HG thread

>>5812386
Is it gay that it would be hot to get fucked by something that big?

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>>5812360
As previously stated, we analyze data at the speed of light. We have been able to observe key data about yourself including your name.
The Alliance. Human government. Based from the UN. Backed by the most powerful Human nations.

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Bъeхaл.

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Well, I must into goings now. It was nice meeting you Ivan and nice Rosja!

>>5812398
Shaqsexual is recognized by 186 nations as a legitimate orientation.

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>>5812408
That is both intriguing and a bit creepy at the same time, since I have not spoken my name at all. You may observe data at the speed of light, but it's... Weird.
Ah, so is it like a superstate of sorts that has the Allies become one? It sounds like my dream, but it doesn't sound too... Good.
>>5812374 (Sakuya)
He may as well be dead, but it's come to my attention that Amelia talked to you about his hair! For what reason, I wouldn't know, but I needed to talk to you about it!
>>5812394 (Feliks)
And as I am the largest, the whole world is against me, дa?
This will be a good start to our friendship; and if I can't be friends with Feliks... At least I'm friends with you, дa?
>>5812412
...Yes, I have a feeling we'll be good friends. Farewell, Poland.
>>5812417
Am I one of them, by any chance?

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>>5812351
E-Eh...? But I just explained that- Oh, I see! Haha, you almost had me there, Winter Darkness...but you will never outwit me! Your attempt, although noteworthy, is a failure!

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>>5812455
Yes.

Ja, totally.

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>>5812412
Night, talking ball thing.

>>5812470
Blueberry was the bomb.

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>>5812412
Later.
>>5812374 (Sakuya)
She's wearing your blue, not the yuki-onna's purple. And you're ignoring the other question, too.
>>5812379 (TrueMoo)
I don't care! Get up, dammit! I can and will call up a demon just to harass you to running if you don't!

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>>5812470
I was not told of this, but it is a welcome revelation! This "Shaq" person seems quite nice!

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>>5812456
Outwit you? If I was able to confuse a hero overlord like you, that must mean I'm a genius, right? Looks like Fre-chan isn't that big of an airhead, because turns out she was a genius this whole time!

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>>5812455
We collect and receive all transmitted data, it is necessary for us to reach consensus.
The Alliance and Humanity respectively have risen to galactic prominence in a short span of only 30 years.
Do you view this in a negative way?

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Is it time?

>>5812519
Go ahead

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>>5812519
>Drives by in 1st gear
kys Baron

>>5812519
kys Baron

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>>5812519
By all means.
>>5812480
>>5812473
>Gah

>>5812519
kys baron

>>5812519
kys baron

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>>5812480
Uh... I don't feel like actually running. Can't I just sleep for this day or something?
>Lays right back onto her stomach, the right side of her face lying on the floor.
>>5812519
Sure.

>>5812470
No store i went to ever sold these. Am i missing out?

>>5812519
Off yourself, Baron

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>>5812509
I see... I am afraid I am still a bit weirded out on how you knew my name - even if you can reach consensus quite fast, I'm a bit creeped out. Let us not speak of it any longer, дa?
Hm... When you put it that way, it doesn't sound all too negative. I was merely wondering on what it was; was the Alliance a nation, or was it a group of nations?
>>5812519
Yes, my friend.

>>5812545
Blueberry was godly.
Strawberry was good.
The rest were average.

>>5812545
Gas stations should have them

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>>5812543
I said jog, you idiot. And I am serious about that!
...Tell you what, do this and I'll get you a proper meal for once and something better to sleep on than just the damn floor. Better?

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>barons games take 6 hours to finish
>have to wait 6 hours for a game anyways

It's a win win.

ይህን ምላሽ ከሆነ, የእርስዎ እናት እንቅልፍ ማታ ውስጥ ይሞታል

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>>5812491
Hmph, do not get ahead of yourself! You are still but a newborn in the world of the dark arts of justice... It will take some time before you are worthy of considering yourself even NEAR my level! You have yet to even discover your own power...so how can you stop any evil?!

>>5812581
>,
What did he mean by this?

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Tell me something I don't know HG.

>>5812570
Not in north Texas. Each one i stop by i try and find one. No luck what so ever.

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>>5812551
Acknowledged.
Both. Human nations remain separate and independent, but they coordinate together through the Alliance.

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>>5812592

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>>5812576
Eh... Tomorrow, i'll sleep on the idea of jogging.
>Saying that, she closes her eyes and begins to breath in and out through her nose.

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>>5812577
See you in 6 hours, have a rei

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>>5812581
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>>5812616
I thought those wer dicks in her eyes.

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>>5812591
I don't know! Buuuuut, it worked out the last time I tried! I gave my best and I ended up winning with my super idol powers! Even if I don't remember the game actually happening! Maybe they gave up after seeing how good Frederica is!

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>>5812632
>Nudd fæturna

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>>5812601
I see, so it is like the United Nations... Truthfully, I was thinking it was like that. "The Alliance" makes it sound like, well, an alliance, not a nation. If I may ask, when does the Alliance happen?

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>>5812611
>There's the sharp crackle of a laser firing right past Reimu's head.
UP!
>>5812595
Your fly's down.

>>5812648
Shion, no.

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Hey friends, how are you?

>>5812658
>تاسو دا خوښوي

>>5812662
>when u bust a nut and she keep suckin

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>>5812650
Ugh...
>Opening her eyes, the lazy shrine maiden slowly gets up and looks at Rika.
I'm up, i'm up...

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>>5812650
I'm not ever wearing pants, filthy casual.

>>5812662

ሠላም ጠቦት

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>>5812678
>

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>>5812649
Human year 2149 AD

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>>5812627
Beginners luck! Or perhaps fate was shining on you... Don't go developing an ego just yet! Until you discover your power, you will not have my respect, even in a small amount! You may have your title, and your costume...but without a power, a legendary hero is just a vigilante! And not even in the cool sense, just a common thug!

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>>5812680
Now do I seriously have to physically motivate you with threats on your well-being, or can we just go?
>>5812684
Eh. Worth a shot.

>>5812719
Кӯмaки мaн нaмeтaвoнaм бac cyхaн тoҷик

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God help me, this airport is full of Indians and blacks and shit.

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>>5812711
So it is in the future? Ah, perhaps I should put it on my calendar so I can look forward to it if it ever happens...
Although I would love to keep asking questions, I don't want to pester you too much. Do you have any questions you wish to ask me, my friend?

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>>5812715
S-So I'm just a thug? I thought that victory would taste sweeter than this. Like parfait...

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>>5812748
Well... The world IS full of color after all.

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>>5812725
We can just go, you little tyrant...

>Starts 'walking' ahead of Rika, slowly yawning as she drags her feet on the ground.

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>>5812748
Alluah ackbar izaya

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>>5812662

>>5812748
If you see a Indian eating beef that's Rolf, tell him to fuck off.

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>>5812769
It shouldn't be, race war when?

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>>5812752
Negative. We already posses Human archival records and data from our universe. Our knowledge of your species is expanded upon every millisecond.

>>5812748

God help me, this airport India and black.

>>5812782
Rei, where's the game?

>>5812748
Ask them if they know how to shit in a toilet

>>5812786
War, you do.

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>>5812781
Faster!
>Another laser whizzes between her legs

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>>5812789
So it is quite redundant to even ask me a question if you already know so much about us... Then I believe I have nothing else to ask you about, my friend. Although, if it is the future where you are, what happens to Russia?

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>>5812786
Race war never, something like that would be really disorganized..

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>>5812803
Gah!
>She picks up the pace, and starts running at a moderate pace. Her now focused directly in front of her.

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>>5812797
Come on anon, we both know they dont...

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>>5812756
As of the moment, yes! But, do not be discouraged! Take that feeling of soul crushing sadness and turn it into a drive to reach new heights, and uncover your power!
>Poses
Winter Nightmare...you have gained my interest, so I trust you will not disappoint the great Guiltia Sin Jurai! Search within yourself, and find your own personal Excalibur...your power!

>>5812840
Why are you in a airport?

>>5812816
Thus, an empty "If you ask me if I know that many of us ... so I thought of you, my friend did not ask. In addition, a future where you are, what Russia?

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>>5812816
Russia is a sovereign nation in the northern hemisphere of Earth. Economically and politically Russia is aligned with the Alliance, growing increasingly stable.

First 24

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>>5812863
Andrew Wiggins

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>>5812844
Fre-chan thought that her power was her beauty, but now you're saying that's not enough? Fufufu~ Maybe my newly discovered genius brain is my true talent?

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>>5812863
Rin Tohsaka

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>>5812863
Koichi!

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>>5812863
Frederica Miyamoto

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>>5812863
Orihara Izaya

>>5812853
Because I'm hopping on a plane?

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>>5812863
Capra Demon

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>>5812863
Reigen Arataka

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>>5812863
Cinnamon Roll

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>>5812863
Rinoa and Angelo

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>>5812863
Starman

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>>5812839
Better!
>There's a few rapid footsteps as she scrambles to catch up, before matching Reimu's pace
Now...was that really so damn hard?

>>5812863
Rika

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>>5812863
Regulus Corneas

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>>5812863
Kaito the something

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>>5812863
Light Yagami

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>>5812863
Ivan Braginsky
>>5812854
...What? Please, rephrase that so I can understand what you meant.
>>5812862
As I already know. Although I an going to be a part of the Alliance, is there any events that happen while I am within the Alliance? Civil wars, the Soviet Union comes back somehow... Things like those?

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>>5812863
Koyomi Araragi

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>>5812863
PC-98 Reimu

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>>5812863
Legion

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>>5812863
Senshougahara

>>5812870
Chan said: a lot of the beauty and power of the frequency, and now, he says. ~ Have in my head is the only real talent is obvious Fufufu.

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>>5812863
Guiltia Sin Jurai, Puppetmaster of Discord!

>>5812882
Why are you hopping on a plane smartass

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>>5812863
Junpei Iori

>>5812912
demon girl vs you when?

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>>5812863
Maria and Harusame

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>>5812898
Negative. The largest conflict will be "The First Contact War" against the Turians.

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>>5812893
You keep on firing crap at me! But bah, I guess this i-
>Her legs immediately give out from running, and she falls onto her torso.

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>>5812898
>... What? You might as well be me

I'm playing a game with Google translate. Send the same phrase through a bunch of different languages, then have it spit it back out in English.

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>>5812937
>She promptly grinds to a halt, and walks over
OI! Did you just pass out on me!?

2 more

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>>5812955
Ririchiyo

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>>5812955
Flint

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>>5812955
The Shocker

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>>5812933
A war will happen... I see. Perhaps I should begin to prepare for that, even if it will take a long time until it happens. Who wins in the end, if I am allowed to ask?
>>5812952
I see...! It sounds so fun, although I wish I could give you a phrase to translate... Can I make a request, then?

>>5812900
Yummy~

>>5812945
I'm just playing a game. That's what you said after it's been translated about 20 times

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>>5812968
>

>>5812978
Absolutely!

>>5812900
Arararara

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>>5812915
Because I'm heading to a place?

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>>5812870
Have you tried using your beauty against others?! As far as my all knowing, all seeing, advanced mind was aware, you had only guessed that that was your power! Are you saying I, the great Guiltia Sin Jurai...am wrong? I-If that were to be true, you would still need to prove that you're a genius!
>>5812927
I-I...brought all the demongirls in the world to justice...! There are simply none left, or I would be all too happy to provide a demonstration of my incredible, awe-inspiring strength!

I hope _____ shows up

>>5813013
Link

>>5813009
there was one here the other day dude

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>>5813001
Here is the phrase I have! China said it once in one of his songs, so I hope it'll translate well!
>Regardless of the injury, the day it will heal will come.
>>5813013
Canada, or maybe even Belarus.

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>>5813005

For what is the purpose of your fucking trip you cock gargling bastard.

>>5813015
B-blake?

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>>5812988
Stay away!
>>5813001
Don't call me that, Araragi isn't so difficult to pronounce...

>>5813029
Yes?

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>>5813013
My will to live

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>>5812978
The war lasted three months and ended with a ceasefire.

This unit is needed elsewhere. This exchange of data has been productive. Farewell.

>>5813033
>kissu

Cutie.

>>5813013
Moge

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>>5812991
Woah! For a second I thought that aliens sent back my message in a different form! Just like in those movies!
>>5813009
Of course I did! Frederica already used her beauty and voice as an idol! I can sing and smile at the same time, to make it even more effective!

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>>5813025
Y'know there's no reason to be rude...
I'm headed to Launceston to have some r&r time from work and actually be home for the first this month

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>>5813013
Anybody.

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>>5813013
Marisa....

>>5813033
Oh. I thought it was like a cutsy nickname.

>>5813023
>Losses through tomorrow therapy
It's...kinda there? Amazing how it got therapy from that.

>>5813043
>kicks

>>5813066
>Hugs
I'm here!

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>>5813043
>pushes away
I told you to stay away, you're going to get me in trouble...
>>5813069
It's not... It just sound like you have a speech impediment.

>>5813066
>a familiar voice calls out

Be careful what you wish for...

>>5813075
kek you're a nobody

>>5813049
>Woah! When I thought that I was sent to the house number one now! As the show!

And there it is again! Neat, huh?

>>5813098
And what if I do have one?

>>5813104
You'll be nobody soon enough, bucko.

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>>5813013
Shiki-nyan! Frederica wants her to find a candy store by sniffing around this place!

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>>5813041
Then I can only hope that it'll end faster than three months, now that I know of it. Farewell, Legion!
>>5813069
Translating things are quite hard if some phrases are quite literal, wouldn't you agree? I can't see how they got therapy from that, but it is quite interesting either way, дa?
>>5813066
All you have to do is say hello, Kaito. I'm here if you wish to talk to me!

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>>5813053
See? Was that so hard you pos?

>>5813098
It's ok it can be our little secret

>huggu

>>5813120
I'd assume so, and some words don't exist between languages. That's why sending it through an imperfect translation service many times through many languages scrambles it so well.

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>>5813117
Then you should seek help, there are many ways to overcome them.

>>5813098
I'm watching you know who...

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>>5813117
As the show!
This machine knows that I'm an idol who could be called a one man show! But being a one man show would be boring! Doing it with friends is more fun!

>>5813153
Well it's not, but the point is you would have looked like an asshole.

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>>5813075
But I'm pretty sure there's somebody called 'anybody' I want them to show up so I can confirm.
>>5813100
>A familiar voice could be literally anyone.
>Kaito stands in confusion.
>>5813120
But I'm waiting for 'anybody'!

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You know what to do, HG

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>>5813150
Some words don't exist? For some reason, I have a hard time believing that, even if it is the truth. It is amazing how some languages lack the same features like other languages do, дa?
>>5813166
And I am here! "Anybody" can refer to anyone, you know, and I'm always here if you wish to pass the time!

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>>5813166
Because once you buy my game, you'll never wish for anything again!

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>>5813147
I don't want to keeo any secrets, it would be easier if you jut stopped and stayed away...
>>5813163
I-I know... And what do you want me to do? I can't just punch them...
>>5813165
If I have to look like one to make people say my name correctly, so be it.

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>>5813016
...Tch...m-must've been an apparition, or one of the few left that I personally rehabilitated into upstanding members of my empire...
>>5813049
An idol...? Then, perhaps you were right... But we must be completely sure! It would not do for you to be counting on a power that you don't really have, after all! I command that you practice it when possible, and come back to me when you're absolutely sure that that is in fact your power! It wouldn't do to lose my apprentice so early on...

>>5813210
Claim your standing in your love life fool.

>>5813215
she was yelling about her return from the underworld dog
i think she got out

>>5813210
Let's just drop it and by it i mean your sack in my mouth

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>>5813172

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>>5813192
But you were already here too.. So you didn't show up if you were already here! There's no point in arguing this, I have flawless reasoning!
>>5813199
I'm not buying it! Y-you can't make me you madman!

>when you listen to music that makes you feel

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>>5813172

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>>5813172
I'm shit at this

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>>5813239
Is that a fucking challenge?

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>>5813239
Kaito, showing up can mean many things. If I so much as pop my head in, does that not mean I showed up? You may have flawless reasoning, but so do I! It is like arguing with a brick wall!

>>5813166
You're goofing me right now, yeah?

>>5813192
Yeah, like there's a word in some language for a concept you have to describe with several in another.
>>5813210
Fair enough Aragon.

>>5813253
lost

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>>5813215
Buuuuut, practicing being an idol is already my job, so doing it even more would make it get boring! Or not! Frederica enjoys being an idol a lot, even if she has a B plan! So how am I supposed to find out if it's my power or not?

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>>5813261
You have the brains of a wall too!

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>>5813265
...There are words like that? Suddenly, I feel much more interested in this discussion. Please, can you give me an example of such a word?

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>>5813227
But I don't know how to do that without hurting them.
>>5813236
What the... No! Absolutely not! You're crazy!
>>5813265
Goddammit, no! That's the Lord of the Rings guy! It's Araragi!

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>>5813277
M-My friend, I... I feel so attacked right now. Why would you say that?

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>>5813240
It's wonderful isn't it? Hopefully my music makes you feel that way too.
>>5813258
There's nothing you can do to make me buy it!
>>5813261
Shows up means that they did it recently! You've been here for a bit! And don't you mean it's like arguing with an iron curtain?!
>>5813265
Sort of... But think of how cool it would be if 'Anybody' showed up!

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>>5813172

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>>5813304
Because fascism!

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I want to...Analyze you, HG~

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>>5813306
But I've been here since now, Kaito! I've been talking to you since now, so that means I showed up to you--
...Was that a pun? That was a pun. You're a clever man, Kaito.
>>5813328
W-Why are you so mean to me...? I-I forgive you anyway, but that was just so mean...

>>5813287
Why not? I can make you feel real good.

>>5813306
It would certainly be funny, but they'd probably be sick of jokes like that.

>>5813287
Right, that's what I said, Alimony.

>>5813280
I'm having trouble remembering the word, but there's at least a couple in Spanish. Meant something like, the people around you, helping. Not servants, it's different than that. It's like a romantic version of assistants

>>5813335
I want to analyze your body

>>5813344
Fucking kek
10/10 would come again

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>>5813233
...
Th-Then I'll just have to deal with this situation...! Because I'm the legendary Guiltia Sin Jurai, fearless slayer of demons and other creatures! I never back down from whatever challenges I'm faced with! Kuhuhuhu...this will be easy...
>>5813276
Attempt to use it, of course! If your beauty truly is something notable, you will be able to manipulate others into doing your bidding! However, promise me this...you must use your power, whatever it may be, for good! Powers are not for harming others, you understand?!

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>>5813358
OH FUCK YOU TRIGGERED IT

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>>5813172

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>>5813341
Remember Berlin? I do to.

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>>5813344

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>>5813335
Uh, okay?

>>5813335
I want to fuck you.

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>>5813335
Observe all you want, just keep...over there.

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>>5813335
...What

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>>5813365
Hmm~ But you said that my beauty isn't dangerous before. Maybe your opinion changed~?
>>5813335
Too bad I'm not HG! My name is Frederica!

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>>5813347
Shut up, shut up! Don't ever mention that again! Don't even think about it!
>>5813358
That's what you probably have to pay to at least five girls... A-ra-ra-gi! It's easy, I don't see why so many people have a problem with it.

>>5813335
Not gonna lie, I got a boner when she said that

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>>5813358
Romantic version of assistants? Ah, so "maids with benefits" is basically what the word means? I'm joking, I'm joking, but it really is fascinating to find out the quirks of every language, дa?
>>5813382
Do you remember Stalingrad? I do, too.

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>>5813344
>>5813172

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>>5813172

>>5813335
You too.

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>>5813341
Well.. It was the perfect time for it, but alright you showed up.
>>5813358
Oh... Yeah, you're right, I hope nobody shows up then, hahaha.

>>5813417
Ahahahahah

>>5813404
It's ok its completely normal.

Why don't you just lay back and let me take care of you~

>>5813344
That is why I will not ERP again

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>>5813397
Not to someone like me, of course! But...other less powerful individuals may fall completely under your control, and in such an instance, I would expect that you would take responsibility and keep your victims from doing anything bad! That is what it means to be a hero...

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>>5813359
If you want I can..Engage you and see what happens~
>>5813387
Take out your balls then, silly boy.
>>5813390
>Feels at the buldge in your pants
Look at that drill!~ With that even the seal on my backdoor will take a walloping!
>>5813391
I'd like to engage you physically for my analysis, little girl~
>>5813394
Take out your balls so we can battle, silly.
>>5813397
You're part of the community known as HG, no? I'm going to beat you all into submission~
>>5813407
You want me to help you with that?
>>5813426
Oh my. Do I need to strip and lay down for this analysis? Or are you just going to observe me from afar?

>>5813335
explain this meme for me

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>>5813444
I'm not THAT little! And do I look like a physical person?

>>5813372
Uh oh, I don't know this meme!

>>5813404
But you're repeating exactly what I just said back to me, John! Also: I'm flattered you think I'm attractive enough to have been married five times by my mid twenties

>>5813409
Definitely, you learn so much of their culture through it, like how the Japanese beat down any pride you might have while you're still a toddler!

>>5813431
Some dude named nobody just had a nightmare because you said that. Heh, Nobody had a nightmare.

>>5813447
Skip to 3:40
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wU-TWKxDu2o

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>>5813444
W-what?

>>5813453
>>5813453
We need 16 tributes in here. Join if you want.

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>>5813391
>Kaito casually pokes her forehead.
You seem without conversation.
>>5813454
Better than somebody having a nightmare... Hehe..

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>>5813444
Fuck it, I'm gettin in on the gangbang analysis while I can
>Flops out the biggest blackest dick you've ever seen

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>>5813431
One day, I'll execute the perfect pun, but until then, I'll dream.
See? I have impeccable logic, Kaito! And now I am here for you to talk to! U-Unless you're not interested, that is...
>>5813454
Exactly! You learn so much culture by learning a language that it is totally amazing--
...Ah, what was that about the Japanese, again? I believe that flied straight past me.

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>>5813444
...Please tell me that's just talking about something I don't know about and not what I think it is

>>5813444
The former. I'll need to get up close and personal with your bare form for a unbiased and accurate analysis.

>>5813459
well that wasn't the voice i was expecting at all
that was shit

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>>5813472
GYAH! Not entirely, no.
...It's not my fault Reimu passed out after talking like 20 steps.

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>>5813441
But Frederica already has fans! They're just really good at hiding, but they are totally real! They smile back every time I smile at them from the stage!
>>5813444
I'm part of a community? I'm part of this community? That's great! Will we have any kind of meetings or something? I'm already hyped about this, it's so much fun to be part of a community, even if I did nothing yet!

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>>5813417

>>5813498
They actively discourage describing anything you've done with variants of a word that imply it's good.

>>5813472
You know, Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me

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>>5813172

>>5813527
KEK

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>>5813439
No it's not, you're freaking me out... I think you need to stop... And go, and never get close to me again...
>>5813454
I wasn't thinking that at all, I was trying to be an asshole and failed miserably.

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>>5813172

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>>5813523
Ah, so nothing is ever "good", merely "okay". Do you think that's why everyone here is usually so negative, Brian?

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>>5813527
>Good kek.

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>>5813486
I'm so sorry. I don't analyze filthy niggers.
>>5813468
>>5813452
>>5813502
>>5813503
>>5813518
>Strips down and lays on some random table
I'm ready for the analysis~

>>5813536
Arent you at least a bit curious?

>>5813444
>Prematurely ejaculates
F-Fuck...

>>5813498
Well... If Russia went away how much of the land would China take? As if they need to get bigger at this point, it's scary to think about...
>>5813516
Well it is night, she must've been tired from the day.
>>5813523
No.

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>>5813548
I thought you were the one trying to analyze m-NOPE, I don't even wanna know, nevermind.

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>>5813548
....
>nopes outta there

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>>5813548
>looks at your vagina
You have a blue waffle.

>>5813540
Worse than that, you have to describe other people's stuff, say a garden, as great, while yours is awful, nothing, barely a garden at all.

I doubt it. That's much more to do with a few old bitter souls who linger for unknown reasons.

>>5813536
It's ok John, I'm sure you're not a failure at everything.

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>>5813518
Have you used them to do your lawful bidding?! That is your test! Being able to make people like you is not enough for being a hero...it's not a cool power at all!

>>5813548
Moge...

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>>5813555
>Stop eating my images..

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>>5813548
Too bad
>Dicks your brains out

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>>5813548
For some reason Frederica feels like only eating pink macarons today, so she'll just do that! Bye!

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>>5813548

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>>5813549
You have to be joking...
>>5813566
Who the hell is John?! that's not even close t my name! At least the other two started with an A!

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>>5813555
She's done nothing but sit around on her ass for MONTHS!

>>5813588
Jeeze Dick, why are you being such a...well...dick!?

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>>5813569
Y-You're saying that making my fans smile isn't cool? Fufufu~ You can't be serious about that! It was a nice joke, so I'll give you 4 stars for it!

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evens i reboot games
odds i stay up playing vidya

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>>5813557
>>5813562
You guys are no fun at all.
>>5813563
Like you'd know what one looks like, little boy. You shouldn't believe that everything you see on the internet is real.
>>5813580
>Is wearing an anti-rape trap
>Your dick gets impaled as it tries to enter me
>Kicks you away so you an roll around on the ground in pain
>>5813581
Bring me some~ I'd love it if you shared.
>>5813587
>Notices you staring
You're welcome to take a picture of you want~

>>5813548
>squints his eyes and looks in there.
...
...
...
It's all clear, good work. See me in another two weeks for next analysis.
>pats her on the shoulder and walks away.

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>>5813555
Ah? Strange question, but I can only assume that Mongolia would take a lot of the land as they are above China. North Korea would have their fair share, too, and Japan would take that island north of them. My sisters would take some, too.
>>5813566
So it is a culture based on self-depreciation? It sounds like the modern man's life, now that I think of it. Maybe that's why Suicide Forest is a thing...
Bitter is correct. Everyone here is usually so negative; that's not to say I am any better, but people here are rude and cynical.

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>>5813614
Thanks, doc. Really glad I started seeing a gynecologist.

>>5813588
What dont you wanna know how its like to be with another boy?

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>>5813611
>Not wanting his genetically superior semen
Your loss

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>>5813595
The smiles of others is a nice prize...but it won't save you from a villain! You need more than that to go into the line of work that heroism presents! Do you not have what it takes?

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>>5813594
S-Stop doing that... It's not funny...

>>5813628
I'm laughing quite a bit, are you sure about that?

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>>5813592
Maybe she was just so afraid of the awesome powers you hold that she fainted? I think I enjoy that answer.
>>5813597
Have fun playing!
>>5813616
It's still a large amount of land, although some of it terrible land, but still! It would be scary with these countries, except Japan, getting that much land.

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>>5813611
AWAY AWAY

BACK TO ERP FOUL BEAST

>>5813616
Hardly everyone, don't let the loud minority get you down.

>>5813626
>black
>superior anything

>>5813620
Anytime. If you're looking for something else, see me after hours.

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>>5813611
We have wildly different definitions of fun

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>>5813627
Frederica has everything that she needs for that! You just have to say "Ahh~", and she will show it to you! Come on! Ahh~

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>>5813647
He's only smarter, stronger, and more successful than you could ever hope to be. The skin color is irrelevant. He might as well be Asian, or Hispanic, or White, you get the idea.

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>>5813625
Of course not! So get those stupid ideas out of your head!
>>5813628
I'm sure that the one being a dick it's you.

>>5813669
>>5813647
Oh, and far more attractive.

go to bed ragi

>>5813669
He's a nigger, so the only thing he's gonna be good at is picking cotton, getting whipped and filling a grave.

>>5813676
Bro, snap out of it, you're talking to yourself.

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>>5813611
What made you think I was a person for that sorta thing?
>>5813636
Reimu doesn't fear ANYTHING! There's only been two recorded instances she's ever been intimidated. She's just...out of shape. It's disgraceful.

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>>5813636
"Except Japan"? What is wrong with Mongolia getting some of the land, Kaito? And China? I like Yao, so he should get some, too. And my sisters! What would they get? The Baltics? Kazakhstan? What about them?
>>5813639
That's the problem. "Loud". Extremely loud. I wish I could say my honest feelings, but then someone would listen in and be a tattletale - and we don't want children that don't play nice, дa?

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>>5813676
>>5813633
...

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>>5813669
So you're a drug dealer, big deal.

>>5813679
He was born in Congo actually. Not the descendant of a slave.

>>5813691
Ok I laughed.

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>>5813666
What sort of trick is this...? How do I know this isn't an attempt on my life?! Ah, but...you are my apprentice...surely you wouldn't attempt something so foolish in favour to the knowledge you could gain by serving under me! Very well...
>Determined look, he opens his mouth.
Ahh!

>>5813693
Skin's black. That's all that matters.

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>>5813678
But I'm not tired...
>>5813683
I blame that weird gay guy, he's freaking me out too much...

WE

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>>5813693
>Congo
>not enslaved by Belgium in the 1800s

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>>5813689
>pats head

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>>5813611
I would, but I'm currently healing myself from a traumatic episode

>>5813688
Don't be afraid to speak your mind. What's the worst that will come of it, hmm? It's up to you how successful any given memeing about it afterwards will be.

>>5813707
It's OK, I'm only teasing you anyways. You know why?

>>5813710
IZ

>>5813710
THE

>>5813713
Get pregnant.

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>>5813711
WE WUZ KANGS