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ERP Thread
This Is An Edition
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>>5814890
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Can we have less Pepsi Man related feels?
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>>5819974
I want to be with Anon!
>>5819984
I just intended to make that joke so I did.
>>5819993
No! Anon, don't go!
>She chases after you
I-I really like you, and I want to spend more time with you!
>She looks embarrassed about her outburst while she waits for your response
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The short version? He's a child obsessed with pootis. Any time pootis is wrested away from him, he loses himself completely. Did it ever seem random to you that he attacks the owner of every UGC team he becomes a part of? Why he made his own UGC team despite being a literal iron heavy main? Several times? He is obsessed with pootis. He never cared about DMG - he cared about the pootis his emotions gave him. The pootis it gave him over DMG in the process. When DMG took that pootis away every so often, we have seen the result of that. Paul would react with leaks and sharing of personal information, trying to regain that pootis. He has to be at the top of the scoreboard, at all times.
Pootis, pootis, pootis. Remember how his first big fit was over being called an idiot? Even the disaster of a midfight. It was a midfight *dedicated* to his pootis over the TF2 center community and over DMG himself. That the midfight went poorly for him, that DMG treated it as the silly thing anyone would, he lost himself completely. Pootis, anonymous. All the child cares about is Pootis.
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>>5819894 (Skirt Anon)
Well that will be a little hard for me to do, don't you think?
>The giddy little (please be a) highschool girl snickers to herself as she presses one of pudgy hands against Anon's contained manhood. She even gives it a weak squeeze as she wraps her fingers around it.
It's pretty big, huh?
>Yasuna gives another chuckle as she stares at it with an open mouthed grin. Both her hands move to pull away Anon's undergarments
>>5819981 (Shy Anon)
Anon, wait!
>Yasuna gives chase to Anon, blissfully unaware of how she makes him feel.
Don't you want to pet me again? I thought you really enjoyed it!
>>5820102
All I have is orange soda.
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Post cards.
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>>5820128
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>>5820128
I'll be around a bit later. Going to do a hand full of things then I'll hyper slut. Make your requests now so I know who's wanted <3
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>>5820117
Name brand orange soda?
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>>5820179
Can get good taste or leave be a valid request?
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My ERP thread can't be this dead!
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>>5820184
Nope! It's no-named.
>Yasuna takes a bottle out of her bag.
Want some?
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>>5820179
It's time to do that one thing you've always wanted
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>>5820128
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>>5820179
I just want you
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>>5820179
dmg like yugioh?
Since when?
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>>5820117
I'd like to think so. But now it's even bigger, compared to your (for the love of God please be a highschooler-aged) small body.
>He grimaces at Yasuna's touch, his shaft filling with blood and hardening in her stubby hands.
>As she pulls away the fabric, the muscle that Anon's underwear was hiding springs out, flopping against his belly. The underside of his shaft pulsed, begging to be touched.
Just try your best, and maybe you'll get your skirt back.
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>>5820214
(We'll fight then snuggle. Sound good?)
>>5820225
(Been here almost a year now. If you didn't notice I also play Tour guide.)
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>>5820206
No, I just want Pepsi Man
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>>5820281
Fine, but I was going to do dinner and a walk in the beach
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>>5820281
I want God to come
And take me home
Cuz I'm all alone in this crowd
Who are you to me?
Who am I supposed to be?
Not exactly sure anymore
Mmm where's this going to?
Can I follow through?
Or just follow you, for a while
Does anyone ever get this right?
I feel no love
And all confusion here
It is as I feared
The illusion that you feel is real
To be vulnerable is needed most of all
If you intend to truly fall apart
You think the worst of all
Is far behind
The Vampyre of time and memories, has died
I've survived, I speak. I breathe, I'm incomplete
I'm alive, hurray, you're wrong again cuz I feel no love
Does anyone ever get this right?
Does anyone ever get this right?
I feel no love
I feel no love
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>>5820225
>A Yugioh ava likes Yugioh
Wow holy shit
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I can't help my feelings, I'll go out of my mind
These players come to get me 'cause they'd like my behind
I can't love my business if I can't get a trick
Down on Santa Monica where tricks are for kids
Oh, come on and kick me
Oh, come on and kick me
Come on and kick me
You've got your problems
I've got my eyes wide
You've got your big G's
I've got my hash pipe
I can't help my boogies they get out of control
I know that you don't care but I want you to know
The knee-stocking flavor is a favorite treat
Of men that don't bother with the taste of a teat
Oh, come on and kick me
Oh, come on and kick me
Come on and kick me
You've got your problems
I've got my eyes wide
You've got your big G's
I've got my hash pipe
I've got my hash pipe
Oh, come on and kick me
Oh, come on and kick me
Come on and kick me
You've got your problems
I've got my eyes wide
You've got your big G's
I've got my hash pipe
I've got my hash pipe
I've got my hash pipe
I've got my hash pipe
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>>5820304
Booooring
>>5820335
Maybe if you said "Likes" and not "Like" I'd understand you. Dumb dumb;
>Back to being busy until I can suck all your cocks
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>>5820310
You keep doing this to yourself.
There's nothing any of us can do to help you. You are the only one that can make yourself feel better, because you insist on inserting yourself into an environment that hurts you on a daily basis and you need to stop.
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I'm so tall, can't get over me
I'm so low, can't get under me
I must be all these things
For I just threw out the love of my dreams
He is in my eyes, he is in my ears
He is in my blood, he is in my tears
I think of, and see him every day
Even though my love is a world away
Oh he's got me wondering
My righteousness is crumbling
Never before have I felt this way
No one is right, want for him to stay
I must be made of steel
For I just threw out the love of my dreams
He is in my eyes, he is in my ears
He is in my blood, he is in my tears
I think of, and see him every day
Even though my love is a world away
Oh, he's got me wondering
My righteousness is crumbling
Oh, he's got me wondering
My righteousness is crumbling
Oh, he's got me wondering
My righteousness is crumbling
And I see him every day
Even though my love has walked away
He is in my eyes, he is in my ears
He is in my blood, he is in my tears
I must be made of steel
For I just threw out the love of my dreams
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The despair here...it sustains me.
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I know I should get next to you
You've got a look that made me think you're cool
But it's just sexual attraction
Not something real so I'd rather keep wackin'
Why bother? It's gonna hurt me
It's gonna kill when you desert me
This happened to me twice before
Won't happen to me anymore
I've known a lot of girls before
What's the harm in knowing one more?
Maybe we could even get together
Maybe you could break my heart next summer
Why bother? It's gonna hurt me
It's gonna kill when you desert me
This happened to me twice before
Won't happen to me anymore
It's a crying shame I'm all alone
Not with you, nor her, nor anyone
Won't you knock me on my head?
Crack it open let me out of here
Why bother? It's gonna hurt me
It's gonna kill when you desert me
This happened to me twice before
Won't happen to me anymore
Why bother (why bother)
It's gonna hurt me (it's gonna hurt me)
It's gonna kill when (why bother)
You desert me (it's gonna hurt me)
Why bother (why bother)
It's gonna hurt me (it's gonna hurt me)
Why bother?
It's gonna hurt me
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>>5820371
Oh I'm sorry who here said they wanted that?
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(I'm here for the anon who wanted to do lewd stuff to Sona yesterday.)
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Well let's take off from the start
I know you've tried all this before
And did your best to fight the war
And break it off
But if I follow my name
I will calm you in the storm
And breathe you in when you are worn
Be still my love
Would it take a shooting star?
To show you life can bloom when somethings breaks
And when the pieces fall I'll catch them all
Never mind what you're looking for
You'll always find what you're looking for
Sometimes it's blinding in the race
But I'll be here smiling when I see your face
Never mind what you're looking for
You are gonna find what you're looking for
Sometimes it's blinding in the race
But I'll be here smiling when I see your face
Yeah it's hard to know the truth
In this post-modernist view
Where absolutes are seen as relics
And laughed out of the room
And I'm scared to say your name
I've cried wolf so many times
Cause I'm afraid of what you'd want from me
Will you find me through the grey?
Cause my mind's a minefield of the wretched
It's honestly deceptive
Never mind what you're looking for
You'll always find what you're looking for
Sometimes it's blinding in the race
But I'll be here smiling when I see your face
Never mind what you're looking for
You are gonna find what you're looking for
Sometimes it's blinding in the race
But I'll be here smiling when I see your face
Soul clap your hands and sing
Never mind what you're looking for
You'll always find what you're looking for
Never mind what you're looking for
You'll always find what you're looking for
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>>5820402
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I'll hold your hand when you are feeling mad at me
Yeah when the monsters they won't go and
your windows won't close
I'll pretend to see what you see
"How long?" I say, how long will you relive the things that are gone?
Oh yeah, The devil's on your back but I know you can shake him off
And every day that you want to waste, that you want to waste, you can
And every day that you want to wake up, and you want to wake, you can
And every day that you want to change, that you want to change, yeah
I'll help you see it through 'cause I just really want to be with you
You know it's funny how freedom can make us feel contained
Yeah When the muscles in our legs aren't used to all the walking
I know if you could snap both your fingers that you'd escape with me
But in the meantime, I'll just wait here and listen to you when you speak... or scream
And every day that you want to waste, that you want to waste, you can
And every day that you want to wake up, and you want to wake, you can
And every day that you want to change, that you want to change, yeah
I'll help you see it through 'cause I just really want to be with you
The truth cuts us and pulls us back up
And separates the things that look the same
You can fight it off, you can fight it off, you can
And every day that you want to waste, that you want to waste, you can
And every day that you want to wake up, and you want to wake, you can
And every day that you want to change, that you want to change, yeah
I'll help you see it through 'cause I just really want to be with you
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLpeX4RRo28
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>>5820427
It's not a good time right now. Come back once stuff dies down.
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>>5820128
Device
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Never want to stand upon myself
Never want to get in the way… I said it
I don't know what the plan is, but you can share with me
'Cause I'll be a listening ear to everything you say
I won't turn away
And I'll listen, open up my heart and I must say that I love you
Ooooh la love, I've fallen in love
And it's better this time than ever before
Ooooh la love, I've fallen in love
And it's better this time than I've ever known
Every day is a battle I face
It's a strange life I live, but it's what you've decided
I give it all into your hands
Do what you will with me
And I'll smile when you speak
Remember all those times I was hoping for something?
And shaking my head from all I had done
But you never left me
Ooh la love, I've fallen in love
And it's better this time than ever before
Ooh la love, I've fallen in love
And it's better this time than I've ever known
Ooh la love, I've fallen in love
And it's better this time than ever before
Ooh la love, I've fallen in love
And it's better this time than I've ever known
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Give it up for you
I would give it up for you
I would give it up for you
I'd do anything for you
Ooh la love, I've fallen in love
And it's better this time than ever before
Ooh la love, I've fallen in love
And it's better this time than I've ever known
Ooh la love, I've fallen in love
And it's better this time than ever before
Ooh la love, I've fallen in love
And it's better this time than I've ever known
I have fallen in love
I have fallen in love
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>>5820442
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>>5820456
Don't give the baby his bottle, anon. Letting this affect your ERP is exactly what he wants, he knows he has the power to make everyone leave, that's why he does this. Refer to mecha's post, it's spot on.
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>>5820466
(Could I lewd the Chara?)
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Ahem.. fuck you all
this is the last song of the evening....
Well I've tried to live like the way that you wanted me to
Never needed the proof, just followed the rules
I pick up the paces and I move my feet as fast as I can
I'm always falling behind, just float in the lines
You want more and ambition's taken its toll on you
Well hey your confidence is fading with your youth
And you say that dreamers always get what they desire
Well I've found the more I want, the less I've got
Is this the life you've been waiting for?
Or are you hoping that you'll be where you want with a little more?
You're coughing blood again
I know 'cause I clean up the mess every now and then
Fold the line along the seam
Force a smile and never say what you mean
You're in the promised land in someone else's dream
If you want more, and you'll get there
Throw a quarter in the well
It's ok, you're fine, ambition's not a crime
And you say that dreamers always get what they desire
Well I've found the more I want the less I've got
Is this the life you've been waiting for?
Or are you hoping that you'll be where you want with a little more?
Well ask yourself
Is this the life you've been waiting for?
Well ask yourself
Is this the life you've been waiting for?
Well ask yourself
Is this the life you've been waiting for?
Are you hoping that you'll be where you want with a little more?
Well ask yourself
Is this the life you've been waiting for?
Are you hoping that you'll be where you want with a little more?
Well ask yourself
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Biscuits and gravy, made me a man
Ohhh biscuits and gravy, made me all that I am
And don't have an egg, no, it's somethin you've always been
Don't you go threatnin' don't you go messing with me
You'd better close you eyes 'cause somethins' comin' you shouldn't see
Biscuits and gravy, fit for a king ohhh biscuits and gravy, simple and clean
But you stepped on my gravy ohhh now I gotta get mean
Don't you go threatnin' don't you go messing with me
You'd better close your eyes, somethins' comin' you shouldn't see
Biscuits and gravy, made me a man
Ohhh, biscuits and gravy made me all that I am
And don't have an egg, no, it's what you've always been
Biscuits and gravy, made me a man
Ohhh, biscuits and gravy made me all that I am
And don't have an egg, no, that's what you've always been
Don't you come threatnin' don't you come messing with me
You'd better close your eyes 'cause somethins' comin' you shouldn't see
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>>5820488
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HZjm_2MmdM
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Are there any girls around who like watersports?
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>>5820495
Nice filename, cunt
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>>5820487
(Of course, anon)
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>>5820503
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>>5820128
(Thought I'd pop in but things seem a little dead right now. Hope everyone's doing alright!)
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>>5820513
Stand back, there's a hurricane comin' through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ma9ztmVoRBU
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(Would you like to start or should I?)
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>>5820529
Sorry, I know that's an odd one to ask for, especially in a public setting like this.
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>>5820551
>sticks a $100 bill in Iowa's cleavage
dont spend it al in wun plase
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>>5820575
Why do you avatarfag as Bill CYpher? Why not RP as him? He's a cool character.
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>>5820557
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oQBp2lcErM
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>>5820557
What character should I play so DMG talks to me
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>>5820608
a cute little panda
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>>5820551
Cheshire cat is best cat. Would pet all night
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>>5820628
What a cunt.
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>>5820427
You shouldn't be here at all, you nigger.
The Discord mods have told you to stay away from the threads
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>>5820551
Meh.
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>>5820629
(Hey, I'm the other anon that did something with you when you started Jeanne Alter [shitposting domain of e-mail, if that helps], would you be okay with continuing or are you lurking?)
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>>5820629
>Marseille
That's some 10/10 taste there.
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>>5820551
Cutest collection of mobage and monsters
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>>5820657
He's just trying to RP anon.
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>>5820687
He's going against the wishes of the Master
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>>5820592
(It's Yung Venuz, ya dum.)
(And I avatar as Doomguy/gal.)
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>>5820657
What's the story here?
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>>5820495
Kek
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>>5820714
Anon being salty over a male Ava. Either that or Tsuyu being salty over Owain playing their character better.
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>>5820503
FP does
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>>5820677
[The main reason I watched Strike Witches.]
>>5820671
[Can you wait 1.5 to 2 hours? I'll be ready for sessions then.]
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>>5820714
Owain is a notorious attention whore with an addiction to ERP. His name alone triggers anons into shitposting the threads which caused drama in Virra's Discord so they told him to stop posting. He doesn't listen because he needs to be validated by neckbeards on the internet pretending to be anime girls.
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>>5820745
Yeah, not an issue, I should be up for a while.
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>>5820705
Holy shit!
TIL Bill Cypher is a ripoff of an obscure video game character
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>>5820732
>Anon being salty over a male Ava
No one gives Gran shit. No one gives Reinhardt shit.
This about Owain being disliked OOC than him playing a male ava.
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>>5820677
>generic anime girl
>taste
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>>5820745
[That's good stuff, Anon. Would love to lewd with her~ Delicious Eagle.]
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>>5820770
>Gran
Who?
And nobody gives Reinhardt shit since he takes no shit from Anons. Last time an Anon tried to start shit with him (accusing him of samefagging) he requested to see what posts the Anon thought he was and instantly screencapped to show it wasn't him.
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>>5820575
(Thanks for the donation!)
>>5820635
(She wouldn't mind but only in certain places)
>>5820680
(I try to have them at their cutest!)
>>5820629
(I still have business with Marseille!)
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(Didn't mean to die on you there.)
>>5820238
Ehehe, alright!
>Yasuna grabs the base on Anon's cock with her pudgy little fingers and redirects it to face herself. Without a moment's hesitation she plunges his shaft into her (this would be illegal if it's not a) highschooler mouth, her tongue dragging across it as she gives his meat a taste. After the initial taste-test she starts playing with it using her tongue, sending it back and forth from one cheek to the other inside her tiny mouth.
>>5820285
I can't help you there Anon.
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>>5820600
>sprawled out upon their bed, feet dangling in the air and kicking idly, Chara toys with the sharp point of their knife
>they press down as hard as they can without breaking skin, watching the indent turn more and more white with each ounce of pressure they puts down
>a little ribbon of red starts to seep out, and the drop the knife
...oh.
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>>5820714
Owain humble bragged when he was still new here and a few avas people liked ERPed with him and dissapeared into discord forever to presumably ERP with him primarily.
Combine this with male ava and the fact he's a very passive aggressive nice person while aslo having an around the clock defense force and its not hard to see why he annoys people.
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>>5820805
What places would she want?
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>>5820801
>Who?
Iowa's self insert avatar.
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>>5820805
Well aware of your abundant cuteness best boat!
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>>5820817
>around the clock defense force
Is that what the Owain hate circle jerk is using to describe those who call them out on being idiots who beat a horse deader then Paul?
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>>5820812
>The man shakes his head and his vision clears, the odd distorted and muted colors of the room making him feel dizzy and confused.
>He stands up and takes a cursory scope of the room, his eyes landing on the brown haired individual playing with the knife.
>His paternal instincts kick in as he sees the crimson strand slowly drip down their finger, running over and kneeling down to hold their hand
What are you doing kid? You're gonna hurt yourself doing shit like that.
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>>5820766
[Good.]
>>5820805
>>5820798
[H-haha. Lots of eager customers today.]
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>>5820868
The horse is still very much alive because Owain keeps it that way.
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>>5820876
[She's not usually my type of girl, but something about her has always drawn me in.]
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>>5820876
How about you fuck off if you aren't playing fucking generic avatarfag
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>>5820868
Remember when Shauna fucked off to the Discord and only showed up in the threads to defend Owain? And remember when EGG tried to make a joke about him to "ease the mood around him"? That's why the meme exists.
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>>5820876
(I'd lewd Marseille but I'd probably be too busy trying to desert)
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>>5820868
It all came to a head when he effectively made Jiro feel so bad about his RP that he left the discord.
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>>5820913
It's kind of a shame Shauna didn't give the place a chance. Literally two days in and fled for Discord then tries to say that it's flat out better.
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>>5820932
hi lupin
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>>5820817
Can we just stop talking about Owain
Who gives two flying fucks about him, I am so tired of hearing about that bland, smug motherfucker and the circle of people who incessantly amplify their bitching about him like they think people need to be reminded of why in every SINGLE thread
Nobody gives two shits about the Discord politics because every one of the servers up is run by some variation of a chimp and their cronies, nobody gives two shits about how many repetitive words Owain uses because he's boring and doesn't impact anything, and nobody gives two shits who you don't like because fuck you, now just drop it
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>>5820832
(She's a lewd girl. You can imagine)
>>5820847
(Rude)
>>5820860
(Hehe, I'll keep doing that then)
>>5820876
(Just was serving a friendly reminder! Don't have to worry at all about me. Go at your leisure)
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>>5820806
A-Aaah....
>He let the little gremlin go to work on his mast, Yasuna's small fingers prodding at his sensitive areas. Anon didn't want to hurt the (hopefully) highschooler, but he still hungered for more.
>He began ever so slightly pumping his hips upward, jabbing Yasuna's cheeks with the tip of his member.
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>>5820876
>ywn have drunken sex with the cute bird
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>>5820978
Hi Jiro
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>>5820937
Jiro said that wasn't the main reason he left the Discord. Remember the red pill? He left because called the Discord becoming a circlejerk hugbox filled with people who suffer from unwarranted self importance syndrome (like Owain). And surprise! Not even a day after he was gone, Kyouko goes and makes Lupin a mod who bans everyone he didn't like and they now have strict "don't hurt anyone's feelings or we ban you" rules.
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>>5820983
>scratches cheshire cats ears
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post asses and let anons spank them
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>>5821015
Spank anons and let asses post them.
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>>5821015
As if anyone is brave enough to spank my spooky butt!
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>>5820913
We get Shaunas in here like Peaches. You see a Peach, you think it's going to stay, it stays for a bit, then it leaves. A while later a new one crops up and the cycle repeats. Nothing of value is lost in them moving to discord. Another one will take their place. EGG also doesn't know how to handle drama by what I have seen and she thought a joke would work.
>>5820940
Shauna left two days after picking up Shauna, they played Elesa before that and were already starting to slowly leave. In fact all the Shauna Avas leave shortly after picking them up. It's like she's cursed.
>>5820937
You say that like it's supposed to be a bad thing.
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>>5820875
>Chara is not someone that decorates flashily, as evidence by all the brown and beige
>they smile bemusedly as the man scurries over to take their hand
A better question is, why do you care?
>though the question is rhetorical, they give a little pause before lifting their bloody finger and touching it to his lips, eyes crinkling in delight
Hah.
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>>5820898
>>5820932
>>5820983
>>5820992
Samefag
no one wants anime shit
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>>5820128
{Afternoon, just woke up}
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>>5821036
>You say that like it's supposed to be a bad thing.
Him and Jinx were the only mods that were actively trying to make the Discord a better place.
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>>5821055
Would give anything for Kuro to tease me about my lolicon ways and seduce me into fucking her.
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>>5820983
Yep, you keep being you and awesome, I'll keep an eye out for ya!
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>>5821049
(Open your heart to adorable ships and planes, Anon!)
>>5821009
(A lot lower than that, but it's a good start)
>>5821055
(I'd love to try Kuro sometime if you don't mind!)
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>>5821055
>Anon is trying on one of Elizabeth's identical dresses, thinking that he will not be caught.
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>>5821049
Even for you, this is weak.
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>>5821048
>The man moves his face back slightly as they press their finger to his lip, his tongue licking over his lip to clear away the dark red drop of blood.
>The man shivers as the taste of blood spreads through his body, unnerved by how much he likes the taste.
Well its normal to not a cute kid to hurt themselves.
>He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a bandaid, wrapping it around Chara's finger and giving him a gentle smile.
There, is that better?
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https://strawpoll.de/9gg4y32
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>>5821035
>Spanks with a large pizza peel.
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>>5821136
>Scratches and rubs all down her body until he's rubbing the pussy's pussy.
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>>5821139
Fuck off DMG.
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>>5821035
I'd spank that ass hard, and then some.
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>>5821162
(Now you're thinking with monsters, Anon)
>>5821135
(Aww, too nice! Sorry I'm just taking up time, but I just love talking with my favorite people. I'll definitely be around, promise! Any preference?)
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>>5821092
They were trying to help a lost cause. Cool.
You know what they could of done if they wanted to make the Discord better. Make a new one except add rules unless all the other new discord attempts various people have done.
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>>5821146
>their blood is coppery and tangy against his tongue
>they try their best to give him an utterly condescending look as he dotes over their finger, maroon eyes rolling in their sockets slowly
Children hurt themselves all the time.
>they pause for a moment, and their smile peters off a bit
Thank you...
>>5821157
>tfw you are the deuteragonist of the threads
(D-doushio)
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>>5821193
Be a good kitty and let your master make babies inside you when you come back okay?
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>>5821193
>he strokes chesire's tail rough as he toys with her pussy, fingering her.
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>>5821136
Strike Witches are based on Pilots.
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>>5821099
"You're lewd, Mister! I bet you have tons of that stuff in your room, too!"
>>5821136
"Hi!"
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>>5821015
>Spanks anon's booty instead, honking the whole time.
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Who do you miss ERP?
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>>5821200
Thats how easily people get triggered over him.
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>>5821237
My will to RP.
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>>5820991
>The (maybe) highschooler's cheeks stretch like a chipmunk's to accommodate Anon's shaft as it pokes and prods against them. She looks up at Anon and squints her eyes as to indicate a smile. Yasuna begins finding a rhythm, sliding her head up and down the length of Anon's manhood.
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>>5821237
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_whfpCOFM6E
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>>5821193
I hear you've got a Gran-d old scheme, but I won't be completely around until later tonight, if you're up for it.
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>>5821237
(My cat)
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>>5821231
"I have a couple figs, even of you! Lolis do it for me quite a bit though."
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>>5821137
>Elizabeth had strided right into her room during the act, and stopped dead in her tracks with her eyes on the anon.
"What are you...how did you get in my room? Why are you wearing my dresses?"
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>>5821267
>>5820991
(I forgot to mention I need to leave now.)
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>>5821273
me irl
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>>5821214
>The man gives them a warm smile before sitting next to them on the bed, giving their head friendly head scratches as he looks them over.
That's true but its up to adults to help them out afterwards.
>He takes a look over their features, not being able to really discern a gender, besides the fact they are extremely cute. His hand slowly trails down their back as he scoots closer to them.
So ya feeling alright?
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>>5821308
The short version? He's a child obsessed with power. Any time power is wrested away from him, he loses himself completely. Did it ever seem random to you that he attacks the owner of every discord server he becomes a part of? Why he made his own despite being a literal who? Several times? He is obsessed with power. He never cared about DMG - he cared about the power his emotions gave him. The power it gave him over DMG in the process. When DMG took that power away every so often, we have seen the result of that. Paul would react with leaks and sharing of personal information, trying to regain that power. He has to be at the top, at all times.
Power, power, power. Remember how his first big fit was over being called over god modding? Even the disaster of a wedding. It was a thread *dedicated* to his power over the thread community and over DMG himself. That the thread went poorly for him, that DMG treated it as the silly thing anyone would, he lost himself completely. Power, anonymous. All the child cares about is power.
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>>5821286
What happened to your cat?
Did it....pussy out?
I'm sorry if that pun was uncalled for. It's probably going to turn this question into something purrfect or a catastrophy. I ca(n')t stop.
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Reminder that despite having a defense force, Owain isn't actually liked in the Discord
https://strawpoll.de/ew4z7xz
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>>5821290
>Anon twirls around, the dress spinning around his ankles, still wearing his sneakers. Anon is in shock, he thought she was out for the day.
"Elizabeth! I..."
>Anon, though technically fully clothed, tries to cover himself, not only is he embarrassed to be caught trying on her clothes, but he knows he doesn't look good in them.
"I thought you were out...ok that's no excuse. I...oh my. I don't know what to...oh dear."
>Anon is blushing beet red and stumbling over his words.
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What the fuck I love Bojack horseman now
https://youtu.be/45a1NTArG-g
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>>5821359
The short version? He's a child obsessed with power. Any time power is wrested away from him, he loses himself completely. Did it ever seem random to you that he attacks the owner of every discord server he becomes a part of? Why he made his own despite being a literal who? Several times? He is obsessed with power. He never cared about DMG - he cared about the power his emotions gave him. The power it gave him over DMG in the process. When DMG took that power away every so often, we have seen the result of that. Paul would react with leaks and sharing of personal information, trying to regain that power. He has to be at the top, at all times.
Power, power, power. Remember how his first big fit was over being called over god modding? Even the disaster of a wedding. It was a thread *dedicated* to his power over the thread community and over DMG himself. That the thread went poorly for him, that DMG treated it as the silly thing anyone would, he lost himself completely. Power, anonymous. All the child cares about is power.
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>>5821286
Is this the Charbear Chara or Cat woman chara? Either way, I miss my cat a lot too, buddy. It's been nearly a year and it still stings.
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>>5821329
>>5821377
The short version? He's a child obsessed with pootis. Any time pootis is wrested away from him, he loses himself completely. Did it ever seem random to you that he attacks the owner of every UGC team he becomes a part of? Why he made his own UGC team despite being a literal iron heavy main? Several times? He is obsessed with pootis. He never cared about DMG - he cared about the pootis his emotions gave him. The pootis it gave him over DMG in the process. When DMG took that pootis away every so often, we have seen the result of that. Paul would react with leaks and sharing of personal information, trying to regain that pootis. He has to be at the top of the scoreboard, at all times.
Pootis, pootis, pootis. Remember how his first big fit was over being called an idiot? Even the disaster of a midfight. It was a midfight *dedicated* to his pootis over the TF2 center community and over DMG himself. That the midfight went poorly for him, that DMG treated it as the silly thing anyone would, he lost himself completely. Pootis, anonymous. All the child cares about is Pootis.
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>>5821223
(Only one master in this world and that would be Eros. But she certainly wouldn't mind the latter)
>>5821227
>The Cheshire's chiding laughter smooths into a purr as his fingers work both the sensitive organs. Her hips grind into his fingers and her multicolored tail dives into his pants, wrapping itself around his cock.
>>5821228
(Oh I know, it was just a little bit of a joke)
>>5821274
(I hate you I hate you I hate you)
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>>5821392
You can't downplay how right Mecha is with some retarded TF2 meme Paul. Him coupled with that Kenny screen has ruined you. Get fucked.
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>>5821338
(Euthanasia)
(Those are some good puns)
>>5821390
(Catwoman)
(We're all gonna make it, bro)
(Hang in there)
>>5821310
>their head rocks with the scratches, and eventually nuzzles right into the hand, too enamored with the physical contact to keep being passive-aggressive
I cannot argue with that.
>the fingertips on their spine makes them shiver, but they don't give an inkling as to what they really are, drinking in the affection they'd never really had
I'm fine. Why.
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>>5821409
Haha I hate minions
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>>5821015
Sweaty butt?
>>5821390
>Char-Bar
That nickname was always dumb
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>>5821427
Hey, leave Char-Bar anon alone. He was just a lonely virgin who found a waifu in a psychotic killer.
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>>5821400
That's just mean and hurtful!
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>>5821290
>A scientist stares at Elizabeth in her room through the one-way window, then presses a button on his recorder
The Lamb has grown into such a mature lady, Father Comstock must be pleased with how healthy she's become.
>He drops a pair of pills into a glass of water, and quickly drops it into her room with a dumbwaiter
I have been personally instructed to physically inspect her body, and ensure that she will be more than able to bear children, should Father Comstock perish...
These pills should safely anesthetize her, and make her forget what will happen to her
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>>5821400
>he tries to scratch her ears to calm the horny cat down as he fingers her deep.
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>>5821442
His name is Chef. Okay, maybe it isn't, but I made it. I think.
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I NEED SOMETHING TO FUCK
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>>5821231
"Allo!"
"Hello there Miss."
"I didn't think there'd be somebody our age around here!"
>The silver haired boy stepped forward and removed his beret, following with a bow of his head.
"I'm Lebe! That's my stuffy brother--"
"Hey, I'm not-"
"Max!"
>>5821476
(Yeah I bet it is)
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>>5821423
>The man continues to casually slide his hand down the individual's back, trying to massage and relax them as much as he can.
>He shivers at their matter of fact way of speaking, much sharper and brash than he thinks a child their age should speak.
I was just curious Chara, just making sure you're okay.
>He takes a deep breath and pulls them into a hug, starting to have a sneaking suspicion this kid has been through some rough times.
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>>5821423
So... Fronk? Forgive me, I'm still trying to recognize people I don't talk to much.
But yeah, it'll be alright. I've mostly moved on, but I miss that fat little idiot. She was so snuggly, affectionate, and even got jealous if I were to so much as look at another cat, let alone pet or feed one. Fun times. Best pet I've ever had, but she was sick and old and just wound up leaving one day to I guess... y'know, do the thing some cats do when they're like that.
I wish you the best of luck, though. I'm sure your friend loved you just as much as you loved them.
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>>5821425
Blithering retard. No more (you)'s from me. Chug some bleach.
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>>5821526
NO, TO BUILD YOU HAVE TO SWING IT, SWING IT
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>>5821504
So you're the Felix? I'd like to continue our scene, eventually! I think the site fucked up that night and we both called it a night.
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>>5821423
Going to touch you
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>>5821290
(If you replay to two anons one at a time, you'd have less "waiting" after your posts.)
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>>5821507
Psh, my sympathy and empathy are mostly gone. I'm getting it knocked out by watch the lore wipe
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>>5821289
"Figurines, too?"
>She stuck her tongue out at him.
"You're weird, Mister! Why are you infatuated with little girls?"
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>>5821531
>Made it
Yes!
>>5821559
Yeah, the site dying was a mood killer. Which Anon were you?
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>>5821499
>His fingers bring about the opposite of his intended effect. Instead, her tail tightens harder and nethers contract around his finger, seeping liquid onto his palm/
>>5821568
(Hmm?)
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The best part about this Paul drama is that he will inevitably kill himself. Whether tomorrow, in a month, or in a number of years.
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How do I ERP?
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>>5821602
The lap dance one. I admit I got into that a lot more than I first thought I would.
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>>5821606
Damn I cratered
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>>5821566
>hugs
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>>5821605
Kill all the dragons. Kill all the major characters.
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>>5821578
"I can't help it. You're sweet, and sexual, and taboo. It's amazing. Would you show me your butt?"
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Good morning folks. I hope you all have a pleasant day. Well, save the autistic child in the corner drooling over himself.
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>>5821618
Was it because of Installation, or what?
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>>5821641
>Rubs your scalp
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>>5821641
STEVE
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>>5821641
I love you
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>>5821649
The thing as a whole, really. I wasn't kidding about never having done a session with a boy character before.
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>>5821605
>Stares in astonishment at that curvy ass, unable to move
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>>5821658
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>>5821628
Do not be so eager to dole out death and suffering, Anonymous. This life we share belongs to us all, and it is lessened by thoughtless cruelty.
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>>5821658
IT AINT ME
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>>5821524
(That's me.)
(All you can do is salt the wound and move on. Everything ends, and that's okay. Mine lived until thirteen, and his time came.)
(Thanks, whomever you are)
>>5821566
>Sideshow_Bob_shudders.mp3
Why.
>>5821509
>their back muscles loosen and relax at his touch, and a relieved sigh slips out from between their pouty lips
>their nightmare of life in half-existence is over, but the ghosts still linger in their memory, and it's hard for them to imagine it not burdening them
>but at least he's here to help
...I appreciate it. Truly.
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>>5821650
>purrs
>>5821658
If you're Paul using a DMG image, you show how little you care about her once more by impersonating her purely to shitpost. Must you prove me right every time you post?
If you're actually DMG, it's all in a day's work.
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>>5821673
Why have you never jumped on a trap before? Who knows.
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>>5821699
I'm sorry about it, I'll unblock you if you stop posting.
>>5821706
Fuck off already Mecha. You're not helping anyone.
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>>5821684
Eh? The lifebinder is missing the message. I'm /annoyed/ that the dragons are all dying.
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>>5821605
Since you're excited already~
>he spanks her hard with his other hand before scratching and fingering her faster and faster, never giving her a momenst rest to focus as he lets her sink into bliss
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>>5821353
>She didn't say anything herself for quite some time. Her mouth was hanging open and she quickly closed it, gulping as her eyes caught on to how crooked the dress was. She furrowed her eyebrows at him.
"You don't even know how to put it on properly."
>She scolded him for...that? Of all things? She crossed the distance between them and began to tug around the edges of the dress, trying to adjust it around his hips.
"You might not even fit my size..oh well, tightening the corset would fix that."
>>5821481
>Elizabeth's eyes fell upon the glass of water, remembering that she hadn't had any water at all that day.
>She sat her book down, still opened on the page she was reading, and she gingerly picked up the glass, wondering why they gave her only one.
>Shrugging off the question in her mind, she strided back to her corner, drinking down the water in one gulp before putting it on the ground.
>A few minutes pass, the Lamb yawns, bookmarks her book, thinking she'll just get a few minutes of shut-eye in and she'll be fine.
>A few minutes turn into 10, 15.
>She was out like a light on the floor, locked into deep sleep.
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>>5821720
Okay....
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>>5821719
Nothing really grabbed me until Felix, I guess. The nickname I've been given might as well hold some truth to it at this point. It was still fun and I'd like to go through to completion with it, at some point.
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>>5821623
Don't touch me you filthy casual
>>5821705
No reason
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>>5821720
Gee I wonder whose behind this post.
Even when he was flaming him DMG never talked like that to Mecha.
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>>5821721
Then there is an easy solution. Become a champion of light and life, and make more~
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>>5821729
"Corset?"
>Anon had put the dress on without a corset, he even still had his male clothes on underneath. He really had no idea what he was doing. He was going to need a lot of help if he was ever going to get this right.
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>>5821688
(Phew)
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>>5821754
Paul's so desperate for that power he's talking to himself to make it look like the thread he has power over DMG.
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(Well, time for me to head out. Have a good day everyone!)
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>>5821762
Or...And I'm just spitballing here. I could not do that. And I could go mess wit da voodoo mon.
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>>5821754
>>5821777
>>5821780
(Drop it everyone, contantly circlejerking the drama doesn't help anyone, it's only dragging us all down)
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>>5821788
See ya around
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>>5821738
Yeah, Felix is way better than Rem. Anyway, doesn't look like anyone's biting, so I'll dip. I'll probably be around later tonight. Hope to see you then.
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>>5821658
>>5821688
>>5821720
YOU'RE DMG
YOU'RE DMG
I'M DMG! IS THERE ANY OTHER DMGs HERE?
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>>5821816
ANY OTHER DMG'S I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?
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>>5821809
See you!
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>>5821507
>She looked between the two boys, crossing her arms with a wide grin and a twinkle in her big, golden eyes.
"I'm Kuroe!"
>She chimed her introduction pretty flatly, mainly because she was so used to telling everyone that it was like a rehearsed line by now. Thankfully, the rest of her words were filled with life.
"What brung you boys here? You know this place is very..different, right?"
>She wiggled her eyebrows at them, a tiny wink following what she said. She hoped they caught on to what she was saying.
>>5821633
>Her face flickered with red for a second at the sudden request, and she looked down at her skirt, behind her at her butt.
"I could...but don't you already have a figurine of me? Can't you get it off of that?"
>She questioned with a raise of an eyebrow and a smirk.
"Come on, Mister! It doesn't seem like you want it /that/ much!"
>>5821423
{I know I never talk to you much or anything, but I hope that everything gets better. I know this'll sound stupid, but I hope your cat is better wherever they are, no longer in pain from whatever caused them to have to go on like that. I'm sure that your cat misses you just as much as you missed her.}
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>>5821826
Will the real DMG please stand up? We're gunna have a problem here...
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>>5821816
>>5821826
>>5821845
Alright I'm here now
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>>5821861
unf omg yes
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>>5821861
Smh that's not the real DMG, I'm the real DMG
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>>5821843
"A fig isn't the same as the real thing! Seeing that bare flesh, watching it jiggle, seeing how tight it is. The thought alone makes me hard as fuck."
>He shifts a little in his seat, obviously erect under his pants.
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God damn man I miss my dildo princess xd hahahahahahahaha
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>>5821871
>Still not Pepsi
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>>5821745
Rrrrgh. Fine. Do what you will.
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>>5821843
(Ah, sorry that I have to duck out so soon! Kuro's super cute but I have so much to do. I hope to catch you around soon!)
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>>5821729
>The scientist presses a button, opening a secret door into her room, and steps in quietly
She seems to have fainted rather easily.
>He picks up her unconscious body and lays her on the bed
Elizabeth, can you hear me dear lamb?
>He says, waving a hand in front of her face while using the other to unbutton her blouse
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Any avas hungry for cock?
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>>5821843
(Thanks, chum. Feel free to talk to me more, if you like.)
(It was actually a boy cat, a big fat one named Midas)
>>5821941
(Yes please)
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>>5821928
Someone will have to do it with images editing, cause I'm not printing a picture out
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>>5821948
Where would you like it my dear?
>The anon asks almost hungrily, not breaking his gaze from you
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>>5821888
What's wrong Paulie? Mad I'll never love you like I love Peach?
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H A M M Y
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>>5821898
>looooooooooooooong finger poke
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>>5821768
>A soft sigh escaped her lips.
"You forgot the corset, didn't you?"
>Small hands moved around the dress, tugging up the pieces that the corset would have been holding in place.
"You really shouldn't be doing this without me. Here, let me get it off of you."
>While she tried to slide parts of the clothing off, she noticed his clothes were still on underneath.
"A dress doesn't work with other clothes on, too! Oh dear..you don't know what you're doing."
>She sounded worried in that sentence.
"Here, we need to start from scratch. Get your clothes off, first."
>>5821932
>No response reached him.
>Her head lolled to the side, the girl snoring quietly with her chest rising and falling with every deep breath.
>She didn't hear anything. She was so deep in sleep that she didn't even dream. Just saw a cool, calming darkness.
>The drug looked like it had hit her pretty hard. Of course it did, since she was not always drugged and thus had no immunity.
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>>5821705
(Sorry had to go for a second.)
>The man pulls Chara a bit closer before letting him go, wanting them to feel as loved as he possibly can in the short time they've been together.
>He pulls away and looks into the kids face, his staring seeming somewhat rude as he tries his best to figure out how old they are. His eyes constantly drawn to the oddly plump lips of the young child.
You're really cute you know that? You'd be even cuter if you smiled a bit more.
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>>5822039
Can you respond to use one at a time? So that you're typing to Anon A while Anon B is typing to you, and vice versa?
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>>5822025
Choke on your tears.
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Owain
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>>5822039
>Anon became nervous. As embarrassed as he was to be caught wearing her dress, he was mortified at the thought of being naked in front of her. Maybe she didn't mean 'everything.'
>Anon removed the dress, and took off his shirt. He was slender enough for her dresses, but certainly didn't have the bosom to fill them out.
>Elizabeth glanced at his trousers and back to his eyes.
>Sheepishly, Anon kicked off his shoes and removed his pants and socks too, leaving just his boxers on, hoping that was enough, shaking slightly at the thought of having to remove those too.
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>>5822097
is at risk of getting banned from the Discord if he doesn't stop visiting the threads.
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>>5822039
It appears she has drifted off to deep sleep.
>He said as he opened up her blouse and corset, revealing her bosom
Elizabeth really has grown, her breasts are a rather remarkable size...
>He gently pressed a finger against one of her nipples and traced a circle around it, watching the nipple harden in arousal
Good, her body still reacts, this should help me understand if she has developed a sex drive
>He lowers his head to the perky nipple and begins to suck on it, licking a ring of spit around it as he fondles the other breast
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>>5822097
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I NEED TO TELL EVERYONE HE'S TERRIBLE TERRIBLE TERRIBLE HE WRITES TOO MUCH HE FUCKED MY WAIFU HE BROKE THE CHARACTER LIMIT I HATE HIM SO MUCH AND EVERYONE SHOULD HATE HIM TOO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>5821948
{That's a cute name for a cat. I had a white cat named Snowy at one point, then my neighbors stole him}
{I'm always nervous to approach the well-known people here like you because I assume you guys all just think Im another attention whore from the server, so I just back off}
>>5821924
{That's fine! Sorry for taking so long to write something, I'm trying to break through a writer's block that's been showing up--}
>>5821880
>Kuroe playfully rolled her eyes at that request.
"Aww....do I haaave to?"
>She clearly wanted to, she loved how he practically needed it. However, she was having a lot more fun acting out like this.
"Only for ten seconds!"
>She swirled around on a heel, bending over and lifting her skirt. A heart-shaped choco ass was in full view, the girl swishing her hips as she counted.
"Teeeeen...niiiiine...."
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>>5822125
Hi Jiro
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>>5822125
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>>5822142
Leave Jiro alone, he doesn't deserve to be a boogeyman.
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Who are Owain and Lupin
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>>5822128
>Anon reaches his hand forward to cup over one of the bare cheeks of that delicious chocolate ass, rubbing it, squeezing it lightly.
"It's more amazing than I ever imaigned, so soft and warm~"
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>>5821965
>their mouth opens silently, hearts forming in their mahogany eyes as they wait for him to unzip his pants and free the beast
>their fingers tug and toy at the hem of their sweater, anxious and excited all at once
>>5822003
>this is a new level of disturbing, even for Chara
...aheh. Heh. Heh...
>>5822041
...tch. Buttering me up, to try and 'save' me. You're an idiot, you know that?
>despite the apparent bite to their words, they do smile, the pink lips curling up brightly from ear to ear in genuine delight
>if they aren't fourteen, they certainly do a good job at looking it, from the shortness of their limbs to their chubby cheeks, rosy as they always seem to be
>their bare feet continue kicking in the air, and they wait to gauge his reaction
>>5822128
>neighbors stole him
(Wow, lame)
(I have nothing to do with the servers, do don't worry about that. Talk to me all you like)
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Everyone was slowly led into a large room, a wide path leading between two great pools of lava, a small podium at the end, with Lord Dominator standing at the side, wearing an elegant black dress, highlighted with flowing orange trimmings.
The dark magician slowly walked inside, at the opposite end, stepping forward, slowly making her way to the end of the long walkway.
The normally cruel dominatrix was struck with glee, watching her soon-to-be wife walking up to her, the two meeting after a moment.
The verdant green woman took her lover's hands together, standing just a bit taller than her, looking at her with her soft, loving crimson eyes.
The sturdy man behind the podium read off his lines, ending with the question, first asking the Dominator
"Do you, Lord Dominator, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?"
She replied without hesitation, giving a firm yes, the man then turning his head to The smaller but thicker woman
"Do you, Dark Magician Girl, take this alien to be your lawfully wedded wife?"
She gave the same reply, making it official, the pastor then finishing his speech, allowing the two to kiss, which they eagerly do, pressing their faces together passionately, forming an eternal bond between two lovers
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>>5822183
>Owain
Attention whore who got his claim to fame by humblebragging and being passive aggressively nice.
>Lupin
Discord mod with a hidden agenda who got rejected by Jinx and he's never forgiven her for that since
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>>5822189
Paul godmods so hard he called DMG's reply at their own wedding.
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>>5822215
wew
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>>5822186
>The anon obliges, undoing the zipper in his pants, his thick member dangling down in front of your heart-filled eyes
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>>5822231
Type less
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>>5822107
>She looked content that he was now almost-nude. She walked up to him with the dress, slipping it over his head as the silky material now smoothly slipped over his body without any awkward shaped under it from a dress or pants.
>She backed up and tilted her head, looking it over to see where it fit.
"Well...it's a bit open on the top. But that's okay! Once we put the corset on, you'll have more room to breath."
>She disappeared into her closet, returning with a white corset that was only for the waist area. It didn't have a bust, meaning he wouldn't look so awkward wearing it.
"Have you ever worn one of these, before? Maybe I have to get a training one out, instead.."
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>>5822202
Don't forget his obsession with Coffee.
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>>5822269
Oh yeah, that too. He also might've been the inane prattle guy who tried to get her contact info. Said guy came back to do the same with the new Jinx.
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>>5822186
>The man marvels at the bright happy grin across the damaged child's face, a small giggle shaking his body as he scoots closer to them. He places his hand against their thigh and casually rubs it as they speak.
I'm not a smart man. I just like calling things how they are.
>He leans forward and gives Chara a gentle kiss on the lips, returning their smile with one of his own. His hand gripping their thigh starting to massage away the tension he feels in them.
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>>5822123
>Her blouse and corset opened up easily, the breasts that were always held by the tight material now bouncing out and settling on her chest like soft mounds of innocence.
>Her nipples grew hard at his touch, a subconscious reaction to the light feeling of a fingertip rubbing over them.
>However, once his mouth fell onto it, and he had started to suck, she jerked for a second in her sleep. It sounded like she made a whine, and she murmured something in her sleep before settling back into it with a quiet snore. He would have to be careful, she could be sensitive to the point of waking up.
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>>5822263
"This is all moving so fast."
>Anon looks at Elizabeth holding the waist corset.
"Is a training one...easier?"
>Elizabeth notices that the fabric of Anon's boxers is clinging to the dress. That won't do at all. The boxers will have to go.
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>>5822128
(Hey, are you okay with continuing?)
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>>5822185
>Kuroe's counting was interrupted with a loud squeak from her lips as the anon squished her plump butt in his grip.
>Her head jerked around to look at him. Was that freckles of pink coming to life on her face?
"M-miiister Anon! I didn't say you could touch yet!"
>She tried to make it sound like a scold, but it was more of a high-pitched whine if anything.
>>5822186
{Aaaa yay}
{I love the way you write so much. Half the time I don't realize you're playing a character unless someone says "Oh hey its him" because your writing style changes a lot. How the hell do you do that?}
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Why do the Thirsty duo hit on avatars, knowing they might be male?
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>>5822377
>Thirsty duo
Max & Lebe?
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>>5822186
>>5822374
>Grabs them both by the head
Now kiss!
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>>5822377
Fire emblem dude and the persona 5 MC
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>>5822391
You can't just pose little girls like toys, Carnage.
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>>5822377
>Thirsty duo
You mean everyone?
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>>5822374
>Anon spanks Kuro's ass, it's a hard slap, leaving an imprint on her brown flesh.
"I can't help myself." He removes his hand, "Won't do it again!"
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>>5822377
WHOA WHOA WHOA HOLD UP.
BACK THE FUCK UP.
Okay. Slow down.
Are you saying. That. There's people in a type fuck thread. That want to type fuck?
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>>5822398
Because they have sad real lives so they use ERP to fill the void. They both desperately want to be the protagonists in their own harem anime.
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>>5822377
What if they like playing with people for fun?
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>>5822328
>She nodded with a grin on her face. She looked happy that she was able to help him wear her clothing better. She heard what he said about it moving so fast, so she explained while she got the actual training one out.
"Yes! They're for...well, people who have never worn one before. I had to wear one when I started wearing them. They're a bit tight, but you get used to the feeling!"
>She looked down, realizing the smooth line of the dress was getting caught up on the corners of the boxers.
"You..might need to remove those too. Don't worry! I won't look, I'm getting some things out!"
>She turned and went back to looking for the training corsets, to be polite.
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I don't ERP at all but I'm interested in this realm of potentially fun and lewd degeneracy. What exactly are these "cards?" Are they just characters you're willing to ERP as?
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>>5822433
Owain is addicted to ERP and Lupin is genuinely using ERP as a personal dating service.
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>>5822463
Characters people already ERP as.
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>>5822399
I'll pose you like toys!
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>>5822463
It's a list of a person's characters.
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>>5822306
>He pulled his mouth back, content with the amount of saliva that has coated her breasts
Yes...these breasts will do a fine job nursing the children she has..
>He pulled down his pants to pull out his erection, already throbbing hard from playing with her breasts
She certainly has the body to please a man...
>He positioned himself on top of Elizabeth and brought his cock between her breasts, then firmly pressed them together to sandwich it
Oohhh, the tender softness of her bosom is astounding
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>>5822463
Basically yeah. They're characters you have image folders for and are willing to use.
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>>5822440
>Anon's breathing quickened. Not realizing she's be taking the dress off again - since the corset goes under the dress - he slipped his boxers off under the dress and put them under the rest of his clothes.
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>>5822463
Yeah, you have it exactly right. Some people consider characters on a card to be exclusively claimed but most avas are pretty chill about two or more people sharing the same character. See: two LoLJinxes and four Neos.
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>>5822487
I may be anomalous, but just because I am le jeune it doesn't mean i'm another child for your perverse games.
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>>5818917
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RrkzIN2eP0U
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>>5822371
{Of course!}
>A pair of lips latched onto the head of his cock before he could even finish getting the uncertain words out of his mouth.
>Oh, she certainly meant what he thought she meant.
>A long drag of her tongue slathered the head of his cock to make sure there wasn't any salty seed left that she forgot about.
>She quickly went down, making an over-exaggerated "gulp" that did nothing more but make her mouth spasm for a second over his dick.
>>5822391
>LOUD LOLI SCREAMING AND FLAILING
>LET THE SMALL CHILD GO CARNAGE
>>5822406
>She stuck her tongue out at him, jumping back up to her feet so fast that her skirt swished around her hips without her having to move them.
>She rested her hands on her hips, striking a pout on her face.
"I'm gonna have to punish you for that, mister!"
>She wiggled a finger for extra exaggeration.
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>>5822517
Why is Neo so popular to play as anyway? There's still a couple of RWBY characters that haven't even gotten a single player.
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>>5822533
People think that because she's mute they'll get away with doing half of the work.
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>>5822231
>their palms meet the sides of his hips in a sharp slap, and they take him all into their mouth in one go
>their nose is soon ticked by the tangles of his pubic hair, and it scrunches up in response
>'shave more', they seem to bitterly grumble before starting to bob
>>5822304
>the kiss leaves the child on the border between paranoid and manic, eyes kept wide open to make sure he isn't trying something cruel, as so many people who 'cared' did before
>but their eyelids soon flutter shut, and they smooch the man back, their lips weakly submitting to his
...so you're admitting it. Haha, I'm right. As always.
>the condescension is a bit strained this time, and their thighs wobble at the touch, unconsciously parting for his hand
>>5822374
(I've been at the roleplaying game a long while, I like to think I've gotten okay at making my characters stand out)
(I really appreciate the compliment though, I get paranoid about being 'samey' sometimes)
>>5822391
>the indignation of being pushed around only lasts a moment, and Chara soon looks at the other victim in this
...
>they give a soft peck back before looking back to him
You're perverse.
>>5822399
(The amount of times I've told him this over five long years is amazing)
(And he's still at it)
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>>5822533
because she's best girl
I dunno, to be honest some of the others might be a little too pure for ERP. Neo, on the other hand, is a blank check when executed at worst and conceivably a bit more dark and mature at best.
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>>5822533
The idea of a cute, mute shorty dom gets a lot of rocks off when she's done at her best.
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>>5822520
I'll have you know they are disturbing games, not perverse!
>>5822532
Never, you love these people so much...you can mourn for them!
>>5822557
Ya just gave her mana
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>>5822620
Disturbingly perverse maybe.
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>>5822497
so the idea is that you have to post a new image with every reply so people know it's you? what if you run out?
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>>5822533
(I think it's safe to say I'm the best at it, so I'll try to sum it up)
(She's a character that speaks through gesturing, and for me it presents enough of a challenge to make her endearing)
(Add to the fact that she's tiny and curvy with a thirst for blood, and you've got a solid waifu)
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>>5822215
And they thought I was bad...
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>>5822639
You can look for more, sign your posts at the end, crop face images out of others you have, or just rely on context to fill in the blanks.
It's a flexible system.
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>>5822641
Stop trying to keep the meme alive, Innocent Boy
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>>5822530
Someone pick up Squall. I want to cuck the worst FF girl.
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>>5822557
"Aaah"
>The anon is completely thrown off guard by his cock being consumed in an instant into the girl's mouth, his face flushing red as he hears the remark about his pubic hair.
"S-Sorry.. I-I will..~"
>He was quickly cut off by his own moan, not able to contain himself from the pleasure he was experiencing from her mouth on his member.
>The anon's hands, not knowing where to go, rested on the girl's head, fingers intertwined in her hair. He had a growing feeling that this was no ordinary girl
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>>5822639
a good amount of characters have enough images to the point where they can last all day without repeating.
More niche characters have a problem with having enough images, but you can side step this by cropping images, signing posts, ect.
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>>5822490
>A shiver ran through her body when he had pulled from her breasts, as the cold air that rolled across their surface made the saliva on them give her a small temperature shock from warm to cold.
>His saliva was enough of a lube for his cock to slip between the warm mounds that enveloped it firmly. They were still soft, squishy enough to mold in the palms of his hands.
>She didn't make any sounds this time. She had settled into an odd dream. She didn't know what the dream was about. It was still dark...but she felt hands all over her chest. She was scared in the dream for a second, then she started to relax.
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>>5822532
"Heh, and how are you going to punish me, Kuro?"
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>>5822659
>does a happy dance
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>>5822504
>She had moved onto her knees in front of him once his boxers were off. Not to do anything, but instead to get that corset onto him.
>She slipped her arms and the corset up his skirt as soon as the boxers were put up. She didn't seem to be trying to be lewd, just trying to blindly wrap the corset around his body.
>She was right, it was a snug fit at first, and she hadn't even tied it yet.
>Then when she tied up the back with the same skill that she had with picklocking, it got a few notches tighter. His chest still felt open, meaning he could still breath and not feel like he was suffocating.
"You don't have to wear the corset all the time..just when you're wearing the dress. It trains you to have better posture, and slims your body a bit!"
>She kept explaining the usage of the corset in the first place.
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I'm very hungry!
Give me the booty!
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>>5822532
>he moaned out, every action of hers putting him in deeper ecstasy as she continued pleasing him despite of his mind-blowing orgasm
S-stop, you're making me addicted to you~!
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>>5822746
>Gives the booty
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>>5822633
Eh a little perverse, depends on my target
>>5822746
What do ya say?
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>All those DMGs before and not a single one me. Kek
>>5822746
>Booty
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>>5822737
>As she explained the corset, the front of the dress tented a little bit as Anon became erect. A tented dress didn't look attractive, and if Anon leaked any precum there's be a small wet spot, this simply wouldn't do.
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>>5822746
>Gives a barrel.
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>>5822746
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>>5822620
...you mean, 'determination'?
>>5822669
>the fingers curling in her hair garner a squeak, cheeks flush as she wonders how rough he's going to get with her poor brown locks
>sinking down to his pelvic bone, she plants a little kiss, her tongue peeking out from underneath the cock filling her throat to dab at his balls
Mmmf...
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>>5822807
That's a tasty looking fox butt.
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>>5822807
I want Lucario, I know she exists
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[Anyone here?]
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>>5822811
>tfw chara will never play with your cock till you're ready to explode, then encourage you to cum
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>>5822766
I said give me the booty!
>>5822795
NO! I DON'T WANT THAT!
>>5822763
>>5822775
>>5822807
>Consumes these delicious rears
OM NOM
That was fantastic! I'll be back in ten minutes!
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>>5822746
Here is some
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>>5822532
>Just even louder screaming until the Chara pecked her.
>Now it's more of a quiet mumble
"There's better ways to get mana, Carnage.."
>>5822721
"Easy!"
>The girl hopped into his lap practically. Tiny fingers curled around the edges of his pants, and they were yanked off without a care. A hand went down to his crotch, a wide mischevious smirk on her face.
"I'm gonna blue ball you until your face changes colors!"
>>5822760
"I know I am!"
>She muffled around his dick, winking at him with a giggle that send more spasms of her tongue and mouth across his length.
"That's what I want!"
>She went down for another deep swallow again, his cock's tip and two inches slipping down her throat where now a little bulge was evident.
>>5822557
{I noticed that you only used certain words and phrases for certain characters, it's kinda cool.}
{I would try to do that, but I'm more used to different words and phrases for different scenarios.}
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>>5822856
I'm here. You were telling me about your ears one time. It's because you bonded with your familiar, you said?
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>>5822856
(Yeah, mechanic anon here, from a few weeks ago. I'll be stepping away for dinner in a few minutes but I'll be around all night if you feel like doing something.)
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>>5822883
I want to commit a crime with this loli.
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>>5822695
>He started off with a slow thrust, feeling his cock slide in and out slowly between her breasts
So soft and smooth...I wonder if she fondles them often?
>He continued to thrust, picking up the pace to create a good rhythm of their flesh colliding with each other
Haah...I need to study her body more...
>He made sure his thrust made the tip of his cock reach her lips, his head kissing it over and over, reaching just inside her mouth to hit her tongue
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>>5822811
"Mm~you're so.. good ah~"
>He moaned quite loudly as the girl worked his cock, his fingers closing and tightening around her nice brown hair to form a tight grip on her, almost guiding her motions as he held her head
> The anon almost fell backwards it felt so good, the sac around his balls tightening and contracting against that wet tongue. His cock pounded with pleasure, still being filled and expanding in the girl's mouth
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>>5822794
>She clicked her tongue when she noticed the tent in front of her face.
"I forgot you men tend to show your arousal..how else can I prevent this?"
>She murred while lifting the skirt a bit so his hard on couldn't leave a stain while she thought of a solution to this problem.
>She couldn't put on panties for him, the tent would still show...and the boxers made too much of an obvious shape. What could she do?
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>>5822557
>He slides his hand in between their legs, casually tracing and fondling their inner thigh, enjoying how they squirm underneath his touch. His breath passes across their face as moves in closer, his bulge starting to become more noticeable.
You're very smart Chara...and also so very cute.
>He kisses them again, his tongue dancing over their lips as he begins to unzip their shorts, eager to find out what lays within. A thought in the back of his mind says he'll be happy with whatever he finds.
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>>5822909
"We'll see who comes first: the police or you!"
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>>5822883
Seems like you're pretty full there.
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>>5822883
"Blue ball me?!"
>He shakes his head, his cock hard in her hand, six inches, foreskin covering the head. He shifts under her weight, his hands resting on her hips.
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strike witches are cancer
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>>5822953
They'd have to pry me from that perfectly brown ass of yours first!
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>>5822763
I want to fuck this ass
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>>5822938
(Unless she has a male chastity cage lying around for some reason, she'll have to tuck it between his legs to keep it down and put something on him to keep it there.)
>Anon blushes, embarrassed that she noticed how much this is turning him on.
"I'm sorry, Elizabeth."
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>>5822875
Well, I could, provided it's not tiny enough that I can't see it.
>they wink at the man, making sure to let the barby comment sink in with a purr
>>5822883
(I get myself in certain 'moods', I guess. I'm glad someone even pays attention enough to me not to notice)
(In any case, did you want to do this loli/loli, because I am diamond hard right now)
>>5822925
>his balls start to slap gently off of her chin as he tightens his hold and starts to thrust, and a choking sound can be heard as she accommodates the slowly growing girth
>her tiny fingers slip back to his butt, sinking into the soft flesh as she continues taking his manhood
>she lets out a gurgling moan as his musk starts to hit her, almost sounding drunk from the sensory overload
>>5822951
(Okay, before I write my next reply, do you want a boi or a grill)
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>>5822889
"Correct."
>>5822896
[I'll try to go all evening.]
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>>5822835
(I cant do anything right now, but I can be on later anon. Is that okay?)
>>5822848
(Legends say that she will come out to ERP on this very day...)
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>>5822811
Noooope, she said something about mana
>>5822856
Yes
>>5822883
Is there!? Really!?
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>>5823032
[Do you like watersports?]
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>>5823047
Oh don't worry, we can go anytime.
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>>5823032
Okay, so... bear with me here. Thta means you're part animal? Do you sometimes get the urge to do animal things like... try to fly?
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>>5823024
(I'm fine with either but grill is good.)
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>>5823059
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>>5822998
>Tfw you don't play Hilda
>Tfw the person who does isn't here anymore
Feels bad
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>>5822883
>as he looked down at her, seeing her giggle with a wink while sucking him, he realized he desired her far more than he ever expected, as his ecstatic mind makes him confess this
S-so do I...! Please don't stop! You can drain me any way you want, with your mouth, hands, hips, thighs, pussy, feet, please use this mana source to your heart's desire~!
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>>5823024
"Aah.. you're going to make me..~"
>The anon couldn't finish his sentence, also overwhelmed by pleasure that seemed to linger in the thick, hot air that surrounded them
>His cock was thick against the girl's small mouth, fully erect in her throat, coated in hot saliva.
>Against the fingers of the girl, his ass tightened, skin becoming hotter and hotter.
>The anon barely had time to think about what he was experiencing, consumed by his senses given to him by the girl.
>He slipped his one hand down her shirt as far as he could, instinctively groping any mound of skin he could find on the girl, his other hand remaining on top of her head, gripping tightly.
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>>5823024
Gotta love that sass.
>He smirks in response to her snide comment, slowly unzipping the hem of his pants while looking down at the rather small, sweater-clad, girl.
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>>5823097
FP, please let me cum on your tits!
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>>5823047
fuck yes, I'd really love this Lucario
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>>5823059
[Fine by me. Don't let anything come out of the other end, though.]
>>5823080
"The animal features are mainly for decoration."
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>>5823159
[I've always had a fantasy of a girl holding me while I pee, just aiming it for me.]
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>>5823159
>The anon eyes her furry ears skeptically
... just decoration? They look very lifelike.
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>>5822912
>Her mind was taking the situation into a different light in her dreams.
>In her head, a snake slithered up her chest, hissing and squirming over her body. She couldn't move, and assumed she was trying to stay still so the snake wouldn't be startled.
>She opened her mouth to tell the snake to stop, and it licked at her lips, making her jerk.
>In reality, his cock was pressing and slipping into her slightly-open maw. He was using it for himself, and her nipples hardened firmer from arousal as his thumbs absentmindedly rolled over them from holding on.
{I hope you don't me saying what she's dreaming about. I thought it would be pretty cool to show what's going on in her head and how it's perceiving the situation.}
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>>5823168
PISSY
WISSY
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Ahnnnn~
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>>5823256
Put it away until you're at least 5, Bolin.
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>>5822856
Yeah, sorry, was playing vidya. If you still feel like continuing Alter, I can send you the last post.
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>>5822956
{Kind of, but Kuroe is pretty popular around here!}
>>5822966
"Yes! Blue ball /you/!"
>She was grinning from ear to ear, and her fingers wrapped around his hard cock firmly. She looked down and noticed the foreskin, Using a finger to pull and prod at it, slipping into it so she could feel his head.
"Aww! Your dick's even hiding it's sensitive point from me, isn't it?"
>>5822976
"You mean /this/ one?"
>She propped her ass up for the anon, enjoying the reaction it got from earlier, and had her hands resting on it to pull up her skirt and panties, giving her cheeks a full view with her cunt still pressed tightly against the wet spot in her panties that she had.
>>5823024
{Sure! Why not?}
"Determination?"
>Kuroe murmured in confusion and a raise of her eyebrow.
"No...I feed off of mana. I don't know what determination is."
>>5823053
"Yes!"
>She puffed her cheeks.
"Don't you ever pay attention to what I /do/ around here, Carnage? You're always busy staring at shark-teeth-lady's butt when she shows up...when are you gonna make a move on her?"
>>5823104
>Her hips swished side to side behind her as she watched him beg harder and harder for her touch, taste, feel. He wanted to worship every part of her body, it was obvious.
>So she rewarded him.
>To make him cum as soon as possible, her hands latched onto his hips, and her head slammed all the way down. Her face was buried into his crotch as her breaths rolled off of his skin, his balls now gently pressing against her chin.
>Her tongue was slathering his cock in saliva, allowing it to slip deeper down her warm, tight throat.
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>>5823256
Be careful with that mouth. Open it up like that around here and it's prone to having something shoved in it.
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>>5823032
(Done with dinner. Want to start again, or would you like me to?)
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>>5823302
When she's here for more then five seconds, but hey side quest of Wing maning for you complete
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>>5823125
One day anon, I'm taking a small break from ERP.
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>>5823087
>her heart lurches into her chest when the fingers start to pluck at her zipper, but she swallows back her reservations and allows him to drag it down the track of metal teeth to expose her privates
...d-don't brown nose me...~
>her body language utterly betrays this sentiment, shaking and flushing with veiled glee at his kind words
>her legs part a bit wider, and a drenched, hairless slit can be seen inside, swollen and waiting for his touch
>>5823119
You're supposed to hate it.
>she pouts until his cock flops out in front of her, lips falling open in awe as she stares at the (comparatively) bulky meat
...
>her fingers curl around the shaft slowly, and she almost seems to be marveling at how it feels, each puffed up vein and wrinkle of skin being mapped out
>>5823108
>her breasts are almost nonexistent, but the bit of flesh that's there is sensitive in his hands, the eraser bud nipples already standing straight up with arousal
>her tongue clumsily continues at its swirling and massaging, going slow but pressing down hard on his tender penile skin, ravenous sounds accompanying her treat to him
>the tightening of his cheeks makes her pause for a moment, curious as to what he'd flinched at
>as she gets back to bobbing, she gingerly worms a finger in to poke at his back door, hoping to spook him something good
>>5823302
Energy of the human spirit. Our SOUL's strength.
>the little red heart next to her shivers in the air, the thought of raw DT alone enough to make her very being squirm
What...what is mana?
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>>5823300
>>5823317
[I'm going to experiment playing two characters at once, so fire away.]
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>>5823354
>Ruffles hair
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>>5823302
"Why not just let me cum? You seem to like cock. A naughty little girl."
>His hands reach under her skirt for her ass, resting on both bare cheeks, squeezing her flesh, his foreskin is warm inside, the head of his cock sticky.
"Not hiding, do you like them uncut?"
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>>5823002
"Maybe I have something we can use.."
>She tapped the side of her face, and had an idea.
>She used his hand to hold up his skirt to prevent the dress from getting marked, and she disappeared into another room.
>Eventually she returned with a little cage. A familiar one.
"I read about these before. Normally they use them for very...um...different things. But I think if I put this on you, it'll keep the dress from getting ruined!"
>She was trying to make something sexual sound like she was helping him.
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>>5823354
Aiming for those dubs!
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>>5823302
Y-Yeah, that's the ass I just can't look away from...
>The man stared intently at the young girl's plump, jiggly rear as she brazenly presented it to him, his hands already inching closer and closer to her fat cheeks, his eyes focused mainly on the growing wet spot.
Why don't we just forget about the cops, and focus more on what I'm going to do to that ass of yours?
>He smirks, the bulge in his pants growing tighter and tighter as he takes in Koroe's body.
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>>5823403
Ha, you think those are dubs?
Check these!
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>>5823357
>The man's tongue slowly glides over his lips as he realizes the homicidal child he was touching wasn't wearing any underwear. His flushed face moves closer to chara's face, slowly sliding his tongue up the side of her neck.
Brown nose? I'm just saying how cute you are, Chara...
>His dexeterous fingers press against her swollen mons, teasing the entrance with a few traces of her slick pussy lips before grazing against her pleasure button with his finger tip.
You are especially cute down here too...How about you touch me too?
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>>5823400
>Anon recognized what it was.
"W-why do you have...that?"
>He didn't think Elizabeth even knew about such kinky things, let alone had one in her house.
>Anon bit his lip. He secretly loved the way Elizabeth was taking control, but it was so unexpected.
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>>5823357
>Groping at her skin, he can feel her small nipples bud out into his palm. He massages them with vigor, remaining as gentle as he can
>The anon's cock swells with heat, surrounded by the girl's amazing tongue. It gives a hard twitch, his shaft throbbing with newfound intensity. He knew he was about to cum
>Overwhelmed by such feelings, the anon only noticed the finger in his rear as it prodded at his entrance. His tight hole gave slightly, allowing the finger ease of access a shot of pleasure surging through to his cock.
"Mmmff!~ aahh!~"
>He have the loudest moan he had during their time together, his hips bucking into the girl's mouth as his cock was about to explode
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>>5823403
0 - 9 and I be depressed more
Dubs and you unblock me
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>>5823357
How could I hate it, when the one telling me is so damn cute?
>A smile perks up from his face as he retorts, a hand resting over her head and gently ruffling the girl's soft hair as she explored his length, his hips slowly pushing forward into her grasp.
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>>5823461
Nope!
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>>5823487
Numbres relly do relfect rality. :)
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odds vidya
evens continue watching shit
dubs givem the fucc
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>>5823511
Oh man, nice dubs. I guess I have to submit my body to your pleasure now.
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>>5823302
>unable to last long from her reward, he eventually thrusted his hips further into her with a lustful scream, shooting just as impressive of a load into her mouth as he did on her panties
Th- that was... amazing...
>he panted while looking at her, his eyes looking incredibly thankful, yet incredibly pleading, as if begging her to continue drowning him in pleasure
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>>5823538
For MY pleasure? But anon. My pleasure is giving YOUR pleasure!
... Want a blowie?
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I want God to come
And take me home
Cuz I'm all alone in this crowd
Who are you to me?
Who am I supposed to be?
Not exactly sure anymore
Mmm where's this going to?
Can I follow through?
Or just follow you, for a while
Does anyone ever get this right?
I feel no love
And all confusion here
It is as I feared
The illusion that you feel is real
To be vulnerable is needed most of all
If you intend to truly fall apart
You think the worst of all
Is far behind
The Vampyre of time and memories, has died
I've survived, I speak. I breathe, I'm incomplete
I'm alive, hurray, you're wrong again cuz I feel no love
Does anyone ever get this right?
Does anyone ever get this right?
I feel no love
I feel no love
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>>5823595
Look, there's gotta be some way to come to a middle ground here.
>He grins, and slips his hands into his pockets, thumbs conveniently aligned with the swelling of his bulge against the front of his jeans.
How about you plant your soft ass on my face while you go down on me?
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HEY GUYS MECHA HERE I THINK WE SHOULD TALK TO LD AND MAYBE HE WOULD FUCKING SHUT THE FUCK UP HAHA GET IT YOU'LL DO IT BECAUSE I SAID SO HAHA BECAUSE I'M THE BEST ROLEPLAYER HERE RIGH TT LOL
>>5823603
hahah ur a fagot
>>5823595
:^))))))))
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>>5823603
We don't care. No one cares.
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>>5823511
>dubs
w/e, that counts :3
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First reply picks who I play today before I fuck off and play sunshine for the next hour trying to get the pachinko shine
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>>5823631
The short version? He's a child obsessed with power. Any time power is wrested away from him, he loses himself completely. Did it ever seem random to you that he attacks the owner of every discord server he becomes a part of? Why he made his own despite being a literal who? Several times? He is obsessed with power. He never cared about DMG - he cared about the power his emotions gave him. The power it gave him over DMG in the process. When DMG took that power away every so often, we have seen the result of that. Paul would react with leaks and sharing of personal information, trying to regain that power. He has to be at the top, at all times.
Power, power, power. Remember how his first big fit was over being called over god modding? Even the disaster of a wedding. It was a thread *dedicated* to his power over the thread community and over DMG himself. That the thread went poorly for him, that DMG treated it as the silly thing anyone would, he lost himself completely. Power, anonymous. All the child cares about is power.
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>>5823646
Leave.
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>>5823646
Go away
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>>5823647
The short version? He's a child obsessed with pootis. Any time pootis is wrested away from him, he loses himself completely. Did it ever seem random to you that he attacks the owner of every UGC team he becomes a part of? Why he made his own UGC team despite being a literal iron heavy main? Several times? He is obsessed with pootis. He never cared about DMG - he cared about the pootis his emotions gave him. The pootis it gave him over DMG in the process. When DMG took that pootis away every so often, we have seen the result of that. Paul would react with leaks and sharing of personal information, trying to regain that pootis. He has to be at the top of the scoreboard, at all times.
Pootis, pootis, pootis. Remember how his first big fit was over being called an idiot? Even the disaster of a midfight. It was a midfight *dedicated* to his pootis over the TF2 center community and over DMG himself. That the midfight went poorly for him, that DMG treated it as the silly thing anyone would, he lost himself completely. Pootis, anonymous. All the child cares about is Pootis.
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>>5823646
Play Sunshine now instead.
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>>5823646
miss mayhem
I'm too horny to care
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>>5823663
You didn't even try to creatively fiddle with that copypasta.
Mecha's got you so bad you're even more brain dead than usual Pauline.
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>>5823646
You left before Eve drained me with her breasts, so Eve, I guess?
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>>5823469
I, ah...
>her voice falls and swells with the movement of his fingers, swooning in a low pitch and shooting up to an airy whine as he presses down on her clit
St-stop, stoppit. I'll touch you just fine.
>her toes curl tightly at his suggestion, and it takes her a moment to overcome the surge of sluggish arousal in her mind before she can unbutton his pants and reach inside, fishing around for whatever might be inside
>>5823491
I am not cute. I am the demon that waits at the edge of existence.
>the 'demon' has a very whiny voice, but that doesn't stop her from toying with his cock
>one of her hands dips down to the sack hanging underneath, and cups both orbs inside, squeezing softly and rolling them in her palm
>>5823482
>she's almost surprised by the tight clench of his pucker, but the tug at her nipples keeps most of her attention, and she only half-coherently slips her stubby finger in as far as she can
>his cock spasming in her mouth nearly triggers her gag reflex, but she manages to quash the urge to cough
>sucking as hard as she can, she keeps roughly ramming her finger around inside of him all the while, intent to see just how desperate the man will sound when he's emptying his payload
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>>5823657
>>5823661
It appears you have had some trouble with your keyboard.
I see what you were trying to type, and I will autocorrect it for you :
Muselk shitposting
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>>5823642
I literally cannot control myself when I see you, fuck
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>>5823673
Stop samefagging your post LD, we all know that no one would willingly roleplay with you.
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>>5823376
>Even though the base was empty in the early hours of the morning, a freshly recruited mechanic still worked in the hangar in the dead of night. Having only transferred to the base a few weeks ago, he pushed himself to finish tuning up one last Striker Unit even though his shift had long ended. A certain encounter with a popular Witch some time ago had filled him with the determination to keep every piece of equipment in tip-top shape as best he could, even if it took him all night. Though he could feel a week's worth of fatigue setting on him, he finally finished work on one last unit, storing it with the rest and stretching out after a job well done. With his work completely finished, and a much-needed day off approaching, he quickly cleaned up and left the hangar, walking back towards the quiet base. Walking towards his room, he looked forward to a hot shower and a warm bed. Absorbed in these thoughts, and expecting not to find anyone at this time of night, he paid little attention to his surroundings as he walked through the base.
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>>5823703
This
You confessed to Bolin you had to samefag your sessions because no one in their right mind would play with you
Fuck off
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>>5823376
(Sorry for the late answer, 4chan doesn't accept any links outside of Pastebin, so I had to edit them into one.)
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HHEYE GUYS OVER WATCH LOL
https://youtu.be/Aq86rgRQOCY
TRACER'S BOOTY OH MAN DO I LOVE TRACER'S BOOTY WOW THIS IS GONNA MAKE AN EPIC CLICKBAIT THUMBNAIL
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>>5823694
Don't even try to make that a meme
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I-Is it a bad time to come out and play?
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>>5823629
YAY FACE SITTING!
>She chimes before jumping at you, tackling you to the ground. Beaming a big white smile at you she shifts around on top of you until her large, round butt hangs over your face. The round cheeks being hugged tight by her gripping white panties, her flesh jiggles and plants down on your face, the warmth covering you as the sweet smell of her sex takes you.
Give it a kiss sweetie!
>>5823642
Thanks best porn. Love you!
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>>5823733
Hell No!
Can I hire Nae's services?
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>>5823733
Roll with it
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HUGHVH
COUGH COUGH UGH MAN THIS UGH MAN UGH I DIED IN THE GAME SO NOW I HAVE TO PHYSICALLY PUNISH MYSELF FOR VIEWS ON JEWTUBE UGH
UGH
OH MYYYY GOD COUGH COUGH OHHHH MY GOD OUUGHGHGHG WOW MAN MY LIFE SUCKS I FUCING HATE BEINGG AND AUTSREALIAN
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>>5823715
(And of course, I forget to post the actual pic. Nice.)
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>>5823346
"Thanks, I guess??"
>Why did she befriend Carnage again?
>>5823357
>A soul's strength? Kuroe never thought of that. Back where she came from, their powers came from mana. From something that she didn't know if it was the same as or not as the Charas.
"Mana is the energy I get from people. When I kiss someone, or do very lewd things with them, it gives me mana! And then I can use it to fight, or to go on really long journeys, or find my brother! Things like that!"
>Spotting the heart floating by Chara's head, she couldn't help but reach out to poke at it.
"What's what? Is that the soul you're talking about? We don't have those.."
>>5823393
"If I let you cum, you'll get away with what you did!"
>Her thumb rubbed against his sticky cock head, pulling away so she could see strings of liquid trail off of her thumb tip and drip across his foreskin.
"I've never got to play with an uncut one before! It looks so fun!"
>She chimed, pulling the foreskin down a bit so she could watch his sticky head throb for her.
>>5823422
>She giggled at him, still letting her hips dance side to side even when he had grabbed ahold of them.
"Go ahead then, sir! If they put you away, shouldn't it be worth it?"
>She cooed out, fluttering her eyelashes nonchalantly as her butt now pressed firmly against the bulge, the tip of his bulge feeling the wetness of her crotch as it grinded against it.
>>5823550
>She swallowed down his thick load eagerly, like a hungry bitch who hadn't had food in days.
>Her tongue rubbed against the sensitive tip of his cock one more time, reminding him of the power she had over him right now.
>She slipped his cock out of her mouth, his cock not dripping with seed, but her saliva.
>She leaned down and spread her legs, panties still wet and sticky from now just his load earlier, but also now horny she had gotten.
"Come on, Mister! Worship me like you keep wanting to!"
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>>5823691
"Demon"? All I'm seeing here, is a cute little girl, who's surprisingly good with her hands.
>He teases, his eyes locked onto Chara's piercing red ones. The man lets out a low grunt as she massages his swollen sack, he'd been in dire need of some attention lately, his busy schedule having kept him from sweet release.
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>>5823733
Baah, of course not! It's always a good time!
It just gets a little loud sometimes!
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>>5823733
Quick question.
Session with Oka where I summon a demon to fuck her.
Yay or nah? I ask for later because once I finish this face sitting session I'm outtie again for awhile.
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>>5823738
Whoa, hey, easy the--
>Remind him never to try to reason with an excited woman as eager to sit on his face, as he is to be sat on. A groan filters into her white panties as he recovers from the tumble, and he reaches up to plant his hands on either side of her jiggly, smooth cheeks. Lifting her, just enough to take in a breath that's more air than her stimulating scent, he laughs.
Could have slipped these off, first.
>The bulge in his pants twitches as he eases her back down, and presses her lips to her clothed mons, working his tongue up through her panties to tease at her hot lips through the fabric.
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>>5823691
>The man smiles as he watches the girl fumble with his zipper, his prick already pressing against his cloth prison before she reaches over. Her hand brushes against his hard warm length, the chocolate colored member slapping gently against her hand as soon as she unzips his pants.
D-Do you like it?
>He asks his question as his pussy teasing becomes a bit more heated, slipping a finger inside of her nubile cunt.
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>>5823691
>Completely overwhelmed by her motions, the anon sloppily manages to continue rubbing the girl's sensitive skin.
>The heat surrounding his cock became too great, his member building up a copious amount of semen inside.
>His cock gave another large twitch, unable to stand the warm embrace of the girl's tongue and mouth any longer.
"Fuu~ck im cumm~ing mmf!~"
>The anon couldn't speak any longer as the head of his thick cock exploded with his warm seed. Thick strand after strand, ropes of cum flowing from the end of his pulsating member. All for this mysterious girl.
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>when faced with the truth he doesn't even pretend to sadpost and just does confusing shitposts none of us would get.
Thank you mecha and kenny for ending Paul
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UGGGGH O MY GOD MUSELK EPIC HAT
UGGGH HAT OH MY GOD
HAT
MUSELK EPI HAT WITH ANTLERS
EPIC HAT OH MY GOD IT'S GOT LIGHTING
UGGGGH MUSELKKK
UGH I'M MASTURBATING TO MUESELK EPIC HAT UGH EPICCCCC
EPIC HAT UGGGH I'M CUMMING
>cums
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>>5823768
My work here is done
>Jumps on a bus
Carnage Express away!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QivrO4uLwUo
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>>5823780
>>5823808
So, let me get this straight.
The first stage of the Paul cycle is sadness. Then he goes to shitposting. Then he gets angry. A brief refractory period. And then it begins anew. Am I right?
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>5823780
MAKE ME
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This is my last muselk picture so what do I post now
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>>5823743
That's a possibility indeed~
>>5823748
Thank you Mister... Red... Gooey... Tarantula.... Thing.
>>5823785
At least I'm glad this place is full of life.
I suppose...
>>5823789
Oh, that can be done!
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>>5823474
"It was a uh...gift."
>How else would she explain why she had a cock cage in her house? How else would she explain that she had gotten it as a "gift" from a strange man who had been following her around before Songbird had gotten ahold of him due to his intrusion? She was surprised that she managed to hide the curious thing, and find a book that explained what it was to her.
"I think it'll work! Just let me.."
>Now she was back on her knees in front of him, holding the skirt up while she opened the cage and pushed his cock firmly into it. It seemed like a tight and snug fit, especially since he was hard right now.
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>>5823800
But I like my panties!
>She yells back as her plump rear squishes on his face. She bumps it into his face and nose again and again, almost "booping" his nose with her oversized bottom. Wiggling her hips playfully she leans forward to your tenting erection, noticing it twitching already she pokes at it, like a curious child
Oh my! What's this? Already hard? You must LOVE my panties too!
>>5823855
(I'll keep that in mind! I've been eyeing that goth for awhile now. Keep up the good work <3)
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>>5823768
"Well, I'd expect a certain little girl to make it worth my while, if I'm running such a high risk~"
>He grins, pushing up against her plump rear, the large bulge grinding harder and harder against her increasingly wet cunt. After a few more moments of that blissful teasing, he quickly drops down his pants, his boxers falling down along with them. The man's hands clamp down on the brown loli's fat ass, spreading them even wider as the tip of his bare cock presses against her soaked panties.
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>>5823855
>That's a big bug
>Okay Clete handle this with ease and respect
>Remember it's still a woman and has feelings
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?
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>>5823874
>Anon would fit well enough when flaccid, but in his aroused state - which Elizabeth putting a cage on him was only encouraging - she couldn't quite get the ring and the tube close enough to lock them together. If Anon were to hold the dress up for her, she could apply some ice to help him fit.
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>>5823942
I love you, Carnage
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>>5823855
>A man places a sack filled to the brim with gold
Beautiful white mantis, please satiate this horny man's desire to breed and accept his sperm into your eggs!
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>>5823915
As - hard - as - I - can - get - in - these.
>Her bumping against his face keeps cutting him off, but the encouraging squeezes he gives her ass while she does, and the further twitching against his denim both show that he doesn't really mind. It's also obvious in the way he groans when her plush flesh rests against him, and he clutches her to keep her pressed onto his nose. The tip wedges up between her cheeks as he plants his lips against her vulva, tongue snaking out and rolling around the cotton to poke at her clit.
>In fact, he's loving the Magician's ass on his face so much, that whatever he has to say to her after that just ends up muffled as he breathes in her sweet scent and mats her white panties in against her sex. Between her heat, her smell, and the tangy taste on his tongue, he starts to lift his hips up in encouragement toward her, letting his deep groans rumble over her intimates.
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>>5823706
>The very Witch,who compelled great determination from him , was returning from a day of training in the African skies herself. She stood within his proximity, expecting the mechanic to return without haste. Her own brand of determination was written across Marseille's face as he walked towards his destination. They had a deal at hand and the blonde was intent on fulfilling.
"Hey, rookie. Do you remember our promise?."
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>>5823982
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>>5820128
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>>5823942
W-What do you mean by that?
I'm a Geisha, you know? Geez, how rude...
>Conveniently, she's not mentioning that she is also a 6.5 feet tall Mantis. Yes, she's that tall.
>>5823982
E-Excuse me?
>Nae seemed surprised, although not offended, by the man's request. Of course, she was used to all sorts of strange demands considering she was a Geisha and a Courtesan but that was a first time.
>Of course, her vibrant orange eyes looked at the bag and pondered that perhaps it wasn't a bad idea. After all, their species weren't compatible. At least she had hoped.
I suppose I could allow that.
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>>5823768
>he nuzzled his face into her panty-clad rear, still feeling both of their wetnesses as his hands roamed her entire body, running through her hair, then moving down to her chest and belly
>one of his hands stayed at the crotch level, continuing to rub it as his other hand roamed her legs, even her boots due to being unable to roam her foot directly
>every second of it made him even hornier, turning his fantasies from simple blowjobs to cumming on her feet or getting stroked with her soft hair
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>>5823976
I love me too
>>5824080
Who is that peaking?
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>>5820105
I kek'd
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>>5824054
Spermie wormies?
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>>5823759
"You're just a waste of air by only standing there dumbfounded. Kneel!"
>Using the man's lust against him, Jeanne broke his bout of inaction. The desire to toy with such a nervous wreck soared as he stared at her.
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>>5824080
>Pets Anubis between the ears
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>>5823768
That is my SOUL. The very culmination of my be-ING-
>just touching the little heart makes Chara jerk violently, a warm feeling coursing through her from her head to her toes and everything in-between
>shivering, she tries to keep focused
Lewd...? You do lewd things to build up energy?
>>5823804
>Chara is nothing short of a chocolate addict, and the dark length falling out into her hand nearly brings her to salivation
>the prods against her lips aren't much helping in that regard, and her thighs wind up clamping down around his hands as he pokes a finger inside, breathing as haggardly as any overwhelmed child
It's...acceptable.
>a thick gulp slides down her throat, and she begins to slowly stroke him, rolling slightly each time she goes down
>>5823771
>well, he'd come to the right person then, because her next move is to squeeze tightly around the base of his cock and take his balls between her lips
>she drags her clenched fist down around him disjointedly as she sucks, the combination of the thorough squeezing and the vacuum seal enough to make anyone melt
Mrgh...
>>5823806
>taking the bulk of his load is hard, but she manages to keep him in mouth while she does, struggling for a moment or two before taking a thick mouthful of it down her throat
>coming off of him is a begrudging task, but she does eventually pry herself from his cock, a popping noise sounding as she allows the slippery length its freedom
...
>she drags one of her sweater sleeves across her mouth slowly to wipe away the spit
I hope I was adequate.
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>>5824046
>Watching your hips jerk and twist in the air she giggles, watching your worked up body almost BEG for attention was just the cutest thing to her. She grinned ear to ear, leaning in and pecking the thick cloths that covered his erection, all the while her puffy pussy was rubbing over his face. The kiss wasn't felt flush on him, but he felt it. She begins to jerk the pants around, exposing his member under a thinner layer of boxers
Cute! You're so worked up!
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>>5824116
>Okay let's try this again
>She said she's a Gay-sha
So she swings that way gotcha!
>Sure we'll go with that
Well Gay Bug, I'm CARNAGE!
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What are you eating, /ERP/?
I'm eating Oreos.
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>>5824116
But that's wrong.
Name:
Asazaki Nae
Age:
18
Gender:
Female
Height:
1,58m (5'2"ft)
Weight:
45kg (99lb)
Species:
Orchid Mantis (Hymenopus coronatus)
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>>5824197
Mango!
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>>5824197
A gallon of ice cream
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>>5824153
(Fantastic, thank you!)
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>>5824116
Thank you mistress!
>He quickly took off his clothing and laid himself down, his naked body lying on the floor.
>His cock lay limp, waiting in anticipation for her touch
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THICC
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>>5824197
Drinking monster because I want to die at the age of 25
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>>5824197
Waiting on dinner
>>5824203
That thing with the ears...wait is that a bottle?
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>>5824171
>Not being in any position to really deny that, he just responds to her cheekiness with a muffled mix of a chuckle and a groan, and swats at one of her cheeks from an awkward angle. Relief surges through him once his boxers are the only obstacle between his dick and freedom, where each of her kisses had lifted his hips in frustrated pumps toward her face. Spurred on, he laps up and down the mixture of juice and spit that coats her panties now.
>Below her, his breathing lifts his abdomen and chest as he pants, eyes closed now while she bathes him in warmth and sexual flavors. The line his dick forms in his boxers trails up toward one hip, somewhat stuck to him underneath by precum that stains his underwear, threatening to bubble right through from his excitement.
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+ Peko
+ Maybe Squiggly sometime today
Pick a semen demon, any semen demon
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>>5824251
>semen demon
>demon
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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>>5824153
>All he could muster after she began tending to his heavy sack was a muffled sigh of relief, his head cocking back as his mouth hands open, both hands now resting on Chara's shoulders as she swirls each orb around inside her warm mouth.
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>>5824251
>implying tenryuu is anywhere close to hard mode
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>>5824251
Any semen demon!?
>>5824259
Ya hear that? ANY!
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>>5824139
>he instinctively kneels on one knee, looking up into her eyes
>even though he felt compelled to listen to her, the words "before I force mine [wishes] upon you" kept ringing in his mind
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>>5824251
You forgot Momseid
Literally 20+ avas
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>>5824251
I want to be the titty ninja's Nii
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>>5824251
I CALL UPON THE FERAL IMP.
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>>5824251
>I'm not gonna ask I'm just gonna take it xddd
>NO, HE'S THE ASSHOLE, I'M JUST DOING IT IRONICALLLY XD
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>>5823958
>She pushed her dress back into his grip. She looked up at him with a soft, worried look.
"I might need to go get ice to get this to work."
>She left the cage hanging on his arousal, leaving to grab some ice.
>She came back with a handful, beginning to press the ice along the underside of his boner while her other hand started to squeeze the ring and tube closed again.
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>>5824296
The short version? He's a child obsessed with power. Any time power is wrested away from him, he loses himself completely. Did it ever seem random to you that he attacks the owner of every discord server he becomes a part of? Why he made his own despite being a literal who? Several times? He is obsessed with power. He never cared about DMG - he cared about the power his emotions gave him. The power it gave him over DMG in the process. When DMG took that power away every so often, we have seen the result of that. Paul would react with leaks and sharing of personal information, trying to regain that power. He has to be at the top, at all times.
Power, power, power. Remember how his first big fit was over being called over god modding? Even the disaster of a wedding. It was a thread *dedicated* to his power over the thread community and over DMG himself. That the thread went poorly for him, that DMG treated it as the silly thing anyone would, he lost himself completely. Power, anonymous. All the child cares about is power.
Addendum: He cares about claims of characters he never even uses because it diminishes his power.
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>>5824153
>The man's wrist is trapped between the soft lithe thighs of the girl, his finger currently stirring up her insides pulling out for a moment, only so he can shove two inside of her at the same time.
>His dark chocolate cock throbs and pulses against her hand as she strokes his member, each vein pulsing to make his prick throb with desire.
I'm glad you find it acceptable Chara...how about you see how it tastes?
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>>5824226
Mistress?
>Tilting her head to the side, Nae was unable to contain a small laughter before realizing how eager her "customer" was.
>Slowly removing layer after layer of her Kimono, Nae was eventually nude before the man and smiled at him, pondering the next course of action.
So, what do you wish to do now~?
>>5824194
You are loud. Too loud. Hmph.
>She wasn't gay! Unless she was paid to do such things but still...
The name is Nae.
>>5824200
I remember reading that but I totally lost that info.
Somehow my memory failed me and I thought she was tall af.
Thanks a lot Anon!
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>>5824276
ANY?! I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL THEM ALL
>>5824286
DOOMGUY YES
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>>5824251
i want to continue the drinking after tenryuu's dart-throwing failure from yesterday
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>>5824239
>Thin waist
>Thin legs
>Thin arms
>IT'S THICC!!!!!!
Fucking people...
>>5824250
>Seeing the poor dick begging for fresh air she giggles again, sitting up from the leaning over position until she's sitting straight up on the anon's face. Not just her cheeks pressed on his face anymore. now ALL of her weight crushed her face under the heat of sticky juices of her plump pussy. She wiggles her hips teasingly.
Looks like you need some help there, hmm?
>She asks, knowing you can't answer because your face and mouth are covered by her fat ass. She leans back down, taking SOME of her weight off of your face and presses her face to the clothed cock, rubbing her cheek on your shaft as she strokes it up and down
Look at it! It just needs some love, right?
>She teasingly asks, pulling at the cloths covering it to only tease you more and more
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>>5824317
God's speed man
>>5824313
Nae huh? So what's a big ass bug like you doing not eating people?
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>>5824296
>he thinks acting like a child makes the other person look worse
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>>5824306
pootis
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>>5824296
are you still friends with kenny, Paul?
he kinda backstabbed you hard
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>>5824350
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>>5824047
Huh?
>A woman's voice snapped him out of his random daydreaming. He looked up to see Marseille, standing in front of him with the usual proud, confident look on her face. Even if she had been training all day she didn't show a trace of it; the mechanic, on the other hand, was suddenly aware he was still in his work clothes, having spent hours in the hangar. Despite that, he returned the girl's confidence with his own, happy to report that he was fulfilling his end of their bargain.
Hey Marseille. Of course I remember, why else would I be up so late at night? Those Striker Units in there are all in better shape then they've ever been, promise. I'm sure you'll see for yourself during the next round of training drills.
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>>5824296
There can be four Neos and everyone's cool.
But GOD FORBID you take high god overlord Paul's characters.
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>>5824313
Well, before I dig deep into your womb in hopes of inseminating you, my cock will need to be nice and hard!
>He emphasized by grabbing his penis
So please lay down beside me and give me a nursing handjob, coddle me like a child and let me nip at your breast!
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>>5824301
>The ice slowly softens Anon, and also melts, getting Elizabeth's hands wet and cold. But soon she's able to get it closed. She could just close it with a string, but all the books showed the use of a lock, and since there was a lock right next to it in the drawer, she uses it. She's confident the key was in the drawer somewhere. Now she can focus on getting Anon looking proper.
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>>5824197
... i've got a piece of cake here. But i'm saving it.
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>>5824366
The only reason Kenny was talking to Paul was to help him, like someone helped Kenny in the past apparently, but even he finally realized it's pointless.
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Literally the only good thing Tsuyu ever did was to backstab Paul.
Et tu Froggus.
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>>5824383
I want to fuck that plant
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>>5824397
>eats your cake
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>>5824403
Kenny did it better
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>>5824273
(I've done barely any lewds with her though.)
>>5824259
(DOOM GUY, NO!)
>>5824280
(Shieeet, that's right...holy fugg.)
>>5824281
(You want to BE Nii? Br-Bruh?)
>>5824283
Ar-...ARE YOU CALLING ME A FERAL IMP?! Ho-ow DARE you!
>>5824296
(Oh bite me, Paul. Maybe you should do a session with her, then I might just drop the consideration. I know workings haard and you wanna play Hat simulator, but learn to lay your claim, faggot.)
>>5824345
(That can be arranged)
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>>5824296
WE'RE BACK TO THE MAD PART OF THE CYCLE FOLKS, HIS DELICATE SENSIBILITIES HAVE BEEN UPSET
HE'S LOST GARDEVOIR, HE'S LOST COURTNEY, AND HE'S LOST HEX MANIAC, NOW WILL PAUL LOSE YET ANOTHER CHARACTER HE PLAYS POORLY AND SPARSELY TO BEGIN WITH?!???!
STAY TUNED TO FIND OUT
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>>5824383
It's a dress/skirt/ Maybe a tutu?
It's not thicc.
I don't know why this is triggering me. Maybe I should go outside more.
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>>5824197
Some spaghetti.
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>>5824397
Oppa.... That's currywurst...
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>>5824417
I want to be your Nii!
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>>5824279
"Come, spill your wishes. Time is ticking very quickly."
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>>5824417
>Paul
>working
He has 6k hours in TF2 and spends 12 hours sadposting here as a 'joke'
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>>5824388
>He doesn't even play her
>She's not even on his card
>BUT IT'S MY TOY HE CAN'T USE IT! WAAAHHH WAAHHHH
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>>5824417
I EQUIP MY IMP WITH HORN OF THE UNICORN!
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>>5824352
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>5824417
DOOMGUY YES
COME HERE YOU FUCKING WHORE
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>>5824424
Well I know what folder I'm making now.
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>>5824350
>There's other ways to answer besides words, but he lets a few muffle in rumbling vibrations against her as she sits down fully. Whatever he said, he follows up with a full groan as his cock lifts up against the boxers, twitching in need as she smothers him. His face has gotten sticky at this point with her fluids, but still he goes right for the source while he licks and plants his lips, bending his neck up to follow her ass as she lifts it a little.
>The wordless answer to her teasing is for him to roll his hips up, meeting her nuzzling with thrusts of his own as his fingertips depress into her cushy rump. Precum, daily sweat, and natural masculinity clouds under and leaks through the cloth: counterpoint to her scents and tastes that drive him up into a frenzy. Urgent need keeps his balls tight, and his head pokes out just over his hip-line as his underwear outlines the swell of his dick, clutching to it by the stickiness of his pre.
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>>5824424
Here, have some proper thicc
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>>5824452
DAIPERPPRRR?? YOU MEAN IT'S TIME FOR THE PPOOOOPIES?
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>>5824449
Or you know. Use a GOOD card.
>>5824455
You do you booboo.
Make sure to give that THICC rose a kiss if you do.
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>>5824251
I'd love to play with the tittyninja above eliza over discord/email
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>>5824439
>unable to get her words out of his head, he had to ask her in order to be sure
...if I may ask, what are you going to do to me once you're done?
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>>5824411
>Narrows his old eyes grumpily
>>5824434
A man of my size needs to eat! Are you telling me I can't have both?
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>>5824417
i got this with the power of archives
Aw, don't you worry about that. You look like a mighty talented lass regardless of yer dart skills.
>He flashes her a rugged looking smile and decides to relieve the taste of crippling failure from her mouth with the strongest fluid known to man. Booze.
I could teach you, if you're lookin' to learn.
>He takes a seat at the bar and orders about two shots to start off. And keep 'em comin.
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>>5824475
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>>5824455
Post what porn she has pls, or link it
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DAILY REMINDER THAT DMG IS A CONFIRMED PEDOPHILE
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>>5824489
No! But it's ah... Not cake?
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>>5824474
PAUL STOP STAINING MY IMAGE OR YOU'LL BE HURT EVEN MORE THAN THE ESTIMATED AVERAGE. THIS I WARN YOU.
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>>5824411
He was saving it because he got nauseated by the precooked mini mall rotisserie chicken
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>>5824352
I find your harsh choice words to be offensive, good sir.
... But I will humor you: I do not eat people. I'm a Geisha who offers her services to them instead, such as singing, dancing, playing some instruments, tea ceremony.
I'm sure someone with your... Developed intelligence can understand that, yes?
>What a rude person!
>>5824389
M-My breast?
>For a second, her voice seemed to almost break. Because, well, she wasn't exactly stacked. In fact, she was almost flat.
>Almost.
>Despite that, she gathered her courage and pride and laid besides the man, reaching for his member with a claw... Upon realizing that it would be dangerous, so instead she used her "regular" hand to wrap her fingers around the member before cautiously pump his shaft up and down, while her other limb carefully reached from behind his head, lifting it to give him better access to her chest.
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>>5824511
>I can't enjoy them
>because you're underage
>CONFIRMED PEDOPHILE
One of these things is not like the other.
One of these thing is retarded.
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>>5824511
Shut up Paul, no one cares
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>>5824511
When will posters learn to shun Discord and remain anonymous, like me, Anon.
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>>5824530
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PJddmfesaA
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>>5824533
Have you eaten anybody's head yet?
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>>5824251
>can't typefuck because watching movie
>birthday ends in 5 minutes so no possible birthday succ
WRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>5824437
(Na-Nani? Ma-Masaka!? YAMERROOOOOOOOO)
>>5824440
(Well maybe, He should stop being a faggot for a second and use Zoombutt before I do.)
>>5824449
What wh-
>What's this? Your Scanty is evolving!
>Good job, ypur Scanty has evolved into the better sister.
>>5824454
DO-DON'T BE RASH NOW! PU-PUT THE BFG DOWN!
>>5824481
(Nii? That can be arranged)
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>>5824385
"That's what I like to hear! I can't have you sabotaging my efforts on me."
>A grin showed itself between her cheeks as the round of good news passed by her ears. The fact that he worked off all his energy just to appease Die Stern was excellent on its own.
"Say. You look like you want to go rest, but why did you pay a visit? Is there something you want from me?~"
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>>5824503
This is gonna be good.
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>>5824555
Are you 18 yet?
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>>5824489
>spits it back out
>>5824530
oh
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>>5823921
>She cooed along to the thrusts, not hiding the fact that she did want his cock. She grinded back, back and forth, until he had pulled away to get himself ready. She pulled her skirt off so it wouldn't be in the way, and before she could take her panties off, her ass echoed a loud smack from how fast his hands held onto it.
"A-ah!"
>She looked behind her to watch him pressing his cock against her, licking her lips at the sight of it.
"What're you gonna do to me, Mister?"
>>5824117
>She hummed and leaned her head back as she lost herself in the feeling of his wandering hands. Her skin was soft and getting increasingly warmer from her body going into heat.
>A hand came down to rest on his own on her crotch, her fingers pressing around to try to rub her clit through her panties. She was certainly growing needy under him, squirming so often.
"I want to be pleased, too.."
>She whispered out, opening an eye to look down at him while her hand slipped into his hair and tried to push his face into her crotch.
"You're making me do this all...I didn't even get a round for myself..."
>She whined softly.
>>5824153
>Her eyes lit up in surprise at Chara's reaction. She tilted her head to the side, staring at the heart while she talked.
"Yeah...lewd...things...is that your sensitive spot?"
>She was distracted clearly, her fingers running over the soul again. It was an odd concept, Kuroe having never heard of it before.
"That's cute."
>She said with a grin at Chara, watching them with a flirtatious smirk.
"What happens when I rub this, hmm?"
>>5824197
{Doritos}
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>>5824558
I DID IT! I BROUGHT KNEESOCKS TO ERP!
You're welcome, ERP.
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>>5824471
>FINALLY she pulls the boxers down just enough so your cock springs free. Letting the fat member slap her smiling face. The bit of pre sticking to her pale cheek as she giggles. Rubbing the same cheek along your cock as she worships it. pecking kisses and licking it gently as she dips a hand under you, cupping your tight balls, rolling them with her fingers, bouncing them around as she sloppily pecks and licks your cock. Her wide hips still on your face, but not as harsh as she focuses on your cock more. her sticky panties dripping her love honey on your face. The intense smell filling not just your nose, but the room.
You're SO worked up! Your cock's just gunna BURST right?
>>5824472
THANK YOU. That's all I really want.
... And milf butts. Milf butts are nice too. but I guess those go hand in hand.
>>5824500
What year is this?
All the cool kids use Noble-man eater bug!
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>>5824483
"If you don't do well, I'll cast you into the flames."
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>>5824584
Literally nobody cares
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>>5824562
Hi Lore.
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>>5824562
fuck you, I want Lucario instead
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>>5824584
One step closer to dominating all the world's waifus.
You did well, Anon.
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>>5824558
Even if he does keep you. You'd do a better job I'm sure.
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>>5824558
Yeah, whatever her name is. Would you prefer email or discord?
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>>5824533
Mind if I take up another nursing handjob from Hotaru then?
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>>5824512
>The old man pokes grumpily at his spicy treat, frowning as if vexed by a serious problem. Eventually he nods.
... this is true. Are you eating well, Hana?
>>5824566
>The old man looks at the macerated lump of damp cake, and eventually shakes his head.
... it's alright. You can have it. But you should ask next time.
-Reinhardt
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>>5824558
....ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MY DICK OR THE ACTUAL GUN?
BECAUSE BOTH ARE LOCKED AND LOADED.
>MAN AND A HALF
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>>5824598
If I don't do well?
>he deeply sighs
You know what my wish is, don't you?
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>>5824533
Ooohhh, such a delicate touch...you must be very talented in this miss, if you don't mind me saying...
>He turned his head to her chest, and wrapped his lips around one of her bright pink nipples and began suckling like a baby
Mmmm...such a sweet taste
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>>5824562
Literally made for being pinned down by horny male trainers for insemination
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>>5824598
(I wonder how evil Jeanne would react to meeting an Englishman?)
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>>5824575
>as soon as she says the last sentence, he gently turns her around
U- understood!
>pulling the front of her panties to the side, he moves his face in front of her crotch and starts licking her pussy while his hands continue worshipping her body
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>>5824575
"I'm going to give them a reason to arrest my ass." >He speaks in a breathy, low tone, pulling her closer towards him as his thick, hard cock rubs directly against her drenched slit. The perverted man, slowly thrusts forward, the swollen head pushing harder and harder against her entrance, gradually spreading her tight cunt open.
"Mnh, I can't wait to empty my balls into your pussy, Kuroe~"
>Without a moments notice, he slams against her, his hips smacking against her plump, jiggly ass as he bottoms out inside the tanned little girl, a loud smack echoing as he does so.
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>>5824511
>I can't enjoy them because you're underaged
DAILY REMINDER THAT PAUL SENT NUDES UNPROMPTED AS A MINOR
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