A hunger games thread with your OP, koichi!
Bloodbath!
>>5807061
Thanks. So heard news yet?
>>5807017 (Captain Zabi)
It is that feeling of authenticity that just isn't there, дa? Although the flowers are there right in front of you... It isn't the full experience, like there's something missing from it. Is it nostalgia, perhaps?
>>5807079 (Soviet)
...NO WAY. Did he-- Did he say that? Why would he tell you his political preferences? He's America, he's not supposed to tell you who he supports because he's the representation of the people!
>>5807082 (Elly)
...Ah? Was that directed to me, or did you mean it for someone else?
>>5807137
Good on you, Alfred.
>>5807019
Ah!
*she walks over to there as quickly as she can*
Keep yourself alive, sir. I will administer the kiss soon!
>>5807137
This early? Why me?
>>5807137
Thank you, Fyxe! I, Reigen Arataka, on behalf of your generosity, accept this challenge!
>>5807129
O-Oh.
>>5807137
W-Why are you doing this? D-Did I do something bad?...
>>5806990
I didn't know I was supposed to say something else.
>>5807013
Is that so? I think that would make it hard for some people to think it was comfy... Even if it wasn't real.
>>5807137
I can't believe it...the worse way to go.
>>5807137
You'll sleep on the ground.
>>5807148
Not him. His military advisor and te rest of the establishment from what I hear. Honestly he doesn't like either. But if he is the people he should be with Trump since he is neat his peak
>>5806981 (Tifa)
>Tifa a cute.
>>5806993 (Squigly)
A-aww.. For some reason I'm getting a sense of deja vu..
>>5807137
I wonder what fish are in the area?
Man I've seen tumblr and deviantArt rp but I never would have imagined to see people rping on 4chan. It kinda blows my mind more than anything.
>>5807137
>She brings out her blade out of the scabbard, and putting it back in quickly. Suddenly, the ground beneath the undead girl opened.
Good bye... and please, do not hold ill will against me.
>>5807151
>Keeps pretending to be unconscious
>>5807200
Nice rp.
>>5807200
Good way or bad?
Day 1!
>>5807186
>The least popular major party candidate in modern presidential history
Soviet, I....
>>5807237
Man, Japan has never been so Beautiful!
>>5807237
Oh no did I get it wrong
>>5807237
PAMPKIMPS
>>5807200
Thanks for posting Lori.
>>5807200
It's something alright.
>>5807175
You'll sleep in the ground
>>5807186
Ah, the war chief! It's been an extremely hectic year for America, so I just really feel sorry for him. Clowns? Presidential elections? Upsetting one of the first people he met here?
...He's pulling his hair out enough on the future of his nation, he shouldn't be supporting either of them. I just feel so bad for him.
>>5807237
Good on you, Alfred.
>>5807237
Heh...Rookie mistake
>>5807228
Neither really. I'm really just blown away.
And this is coming from a faggot who does rp on tumblr.
Cirno doesn't exist
>>5807148
I was never raised on earth,but even I could tell it just feels lifeless compared to ones on earth.
Oh by the way...Apparently I'v been promoted.
>>5807082
Yeah, she picked me up and nearly flew me to space...the nasty little gremlin
>>5807237
Ah, this is slightly embarrassing, at least I'm not on duty.
>>5807153
No problem! But accepting is only one part of the job, try to have fun, above anything else.
>>5807165
Well... maybe It's just me... but really try to talk to the other guys around, they don't take "death" so seriously... I mean, we're just playing games.
Violent murderous games, but still games....
I'm off now, have a good one, see ya!
>>5807291
If she doesn't exist, how do you know who she is?
Checkmate, atheists.
>>5807285
Welcome to hell.
Tell your friends.
>>5807257
Russia is even more beautiful.
>>5807278
Clowns will be issue for kids who don't own guns. Also this election might make world so I feel bad for him too
>>5807237
Ha... what beautiful scenery. If only the people of my world could experience this with no worries.
>>5807315
How so?
>>5807237
Night 1
>>5807258
Yep. He is not at all popular, despite the meme machine.
>>5807285
Join us! We could always use more people.
>>5807306
Fun, hm? Well we'll see about that.
>>5807188
Are you always this bad when talking to others? That could be a reason, sir.
>>5807213
This is bad! I'm sorry for this, sir!
*she quickly leans down and plants her lips to the anon's cheek for a good five seconds*
Please don't die on me...
>>5807342
Shit
>>5807300
It really is amazing how you can feel nostalgic about things you've never seen before, дa? Still, a flower's a flower, no matter what it is.
...You've been promoted? What a joy, my friend! How did it go?
>>5807315
Please, they'd just be an annoyance all around. Clowns are very unsettling to everyone, save for me.
...He's been treated worse nowadays than I've ever imagined. Thank God that he's got friends to fall back on here, even if he's... Him.
>>5807342
I beg of you, end it for me! I do not wish to participate in this game any longer!
>>5807342
Snuggling with a weird cat-beast. Nice.
>>5807363
>TFW Kazugeta dies again
>>5807300
>She sighs, and reaches in to her hat. She pulls out a photo, and holds it out
...Her?
>>5807001
>>5807348
Well, there's nothing stopping you from it, yes?
>>5807342
I refuse to kill an innocent.
>>5807350
the only way this rp could get better is if you spewed verbatim about your backstory to us
>>5807363
>>5807377
>>5807342
Dammit, why do you have to leave this stuff to me!?
>She obliges with a laser to the face
Hey HG, I'm planning to kill myself.
Do you think I should drink some lighter fluid?
>>5807369
It seems that in the wake of my absence,my family promoted me to vice admiral.
It's a bitter sweet reward though.
>>5807381
>He winces at the sight of her
Yes...friend of yours?
>>5807342
Thanks Western propaganda. Makes me feel bad to be communist
>>5807331
Are you joking kid? Only way to experience it is to go there.
>>5807348
I definitely hope not, I seem to do well with everyone else, it would definitely explain somethings... Not really.
>>5807348
>Anon jumps to life
HAH YOU SLUT, THAT WAS A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT
LOOK, THERE'S A CAMERA OVER THERE!
>>5807407
If you're seriously thinking about doing something so selfish then just fucking do it and stop posting about it.
>>5807342
Nah, sorry man. Not my style. But you guys continue to enjoy yourselves.
>>5807342
Day 2
>>5807407
I was thinking more along the lines of skydive attached to a fridge
>>5807417
Admit it, you only like Trump so you have an in with the first lady.
>>5807393
>>5807363
It was me who posted btw, buddy.
>>5807407
>>5807441
No. So I can remove kebab with Americans and can yell at EU to stop being retards
>>5807398
>>5807342
Th-
>The laser blasts her face off, her body falls to the ground, motionless.
>>5807415
Ah, I see! You've been promoted to vice admiral! But wouldn't you be happy about being promoted? Usually, that's a positive thing, so what's got you in a mood?
>>5807441
I wonder what mom and sis is cooking...
>>5807381
I wouldn't think many people would be too kind to what I am. Considering the reception I receive here of course.
>>5807423
First thing you may want to do is stop talking about how bad you are talking to me.
>>5807426
Slut? I beg your pardon? I was only trying to help! This place can be weird like that.
>>5807462
...I feel like an asshole.
>She sits down hard and faces away from the body
>>5807486
You know what would smell good?
You being fucking exploded into pieces.
>>5807487
Surely people here aren't so judgmental, are they?
>>5807415
My, ah...co-worker, actually. As it were, but yes.
>>5807441
Night 2
>>5807461
>Accuse Clinton of being warmonger
>Say Trump will remove kebab better
s.mh
>>5807487
>smacks ass
>>5807468
Just the fact that my family thinks I am dead. And now I will never see them. It didn't feel like I earned it.
>>5807517
How could she possibly be your co-worker.
>>5807519
People like you is why US and Russia can't unite to take out terrorists
post anything
>>5807510
...
>>5807519
That's better...
>>5807563
>>5807540
Ah, so it feels like you've only gotten that position out of pure pity, дa?
>Ivan closes his eyes, brings out his pipe and leans on it.
My friend, are you not happy that you've gotten that position?
>>5807519
Day 3
>>5807543
Now you're trying to take attention away from the fact that your stories are wildly inconsistent with an unrelated attack on my character.
>>5807563
>>5807563
>>5807487
Alright then, tell me, why are you and Leviathan.. Right? Why are you two connected?
>>5807563
>>5807517
I've had a few people aiming their weapons at me. Or wanting to remove me as it were. It's not the best motivator.
>>5807523
Back off! I'm not in the mood!
>>5807588
That is his name. It is a story that started with my death.
>>5807563
>>5807563
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlEzmThYsTg
>>5807574
Night 3
>>5807563
>>5807407
try dying by saving a girl from a car crash so you get your soul pushed into her body, for science
if it doesn't work, you still get to die
>>5807572
Not really, I was close to earning it, to finally impress my sister! ...Now she is dead, along with my father and my other siblings.
>>5807630
N-Nani?
>>5807608
But surely they realized you were a civilized being...!
>>5807540
According to her, she, ah, owes a life-debt to the mistress.
>>5807563
>
>>5807608
That sounds like a shame considering.. Ah, I'm sorry that you died, it must've not been pleasant. What's the afterlife like?
>>5807563
>>5807563
>>5807630
Day 4
Now guess who posted each thing
>>5807563
>>5807563
>>5807519
Not Sol. Because I'm a bastard.
>>5807574
>She ignores the fork on the ground.
>>5807630
Ow...ow...dammit!
>>5807673
...HOW did I even pull that off?
>>5807563
>>5807563
>
>>5807673
Night 4
>>5807700
Real talk. Gundam has some nice mech designs
>>5807700
This fucking tier list.
>>5807728
I need josuke and okuyasu help...
>>5807728
Fucking kids. Hate it when this happens
>puts on Winged Hussar Halloween armor and cuts the scarecrow down
>>5807649
*she chuckles in a nervous way*
Some did. Others happen to be quite stubborn.
>>5807650
It's like sleeping for a long time. At least for me.
>>5807640
Although I have said this many times, I see. It does not carry the same feeling of reward-ness if the whole reason you wanted it in the first place isn't there, дa? My friend, is there any positive things to being the vice admiral?
>>5807728
Feast!
>>5807700
anonymous heroes are bae
>>5807563
>>5807649
Ah, a story for another time...I must depart. Farewell.
>>5807786
...Im sorry, I think I need a moment.
Farewell, my friend
>>5807797
Do you like my "meatloaf"?
>>5807563
>>5807563
>>5807808
These are what makes my nightmares
>>5807689
You did what..you had to do, child. Go.
>>5807783
Huh.. I guess we're similar in that regard.
>>5807797
Day 5
>>5807824
Would it be better if she had blue hair?
>>5807822
[spoiler]Post the chicken one.[/spoiler]
>>5807844
Ack!
>see you guys later
>>5807850
A little
>>5807751
>Yeah boy.
>>5807774
>SDGO was pretty fucking great. It was bullshit but also great.
>Hamma Hamma and the Bolinoak could've fit in to "nobody knows I exist" tier too.
>>5807799
>Grunts were just the best in general.
>>5807783
Honestly...I just don't get people sometimes....
How could anyone be so callous?
>>5807811
A story you'd need get from her, herself...farewell, sir.
>>5807811
It... It must not have been good, either way. Farewell, Captain Zabi, and I hope you find a new purpose in life soon.
>>5807862
Farewell to you as well, Koichi.
>>5807563
>>5807808
My little yokai can't be this cute.
tomato
>>5807862
Did you really think he wouldn't find out?
>>5807563
>>5807836
...So apparently I didn't actually penetrate worth a crap. This is just not my day-
>>5807844
>Click
Son of a bitch.
>>5807886
o shit waddup
>>5807876
So have anything else on your mind?
>>5807844
Night 5
>>5807853
>>5807815
No
Hallo.
>>5807914
Heт, Soviet, I have no much else to talk about.
...I mean, I could talk a bit about every nation's human name if you're interested or something.
>>5807944
Whoa whoa whoa! From what whorehouse did you come from?
>>5807944
So how is your evening Sunset?
>>5807963
Sure but just the big players.
>>5807899
>>5807975
Here you go
https://www.youtube.com/user/jakatak69
>>5807955
Пpивeт, Гepмaния. How are you doing this afternoon?
>>5807985
I'd be happy to, but you can ask for specific nation names if you wish to know more about them. I'm sure you know most of our names already, дa?
>>5808004
yes, you
are you interested in having a tomato
>>5807563
>Mindhacks the whole thread
HG's next circlejerk.
What is it?
>>5808002
Night 6
>>5808013
Germany, Britain, Belarus, and Polan.
>>5807955
Hello Das Reich. Met worst Reich while ago
>heroin addiction sweeping the nation
You can't get addicted to what you don't try, fucknuts.
>>5808042
>Wizard of Oz characters
>Peppa Pig characters
>King of the Nerds contestants
>members of Slipknot
>Saturday Night Live cast members from the early 90s
>Taylor Swift's ex-boyfriends
>failed American Idol auditions
>stringed instruments
>Popes
>Britney Spears backup dancers
>controversial Grammy snubs
>my mom's coworkers
>>5808046
Day 7
>>5808050
>people still pick up smoking
It's not like we're talking about a particularly bright bunch here.
>>5807563
>>5807842
We are? I'll ask you about this later. I need to go.
>>5807870
They must have their reasons. Ones that make it hard to get through. I apologize miss but I must be leaving for now. I hope to see you later tonight.
>>5808046
Thank you for hosting this for us. Tata.
>>5808060
>>5808013
Uuuuhm... Gut... Ja... gut.
>>5808047
Ja... Ich know. Vhy yuo think ich dug hole.
...
He ist in mein mind.
Post secret discord
i'm back!
>>5808063
>Implying we're going to get a ZE circlejerk.
...
[spoiler];_;[/spoiler]
Can I crash here awhile?
>>5808042
Hetalia, most likely.
>>5808047
Gladly! Germany is Ludwig, England is Arthur, Belarus is Natalya, and Poland is Feliks!
...Or did you want full names, as well?
>>5808087
Farewell, Зaкopючки!
>>5808106
...Is something wrong, Germany? You seem a bit paranoid about something, but I don't know what.
>>5808077
Night 7
>>5808087
Later!
>>5808121
Welcome back!
>>5808125
No.
>>5808125
You can fuck off with your blogposting/dramawhoring. Otherwise do whatever the fuck you want.
>>5807966
The one I own.
>>5807967
Pretty good man. How's yours going?
>>5808125
Are ya gonna cry about DMG some more? If so...No...if not,,,,i dont give a fuck.
>>5808135
I'm trying to get over rejection. it's really not going well for me right now t b h. I don't wanna shit up the thread with this crap though, anybody want my discord?
>>5808131
Day 8, winner next slide!
>>5808151
>huggu
>>5808087
But of course, miss. Farewell.
>>5808151
That's my girl, always the entrepreneur.
>highfives
>>5808077
If she can do it I can too.
>>5808106
Then keep him at bay. I don't want to hurt you. You are good friend
>>5808125
OUT! YOU ARE NOT WELCOME
>>5808125
I know reason for first two but first names are fine.
>>5808131
Fuck
>>5808151
Is all good. Daughter is doing well and is healthy
>>5808168
And there we have it! It shouldn't come as a big surprise given the name.
>>5808121
I thought about picking up someone from 999 but then I remembered I suck at RP.
>>5808191
Congrats Borat!
>>5808166
>Trying to get over rejection
Then stop stirring the same cesspit on a weekly basis.
>>5808125
everyone deserves a little bit of mercy. stay but just watch
>>5808125
K.
>>5808128
He ist back... Ich do nicht know vhere. But he ist in mein mind...
>>5808179
Ich habe had thought of anschluss... Yuo vould nicht know/
>>5808179
"I know reason for first two"? Do you mean first names and last names, my friend? Just say "full names", Soviet.
>>5808202
Congratulations to Borat, and thank you for hosting, my friend!
What is she looking at hg?
>>5808192
I dont.
>>5808202
Grats Borat. Thanks for the game host.
1-3:King of Fighters XIV
3-6:Gears of War 4
6-9:GTA 5
0:stay here
>>5808191
Must've been one hell of a knife.
>>5808191
>Gets up off the ground, her face completely fine.
Oooow... that really smarts. Uh, congratulations!
>>5808219
No.
>>5808202
Placements! Full standings of all 317 unique tributes here: http://pastebin.com/YD14whSR
Rank ||| Tribute ||| Points ||| Kills ||| Games
1 ||| Rika ||| 269 ||| 10 ||| 12
2 ||| Alfred Jones ||| 240.667 ||| 10 ||| 10
3 ||| Eggman-kun ||| 227.75 ||| 11 ||| 10
4 ||| Che Fucking Guevara ||| 219.583 ||| 18 ||| 8
5 ||| Reigen Arataka ||| 208.75 ||| 3 ||| 10
6 ||| Kid Baki ||| 208.5 ||| 11 ||| 9
7 ||| Emiya Kiritsugu ||| 208 ||| 7 ||| 9
8 ||| Gou Shijima ||| 200 ||| 4 ||| 9
9 ||| Akatsuki ||| 189.25 ||| 1 ||| 8
10 ||| Rinoa and Angelo ||| 187.417 ||| 3 ||| 10
11 ||| Fujiwara no Mokou ||| 183.417 ||| 5 ||| 8
12 ||| Furry Porn ||| 156.917 ||| 1 ||| 8
13 ||| Yukine ||| 149.667 ||| 5 ||| 8
14 ||| Premier Soviet ||| 133.25 ||| 4 ||| 5
15 ||| Artoria Pendragon ||| 121.167 ||| 5 ||| 6
16 ||| Empress ||| 118.667 ||| 3 ||| 5
17 ||| Metal Gear Hope ||| 115 ||| 5 ||| 4
18 ||| Nagito Komaeda ||| 112.583 ||| 4 ||| 5
19 ||| Semi-Traditional Raven ||| 108.167 ||| 8 ||| 3
20 ||| Kaito ||| 108.167 ||| 4 ||| 5
21 ||| Sanae Kochiya ||| 107.583 ||| 2 ||| 6
22 ||| Schrodinger ||| 106.5 ||| 6 ||| 5
23 ||| Saki ||| 105.5 ||| 5 ||| 4
24 ||| Kirigiri ||| 102.75 ||| 3 ||| 5
25 ||| Adrian Rollini ||| 102.5 ||| 3 ||| 6
26 ||| D.Va ||| 99 ||| 6 ||| 3
27 ||| Regulus Corneas ||| 96 ||| 0 ||| 4
28 ||| Hikigaya Hachiman ||| 94.75 ||| 1 ||| 5
29 ||| FYXE ||| 93.417 ||| 2 ||| 5
30 ||| Lord Beerus ||| 92 ||| 4 ||| 4
31 ||| Sheath ||| 90.75 ||| 2 ||| 4
32 ||| Shalashaska ||| 90.167 ||| 1 ||| 6
33 ||| The Player ||| 88 ||| 4 ||| 4
34 ||| Togami Byakuya ||| 87 ||| 5 ||| 4
35 ||| Nekomaru Nidai ||| 85.667 ||| 6 ||| 4
36 ||| Megaman ||| 85.25 ||| 5 ||| 3
37 ||| Saber ||| 84.833 ||| 5 ||| 5
38 ||| red ||| 83.25 ||| 1 ||| 3
39 ||| Joe Rushton ||| 76.25 ||| 5 ||| 3
>>5808202
Thanks
>>5808219
Deez nutz
>>5808125
NO
>Repels with the power of BABY DICK
>>5808232
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>5808221
cool
>>5808212
Who is back? Prussia? Austria? Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth? Germany, what's the matter? Let Russia help you with this!
>>5808216
First names. Arthur for King Arthur for Britian and Beethoven for Germany.
>>5808202
Congrats kebab
>>5808212
No anschluss. Anyway how are you?
>>5808232
...Man, this blows, but I'm sure I'll catch up eventually! Thanks for hostin', Brian!
>>5808232
Thanks for hosting
>>5808208
No. No, LD does NOT.
>>5808166
>gets told to fuck off with blogposting
>proceeds to blogpost
>>5808232
Top five with only three kills. I impress even myself.
>>5808245
...Großdeutsches Reich...
>>5808252
Easy fur yuo say... Ich habe be better. Ich habe had sudden urge fur... uhm... vell...
>>5808293
Kills don't actually add anything to your score. It's a tiebreaker.
>>5808285
Sorry I'm just feeling like shit
>>5808280
Well. call me ignorant but... why people hate that guy?
>>5808202
Congratulations, sir! And thank you fort having us!
>>5808087
Alright, have a good evening.
>>5808232
Congratulations!
Thank you very much for hosting!
20th place huh? Nice moving on up.
>>5808252
Ah, those-- I understand what you mean by that, now! Wasn't Beethoven Austrian, however, or am I confusing it for someone else?
...Yes, I believe they have noticed it, too!
>>5808294
...A-Ah? Did you say something about what I think you're talking about, my friend? Please tell me that you're not lapsing into THAT...
>>5808304
That doesn't take away any of the glory. I also don't think I've even won an Autumn game.
>>5808319
What's the worst thing you've ever done to a person?
>>5808305
Yes, and blogposting here and/or repeating the cycle every few days is really helping a fucking lot. Are you doing this for attention or are you really a sad sack of shit in real life? I am going with both.
Fuck off. I'd rather have ten Bolin's with shitcovered earbuds up his bunghole than ever having you around.
>>5808319
In short, I dated DMG for a few months and we had a bad breakup
>>5808333
doot doot
>>5808360
>bad breakup
>I threw a shitfit so bad over a game he bought for me that I doxxed him
>>5808360
>Dated
>Literally on Discord with TYPEFUCKING AS A FOUNDATION
Bro.....
>>5808340
I don't see any 36s, so no, you have not.
>>5808294
Go ahead say it.
>>5808337
I am not sure about Beethoven but glad you see correlation.
>>5808237
>>5808350
Let me think....
wait a second!. i never did something bad in my life
>>5808337
He... HE IST MEIN HEAD!
Scheisse! Need new hole! MUST KONTAIN.
>>5808401
To kill yuo und zhe slavs und other untermensch
>>5808337
You are confusing Beethoven with Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, who was Austrian. Both of them did die in Vienna, Austria though.
>>5808397
It's only a matter of time. I'll use that to pull ahead.
>>5808219
>>5808229
Heh´, of course nobody would dare to mess with me. Good for you because I'd send my lawyers after you.
>>5808367
Is that a spooky person made of bones?
>>5808448
>Changes channel
I heard there was a show about sea creatures on.
Should I ava a small genderless child?
>>5808401
I do not think we're able to tell which nationality he is at this current time, but I'm sure he's German or Austrian--
>>5808433
And then this helpful anon swoops in to save the day! I thought that the both of them were Austrian, but that clearly isn't the case, save for that last detail in Austria. Thank you for the clarification, Anon!
>>5808419
G-Germany! Please, don't do what I think you're going to do! Dig a hole, but you must control yourself! Think of Italy and wurst!
>>5808409
You fucked a nigger yesterday
>>5808464
>You are now watching "Mob Sea-co 100".
>>5808448
That's not how probability works. Your expectation in the next X games is still the same regardless of how well you've done thus far. If it's enough games, it may be likely that you win one, but any deviation from the expected outcome is simply made insignificant through sheer volume, rather than actual trends in the opposite direction
tfw don't know who to ava
>>5808463
doot doot is the dootiest doot around
>>5808492
I WANT SQUID GIRL, DAMN YOU!
>>5808419
Sorry but I have to do this
>restrains you on a surgeon table
Have to cut out the fascism
>>5808478
Why not
>>5808480
Alright. Also keep your eyes on Reich. He is having trouble containing Fascism again
>>5808503
Wiggy quit taking the piss out of squiddy.
>>5808518
>tfw have folders of characters that would be good for HG but were previously played by other people and they would confuse me for them
>>5808525
It's time
>>5808534
No deal.
>>5808539
>grabs the sickle
If things go bad I will do it
>>5808535
Filenames are a thing
>>5808519
Is that the penguin from a while ago?
>>5808525
Yes, I've noticed that little detail from his mannerisms! It is quite the concerning case, I'll be honest with you! He used to seem so stable, but then... What happened to him?
>>5808503
That's interesting, but it ultimately doesn't matter. You're talking to the greatest ESPer of the 21st century, after all. Odds are irrelevant.
>>5808524
>I'd rather use Squiddy when I feel I can do a good job and enjoy using her again.
>>5808518
tfw you can only ava someone if it's part of a circlejerk
>>5808480
>>5808525
Miss mich slavshit?
>>5808559
no, that was noot noot
doot doot is a different thing from noot noot
This most be autismville, population 48
>>5808573
I will throw Squid Girl in a frying pan if you don't use her now!
>>5808593
He will use her when he feels like to, stop it de geso~
>>5808545
Oh...
>>5808608
>Not using ~de geso!
IMMERSION RUINED
>>5808592
>most
>>5808585
I knew it was something similar... But what is it exactly?
>>5808594
Hello
>>5808582
>stabs the Nazi in the center and buries in deepest hole as fast as possible
БЛЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯTЬ
>>5808582
...Oh, boy, here we go. I never thought I would see you again, Nazi Germany. Have you been busy invading me in the winter and failing straight after that?
>>5808594
What's the matter, peбeнoк? That vodka is mine, so don't you think about taking it!
>>5808593
>>5808608
>>5808620
So, mercy? I don't think so. How about you?
>>5808623
doot doot is much more than onomatopoeia
it's a way of life, the key to fulfilling your wildest dreams
god made the world with that single phrase in mind
"doot doot'
>>5808622
This I'm sorry but who the fuck are you? Are you aware that literally whos don't have the right to open their fucking mouth? If you want any (You)s or attention play a anime girl and shut the fuck up. be autismville, population 48
>>5808360
>few months
It was literally a week you shill.
And you broke up over Overwatch.
>>5808638
Maybe you are right...
but i feel bad for not being good to someone
>>5808649
>And you broke up over Overwatch.
>>5808665
That's very nice of you, but Paul deserves no kindness after squandering chance after chance to not be an asshole.
>>5808628
>he forces the knife out of his body and stabs you with it.
Stay out of mein vay zhis time.
>>5808629
Zhis ist nicht zhe 1940s. Ich habe kontrol over zhe reich mein lesser self build. Ich vill nicht make same mistake again.
Now stand aside. Ich habe vork to do.
>>5808665
You can be good to me, make me some food.
>>5808649
>And you broke up over Overwatch.
for what purpose
>>5808647
My wildest dreams huh... Hm...
...
Doot doot?
>>5808689
And that work would be...? Trying to invade my lands again? I will call upon General Winter to show you the door if you even try to invade POLAND. We've come a long way since World War Two, and I won't hesitate to defend my country.
>>5808687
well... fine.
even if it hurts in my heart to not be kind
>>5808690
w-what?... ehmm... fine?
>successfully makes a sandwich
>>5808689
>starts to retreat with knife in gut
IVAN GET THE T-14 ARMATA TANKS OUT NOW!
>>5808731
Ёб твoю мaть
>>5808731
Show of hands who thinks Soviet's getting some pussy tonight?
>>5808731
SOVIET HAS FUCKED SETSUNA WTF LOL
>>5808762
Setsuna fucks everything, Soviet is finally getting some pussy
>raises hand
>>5808726
Mein less self do zhe hard vork. Zhe EU und it nations belong to mich. Ich habe full unifikation of mein new klay do komplete.
Europa is mein!
>>5808761
Das ist last varning before ich krush yuo und zhat pathetic exkuse of ein heir of yuors.
Heheheheheh...
Of kourse yuo kouldn't even produce ein male sukkessor.
>>5808762
>>5808779
>>5808780
>>5808798
I never asking for this
>>5808783
As long as they do their job gender is nothing.
>>5808798
this is very cringy.
>>5808798
kek, soviet is fucking based as per usual
So who hosting next?
>>5808834
I think I need a bathroom.
>>5808816
Yuo aktually believe zhat?
Oh vell, it does nicht matter. Krawl back to zhat whorehaus akross street und maybe zhis time yuo vill produce something vorth yuor time.
communism is trash
>>5808859
Whoever steps up
junko please host
>>5808894
are soviet's balls red?
>>5808877
Fuck you too then
>>5808844
>>5808830
>>5808875
Can't you just not watch.
>>5808783
You're just as hopeful as ever, Germany. It is a pity that I am not fully European, дa? You'll have a hard time invading Russia once more. Please, let's not make this an eternal shouting match. We do not have to be squabbling like children.
>>5808798
...Oh, my...
>>5808917
How does a ball have balls?
>>5808905
Ok
>>5808922
Ivan please...
I want to pee on furry porn
Where the fuck are the oldfags? i only come here to watch them circlejerk, its kek worthy.
Also where is Hoshi? did he an hero after being known as the one shitposting?
>>5808859
i wish i can. but looks like i still have some internet problems. i'm going to host tomorrow. i promise
>>5808834
.....My word. Luckily, she isn't here to make things worse.
>>5808919
Uh nein. Did ich hit ein sore spot?
At least mein kin are intended.
>>5808922
Ve draw ein line in zhe sand as it vhere. Mein side und yuors.
Fair?
>>5808963
I...I killed them anon. I finally snapped.
>>5808940
I... I don't know what I expected, Soviet. >>5808958
Heт, I'm not at all surprised at that. I'm the largest nation in the world, so I can't expect everyone to have the same as I do.
...IT'S THE DIALOGUE! What am I even listening to?! It's all just so weird!
>>5808742
Oh right, thanks.
>she takes the sandwhich and takes a bite
You seem to be useful for something. Wanna become my sandwhich maker?
>>5809005
Kys Wiggins
>>5808975
Great there is more...
>>5809000
Will wait until Das Reich takes over.
>>5809008
Execute me
>>5809032
I didn't think you had it in you.
>>5809013
Um... ok
>>5808963
They went to a new hg board.
>>5808963
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wpr6i2VFztE
IM DRUNK...
IM RICH...
IM FLEXIN
>>5809072
BIG spidder butt
>>5809072
>Turns off the lights
That should help. Would you like some breakfast?
I miss cody
>>5809086
me to
>>5808875
>Throws a bucket
>shitposts everyone
LOOK GUYZ, I WAS FRAMED
>>5809000
And how do I know you won't cross the line? Do not forget what happened during World War Two. This'll all escalate into something worse and worse.
>>5809032
You'll have to live with your actions for a long time, Soviet. If you're lucky, everyone will laugh it off.
>>5809050
You're telling me. I don't want to hear what they're saying if they're doing THAT, it makes me cringe like I've never cringed before!
It's all... Blergh.
>>5809099
Just because you shit into a bucket, doesn't mean everyone does.
>>5809119
No need to shit in a bucket if she shits on everyone else.
>>5809115
I hope
>>5809049
This is third time by the way. Have kid too
>>5809119
Funny. It's better than throwing up on the ground.
which oldfags got invited to the new HG board?
>>5809032
He vas ein veak exkuse fur ein Reich. He habe all zhe pover he kould possibly use to take over zhe vorld, und he didn't.
Zhe veak vill perish, just as nature intend
>>5809115
Mein ambition lay elsevhere to zhat tundra shitklay yuo kall home. Ve kann either profit by zhis or destroy ourselves!
Choice is yuor.
>>5809115
Bleargh?
Are you not a fan of sex?
>>5809150
Not if we beat you out.
>>5809052
Really, you want to actually do it?
I mean of course you'd want to make sandwhiches for me. What do you want in return?