HG thread
Winner next slide
>>5837281
People have a tendency to take things literally here. He should know they don't play instruments...
>>5837256
And even if they did, that would never happen. I'm there for the music! There's no way I'd ogle some guy I don't really know!
>>5837259
I never really go anywhere alone.
>>5837296
Oh god! I didn't mean to do that!
>Drops bloody knife
Oh jeez! My life is over if I get-
>Starts digging
No! Not like this!
>Tries to push man in hole
>Too heavy
>Uses a branch to lever him in
>Hole is too shallow
>Spends all day throwing a mountain of dirt on him
>Places flowers on top.
There... That should... hold out for a few days...
>>5837314
Graveyard?! What graveyard?!
O-oh, you mean late at night... phew!
>>5837323
Right. Of course you wouldn't! W-What perv would do that?
>>5837350
Congrats
>>5837350
Thanks for hosting.
>>5837350
>>5837345
T-he dragon becomes me!
>>5837350
>>5837360
I knew you could do it! I don't wanna see you doubting yourself again!
>>5837372
Thanks for hosting mate
>>5837372
Thank you for hosting.
>>5837357
>>5837369
>>5837372
Not for a while! I hope!
Thank you for hosting!
>>5837372
Thanks for hosting
Maybe if I go to sleep, I trick myself into thinking killing three people was just a dream...
There we go...
>>5837372
Thank you for hosting
Oyasumi! Thank you for your support, Ristu!
Lets hope we won't have to deal with each other in the arena one day.
>Clicks lights off
>>5837418
>Kisses on forehead.
>>5837372
Thanks, man.
>>5837413
No problem. I could tell you needed it.
I don't plan on it!
>>5837418
Night, Mio!
>>5837429
Hey, not while she's sleeping.
>>5837433
With a forehead like that, I'd think you would know a thing or two about goodnight kisses.
>>5837447
She probably wouldn't want the last memory of the day to be a kiss from a random stranger.
>>5837472
>says the sloot who fucked a stranger in her bed last night
oh yeah
I saw
>>5837493
When you host it, freeloader.
>>5837493
Six hours. We're all on coffee break.
>>5837495
...I should go.
>makes like a tree and leaves
>>5837493
I would but I'm still writing my events.
>>5837528
>>5837357
Congrats, girl. And thanks for the show.
Eh, I might update the code one event at a time I guess. First I better see how many people are here.
Come out of hiding.
>>5837569
I don't want to. Tank-Chan is scaring me.
>>5837569
Koichi is here.
>>5837569
Here
>>5837569
>>5837569
Still here, if you're wondering.
>>5837583
What'd I do?
>>5837569
Still here.
>>5837599
BEING TOO ADORABLE!
>>5837569
Yee
>>5837569
Just got here dude.
>>5837615
yo me too bro
sicknasty dude
If you're 25 or over and browsing HG, I don't know what to say.
>>5837638
>tfw 24
U-Uh....
>>5837607
...Weirdo.
>>5837640
We're safe dude. For now
Only 15 other UIDs? Dangit. I wanted to host a 36.
>>5837648
Kek.
>>5837648
Fuck off and stop impostoring lenny
>>5837638
Dead hours Len,
>>5837648
You can allow duplicates if you want.
>>5837648
Just do 24 my dude
>tfw no Mugi ava
>>5837657
>takes 20 minutes to do a simple roll call
Nope. It's definitely Lenny.
>>5837622
Tubular, my amigo!
Du-u-u-u-ude, slammin' dubs there!
>>5837648
I might as well join.
>>5837638
Crap. Now what?
>>5837671
I'd like to, but I really must host a 36. I think I'll work on my events until a more opportune time arises. Apologies.
>>5837706
>kissu
>>5837708
>kissu
>>5837708
LF I I ....
>Kissu
>>5837727
kys
+1
>>5837727
>LF
Its really quite in here.
>>5837753
Quite
>>5837758
fat
>>5837760
>>5837758
my mistake sorry, sometimes i forget how to english.
What do you think hoshi is doing?
>>5837771
Stop being obsessed, Yukine.
>>5837760
thicc*
>>5837771
Sleeping
>>5837771
Getting whiped in the rice farms
>>5837771
Sleeping
>>5837777
*obcessed
>>5837771
Paving streets for Junko to walk on
Morning
>>5837828
Morning.
>>5837828
What the hell?
>>5837714
Go away. I didn't say you could kiss the cute Sachiko.
>>5837868
Thank god. I'm happy that I found the not cute Sachiko.
>kissu
I wanna die
>>5837868
>>5837911
I suggest doin' it in the name of allah with those digits your rockin'.
>>5837943
>>5837943
but that will never fly...
>>5837895
>slaps
My cute self is right here!
>>5837906
>>5837913
Good thing your fake image skills are really bad. And you should feel bad too.
WHY YOU DO?
>>5837777
suddenly dead
>>5838141
>suddenly
>>5837996
Oh and... I didn't mean to slap you. I might have overreacted a bit.
>>5838141
It's always dead around here during the weekend. Much like Dojima's Wife
>>5838207
Or Yosugay's waifu.
You're in the club and this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass.
What do you do?
>>5838194
Too late. I will find a different idol who appreciates her fans.
>>5838207
It picks up later in the day.
Guys I have a crazy big zit on my right leg
>>5838249
Rigged
>>5838249
A threesome obviously
>>5838263
That sound fuckin' gross, man. Post pics.
>>5838263
It's probably a cyst
>>5838249
Slap his girlfriend's ass
>>5838249
decapitation with a punch desu
>>5838249
Let him fuck her and beg him to let me watch.
>>5838234
They're as dead as this place.
>>5838249
Give him a kissu
>>5838259
That doesn't change my statement
>>5838249
Powerbomb him in front of my kids to show dominance
>>5838258
Then I will just find a more loyal fan.
Oh wait, I already have those.
>>5838249
Ask when he will finally become a good wrestler.
>>5838249
Become his girlfriend. Is that an option?
>>5838342
great wrestlers can't turn into good wrestlers
>>5838371
But to become a great wrestler, a bad wrestler has to become good first.
>>5838384
Amazing wrestlers dont have to become great though
>>5838384
some are just great to begin with
What is the most complex thing you've ever worked on?
>>5838249
Good thing I have a wife.
>>5838450
My Motives
>>5838450
Girls
>>5838450
my hunger games' rp
>>5838450
The Hydraulic system of an HH-60G Pavehawk
>>5838450
>Master Grade MS-06J Zaku II Ground Type ver. 2.0
>>5838450
Back 2 /g/, baka
>>5838450
The exhaust of a Yamaha FZ-6R
>>5838450
cake
First 24
>>5838535
Wait no, its finding the veins of a 43 year old obese blac man for an IV
>>5838560
Colonel
>>5838560
Sha
>>5838560
Senshougahara
>>5838560
Rinoa and Angelo
>>5838560
Eggman-kun
>>5838560
Bigby Wolf
>>5838560
Inoji
>>5838560
Nymph
>>5838560
Junpei Iori
>>5838560
Tony hawk
>>5838560
Reigen Arataka
>>5838560
meme expert
>>5838560
Mikoto
>>5838560
Maki Nishikino
>>5838560
Hanamaru
>>5837684
>>5838560
Viktor Nikiforov
>>5838560
Alice
>>5838560
Sachiko Koshimizu
>>5838560
Gamon Yuuta
>>5838560
Giorgi Marcano
>>5838560
Capra Demon
>>5838560
Rika
>>5838450
my fucking game
>>5838450
my dick
>>5838560
Yukine
>>5838560
Lord Beerus
>>5838450
>my body
>>5838560
Lyrebird
>>5838560
Check it!
>>5838741
He's not even a real colonel
What up!
>>5838741
Give my spot to the stray cat right here >>5838720
>>5838741
I accept this challenge.
>>5838750
Boy ain't you evah heard of a Kentucky Colonel?
>>5838754
Hey Pac, what's good?
>>5838764
Never ever, and I don't want to, it sounds ridiculous
>>5838741
Looks good to me, kid.
>>5838754
nigger is that you?
>>5838741
is going to be a quick game
START!
>>5838773
Not much, son, just chillin.
>>5838776
Nah, it's another nigga.
>>5838795
Are you now a britfag?
>>5838791
Day 2!
>skipped peace
>>5838809
Where's my gold? Where is it?!
>>5838804
Wouldnt go that far, i just live here.
>>5838809
Night 2!
>>5838842
Makaveli
>>5838842
hows brexit?
>>5838844
Night 3!
>>5838809
...gald?
>>5838844
Wow, this must be a conspiracy. But that won't stop me!
>>5838866
Thank you, Producer-san. You're the best.
>>5838866
Day 4!
>>5838879
Listen here! I'll be out doing stuff, when I get home, you better have prepared a good lunch
>>5838879
Night 4!
>>5838902
Night 5!
>>5838915
The feast!
>>5838934
Night 6
>>5838922
Couldn't be easier
>>5838934
I'm getting richer and richer
>>5838939
We're only 4 left, and tomorrow you'll not be here anymore
>>5838939
Night 9!
>>5838856
Yep
>>5838858
Wont really affect me, i was here before it.
>>5838958
>>5838950
Hehe
>>5838958
The winner is...
>>5838974
Mission complete
>>5838974
SHA!
Congrats!
>>5838974
You'll want to edit that first event to say spares
>>5838959
Cool. Dumb question but where were you born?
>>5838959
fair enough stay safe out there my man
>>5838985
Congratulations old man Ocelot!
>>5838991
Thank you very much for hosting Colette!
>>5838991
Thanks for hosting Colette, keep the good work
>>5839020
>image
>>5838997
>Eastern Europe, Romania
>>5838998
You too, my nigga.
>>5839020
>>5839010
>>5839031
It wasn't that hard anyway
>>5839033
>Cheeki Breeki. Woo
So how are you?
>>5839049
That's what she said.
>>5839069
>he*
>>5839055
>I have no idea what that means
Good, good. Just chillin and killing time.
>>5839083
Ha, GAAAAAAYYYY
>>5839029
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>5839085
>guy has 100 law degrees but doesn't know what cheeki breeki means
>>5839093
You're a bit late
SHHHIIEEEEETTT, GOT MA MUTHA FUCKIN LAW DEGREE N' SHIET
>>5839121
HOL UP
>>5839085
>is slav
>he not know Cheeki Breeki
Good. What's been going on with you?
>>5839107
He is western spy
>>5839129
SO YOU BE SAYIN'
>>5839143
WE WUZ LAWJERS AN SHIT?
>smacks lips
>>5839143
*smacks lips
WE WUZ LAWYERS N SHIET
>>5839121
Bolin, i swear to god imma come to Ireland and stuff a leprechaun and his pot of gold up yo arse.
>>5839156
>>5839154
You guys are great
>>5839121
>>5839129
>>5839143
>>5839154
>>5839156
I love this meme
>>5839247
WE WUZ OBCESSED AN SHIIIIIIT
>>5839247
nice rp
>>5839247
stop being obbessed
I don't get the obcessed meme
>>5839295
Hoshi types "obsessed" as "obcessed" or something like that
>>5839036
And now.
do you have a image that only shows your face and shoulders?
>>5839415
Huh, kinda quiet today.
>>5839500
Shut up
>>5839139
Romanians aren't necessarily slavic bro
I wanna fucking die.
>>5839506
No, you shut up!
>>5839436
Here
it was hard to do because the full body image has the same color like the background
>and yes i cut your arm because of that problem
>>5839541
So what? Are you homophobic or something?
>>5839553
What did you just say?
>>5839564
It's okay, I still like it very much, thank you!
>>5839500
Good. How are you comrade
>>5839550
Ok thanks for tip
>>5839565
>throws baguette
>>5839500
yep. but sometimes is good
>>5839579
HON HON HON
>>5839588
HON HON HON WE EAT SNAILS HON HON EIFEL TOWER
>>5839139
>Mate, we're of latin descent not slavic.Our ancestors were the dacs and the romans, our language has a latin base with french, turkish, slav, italian influences.
Not much, son.
>>5839579
Why are you doing this? You're just wasting food...
>>5839600
>Just Eastern Europe set me off a bit. Sorry
comfy hours a go?
>>5839600
Took you 25mins to google that shit?
>>5839565
I said, uh...I...uh...I said...
Nothin'...
>>5839578
I'm feelin' awesome! How are you, Mr. Human?
>>5839583
I guess, yeah.
>>5839617
After I finish brewing my coffee, yes.
>>5839627
Going well too.
>>5839618
>Nah, i was smoking. Saw his reply late. I dont need to google my country;s history.
>>5839624
>It's so common here that it doesn't feel anything
>>5839627
Then shut up.
>>5839633
you little faggot
>kyssu
>>5839617
Today's just a cozy Sunday, a rainy one too.
>>5839643
Compared to the ''baguettes'' I can get here? Yes, yes it IS godtier.
>>5839643
(Hey, are you actually french? Can you read my filename?)
>>5839670
something about baguettes and refugees
>>5839670
>in these hard times, I wanted to tell you my sincere condolences
>>5839662
>Poor you
>>5839637
That's awesome!
>>5839643
>Grumbles to self.
>>5839295
>not getting post ironic memery
>>5839747
Your life is a meme
So. Anybody gonna hosta new game?
>>5839772
Mr. Obama, Barack if I may, why aren't you working a loophole to get reelected? I'm going to miss you.
>>5839758
Why did the goth vibe have to die out?
>>5839780
Nah.
>>5839780
Once I finish doing some stuff yeah
>>5839730
Who are you kid?
>>5839780
Hopefully soon.
>>5839758
"We offer you all our affection and support during these hard moments. We think dearly of you and your family and we address our sincerest condolences."
Ocelot ain't the only frenchfag around here miss.
>>5839821
I sure as hell don't. You try leading a country full of overweight ungrateful babies.
How is everyone today?
>>5839845
You should cook for your old lady.
>>5839828
(I-i don't actually know much of other goths, other than Lenore, ask someone else)
>>5839873
>steals pocky
>>5839873
not Soviet
>>5839873
Trying to fuck Ophelia in the ass next door. You?
>>5839873
I am well, what about you, Madame?
>>5839873
Relaxing, it's nice and rainy, sweet nature's music to my ears.
>>5839873
Ayyy
>>5839845
I'm Asgore, king of all monsters, but you can call me Gorey if you like!
>>5839873
Awesome! And you?
>>5839881
You could've just asked for it.
>>5839883
Neither am I.
>>5839893
I'm doing fine. Good luck with that.
>>5839895
I'm good. Your hair reminds me of someone.
>>5839899
Ooh, that sounds comfy. I wish it would rain more often where I'm from.
>>5839907
Ayy?
>>5839873
Alright. Had stroganoff for lunch
>>5839876
I made stroganoff
>>5839772
>whines, cries, and shitposts about (You)s
>calls me the meme
>>5839862
(Neet)
>>5839924
I could be worse. You're a goat.
>>5839933
Don't talk to me.
I assume it's alright for me to host a default game? My current code is going through some changes.
>>5839925
If I may ask, who?
>>5839951
go right ahead.
>>5839924
You are a nice monster. Word of advice, don't fight humanity now unless you have resistance to radiation that makes Chernobyl look like a garden
>>5839947
I am sorry for getting involved... Please...
>>5839925
Just my way of greeting people. How are ya doing?
>>5839933
>>5839947
Feed her the goods, nevermind she hates your guts now good job. Hi Setsuna-chan~
>>5839951
No games is better than default
>>5839925
Haha, it's not so bad, you don't have to worry about leaky roofs or anything.
>>5839969
>Pushes back into the ocean
>>5839972
kys
>>5839972
kill yourself
>>5839972
kys
>>5839939
Shhh. No morr projecting. Just embrace the fact that you are worlds first living,breathing,walking meme.
>>5839972
eat shit
>>5839969
I want to get killed in Syria
>>5839947
I, uh...yeah, yeah I am, kinda.
>>5839964
Cher-what now?
>>5839972
Yeah, no.
Entry thread soon.
>>5839972
responding to fit in
>>5839951
That would be nice.
>>5839957
My liege, Lady Hinoka. She's really smart and strong.
>>5839964
I don't want to talk to you right now.
>>5839966
I'm alright. How are you?
>>5839969
Hi.
>>5839973
I guess you're right. It's still nice sometimes.
>>5840006
Uh huh.
...baaaa.
>>5840001
http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/5831147/#q5831383
>>5839973
>flies overhead, dropping dozens of small metal crates near you
>>5840006
Broken nuclear factory that is deadly to all life
>>5840015
Please don't hate me...
>>5840015
Doing pretty well, thanks for asking
>>5840040
>>5840040
>>5840040
>>5840016
This place is about the games, not the RP.
>>5839992
>just saying what you do
>projecting
I don't think you know what that means
also
>Descartes posting