TEMBATTLE VIII - TEM RISING
Hello, and welcome to Teambattle (or, rather, Tembattle) VIII! Here, teams of four compete in the Hunger Games for a chance at glory and pride!
How it works is that at the end of the previous Teambattle, teams are booked for the next one. At that next one, an anon will post his or her four tributes on the preregistered team to be put in a district. Since there has been a gradual influx of teams, the games are now split into two semifinals, held on Friday at about midnight EST, followed by a final on Saturday at midnight. Semifinal #2 will take place right after semifinal #1, most likely in the same thread. The top six longest-lasting teams from each semifinal will move onto the final.
If you want to participate but didn't register a team, you still can enter tributes! More often than not a team won't show up, or the way the teams are divided means there are some gaps in the rosters, so in lieu of screwing up the entire game, we have Wildcards, which are random entries that will be placed in a district. I will start accepting Wildcard entries at 12:05. All you have to do is post a tribute after I give the go-ahead.
TEAMS PARTICIPATING IN SEMI-FINAL #1:
Kazugeta’s Family
Neard's Mystery Team
The Lanterns
CIA Team
Team Waifus
Team Konosubas
Team 0%
Undertrash Alpha
Demons
Team Whyyyy
Team Mart
Wildcards
And pre-registered team entries start...now!
>>5811558
CIA Man
>CIA Team
Megumin - Konosubas
Kazugeta, Kazugeta's Family
Mart
Awoo
>CIA Team
Magic Whyyyy
-Team Whyyyy
Capra Demon
Demons
An annoying ass bug
Team 0%
Frog waifu
>Team Waifus
Mr. Heihatan - Kazugeta's Family
Bane
>CIA Team
King Whyyyy
-Team Whyyyy
Rikka Takanashi - Konosubas
Mart But A Train
>Team Mart
Firebrand
Demons
Dr. Love
Team 0%
Trunin - Kazugeta's Family
Pinochet
>CIA Team
Boobs waifu
>Team Waifus
Misaki Mei - Konosubas
THIS IS, NEARDS MYSTERY TEAM!
It’s the Nutshack!
It’s the Nutshack!
It’s the Nutshack!
It’s the Nutshack!
Phil’s from the soul
Dressed Up Whyyyy
-Team Whyyyy
Saviour Mart
>Team Mart
Rob Boss
Team 0%
Arma
Demons
Nico Robin - Kazugeta's Family
Invisible waifu
>Team Waifus
Chihiro Shinduo - Konosubas
Mert
>Team Mart
>>5811578
>>5811609
>>5811591
>>5811631
Here we go
Ya Boi
Team 0%
Dogger Whyyyy
-Team whyyyy
Gravity waifu
>Team Waifus
Aya
>The Lanterns
Jack's from the P.I.
>>5811586
>>5811614
>>5811634
>>5811656
Konosubas Reporting In!
Razer
>The Lanterns
>>5811587
>>5811606
>>5811626
>>5811650
Kazugeta's Family. Ready for battle!
Horatio or Horat so big-eyed!
>>5811668
>>5811642
>>5811613
>>5811592
Team Whyyyy
>>5811603
>>5811633
>>5811652
>>5811670
PLUS ULTRA
Taurus Demon
Demons
>>5811589
>>5811616
>>5811645
>>5811660
Team Mart Reporting For Duty!
Hal Jordan
>The Lanterns
Tito Dick, “Dickman”, baby!
He raised Phil and loves the ladies
Kilowog
>The Lanterns
>>5811593
>>5811622
>>5811649
>>5811701
Demons are here now.
>>5811599
>>5811625
>>5811648
>>5811665
Me trying too hard to be funny. (Team 0% reporting in. Still haven't won a fucking game.)
>>5811640
>>5811676
>>5811695
>>5811717
Jack’s cool, he's lazy, he’s still learnin’
Otherwise Cherry Pie, he's still a virgin
Chita, meet the freak of the week-ah!
Phil’s homegirl, that Jack wanna keep her
But it’s not happenin’, either!
Shakin’ like a seizure
Hold up, let me spark this, take a breather
Breathe that reefer in my lungs
I got grapes, what you watchin’, son!
It’s the Nutshack!
It’s the Nutshack!
It’s the Nutshack!
It’s the Nutshack!
>>5811674
>>5811688
>>5811707
The Lanterns present
Trips get.
>>5811758
What the fuck. Nobody posts on here. I guess you could say its a GHOST town....... OoOooo
Fml
Aaaand Wildcard entries start...now!
>>5811803
Kosaku Kawajiri
Luffy>>5811803
>>5811803
Nemesis
>>5811803
Moonman
Me IRL
>>5811803
This Morning Show
The Governator
>>5811803
remind me to kick Neard's ass for making a Nutshack team.
in any case, double, quadruple check this.
>>5811919
>>5811919
THIS ISN'T WHAT I WANTED
THAT'S FROM TESTING
AAAHHHH
>>5811919
great job on uploading the wrong file
>>5811950
Well, Let's get this shit rolling!
>>5811950
>>5811919
You aren't going to kick my ass. You are going to enjoy and love my dank-ass memes.
Mine look good. Lets go!
>>5811950
looks good
start
>>5811950
Looking good
bloodbath!
Razer draws first blood.
Someone dies because of Russian roulette.
Two of the waifus go at it.
>>5812108
One of my tributes didn't die on the Bloodbath this time.
Neat!
>>5812108
what a fuck
>>5812108
Good job Capra
>TeamBattle: Where the best of the best look like the worst
>>5812108
How obvious
>>5812108
No Nutshack deaths, nice.
day 1!
quite a few people get knocked out before killing someone.
Jesus, Awoo.
Taurus Demon tells it like it is.
>>5812160
Fuck, Phil down.
>>5812160
Still no deaths on my side if the field. Good start.
>>5812160
Mr. Heihatan, you stupid fuck
current standings!
Undertrash Alpha, CIA Team, Team Konosubas, and Team Whyyyy are all still intact, while Team 0% is down to just two members.
night 1!
This bug is kinda brutal.
CIA Man saves his waifu.
someone else gets fucked by Russian roulette, but who?
>>5812198
at least u aren't getting friendly fire invisible killed Gravity in my side.
>>5812255
That sounds about right
>>5812255
We're down a team mate, but we most hold fast.
day 2!
some mutilated corpses
Whyyyy kills one of his own because reasons.
CIA man still having no luck with his bombs.
>>5812309
Damn. Good thing you're adorable
>>5812309
Fuck off Randy
current standings!
CIA Team still has all its members, while Team Konosubas is down to just one.
>>5812309
FUCK OFF, RANDY.
Also, Rikka is the only one standing.
She will pull through.
night 2!
CIA Man's waifu knocks out my waifu. what a cunt.
SS!Asriel goes from knocking out Frog waifu to helping her.
Jesus himself is rallying behind Kazu
>>5812405
Time to read some books!
>>5812405
The Nutshack are hiding like pussies.
day 3!
quite a few search parties are formed.
Kosaku has had enough Nutshack remixes.
Dressed Up Whyyyy trying to repeat LT!Asgore's Columbine massacre.
>>5812446
FUCK, F for Dickman, baby.
current standings!
Team Konosubas, Team Mart, and Team 0% are all on their last legs.
night 3!
Mert decides enough is enough.
two tribs attempt to gun down an invisible trib because they're morons.
one of my tribs tries to kill the other because reasons.
>>5812504
Aaaand there goes Konosuba.
>>5812504
Damn. Even with observation haki!
day 4!
at this point i just want to keep "lost" bullet in the code as an in-joke thing.
also, more Jesus.
>>5812516
Looks like your chances of winning BLEW UP in your face
>>5812539
kek
>>5812539
Nice burns my dude. F for Megu.
>>5812539
Nice
>>5812539
wew lad
current standings!
Team Konosubas is out!
meanwhile, Team Whyyyy and The Lanterns join the one-member-left club
>>5812539
this fukken burn
>>5812539
kek
>>5812539
Sheesh. Brutal. And it wasn't me for once
night 4
Kosaku has a vendetta.
Nico goes ballistic.
US!Papyrus acts somewhat out of character.
>>5812609
HOLY SHIT THANK YOU BANE
Jinxing Luffy.
>>5812614
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGqNLiZnOjA
day 5!
CIA Man turns against his own kind.
also, someone bleeds out, someone doesn't. circle of life, et. al.
>>5812609
Eh I guess he deserved it for killing Aya.
>>5812630
Thanks Taurus Demon too!
Am I UNB& yet
arena event: parental intervention!
>>5812667
well, there goes my bio weapon.
>>5812667
Both Nutshack members live. Nice.
>>5812667
Thanks Dad
- Luffy
>>5812667
well that was close
current standings
Team Mart and The Lanterns have been completely eliminated!
meanwhile, CIA Team still looking strong!
>>5812667
>>5812722
Should've used that divine power to score you a win, Mart
night 5!
i don't understand how he could even fit his head in the toilet, but alright.
also, CIA Man needs to brush up on his techniques.
feast time!
which teams lived? which teams died? i guess we'll find out~
>>5812761
The bantz is high in this one
day 6!
well, i can gauge four of the top six teams from this, at least.
>>5812827
Wow! It finally happened again! Don't worry, Kaz. You won an award: Largest Mausoleum Ever
current standings!
Neard's Stupid Dumbass Nutshack Team and CIA Team still have two, while Wildcards and Demons have just one each.
>>5812841
Boy Luffy, people are gonna need some lotion for all these burns you are dishing out.
>>5812849
Fuck off the Nutshack team rules.
>>5812841
Please take this ben chapman award for roasting everyone
night 6!
whelp, now no team has an advantage right now.
>>5812856
i will kick your ass for this one day
>>5812871
Can't stop the Nutshack, I've already qualified.
day 7!
Fireshot wasn't responding so i had to improvise
>>5812948
jesus christ this is getting intense
>>5812948
NUTSHACK VS LUFFY vs arma LETS GO
night 7!
meh.
day 8!
whoever wins, we lose
>>5813037
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>>5813037
Well, at least my team still made it to the Finals.
>>5813037
You're as likely to win as the Nutshack getting a third season
i'm sorry
>>5813062
F U C K
>>5813062
So your point is I had no hope at all.
>>5813062
YEAH BABY! WINNER! With no team either!
>>5813062
congratulations Luffy, looks like you get a guaranteed spot as a wildcard in the finals
i realize this is only semfinal #1 of this TB, but how many times has a wildcard won now? 3? 4?
TEAMS MOVING ON TO THE TBVIII FINALS TOMORROW, MIDNIGHT EST:
Wildcards, with Luffy having a guaranteed spot.
Neard's Stupid Dumbass Nutshack Team
Demons
CIA Team
Team Waifus
Kazugeta's Family
Semifinal #2 will be shortly! Wait for the poster and the teamlist.
>>5813174
You know, I'm fine with my team being "Neard's Stupid Dumbass Nutshack Team"
>>5813174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXyqFMBTKys
See you guys in the Finals.
>>5813174
It's a miracle
Well, that was fun. So happy i got my first TB victory. Thanks guys, talk to you all tomorrow!
TEAMS PARTICIPATING IN SEMI-FINAL #2:
Team Kawajiri
Team Journey
DIAMOND DOGS
NSH
Coon and Friends
Team BOBOBO
New Jersey Devils
Skeleton Army
Adams hidden team
Lenore friends
Undertrash Beta
Wildcards
And pre-registered team entries start...now!
>>5813271
seeya, Luff!
>>5813271
Cya Luffy! It was a hard-fought battle between us at the end there. Good game my dude.
>>5813272
Kosaku Kawajiri
Team Kawajiri
>>5813272
Alex the Fucking Nigger, Journey
>>5813174
PLUS ULTRA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-77UEct0cZM
>>5813272
Adam Henrique
-new jersey devils
>>5813272
Hayato Kawajiri
Team Kawajiri
>>5813271
See ya in the Finals.
>>5813272
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cd1cpzA1gpk
Patiently waiting.
>>5813272
Gaz the Jew, Journey
>>5813272
Laura Bodewig
NSH
>>5813272
The Coon
>tts
>>5813272
Taylor Hall
-NJD
>>5813272
Killer Queen
Team Kawajiri
>>5813272
Oldfag White Alex, Journey
>>5813272
Mysterion
>>5813272
Cory Schneider
>>5813272
Bobobo-bo-bo-Bobo
Team BOBOBO
>>5813272
Alex Hunter's Boyfriend, Journey
>>5813272
Yoshihiro Kira
Team Kawajiri
>>5813272
Human Kite
>>5813272
Soften
Team BOBOBO
>>5813272
Travis Zajac
-NJD
>>5813272
Alice Baskerville
NSH
>>5813272
Mint Berry Crunch
>>5813284
>>5813295
>>5813308
>>5813321
Team Kawajiri all here and accounted for
>>5813291
>>5813307
>>5813315
>>5813332
NJD here
>>5813272
Don Patch
Team BOBOBO
Cal Naughton Jr
adams hidden team
>>5813302
>>5813312
>>5813322
>>5813342
Coon and Friends
>>5813272
Jelly Jiggler
Team BOBOBO
>>5813333
Checked
>>5813272
Kuro Usagi
NSH
Mick Taylor
adams hidden team
>>5813316
>>5813327
>>5813349
>>5813362
AW HELL YEAH! Team BOBOBO is all set!
Zac Dalpe
adams hidden team
>>5813272
Yoshino
NSH
Bananarine
adams hidden team
>>5813354
>>5813367
>>5813378
>>5813388
adams hidden team here
>>5813301
>>5813333
>>5813364
>>5813380
The NSH is present!
>Thank fuck I didn't fall asleep while doing this.
looks like we got three no-show teams, so i need 16 wildcards total!
>christ, they're gonna win again, aren't they?
>>5813453
Jeff Gordon
>>5813453
Alex Jones
>>5813453
Apache Warrior Skwisgaar
>>5813453
Lasagna Garfield
>>5813453
Ghost
>>5813453
Russian Empire
>>5813453
Frederick
>>5813453
Moonspy
Ghost
>>5813453
Tiny Rick
COOLPHISTO
>>5813453
Cale Yarbrough
>>5813453
Santa
>>5813453
Anime Stan Lee
Andrew Wiggins
>>5813453
Reigen Arataka
>>5813453
Prophet
>>5813495
>>5813500
Give one of these this spot >>5813490
I already have Jeff Gordon in.
>>5813453
Sunset
well, besides NSH, there's only two female tribs total. this is a total sausage party.
we ready to rumble?
>>5813571
lez do dis
>>5813571
One off, huh? That stings.
>>5813571
20 bucks and my whole stash of dank doobies on Don Patch.
>>5813571
>>5813618
swap Frederick for Reigen
>shout-out to the 4 mb image limit forcing me to crop and resize the early days
bloodbath!
Mysterion draws first (and second) blood.
a white guy walks into Mexican gang turf...
Team Bobobo has a great start when one of its members tries to kill another.
>>5813642
>>5813648
I'll be with you in spirit.
day 1!
a shit ton of death.
current standings!
Undertrash Beta and two Wildcard districts are both down to two tributes, while the New Jersey Devils, Coon and Friends, and one Wildcard district are still completely intact.
>>5813739
idk what this means if alex is ded tho
no journey?
night 1!
a few tribs find Jesus.
a few other tribs find guns.
thus is Mexico.
>>5813739
this gonna be interesting
>>5813789
>Taylor Hall wants the love of an old man
>>5813705
F 4 Gordon
Drive for 5 no longer alive.
day 2!
some tribs drink and have a presumably good time.
some do not and have a very bad time.
>>5813843
dangit gaz wtf
current standings!
New Jersey Devils still standing strong, while the Wildcards in general are starting to suffer.
>>5813864
Strong hockey men.
night 2!
that'a presidential car #1 stolen!
Alex Jones uses his constitutional rights.
good job trusting him of all tributes, Hayato.
>>5813864
So far so good
>>5813902
are there constitutional rights in mexico?
day 3!
for chrissakes, HT!Sans, that's the one thing you do in the fucking AU.
the Devils begin to turn against each other.
>>5813936
...probably not now that i think about it, no.
>>5813936
Nope, kek
>>5813942
The only way a Devil can die is by the hands of another
arena event!
...i can't even-
christ.
Mexico is brutal.
>>5813936
I dunno
Somebody is mexican to tel us if that is right?
>>5813936
apparently
current standings!
...well, shit, i think we got our top six teams right there.
>>5813992
Frog is, Frog can you confirm?
>>5813992
Mexican goverment + constitutional rights = toilet paper
night 3!
the remaining Team Bobobo tribs celebrate their top 6 placing in an unconventional way.
>>5814043
districts 9-12 all count as the Wildcard team
>>5814029
>>5813992
Read >>5814041
>>5814065
KEK
feast time!
an extremely unbalanced murder, and an extremely unlikely an hero
day 4!
don't fuck with the cartel.
also, how do you drown a tank?!
>>5814132
RIP journey
Well see yall at the finals
>>5814132
With water
>>5814132
Because they are the new jersey devils and they can do anything
night 4!
Adam confirmed Republican.
>>5814143
...you shush
>>5814149
you too, Adam.
>>5814132
>also, how do you drown a tank?!
30 bottles of Tonayan
>>5814160
welp cya at the finals
day 5!
...meh. moving along.
oh for fuck's sakes, just kill each other
I SAID KILL EACH OTHER, NOT YOURSELVES
this would be less painful if it wasn't Adam himself winning.
TEAMS MOVING ON TO THE TBVIII FINALS TOMORROW, MIDNIGHT EST:
New Jersey Devils
Team BOBOBO
Coon and Friends
Wildcards (#2)
Team Journey
Team Kawajiri
Wildcards, with Luffy having a guaranteed spot.
Neard's Stupid Dumbass Nutshack Team
Demons
CIA Team
Team Waifus
Kazugeta's Family
see you all then!
>>5814168
This joke is terrible.
Please, keep working with optic fiber, comedian isn't your talent.
>>5814305
thx to me we have internet in our house, i installed the cables