/sug/ Steven Universe General - A thread you can get behind Edition
Last Thread: >>5801419
>Gem Harvest:
Preview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0Seh9WDG2M [Embed]
>Minisodes:
Stream: https://su-g.pw/minisodes2016
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!t4VEXZhI
Direct: https://sug.rocks/dl.html#0000
>Onion Gang:
Stream: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4tc82e
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!ooECxQBA
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/mega/04x07.mp4
>Last One Out Of Beach City:
Stream: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4sj22s
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!ooECxQBA
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/mega/04x06.mp4
EPISODES:
>Episode downloads
720p (plus comics and soundtracks): https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
1080p alt: https://sug.rocks/dl.html
>Weekly airing schedule (click to the right of the logo, times in EST)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
HERE BE SPOILERS:
(Don't be a clod, mark and hide your spoilers accordingly!)
>2 minute clips and screenshots from CN's server
http://kametsu.com/topic/54797-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
OFFICIAL SITES:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG
MISCELLANEOUS:
>SDCC SU Panel
https://mega.nz/#!YYhkEaZZ!-mydwVkQAbQyx0CsH7yp34pG6MquXMPkNbkFbPuXzlU
>SDCC Zuke's SU Zine
https://mega.nz/#!eJ9EnSwT!8OUGwk3JOpCcrG7umF4xw3g9MKq4kp873LQvo3lxDQ8
>Show Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
>Attack the Light (mobile game) Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
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http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Archived threads
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>Dedicated /sug/ website
https://sug.rocks
>>5805741
Jasper is fat
GRIMY BLUE COCKSUCKING RETARD
first for best fetish
Continuing where I left off, cracks.
S P I C Y
Here we go.
>you will never suck Pearl's feminine penis to celebrate Halloween
>>5805792
Here you go.
Ah it's good to be back from vacation.
>>5805776
>>5805792
Buttcracks.
BALDING
>>5805821
Da booty
>>5805827
FEMININE
>>5805848
ASS
>>5805827
Come to think of it, Pearl's change in design could be well summarized in "she looks increasingly younger"
>>5805857
P E N I S
>>5805710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tR30dqIbTxI
>>5805867
ELF
Steven's from the soul, Connie's from the pier
Peridot or Peri so bigga
Greg dick, dick man baby!
he raised Steven and loves the ladies.
Steven's cool ass lazy, he's still learnin'
Number one cherry Pearl, still a virgin
>>5805890
ZWÖLF
In an emergency situation, how many of Lapis's eggs could Peridot fit inside her anus without it being obvious?
what was the shitpost behind this again, i cant remember
>>5805867
FUUUCKING ELVES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjHclWPVij0
>>5805918
Not many, since Peridot doesn't have an anus. She'd have to swallow all of the eggs and puke them up later.
>>5805908
DRÖLF!
>>5805918
none. Even if you wouldn't see them, peridot trying to act unsuspicious is less subtle than her body volume doubling.
>Diamonds are one of the most valuable precious stones around, but not because diamonds are especially rare. In fact, high-quality emeralds, rubies, and sapphires are all rarer in nature than diamonds.
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
>>5805973
It means almost of a century of De Beers propaganda has paid off.
>>5805929
NOW
Should I buy a buttplug? Anyone has experience?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rGvosg8lZ4
His main channel got terminated, so this is all we have now.
Rebecca Sugar on her phone receiving news about Steven Universe being accepted. - 2013
>>5806007
yes and no
>>5806001
WE NEED TO GO FASTER
>>5805973
Garnet takes over homeworld endgame
>>5806020
>Knife on the ground for self-harming
Yep, no doubt.
>>5806007
Depends, do you want to shove something up your or somebody else's ass? If so a buttplug might be a good investment.
>>5805968
that's a pretty neat drölf you got there
I'm gonna miss this guy's videos honestly
>>5806115
this looks like someone made gmod videos in 2D
>a thread I can get behind
More like a thread that can get behind me
>>5806141
>>5806140
Guy who used to make animations of certain characters fusing with spectacular animation quality that I loved making gifs of, he stole other people's fusion's designs though and he finally got caught for it somewhat recently I guess
Pic related, one of his finest works
>>5806160
just remember
https://youtu.be/NuBomS6SEms
>>5806145
That's the power of tween motion.
>>5806216
Do not, unless you want a melted dick.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-hgBsPtam4
This is a relic. The last survivor
>>5806243
My sides
>>5805634
Kill yourself
>>5806273
I think I'm gonna be sick.
>>5805794
kill yourself
>>5806252
there is just something enchanting about glitchy animation
THE FUCKING LAPIDOT DRAMA ON TWITTER IS ON WIKIPEDIA WHY
IM I IN REAL LIFE ANYMORE
>>5806155
kill yourself
lapalendalinglingwoowoo
>>5806364
>WHY IM I IN REAL LIFE ANYMORE
I see you are upset.
>>5806324
Indexer do you ever take even a minute to contemplate how sad your existence is?
We are the Crystal Gems....
>>5806364
What the fuck is going on screencaps or links now
>>5806326
>tfw i'll never be able to watch the me!me!me! su parody ever again
At least he made a post about it, the only evidence of its glorious existence
http://bobalopo.tumblr.com/post/143644260850/httpsyoutubeyr6gkvc8kq-stevenunivers-like
>>5806364
Who cares?
>>5806431
Will always save the DAY
>>5806431
yeah yeah we get it you want us to love you blah blah blah gonna kill us or imprison us blah blah something you're spooky now please go annoy the loud house general
>>5806306
I have no idea how I made it so many months without bringing the wet spots up once in here
>>5806449
And if you think we cant.
>>5806417
w o o w o o
>>5806364
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lapidot
Uh, I don't see anything.
>>5806469
WILL ALWAYS FIND A WAY
>>5806364
I feel bad for Zuke more than anything, I feel like she wouldn't want to be reminded or known for that forever.
>>5806482
>Lapidot is Hebrew for "Torches"
Wtf, I hate torches now.
>>5806422
I try not to, I get really faux-deep about it and then I get hungry
>>5806431
>>5806449
>>5806469
>>5806483
Yup, still terrifying, I'd ask you to stop, but it's october so carry on.
>>5806469
>>5806457
Well maybe ill just do that you faggot.....
>>5806518
>"...in 2016 storyboard artist and writer Lauren Zuke deleted her Twitter account following harassment by fans because of her perceived support for a particular romantic relationship between characters."
Suck it, Puke.
>>5806591
No witchfag, we're already low on people, don't leave us...
>>5806518
Wikipedia should really just return to its encyclopedic roots rather than being a trainwreck of opinions and unreliable source citations
Too bad I guess
>>5806591
I love you, Lapis.
>>5806617
wonder who wrote this
Would Steven be able to WATCH THOSE WRIST ROCKETS ?
hmmmm
>>5806617
>implying people getting this buttflustered is acceptable
If it were a private person I'd say it's her own fault for using twitter, but she's a public character and twitter is a common platform.
>>5806704
shit show desu senpai
>>5806679
http://io9.gizmodo.com/steven-universe-artist-quits-twitter-over-fan-harassmen-1785242762
It was cited from this article
>>5806704
>>5806704
What a preposterously cute gem.
>>5806731
Shit taste
>>5806807
Shit post
>>5805755
http://youtu.be/1Gnznm2Xia8
being this cute is illegal
if you're not lapis
Need assistance in ID'ing this plant species
>>5806860
That's a dick.
A tenta dick.
A jasper tenta dick.
Possibly a dog jasper tenta dick.
Need any more info?
>>>/co/86963807
Should we be worried, /sug/?
>>5806860
I believe that's an obesus ligno.
A rare find, indeed!
>>5806885
No blue-green splotches, it's definitely uncorrupted jasper tentadick.
>>5806885
No it's a plant, this was sighted at the gaybarn farm
>>5806910
>obesus
You fucking cunt
>>5806927
Next to Lapis' eggs
>>5806888
Was already posted here, and maybe, I dunno dude.
>>5806888
that's the same shit someone posted last thread
It's fake as fuck, just like every """spoiler"""
>>5806935
Excuse me...I was incorrect, on closer inspection it appears to be the more common adipem ligno.
Still a nice specimen!
>>5806938
Someone tell Jasper that's not how you fertilize eggs
>>5806927
Then that means Jasper is going to come.
>>5806888
Hitler, can you gas the pearlfags next?
>>5806518
What I love is that not one single soul has ever provided evidence that Zuke deleted her Twitter because of shipping.
>>5806997
>Implying Pearlfags aren't Hitler already
>>5807011
MR. SMILEY IS GAY!!!!
>>5806978
She already has.
>>5807011
Anon, you don't understand. Feels trump reals.
>>5806972
You made me look it up, and I was neither surprised nor disappointed. Good job.
>>5807068
>>5807065
If you FEEL assaulted, then you WERE assaulted. Violent crime is subjective.
>>5807065
Presidential election '16 -- the post
actually
politics '16 -- the post
>>5807114
"adipem ligno" is Latin for "fat tree".
>>5807126
Read that as "fat free", was about to say
>>5807132
>limb enhancer lapidot
>>5807146
>adipem libero
>>5807168
Dammit why is Pearl queen of reaction images
>>5807168
What? That's undoubtedly the best kind of Lapidot.
>t. guy who fucking hates Lapidot
I love Pearl and I want to ERP as Pearl
>>5807207
>Peridot finally has the looks to back up her character and not just the fact she's another Pearl-tier character.
>>5807207
Most cringeworthy form of lapidot. It would be like shipping Jamie during his appearance in Cheeseburger Backpack with Pearl.
>>5807196
many came from her originally very neurotic and easily perturbed character. Well, and the artists occasionally fucking her up. Now that she has gotten more introspective she yields different RIs adding more to the spectrum.
>>5807196
Peridot is catching up
>>5807255
>more cringeworthy than the version with memedot
Are you serious
>>5807178
You know/study Latin?
>>5807316
>>5807319
At least memedot has some interaction with Lapis rather than just being the same frame for 2 seconds.
>>5807240
it's high time to kill yourself
>>5807325
I know/study Google Translate.
I will actually be starting my Afrikaans lessons in a couple of weeks, however.
>>5807325
kill yourself
also a percentage of italians know/did study latin at one point in their school education
>>5807240
well aren't you an endearing slut.
>>5807410
Say "kill yourself" in Italian.
>>5807373
W-wha? I dont think so!
>>5807304
I save so many but I never end up using them
>>5807316
Jasper has been giving it a shot
>>5807374
Why Afrikaans? I am semi familiar with moonspeak from wapanese days of past
>>5807418
Peridot is like our Sheldon
>>5807410
YES INDEXER I know you're Italian by now
And that you passed out at your fridge once
>>5807455
Afrikaans is a fascinatingly weird language to me. I've wanted to learn it for many years, and since I now have a steady income, I felt like it'd be fun to pick up a new tongue.
To grossly summarize: It's just knock-off Dutch.
>>5807455
I can relate.
>>5807410
>Actually wasting time learning a dead language
lel
>>5807432
"ammazzati" o "crepa", not the same effect
an insult would be "vai a morì ammazzato" which means "go get killed"
Why would you want to know?
>>5807565
Just curious.
>>5805908
Dreizehn
>>5807565
Meh, italian is too cute of a language to be actually rude. Too bad.
>>5806469
>eating curry flesh
He'll regret it when it's coming out.
>>5807593
It's too fancy.
>>5807576
Vierzehn!
Guys I need pictures, pictures of Connie friendzoning and cucking Steven!
>>5807648
>>5807528
>it's just a knockoff of Dutch
Huh
Interdasting
I find it harder to stick to language learning without a buddy learning it, largely why I eventually dropped moonrunes
>>5806020
well first off it would've been greenlit in 2012
*farrts*
>>5807672
It's funny that you say that, I have a buddy who wants to learn it, too. He's a huge weeb, so idk if he'll actually want to "keep" the language, however.
I don't even have plans to move to South Africa, where it's mostly spoken.
>>5807739
teehee
>>5807739
Rose is a nasty gem
I'm going to post this again for visibility
>>5807787
Rose is a monkey fucker.
Jasper is a dog fucker.
>>5807787
*farts again*
>>5807877
They should come together and become a manbearpig fucker.
>>5807739
>>5807743
Then you're golden
Or at least you'll have an effective start
>>5807900
That's a huge shit there, Garnet.
>>5807902
>no bulge
>>5807912
Damn Pearl, take it down a notch Amethyst isn't that bad
>>5807929
I know that Amethyst has taken a few large shits herself before, but I don't any of them compare to that one.
>>5807900
It'll be my first new language. Hope it goes well.
>>5807927
>bulge
>>5807948
Amethyst pisses in the ocean like a feeeeesh.
>>5807969
LEDW
Would you guys eat Stevonnies donut?
>>5807969
>Jasper's sword
>>5808037
I'd let her put her hotdog into my donut
>>5808062
>her
I want Peridot to sit on my face.
>>5808075
>it
>>5808062
Gay
>>5808081
i dont usually like seeing peri in the sexy light, but damn...
and what is she sitting on there?
>>5807790
Oh wallanon you silly filly.
>>5807969
venus mounds
Lappy makes me happy
>>5808218
>>5808218
To think all that guy has to do is close his fist
What's up dudes? Got out of work early and picked up some "dinner." Who wants to get fucked up with with me tonight?
Can't guarantee I'll do more singing, but we'll see how things go.
>>5808199
yeah I know lol
hahaha
>>5808248
To give lapis ultimate peace
>>5806431
I ship 'return the slab' blank stare Lapis with
>>5806469
cannibal Windigo Steven
>>5808248
End her suffering
>>5808249
>Hot Tamales
Good taste anon
>>5808248
Man, if only
>>5808253
your mom seems like a well meaning dork. give her a kiss from us.
>>5808292
Just trying to hang out with leggy for the night.
>>5808249
>two monsters
Jesus Christ.
>>5808234
A Bob to make up for lost time
>>5808248
Don't not hurt the Lapis Lazuli
She needs tlc
>>5808325
it's for the vodka. Last time I fell asleep before I could reach my final form, I'm trying to push through tonight.
>>5808299
I'll do it later
i made this yesterday
Came home today and it was deconstructed though
she wanted her picture frame candle and necklace back so ehh
>>5808329
Here's a napping emo for all your napping emo needs.
New episode fucking when?
Luckily Pokemon's fililng this gap for now, and will continue to in November, but I need my crack man.
>>5808345
I can soldier on (heh) without those puny energy supplements. We should party together someday.
>>5808346
Makes sense. Are you trying to set up an actual shrine?
>>5808382
Any mons in particular you excited for?
>>5808396
I mean this one was something I just quickly threw together
I guess it says something about how easily i could make one though
I'm not sure
idk if I have the space for it really
>>5808382
Exeggutor better be on your team. It'll be on my Sun team, that's for damn sure.
>>5808382
I can't wait. SuMo looks dumb as hell and I love it.
>>5808421
Not exactly.
Though I do usually try to find a poison bro, so Alolan Muk is looking good to me.
I actually like it's clown paint colors.
>>5808345
I always give props to peeps who can keep down vodka
Vodka is always tough for me to keep down, so I usually drink Rum and Cola or spice Rum, keeps me warm and feeling good
>>5808473
Alolan muk must be made out of some crazy shit to have all those colors of slime
>>5808449
hmm
I guess I could
haven't put any thought into that
however there is this:
I'm going to Amsterdam in April
the thought crossed my mind about their situation with legal brothels and shit
so feasably i could go get a prostitute, bring a pearl costume, and have them wear it
idk though there's a bunch of things to be considered here
when did the show lose it way?
>Lars's and Stevonnie's Gymnasium Rendezvous
http://pastebin.com/Sqwb9PmV
Lars isn't a great human being and combined with his inferiority complex and lithe body he makes the perfect target for sexual abuse.
>>5808473
>tfw haven't been on /vp/ in like two weeks
Wtf is it made out of? It doesn't even look like a poison-type anymore.
>>5808382
I'd hazard to guess right before Halloween.
>>5808488
for me tequila is the killer. For some reason every time I go out some fuckstick wants to do shots of tequila, and it fucking kills me.
I still haven't found "my drink." I started drinking late, didn't touch the stuff until I turned 21.
>>5808473
Muk legit looking pretty creepy in a good way, hes not just mud anymore, hes nuclear waste
>>5808473
No joke, I at first thought Aloan Grimer and Muk were references to Super Mario Sunshine
Either way they're pretty neat along with some of the new mons but I'm more excited for the newer mechanics
>>5808509
Yeah, man, I've heard. Have you picked up the costume yet, you said your friend found one at the costume store, right?
>>5808513
episode 2
>>5808538
I was under the impression that he was supposed to be shaved ice (it's really popular here), but it's not ice type so i dunno.
>>5808569
Looks like paint to me
>>5808552
I haven't picked one up
I doubt i'll be doing it to
losing your virginity to a prostitute is usally looked down upon
losing your virginity to a prostitutre cosplaying a cartoon character? now that's a story
>>5808580
but what are those solid chunks supposed to be? crystals? for what purpose?
>>5808536
damn me too! But started when I was 20.
And opposite for me, my buds birthday popped up awhile ago and we had luchador tequila with lime and salt, made me feel like a fucking champ, ended up drinking the whole bottle just fine
yet a shot of vodka wriggity wrecks me
>>5808603
>crystalized poison
If I wasnt such a ghost type slut id main the shit out of that muk
>>5808617
What about Dark? This new Muk and Grimer are Poison/Dark type.
>>5808617
It's a Poison-Dark type, and can have Poison Touch as an ability, so I might use it.
>>5808603
>crystalized poison
How the fuck do you make crystals out of poison?
How do you make TEETH out of poison?
>>5808081
Source?
>>5808664
Lead is poisonous.
>>5808645
poison dark type sounds pretty nice, it fits
Theres usually a ton of ghost type so I never have room for other types, but that Muk and Sableye are my list if nothing fits
>>5808686
My dick I guess
I want Pearl to get shitfaced like the scum she is.
>>5808664
>When the population of the Alola region increased, dealing with their garbage became a serious problem. As a solution, Grimer were imported from other regions. They fed primarily on garbage, so their body composition changed—as did their form. What appear to be teeth in this Pokémon’s mouth are in fact residual toxins from the garbage it eats, which have hardened and crystallized. No method has been discovered to break down these crystals. Direct contact with them presents a danger. Alolan Grimer is always eating garbage, but its constant hunger will cause it to begin eating other manufactured objects if it runs out of garbage to feed on. There are more than a hundred Alolan Grimer in Alola’s garbage-processing plants, and all of the garbage produced in the Alola region is taken for use as their food.
tl;dr their new diet is what caused it
>>5808741
I want Pearl to get shattered like the defective gem she is.
>>5808741
I want Pearl to get beaten up by Jasperthyst.
>>5808773
>best gem
We're not talking about best gem, we're talking about Pearl.
>>5808746
>but its constant hunger will cause it to begin eating other manufactured objects
>tfw one of it's abilities is Gluttony
Neat.
>>5808789
I beg to differ
>>5808702
The muk is actually bismuth have you seen the color scheme?
>>5808773
if any of the gems were to get shitfaced it'd be her, she'd either drink or smoke like hell to forget about Rose.
>>5808773
>Pearl
>Best gem
>>5808799
You can beg, plead and cajole all you like, but Pearl is still worst gem.
>>5808799
so what do friends or visitors think when they see that?...
>>5808799
>>5808814
>>5808818
I need some Pearl, this instant! To keep my cool ya know?
>>5808818
>>5808799
Don't you have some old women to creep out?
>>5806440
>tfw i'll never be able to watch the me!me!me! su parody ever again
Isn't this it tho:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZTWe_b_qmI
>>5808741
>>5808829
Put your clothes on Steven.
>>5808829
Suck Jasper's futa cock, you cancer-contracted cuck
>>5808829
>literally sucked Jasper's dick
>>5808829
I want her drunk for the depression, but I guess anyone who fucks you would be depressed as well.
#TangProblems
Do women have to be gay to be funny?
>>5808829
Which one?
>>5808889
Where's the funny part?
>>5808874
Amethyst got sick after eating a taco once, it affects them.
>>5808889
I don't know, how many famous female comedians are out there that are lesbians?
>>5808888
>>5808889
Women are funny, anon. Get over it.
>>5808889
This isn't funny.
>>5807969
I want her to shove it deep in my ass
>>5808911
Yeah who am I to question what makes sense
none of su really makes sense in this sorta way
>>5808888
CHECK
>>5808902
kill yourself
>>5808924
Now that's funny.
>>5808888
Good one, hitler.
>>5808888
Tell that to Lapis, Jasper, Peridot and even that mystery girl! They call me stud for a reason!
>>5808902
Baby, I wanna a sample of each flavor!
>>5808924
Yeah, no.
>>5808948
>I wanna a sample
>>5808948
Anyone you dick is traumatized forever, thank satan for giving you.a 0.7 incher
>>5808948
>i wanna sample each flavor!
I feel you, baldy.
>>5808976
I'm not Bald Steven, you fucking mongoloid.
>>5808931
Thanks for the better image i try to do a quick check to see if there is a better image but i have not got to the pearl folder yet
>>5808948
What was sucking Jasper's cock like bald Steven? Please, I'm so jealous, I have to know.
>>5809017
Sorry, I am Caucasian and proud. You're just racist.
>>5809033
>white people
>>5808904
On her tumblr. She can be a funny gal.
>>5808948
Just like Lapis was laughing her ass off 2 nights ago, and how Jasper fucked your throat raw? No thanks, you're more like a stub.
>>5809033
You are correct!
>>5809039
Would have been funny without the last two panels, but those ruined the whole thing.
>>5808912
...
OH! THOSE TWO SNL WOMEN THAT ALWAYS HANG AROUND WITH ONE ANO-... oh.
>>5808520
>>5808500
Apparently it's cause it eats a fuckton of garbage constantly.
The "teeth" in it are actually condensed crystals of poison too.
It's Poison/Dark.
There's also the new waifumon they keep pushing like pic related.
>Pure grass
>Gets a grass kicking move that lowers the enemy's attack apparently
>Gets an ability where she stops priority
>Is clearly waifu-bait with a dominatrix feel
>Apparently that nub crown thing is literally a clitoris
>"It’s said that this Pokémon loses its strength if touched on the crown-like protuberance on its head."
remember kids, be like Opal
>>5809071
Dead? Soonâ„¢
>>5809071
>Nopalposters
>>5809071
Bulimic and anorexic?
>>5809004
what cute butt holes
>>5809056
Don't know why. Afraid of cooties?
>>5809071
Of course!
>>5809091
No, it just isn't funny and ruins the joke.
>>5809071
I'm already forgetful and sad, so I'm two-thirds of the way there
>>5809071
DUEL DEAD
>>5809081
>Malashitefags
>>5809108
Rest in pizzas
>>5809003
>>5809042
Don't judge a book by it's cover Pearl. I can sense your thirst all the way over here! Not like your mosquito bites are getting you any action!
>>5809028
I was in a trance, like mind control! It wasn't by choice I'll tell you that much!
Oh, also, I think this is the closest we're getting to a Pokemon for Jasper.
>The yellow and red colors
>Fighting/Dragon type
>Fancy headwear
>Nose has a kind of fitting discoloration/outline
If it's skin was orange it'd be perfect.
>>5809071
Where am I? What am I doing here?
>>5809128
>2016
>not being a Fuckingkillmeitefag
>>5809135
I wrote that. How'd the burning cum taste?
I heard it's a 250,000 on the Scoville scale!
YOUR ASS IS AWFULLY FAT TO BE SWINGING AROUND LIKE THAT
>>5809151
>>5809083
>Opal with Bulimic: I am growing stronger!
ALSO DEAD
>>5809135
>>5809071
It's already hard being me, why should i add being forgetful as well?
>>5809135
My thirst is for pussy, you can fuck off with that pencil dick.
And stop lying faggot, you know you're a bottom bitch all the way, couldn't even kill a fucking bug.
>>5809083
no need for that if you purge everything you eat
>>5809190
Rainbow Quartz is gonna make the cutest trap once Steven and his creepy aunt Pearl fuse
>>5809147
Jasper is literally Arcanine's gijinka
>>5809200
What do Sapphire's tears taste like?
>>5809081
i don't get it
>>5809234
Blueberry
>>5809234
cummies
>>5809234
Liquidized lesbianism.
>>5809234
Iced tea.
>>5809190
Rebecca Sugar is a fucking serial killer of fusions.
>>5809226
>>5809226
Jasper would never devalue herself by exposure or comparison to dogs. This is one of the laws of homeworld: non-sentient organic life can suck a dick.(unintentional furry pun )
>>5809201
Why don't you just change your mind, come to bed with me and forget all your daily sorrows.....Forget Rose, forget that blonde hair girl and forget Steven.....Yes, it's just you and me now!
>>5809259
>>5809202
Opal is in need of my "home made" protein shake if you know what I'm sayin'!
>>5809276
>>5809260
>>5809192
Got anymore blue?
>>5806483
T-that's why the people of this world...
Believe in...
>>5809260
I'm gonna need about a gallon of tears, then.
>>5809226
Yeah, I guess that fits better overall. also fits personality wise.
Got Amethyst as a pokemon nailed hard here.
What about Lapis, Peridot and Garnet?
>tfw they unfused after steven caught Opal purging
>>5809315
THE NUTSHACK
>>5809321
>Garnet
Doublade
>>5809331
>they start sneaking out at night to fuse
>>5809314
Can't say i'd rather die because i'm already waiting for death.
But still find something just as insulting to suck yourself off to.
>>5809302
nah Jasper's got the heart of a dog who lost it's beloved owner, she even turned into one after getting corrupted
>>5809397
Opal's situation isn't funny, man
>>5809314
Eat shit faggot go ask Jasper, only dogfuckers would even think about fucking you, I'm leaving.
FUCKING just
>>5808514
Why is Lars being the local toy to the futas of Beach City so hot?
>>5809377
>they keep going cause amethyst doesn't want to keep eating like a pig and pearl is trying to force herself to eat. being opal has become addictive at this point
>>5809321
Lapis is Lapras
Garnet is Pangoro
Peridot is a Caterpie
>>5809391
Damn, now I feel like shit.
>>5809487
>Peridot is a Caterpie
KEK
>>5809398
honestly makes me pretty bummed out, I just hope someone out there will give a flying fuck about her
Jasper had a hard time
>>5808889
Baldo, you'll love this one.
>after bald steven had sucked her off, Jasper began searching for her very wet compadre.
>after she entered the barn following a short walk, Jasper saw peridot take a defensive stance with a broomstick.
>Jasper dropped her pants and the brutal force of the hard-on knocked the gremlin into the wall.
>Jasper ascended a ladder to the scenic barn view, where Lapis was sleeping the night away as a single tint of purple stained the 3:28 morning.
>Jasper almost immediately lifted Lapis' dress and jammed her sweaty bones into the deep blue puss
>Lapis' waking moans prevented Jasper from heading Bald Steven climb the ladder.
>"That is my bitch, orange futa fag!" The furious chrome-some screamed.
>Jasper said nothing, instead applying a shit-eating grin as she ejaculated into lapis' special parts.
>>5809426
>>5809391
You guys should just join me for drink in my chambers tonight, it'll be the best ride you'll ever experience! Who knows, maybe Pearl won't be a virgin anymore!
>>5809526
Ahh memories!
>>5808037
how's that even a question?
>>5808174
Looks like a Tumblr anon. Their skin is grey, unlike our superior green.
>>5809529
Hi, Tang
>>5809529
Heathcliff?
>>5809526
>Jasper said nothing, instead applying a shit-eating grin as she ejaculated into lapis' special parts.
>>5809490
There's no need for that.
It's not even directed towards you.
>>5809535
>Still posting Steven with cancer
I guess that shows who you really are.
>>5809510
i wonder if corrupted jasper would automatically hate steven, or if he could befriend her in that form like he did with centi?
>>5809474
>Opal starts to distance herself from Steven and Garnet
>Steven wants to help but is unsure how to
>>5808249
>Two monsters
>Vodka
Bruh, get that Vodka in the freezer and make sure one of those monsters gets cold too. Get a bigass glass, toss in some ice, 1 parts vodka 2 parts Monster. Or 8/16 oz respectively.
That shit'll wake you right the fuck up, or knock you right the fuck down.
>>5809624
This is joke is dumb, but I love it.
>>5809577
Baby, all I'm asking is for, is for you to go on ONE date with me. You know, maybe then you'll cherish our friendship the way I do!
>>5809577
Yeah, I know, but it still makes me feel bad.
>>5808488
Please don't feed Pericat milk.
Cow milk is actually super bad for kitties.
>>5809688
She's not a cat.
She's a shit.
>>5809700
now u lissen here
I want to feel up Stevonnie's gams.
>>5809705
>clods
>>5809680
Again, don't be.
I'm sorry if you felt any sort of solace because of my post, but don't let it get to you.
>>5809700
Too late
>>5809711
But you can. Just grab a pile of shit.
>>5809582
Id like to think she doesnt have much sense to her in Cur form, running on instinct
I think jasper would hate everyone in the form, even PD if she was alive, but can be tamed to a degree. Be Nice to see steven work hard to take care of Cur Jasper(Roses room???) only for her to remember the moments when she get healed again
moments like these in the show that get me thinking again, maybe not the best thoughts but thinking
>Armstrong is never coming back
It's a subtle kind of pain.
imagine peridot strapping on a bicycle helmet with an XXL horse dildo taped to the top and then doing a luigi missile into steven's ass
>>5809729
Just...try to be a little bit more cheerful.
>>5809784
>Liking a stupid meme plot device.
>>5809624
>they stay fused even for weeks. steven tried to lock the bathroom but then Opal disappeared for days
>>5809784
I'm tired of this fucking meme. it was a stupid gem monster that just appeared for 2 minutes. fuck off
>>5809526
Fap
>>5809847
y-you too
>>5809739
Tall glass of mocha.
>>5809847
Armstrong is a pretty obscure gem to latch onto, I suppose.
>>5809801
Yeah, I do. People like Peridot and Lapis, so why can't I like my meme plot device?
>>5809798
I can't hide the truth though.
But that doesn't mean i can't help others and ease their pain.
No matter what cost.
>>5809873
No, it's a pretty shit "gem" to latch onto since it has literally no personality or purpose. I mean it literally has neither one in the show, it's just a collection of semi-conscious arms trying to make themselves whole and was made as an indicator for the cluster. It was like a canary in a cage and that's it. Not a nanosecond would be spent by Homeworld about its existence once the cluster emerged.
>>5809896
you're fucking annoying. stop
>>5809847
Fuck you.
>>5808514
>Lars goes gay for futa dick because he thinks Buck is doing it.
Sounds legit to me.
>>5809896
>People like actual characters
>>5809933
kys
>>5809940
>Peridot and Lapis
>actual characters
Dude. Meep Morps lmao.
>>5809469
He has the twink body type and he is a asshole so you don't feel bad about bullying him.
>>5809873
its literally a prop
>>5809526
What happened next? Did Lapis chain Jasper down and let Baldo have his way with her?
>>5809980
I'd say something similar about Armstrong but it doesn't even that much going for it.
>>5809940
>liking meme plot devices
>>5809923
I hate this.
OOOOOO
ARMSTRONGFAGS STRIKE BACK
>>5809998
it doesn't even have an actual name. it was nothing but a plot device, no even a character
>>5810008
>liking plot
>>5809480
they're hot
>>5809811
I want to hug Opal and tell her everything's going to be okay
>>5809797
That's a solid Peri-Plan.
Not as solid as that XXL horse dildo tho.
>>5810008
No, we're talking about Pearl and Peridot not your glorified walking prop.
>>5810021
>liking Steven Universe
>>5809487
>>5810016
>armstrong
i even hate the stupid name at this point, its probably gem mutant #5 on the credits or something like that
>>5810042
>liking cartoons
>>5810011
I'm sorry.
>>5810086
hot
>>5810086
Size doesn't matter.
>>5810039
No, we're talking about Pearl and Peridot not your glorified walking prop.
You can't even remember one of the gems you were defending. I guess Lapis really is such an impactful character huh?
>>5810077
>Didn't even warrant being credited as a gem mutant
Top irrelevancy
im watching this shit [spoiler]with my bf[\spoiler]
its pretty fucking neat
garnet is the coolest gem
>>5810114
These very very obscure fags are too easy a bullying target
>>5810127
Rose dies
>>5810077
Too bad, that's its name now since its been used for so long.
>>5810109
I really don't care enough about this "argument" to keep track of such things. You're an idiot for liking this stupid fucking meme and propagating its existence, nothing else will change that.
>>5810085
Don't say sorry, just "try" to be happier.
If an idiot like me can do it, then you certainly can as well.
>>5810127
SPOILERS DON'T WORK HER FAGGOT ALSO YOU HAVE SHIT TASTE GARNET IS THE MOST BORING GEM AND THE SHOW WOULD BE BETTER WITHOUT HER
>>5810086
Who's the Griffith to her Guts?
>>5810162
Sleep tight, Mr. Smiley.
>>5810135
Why are you bullying the Armstrongfags again?
This is reminding me of all the shit Peedlefags got, except they had hope. Armstrongfags have nothing man and that's kinda sad.
>>5810127
Literally don't watch anything after the Season 1 finale, the show just gets worse from there.
>>5810162
Sleep tight, Mr. Smiley.
>>5810189
>Armstrongfags have nothing man
Because they chose to latch onto a stupid fucking prop.
>>5810162
Sleep tight, Mr. Smiley.
>>5809771
consider that Biggs didn't attack initially until it saw the flash of connie's sword
then again, Biggs was a CG
>>5810142
>even the one episode monsters had a name
>that stupid shit had just a number
your opinion is irrelevant. it's patient #2
>>5810210
>>5810162
Sleep tight, Mr. Smiley.
>>5810218
>Biggs
That was Ocean.
>>5810127
what's your favorite ship so far
>>5810220
Armstrong.
>>5810148
Hapiness isn't eternal, and it comes anyway.
I still will try to ease other's discomfort if possible though, it's the least i can do.
>>5810220
Or was it Patient #1? Who cares because they're both irrelevant.
>>5810239
patient #2. anything else is just your dumb theadcanon
>>5810258
top irrelevance
>>5810224
>>5810273
Nah, it's Armstrong. Your name can be #2 though.
>>5810295
I'd fuse with her.
>>5810326
sure anon. have fun with your prop
>>5810326
*Patient #2
>>5810326
no. patient #1
or #2?
who cares
>>5810326
But Armstrong is a fan-created name, isn't it?
What the fuck is happening in this thread?
>>5810369
it's like those stupid names they gave to the rubies
>>5810369
Yeah, but it doesn't have a name so it was named Armstrong.
>>5810372
the usual
peeps taking bait, ass blasted, waifufags, odd topics, ships
like I said, the usual
>>5810400
>it doesn't have a name
Patient #1
>>5810388
I remember those.
"Punished Ruby" was a pretty cool nickname, I thought.
>>5809651
That's the idea. Just downed two shots of fireball to kick off the night. Wish me luck!
>>5810388
Only nobody uses them anymore whereas Patient #1 fags continue to use their headcanon name.
>>5810400
no. it doesn't. it was so irrelevant the crew didn't even bothered to give it a name
>named the cluster gem Armstrong
>everyone now hates it
Was it always like this? Why didn't anyone tell me before the name spread?
>>5810440
Don't be so hard on him they named it Bed Mutant, to signify that it was in a bed and a gem mutant. Such deep love and care for an important character.
>>5810424
it was fucking dumb. vidya references are awful
>>5810429
I'm pissed that I don't have anything to drink tonight, but have fun broski.
>>5810408
>Garabatoz
You can't see it, but her tits occupy 90% of that box's space.
>>5810424
nuby/tard ruby
punished ruby
fab/fag ruby
ninja ruby
and uh... doc.
Can't remember what people called her. Maybe commander ruby?
>>5810429
now I feel bad for not having a drink with ya
my 'friday' doesnt start till Saturday
>>5810459
I certainly will.
Pouring one for you, eyeball.
>>5810464
Commander Ruby or Captain Ruby, was it.
Man, good times.
>>5810472
Keep it real, Captain.
Peace.
>>5810453
>so irrelevant they didn't even care about what was written on the reference sheet
jej
>>5810453
>Bed Mutant
Top KEK
>>5810477
htd was the hypest shit. It's still my favorite episode.
Are people forgetting that most of the corrupted gems are just "worm monster" or "ice monster"?
Why are you acting like this is a big deal? The crew doesn't give a fuck about monsters, that's why fans come up with silly names, duh.
>>5810538
Such a funny episode. The Rubies were what made it great, I think.
>>5810566
fuck off patient #1 fag
PERIDOT'S GIANT TOOTH
>>5810569
it's the reason I'm a rubyfag, and not a /freak/
My top five favorite gems all share the same name.
>>5810566
This makes me wonder why she was given a name when so many other corrupted gems weren't.
>>5810599
LEEPEST DOOR
>>5810583
>>5810610
>>5810578
*armstrongfag
Wait, are you that guy who gets pissy about /FREAKS/? That's the only person I know who could get this butthurt about stupid names, and this argument is incredibly familiar.
>>5810643
*Bed Mutant fag
*BRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP*
>>5810599
The ones that are coming back are given names, one off monsters are just "oh what do we put in the credits for the VA?"
>>5810681
is this supposed to be her farting? because that's gross.
shame on you.
>>5810583
>>5810682
>literally whoatermelon
>coming back
pick 1
>>5810643
*patient #1 fag
http://pastebin.com/wLDJ4cQu
R8 my fanfic
>>5810720
l-lewd
>>5810654
>didn't answer the question
It is you! Fuck this I've taken the bait long enough.
It's Armstrong and you can eat my ass with a side of fries. Goodbye faggot.
dr. gero is my favorite character
>>5810742
I liked the part where Dio kicked Danny.
>>5810741
*Bed Mutant
>>5810741
*patient #1 fag
Hey guys... I wrote a thing where a futa Priyanka Maheswaren fucks Lars in the butt.
http://pastebin.com/1Ruz25WR
>>5810681
>>5810715
There's nothing gross about wanting a fusion to fart in your face.
>>5810736
>mt krokorok
isn't that a pokemon?
I skimmed through this thing and found no porn to speak of.
>>5810754
dr. gero is actually in the show though
>>5810780
hot
>>5810790
Enjoy your head canon.
>>5810790
no anon you're just an stupid autie
>>5810791
So is Dio.
He just hasn't appeared yet.
>>5810809
>implying onion hasn't been dio all along
>>5810821
you're wrong
>>5810824
Onion was created by Dio in order to spy on Rose Quartz.
>>5810831
I just realized khan put the apostrophe in the wrong place.
Khan you fucking pleb. You've dishonored your mongol ancestors.
>>5810790
at least they're obsessed with a real character
>>5810762
actually jumped a bit, but that ending is pretty good
>>5810831
no u
>>5810821
*Bed Mutant fag
>>5810599
Who's to say the others weren't? Her name wasn't in the credits or anything, Ian said it in answer to some random question.
>>5810842
>[STAND NAME] Onion
>[STAND USER] Dio
ZA WARUDO
>>5810859
keep talkin shit see what happens
>>5810889
Ehh. I don't know how stands work. I've never watched JoJo outside of the first episode, please don't slaughter me.
Let's go.
>>5810914
Good, you should go read the manga instead.
>>5810821
*patient #1 fag
join me, /sug/.
lets listen to music together.
https://plug.dj/sug-trash-edition
>>5810914
READ NIGGA, READ, WRYYYY THE MANGA
Armstrong best gem :)
>>5810947
fuck off
>>5810969
y-you too
>>5810969
Rude much?
>>5810969
>telling one of the coolest people on here to "fuck off"
Hmm...
>>5810947
Krol just loves these out of tune effects with the sound box, it sounds so fucking awful.
Opal and Becky are bulimic. Follow their example and you can be like them.
>>5811043
I don't know man, I like the dirty, unpolished garage feel.
>>5811072
Opal and Becky are fucking dead.
>>5811072
but what if I'm already like them?
>>5811088
They might be soon if they keep doing it.
Here's a cute gem.
>>5811075
It's great, but it nags the shit out of me, I used to be in a band so I'm probably linking feelings toward it.
Stevonnie is a perfect being.
End of.
>>5808249
I'm with you, buddy. I'm pretty fucked up right now.
>>5810162
Sleep tight, Mr. Smiley.