/sug/ Steven Universe General - A thread you can get behind

>>5805741
Jasper is fat

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GRIMY BLUE COCKSUCKING RETARD

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first for best fetish

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Continuing where I left off, cracks.

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S P I C Y

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Here we go.

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>you will never suck Pearl's feminine penis to celebrate Halloween

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>>5805792
Here you go.

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Ah it's good to be back from vacation.

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>>5805776

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>>5805792
Buttcracks.

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BALDING

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>>5805821
Da booty

>>5805827
FEMININE

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>>5805848
ASS

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>>5805827
Come to think of it, Pearl's change in design could be well summarized in "she looks increasingly younger"

>>5805857
P E N I S

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>>5805710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tR30dqIbTxI

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>>5805867
ELF

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Steven's from the soul, Connie's from the pier
Peridot or Peri so bigga
Greg dick, dick man baby!
he raised Steven and loves the ladies.
Steven's cool ass lazy, he's still learnin'
Number one cherry Pearl, still a virgin

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>>5805890
ZWÖLF

In an emergency situation, how many of Lapis's eggs could Peridot fit inside her anus without it being obvious?

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what was the shitpost behind this again, i cant remember

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>>5805867
FUUUCKING ELVES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjHclWPVij0

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>>5805918
Not many, since Peridot doesn't have an anus. She'd have to swallow all of the eggs and puke them up later.

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>>5805908
DRÖLF!

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>>5805918
none. Even if you wouldn't see them, peridot trying to act unsuspicious is less subtle than her body volume doubling.

>Diamonds are one of the most valuable precious stones around, but not because diamonds are especially rare. In fact, high-quality emeralds, rubies, and sapphires are all rarer in nature than diamonds.

WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

>>5805973
It means almost of a century of De Beers propaganda has paid off.

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>>5805929
NOW

Should I buy a buttplug? Anyone has experience?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rGvosg8lZ4

His main channel got terminated, so this is all we have now.

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Rebecca Sugar on her phone receiving news about Steven Universe being accepted. - 2013

>>5806007
yes and no

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>>5806001
WE NEED TO GO FASTER

>>5805973
Garnet takes over homeworld endgame

>>5806020
>Knife on the ground for self-harming
Yep, no doubt.

>>5806007
Depends, do you want to shove something up your or somebody else's ass? If so a buttplug might be a good investment.

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>>5805968
that's a pretty neat drölf you got there

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I'm gonna miss this guy's videos honestly

>>5806010
>>5806115
What did they get him for

>>5806010
>>5806115
Who was this guy?

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>>5806115
this looks like someone made gmod videos in 2D

>>5806037
Cool.

>>5806093
My ass. It seems juicy as fuck but i'm to shy to go and buy one.

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>a thread I can get behind
More like a thread that can get behind me

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FUG

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>>5806141
>>5806140
Guy who used to make animations of certain characters fusing with spectacular animation quality that I loved making gifs of, he stole other people's fusion's designs though and he finally got caught for it somewhat recently I guess

Pic related, one of his finest works

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>>5806160
just remember
https://youtu.be/NuBomS6SEms

>>5806145
That's the power of tween motion.

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>>5806216
Do not, unless you want a melted dick.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-hgBsPtam4

This is a relic. The last survivor

>>5806243
My sides

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>>5805634
Kill yourself

>>5806273
I think I'm gonna be sick.

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>>5805794
kill yourself

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>>5806252
there is just something enchanting about glitchy animation

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THE FUCKING LAPIDOT DRAMA ON TWITTER IS ON WIKIPEDIA WHY

IM I IN REAL LIFE ANYMORE

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>>5806155
kill yourself

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lapalendalinglingwoowoo

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>>5806364
>WHY IM I IN REAL LIFE ANYMORE
I see you are upset.

>>5806324
Indexer do you ever take even a minute to contemplate how sad your existence is?

>>5806324
>>5806337
>>5806409
Still haven't been working on your autism, huh? You probably should.

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We are the Crystal Gems....

>>5806364
What the fuck is going on screencaps or links now

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>>5806326
>tfw i'll never be able to watch the me!me!me! su parody ever again

At least he made a post about it, the only evidence of its glorious existence

http://bobalopo.tumblr.com/post/143644260850/httpsyoutubeyr6gkvc8kq-stevenunivers-like

>>5806364
Who cares?

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>>5806431
Will always save the DAY

>>5806431
yeah yeah we get it you want us to love you blah blah blah gonna kill us or imprison us blah blah something you're spooky now please go annoy the loud house general

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>>5806306
I have no idea how I made it so many months without bringing the wet spots up once in here

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>>5806449
And if you think we cant.

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>>5806417
w o o w o o

>>5806364
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lapidot

Uh, I don't see anything.

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>>5806469
WILL ALWAYS FIND A WAY

>>5806364
I feel bad for Zuke more than anything, I feel like she wouldn't want to be reminded or known for that forever.

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>>5806482
>Lapidot is Hebrew for "Torches"

Wtf, I hate torches now.

>>5806422
I try not to, I get really faux-deep about it and then I get hungry

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>>5806431
>>5806449
>>5806469
>>5806483
Yup, still terrifying, I'd ask you to stop, but it's october so carry on.

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>>5806469

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>>5806518
neat

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>>5806457
Well maybe ill just do that you faggot.....

>>5806518
>"...in 2016 storyboard artist and writer Lauren Zuke deleted her Twitter account following harassment by fans because of her perceived support for a particular romantic relationship between characters."

Suck it, Puke.

>>5806591
No witchfag, we're already low on people, don't leave us...

>>5806518
Wikipedia should really just return to its encyclopedic roots rather than being a trainwreck of opinions and unreliable source citations

Too bad I guess

>>5806591
I love you, Lapis.

>>5806617
wonder who wrote this

Would Steven be able to WATCH THOSE WRIST ROCKETS ?

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hmmmm

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>>5806617
>implying people getting this buttflustered is acceptable
If it were a private person I'd say it's her own fault for using twitter, but she's a public character and twitter is a common platform.

>>5806704
shit show desu senpai

>>5806679
http://io9.gizmodo.com/steven-universe-artist-quits-twitter-over-fan-harassmen-1785242762

It was cited from this article

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>>5806704

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>>5806704
What a preposterously cute gem.

>>5806731
Shit taste

>>5806807
Shit post

>>5805755
http://youtu.be/1Gnznm2Xia8

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being this cute is illegal

if you're not lapis

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Need assistance in ID'ing this plant species

>>5806860
That's a dick.
A tenta dick.
A jasper tenta dick.
Possibly a dog jasper tenta dick.
Need any more info?

>>>/co/86963807

Should we be worried, /sug/?

>>5806860
I believe that's an obesus ligno.

A rare find, indeed!

>>5806885
No blue-green splotches, it's definitely uncorrupted jasper tentadick.

>>5806885
No it's a plant, this was sighted at the gaybarn farm

>>5806910
>obesus
You fucking cunt

>>5806927
Next to Lapis' eggs

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>>5806888
Was already posted here, and maybe, I dunno dude.

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>>5806888
that's the same shit someone posted last thread
It's fake as fuck, just like every """spoiler"""

>>5806888
No

>>5806935
Excuse me...I was incorrect, on closer inspection it appears to be the more common adipem ligno.

Still a nice specimen!

>>5806938
Someone tell Jasper that's not how you fertilize eggs

>>5806927
Then that means Jasper is going to come.

>>5806888
Hitler, can you gas the pearlfags next?

>>5806518
What I love is that not one single soul has ever provided evidence that Zuke deleted her Twitter because of shipping.

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>>5806997
>Implying Pearlfags aren't Hitler already

>>5807011
MR. SMILEY IS GAY!!!!

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>>5806978
She already has.

>>5807011
Anon, you don't understand. Feels trump reals.

>>5806972
You made me look it up, and I was neither surprised nor disappointed. Good job.

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>>5807068

>>5807065
If you FEEL assaulted, then you WERE assaulted. Violent crime is subjective.

>>5806972
>>5807068
>>5807086
I don't get the joke tell me

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>>5807065
Presidential election '16 -- the post
actually
politics '16 -- the post

>>5807114
"adipem ligno" is Latin for "fat tree".

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>>5807126
Read that as "fat free", was about to say

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>>5807132
>limb enhancer lapidot

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>>5807146
>adipem libero

>>5807168
Dammit why is Pearl queen of reaction images

>>5807168
What? That's undoubtedly the best kind of Lapidot.

>t. guy who fucking hates Lapidot

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I love Pearl and I want to ERP as Pearl

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>>5807207
>Peridot finally has the looks to back up her character and not just the fact she's another Pearl-tier character.

>>5807207
Most cringeworthy form of lapidot. It would be like shipping Jamie during his appearance in Cheeseburger Backpack with Pearl.

>>5807245
>>5807255
I still hate it, tho.

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>>5807196
many came from her originally very neurotic and easily perturbed character. Well, and the artists occasionally fucking her up. Now that she has gotten more introspective she yields different RIs adding more to the spectrum.

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>>5807196
Peridot is catching up

>>5807255
>more cringeworthy than the version with memedot

Are you serious

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>>5807178
You know/study Latin?

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>>5807316

>>5807319
At least memedot has some interaction with Lapis rather than just being the same frame for 2 seconds.

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>>5807240
it's high time to kill yourself

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>>5807325
I know/study Google Translate.

I will actually be starting my Afrikaans lessons in a couple of weeks, however.

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>>5807325
kill yourself
also a percentage of italians know/did study latin at one point in their school education

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>>5807240
well aren't you an endearing slut.

>>5807410
Say "kill yourself" in Italian.

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>>5807373
W-wha? I dont think so!

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>>5807304
I save so many but I never end up using them
>>5807316
Jasper has been giving it a shot
>>5807374
Why Afrikaans? I am semi familiar with moonspeak from wapanese days of past

>>5807418
Peridot is like our Sheldon

>>5807410
YES INDEXER I know you're Italian by now

And that you passed out at your fridge once

>>5807455
Afrikaans is a fascinatingly weird language to me. I've wanted to learn it for many years, and since I now have a steady income, I felt like it'd be fun to pick up a new tongue.

To grossly summarize: It's just knock-off Dutch.

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>>5807455
I can relate.

>>5807410
>Actually wasting time learning a dead language
lel

>>5807432
"ammazzati" o "crepa", not the same effect
an insult would be "vai a morì ammazzato" which means "go get killed"

Why would you want to know?

>>5807565
Just curious.

>>5805908
Dreizehn

>>5807565
Meh, italian is too cute of a language to be actually rude. Too bad.

>>5806469
>eating curry flesh

He'll regret it when it's coming out.

>>5807593
It's too fancy.

>>5807576
Vierzehn!

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Guys I need pictures, pictures of Connie friendzoning and cucking Steven!

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>>5807648

>>5807528
>it's just a knockoff of Dutch
Huh
Interdasting

I find it harder to stick to language learning without a buddy learning it, largely why I eventually dropped moonrunes

>>5806020
well first off it would've been greenlit in 2012

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*farrts*

>>5807672
It's funny that you say that, I have a buddy who wants to learn it, too. He's a huge weeb, so idk if he'll actually want to "keep" the language, however.

I don't even have plans to move to South Africa, where it's mostly spoken.

>>5807739
teehee

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>>5807739
Rose is a nasty gem

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I'm going to post this again for visibility

>>5807787
Rose is a monkey fucker.
Jasper is a dog fucker.

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>>5807787
*farts again*

>>5807877
They should come together and become a manbearpig fucker.

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>>5807739

>>5807743
Then you're golden
Or at least you'll have an effective start

>>5807900
That's a huge shit there, Garnet.

>>5807902
>no bulge

>>5807912
Damn Pearl, take it down a notch Amethyst isn't that bad

>>5807929
I know that Amethyst has taken a few large shits herself before, but I don't any of them compare to that one.

>>5807900
It'll be my first new language. Hope it goes well.

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>>5807927
>bulge

>>5807948
Amethyst pisses in the ocean like a feeeeesh.

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>>5807969
LEDW

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Would you guys eat Stevonnies donut?

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>>5807969
>Jasper's sword

>>5808037
I'd let her put her hotdog into my donut

>>5808062
>her

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I want Peridot to sit on my face.

>>5808075
>it

>>5808062
Gay

>>5808081
i dont usually like seeing peri in the sexy light, but damn...

and what is she sitting on there?

>>5807790
Oh wallanon you silly filly.

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>>5807969
venus mounds

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Lappy makes me happy

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>>5808218

>>5808218
To think all that guy has to do is close his fist

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What's up dudes? Got out of work early and picked up some "dinner." Who wants to get fucked up with with me tonight?

Can't guarantee I'll do more singing, but we'll see how things go.

>>5808199
yeah I know lol
hahaha

>>5808248
To give lapis ultimate peace

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>>5806431
I ship 'return the slab' blank stare Lapis with
>>5806469
cannibal Windigo Steven

>>5808248
End her suffering

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>>5808249
>Hot Tamales
Good taste anon
>>5808248
Man, if only

>>5808253
your mom seems like a well meaning dork. give her a kiss from us.

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>>5808292
Just trying to hang out with leggy for the night.

>>5808249
>two monsters

Jesus Christ.

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>>5808234
A Bob to make up for lost time

>>5808248
Don't not hurt the Lapis Lazuli
She needs tlc

>>5808325
it's for the vodka. Last time I fell asleep before I could reach my final form, I'm trying to push through tonight.

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>>5808299
I'll do it later
i made this yesterday
Came home today and it was deconstructed though
she wanted her picture frame candle and necklace back so ehh

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>>5808329
Here's a napping emo for all your napping emo needs.

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New episode fucking when?

Luckily Pokemon's fililng this gap for now, and will continue to in November, but I need my crack man.

>>5808345
I can soldier on (heh) without those puny energy supplements. We should party together someday.

>>5808346
Makes sense. Are you trying to set up an actual shrine?

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>>5808382
Any mons in particular you excited for?

>>5808396
I mean this one was something I just quickly threw together
I guess it says something about how easily i could make one though
I'm not sure
idk if I have the space for it really

>>5808395
hell yeah dude.

>>5808430
love finds a way. are you going to get a pearl tattoo at some point?

>>5808382
Exeggutor better be on your team. It'll be on my Sun team, that's for damn sure.

>>5808382
I can't wait. SuMo looks dumb as hell and I love it.

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>>5808421
Not exactly.
Though I do usually try to find a poison bro, so Alolan Muk is looking good to me.
I actually like it's clown paint colors.

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>>5808345
I always give props to peeps who can keep down vodka
Vodka is always tough for me to keep down, so I usually drink Rum and Cola or spice Rum, keeps me warm and feeling good

>>5808473
Alolan muk must be made out of some crazy shit to have all those colors of slime

>>5808449
hmm
I guess I could
haven't put any thought into that

however there is this:
I'm going to Amsterdam in April
the thought crossed my mind about their situation with legal brothels and shit
so feasably i could go get a prostitute, bring a pearl costume, and have them wear it
idk though there's a bunch of things to be considered here

when did the show lose it way?

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>Lars's and Stevonnie's Gymnasium Rendezvous
http://pastebin.com/Sqwb9PmV

Lars isn't a great human being and combined with his inferiority complex and lithe body he makes the perfect target for sexual abuse.

>>5808473
>tfw haven't been on /vp/ in like two weeks

Wtf is it made out of? It doesn't even look like a poison-type anymore.

>>5808382
I'd hazard to guess right before Halloween.

>>5808488
for me tequila is the killer. For some reason every time I go out some fuckstick wants to do shots of tequila, and it fucking kills me.

I still haven't found "my drink." I started drinking late, didn't touch the stuff until I turned 21.

>>5808473
Muk legit looking pretty creepy in a good way, hes not just mud anymore, hes nuclear waste

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>>5808473
No joke, I at first thought Aloan Grimer and Muk were references to Super Mario Sunshine
Either way they're pretty neat along with some of the new mons but I'm more excited for the newer mechanics

>>5808509
Yeah, man, I've heard. Have you picked up the costume yet, you said your friend found one at the costume store, right?

>>5808513
episode 2

>>5808538
I was under the impression that he was supposed to be shaved ice (it's really popular here), but it's not ice type so i dunno.

>>5808569
Looks like paint to me

>>5808552
I haven't picked one up
I doubt i'll be doing it to
losing your virginity to a prostitute is usally looked down upon
losing your virginity to a prostitutre cosplaying a cartoon character? now that's a story

>>5808580
but what are those solid chunks supposed to be? crystals? for what purpose?

>>5808536
damn me too! But started when I was 20.
And opposite for me, my buds birthday popped up awhile ago and we had luchador tequila with lime and salt, made me feel like a fucking champ, ended up drinking the whole bottle just fine
yet a shot of vodka wriggity wrecks me

>>5808569
>>5808580
>>5808587
This Muk is made out of conventional garbage as opposed to sludge
The teeth it has is actually crystalized poison

>>5808603
>crystalized poison
If I wasnt such a ghost type slut id main the shit out of that muk

>>5808617
What about Dark? This new Muk and Grimer are Poison/Dark type.

>>5808617
It's a Poison-Dark type, and can have Poison Touch as an ability, so I might use it.

>>5808603
>crystalized poison
How the fuck do you make crystals out of poison?
How do you make TEETH out of poison?

>>5808081
Source?

>>5808664
Lead is poisonous.

>>5808645
poison dark type sounds pretty nice, it fits
Theres usually a ton of ghost type so I never have room for other types, but that Muk and Sableye are my list if nothing fits

>>5808686
My dick I guess

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I want Pearl to get shitfaced like the scum she is.

>>5808664
>When the population of the Alola region increased, dealing with their garbage became a serious problem. As a solution, Grimer were imported from other regions. They fed primarily on garbage, so their body composition changed—as did their form. What appear to be teeth in this Pokémon’s mouth are in fact residual toxins from the garbage it eats, which have hardened and crystallized. No method has been discovered to break down these crystals. Direct contact with them presents a danger. Alolan Grimer is always eating garbage, but its constant hunger will cause it to begin eating other manufactured objects if it runs out of garbage to feed on. There are more than a hundred Alolan Grimer in Alola’s garbage-processing plants, and all of the garbage produced in the Alola region is taken for use as their food.

tl;dr their new diet is what caused it

>>5808741
I want Pearl to get shattered like the defective gem she is.

>>5808686
>>5808736
Oh you wanted the source to the image. duh.

http://themanwithnobats.tumblr.com/post/151811705387/oh-yeah-zeigram-send-me-these-colors-so-postan

>>5808741
I want Pearl to get beaten up by Jasperthyst.

>>5808741
>>5808758
> wanting this to happen to best gem
please

>>5808773
>best gem
We're not talking about best gem, we're talking about Pearl.

>>5808746
>but its constant hunger will cause it to begin eating other manufactured objects

>tfw one of it's abilities is Gluttony
Neat.

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>>5808789
I beg to differ

>>5808702
The muk is actually bismuth have you seen the color scheme?

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>>5808773
if any of the gems were to get shitfaced it'd be her, she'd either drink or smoke like hell to forget about Rose.

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>>5808773
>Pearl
>Best gem

>>5808799
You can beg, plead and cajole all you like, but Pearl is still worst gem.

>>5808799
so what do friends or visitors think when they see that?...

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>>5808799
>>5808814
>>5808818
I need some Pearl, this instant! To keep my cool ya know?

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>>5808818

>>5808799
Don't you have some old women to creep out?

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>>5806440
>tfw i'll never be able to watch the me!me!me! su parody ever again

Isn't this it tho:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZTWe_b_qmI

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>>5808741

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>>5808829
Put your clothes on Steven.

>>5808825
This
>>5807790

>>5808829
Suck Jasper's futa cock, you cancer-contracted cuck

>>5808820
>>5808837

don't bully wallanon

>>5808829
>literally sucked Jasper's dick

>>5808825
umm
well I did post a story a little while up here
here: >>5807790

>>5808820
You can have your opinion but i love her

>>5808818
yes

>>5808814
I mean I guess that makes sense
despite the fact it wouldn't affect gems because of their nature

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>>5808837
Pick on someone your own size!
>>5808840
Indexer back for more of me?!
>>5808852
My clothes are never on! It's just a mind game, you eyes are messing with you!
>>5808873
>>5808854
That was one time, gimme a break!

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>>5808829
I want her drunk for the depression, but I guess anyone who fucks you would be depressed as well.

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#TangProblems

Do women have to be gay to be funny?

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>>5808829
Which one?

>>5808889
Where's the funny part?

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>>5808874
Amethyst got sick after eating a taco once, it affects them.

>>5808889
I don't know, how many famous female comedians are out there that are lesbians?

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>>5808888

>>5808889
Women are funny, anon. Get over it.

>>5808889
This isn't funny.

>>5807969
I want her to shove it deep in my ass

>>5808911
Yeah who am I to question what makes sense
none of su really makes sense in this sorta way

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>>5808888
CHECK

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>>5808902
kill yourself

>>5808924
Now that's funny.

>>5808888
Good one, hitler.

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>>5808888
Tell that to Lapis, Jasper, Peridot and even that mystery girl! They call me stud for a reason!
>>5808902
Baby, I wanna a sample of each flavor!

>>5808924
Yeah, no.

>>5808948
>I wanna a sample

>>5808887
>>5808837
There's literally nobody on this thread with a smaller cock than you, bald shitface

>>5808936
>>5808950
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olysoaQYuh0

>>5808976
>>5808888
Did I miss something? what's with the bald steven hate?

>>5808948
Anyone you dick is traumatized forever, thank satan for giving you.a 0.7 incher

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>>5808948
>i wanna sample each flavor!

I feel you, baldy.

>>5808837
what are you tryna say

>>5808866
>>5808887
>>5808976
thanks :)

>>5808976
I'm not Bald Steven, you fucking mongoloid.

>>5808931
Thanks for the better image i try to do a quick check to see if there is a better image but i have not got to the pearl folder yet

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>>5808948
What was sucking Jasper's cock like bald Steven? Please, I'm so jealous, I have to know.

>>5809017
Sorry, I am Caucasian and proud. You're just racist.

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>>5809033
>white people

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>>5808904
On her tumblr. She can be a funny gal.

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>>5808948
Just like Lapis was laughing her ass off 2 nights ago, and how Jasper fucked your throat raw? No thanks, you're more like a stub.

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>>5809033
You are correct!

>>5809039
Would have been funny without the last two panels, but those ruined the whole thing.

>>5808912
...

OH! THOSE TWO SNL WOMEN THAT ALWAYS HANG AROUND WITH ONE ANO-... oh.

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>>5808520
>>5808500
Apparently it's cause it eats a fuckton of garbage constantly.
The "teeth" in it are actually condensed crystals of poison too.
It's Poison/Dark.

There's also the new waifumon they keep pushing like pic related.
>Pure grass
>Gets a grass kicking move that lowers the enemy's attack apparently
>Gets an ability where she stops priority
>Is clearly waifu-bait with a dominatrix feel
>Apparently that nub crown thing is literally a clitoris
>"It’s said that this Pokémon loses its strength if touched on the crown-like protuberance on its head."

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remember kids, be like Opal

>>5809071
Dead? Soon™

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>>5809071
>Nopalposters

>>5809071
Bulimic and anorexic?

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>>5809004
what cute butt holes

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>>5809056
Don't know why. Afraid of cooties?

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>>5809071
Of course!

>>5809091
No, it just isn't funny and ruins the joke.

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>>5809071
I'm already forgetful and sad, so I'm two-thirds of the way there

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>>5809071
DUEL DEAD

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>>5809081
>Malashitefags

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>>5809108
Rest in pizzas