/sug/ Steven Universe General - Lesson in Humility Edition

>>5801419
Jasper is fat

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UGLY BLUE WHORE

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SPICY

Age Steven up already

>>5801437
Fuck off, Lapis.

>>5801429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gnznm2Xia8

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lapiven

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this is now a pun thread
post every pun you got

>>5801376
Impossible. Imagine the how intense the salt though
>>5801422
Outdated how? Ame has a new outfit and that's it.

If peri and lapis are in there sans Jasper I will be #upset

>>5801564
Oh please, I don't want to PUNish you guys.

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>>5801564
why did pearl fucked lapis?
because she made her wet

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>>5801565
>#upset

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nth for Stevonnie destroying my anus

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>>5801581
Don't do this to me, anon. Not now. I can't fap. I've got to go to the store and by a birthday card for family.

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>>5801564
If you wanna be technical about it, Steven had no moms Pearl se.

>>5801573
anon,please!
that's a PUNderable punishment!

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The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.

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>>5801656

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Berserk fusion ideas. If you want tho.

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WHERE ALL MY /FREAKS/ AT?

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>>5801678
Here!

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>will Gem Harvest be BS or not
I like this guy jaspuppy (formerly a-centipeetle). My hopes are high, too high

http://jaspuppy.tumblr.com/post/151642774957/do-you-think-jasp-will-at-least-be-mentioned-in

Brute is the magic word

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A TOTAL ROCKSTAR

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The new character is going to hatch out of the egg Lapis lays in Gem Harvest and instead of it being Peridot's daughter like everyone assumed it would be the writers are going to go for a dramatic plot twist and make it turn out to be Jasper's daughter

Screeshot this

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>>5801684
Oops
>inb4

>>5801702
A TOTAL COCKSUKR
fixed it

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lapalooloo piddilybendalendalin wiggitywhen

>>5801660
you never fail to impress me with that reaction time

>>5801716
Never

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>>5801716
w i g g i t y w h e n

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>>5801676
amethyst jasper and lapis
depression squad

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>>5801678
In the /trash/ can where I belong

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRjga1nDUmA

>>5801732
>two Quartz and one Lapis

If we ever do get a new intro, what do you think will be in it?

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>>5801676
Anything with Jasper or Amethyst is probably gonna result in one big motherfucker, Ruby is a soldier too so she'd be aggressive too, so if you mix the 3 you get one hell of a soldier.

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>>5801703
>corn
>pumpkins
>other crops
>now eggs
This farm will prosper

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>>5801597
>not masturbating to the thought of getting railed by Stevonnie's futa dick

>>5801656
your waifu is a dumb blue bimbo brat who will get killed off in like a season tops

>>5801758
Throw Bismuth in there and you have one angry motherfucker

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>>5801429
Jasper is HORNY

SO what are the odds of the Connpiss fusion happening in Gem Harvest?

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>>5801736
in the /trash/ can where WE belong,anon
don't leave us alone

>>5801762
No. They already masturbated to Jasper's futa cock in Bald Steven's throat.
Word of notice: this is not the individual to whom you reply.

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>>5801767
Oh baby~

....Come to think of it, how much command experience did Garnet/Pearl have during the war? Were they just commandos/bodyguards? Is there anyone in the Crystal Gems right now that knows how to command an army?

>>5801771
>Entailling HW genocide

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>zero peridot in the thread
Let me shatter the peace

>>5801778
20 kilograms

>>5801758
More like a fatass who's three times as retarded as each of her dumbass components

>>5801754
>lapis now got 2 toys
not fair

Good Afternoon, /sug/ilites!

Last night I had a vivid SU dream.

In it, Steven was demonstrating to Sapphire how his magical plant growth powers had morphed into the ability to completely bend the sentient plants' appearances to make perfect replicas of the Gems, demonstrating by warping Veggiehead into a clone of Sapphire herself. She is unusually expressive, and constantly praises Steven for the development and utility of his new powers, claiming that she can see no downsides. Steven, completely silent and stoic through the whole dream, places a hand on Sapphire's shoulder and takes her to an alternate future in which there are thousands of Gem-Plant clones, few of which are perfect replicas. They are constantly created and destroyed, some by each other, some by the Gems and Steven himself. Sapphire realizes Steven's concern of how these powers would make them all lose sight of the sanctity and value intrinsic in all lifeforms.

Then I woke up.

Have any of you had Steven Universe themed dreams?

>>5801799
t. Lapis

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>>5801762

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>>5801762
http://pastebin.com/RzSxXPL3

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Where's Bald Steven

>>5801850
Kill yourself

>>5801564
Lion around

>>5801850
Asleep

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>>5801868
How about this

>>5801850
died of asphyxiation

>>5801874
He need to return
His soul should not sleep with the burden of his sin
Also I can't figure out the time zone dilemma for the life of me

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>>5801881

>>5801886
On Jasper's penis I presume
yes i am the author of that greentext

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>>5801785
RETARDED BORING STUPID RAPIST SLUT BLUE WAIFU BAIT BITCH PILE OF SHIT

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/r/ing Lapis using her water powers on Sapphire sexually.

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>>5801848
Good fucking shit

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>>5801907
BITCHY SOGGY WHORESLUT COCKSUCKERING BLUEWHINER

>>5801789
Frankly, there's a lot of shit that could be answered if Steven would just fucking ask. Pearl's proud enough that she could go on all day about the shit they did during the war. Peridot would be a font of info regarding homeworld as well. So far all we know is that they have a resource problem and a dead diamond.

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>>5801907
>>5801920
Mmm...

>>5801926
LAPISFAG

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>>5801933
Nice dubs, faggot.

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>>5801557
Good shit, my dood

Light spoilers for Gem Harvest:

[spoiler]>Everything you think you know about it based on the clips is wrong[/spoiler]
[spoiler]>Going to have a brand new intro for Season 4, reflecting the changes made in 2 and 3 and stevens redesign[/spoiler]
[spoiler]>Going to end with a major event in which steven matures emotionally, his physicality reflecting this[/spoiler]
[spoiler]>very similar design to his birthday episode. Same voice[/spoiler]
[spoiler]>The following episode, titled Growing Pains is going to reflect more on the change and the events that happen at the end of Gem Harvest[/spoiler]

Heavy Spoilers:
[spoiler]>Yellow Diamond comes to earth to destroy the crystal gems and check why the cluster isn't functioning[/spoiler]
[spoiler]>Her and the soldiers she brings with her raid Stevens home including taking all of the bubbled gems [spoiler]and greg[/spoiler][/spoiler]
[spoiler]>She is unable to find the gems, who are at the barn, but before she leaves makes it apparent she is planning to pop the bubble that holds the cluster.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]>Steven ages up once he realizes what happened back at the house[/spoiler]

>>5801961
>Bimsuth isn't a gem but is a member of a race called Metals
>"Bismuth" will be about Steven returning her to the Metal Homeworld

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>>5801961
welcome to trash

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>>5801809
I've written them down, how embarrassing
>got lapis and Steven flying over a city right, but no fusion
>and Pearl falling for a rose-lookalike, but with less horses and more motorcycles

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>>5801961
>No Jasper
IT'S SHIT

>>5801961
>pop the bubble
>it just rebubbles itself because that's what it did in the beginning anyway

>>5801961
why must you hurt my delusional heart,anon?

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>Steven fuses with Dewey to become Armstrong
>Pearl is Mistral (pole-arms)
>Peridot is Monsoon (MAGNETIC MEMES)
>Redeemed Jasper is Sundowner (because it just fits)
>Lion as Blade-Wolf
>Connie as Raiden, trying to save underground wrestling from Mayor Stewey

Am I missing anything?

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>>5801961
I'M FINE WITH THIS
EVEN IF IT'S NOT TRUE
I CAN PRETEND IT'S NOT GOING TO BE FILLER
AND NOT DIE INSIDE

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>>5802037
Amethyst as Sam I guess.

>>5802025
Jasper will rescue Steven from Yellow Diamond at the end of Season 7 because she hates her stepmom more than she hates Rose.

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>>5802037
>Pearl is Mistral
>Not armstrong
Shit.

>>5801961
This isn't even a good plot.

Neither is the meme gems raising a dog, mind you.

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>>5802025
>yellow diamond and her soldiers
>her soldiers
>her QUARTZ soldiers
you fool we'll get to see more waifus what are you complaining about?

>>5801961
>Jasper is taken by Yellow Diamond
>Her gem is going to get fucking harvested
>inb4 killing myself

>>5801961
Sure, and I'm Rebecca Sugar.

>>5802114
Hey no shit me too!

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>>5802104
NONE OF THEM CAN POSSIBLY COMPARE TO THE PERFECT QUARTZ

I WANT ULTIMATE BUFF WAIFU TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ALL THE OTHER MEDIOCRE BUFF WAIFUS

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>>5802104
>tfw no Fused Glass demon waifu

>>5801961
source, retard

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>>5802092
I'm trying to keep things with some semblance of reality, like the whole situation is half the gems just role playing as evil wrestlers. Gem mutants wouldn't make sense.

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>>5802135
She'll never compare to Sapphire.

>>5802139
Are you serious?

>>5802154
But Sapphire isn't buff.

>>5802139
he's the asshole working as the new intern at CN, he IS the source

>>5802037
>>5802092
>>5802076
Better yet, Opal as Mistral. It saves us from forcing Amy into the role of Sam.

>I'm sure we've heard enough speeches...
Garnet can be Sam.

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>>5802165
>>5802165
Bullshit.

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>>5802135

>>5801961
Give us a screencap, just one, no matter how shit-tier, and we will believe you.

>>5802187
How many literal retards do we have in this thread right now

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>>5802180
O-oh my.

>>5802195
>25 IPs

>>5802178
DEEPEST LORE

>>5802195
24

>>5802195
only a retard would think that leaked info was fake

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>>5802179
This makes me happy.

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>yfw when Steven has to fight a Homeworld-loyal Rose Quartz

>i just started thinking about the fact that corruption can be spread through fusion, and i got so excited thinking how we can read an HIV metaphor into it now (as if the show needed to be gayer). the crystal gems are like queer communities after AIDS crisis: they're still trying to pick up the pieces after their kind were decimated by a mysterious illness that can be transmitted through intimacy, that made them afraid of their own kind. like with + people, corrupted gems have to deal with stigma (being treated as monsters), but activists (Steven) are working to de-stigmatize corruption, both through cultural interventions and through treatment.

>how's that for queer reading?

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>>5802187
Alright

Try and say I'm talking shit now

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>>5802245
>"I'm not your mother"

>>5802263
>and corrupted gems are actually monsters that are harmful to everyone around them
HAH

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>>5801961
Waiting for tumblr to get pissed when they find out they don't get the lapidot thanksgiving special.

>>5802245
OH THAT'D BE GOOD

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>>5801961
>Post yfw Onion Gang is the last Townie episode we ever get

>>5802284
>implying that'll stop Dumblr

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>>5802179
>Opal acting all seductive towards Connie
Well my dick sure agrees.

>>5802245
>Homeworld shatters Pink Quart on homeworld
>Harvest all the pieces of them to make a super Rose Quartz for their return

>>5802284
Lapis could just make eye contact with peridot once in the episode and tumblr would still cream themselves.

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>>5802311
good. townie episodes suck ass

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>>5802311
YES YES YES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJbmB9k2Y88

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>>5802311
I'd die.

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>>5802311
Why did we get the worst townie episode as the last one

>>5802333
Trips confirms

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>>5802263
AIDS victims deserve love too

>>5802374
Metaphorical love, yes.

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>>5802311
yes please

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>>5802374
>Tfw jasper's fetish is bug catching

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>>5800515

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>>5802284

>>5802383
Emotional love in the butt

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>>5802374
I feel so damn bad for Jasper. She could have been the right hand gem of Pink Diamond of the Order of the Diamond. Instead Rose shattered Pink Diamond, destroyed Jasper's colony, and now she is rotting of gem AIDS in Rose's basement.

>>5802389
Jesus fucking Christ.

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>>5802389
I blame Peridot.

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>>5802407
>no one asked for Jasper

>>5802389
>jasper will never poz your neghole

Why even live?

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>>5802389
That picture is nothing.

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>>5802424
Sadness...

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>>5802374
>>5802407
>>5802424
>>5802436
CRIPPLING

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>>5802433
OH CHRIST

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>>5801433

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>>5802433
I've seen worse

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>>5802439
D E P R E S S I ON

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>>5801678

>>5802433
maybe I'm not the biggest degenerate on the planet

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>>5801684

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>>5802407
will she ever be happy?

Puppykin will be as significant as melondog.

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>>5802455
T H A T ' S T H E G O O D S H I T

>>5802505
This

>>5802517
This

>>5802481
Slutpis will come crawling back to her once she's healed and redeemed by Steven. No gem can resist those massive orange curves for long.

>>5802433
I don't think I've ever felt so squeamish reading something before. I want to throw up.

>>5802517
>>5802520
These

>>5802520
That

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>>5802525
What PART OF LAPPERDAWT IS CANNON DO YOU NOT UMDERSTAND
>pic related

>>5802548
Those?

>>5802553
>>5802548
>>5802520
>>5802517
>>5802505
All of those

>>5802540
I'm usually not too bothered by this kind of shit but the guy wanting his son to be gangraped and infected with AIDS was too much.

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>>5802558
WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT EPISODE IS THAT FROM?

>>5802580
leaked footage from Lapis Lays an Egg

>>5802580
Zukes last before being booted out by Amber

>>5802596
This

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>>5802525
>>5802558
THE HOMEWORLD TRIO WON'T TRULY BE HAPPY UNTIL THEY'VE ALL FUCKED EACH OTHER SIMULTANEOUSLY

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>>5802607
GEM ORGY S O O N

>>5802596
>>5802603
Zuke will die with one final Lapidot stroke of passion. Is this how Season 4 ends?

Will we finally be free of Puke and her tyrannical clutches? I'm ready for some Colin "Ain't a coward" Howard barn episodes.

>series end
>cgs, gaybarners,bug squad, and jaspy in yd's hall
>jaspy not yet redeemed by anyone but steven
>yellow diamond barely recognizes jasper, who developed individuality like peridot displayed in message received (forgetting facet and cut)
>"oh, it's you."the lemon disdainfully says.
>"uhh, war hero?"our orange friend says
>"for a worthless planet that's about to die, you mean?" the assoholic lemonhead replies.
>"at least my diamond respected me." as the depression sets in.
>"uh, I am?"
>"my diamond cared for others!you only care about yourself! I've been shown infinitely more respect by her in 150 years than you have in 5,800!"
>Jasper proceeds to suplex yellow diamond and headbutt her gem until it's yellow dust
Me, in retrospect: fuck that sucked

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I'm you're favourite gem right?

>>5802640
hell naw

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>>5802640
no

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>>5802607
>lapiss, jizzper, and peridookie's various bodily fluids end up painting the barn
>Steven compliments them on another nice job redecorating

>>5802640
Yes

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>>5802640
No. I hate you.

>>5802640
kys flapis

>>5802640
FUCK NO.

>>5802640
fuck you

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>>5802640
You will never be my Sapphire.

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TELL ME I'M YOU'RE FAVOURITE TELL ME NOW!

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>>5802655
that's fucking gross i love it

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>>5802622
*cuddle orgy

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>>5802066

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>>5802678
Why do you have the IQ of a used condom?

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>>5802678
FUCK OFF WITCH, I FAILLED LAST TIME, BUT I SHALL NOT FALTER, FOR DUBS GIVE ME POWER OVER YOU

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>>5802407
Do you think Yellow Diamond ever molested Jasper

>>5802678
u r my fave

>>5802678
stop being shit and i'll consider it

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>>5802728
Like every night

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>>5802728
i think yellow diamond molest every single one of her quartz

>>5802625
>Zuke will never stroke you with passion

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>>5802728
yes

>>5801676
I want an episode where Alexandrite defuses, but Ruby and Sapphire accidentally refuse with Amethyst and Pearl instead of each other. We'd get super angry super tough Ruby Amethyst and an extremely calculated Pearl Sapphire with future vision used soley to keep Steven out of Ruby-Amethyst's path.

>>5802760
>zuke will never have a stroke

>>5802760
99% of the things I've said on this website have been sarcasm, but in this one case, I'd legit rather kill myself than.

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>>5802728
Maybe not Jasper, but surely her Pearl.

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>>5802760
Fucking ew.

>>5802780
>zuke will

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>>5802803
>Zuke

>>5802580
Gem Harvest

>>5802810
>

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new tablet anon back again, taking shitty dumb requests. This time trying to draw with lines that aren't huge.

>>5802780
>zuke will never die in a fire with all of the shitty drawings and fanfic she's ever made

>>5802817

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>>5802780
She's fat enough that we can hope for a heart attack

>>5802825
She'd probably get off to the pain.

>>5802852
Maybe Zuke is a bugcatcher.

>>5802780
Don't bully Zuke ;_;

>>5802859
RESCUE TANG

>>5802859
Maybe Zuke only fucked Tang because she thought Tang had an STD

>>5802859
Poor fucking Tang, man.

>lapidot isn't cancer
>it's an STD

>>5802823
Jasper crying with pink shards in her mouth

>>5802910
I thought Lapidots reproduced by budding

>>5802910
no, Lapidot is definitely stage 5 cancer

>>5802910
lapidot is terminal 7

>>5802823
Jon Arbuckle beating up Jasper.

>>5802925
>this is why there are trillions of them

>>5802823
Rebecca squatting over and taking a dump on a crying and bleeding jasper

>>5802823

--> >>5801910

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Gar... banz-o...

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>>5802969
They weren't even trying to be subtle about it.

>>5802959
With pink shards in her mouth

>>5802969
>listen here your HOMEWORLD UPPER CRUSTS
that's all i can think about when i see this pic

>>5802986
new meme

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>>5802969
But what does it mean?

>Stevens trowel looks like a spear here
>jaspers used shitty spears in the SOW flashback

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>>5802969
GARBANZO GARBANZO GARBANZO

>>5803000
HW army killing Steven's Special Potato Forces.

>>5803000
>Peri called him a brute

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>>5802959
>>5802823

Just edit it onto this pic

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Autistic onion gang are playing a scene from the future
Garbanzo = Greg
He comes on his van to do %something% but gets wounded
Then Steven heals him with a spit

>>5801961
[spoiler]and greg[/spoiler][/spoiler]

this shit proofed leaks, because connie books storyline very similar to the plot of Steven Universe and there is a moment of the kidnapping of the father of the protagonist

>>5803016
>peri also called pierre a brute
>peri ships percy and pierre
stevidot is CONFIRMED

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>>5803041
RIP sweet girl

Thanks for stoppin bye

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>tfw they unfuse after purging

>>5803082
Whooooaaaaaaaa, don't let Tumblr see this post

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>>5803082
>Jasper called herself a brute in AaS

>>5803121
Stevidotsper confirmed?

>>5803129
Stevidolasper

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>>5802937
>>5802923
I did them both together cause why not

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>>5803121
Shake that fucking boat, you fat COW.

>>5803121
>BOOM
>creak

I can hear it everytime

>>5803148
that sounds like a drug

>>5803152
/r/ing just Jasper like that but colored

>>5803180
It is for Steven

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>>5803121
FASTER

>>5803180
It will be

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>>5803193
FASTERER

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>>5803153
>someone out there is going to draw this highly specific image

>>5803180
sounds like a cheap dj

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>>5803214
>>5803193
did not giffed fast enough....

>>5803214
Are these moving slower for anyone else

>>5803215
I guess that's hot

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>>5802959
>>5802986
>>5803041
Wow, for once sug has stopped posting lapisdot and turned to just shitting on Jasper.
I took this as an exercise in using the trace tool, I think it came out kinda nice for a pretty shit concept.

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>>5803224
?

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post your requests. I'm gonna post them tonight or maybe tomorrow. i have to go to class rn

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>>5803215
>i will do anything
those 4 words should never be used in the same phrase
for all we know lapis would make jasper give her a lap dance
or WORSE

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>>5803267
This with Steven

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>>5803257
whoops, forgot the version with blood and gem shards

>>5803267
LOVE YOUR STYLE

A CRYING JASPER PLEASE with her thumb in her mouth

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>>5803266
?????

>>5803267

--> >>5801910

>>5803270
>or WORSE
Malachite tries to give herself a lap dance

>>5803287
That's better
>masturbates

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>>5803287
MORE
SPEED

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Lapidot is gonna be canon and there is jack shit you can do to stop it

>>5803270
>i will do anything
Mm reminds me of

http://yaoikuza.tumblr.com/post/149300953872/get-over-it

Kinda sad (Ame is shapeshifted as Lapis)

>>5803283
I'm gonna work on this one
>>5803293
probably this too

>>5803279
thank you

>>5803279
>blood
That's her phallus

>>5803380
Sucrose made her fap so hard her hardon exploded

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>>5803314

>>5803320
this is stupid

>>5803396
There we go

>>5803320
At first I thought Amethyst was trying to get Jasper to beat her up.

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Post gems and say their scientific level of cleavage
Poil: ABSOLUTELY NONE

Do people that want Steven to grow up not remember season 1?

>>5803320
I imagined Lapis with DSLs.

https://youtu.be/3QNvQX0I-sU?t=38

'Dat awkward Pearl laugh

>>5803396
DROP THE BASS WUB WUB WUB

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>>5803414
perfect

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>>5803396
Yesssss.

>>5803439
DON'T EVEN START

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>>5803191
took me a while cause I didn't save the project file, made editing out jon harder and I had to redo some of the face

>>5803446
oh god
I regret asking for this

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>>5803459
I think the thing I have been requested the most since I started doing this like a week ago is sad jasper.

>>5801564
I dunno where people get thier ROCKS off on this stuff

>>5803320
>http://yaoikuza.tumblr.com/post/149300953872/get-over-it
jasper would tell amethyst to shapeshift into lapis and then fuck her in the ass

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>>5803439
This

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>>5803414
perfect

>>5803480
>cum here, sis

>>5803480
Need:
>AmeLapis x Jasper
>AmeJasper x Lapis
Does not exist:
>either

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guys...

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>>5803414
none

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>>5803414
Probably none or some garbage.

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>>5803591
You're a faggot?

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So I've re-watched this episode recently, and it made me think for a second, I looked up and found this wikia too, ignoring the ANALASYS bit, I started linking things together.

http://camp-pining-hearts.wikia.com/wiki/Camp_Pining_Hearts_Wikia

>There are 3 characters mentioned in CPH
>Pierre Paulette and Percy
>Pierre is a brute, Paulette is feminine and Percy is the middle ground
>None of the characters mentioned above are represented in squares but rather on horizontal columns so 1 CPH character = 2 Gems
>First is Paulette then Percy and Pierre Lastly

>Paulette is voiced by Deedee, which is Pearl's and most of the female cast VAs she's feminine, she has a lot of blue linked to her, Paulette sees Pierre as a very close friend ,she felt comfortable enough to discuss her problems with him (this is probably about Amethyst)
>Pierre is a brute, becomes a werewolf (hairy) and laid waste to the three-legged race (this is a fusion analogy)

>Lapis and Pearl are the most feminine gems and the only ones who can't move on from relationships in the show, Pearl had a love interest in Rose, and Lapis with Jasper so they're probably the top row squares.
>Amethyst and Jasper are both brutes, have long hair and become powerful fusions, so they are easy to stop, both are on the bottom
>Now we're left with the middle row, which is Percy and Peridot, Percy has a lot of Yellow linked to him, Percy excels at aquatic sports (probably implying interactions with Lapis), and he has a necklace that belonged to his mother (hinting about Rose)

>Lastly we have the pink square, there's 4 possible characters to fit this place, Steven Garnet Rose or S Steven has Connie, Garnet is a couple, Rose is dead and S was just introduced, I believe S won't become Pearl's love interest and Instead it'll be Amethyst since they have so much more development together just like the chart suggests

This is all heavy theory of course, every detail about the characters are in the wikia I didn't cover it all tho

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B A L D I N G
A
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>>5803637
y-yes

who is the edgiest gem

why don't you ship Lapiven /sug/?

>>5803672
Lapis is shit

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>>5803644
TL; DR: this could mean Pearlmethyst and Lapidot are Endgame, Jasper doesn't get any pussy, and the pink square is... there.

>>5803664
Garnet
>>5803672
but I do

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>>5803647
>Lapis will never show Steven her beautiful forehead

>>5803439
>>5803597
>jasper got no cleavage
>lapis got no cleavage
>malachite got perfect cleavage
the crewniverse are hacks

>>5803644
>>5803677
Shut up, clod.

>>5803695
Fusions are more than the sum of their parts.

New episodes when?

>>5803728
1984

>>5803728
Heat death of the Universe-1

when the Diamonds are bubbled, how many sexual harassment lawsuits will be filed against Yellow Diamond?

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>>5803647

>>5803644
Thing is

We have Zuke throwing shade on the events of AaS at the start of Beta, clearly throwing a wrench in Jaspierre. I think the gems the CPH campers represent vary per situation
>Percy: But Paulette, I need you!
>Peridot: Oh, get over it, Percy. Go make another friendship bracelet.
>Lapis: Seriously.
So it's even more impossible to pull anything concrete from it. But that werewolf thing in the (noncanon) Zine is fucking specific