Hunger Game Thread, presented to you by the cute Sachiko!
>>5855498
As if I would explain my concerns to you of all people. Not only have we just met, but you annoy me even more than all of the pathetic people here combined.
>>5855543
You'll have to marry Kamina for that, Anon.
>>5855551
Don't worry, they're not dead.
>>5855505
I've been hearing a lot more about him the more I come here, mind explaining his popularity?
>>5855525
Sachi-chan~! That sounds cuter! Like at least twice as cute as Sachiko, but Sachiko is also cute!
>>5855531
>Pouts
But that means nothing if I'm not incredible! I want to be worthy of it or something like that!
>>5855455
T-Thanks
>>5855591
Oh, good, I got kinda worried there.
>Does Rabbit things
>>5855584
But Frederica could help you out! Yes, I could help you out like an assistant! I have many hidden talents next to being a beautiful idol and a decent comedian!
>Salutes
Tell me what to do, boss! I'm bored anyway~
>>5855531
Am I really that cute?
I suppose you can call me like that too if that is the case!
>>5855535
>>5855537
How do you both get it wrong in the same way? It's wrong!
>>5855593
Oh, yes, Sachi-chan sounds cute too! I will think about it. Thank you, my fan!
>>5855599
>gives carrot
>>5855592
He did some... Questional things... He was also accused of having a much more "lovey dubey" relationship with a minor.
>>5855593
Well, ou can be incredible if you stay true to yourself.
>>5855594
You're welcome. Now come out of hiding and stop sending those cheap Lolis.
>>5855597
Don't you worry about me, I am happy.
>>5855620
Yes you are that cute, Miss.
>>5855599
It's been some time since Fre-chan ate rabbit. Maybe I should try it again!
>>5855620
Fan? I have no time tobe a fan of one person, because I'm a fan of everyone!
>Thinks about what she just said for a moment.
Wait, that means you're right about it!
>>5855630
And that minor...wouldn't be..
>>5855630
D-Don't shit-talk my lolis
T-They're great
>>5855630
I'm always true to myself! I have no secrets and I tell no lies! That means Frederica is totally incredible, right?
Fufufu Just as expected of an idol!
>>5855599
Wh-what are you doing?
>>5855670
you better be doing vampy boi
>>5855648
Me, which was a bit silly.
>>5855660
No they aren't, come on now, come out Daddy.
>>5855668
>claps for the lady
Good for you.
>>5855614
You can start by holding your breath until I tell you otherwise. I have to go now, but when I get back I expect you to still be holding your breath, plebeian. Farewell.
>>5855630
Teehee, I didn't know I'd be that cute! I already like you, little girl. If you ever need any help, you can count on me.
>>5855645
Well, I guess that's fine. As long as you realise that I am the cutest of all idols.
Now how can I help a fan of mine, would you like an autograph, or maybe take a cute picture together?
>>5855674
But we're just friends anon...
>>5855676
Don't worry! I know that one day you'll end up being even more incredible than I am!
>>5855679
Holding my breath? But if I do that, that means I'll end up-- Wait, I get it now!
>Exhales between her palms and holds them together
Got it! Got it! I got it! Byebyebye for now, "big brother". Fufufu~
>>5855676
C-Cant
Class
S-Sorry
>>5855681
Oh thank you, if I ever have help, I'll call.
>>5855685
I'll count on it, you're incredible-ness.
>>5855707
Oh, pay attention now, so you can get a good paying job.
>>5855681
Can Fre-chan take a picture with Sachi-chan, and then get her to sign it? Wait, I'll give you an autograph too!
>>5855676
Right...guess I shouldn't be one to judge.
>tfw you will never marry Kamina, raise Ruby together, adopt a pet dog, and grow old together and die on the same day
feels bad man
>>5855753
When you host it
>>5855771
Don't forget the part where Kamina is a wifebeater and a child predator.
>plays ice cream truck music to lure out the lurkers
>>5855790
>>5855763
Hey it's not true, it was just rumors, I mean he did have a thing for smaller, younger women, but that doesn't mean he did it to his own kid.
>>5855790
I wan ise crem
>>5855783
Shouldn't it be childbeater and wife predator?
>>5855814
Both.
>>5855720
Don't mention it. I don't like to admit it, but you're kinda cute too.
>>5855750
Mhm, of course! But you have to keep the picture, it's for you.
>she extends her arm with her cell phone and moves and arm around the girl, then makes a V sign with her fingers
Cute pose now!
>>5855790
ICE CREEEEEEEEEEAM!
>>5855845
...Feh.
>Sulks away.
>>5855783
id let kamina beat on me desu
>>5855831
Why thank you, hope you have a nice day.
>>5855882
I want Kamina to giga drill break me
>>5855882
Kamina already beats on me.
>>5855831
One second! Let Frederica prepare for the BIG MOMENT! Fufufufu--
>Starts to fidget around, but a moment later she turns to the mobile with a goofy smile on her face and ready for action
--fufufuFun! Frederica and Sachiko!
>She follows this up with her own V sign
kiss the cutest one here
>>5855801
Right, I'm just gonna go with my gut and stay out of it.
If that's why he's popular, I guess infamous would be a better term.
>>5855913
>kissu
>>5855913
>>5855854
>Kissu
>>5855916
He was popular for other stuff, like leading the people's army in an old war... Though Spike knows more about that than me.
>>5855913
Everyone is so cute here! I can't just choose one, and kissing everyone is impossible!
yukine x aussa
laura x vino
eggman-kun x shadow
tnd x ruby
ocelot x ddd
nonon x izaya
tricky x shion
soviet x kk
hoshi x okabe
sol x ringabel
red x miku
crust x lf
kaito x martin
wiggins x araragi
sophisto x utsutsu
yamato x junko
satou x dean
baron x alma elma
mokou x rin
america x garnet
medusa x shorty
grimes x yuno
cirno x vert
mion x klopp
janus x kuga
stocking x kamina
nepgear x jude
seth x bolin
ramsay x endo
squid girl x hikki
>>5855921
>punchu
>>5855972
>murderu
>>5855931
I, uh...I...oh boy, I..uh...
>tfw I haven't been shitposted in a while
Have I gotten this irrelevant?
How many of you have seen a doctor for a mental issue?
first 24
>>5856016
I had autism guidance when age 10
>>5855897
You too, little girl!
>>5855908
>Click!
>she looks at the photo on her phone screen
Fufu, this will do. Give me one moment, I'll be right back.
>she comes back after a short visit to her studio with a fully developed picture
Now to sign it.
>she thinks for a moment and writes Sachi-chan with a heart on the photo's corner
Here you go! Cute, right?
>>5856016
no but my parents have confronted me multiple times to ask if I need to see a psychologist for depression
>>5855913
I'm not sure if I should consider myself lucky or offended that nobody chose me.
Well it's okay, you will realise it eventually.
>>5856033
You might have a melatonin unbalance.
>>5856052
I dunno, maybe
>>5856001
Kissing is a common thing here, don't worry.
>>5856042
>kissu
>>5856062
You should accept their offer. Maybe they can cure your obcession
>>5856023
Kurumi
>>5856084
And the actual severe depression
>>5856063
I-I will allow it. Geeze.
>>5856023
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>5856016
Did this for this year. I have symptoms of avoidance personality disorder apparently. He says it's not that bad but it can easily get worse.
Reminder that Sachiko gets off to furry.
>>5856088
>hugs the Walnut-Chan
>>5856029
Sachi-chan looks so cute on this picture! Ohh, I almost forgot my autograph!
>She signs the picture too, but her signature ends up covering Sachiko's face on the brand new photo
There!
Wait, this way we can't trade, because it's on the same photo!
>>5856106
The little rascal
>>5856023
Littletale Asgore
>>5856063
I, I see, but I kinda hope Tori doesn't find out about that...
Does Furry Porn actually have 9 secret avatars or is it just a lie to send us in the wrong direction?
>>5856162
It's Nonon.
>>5856106
>>5856117
Liar liar, pants on fire.
>>5856113
>she looks at her covered face for a moment but decides not to say anything
...
I knew this would happen, that's why I said in advance that it's your picture and you can have it.
Or should I go print another copy?
>>5856165
Makes sense, but I want hard proof
>>5856165
It's Kamina.
>>5856184
Nonon is Kamina
BRRRRRRRRR BRRRRRRRRRR BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>5856210
HE IS FAST
>>5856218
EBIN FASTE
[faste bik nois]
>>5856221
You are only going fast in 1 direction
>>5856180
NoNoNo! You can just relax, and let Fre-chan take care of this! I probably have more experience with incidents like this one anyway!
>Without wasting a second to wonder about her plan, she simply rips the picture in half
>Hands one of the pieces to Sachiko
See? I may be an airhead, but even I have my genius moments~!
>The piece that she just handed to her fellow idol is the part with Sachiko's face that was vandalized by her signature
>>5856236
>>5856177
Frederica messed up! But no worries! She is here to fix the mistake!
>>5856236
...
...thanks?
>she tries to read the signature covering her face
Fre...de...rika.
Well I hope you enjoy it.
>>5856016
Got diagnosed for Asperger's same year as my father passed away. Shit sucks.
I, Reigen Arataka, will take 24 of you for a game.
>>5856282
I'll treasure it until the day I forget about it! Joke! It was just a joke! I'll keep this cute autograph of yours safe! But Fre-chan has something to take care of!
Byeeeeee!
>She skips away with the same goofy smile on her face from before
FunFunFun~ Frederica~
>>5856313
Frederica Miyamoto
If someone shows up late, feel free to give them Frederica's spot! Thanks for hosting!
>>5856313
Artoria Pendragon
>>5856314
Alright, see you, fan Frederika
>>5856313
Sachiko Koshimizu
>>5856313
Mike Cutter
>>5856313
Blary
>>5856313
And I, Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing, shall apply for it.
>>5856313
Maki Nishikino
>>5856313
Ringabel
>>5856016
>When I was teensy. People thought I had ADHD. Turns out it was Asperg's.
>>5856313
Gishki Ariel
>>5856313
Koyomi Araragi
>>5856313
fakkuboi
>>5856313
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>5856313
Törbjorn
>>5856313
Peri
>>5856313
Inoji
>>5856313
Sylvie Paula Paula
>>5856349
GUYS, THE REAL IDENTITY OF KOSAKU IS
>>5856352
Kill yourself Tjorb. No one likes you
>>5856356
A qt
>>5856313
Sliver Queen
hihi, HG!
>>5856313
Nigga Rape Train
>>5856313
Waluigi
>>5856361
Mercy and Reinhardt beg to differ boy.
>>5856313
Lord Beerus
>>5856313
Togami Byakuya
>>5856313
Kukri
>>5856313
Rika
>>5856313
Emiya Kiritsugu
>>5856364
>
>>5856399
>slaps
Is courtney/kagari from pokemon ruby taken? I was thinking of playing her.
>>5856412
She is and she constantly wants to analyze us
>>5856313
Rinoa and Angelo
>>5856409
>reveals self
Check it.
Just another default game today. I'm working on a slew of new events before hosting the LISA Games again.
>>5856412
>Only if you count someone using the Generations rendition and kicking the yandere-ness/creepiness up to 11
>And that's only if you count the remake of her.
>>5856411
>Yowl of pain and terror
>>5856426
I always knew you had shit taste
>>5856376
No one likes them either
>>5856430
Oh.
I didn't see you that were the one hosting.
>>5856408
>>5856423
Give her my place.
>>5856430
>Clears throat
If you would.
>>5856344
>>5856423
>>5856430
Thank you for setting the stage for us!
>>5856436
Do my dick a favour and do Aqua Admin Shelly
>>5856341
>kissus the Ringadingdong
>>5856436
Play whatever you want.
>>5856436
>If you feel like, sure.
>>5856430
Fine by me.
>>5856434
Opinion: You are a faggot
>>5856341
>kissu
>>5856449
The fuck are you doing up already?
>>5856456
Opinion: You are a faggot
>>5856441
Let's go. The bloodbath.
>>5856441
Denied because you haven't given me my Honnouji winscreen yet.
>>5856465
>>5856463
Go stuff yourself Kukri! Look at what you made Paula do!
>>5856478
90% win rate my ass. That was terrible.
>>5856465
The first bomb has been detonated.
>>5856452
>>5856460
>He brings the anons into his ever loving embrace, planting a pleasant kiss on their lips
>>5856465
Ready you're not, here I come
>>5856498
That's totally true! This only shows that Paula's worst enemy is herself. Do you only come here to be mean to me?
>>5856507
ayyy, the ringding's back
>>5856465
I don't even know why I bother with these.
>>5856504
HehehAHAHA, come here!
>>5856313
>>5856099
Me
>>5856504
Whoever gave you this stab wounds is an amateur. I can do such better. Just point me at someone and I'll gladly show you how!
>>5856504
Someone doesn't like being chased around.
>>5856524
I'll give you an honorable mention.
>>5856534
CRAP! This is why I was chasing her....
>>5856517
I told you im here for a mission dick for brains,but watching you fail never gets old.
>>5856534
Day 2.
>>5856464
Statement: Your opnion is false, I am a robot.
>>5856565
wow, homophobic much
>>5856551
Don't know what Kukri is laughing about. He will fail as many times as Paula soon!
>>5856504
How could you?!
>>5856559
Enjoy a day of peace.
>>5856592
Why would I do that? Atleast give me a reason to turn you into a delightfully pile of meat and blood ~
>>5856574
Statement: Your assumption is wrong, for I do not fear the gays.
>>5856599
Does "she killed grumpy tank lady" count?
>>5856592
One more death today. There was nearly another, but mercy is a strange thing sometimes.
>Also a question inbetween: Should i speak ''normally'' or in 3rd person when using Peri? I cannot make up my mind.
>>5856580
Watch and learn Paula. Im going to bury these losers you call friends alive hehe
>>5856624
That is worth atleast three daggers straight in the face! Thank you, Anon!
>>5856631
you should speak with your knife
>>5856519
And so I am, I would have preferred a spotlight..
>>5856592
Oh, how I yearn to feel my mothers warm embrace once again, or at least remember what that feels like
>>5856626
His bite is worse than his bark.
>>5856626
>>5856635
Glad to know. Does thievery make four?
>>5856631
>I like the flip-flop. Maybe something based on the emotional state?
>>5856631
Nobody gives a fuck, but playing her the way she is in the game would be the best, no?
>>5856631
>Both.
>>5856633
You can't do that! As bad as he is, Paula doesn't want Kukri to bury himself!
>>5856631
Paula likes to use I when she wants to be serious.
>>5856647
Think about this Blary! Do you really want to do thi-
>>5856666
When are you serious?
>>5856647
Hear my words, Because you're going to regret that!
>>5856647
Someone dies. No idea who.
>>5856666
Nice quads
>>5856631
Some idols prefer to use third person for a cuteness boost. If you're not actually cute, it could have an opposite effect, however.
>>5856647
>>5856666
You can bury that ass in my face hehe.
>>5856636
>>5856649
>>5856656
>>5856657
>>5856666
>The thing is : She speaks first person in the PAL version and third person in the JPN version..so I can get awya with both, I guess? ...
>>5856649
Nohrian law on stealing from a noble is pretty blunt and cool. The sentence is death. Just how I like to return the favoru ~
>>5856702
The Rock does not understand what you mean
>>5856631
Suggestion: This organic (for once) was correct.
>>5856636
>>5856713
Knife speak, best speak.
I get what 1st person and 3rd person is
but can you talk in 2nd person?
How would that work
>>5856715
The... exact opposite of cuteness...
>>5856707
Oh, I can't resist that face.
>pets
>>5856715
Cuuuuute
>>5856724
(You)
>>5856715
Tch, I can't handle too much cuteness...
>>5856689
A little more peace for your troubles.
>>5856678
It happens! But being serious all the time's boring! Why would anyone want that?
>>5856691
They're not nice at all. It makes Paula look like some super devil!
>>5856708
Paula knew that Paula would come around! Where do you want to take this? Paula's game for anywhere!
>>5856724
Paula thinks you can do it somehow. I don't know how you could do it without sounding weird though.
>>5856724
Easily. The person has a mental disorder where they are two people in the same time.
Replace I with you and refer to other people as always in the 3rd person.
>>5856724
2nd is speaking to a subject
ya stupid idiot
>>5856724
It's me, the first person, talking to (You), the secon person, witnessed by Anon (3rd person)
>>5856734
>Nuzzles and lies dowm next to you
>>5856768
It's the feast.
>>5856713
>I'm aware. I have been liking how you have her alternate a bit now and then
Hehehe, I'd be lying if I said I didn't like the concept of revenge lately.
>>5856801
...Goddammit.
>>5856801
Skipped some peace.
Two easily preventable deaths take place.
>>5856772
I don't give a shit where. Here in front of these sad sacks of shit or any where. I just want a piece of that mmm
>>5856801
BAD DOG! BAD BAD BA - Oh..You are pretty cute though. I will forgive you. But next time I'll cut your throat with the same knife you used to kill me. Do we got a deal? ~
>>5856822
Re-what? They take your stuff, you take their life. Seems like a fair deal to me.
>>5856830
Both of today's deaths involve dogs.
>>5856713
>Alternating is fine.
>>5856830
Welcome to MY train Tupac
The villian of the last game you played is now replaced with the avatar you currently use /used last
How does the game change?
>>5856833
Paula lied! She actually dos care! We can't do that here!
>>5856863
>Zombies replaces with Sylvies? That game would be a nightmare
>>5856848
>nods cutely
>>5856850
We're left with two. There's a winner next slide.
I'll accept bets now.
>>5856863
>The Binding of Mobu-kun
>>5856848
Oh, I'm just feeling petty and childish right now, don't mind me.
Neither of our luck's been any good in the games lately, has it?
>>5856851
>>5856833
I'm older than I look.
>>5856863
>Demon God Demigra replaced by Rika
>Uh. Final boss is replaced by a fuckoff huge eye-tank. Actual difficulty of boss is debatable.
>Instead of ruling time she just wants to FIX THE TIMELINE to her own tastes
>>5856851
Ask me if I give a fuck. Go ahead. Ask.
>>5856880
Why the fuck not. Im sure these losers would enjoy watching.
>>5856863
>Nothing at all.
>Seiken Densetsu 3
>>5856887
Who'se a good boy? You are~!
>Scratches behind the ear while feeding it a piece of dried meat
>>5856863
Well I don't really think Fistful of frags or CS:GO has villains, so I guess Ruby would be a replacement for the dragon in Dragon's Dogma... which would be very weird.
>>5856888
Puppy dog eyes prove to be an effective weapon in this final duel.
>>5856797
Hnng. You're going to kill me a second time if you keep this up.
>>5856911
Do you give a fuck you dickless man?
>>5856863
>Rinoa becomes the Azure Knight.
Probably not much. Soul Calibur lore has always been pretty basic
>>5856446
>>5856441
Appreciate ya fa M
>>5856934
The winner.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpiE45VVlf8
Holy Fuck. I am hypervenitlating
>>5856898
What a shame. I like older woman.
>>5856942
No I sure as fuck don't.
>>5856949
Thanks for playing. Here's the placements.
>>5856953
>black protagonists
FUCKING ROCKSTAR YOU RUINED IT
>>5856949
I thank you graciously.
>>5856949
Thanks for hosting
>>5856953
What? what's wrong?
>>5856912
>Breaths excitedly, wagging his tail quickly as you pet him
Hhng~
>>5856938
>Kisses than sleeps
>>5856934
>>5856956
Holy Crud!
Thanks for the game!
>>5856934
That is one clever dog....
>>5856955
...And I did just say "older than I look". But not THAT much older.
>>5856953
Bah, old west, who cares?
>I'm sad I never got a proper chance to play those games.
>>5856949
Congrats, little dog. And thanks for the show.
>>5856957
>not wanting to roleplay based Django
>>5856911
Eeeee... Paula really wants to but she also doesn't! Where would she even kiss your face?
>>5856949
You did it! Great job winner and paula thanks you for hosting!
>>5856956
Thank you for hosting.
>>5856863
So Isaac has to fight me? That sounds both traumatic AND thematic
>tfw you want to respond ooc to something but try to keep a good rp reputation, so you greentext and then make some IC stuff up
>>5856998
You playing binding of Isaac?
>>5856953
>Wanting to play Django and the White Devil video game
Trash
>>5856953
Red Dead Magnificent 7.
>>5857001
>a good rp reputation
>>5857001
Join the party, Anon, one of us, one of us.
>>5857006
>implying I give a fuck about race
>>5856973
You can be a 100 for all i give a damn. I dont fuck school girls. Especially prudish bitches like you.
>>5856981
Let's skip the foreplay and get right into the action.sexy.
>>5856968
You won! Good doggie! Your master must be very happy to have you around!
>>5856898
Too many people get killed without ME cutting them apart here. I want to be the one that gets to hear their dying screams!
>>5857023
I'm not prudish, I'm disinterested, and I'm sure as hell not a "schoolgirl", I blasted past anything you can be taught in schools.
>>5857026
And I can't get any work done or get any better at swinging around swords if I keep getting butchered in the first day. Sucks to be us, huh?
Test.
>>5857023
Wha wha what? Just what kind of girl do you take me for?
>>5857020
I try to sympathize with that point of view but I can't condone this bullshit whites are evil narrative that's undoubtedly going to be furthered through this game.
>>5857001
post ur ava m8
>>5857086
>No you're not.
>>5857056
Do me a solid and blast your own fucking head off will you?
>>5857064
One who is a fucking animal in bed.
>>5857056
But I like being Peri. And I bet you like being a snarky, foul mooded inventor lady!
Will the game be here anytime soon?
>>5857004
Yes. Obviously not christian material, but I am glad to see a developer who knows it well. Most just pin it on, "my evil organized church" without understand the context or how grim the truth of the bible is. If I have to see an insulting game I want it done with actual effort and knowledge of my faith and despite this developers love for the frankly disgusting and vile, I can say he has done a great job at it.
>>5857093
Try and make me.
>>5857099
Normally? Sure I am. But lately I've been wishing I could be someone else. I'd damn well reshape the definition of myself if it would get me to achieve some goals of mine by now.
>>5857093
That's one of the best things Paula's heard all week! But doing that right now's just boring. Having a date would make it more fun!
>>5857114
Nobody knows! That's part of the fun!
Soon™
>>5857137
...You talk funny. Have you been banging your head against a wall one time too many?
>>5857184
No, I'm just sad as all hell and bad at putting my thoughts to words. Sorry, it's just a mental thing.
...Besides, at this point I don't actually think smashing my head would do anything like that.
>>5857141
>touches puff
Well, now this is a much better UID count.
>>5857258
host a 24 for us pls <3
>>5857222
Do what I do when I feel sad - Find a couple of bad people and kill them all! SWOOOOSH! THWACK! RIIIIIIIIIIIP! You should use your metal ball thingies to kill lots and lots and loooooots of bad people! You'll love it, trust me!
>>5857254
A pervy ghost!
>she swats the things hands
Don't touch there! Whatever there is!
>>5857269
I'd rather host a 36, if you'll let me.
>>5857271
Metal ball thingies? What?
It's just not my style to take my stress out with violence, typically, I just like making things. But there's a hole in my heart that just can't be filled, and it's tearing itself apart.
>>5857282
We've probably got enough.
>>5857275
IT WASN'T ME
>>5857297
New thread do you think?
>>5857320
Try thinking for yourself for once.
>>5857320
Always a new thread my man
>>5857320
Obviously.
>>5857327
>He's been hankering for a 36 for a day or two.
>>5857137
>>5857297
Are you realising a certain something?
>>5857315
A likely story! Why do you always appear to perv on Paula?
>>5857329
Excuse me for trying to cater to your needs.
>>5857332
>>5857338
You got it. One moment please.
>>5857315
Your "tsun" is showing again yukine. Lower the tone.
>>5857344
I don't! You just mentioned ghost!
>>5857339
That depends. What the hell do you think I'm realizing?
>>5857363
Ghost is just something Paula use when people don't show their face. But you coming out of nowhere just proves that you did it!
>>5857371
I don't know, maybe that being a boyish girl in a tank will never 'fill the hole in your heart'?
>>5857371
>>5857387
And I forgot the most important part:
That I was right all along.
>>5857297
Hole in your heart? Someone stabbed you there? LET ME AT THEM! I'LL SHOW THEM HOW TO PERPERLY PUNCTURE SOMEONE'S HEART!
>>5857361
But it really wasn't me!
>>5857386
I'm being honest that I didn't!