.
>>5873241
Good enough!
>>5873237
Ruby should make one
>>5871828
Dead edition more like Red Dead edition
>>5873237
>>5873261
>stares at the booth with glowing eyes
>a few seconds later, it falls apart and buries Sonata in debris
Good morning.
>>5873273
NEVER EVER
>>5873272
But Ruby's a little girl, she can't take kisses from grown men yet, she has to go for the little fellahs, we don't have any little fellahs here.
>>5873278
>pops out of the booth with a smile
Morning! guess my booth is half off now.
>>5873285
>She looks frustrated for a second, only to strain a smile back.
How much have you made from the booth so far?
>>5873317
One Taco. speaking of which
>takes a bite of said taco
>>5873335
Ugh, never mind. Thought I could wring some use out of you.
>>5873349
...Ooooooh, I get it, you want some dough, I kinda spent my last victim's money already, unless you want to help me mug another person.
>>5873361
>Her eyes widen.
Now you have my interest. You got a target in mind?
>>5873384
Target? eh, I kinda just go next door and look for the stupidest looking person, then steal their stuff while distracting them... and I kinda don't know how to lead, my older friends used to tell me what to do.
>>5873397
I think you just found yourself a new older friend.
...wait, next door?
>>5873404
That place with the naked people, some of the men are very gullible.
so since you're my new older friend, does that make you my boss or something?
>wake up
>you fucks still aren't dead yet
Well this is mildly disappointing.
>>5873422
Wanna buy a kiss? 5 and a half dollars.
>>5873422
>this HG is going for like almost 2 years
>people still bother making posts like this
>>5873416
Yeah, I know what goes on over there, I just never thought of doing my business there.
Maybe if I convince them I'm their Jinx...
>Slumps an arm over her shoulder.
Yeah, I'll be your boss. This may be the start of something grand, uh... what's your name?
>>5873422
It's unkillable
>>5873431
Sonata Dusk! and you are... Jinx right? you just said something about disguising yourself as their Jinx, that sounds like a plan.
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>>5873436
You got it, Sonata. Let's rob those idiots blind. Since nothing's happening here, wanna go ahead and find a customer?
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>>5873446
Uh, yeah sure, though they did try to set up a lookout to find me out, so they might catch me and my tazer can only take one of them down.
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>>5873457
Alright. I'll head in and take out the security first, then you can meet me there. Sound like a plan?
>>5873474
Ai Ai! Captn!
>>5873282
Pcucks lose again
>>5873478
Keep a lookout. When you see me show up over there, you'll know it's safe.
>make an entry post
>only one enters
?????
>>5873487
>spanks