HG Autumn, first 24/36/48 tributes!
Chad
>>5867188
Villager
Rin Tohsaka
>>5867188
Aksis Prime
Bowser
>>5867169
At least you aren't getting beat up by a plumber.
Capra Demon
Nymph
>>5867188
Empress
Comrade Soviet
The Star-Spangled Hero
NAHAHAHAHAHA~! Good evening, everyone! It's been a pretty good day so far, wouldn't you agree? How's it been for ya all?
>>5867188
Clint Eastwood
Hsien-Ko
>>5867188
The Cunt
Mashiro
>>5867188
Kaito
Cinnamon Roll
Kirigiri
>>5867188
Classy Ladies
Littletale Asgore
>>5867214
I guess there's that, yeah.
...Is he a human?
Kneesocks Daemon
Reigen Arataka
Sol Badguy
The greatest adventure
Rarablob
Maki Nishikino
>>5867188
Sunset
I'm gonna take off for tonight. Have a nice night everybody
Senshougahara
Artoria Pendragon
>>5867188
Sylvie Paula Paula
>>5867252
what the fuck is with her hooves
Townes van Zandt
>>5867223
Yes...sorry but time for me to sleep. Goodnight.
Demon Archer
>>5867247
>sticks tongue in ear
>>5867231
Show her getting anal
>>5867277
Denied
>>5867245
Yeah, he's an annoying little punk who loves to mess with my plans!
>>5867077 (Bowser)
Maybe you should. Ever consider that?
>>5867097 (Kaito)
>Terumi just wanted to get his sister off his back.
>Relius just wanted the best for his family.
>Hazama just wanted to be a real boy.
>Izanami/Amaterasu just wanted her Ragna.
>Nine just wanted her Celica.
>Truly they did nothing wrong.
>>5867257
Later.
5 more
>>5867257
Night
Misato
>>5867308
Yukari
>>5867276
EWWAAAAH!
>Kneesocks fucking ducks the anon
WHAT IN THE GLORIOUS NAME OF HELL WAS THAT?! WHAT IS YOUR DYSFUNCTION? ARE YOU JUST STUPID? DO YOU HAVE A DEATH WISH?!
>>5867273
And that ended as quickly as it begun! Man, my ability to put people to sleep is totally unrivalled! Truly, a heroic quality! G'night, Soviet!
The Highest Judge of Paradise
>>5867308
Chaos
>>5867293
Kinda sounds like a human to me, yup.
Oh, hey, you say "punk" like Undyne! That's neato!
>>5867326
Yeah give me a BJ bbe and then i can die in peace.
>>5867330
Best angel is here.
>>5867295
Well, I won't.
Because unlike you I'm not a bigot!
>>5867359
I'll crush him one day!
Who?
>>5867369
NO! WHY WOULD I EVER DO THAT?! Sweet mother of Lucifer, you people are deranged.
>>5867295
>And Kazuma just wanted his memories, and that sweet Trinity GlASSfille.
>Bullet just wanted her captain back.
>Carl just wanted his sister.
>Litchi just wanted her coworker back.
>Bang just wanted to... Collect that bounty and litchi.
>What else..?
>Azreal was just really hungry.
Alright, check it, swap it, 5 minutes! My tribute will be swapped out before any others
>>5867388
...Undyne's a girl.
Also, nuh-uh! She can make these awesome blue magic spears of awesomeness and throw 'em really fast and...!
Yukine
>>5867425
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>5867425
It looks fine, don't worry 'bout it! Go ahead, dude!
>>5867425
Alright then! Let's go!
>>5867433
She sounds strong.
>>5867425
Swap please.
>>5867446
>>5867388
Aww, you're going to hurt my precious feelings talking like that. Are you gonna do something significant now? Or am I wasting my time?
>>5867398
>Arakune just wanted to read in the Boundary library without Litcho and Kokopuffs breathing down his liquid neck.
>>5867473
>>5867463
By which I mean my own tribute
>>5867425
Give him my spot.
>>5867253
>>5867446
>>5867271
Never seen the bottom of a hoof?
>>5867493
n-no
>>5867446
SEETHING
>>5867467
>Litchi is now lithium ion batteries, because it's the auto correct for her name, but here, I wanted to give this to you if you don't have it already.
>>5867461
Yeah! She's amazing! Together, me and her are gonna free all the monsters from the underground!
>>5867446
vampy is disappointed in u....
>>5867288
I meant her reaction
>>5867425
Begin!
>>5867467
I'm gonna beat you in these stupid games, that's what I'll do!
>>5867509
Well, good luck with that.
Wait, if you're stuck underground, how did you get here?
Bloodbath!
>>5867543
I, uh...magic.
Yeah, magic. Totes magic.
>>5867564
Awww, school? Okay, fine...
>>5867564
...Wait, we're going back to school? No way... No! I don't wanna go to school and do the boring things, damnit! I-I can not go to school if I'm sick, right?
>>5867564
I still have the poor bastard's body stuck in my folds...
>>5867564
BOO!
>>5867580
Okay...
>>5867564
Paula has a very important date that she can't be late to. You two have fun!
>>5867564
Huh.. These would have been useful a while ago..
>>5867564
Double kill!
>>5867591
Ohh shit.
>>5867564
Day 1!
>>5867463
Stop being so nice!
>>5867473
Oh...
>>5867481
I already have one, stupid
>>5867505
gain height
>>5867513
D-dissapointed in what? Th-that she's a big stupid... poopoo head
>>5867503
It's all good bruh
>>5867247
>kissu
>slappu so hard you turn into Blue Beatle
that's for being a good guy and a fagget.
>>5867619
Alright, we're almost there! If we hurry, we can get it in on time.
>>5867619
Even I'm not THAT brutal.
>>5867619
I... I lost? But I had, like, the best costume for it! That was totally unfair! I wanna rematch, damnit!
>>5867564
This is all your fault wiggins
>>5867247
>fucks the rules
>>5867619
Night 1
>>5867619
I thought we were friends man..!
>>5867620
I can't help it, I can't let little bro Tsunkine go without a spot.
>>5867619
And every tree was plucked bare.
>>5867682
You're a demon! You're supposed to be scary!
Now do something scary!
>>5867620
And who said that? The one who came late!
>>5867564
I guess that was a bad idea since the beginning...
>>5867682
...
I-I think I'll pass, man. I gotta study and alla' that crap, y'know? H-Have a good night, everybody! Hehe...
>>5867682
Thanks, I'll leave you be for a while as thanks.
>>5867682
Some hot chocolate for this marshmallow~
>>5867682
Day 2
>>5867661
Can't be losin my head right before the regular season starts!
>>5867710
>boops nose
>>5867732
I bet I can outrun you
>>5867683
Well let me go idiot. I don't want the spot that you touched...
>>5867710
No, the one who gave their spot late like a stupid idiot
>>5867747
But you can stop getting others to make me lose mine. I know what you did.
>>5867747
Oh, oh, let the hero go first, dudes! I wanna jump in the leaves! C'mon, lemme go first!
>drops wrench on poster below
MI HOY MINOY
>>5867747
Stupid bus! I'm trying to sleep!
>>5867747
We've gotta find one at least half as big as I am. >>5867758
I'd love to see you try. How about a race after this?
>>5867747
Night 2
>>5867775
Does Wiggins need to slap a bitch?
>>5867787
>>5867801
Ow!
W-WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?!
>>5867747
Yes... to hand out... suuuure
>>5867775
Keep talking, Nothing of this could have happened if you could have entered more earlier.
>>5867754
>Pinches cheek.
>>5867813
Now, THIS is an afternoon I don't mind all too much! Somebody pass the hero a Coke, will ya? It's been one hell of a day today, that's for sure!
>>5867813
I love the taste of Double Cherry Soda!
>>5867813
That was unfair! I was lying down. Don't expect me to be any more merciful in the future.
Going to sleep
GOOD NIGHT
>>5867813
>Sips golden flower tea
Mmm mmm!
>>5867813
>she stares with an unreadable emotion as the spear lodges in the girl's chest
You were supposed to catch it! Now she has to get another one!
>>5867813
No he needs to stop making me be one of the first to die!
>>5867835
Yeah but you were still late. It's all you!
>>5867819
NEO FLOYIN
>He raises his pencil triumphantly and retreats to his fortress
>>5867809
You're on
>>5867866
MI HOY LIZOY BOTOI
>>5867813
Day 3
>>5867866
Night
>>5867882
It's your old friend JC that's behind it I bet, I ain't got powers n' shit!
>>5867887
Well then, see if you can keep up!
>Starts running across the ocean
>>5867883
>>5867902
NEXT TIME I SEE YOU HERE! YOU'RE GETTING BURNT! YOU HEAR ME!?!
>>5867914
I need something to erase this stupid drawing!
>>5867914
Remember me as I once was!
... fat enough to take somebody else out with me!
>>5867775
Aww, you say that but, you actually mean 'thank you', right?
>>5867868
>Pat pat.
HG
IS
ROLLINS
>>5867914
Arena
>>5867866
GOOD BYE!
>>5867914
It'll be fun. We both don't have anything to lose!
>>5867986
All I wanted to do was outlive those above me on the leaderboard.
>>5867866
Goodnight, have a good rest and pleasant dreams.
hg is dad
>>5867986
Junior's been a nice boy this year, I guess I'll let'em have some of the candy.
>>5867947
Who's th- oh hey Kaito! If Paula was tall enough, she would pat pat you as well!
>>5867986
...I don't even know how'ta drive...
>>5867986
Night 4
>>5868025
And you almost succeeded, were it not for Alfred.
>>5868037
Well that certainly doesn't make the circumstances any less tragic.
>>5867882
Ufufufu, If It was really all me, then I shouldn't have bothered with giving you a space and just proceed on this performance without any regrets.
And there's no point on keep complaining on something as pointless like that anyways.
>>5867914
JC needs to die
>>5867947
Yes I mean it stupid!
>>5867975
>offline 17 minutes ago
>>5868067
My event only needed to be a fraction later.
>>5868067
It's so cold....
I think I'll just, lie down for a bit...
>>5868073
Y-yeah there is a point. You just cant see it... baka
>>5868067
...I guess not, no.
Sorry, guys.
>>5868075
I never expected more from you. Beliving a simple number.
walmart fries fuckin suck
>>5868035
Haha, I could kneel if you want to, but you could probably do it as well if you reached far enough.
>>5868075
See? You said yes to that being what you meant, you're welcome.
>>5868067
Feast! Speeding up now.
>>5868080
Yep, instead he finished three spots above you thanks to how his event was ordered.
>>5868104
but there's imposters around... JUST LIKE YOU
>>5868113
NO! Idiot! That's not what I meant at all, stupid!
>>5868121
Well, it doesn't matter. This is only a minor setback in my rise to the top.
>>5868121
Day 5
>>5868142
I'm planning on when the final game should be. I believe this coming Sunday, so
>>5868125
and there are jabronis like you who can't make a difference. I'm the only Seth fucking Rollins around here.
>>5868163
That's more than enough time.
>>5868095
What's that? Could you explain that "Truly Mysterious Point" that I can't see because I'm a baka?
>>5868167
See I knew it! You would really say Seth FREAKEN Rollins
>>5868163
Night 5
>>5868180
Yes I was cut off there, I was saying your rise was just in time!
>>5868195
P-Please love me.
>>5868195
Well you see... i-it just works!
>>5868198
I do believe that even a single win will put the above the other three. At this point it's just a matter of showing up.
>>5868198
Day 6
>>5868230
Oh definitely. I have the standings update finished already.
>>5868113
Paula co-
>she suddenly begins slapping her head
Focus! Paula came to take us on our date!
>>5868246
I...died, I guess?
>>5868246
Night 7, winner next slide!
>>5868260
Whoa holy shit, a bunch of slides vanished on me! Sorry little guy, I think they're gone forever as well. Already clicked simulate again and saved.
>>5868138
Aww, with every insult you yell out the more obvious it is that you're grateful, haha.
>>5868247
Alright Paula, there's no reason to beat yourself up about it, I would have reminded you.
>>5868279
>>5868260
Wait no, here's the first of the missing ones
>>5868260
>>5868292
And the second!
>>5868260
and Fourth! Sorry about that!
>>5868279
>>5868311
It's all good! I gotta buncha human souls, so I'm gettin' close to breakin' the barrier!
>>5868279
Day 8, we have our winner! Sorry about that missed chunk again, I clearly just had a mental error.
>>5868325
Yo that sounds fucked up.
>>5868333
Congrats Aksis Prime!
>>5868333
...I guess it is, kinda, but I gotta free all the monsters, so that's just how it is, y'know?
>>5868325
>inb4 you son in flower form kills you again
>>5868291
NO! How could I be greatful for anything you would do...
>>5868333
Congratulations Prime!
Thank you very much for hosting Mr. Bear!
>>5868360
Congratulations spider bot. Thanks for hosting~
>>5868360
Placements! All 346 unique tributes are ranked here: http://pastebin.com/WiBSy6es
Rank ||| Tribute ||| Points ||| Kills ||| Games
1 ||| Rika ||| 269 ||| 10 ||| 12
2 ||| Alfred Jones ||| 267.667 ||| 11 ||| 11
3 ||| Reigen Arataka ||| 265.75 ||| 5 ||| 12
4 ||| Eggman-kun ||| 251.083 ||| 13 ||| 11
5 ||| Emiya Kiritsugu ||| 233.333 ||| 7 ||| 10
6 ||| Gou Shijima ||| 229 ||| 7 ||| 10
7 ||| Che Fucking Guevara ||| 219.583 ||| 18 ||| 8
8 ||| Kid Baki ||| 208.5 ||| 11 ||| 9
9 ||| Rinoa and Angelo ||| 201.083 ||| 3 ||| 11
10 ||| Akatsuki ||| 189.25 ||| 1 ||| 8
11 ||| Fujiwara no Mokou ||| 183.417 ||| 5 ||| 8
12 ||| Premier Soviet ||| 180.25 ||| 8 ||| 7
13 ||| Furry Porn ||| 168.25 ||| 1 ||| 9
14 ||| Yukine ||| 156.333 ||| 5 ||| 8
15 ||| Artoria Pendragon ||| 147.167 ||| 5 ||| 7
16 ||| Empress ||| 142.333 ||| 3 ||| 6
17 ||| Shalashaska ||| 126.167 ||| 5 ||| 7
18 ||| Kirigiri ||| 125.75 ||| 4 ||| 6
19 ||| Kaito ||| 123.5 ||| 4 ||| 6
20 ||| Nymph ||| 121.833 ||| 5 ||| 5
21 ||| Sanae Kochiya ||| 120.917 ||| 2 ||| 7
22 ||| Lord Beerus ||| 118 ||| 5 ||| 5
23 ||| Metal Gear Hope ||| 115 ||| 5 ||| 4
24 ||| Nagito Komaeda ||| 112.583 ||| 4 ||| 5
25 ||| Semi-Traditional Raven ||| 108.167 ||| 8 ||| 3
26 ||| Schrodinger ||| 106.5 ||| 6 ||| 5
27 ||| Saki ||| 105.5 ||| 5 ||| 4
28 ||| Adrian Rollini ||| 102.5 ||| 3 ||| 6
29 ||| Capra Demon ||| 99.417 ||| 3 ||| 4
30 ||| D.Va ||| 99 ||| 6 ||| 3
31 ||| Aksis Prime ||| 97.667 ||| 6 ||| 3
32 ||| Regulus Corneas ||| 96 ||| 0 ||| 4
33 ||| Starman ||| 94.75 ||| 5 ||| 4
34 ||| Hikigaya Hachiman ||| 94.75 ||| 1 ||| 5
35 ||| FYXE ||| 93.417 ||| 2 ||| 5
36 ||| Sheath ||| 90.75 ||| 2 ||| 4
37 ||| The Player ||| 88 ||| 4 ||| 4
38 ||| Togami Byakuya ||| 87 ||| 5 ||| 4
39 ||| Nekomaru Nidai ||| 85.667 ||| 6 ||| 4
>>5868333
>>5868360
Well, congratulations to.... whoever you are. And thanks for hosting, host.
Now I gutta go, later!
>>5868360
Congrats!
>>5868393
Thanks for hosting!
>>5868368
...
>Pouts and sulks away.
>>5868291
What was first on Paula's mind? Massages! Paula and Kaito has to get massages!
>>5868360
Great job! Paula thanks the host!
>>5868333
I leave for a few minutes 'cause my boss needed me, and I come back to this? Man, this sucks... Either way, congrats to him, and thank you for hosting, bro!
>>5868393
...Two. Goddamn. Points. GAH! I'll bounce back someday, damnit.
>>5868393
Even closer than before.
Thank you for the game.
>>5868360
"Congratulations"
>claps
>>5868221
How many people have you told the same words?
Considering that I, Maki should focus on many other things instead of Love, even if a lot of songs are related to those feelings.
Although, I wouldn't mind having an admirer.
>>5868228
"I-It just works"? I guess I can comprehend it after all...
Even if it just works only for you.
Also, Stuttering a few words isn't going to help you on anything.
>>5868393
Thanks.
>>5868376
By saying thank you?
>>5868399
Haha, alright Paula, massages it is, lead the way beautiful!
>>5868446
Uh uh, Paula's got this! She just needs to find someone!
>>5868423
You! Can Paula ask you something?
Redpill me on hoshi
"Welp. is sleeping time for me now. have a goodnight"
>>5868469
Of course. Go right ahead.
>>5868474
Not for long. It doesn't take a psychic to see how hard I've worked for my position. I, Reigen Arataka, will always put forth my full effort.
>>5868474
I dunno who would be the best candidate for a winner, dude. If I win, then people would get into a big fuss about it and Rika would hate me even more. If Rika wins, I'll be a bit hung up about it...
...I'd say Reigen would be a good winner, yeah?
>>5868485
G'night, squirt!
>>5868469
A-ah.. Y-you're just going to ask a stranger? Hmm, I'll trust in your judgement then.
>>5868483
Paula never got any redpills. They were usually orange and white.
>>5868504
Can you give Paula and her friend massages? It's for a date?
>>5868527
Paula hopes it goes well.
>>5868485
Bye bye!
>>5868531
>Gives them a SIVA cookie for the win
>>5868542
I suppose if it's bad I can just switch off my ability to feel..
>>5868542
Massages for a date? That is an odd request.
>>5868595
Right after I work so hard to balance my sleep schedule. You aren't going to host at extremely odd times of day, are you?
>>5868595
...B-But I always come here in the afternoons, Brian. I have a job to do, believe it or not; be America! I can't change my schedule just to attend a game, y'know...
>>5868433
I don't need help on anything because I'm right!
>>5868446
No, because I'd never say that to you
>>5868593
It may be strange but Paula doesn't want to let him down! Could you no to that cute face>>5868584 of his?
>>5868584
Paula won't make it come to that! It'll be good. She promises!
Soon™
>>5868483
That's fucking impossible, nobody has the red pill on that.
>>5868629
Hey boss,who do you need eliminated?
>>5868666
The strange thing about it is why you are you are asking me this. I am a psychic, you know, not a masseuse. I specialize in working with evil spirits.
>>5868711
Because Paula doesn't know who else can do it.
>>5868665
Haha, alright Tsunkine, but I think you will eventually.
>>5868666
>He gives her a smile and a small nod.
Alright Paula, I trust you, but who's the person..?
>>5868729
Excellent.
>>5868749
Though... I do have some more troubling news for you. I can detect an evil spirit lying dormant around you, waiting for the perfect time to cause you misfortune...
It would be terrible if something were to arise on your date.
Must ... not... fall back asleep...
>>5868709
Eh? "Who do you need eliminated"? I wouldn't say I need anyone eliminated, dude. I'm gonna settle this fair and square!
>>5868729
So, that is, three hours before from now? That's gonna be, like, two o'clock where I am, I think. I dunno if I'll be able to make it in time, but the hero can try his hardest!
>>5868754
Never ever! Not in a million years!
>>5868816
You sure? Cause we are really fucking good at our job.
>>5868754
Paula doesn't know his name! She just calls him Psychic man!
>>5868780
There is? Get it out! Get it out! It can't ruin this!
>>5867188
Harry
>>5868665
...Is that so? It's because you're always right?
Even if there are times where someone is totally wrong, they call their own statements as the only truth? Huh?
>>5868830
I'm totally sure, dude! I'm sure that some people here can come back to life, y'know; I'm gonna settle this fair and square, and that's the hero's promise, alright? It'd be cheating, and no one likes cheaters!
>>5868820
Hey Yukine, say thank you.
>>5868837
Psychic man...? Huh, I wonder who that is, but are you having troubles negotiating?
>>5868837
As skilled an ESPer I may be, it is not so simple to draw out a spirit quite like this. I believe that if you go on this date, I will be able to exorcise this spirit when it attempts to awaken from its dormancy. Do you understand?
>>5868877
Alright. Later boss. Call us if you need someone gone.
>Heats up the thread
>>5868905
>cums in
>>5868899
>>5868816
I could always enter you if you are unable to arrive. I may want to win, but I will not be satisfied if I do so only because one of my opponents is not able to participate. What do you say to that, Alfred?
>>5868873
No... I'm not always right... I-I'm just right here...
>>5868886
No!
>>5868905
>plays dead
>Heats up the thread
>>5868905
.>Fucks you in the puss
>>5868937
>loves
>curses the poster below
>Heats up the thread
>>5868893
You got it, my man! The hero's gonna depend on you at anytime!
>>5868899
I mean, sure, why not? The hero, once again, will try his hardest to attend the games if he can!
>>5868930
R-Reigen, I...! I'll totally be happy for you to do that, man! I'll gladly take you up on that offer, dude! Thank you!
>Turns on the air conditioner and a fan.
>>5868969
>fucks
>curses poster above
>Heats up the thread.
>>5868905
>Sheds coat and scarf.
>>5868931
Oh.. Okay, then say.. Arigatou.
>>5868937
...
>Doesn't shed any more clothes.
>>5868969
>Refuses to let the heat beat him.
>>5868977
Man, it suddenly got really hot.. I hope nothing caught on fire.
>>5868969
>loves too
>>5869003
>>5869004
Isn't it great? Now it's checked off from the list!
>>5868977
My magic is far more than just a sauna, woman! Don't question the incredible power of a crimson demon!
>>5868990
>>5869019
YAMERO!
>>5869004
ARE YOU NOT IMPRESSED BY MY EXCEPTIONAL MAGIC CAPABILITIES!?
>>5868986
>not just taking your clothess off
Gay.
>>5869046
>bites
>>5869046
O-okay, I'm warm enough now.
>>5869046
Are you the /b/ one? Checking cause the non /b/ one needs some info
>>5869004
that's the same thing...
>>5868977
Hmm, I see. Luckily the temperature is just right for exorcisms today. I suppose we can discuss prices after my job is finished, but until you require my services I shall be gathering my energy. I do not intend to let this evil spirit stand a chance.
>>5868978
Just be warned if I arrive late, I will only be entering myself.
>chills the thread
>>5869046
Too bad crimson demon is just your shitty tribe name and you're not actually a demon. Dumb faggot wizard.
>Uses a trap card
>>5869049
Taking my clothes? Even if the heat is a quite unbearable, that's not going to work.
>>5869064
You dare approach the crimson demon with such behavior!? I'll have you know I can level entire cities all by myself!
>>5869062
Ow! Ow! Ow!
>Megumin slaps at the ant
>>5869092
I'm insulted! Crimson demons are not merely just another tribe, we are but the most powerful magic wielders this world has ever seen!
>>5869065
>no, I'm the OG megumin
>>5869136
>Is flung away and returns to colony
>>5869136
>OG megumin
Nymph?
>>5869136
>kissu
>>5869039
Y-you really organized all this? I'm really impressed Paula, what's the next step? Oh! And I almost forgot.
>He reaches out and grabs hold of Paula's hand.
It's a date after all.
>>5869046
I-I'm pretty sure any beginners to magic learn fire first..
>>5869073
Haha, I know, but you don't have to say it to be grateful.
>>5868926
>>5868947
>smacks face
NO!
>>5868937
>Hiita rests by the heater
>>5869046
Need my guidance, crimson demon?
>>5869089
No!
(Oh god what daft meme did I just start?)
>>5869168
kys Baron
>>5869111
he looks like Shia Labeouf
>>5869168
>I start
We're just making fun of your shitty RP Baron.
>Drowns poster below
>>5869144
BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM, FOUL BEAST!
>>5869145
>ye
>>5869148
W-What is it with you people!? Show a little respect, would you!? I could blow you to smithereens in the time it would take for you to try that again!
>>5869161
Nonsense! Only the most powerful of mages can harness the destructive power of explosion magic!
>>5869168
I'm insulted that you would even think that! It is you that should be asking for guidance!
>>5869187
Thats what I meant anon
>wake up just in time to see the sun and moon demo leaks and they're apparantly going to be massive
today is going to be a good day
>>5869187
>>5869180
>>5869211
Glad to have the good Megumin back.
Kamina ruined your ava with memes.
>>5869046
Just keep it up! It works great with Paula's plan!
>>5869075
Price is no object when it comes to Paula! Her exorcism will be the last thing on this date. Thank you in advance!
>>5869161
You're touching Paulaaaaa! It seems everything's going her way! The massages may take awhile.
>>5869221
>stares
...
>>5869161
Good thing I'm not grateful
>>5869229
I'll be here when you need me.
>>5868931
Hey! Are you listening? Even if you're right, Why bother on something as pointless? ...I'm pretty sure with all this talk, probably it will give me the inspiration of making a song.
>>5869229
I refuse to be a part of your quest unless I am well compensated for my work.
>>5869211
I doubt that. Come on, think of all the things you could explode. I could make it so you never get tired from casting it!
>>5869237
PHENOMENAL RP
>>5869215
>alohan dugtrio
>>5869280
kys Baron
>>5869287
>Stares
...
I RP.
...
>sticks toothpick between his teeth
>>5869289
it's got fucking hair and it's hilarious
>>5869211
>welcome back Nymph.
...A-actually, I won't do that I need this body..you're the first to be a real threat toward me. Forgive me!
>>5869211
But.. You could have just heated the room with fire instead of explosions.
>>5869229
Ah well, you may be in charge of the date but I can sneak in little things of my own right? I am enjoying myself so I don't mind waiting a bit.
>>5869287
PHENOMENAL!?
THE GAY COMMUNITY!?
>>5869265
Sure I'm listening... and I doubt you could write a song over that. And it's not pointless!
>>5869267
Paula pays as well almost as much as she's ugly!
>she takes off one of her eyeballs and takes out several bills from it
One... three... six... That is a lot of hundreds to be counting. Just take all of it!
>>5869309
Go ahead! Paula's excited for what Kaito has on his mind!
>>5869211
Nice butt Megu
>>5869267
When can you use your magic on me again?
Don't mind me, just going to post some vidya music that I find uplifting.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LPZrFP_PUjU
I want Kamina to pet my baka head.
>>5869287
It's pretty accurate really
>>5869249
Aww, you're going to say what you mean one day, I'm sure of it!
>>5869340
Ah.. I-it's not that much, but it's too soon! The ending of the date is more of an appropriate time I believe.
New game when? New game now!
>>5869402
>>5869402
>>5869402
>>5869366
>pets
>>5869227
>Let's not stir the shit pot.
>>5869280
I will have you know that I train every morning of everyday! The only reason I get drained to quickly is from the sheer amount of power I channel into my magic! It's not simply shooting a fireball like you lesser mages would do.
>>5869306
I shall forgive you this one time, but only this one time! Try your tricks again and I wont hesitate to turn you to ashes.
>>5869309
Why would I ever settle for less? That is something only a fool would do!
>>5869340
>Megumin stares in confusion and disbelief at what's unraveling in front of her
Very well, I shall help you on this quest. What is it that you seek from the most powerful of crimson demons?
>>5869360
Why... Why would I do that?
>>5869351
>Thwacks anon on the head with her staff
>>5869410
Y-You are not Kamina!
And I hate spiders.
>stomps on
>sprays
>kicks
>incinerates
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