Hunger Games Thread (HG)
>>5835074
No. That's not happening. No damn way in hell.
>>5835098
She's not susceptible to them, either....
And what truth's there to tell? I already have said everything!
>>5835058
>Yeah. They've pretty much animated the first three arcs of the first series already.
>This OVA's presenting the 4th arc which is considered the hallmark of Baki the Grappler.
>>5835056
Nah. Keep it. I like it. Quit pushing it man, I ain't that much.
>>5835114
Who knows? I haven't even tried, yet; all it takes is a small push for something to work, you know.
Oh, my God-- You HAVEN'T said everything! Tell her why she has no reason to be feeling this way! She is Peймy! She's the shrine maiden that's done countless things I don't know of! Tell her the brutal truth, the truth that makes her feel bad for even being this way - if you can do that to Alfred countless times, you can do that to Peймy!
>>5835098
I'll make sure to come up with more strange questions then, got to keep you on your feet.
>>5835099
Hm... I suppose for someone other than a human... A dry ice cube?
>>5835117
Buy even you know that for a regular guy you do a lot of not so normal things.
>>5835138
Please, I'm already on my feet! These questions are quite hard for me to answer, you know; I've been on my feet ever since you asked me who my crush was! It's quite... You know, It's quite embarrassing to even ask that!
>>5835098
>"Call me BK or Breado, I don't mind at all. I was struck to the idea of just, simply calling each other Narrators. I've been doing great, I've been faring well. Those white chocolate pretzels ain't gonna eat themselves now, will it? "
>>5835138
Yeah no. Not going to happen.
>>5835136
She just doesn't care.
And I have, dammit! It just...bounces off.
>>5835138
I go to school just like everyone else, I shop for grocery's just like everyone else and I read manga in my spare time? What's not normal about me? I'm more then just a fleshy bag of refined muscles Kaito.
>>5835138
By Azura, by Azura, by Azura! It's the Grand Champion! I can't believe it's you! Standing here! Next to me!
>>5835151
>The narrator nods, wondering what he should call himself. "Since I used a picture of Austria as the representation of me... Call me Roderich. Calling each other 'Narrator' makes us all sounds the same. And I don't think I've ever had pretzels like those, actually; if I can be nosy for a sec, where'd you get 'em from?"
>>5835163
And she WILL care by the time I'm done with her.
Well, you haven't tried hard enough, have you? Honestly, I KNOW that if you tried hard enough, she'd get to work, but it seems like I'll have to do the job for you, won't I?
>VODKA~!
>Snoring noises
>>5835185
Sleep somewhere else, genius.
>>5835176
Oh, shut it! It always winds down to talking in circles like this.
>>5835148
Haha, I know I know, it's just training is all, but it's late, I'm going to head back now.
>>5835162
Yeah, I figured you'd say that, where would I get dry ice from anyway? Maybe I'll figure in out tonight, cya Maria.
>>5835166
I have more questions for you though... Though I'll have to ask another day, goodnight Baki.
>Goodnight everyone.
AAAAAAGH! HEEEEEHHHHH!
>>5835174
Sorry little guy, idols gotta rest too, I'm trusting you to hold down the fort while I'm gone.
>>5835193
>More snoring noises
>>5835193
That's because it's the truth. You're stubborn, so do what you do best and insult the absolute hell out of Peймy. It'll get her back to work.
>>5835195
...At times, I forget you are a robot. The laugh seems so mechanical... Farewell, Kaito! Have a good rest!
>>5835176
> I close my eyes but realized, why am I writing that down when I really didn't. Heh. "Nah. That I'd be rude of me, I'll just use Kenji's body for now. So yeah! I'd usually get them from select groceries, bodegas or CVS n' alike. I love getting my hands on any chocolate coated product really. I'd could careless about the brand, as long as it's decent."
>>5835207
>Throws an empty soda can
>>5835210
...Assuming she actually takes offense. Which by no means is a certainty.
>>5835195
Later, Kaito.
>>5835174
Hello fellow adoring fan!
>>5835222
>The soda can bonks the lazy shrine maiden on the head.
Ow...
>Opening her eyes slowly, she looks at the can then at the person that thrown it.
Oh, it's you again... morning, I think.
>>5835212
>The narrator simply shrugs at the action. Is it breaking the fourth wall by acknowledging it? Are we actually breaking the fourth wall by having the narrators talk to each other? Who knows?
>"I don't think we have any of those things where I come from, I'll be honest with you. Chocolate covered pretzels aren't all too common here in New Zealand, so forgive me if I'm confused on a few topics."
>>5835222
Please, it'll get her feeling worse, which will make her do something about it. If it gets to the point of her becoming a slob just because she thinks she's inferior...
>He brings out his faucet, tracing the outline a bit.
I'll have a lot of work to do, дa? I have hope for her, but it is a very real possibility.
>>5835228
Hello other fellow adoring fan! Have you've been worshiping your Champion lately?
>>5835230
Oh, it's you again. Hi, sleeping beauty.
...Did you seriously not move from where you passed out?
>>5835233
She doesn't take offense. She just...never gets angry. It's infuriating.
>>5835237
I have! She's right here! >>5835243
>>5835198
>throws blanket over head
>>5835243
An unmovable object meets an unstoppable force, дa? Do one of two things; inflate her ego, or just say it bluntly. Show her what will happen if she keeps being this way, even if it won't mean a thing in the end.
>>5835243
I passed out? Oh... I did. Welp, that's a shame. Oh well, i'll just go back to sleep again, no big deal.
>With that, the shrine maiden goes back to sleep with out a care in the world.
>>5835255
Oh, whatever...at least I woke her up now. That's an improvement, I gue-
>>5835256
>This time, she throws a full one.
CUT IT OUT!
>>5835233
>Well it could be? I think? Could I just be breaking the 5th wall for acknowledging myself. Nah. "Yeah. We're like culturally... separate... so to put, I don't know. Bah. That's okay. I bet you guys have stuff that are exclusive to you. It's pretty obvious that I'm American! But we're anglo-buddies, so why should that matter?"
>>5835263
AHHH!
>She gets up, covered in soda.
What the heck was that for!? I just want to sleep!
>>5835266
>breaking the 5th wall
There is no 5th wall
You mean breaking the 4th wall
>>5835250
Woah! She's quite a marvelous spectacle. My champion's off to sleep >>5835195.
>>5835268
What have you done these past MONTHS that wasn't sleep!? Even the flower youkai would be sick of it by now!
>>5835271
>No duh m8, don't mind me and my mindless ramblings.
>>5835263
I do not know if I should try to help you with her, my friend. It all seems like you have it under your control, but...
>
As I have said many times before, I will be happy to help you if you want me to.
>>5835266
>Who knows? Not you, not me, not even God himself would know at this point. Is there a narrator for the narrator, or is the narrator still narrating himself?
>"Oh, do we! L&P, frozen Cokes at McDonalds, things like those make me proud to be a Kiwi at times. It's pretty sweet being a New Zealander. However, it wasn't exactly the best choice being America if I know next-to-nothing about it..."
>drops the sky on everybody
>>5835283
Flower youkai... uh... you mean Yuuka right?
>She sits back down on the floor, covered in soda.
Gah, couldn't you have thrown water at me instead? This stuff gets sticky when it dries.
>>5835288
I'm gonna have to at least try, now aren't I? I just hope she actually listens.
>>5835301
Yeah, her. I'm surprised you even know what that stuff is. I don't even carry water on me.
...Answer the question, dammit!
>>5835263
>>5835278
Here's an idea I say, let us watch my champion until your champion returns then we'all watch him and bask in his glory as well!
>>5835306
Of course, Rika. You're capable of doing things that I cannot, so you'll surely have this under control, дa? She'll listen if you give her a reason; appeal to emotion and she'll be interested in what you have to say. I'm smart like that.
i v e s e e n g o d
a n d i s h o t h i m
ha i l
>>5835288
>Only time will tell. "Frozen Cokes sound cool! Is L&P similar to a Malt? I loved Malt as a kid. I used my googling powers to figure it out L&P. A lemon soda? Right?"
>>5835320
hail
>>5835309
That sounds like an excellent idea other adoring fan, well let's hop to it. Akatosh isn't going to worship her floor himself!
>>5835263
Golly, you're the best! I'm going to follow you and watch you and worship the ground you walk on! Let's go!
So we're dead now I'm guessing?
>>5835321
>The narrator shrugs it off, looking at the script once more. "Well, they're basically like Coke slushies - I think that's what they're called over in America. L&P is basically like a lemon soda, yes. 'World Famous in New Zealand' is the motto they have, and for good reason, too. The one of most iconic symbols for New Zealand - I love being a Kiwi at times."
>>5835306
>As the engineer girl talks, the shrine maiden is being preoccupied by her own thoughts.
("Have I really been sleeping here the whole time? Wow... I must've had a really good rest. Hmmm... I should go back to sleep again. Whatever she's talking about couldn't be too important.")
>She looks back at the engineer girl, waving her right hand at her.
Yeah, yeah. Could you save it some other time... I want to sleep again.
>She lays own her right side, and puts a hand on her head, slowly dozing off again.
>>5835309
Don't.
>>5835332
I SAID DON'T!
>>5835316
Like I said, all I can do is hope. She's dug herself in to this hole, all I can do is throw down a rope and hope she takes it.
...If only she could fly.
>She laughs weakly.
>>5835333
Eh. For the moment, at least.
>>5835336
NO!
>She stomps over, and grabs a hold of Reimu's robes, tugging as hard as she can
STOP IT, DAMMIT!
>>5835343
>The shrine maiden didn't mind the tugging of her robes. It doesn't bother in the least as she gets another nice rest.
>>5835343
>Ivan sighs, a tired expression on his face.
Ah, statements like those aren't really all too humorous if I know what you're referring to, Rika. I commend you for trying to make humour out of a situation like this, but...
...I had a few words I was going to say in order to give you motivation, but I believe that Amelia has already said them. Do you wish for me to say them, anyway?
>>5835343
Doesn't seem so for you right now, you've got plenty of fans from the looks of it.
>>5835361
Sarcasm's like half of what I do, I guess. And I've got a few ideas as to what you mean, soo...yeah. Whatever.
>>5835354
....
>She lets out a long, slow breath, then takes another one in, leans over, and screams at the top of her lungs.
>Speaking of which, she also has quite the ability to hold it.
>>5835362
The blonde people creep me out, actually.
>>5835388
They're just your adoring fans, they seek your approval and wish to worship you like a god.
I'd say let them.
>>5835388
No, that was not sarcasm. That was... That was cruel irony, I believe. Or was it foreshadowing? Bah, this old man forgets too many things nowadays. Before I know it, I'll be forgetting names...
"I'll take a chance and turn the tables, I'll do something."
>>5835388
Blonde you say? We can chance our hair color to any color that pleases you oh great champion!
>>5835388
>The loud screaming doesn't affect the lazy shrine in the least. Snoring through it all.
>>5835398
NO, JUST GO AWAY!
>>5835394
I say they're freaky and they probably have an ulterior motive!
>>5835396
Bah, you knew what I mean.
And hell, I've at least got to try, don't I?
>>5835406
>After a moment, she stops, and stares while trying to catch her breath. She tenses up, and reaches to pinch the shrine maiden's nose shut, covering Reimu's mouth with the other.
>>5835254
>*Muffled screeching*
I'LL FADE AWAY AND CLASSIFY MYSELF AS _____
>>5835416
Speed Wagon
>>5835409
The proper terminology is always needed in a conversation, Rika.
You must try to do it, Rika. Repeat that mantra to yourself whenever you're in a situation like this, and before you know it, you'll be performing miracles at the drop of a hat, дa?
>>5835424
Sometimes you just don't feel like it.
Hah! I'm no actual miracle-worker. Leave that to the priestesses. And I've got my own mantras to keep me going as it were.
...Even so, she really is deadset on doing nothing but sleeping.
>>5835335
>mfw when my internet toke a shit on itself.
>"Yeah - Quite often I'd mix ice-cream with soda. Soda slushies sound cool, there's some in 7-11 -- is the texture different or something? I don't really know."
>>5835409
My friend has a good point you know, I could always chance my hair and have long gracious locks like you oh great grand champion.
>>5835450
Who knows, who cares? I am merely an old man looking for clarification.
Whether or not you can legitimately preform miracles is irrelevant; you are Rika. Although the odds have been against your favour multiple times, you spit in its face and trudged on. Mantras are merely placebos in the grand scheme of things.
...So she is a narcoleptic, too? Just slap her once, she'll wake up.
>>5835457
>The narrator waves it off, laughing to himself. "Don't worry, BK - it happens to the best of us. I've never liked ice cream soda all too much for some reason. As for the different textures... Well, frozen Cokes are basically just ice with coke in it. It's hard to explain without actually giving you one, you know?"
>>5835472
Was I ASKING you to leave!?
>>5835478
It's what I do, I guess. They're not placebos. It's...moral support.
...I tried closing off her airways to jolt her in to waking up. Mind's supposed to flip out when you do that.
>>5835488
We must sacrifice a Zamorak disciple to the justice birb
>>5835478
>"Oh. It's the same dealing, eh, thought there'd be a difference in texture. But that's just naive ole' me! Any who, country club raspberry mixed with ice-cream freaking god tier -- you got any other cool soda's I should know about?"
(Normally, I'd say "Good morning", but it has not been a good fucking morning.)
(I've been awake for 24 hours.)
>>5835497
Well did you Grand Champion!? Oh well. I'll trek across lands far away from here if you need me, but do you need me?
>>5835497
And it is admirable at times. Legitimately, they may not be placebos, but mantras don't do much initially. "I'll take a chance and turn the tables, I'll do something." It's amazing how one of my rivals can say such inspirational words...
Well, that works, too. I am not one to kmow all too much about these things, so please forgive me on my cluelessness on topics such as these.
>>5835508
>"Man, I wish I knew what any of those were. It's a bit sad living in such a secluded country at times; America has many more opportunities than we Kiwis do. As for if there are anymore sodas... Well, no, not really. We're lacking in that department, to be honest."
>>5835513
G-Go to sleep, my friend. Do not come here or else you'll stay up for another five hours.
>>5835513
Amateur.
>>5835513
Go take a nap, my man. There's no point in staying up if you feel like shit.
>>5835498
>DDD/Saki please.
>>5835513
>Get to sleep you doof.
>>5835516
OF COURSE I DON'T!
>>5835518
Others call me obsessed. I don't really find it all that inspirational....
...And I had to stop after a few seconds. She wasn't reacting in the slightest, even screaming didn't do anything. It's like she's just...lost will to live.
>>5835518
>implying this place is "fun" enough to actually sate my boredom for that long
I think I'll pass, though I'll hand out for a while, I guess.
>>5835519
Tell me about it.
>>5835523
I want to, I REALLY want to, but I don't wanna waste half the day sleeping, since if I rested now it's DEFINITELY not gonna be just a nap.
>>5835536
See above.
>>5835518
>"Ah! Well of course! Damn those taste great, bro. They're exclusive in some parts of America. You know how the old saying goes; we're a land of opportunity. Meh. Turn that frown upside down buddy! At least your place is safe from nuclear annihilation -- Ivan wouldn't even dare to bomb your country."
>>5835536
>DDD/Saki please.
>Bzzzzzzzt. You're wrong.
>>5835536
>Not again.
>>5835545
>S-shit. My gripe still stands.
>Plus, my computer's having an increasing tendency to freeze up for 5+ minutes at a time, I was pushing it with that shitty meme game I did the other day.
>>5835543
>You're better off wasting your day than that.
>>5835536
Aw gee! You sure? Okay, well, I'll be hanging around the Arena grounds if you need someone to worship the ground you walk on. Bye!
Jesus Christ. Fuck it, I'm going to bed.
Have fun, everyone.
>>5835557
...Yeah. Have fun with that. Thank fuck....
>>5835566
>Good on you, night.
>>5835536
Hush, Rika. Some people see different things compared to others; don't question why I focus on it.
If she's lost will to live, then just slap her. I've saod it three times already, and you honestly should if she isn't doing a single thing to prove you wrong. Peймy. The same person that has done things, reduced to such a state...
>>5835543
Whatever you wish to do, my friend. I am just concerned for your safety, but don't mind me.
>>5835544
>"Bro, we don't have half the crap they have over in America. Things like, say... I dunno, poptarts? I've never seen them at all during my time in New Zealand, so you guys are pretty lucky there. Would you believe me if I said that New Zealand was KINDA leaning towards Russia's side during the Cold War? Ivan'd probably love to come here someday..."
>>5835566
Exactly. Good night, my friend!
>>5835554
>O-oh.
>Pic not related
>>5835574
>"What about vidya? Y-you guys are at least fortunate to have /v/idya on...r-right?"
Ok, just gonna get this outta the way so I don't do something stupid. Is anyone gonna ava Jack Skellington his Halloween?
>>5835579
>I put way too much effort in to that winscreen to make up for it.
>But yeah, sorry, when this thing is toeing on the edge of exploding at any moment I don't wanna risk it, especially not without improvements.
>>5835574
Yeah. It's just...shameful. And I hate touching people, but I'm sure as hell going to have to, now aren't I?
>>5835596
>"I mean, obviously. We have the games that all the cool nations do. Ape Escape 3? One of my favourite games on the PS2, but let's not get into personal tastes, now. We just don't have the things that America does."
>>5835601
Pardon my Polish, but if you're not going to slap the shit out of her, I'll gladly do it for you. Honestly, it's like seeing a repeat of Alfred's situation; however, this time, I know what to do. Do you want me to help you?
>>5835599
No idea
>>5835579
How are you my favorite fag?
>>5835472
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>>5835614
He's a wrestler avafag who treats people the same way they treat him
>>5835601
>Don't apologize for it, you git.
>>5835614
>Is it ''how are you my favourite fag'' OR ''How are you, my favourite fag''?
>I am getting mixxed signals here, bucko.
>>5835610
NO! I...I can handle it. I might hate touching people, but I hate what she's become even more.
>>5835624
>But I feel bad for not being able to host, even with a 3-event-per-category code.
>>5835622
>>5835632
>That's not compeltely true. Atleast that's what I think of myself, but hey. I'll take those compliments.
>>5835635
>You worry and think too much, just like your avas, you Texan redneck.
>>5835632
We're all wrestler avafags?
>yfw your avatar hasn't made his WWE debut
>>5835635
Then I see no reason for me to get involved with it, if that is the case. However, please keep in mind that I'll always be there if you somehow need me to help you, дa? I DO need some work to break the monotony around here, after all~
>>5835659
>Oooh, guessing game? Hi Free!
>>5835644
>We're all autistic. It's what I do.
>>5835649
You don't really do much if it's not to further your own agenda or for fun, huh? There's other places to be, you know.
>>5835661
It is obviously Spidertits
>>5835663
>GODAMMIT YOU STUPID AMERICAN FUCK WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT SEXUALIZING YOUR AVAS?!
> :^)
>>5835666
>Tfw I watched the spooder living in my car's outside rearviewmirror nom on a small bug yesterday
>It was the most statisfying thing I saw this month.
>>5835663
Nope. The hobbies I enjoy doing are something aren't quite as good as the arena, so I either do things for amusement or do things for others. I assume that that last statement was supposed to mean something, дa?
>>5835670
>I only even picked it because it was the newest image of her I have saved.
>That and that artist is really neat.
>>5835681
How is THIS place enjoyable for someone like you at this hour? But nah, that was all there was to it.
>>5835610
>"True to that. I gotta' rest though bro. Thanks for the convo!" The narrator flings off of Uriko's body and warps back into the hole. Gilgamesh plops out.
The narrator is awfully tired! He's been up for -- I don't know QUITE A LONG WHILE! But he's dragged himself quite into a mental quips; his mind wandered, he engaged in long rambling monologues about sleep. But! enough's, enough as they say... wouldn't you agree? Of course! And I say to you and to Ivan, in mutual regard -- farewell.
>He rips open a rift to the void, dragging Uriko's lifeless body in and closing it.
>>5835673
>Trying to recruit Anna in FE14. You?
>>5835688
>Now I must use a chibi Peri to compensate. >You made me do this.
>>5835696
>At least it's cute.
>>5835673
>They have Kellam I think.
>>5835688
...You know, I... Although the peace and quiet is a welcome change of pace, I much prefer it when it's bustling and all the people are talking. It reminds me that I'm not in the desolate winters anymore.
The answer to your question is, "Because it is slow and enjoyable".
>>5835690
>The narrator sighs, waving goodbye to BK. "Farewell, Gilgamesh and BK. It is always a joy for people to acknowledge that I exist; we narrators don't get too much recognition nowdays, wouldn't you agree? Although he is currently doing things and making sure that Alfred is alright... Goodbye to the both of you, and especially to you, Uriko. Farewell."
>>5835714
>Holy fucking goddamn don't make me try and play SWTOR again. I tried reinstalling it last month and it went 8 different flavors of crazy and caused my computer to nuke itself.
>Even when I managed to log in these errors kept happening when I tried to load any of my characters.
>I just wanted to play my Inquisitor.
>>5835690
>Oh, later.
>>5835710
And it makes me feel a little less lonely.
Building models is slow and enjoyable. Hours like these are slow and tedious.
>>5835728
Bounty Hunter for life.
>>5835714
>>5835728
>Tfw The new expansion is released on my birthday
>My Light Side Sith Juggernaut is ready to kick some ass. I also ''let him go''. I bet it will bite me in the ass later. We shall see.
>>5835728
Honestly... I enjoy listening to others talk and argue. Like I just said, it reminds me that everyone is alive and I'm not alone. It just... It's better than these hours.
When you're with a few people you enjoy talking to, these hours can be less tedious and more easygoing. Too bad you don't think the same about me, дa?
>already in dead hours
>slowly approaching deader hours
>>5835742
>You'd be amazed at how excellently written the Sith Warrior story is if you go Light Side. Dark Side is generic ''hurdur I kill people because I can''. Pretty bland imo.
Post it
Yes you.
You know what it is.
>>5835731
>I just loved Sarcastic British Woman.
>>5835735
>Light Side is best side. I still haven't gotten around to finishing the base story, let alone any of the goddamn expansions, too.
>>5835742
>You beat Jedi at their own game and confuse the fuck out of everyone that expects you to be Chaotic Evil.
>LS Warrior is especially satisfying.
>>5835736
...Yeah. I really don't mind when Urotsuki's around and we just chat. But you've got me there.
>>5835746
I want Peri to cook with Gordon Ramsay
>>5835748
>>5835748
>>5835748
This will be released one day
Right?
R-Right?
;.;
>>5835740
Don't worry about it, I present to you: THE CUTE ME!
>>5835751
But of course. From the tone of your sentence and how you worded it, I can only assume you wish to stop talking about this topic, дa? Or, rather... Me, altogether.
>>5835748
Consider it posted citizen.
>>5835758
>Always hits the spot.
>>5835748
>Her face will never fail to get me.
>>5835763
Ergh. I don't even know at this point. My mood changes at the drop of a hat, hadn't you noticed?
>>5835761
So that's your title, isn't it? Nickname, or whatever.
>>5835753
But Peri doesn't cook human meat...That's wrong. Even she knows it!
>>5835769
Yes, I can see that. Truthfully, it is quite confusing at times, but what can you do? It is up to you if you wish to keep talking, my friend. Say the magic words, дa?
>>5835769
NIPPLE
LESS
TOU
HOU
TITTIES
>>5835748
>>5835769
No, my title is The Cutest Idol. You should know that by now.
>>5835787
>Nipple, less Touhou titties
What did he mean by this?
>>5835774
>My mindset is that at least the Inquisitor has a reason to be friendly and compassionate. It doesn't seem like they'd be keen on subjugating others after what they've been through, and all.
>>5835787
>At least everyone but Meira and maybe Matenshi have a reason to not have theirs shown.
>>5835786
Eh, I don't know. Maybe I just get tired of the constant back-and-forth.
>>5835790
Then why do you keep calling yourself "Cute Me"? It sounds like a stage name or something.
>>5835800
It is quite easy to fall into those little traps, my friend. If there is one thing I must commend you on, it is that you set them so often, and I fall into them almost all the time.
Clever.
>>5835800
No, it's simply the truth.
Now why were you showing yourself bathing just now, hmm? Are you that much after attention that you'd expose your body for it?
>>5835792
tits with no nipples
>>5835800
Not all sith are beyond reasoning. But they are sith in the long run, remember the sith code always.
>>5835812
Rika, Marisa, and Matenshi have theirs covered, and since Mima and Noroiko aren't even human, it's totally possible they don't have those.
>Hell, Mima can form legs at will.
>>5835815
>But nothing inherently says that they have to be self-serving evil pricks.
>>5835811
Right, just you being arrogant aga-
...What? What the hell're you talking about?
>>5835806
Would you believe me if I said that that's not even the plan?
>>5835827
>>5835769
Wasn't that you, grabbing the girl by her bust?
Pervert.
>>5835815
The reason that most Sith are evil ( Or seen as such ) is because Sith politics are brutal and merciless. Kill Or be Killed 2.0. Unless you are exceptionally strong, being seen as compassionate is a sign of weakness.
>>5835827
Merely a sidejob for you? Once again, you're clever. I wish I could deceive people just as well as you could... I may as well ask; what is the plan?
>>5835827
>Whoops, forgot the first bit of greentext.
>>5835748
>Also, one of the few crossover images I have, aside from stuff as a Zone of the Enders character.
>>5835836
>>5835834
>Agreed. Thankfully the Inquisitor and Warrior are nothing if not exceptionally strong.
>>5835830
I don't even see any other girls here. And I have haphephobia.
That means "fear of being touched".
>>5835837
There were girls all around you. Don't try to deny it.
You don't want to be touched, not even by your loves ones? What's your problem?
>>5835847
I can deny it solely off of the fact that it's just you and me....
And I can make exceptions, sure. But not easily at all. Hell, it's practically only family.
>>5835831
>>5835837
>Whoops, shit.
>>5835834
No, it's just something that happens. Plan? Plan for what?
>>5835856
Whatever.
>poke
>poke poke poke
>>5835861
Then, once again, you are clever. Then again, it is not too much of an achievement to be fooling the Russian, is it?
..."Would you believe me if I said that that's not even the plan?" What's the plan?
>>5835866
Oh. Yeah. There isn't any plan, actually.
>>5835865
>The instant you touch her, she lets out an ear-splitting shriek, and flies back several difference.
>Key word being flies. She's definitely not touching the ground.
What the hell is wrong with you!?
>>5835871
...
>Russia claps, a bemused look on his face.
I may be saying this too much, but you're clever, Rika. Not even fooling me on purpose... That is both an achievement yet not one at the same time.
>>5835871
The question is what's wrong with YOU.
>she just assumes she didn't see right and slowly walks towards her
Hehe, this is fun.
>>5835883
Soo...not a big deal. Oh well, you're just saying what I already know.
>>5835889
>She floats back, maintaining the same walking speed. The angle of her legs would make it kinda impossible to be moving even if she was on the ground.
Do you think I can help it! How would you like it if someone threatened YOU with your worst fear!?
>>5835897
I have no fears.
>she looks at her legs
Wait, what is this?!
>>5835897
Indeed. Although you managed to fool me, considering who I am, you'd be proud over nothing. As you already know, I am not the cleverest of men. It is not like you achieved anything groundbreaking, дa?
>>5835905
>She places her hands on her hips
Flying, genius, what else?
>>5835910
Eeexactly. You can stop rambling about it, now.
>>5835913
What can I say? I'm tired. Этo пpивычкa y мeня ecть.
>>5835913
S-shut up, that's some kind of trick! Where are the ropes?
>>5835918
...And what the hell was that?
>>5835923
Does it look like there's any?
>unironically wanting to live
>>5835928
I'm happy with my life. There's no need for those kinds of scary thoughts.
>>5835926
Этo пpивычкa y мeня ecть? It means, "it is a habit I have". Guess what I was referring to and you get a free shot of vodka.
>>5835926
O-over there?
>she points behind her
>>5835938
I don't touch anything but sake, so I think I'll pass, there.
And if you're tired, don't let me keep you.
>>5835942
>She twists around in mid-air to look back. She also flips upside-down, her hair just barely not touching the ground.
Hmm?
>>5835936
>Being happy with your life
Just want to kill yourself like the rest of us you fucking gook.
>>5835962
>flees the disturbing scene as she is distracted
phew.
>>5835962
I was joking, but it is still nice to see that you actually considered it.
Once again; "Этo пpивычкa y мeня ecть". For some reason, I just never seem to be able to leave. Perhaps... Soon, дa?
>>5835969
Ahem?
>She's floating right next to her in a reclining position, hand on her cheek.
>>5835974
Don't let yourself get addicted or anything, now.
>>5835983
W-w-what?!
>TOUCHES
>>5835983
If you told me that about four months ago, I wouldn't be here now, now would I? It is quite funny, really.
>>5835966
That would ne nice, but my mood swings and mental gymnastics allow me to change my mood and rationalize my reality and improve my mood at a moments notice.
Don't worry about me. Worry about how you're doing, are you eating well? Getting enough sleep? Are you hydrated?
>>5835992
Eeeeh. I wouldn't know about that, honestly. And don't get distracted, now.
>>5835990
>She floats backwards, away from the hand
What's got you so spooked, hmm?
>>5836001
>she runs after her while swatting
Run, RUN!
>>5836001
Can you blame me? The conversations we have always seem to get good as soon as I begin to leave...
...Because I am in a nice mood tonight, I shall stop pestering you just this once. Cпoкoйнoй нoчи, Rika. Have a good day, дa?
http://finniekittiesmm.deviantart.com/art/Bath-Time-Souda-x-Male-Reader-549257732
>>5836016
Oh, well~. Later.
>>5836008
>Once again, she floats back at the same pace, folding her arms with a smirk
Something the matter?
>>5836022
Aintclickingthatshitnigga.jpeg
>>5836027
L-leave me alone... or I will touch you ALL OVER, when I get the chance!
>>5836040
Whaaat? I thought you didn't believe in magic? What's so scary, hm?
"Soudaaa!" The (h/c) whined, leaning over the mechanic's whole body as he messed with a car's engine. "Mn?" He hummed, not taking his eyes off of the engine. "Let's do something together!" Souda furrowed his pink eyebrows together and glanced up at his boyfriend. "Like?" (Y/n) hummed slightly and placed a finger to his lips. "How about we take a bath together?" The pinkette(lol) blushed slightly and turned back to what he was working on, trying to focus on the car rather than (Y/n) pulling at the back of his jumpsuit.
But you need a bath anyway!" The smaller of the two complained, grabbing at the shark-boy's sleeve, pulling him up and dragging him into their shared home, struggling to keep him moving despite his thrashing. "H-H-H-Hey! We can't take a bath together!" (Y/n) paused and turned his head back to him, raising his (h/c) brows slightly. "Why?" Souda placed his open hand over his face, trying to hide his redden cheeks and nose. "B-B-Because w-were guys, stupid! And g-guys don't take baths together!" He stuttered, yanking his arm out of his boyfriend's grasp.
"But, don't you want to go to 3rd base?" That comment just shattered Souda's brain, making his ears and his whole face burn a radiant red. "E-E-E-Eh, d-d-don't say s-stupid s-stuff like t-that!" (Y/n) grabbed his lovers hand and held it on his pink cheeks. "Don't you feel anything with me? You barely even hug me anymore." The (h/c)-haired boy whined, letting his (h/c) locks fall onto his face for effect. The pinkette(im stickin with it) sighed slightly and slowly pulled his hand away, the blush barely getting fainter.
"F-Fine." He mumbled, making (Y/n) light up and squeeze him tight. "J-Just h-hurry up before I change my mind!" Souda huffed, gently pushing (Y/n) off his chest. The (h/c)-haired boy smiled cheekily and began to drag his lover off again, locking them into the bathroom on arrival, and stripping him of his jumpsuit. "D-Don't just tear off my clothes, damnit!" Souda yelled, covering his multicoloured boxers with his hands. (Y/n) chuckled and started to strip down, turning to face a wall as the pinkette slid down his undergarments and sat down in the warm water, looking away with a blush as (Y/n) mimicked his actions.
>>5836051
>>5836057
>>5836062
>making the fic I posted into spam
Hol up
.:~ Timeskip about 5 minutes ~:.
>>5836069
Your birthday is over, Bolin. Time to kys again.
>>5836049
It's not scary! Go away!
"Won't you wash me Sou-chan?" (Y/n) teased, lifting his body a bit over the water, showing his bare bottom but keeping what is between his legs hidden. The teen crawled over his flustered boyfriend's shoulder and nipped slightly at his ear, whispering seductively. "I'm very dirty Sou-chan." Souda once again turned a bright red, looking away from (Y/n). "Please, wash every inch of me~" He continued to whisper into the shark's ear as he pushed his chest against the flustered mechanic, stopping as the inside of their thighs met.
>>5836069
:^)
Souda struggled to push his (thirsty) boyfriend away from him, the slight throbbing between his inner thighs becoming more frequent. "I want you, and I know you want me, Sou-chan~" (Y/n) trailed his hands from Souda's back, up to the back of the pink-haired boy's head, grabbing some of his pink hair and pushing his head to (Y/n)'s. The smaller of the two chuckled and bit hard on his boyfriend's thin pink lips. "Ow-" He whined only to get cut off by (Y/n) pushing his tongue into his mouth.
Souda hesitated at first, letting (Y/n) claim every inch of his mouth, but eventually pushed back, topping (Y/n)'s tongue with his own. (Y/n) moaned slightly, placing both of his hands on the sides of his boyfriend's face as he did to him. They slowly pulled away, a string of saliva contracting them still. (Y/n) chuckled and pressed their lips together but for a shorter time, breaking the string. "Do you want to fuck me here? Or on the bed?" Once again, the shark's world shattered, making him turn more redder than before
>>5836076
I have decided that as a tribute to my homedog Okabe I will only give my meat a good old rub to Kazuichi Souda.
>>5836081
>>5836083
>>5836089
Consider my almonds activated
>>5836079
>Still smirking, she touches back down to the ground
If it's not you being afraid, then what, huh? You were acting all cool and composed until I started flying.
>>5836100
...I am always cool and composed. And I can fly higher than you too, just you wait.
>>5836115
Show me, then. Because I was barely doing anything more than hovering.
...But last I checked, flight isn't something normal people could do.
>>5836137
Producer-san will make it happen.
Like I said, don't worry about it.
>>5836145
Not unless it's with tricks and trickery.
>She floats up once more at about ten feet, spinning in place.
Aaah, it's a shame, too, it's such a liberating feeling.
I miss Ramlethal Valentine.
>>5836164
Performing on stage with thousands of fans looking up to you is a much more 'liberating feeling'. A shame you will never experience it.
...it looks like we're alone.
>>5836169
She was here a few days ago.
>>5836211
No. That'd just leave you victim to the first screwup. Like this, you can go anywhere, completely unopposed.
And yeah, I guess so. What's it to you?
Morning comrades
>>5836228
>>5836169
I want to fuck Ramlethal Valentine.
>>5836248
Or send them to the gulags like Stalin
>>5836223
That only happens if you screwup. Maybe it's a good thing after all that Cute Me is on stage and not you.
I'll go talk to my Producer now. On the next performance I will descend the Great Skies like an angel.
I might get you a free ticket so you can watch in awe. Until then.
>>5836274
>>5836277
In the end, you're still human. And you still have your failures.
Bye.
>>5836283
Hey, atleast I am honest and not an oversensitive child in USA
>>5836291
>>5836291
I'm gonna do you a favor and just pretend I didn't hear you insult the greatest country on earth. Go about your day as you usually would, mortal.
>>5836321
US is fine nation. Just some of the socialists there make me throw up
hy can I erp with my baby dick
what's everyone doing
>>5836334
Just sitting around
>>5836334
Giving my meat a good ol' rub while reading lewd Souda fanfic.
>>5836334
Metroid Zero Mission
Red Dead Games when :^)
https://twitter.com/rockstargames/status/787639249864630273
>>5836339
I assume it's yaoi right?
>>5836334
Sitting here.
>About to get something to eat, gonna be playing stuff.
>>5836334
Doing some homework.
>>5836352
When you make one, anon?
>>5836353
http://finniekittiesmm.deviantart.com/art/Bath-Time-Souda-x-Male-Reader-549257732
Yep. The dialogue is shit and the tildes trigger me but it still alkalises my water.
>>5836334
>Vidya
>>5836334
sucking dick
>>5836334
ESO
>>5836412
>Izaya
>>5836412
>KK
>>5836429
>Beerus
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>5836430
You fukin guessed it.
>>5836573
Nothing like giving someone a good succ on the day of our Lord, eh?
WAKE UP
>>5836623
>>5836623
>>5836648
>kissu
>>5836623
Good morning~!
>>5836648
>kicks in the face
who tf up!!!!
I say who the f*ck UP!!
>>5836623
It's Sunday, lemme sleep in for just a bit more.
>>5836662
Morning Riona
>>5836651
>>5836663
>Runs off
>>5836623
>>5836623
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM
first 24
>>5836816
Soviet
>>5836816
Eggman-kun
>>5836816
Maria and Harusame
>>5836816
OTP
>>5836816
Sanae Kochiya
>>5836816
Akiyama Mio
>>5836816
Giorgi Marcano
>>5836816
Lord Beerus
>>5836816
Mister Blonde*
15 more
>>5836816
Togami Byakuya
>>5836909
Alice
And I bid you all a fair morning.
>>5836909
Lenny
>>5836909
Rika
>>5836925
If only it was as easy as well-wishing. Morning.
>>5836816
Ii-chan
>>5836909
Number 6
>>5836909
Spongetaku
>>5836925
Good morning
>>5836816
Hikigaya Hachiman
>>5836942
Stop this
Is Seks Cat around??
7 more, we can do it
>>5836816
Donald J. Trump
Baby Dick
>>5836965
Ghostler
>>5836816
meme expert
>>5836965
Neymar
>>5836965
Hilloli
>>5836816
Clinton Removers Gowdy and Chaffetz
>District 12
holy fuck
check it
>>5836965
Edgevoir
>>5836965
Geralt
>>5836816
Illyasviel von Einzbern
>>5836936
We can only do so much for either.
>>5836944
How curious! A talking red creature. And such a cute little hat it wears.
>>5837007
It looks quite alright.
>>5837007
Something tells me I won't be winning this round either.
>>5837056
That's the spirit
>>5837036
>>5837062
....
Case in point. Something tells me that this just isn't my day.
>>5837064
>>5837062
Only one way to find out! Don't follow me!
>>5837062
>>5837071
You know what they say, another man's misfortune is another man's victory.
...Or something along the lines of that, surely. Perhaps this is my big break.
>>5837036
Name is Soviet. The hat is called an ushanka
>>5837062
classic Hikki
>>5837094
I'd say "don't get your hopes up", but who knows? It just might happen.
I think I'm just gonna go do something else for no. Good luck and all that, alright?
>>5837056
Don't you dare give up! Even if you lose, I want to see you working as hard as you can!
>>5837100
Very well. How do you far, Soviet?
>>5837114
You're going to leave me alone too, huh? Suit yourself.
>6 hour old thread
so 4chan died...
>>5837108
Sometimes I really think the music room should buy and air conditioner instead of cake.
>>5837127
Waah! I guess this really is the wake up games. Good morning, Ritsu. It looks like I'll have more reason to be embarrassed when I lose...
>>5837108
You can do the work, I've no need for pay.
>>5837108
We don't win anymore as a country, when I'm president we'll be winning so many street races, just you see.
>>5837135
Morning is doing well. You?
>>5837141
>>5837150
Cut it out! I know you can do it, and you do too! Look, you're already winning!
>>5837150
I won...? I won!
Anything is possible when you have a scary looking man chasing after you...
>>5837135
Sorry, I just got a lot on my mind, and I'm not gonna make for entertaining conversation. I owe you one later, alright?
>>5837136
>It's just dead hours man.
>>5837046
Thanks!
>>5837187
I'm drawing some misleading arrows on the walls, pointing far away from me!
>>5837173
Look at all these people in the game, Ristu. Almost all of them are... men... and the rest of them look so eagar to kill. I just may be the weakest one in the entire arena. B-but if you say so, I'll do my best! (J-just not really...).
>>5837197
I know how these games work. Even the smallest thing can win. I believe in you!
>>5837220
>>5837231
nice rp
>>5837155
It is fine than ever, I suppose.
>>5837178
I will hold you to it.
>>5837220
>>5837211
>Turns around, looks at the slide
I think I made it! How in the world did I survive a boyband?
Oh yeah... I stayed home...
>>5837236
thanks
>>5837242
You were probably too busy ogling that lefty bassist.
>>5837220
Three go to the Feast, one walks out.
>>5837238
That's good. So who are you?
>>5837256
Objection, your honor. Boybands don't play instruments.
>>5837259
Skipping peace.