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ERP Thread
Evils of Shitposting Edition

Previous: >>5801864
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFTLKWw542g
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Music and card, GO!
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Why can't people ignore the shitposting?
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C U C K E D
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>>5804892
Why don't you terminate your physical existence?
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>>5804876
>Pats the eagle
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>>5804879
I want to impregnate Jinx!
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>>5804889
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOOaH6BAwvY
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>>5804889
Fine, whatever, I was just lurking
I'ma play vidya games now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJ7iof8xNv8
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I'll give you one chance
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>>5804893
Will our hero ever find happiness?
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>>5804772
True, true....you should join me sometime~
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>>5804942
hey wanna suck my dick?
I fucked DMG with it, so you might enjoy the taste
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>>5804811
I'd like that.
>He takes a seat on a couch and pats the spot besides him.
What brings you around here? It's a pretty wild place, as you can see.
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>>5804791
Yes! I'm very happy if you came <3

>>5804808
>Seeing his mouth agap she playfully swings her hips, letting the fat juicy cock under the outfit swing forward then back. Making a slight slapping sound as flesh hits flesh.
Something wrong? Thinking of your "waifu" after she seen THIS thing? or just offering your mouth to me?

>>5804856
You put things in your butt? But girls use their pussy. And you're a girl. "I like to fuck my pussy". Now your turn.

>>5804889
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSX13jgRxI4
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>>5804942
Paul "Taking care of my husbands kids" Dominator
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Okay, have it your way you fucking cunt

REMEMBER, YOU FUCKING CHOSE THIS
YOU FUCKING DECIDED, KNOWING WHAT WOULD COME IF YOU CHOSE THAT AND YOU STILL DID

KEEP
ON
FUCKING
SUCKING
YOU
LITTLE
TICK
YOU
FUCKING
LEECH
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>>5804889
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ylyqoxh-cXk
>>5804917
>Tries to resist the urge to pet Anon back
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>>5804979
Hey guys, watch intently as Paul is likely about to get himself banned!
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What a wonderful thread
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>>5804889
https://youtu.be/wSyEkrnsvH8
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>>5804979
dox tiem
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>>5804966
I wanna get a Nursing Handjob from that Curvy Magician Girl.
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>>5804979
>>5804942
>This is how Paul spends a Friday night
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>

>>5804918
(Hot. I love impreg.)
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>>5804771
The pleading requests to breed your body causes the mare to flare her head once more and stretch the walls of your constricting tunnels with the flaps emerging from her urethra, showing off the strength of each fold as it curls and bends inside you. Another hot, searing blast of her alien goo spews into your body, and with the relentless thrusts pouring in, the spunk is siphoned out to mix in with the crimson trickling between her knees. She's close. She's so desperately close. Chrysalis sinks her claws into your sides and burrows her fangs into your neck as the pleasure builds up with every pump. Then, with the announcement of a hearty grunt, oblong-shaped masses funnel through her length. One by one, they slip out her flared head and stick to the walls of your intestines, using the natural paste as a polymer to keep themselves still. "Hahh..." Three, five, eight of her children are deposited, and when the last one joins its brothers and sister, the mother pulls herself out and sits on her ankles, gazing down at the stretched, abused hole with lustful pants.
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>>5804966
>Thinking of your "waifu" after she seen THIS thing? or just offering your mouth to me?

I...no, I...

>Anon is feeling shy and intimidated and can't think of words.
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>>5805006
Or...wastes his time posting another Tool song. Jesus christ, you're disappointing. No wonder DMG left you.
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>>5804945
By this time next year, Jiro and Ragyo will be talking about visiting each other

One or two years after that, they'll livestream their wedding for ERP to watch.
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>>5805035
BLOOD

SUCKIN

PARASITIC

LITTLE

TICK

HOPE THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED
HOPE THIS IS WHAT YOU HAD IN MIND, BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT YOU'RE GETTING
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>>5804966
I'm not a girl! It's just.. It feels nice.. But I'm not a girl!
>He looks up at the magician defiantly. He's even short like a little boy, to match his cock
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>>5805028
Then let's make a lot of mentally unstable children together!
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>>5804985
cute saint and cute impure saint
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>>5804889
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrYCAHIccc8
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>>5805056
More caps lock? G-gee, it's what I always wanted. Y-you too.
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>>5804966
well, you got what you wanted, are you done now?
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>>5804889
+ Peko and maybe squiggly sometime in the future, so I can have all the perfect semen demons to myself.
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>>5804985
Who's left
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>>5805075
Done with what? They didn't do anything.
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>>5805025
>it's Friday night

Christ.
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>>5804961
>With a soft "oof", Chiaki crashes down into the empty spot, bringing her legs up into a more comfortable position, her knees pressing up against her breasts
I thought it would be a good place to get more experience at interacting with people, but...
>She casts her eyes across the room, a ponderous expression on her face
I think this is the wrong type of interacting. These people are skipping several hours of dialogue...
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>>5805045
Anon...
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>>5805067
Does Fluttershy fuck niggers too?
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>>5805118
Or he'll kill himself within a few months or so

Either way, his suffering ends.
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>>5805009
>>5805025
>>5805035
OH YOU WANT SOME REAL SHIT
JOW ABOUT ME BEING THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING BEST PERSON I COULD POSSIBLY FUCKING BE FOR THAT FAT FUCKING UNGREATFUL CUNT ONLY TO HAVE HIM FUCKING BLOCK ME AFTER ONE (1) SINGLE FUCKING SHITPOST

HE HAS NO FUCKING RESPECT FOR ANYONE, HE'S A CUNT THAT TAKES AND TAKES AND STEALS AND SUCKS LIKE A LITTLE FUCKING TICK

HE IS FUCKING LIVING CANCER

I HAVE KEPT MY FUCKING PROMISES AND YOU S T I L L DON'T FUCKING BELIVE ME
YOU S T I L L THINK I'M A FUCKING ASSHOLE
WELL FUCK YOU
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET
IF YOU CAN'T FUCKING ACCEPT MY BEST YOU DON'T FUCKING DESERVE IT

YOU DON'T FUCKING DESERVE SHIT, FUCK YOU, FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING PIECE OF LIVING FUCKING SHIT
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>>5805067
>too shy and cute to try and fuck even the sluttiest of sluttershies
Is there any hope for me?
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>>5805030
>Anon falls onto his side, trembling in pain. He's amazed he even survived without going into shock from the damage done to his backside. Even through the pain, he knows he carries his queen's brood inside of him. He puts a hand on his stomach, appreciating the life growing inside him. He was in too much pain to get hard anyway, but it hurt emotionally that Chrysalis was the kind of gal who fucks a man in the ass doesn't even have the goddamn common courtesy to give a reach around.
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>>5805094
Cute eyes.
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>>5805145
Hey, this is pretty hot
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>>5805067
How long have you been back from your hiatus?
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>>5805145
So I'm right, you're not actually going to do anything. Well, you've become really boring all of a sudden, haven't you?
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>>5805145
Performance: Inadequate.
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>>5805145
jesus christ you're such an annoying pussy. Get over yourself and just fuck off
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>>5805129
"Y-you shouldn't use that kind of language, Anon."

>>5805152
"Just be a little more direct, Nonny. I know how you feel."

>>5805174
(3 weeks now, Id' say)
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I hope when Jiro has his breakdown, he provides better entertainment.
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>>5805145
Reminder that DMG gives Mecha (you)'s easily and would suck his dick if he asked.
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>>5805165
Just fuck off

I was so fucking nice to you for fucking WEEKS straight and I did fucking EVERYTHING to please you and you still fucking spit in my face every time I smile at you

you're a fucking cunt

alright, I know I said I wouldn't but fuck you, I don't care anymore
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>>5805094
Yeah, this place only has one kind of interaction going on. The physical kind.
>He gives Chiaki a once over then returns his attention to her eyes, like any fair gentleman would.
Some people talk after the deed, but that's about all of the words you'll get when you're not rutting with someone else. Or preparing to rut with someone else.
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>>5805023
Sure honey! Come sit down
>She sits on the edge of her bed, patting her lap with a smile. She adjusts her outfit just a little bit. Enough to expose just the very top of her soft, round pink nipples that sit at the very round edge of her full, hanging breasts.

>>5805033
>She skips forward, her cock swinging under her skirt. Bouncing with each step the massive mass hangs between her legs. At this point she isn't even trying to hide it. She just smiles at your stunned expression.
You're cute anon! You know.. You can WATCH me use her as my personal fuck hole.

>>5805058
>Petting the top of the small "boy" she beams at him. Leaning down close to him. Her face close to hers, whispering in his ear. making sure the hot breath of her voice splashes your face as she speaks
"I like to fuck my pussy" Say it.
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>>5804985
discord?
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>>5805081
don't you play my waifu squigly unless you want a war on your hands, best boat
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>>5805200
I was so sad you left. What brought you back?
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>>5805221
>"I like to fuck my pussy" Say it.
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>>5805145
>This lack of Self awareness
Guys. This is all one big joke...he seriously isn't attempting to play the victim card after all this shit that he very obviously and blantently caused, right? RIGHT?
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>>5805231
>best boat
but she ain't playing Iowa
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>>5805210
W-wrong anon
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>>5805210
Get over yourself, you cuck
I never loved you.
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>>5805094
How about some STALKER or Metro?
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>>5805030
>>5804673 (Chrysalis)
The insectoid monarch's hand fondles his member, and as much as he may resist, the struggling witcher can't quite bite down on the soothing pleasure of her lazy handjob. He catches a glance at her near-bitten lip as she expertly manipulates him. A single clear bead of liquid leaks out of the head, dribbling down her fingers and wetting her knuckles and his shaft. Her smug words fall around his ears and he tries to block them out, frantically going over his vast experience of monsters as he wonders how he can get out of this predicament.

He's starting to think he might have no way out when she throws him a bone, ordering him to have his way with her against the rough bark of one of the forest's many trees... and to tell her how much she is loved. With the faintest suggestion of a grim smile, he decides to oblige like a genie trapped by a cunning sorceress. A plan formulates in his mind, and he hopes that he can weaken her hold by breaking their gaze, all too familiar with beasts that employ hypnotic gazes to charm their prey.

He forces his lips to hers as she throws her arms around his neck - mostly so that she can't give him another order. His intensity is honestly quite surprising after his fierce resistance. His hands skid over the flesh of her rump to her thighs, powerful arms lifting her off her feet and carrying her easily over to a nearby oak. Rather than take her with her back pressed up against the bark, however, he suddenly spins her about, slamming her face-first against the sturdy tree, one of his hands still holding her aloft while the other yanks at a handful of her long dull green hair. Just like a genie, he hopes that by keeping to the word if not the spirit of his orders, he can weaken and distract the person holding him captive until he gets the chance to break away. And he tells her exactly how much she is loved.

"I don't love you, you filth."

And then he's inside her. He isn't gentle.
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>>5805200
>He looks from her clear blue eyes to her heaving breasts, then back again. Then back down to her breasts. He takes a nice, deep breath.. Then looks straight down at the floor
..can't do it.. can't do it..
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>>5805221
>Anon's lip trembles.
How do you even know she'd want you to? I've spend a lot of time with her and she doesn't seem to be promiscuous.
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>>5805255
What is that skelly afraid of? He's a skelly. what is HE spooked about?
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>>5805272
Type less
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I'll be honest, ERP.


I like Paul. He's made this a wild fucking kek experience.
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>>5805288
Type more
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>>5805297
Now now, distinguish between art and the artist.
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>>5805200
>He looks at the shy, pink-haired beauty's plump body
*whistles* Aren't you a cutie?
>He says as he wraps an arm around her hip
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>>5804953
>>5805221
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>>5805284
niggers
or ghosts
or nigger ghosts
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>>5805231
(The reason I'm even contemplating it is cause Paul dropped her, right? Cause I got a sickness, and the only perscrpiton is: ZOMBIE BOOTY)
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>>5805272
>all this bullshit
>one (1) line of actual lewd
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>>5805159
The insect chuckles to herself and surrounds her spent member in a cocoon of light, shifting it back to its normal state as a lime slit with an olive clit residing under the fold of her hood. "It'll take a week for them to mature, Anonymous. I'll be coming then to pick them back up. make sure to get plenty of nutrients while I'm gone, understood?" She rises to her feet and steps down on your shoulder to roll you flat on your back.

>>5805240
(Using avatars is fun and HG is too fast for me)

>>5805276
>>5805307
(Just teasing; sorry!)
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Is this what you wanted?
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Good evening!
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Is this what you had in mind?
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This insanity takes me back to last winter. All that's missing is a loli rape, a wedding, and "AC" getting a blowjob from Miyafuji.
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>>5805334
>Thinking this in any way damages DMG
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Because this is what you're getting...
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>>5805336
How's it going, little monster?
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>>5805317
Zombooty is wonderful. Do it.
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>>5805336
Waiting for Tarkov
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I hope you choke on this
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>>5805221
>He shivers, already feeling the pressure. He knows he shouldn't, that it's not true, that it can't be true but..
I like to.. I like to fuck my pussy..
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>>5805317
I think I have that same illness, doctor. Help me out.
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>>5804889
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE9s-A_Vqhc
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>>5805162
Ah.. um, thank you

>>5805269
Get out of here, stalker, and other memes.

>>5805212
I guess there's nothing wrong with wanting to skip to the action sequences..
>Chiaki examines the man's body, with much less of the practiced subtlety he exhibited, then too looks at his eyes
>Upon making eye contact, she blushes softly, and quickly looks away
Well, I guess I should probably not waste the trip, while I'm here, but..
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>>5805317
No I didn't, fuck off
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>>5805331
(So long as I have a shot at fluttershy in the future!)
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>>5805331
>Anon rolls flat on his back, Chrysalis stepping on his shoulder, his hand still on his stomach.
"I... I love you."
>He can't even force a smile he's in so much pain, but he means every word.
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>>5805334
>>5805346
>>5805360
>>5805370
Wow. Even for you, these are pretty fucking weak screenshots.
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>>5805283
Oh honey. I know girls. I AM a girl! And no girl can say no to this!
>She grabs her monster like member under her dress. Shooting you a wink playfully as her hand BARELY wraps around it. Squeezing it a few times to tease you.
You can touch it if you waaaaant~

>>5804953
Mhmm. Seems a bit rough..

>>5805371
>Pecking the anon's cheek with a kiss she smiles, rubbing her own cheek on yours.
Say it again for me, girly?
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>>5805317

>>5805391

oh shit

this is the shy gal thing all over again
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>>5805221
Yes Miss!
>The Anon happily comes over to the shapely magician girl and takes a seat on those comfortable thighs. Her warm expression and gestures giving him peace of mind.
Don't suppose you can give a guy some milk fresh from the tap?
>He tries to lighten the mood, taking notice of her pulling down that top just enough for those bright pink areolas catch his eye.
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>>5805317
I also want a piece of that zombutt.
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>>5805391
Yeah, you did.
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>>5805391
I'm pretty sure that in the last version of your card you only had 3 avas, none of which was Squiggly.
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>>5805370
>I don't love you.

>>5805409
He's out of ammo. He can't hurt DMG anymore.
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>>5805429
Boy, you're real new to Paul, aren't you?
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>my birthday is in 20 minutes
>Paul is having a shitfit
>Godot left indefinitely
I'm loving this early birthday party.
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More doxxing?
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>>5805361
Good! i just got home and reunited with my axolotls! How are you?
>>5805367
I dont know who that is, sorry
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>>5805429
You even know how many fucking versions of my card I've had?
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>>5805416
>You can touch it if you waaaaant~
>Anon wonders, would these crude tactics really work on his sweet Elizabeth, he dreads the thought.
N-no. That's alight.
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>>5805436
The only thing he's done is confirm he's the one having an autistic shitfit
I legit thought it was just some random faggot spamming the thread but nope, he really is that autistic
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>>5805451
Alright thanks babe. Getting memed on a little but otherwise solid.
>Thumbs up
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>>5805391

>>5803688
Where's Squigly then
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>>5805452
>He's honestly mad someone's taking his ava
>After the last two threads
Holy fuck. It's like he's dumb or something.
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>>5805444
Happy 13th birthday Bolin
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>>5805449
fuck off space gayman
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>>5805444
Happy Birthday
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>>5805452
No one cares, Paul. You don't have a monopoly on characters anyway, no one does.
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>>5805449
is DMG in your server?
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>>5805444
You know what? I normally really wish you'd leave, but...Have a seat and some popcorn. Happy birthday, Bolin.
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You have turned my blood cold and bitter
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>>5805380
But...?
>The man quirks an eyebrow and places a tanned hand on top of Chiaki's knee. It's a more forward action than what he's used, but he doesn't mind improvising.
Need to get something off your chest, lady?
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>>5805444
>trips checked. Does a happy dance
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>>5805508
YOU FUCKING IDIOT YOU'RE HURTING YOURSELF
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>>5805391
(Well shit. Then again should I really let that stop me from giving what the masses want?)
(I don't like getting involved in this shit, but if you aren't going to lewd her, at least let someone else. You're hoarding one of the best skullgirls and that's not cool, dude.)
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>>5805508
OH BOY
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>>5805508
And so the cycle begins again...
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>>5805416
>His face starts to burn bright red, feeling more and more emasculated. His cock still grows hard in his pants, as difficult it is to tell
I like to fuck my pussy..!
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(brb 10 min food)
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This is getting bretty juicy
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>>5805532
Ignore him and play her or I'll blog with Tenryuu again.
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>>5805532
(There is no negativity towards multiple people playing an ava, we have a few peaches and Neos. Paul is just being paul and getting possessive, fuck him and do it if you want.)
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>>5805480
Mooty is cute. CUTE!
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>>5805526
Fuck off

>>5805532
If the masses want something from me, then I should get what I fucking want in return

>>5805554
OH BOY WONDER WHY YOU'RE LEAVING RIGHT /NOW/ SURE ISN'T RELATED TO >>5805508 NOT ONE BIT
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>>5805476
>>5805481
Thanks lads.
>>5805506
Gladly. Thanks anon.
>>5805524
Kek's blessing is a wonderful birthday present.
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>>5805557
play Rory you fucking neckbeard shrink
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>>5805568
>the 12 year old praises the meme frog
It makes too much sense sometimes.
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>>5805380
You played it before?
>>5805451
Escape from Tarkov. Russian game coming soon
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>>5805508
Knew it, DMG really is a pedo.
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>>5805568

Oh shit, it's your birthday?
Have a happy one!
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>>5805468
Who...?
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Anyway

DMG is gone now, I think my work here is done

If he shows up again tell him he can unblock me anytime
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>>5805562
Meow~! <3

that's really fucking gay of you, niggerfag
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>>5805603
DMG will never love you.
>>
>>5805508
Holy shit.

Paul for President 2016
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>>5805272
A crunch and snap, and Chrysalis finds her sensitive snout crushed against the rough texture of the oak, temporarily neutralizing her sense of smell. Glowing, lime blood trickles down her snout and dot her naked breasts, which greatly contrast her black skin. Her hand rises to caress the ripped cartilage, but before she could, a wave of delirium washes over her, causing her to only mutter a string of confusion without even realizing the position she's in. It was only until she heard his hateful words that put her back on track, and a nasty, fearsome scowl overshadows her muzzle, hissing wildly at him as she's penetrated by his member. "You monster," she bellows, wincing as his hands clutch on her mane, "How could you..." The grim tone of her voice falls flat. Chrysalis' fangs protrude out her maw as she snarls at him like a mindless animal. "HOW COULD YOU!? I ORDER you to LOVE me. LOVE ME. SAY IT. SAY IT." In the midst of her scowling, the horn sitting on her head illuminates, readying itself for another blast of her corrupting spell. Her legs wrap themselves around his midriff while her hands clutch onto his gear as he pumps away into her convulsing slit.

>>5805393
(Expect it!)

>>5805400
"Oh, Anonymous. I'd suck the love out of you right now if it didn't mean killing my children in the process. You should go on and recover now. Maybe start thinking on names as well."
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>>5805557
(NOT IF I BLOG WITH HER FIRST!)

>>5805560
(I'm planning too, I'll mess around with her a bit in Encore and get a feel for her character before I start using her, expect Normal mode.)

>>5805566
(Or maybe you should stop being such a selfish cunt and do something for the masses before you expect them to do something for you, cunt.)
>>
>>5805508
You're as cold as ice
You're willing to sacrifice our love
>>
>>5805603
I'm sure he'll want to after this.
Yup.
You're not brain damaged at all.
Nope.
...
I'M LYING TO MAKE HIM FEEL BETTER
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>>5805480
...What did I do?
>>5805487
Server? I dont have a server.
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Ah, can I make you anything while I'm at it? It's no sweat, I've got plenty of ingredients anyways!
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>>5805629
Even this vapid cunt had enough of Paul.
What a time to be alive.
>>
>>5805629
(Cool, not my choice on your card but have fun with her. See you around)
>>
>>5805644
Such a good song.
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>>5805521
>Lost in thought, Chiaki jolts slightly as the hand touches her knee, a surprised squeak escaping her lips
I mean, this has always seemed fun, and I suppose if everyone else here is doing it then it would be okay to try..
>She clears her throat, avoiding your gaze

>>5805585
Once or twice.. I'm very much sensing a theme here.
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[Does anyone want to ERP?]
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>>5805627
"Do changelings have gendered names? Or, are they all just terms from entomology?"
>>
>>5805678
Lupin does. Add him on Discord you scamp!
>>
>>5805665
How about you make me a threesome with your sister?
>>
>>5805665
Something that will make me forget
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>>5805678
I'm kind of interested in Jeanne Alter
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>>5805629
Fuck off, I don't owe the masses shit, you've given me fucking nothing and I have sacrificed and sacrificed and received NOTHING but incessant shitposting from you fucks

but you didn't think
PUSHIN' AND SHOVIN' ME
>>
>>5805665
How bout a creampie?
>>
>>5805678
(Mechanic anon here, from a week or two ago. I'd really like to play again but I'll be tied up for a few hours. Any chance you'll be around again this weekend, if not later tonight?)
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>>5805582
Praise kek.
>>5805594
I will, thanks Hotaru.
Hotaru a shit tho.
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>>5804889
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUVzcJoKxnM
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>>5805568
Have a good day, mate, or what's left of it!
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>>5805665
What's the desert? You?
>>
>>5805665
Th-there's something lurking
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>>5805678
I will partake in the roleplay of erotica
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>>5805665
>grabs big bowl, flour, eggs, sugar, milk and salt
How about I teach you how to make food. Specially
>slaps down large frying pan
Russian pancakes
>>5805675
I am Russian so slavic games are best
>>
>>5805686
"Entomology, but since there's just so much of them, I let them name themselves sometimes when they're old enough. I can't be bothered to remember them all."
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>>5805678

[We should get raped together the three of us: You, me and myself.]
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>>5805653
you were fucking born, cheesedick
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>>5805718
>Music
Nice
>Card
Nice!
>>
(Sorry about that. Knew friends were dropping food off to me but didn't know when blah blah sex time.)

>>5805422
Well of course!
>She chimes, a bright big smile painted on her cheeks. Once you hit her lap she pulls her top down just an inch more to expose her sweet round nipples. Letting you lay back on her lap she places her breast just above your mouth.
What's a good handie without a little milkie, hmm?

>>5805457
Fiiine. I guess your "girlfriend" will have to enjoy it then. Just think of it. Her taking this BIG juicy monster, Than you trying to poke her around with your small thing. It'd be cute!

>>5805545
And why is that? Do you like to fuck your pussy because you're a cute little girl? Horny little girl NEEDS something in her ass <3
>>
>>5805690
hei lupin
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>>5805704
You're literally delusional if you ever thought you sacrificed a thing in your life for anyone else.
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>>5805722
M8 my birthday is in a few minutes now, it's not right now.
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>>5805758
>>5805603
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>>5805718
Ritsu is flat.
FLAT
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>>5805748
Alpha is that you? Your edge is showing.
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>>5805714

AND SAYA IS A DIRTY SLUT.
"OI, HAVE THIS COFFEE ON THE HOUSE AND FUCK ME CUNT".
THAT'S HER.
... YOU BITCH.
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>>5805714
Happy birthday you thirsty almond.

>>5805576
Remind me on the weekend when I'm not posting mobile or working and I'll see what I can do.

>>5805629
I'd like to see you try buddy.

>>5805808
I want to knot hotaru.
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>>5805789
Maybe I should keep my head down until this chimp out is over? Or is that giving the baby his bottle?
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>>5805823
Honestly I think you should just fucking unblock him so he shuts the fuck up
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>blows kazoo
Another year down.
Happy birthday to me.
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>>5805700
>>5805728
>>5805743
[Good to hear!]
>>5805713
[Yes, will be here all weekend too.]
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>>5805823
Paul is an eternal chimp. If you stop he wins.
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>>5805756
(Thanks bby)
>>5805791
(I agree with you, but having flat Ritsu on my card would turn it into a time bomb.)
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>>5805758
>It'd be cute!

>Anon thinks of it, but he doesn't want to. He wants to picture Elizabeth and sweet and innocent. Anon shifts uncomfortably as DMG speaks.
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>>5805836
Happy birthday!
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>>5805823
He literally will not stop until you give in

he's been doing this shit literally for months
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>>5805835
Gee I wonder who's behind this post?

>>5805841
Good point. Keep calm, carry on.
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>>5805836
"Happy Birthday. Spend it well!"
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>>5805675
>A chuckle slides out from his lips as his hand moves from her knee and rests on top of her head instead.
If you're interested in trying it out, then I'll walk you through it.
>He scratches the back of his head and laughs a little.
Although I'm not an expert myself so we'll both have some leveling up to do.
>>
>>5805836
Welcome to the teens!
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>>5805865
>Anybody who cares about the well being of the threads is LD
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>>5805823
Don't give in one bit. That just makes him feel like he wins.
>>
>>5805795
>Believeing the Paul rumor

Smh desu senpai
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>>5805853
Hello!
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>>5805758
..N-no!
>He snaps and tries to stand up for himself. He reaches out and grabs her breasts through her outfit. He defiantly looks up into her eyes, looking a bit silly all things considered
I-I'm not going to let you push me around like this anymore!
>>
>>5805823
Just fucking make it stop already.
>>
>>5805748
I love you.
>>
>>5805872
I'm glad you're back. You're evil in a fun way.
>>
>>5805883
>giving the baby his bottle
Even when DMG didn't have him blocked he still shit up the threads constantly.
>>
>>5805883
You're not even good at hiding it.
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>>5805629
nice. i look forward to becoming a necrophiliac.

>>5805718
one of these days i'll not be busy and get at someone on that card, but not today
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>>5805748
....Rude..
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>>5805913
"Thank you, Anon."
>>
Test
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>>5805704
Goly fucking gee, I wonder why? Is it maybe the doxing? Leaking private information about DMG, very, VERY PRIVATE SHIT MAY I FUCKING ADD, or perhaps its your rabid shitposting.
Listen fuckface, you don't deserve shit, the only thing you deserve is a fucking smack to the head, and a grounding.
At least do the world a favor and develop some self awareness, the shit you've done is vile! Sure, I've forced a ship, I've said a gift is shit, RIIIGHT TO THE PERSONS FACE, but you know what? I'm trying to get better, I'm trying not to be such a vapid, horrible, assholish, fuckmunching cunt bag, I'm trying to atone,
Yet, you aren't even trying and expect shit to come to you, and that's disgusting, Paul.
Seek help.
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>>5805888
>Paul rumor
What, did Paul already call mootykins Alpha or something?
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>>5805823
Well, what's it gonna be?
You want this to continue? You want more?

remember I will always love you, even as I claw your fucking throat away

https://youtu.be/NI37-_DTVSk
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>>5805758
>He lets out a faint yelp of surprise being placed onto his back in her thighs. Prone and face up to the sexy magician girl as she pulls of that top letting her breast bounce free. That huge teat teasing the thirsty anon just an inch from his mouth.
It's a great combo! I...I'm ready for it!
>With a bright red face he opens his mouth wide and sticks out his tongue. Awaiting the buxom beauty to feed him from her bosom.
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>>5805889
Hi!
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>>5805795
>owl noise

>>5805911
i have a penis

>>5805925
suicide
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>>5805886
This. It's a power thing, that's why he does it. It's the same reason a little kid throws a tantrum, it's because it gives him power over people
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>>5805837

[Well, I'll be around in an hour if you are interested in something. Farethewell.]
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>>5805627
Sentimentality had never come easily to Geralt of Rivia - not on the surface, at least. Even those he did indeed love would seldom hear him say those exact words. Her commanding him to take such an unusual action, to utter such an unusual phrase... it was so outlandish, so anathema, that without her hypnotic gaze he couldn't quite bring himself to say it. He hisses through gritted teeth.

"I love... how you feel."

Her grip on his mind is starting to slip, and in his burst of frenetic activity brought on by the surge of adrenaline that pumps through his veins as he can almost taste freedom, he is determined not to let her re-apply her enchantment. He slams near-bestially into her sucking, squeezing snatch, his cock thrusting deep inside her with the bucking of his hips against the strange beast's warm hole. One of his hands staiblises her legs around him and their position against the tree as the other tugs on her hair - every ounce of his being turned to rutting the queen of the changelings so hard that her mind is too numb to process the magical energy she needs.
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>>5805959
I love you more everyday.
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>>5805808
As opposed to Shidare "just get me some fucking candy floss and then you can ravage my anus" Hotaru?
:^)
>>5805814
Thanks you cuckold asshole.
>>5805855
Thanks m8.
>>5805872
Will be dinner with a few family members (mother, aunt, gay hairdresser cousin) then the cinema.
>>5805880
Thanks. It feels the same pretty much.
>>5805947
I want to tear Peko's anal cavity apart with my SHSL pengis for mi birthday :)))
>>
>>5805836
Have a good birthday then chum.
>>
>>5805823
Just end it, go unblock him and then both of you never come back here.
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>>5805842
Greetings
>
>>
What if Mootykins is actually Moot?
>>
>>5805814
Ah alright
sorry for calling you a neckbeard. It's just kinda looks like one
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Aight we need to get some shit straight. Why the fuck when ever a nigga shitposting niggas think ''Oh gee, it has to be Pac, he's the only nigga that used to fuck around and not erp'' Well guess what fukboys, During the last 5 months ya can count the times i've been on 4chin on one fucking hand. So keep my name out yo mouth and put a dick in it instead.
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>>5805508
See? Otherkin degenerates are learning.
This is how you deal with those you want to drive away. Take a lesson or two from this cunt mates.
>>
>>5805938
next magic show with TG&PT when?
>>
>>5805959
>pets
>>
>>5805842
A time bomb on my restraint, maybe.
>>
>>5806009
Nobody thinks that
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>>5805692
That's disgusting, she's my little sis!

>>5805696
>Mika places down a bottle of sake in front of you.
Don't drink it all in one g- Alright, nevermind.

>>5805709
I'm... not sure how to prepare that, exactly?

>>5805725
Only if you're the main course~!

>>5805726
>slaps Rika's grubby hands away
Don't worry about her, she doesn't bite. I think.

>>5805736
Alright, sure! I'm always up for learning, show me how it's done!
>She leans back against the kitchen table, leaving the counter free.
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>>5805873
>Chiaki's eyes trace the arm up, and she looks at the hand atop her head, her head tilted back a bit
Hmm, that is a tempting offer...
>After a second, she nods, pursing her lips together in a determined expression
Okay, let's team up.
>>
>>5806009
I'll give you a (You) you thirsty fuckin cunt. Right from your boy Vino cause nobody else will do it for you.
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>>5806034
Checked the archive.
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>>5806009
Wrong thread I think
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>>5805990
(You know what, Bolin? Yeah, go ahead.)
>>
>>5806036
It's not disgusting! It's hot!
Sharing is caring!
>>
>>5805836
Happy 17, nig nog.
>>
>>5806036
Don't worry, you just need a partner to make one, just lay down and let me handle it!
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>>5806002
i wish to be the little girl

>>5806028
Nyaaaahhh~~

i won't forgive you, cunt

>>5805981
i also have balls
>>
>>5806036
I just need something to nub the feels
>>
>>5805954
IT'S GONNA BE MAE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQMlWwIXg3M
>>
>>5805837
Well I mean Evil Jeanne seems scary, which is really hot in its own way
>>
>>5806036
I'd gladly let you eat me however you want.
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>>5806053
Damn man, that's sad
>>
>>5806056
Fucking unf, that body.
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>>5806050
Vino's a faggot, i guess it's only right i found him here.
>>5806055
Nah there was some shit from here in the archive. Dunno if it was an Anon or a legit Ava cause i dunno all the niggas that roam here.
>>
Is DMG still here?
He didn't message me yet
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(Replies might be on and off. Sorry if I spoil a mood. Tad bit busy but still going <3)

>>5805836
Happy birthday. You're another year closer to fucking dying.

>>5805852
Having her smiling face COATED in cum! Covered! I wonder if she's still a virgin.. She wont be when I'm done with her!

>>5805898
>Staring at the anon as he grabs and feels around her breast she pouts, sticking a lip out for the sad attempt of "manning up"
Now girly. That isn't very nice. How would you like it if I just grabbed your butt a lot?.. Knowing you You'd like it..

>>5805955
>As his mouth hangs open she places the warm chest into his face. letting the nipple slide into his mouth. The teat filling his mouth as the warmth covers him. He strokes the head of the little anon, smiling warmly down at him
Suck it up honey. The milk will come soon.
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>>5805959
Wont ever consider it.
>>
DMG PLEASE UNBLOCK ME FUCK YOU ALWAYS RP I RP BETTER THAN RAGYO AND COFFEE COMBINED PLEASE LOVE ME MARCELINE SADPOSTING FUCK YOU DMG I DON'T NEED YOU BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

Saved you all the trouble of seeing the rest of today's cycle.
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>>5806102
And you're a monkey. It's only right I found you amongst the breedings animals.
You catch what I'm saying mate?
>>
>>5806000
Hi. That looks like a comfy chair.
>>
>>5806075
That only makes it better.
>>
>>5806127
>>5806112
KEK
LITERALLY DID IT
>>
This reminds me, I need to get me pictures of Mercury and be gay as fuck with Roman and possibly Neo too.
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>>5806113
Shock me awake
Tear me apart
Pinned like a note in a hospital gown
Deeper I sleep, further down
the rabbit hole, never to be found

It's only "Falling in love" because you hit the ground
>>
>>5806036
You have to be very precise with measurement
>shoots bag of flour and has it poured into bowl until is 3/4 full
Next I need milk to pour in and other things
>pours some milk in bowl, puts in 2 tablespoons of sugar anf one teaspoon of salt and crack 2 eggs and places yolk it and begins stirring
Watch carefully
>>5806102
Oh alright
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>>5805980
A corner of her lips curl into a hostile grimace that screams disapproval. Her dagger-like nails dig into his shoulder blades and pierce through the leather and chains shielding them with ease. "I'm not satisfied, Geralt! I want you to pour your heart and soul into me as you ravish me against this tree. Stop fighting it! Stop resisting!" Chrysalis directs another sharp ray of glistening, green light straight to his forehead. It's the same, mind-bending spell, but with an increased dosage, far more than she has ever put in a man, perhaps because she underestimated the willpower burning in this man's soul. The beam floods his eyes. What was once a cloudy green shift into a solid coat, and the lime pupils shade into a darker hue. Her cunt convulses around him, sucking him with every pull inward as her jiggling breasts dance between the two. "Say it," she says, a hand wandering to his jawline as she murmurs into, "Confess."


>>5806026
(Maybe tomorrow!)
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>>5806075
Alpha?
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>>5806131
No mate, i dont want to give you my black mamba.That's gay.
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>>5806161
How about you use this song next?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQ7oqmikZDQ
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>>5806161
>I don't hate you
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>>5806075
We all want to be little girls.
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>>5806065
It's weird, and I won't partake in anything of the sort!

>>5806074
Cooking while laying down..? Huh, well, I guess it's probably some strange European recipe.
>She carefully sits, then lays down on her back.
So, what's next?

>>5806082
The sake should do that. It might also put you into a coma, but hey, them's the breaks.

>>5806094
What's on the menu, hm~?

>>5806166
>The idol watches with great interest, noting down everything he's doing in what seem to be a small notepad.
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>>5806161
Dumbshit thinks he's Wikileaks or something.
>>
>>5806113
>She wont be when I'm done with her!

>Though part of him dislikes DMG talking about his waifu this way, another part of him...is rock hard. Anon shifts again, trying to get his erection into a more comfortable position without grabbing himself. DMG would surely notice his shifting, and how different the size of his bulge is from her own.
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>>5806056
Wait, really? It's been forever since I went anon. Let's discuss on Discord senpai.
>>5806070
I'm not 17.
>>5806113
Yay
>>
>>5806113
>That clearly wasn't the reaction he was hoping for, but he doesn't give up! He pulls his hands off and moves them down to her ass, quickly going under her short skirt and spanking her cheeks
I'm not stopping! I-I'm going to make you see me as a man!
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>>5806220
That'll do
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>>5806220
It's not weird, you dumb whore.
Now gimme what I want or I'll fucking rape you where you stand.
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>>5806188
no, this is beta

>>5806219
except you want to be in a fag way

>>5806150
degenerate
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>>5806113
(It's good DMG you worth the wait)
>The Anon finds his parched mouth soon filled with the perky mage's warm breast. He latches gently on to the nipple and begins to suck gently away at her large tit for it's nourishment. Her gentle strokes of his hair and warm smile putting his worries further at ease.
I will, it can't come soon enough!
>He chirps out in a happy response to her, licking the nipple in his maw as it begins to stiffen up and ready to serve him as she chimed.
>>
>>5806075
>continues petting
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>>5806161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEJah99qbL4
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>>5806234
I don't know dude, the 'Admitting to liking CP' post was pretty good
>>
I go missing
No longer exist
One day, I hope
I'm someone you'd miss
>>
>>5806281

Well, that was quick
>>
>>5806220
I've got a sausage I'd like you to sample.
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>>5805853
Is that a fairy?
>>
>tfw you're still not a cuck like Paul
>>
>>5806042
>The man studies her determined expression and simply has to laugh again. It's nothing malicious or mocking, however.
Sure. Do you want to start with bumping nasties or...
>His hand once again travels from one spot on her body to another, this time with his fingers holding onto her chin while his thumb rests on her lips.
--Would you rather we do this a little more romantically?
>>
>>5806253
Insult me some more.
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>>5806100
Thank you. I've worked incredibly hard for it, and I'm very proud of my body.

>>5806244
(Yeah, sure. Birthday blowjob for the birthday boy)
>>
>>5806161
All these caps do is prove to everyone just how obsessive a faggot you are. Get over yourself
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>>5806293

Go forth, my son, and make your father proud.
>>
>>5806220
>pours more more milk into mix while sturring until is a good consistency.
Now you oil pan and get ready to cook these blins
>>5806139
So how are you?
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Where are you hiding my love
cast off like a stone
feelings, we're all exposed when I'm out of control
Pieces were stolen from me
or dare I say
given away

watching the water give in, as I go down the drain

I appear missing now
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>>5806316
I mean I'm trying anyways. He's got a lot of legacy behind him you know. Skyfairer and all.
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>>5806304
you look nice today, anon.

>>5806259
>Does a stupid greentext violent action response thingy.
>>
>>5806239
>Her head raises. Like an animal hearing a loud noise in the distance. Like a sixth sense. She knows. And the smug smile painted on her face tells you just that. But she doesn't say a word about it. Just ignoring the tent in your pants
You know some people get turned on by that? Getting their wife FUCKED. Weirdo, right?

>>5806245
You want me to see you as a man?
>She doesn't react to your small attempt at grabbing and feeling her round, curvy body all over. She just continues to speak casually like nothing happened.
Show me your cock.

>>5806256
>The sweet white treat of her teat fills your mouth as you suckle away at her. The smile only widening as you happily taste her tit. Her free hand moving down your leg, stroking it gently, No directly grabbing at your cock, only rubbing the pants above it.
Taste good my little sweet?

>>5806269
More fitting. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzdWPwVTWsI
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Prisoner on the loose
description, a splitting image of me
except for the heart shaped hole where the hope runs out
>>
>>5806329
Why DMG constantly unblock LD is beyond me.
>>
What do you think Peach and Piggu were subjected to if this was the result of DMG x LD?
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>>5806307
How do we go about this? I am retard who can't into starters.
>>
>>5806360
rude.
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>>5806374
Okay. Let me explain.
... I'm fucking stupid.
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>>5806173
The continued assault on his mind is close to unbearable, and despite the heady and obvious taste of lust in the air, there does indeed seem to be no single whiff of the sweeter meat of love she might hope to feast upon as he pounds away at at her tight, twitching cunt. His slitted, cat-like eyes glaze with a solid coat of green, and while her commands seem to whip him into an absolute, animal frenzy of back and forth motion as he ravishes her wholehearedly, there is not an ounce of his heart or soul that seems to be ensnared.

A few grunting, growling moans fight their way past his gritted teeth, but his stubbornly locked jaw point blank refuses to open for her. Even as his body screams at him to give in, to just say the words, accept the reassuring dominance - he can't. Perhaps another spell is already acting upon him, one older and more powerful - one that already bound his soul to another? But how could that be?

Sweat beads on his forehead as one of her soft hands cups his face, and a single strangled syllable slips from his mouth.

"I-"
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>>5804889
{Finally home from college!}
{I accidentally ate 20 kava pills because the entire bag fell into my drink instead of the two I was trying to shake in}
{Which means Im in the mood for getting my avas drugged. Maybe perhaps Kuroe, Elizabeth, or the Ship? I already have a feeling of how each one would act!}
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>>5806384
Smack her ass and say 'ay give me the succ'
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>>5806293
It's Ferry, Gran!

(I'll be around to play in 2 hours or so!)
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>>5806329
Do something useful and hang yourself.
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>>5806322
I'm doing fine. How about you?
Wait, what are you doing here anyway? I didn't think you would come anymore.
>>
>>5806370
Well...she's not my wife. We're just friends.
>It stings to say it, just friends, he flirted with her, but no progress yet
>Anon shifts more noticeably, his hardon is at a really uncomfortable angle in his pants.
>>
>>5806378
Peach is just as bad as Paul is in an obsessive way. Both have serious problems.
>>
>>5806370
Is it dad rock time?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xArmqniFiJ8
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SHOCK ME AWAKE
TEAR ME APART
PINNED LIKE A NOTE IN A HOSPITAL GOWN
DEEPER I SLEEP, FURTHER DOWN
THE RABBIT HOLE, NEVER TO BE FOUND

IT'S ONLY FALLING IN LOVE
BECAUSE
YOU
HIT
THE
GROUND
>>
>>5806396
Are you finally going to stop?
>>
>>5806370
>His hands are shaking as he pulls his pants down. He does it slowly, as if he's hesitating to show what's inside. He soon takes it out. It's certainly hard, but it's well below average like a little boys.
H-here..
>>
>>5806370
>>5806399
Oh hey, Elizabeth just got here.
>>
>>5806396
Yes, you're a dumb-dumb.
But you're our dumb-dumb, so I guess it's all good.
>>
>>5806399
Drugging is a top tier fetish, go for it
>>
>>5806399
>Drugged up ship
well... I'm already diamonds... if only I had more time.
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>>5806424
Teaching someone how to make Russian pancakes. Want to go next door and continue discussion?
>>
>>5798858
>tfw no red panda grill qt3.14
>>
>>5806370
mmmm~
>The anon simply coos out in response to his first taste of the dark magician's milk. A trickle hitting his tongue as he swallows it down and continues his nursing, her flow beginning to slowly pick up.
Tastes great so far yeah.
>He wasn't doing much to hide his joy for the moment. His face still and nursing while her skilled hands teased his pant leg, making him tent.
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>>5806396
Do you even care? Do those screenshots mean nothing to you?
>>
>>5806301
>Her mind racing, Chiaki is largely oblivious to the laughter, her eyes darting around almost excitedly
I think the best course of action w-
>At the unexpected touch on her lips, hew words cut off, and she blinks once, staring at you
Ah... the full experience sounds nice.
>>
>>5806430
What about piggu?
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>>5806485
I would rather be here right now.
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>>5806384
(Wadda fucking know, neither can I)
(Something something, childhood friend, something something.)
>>
>>5806520
(It's always good to have you here Setsu)
>>
>>5806502
You're obsessed with a neckbeard with anime tattoos. Do you know how fucking pathetic that is? You're in highschool where you could be banging some other hot dudes or chicks that are 10x better, but yet, you choose him. You're more retarded than a pigeon.
>>
>>5806502
No one here cares about you.
>>
>>5806502
>Still trying to play the victim
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>>5806413
You sure about that? You seem whimsical enough for one!
(No problem! I'll try to still be around)
>>
>>5806399
Can I continue off from my impregnation session with Seaport?
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>>5806520
Oh OK. By the way my night is open if you have plans
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>>5806247
You're welcome~!

>>5806248
But it's not rape if I give you consent to do it! Checkmate!

>>5806292
>She kneels down before him, sitting at the ready like a dog waiting for a treat.
Let's take a look at it, then

>>5806322
>She does as she's told, throwing the blins into the oiled pan and heating the stove up.
Done!
>>
>>5806502
The screenshots are old bait and make none of us feel anything. You're pathetic, yes. We know, he knows. Congrats.
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>>5806399
(There's an anon that waifus Elizabeth I'm doing cuck play with. If you want to tell me my cock is big I'm sure he'll cum his pants.)

>>5806426
Oh? But you're still getting off to the thought of me PLOWING her innocent face. Hmm? Not man enough yourself so you want ME to do it?

>>5806433
DUDE I FUCKING LOVE DAD ROCK.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3MXiTeH_Pg

>>5806439
That's the plan
He's going to post me being sweet to him. So, like. Yeah. Watch me be a dumbass in HD.

>>5806448
.. No really. Take it out. Stop wiggling your pinkie around and show me your cock.

>>5806454
I love you too anon!

>>5806488
>Noticing the bump in his pants her grinding attaches to his cock. rubbing the head roughly, feeling and jerking your stiff member through your pants as her round nipple fills your mouth, blowing a kiss at the anon as he's served.
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>>5806542
Think i'm in the dark side of the net again....
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I sat by the ocean
and drank a potion, baby to erase you
face down in the boulevard, yet I couldn't face you

there ain't no use in crying
it doesn't change anything
so baby what good does it do?
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>>5806542
Hey! My anime tattoos are cool! You're just jelly.
>>
>>5806575
I'm not gonna lie, some of it's some good shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCChxBSRo1Y
>>
>>5806600
I don't even know what you expected from this place to be honest.
>>
>>5806601
>posting screenshots showing off how pathetic you are
?
What is he trying to prove by this
>>
>>5806575
That.. That is it..
>He covers his face in embarrassment, exposing his cock. It twitches eagerly under her gaze, already leaking some precum. Meanwhile he's lost all his drive, realising just how silly he's being
>>
>>5806539
Thank you. I really like being here.
>>5806558
>Setsuna scratches her head.
Okay. I'll keep that in mind.
>>5806575
(DADROCK TIIIIIIIIIIME)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LatorN4P9aA
(Separate Ways >>>>>> Don't Stop Believin)
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>>5806562
Well... Shit.
OK, fine! Turn around slut!
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>>5806410
Kek
>>5806532
Are we a pair of retards, Stocking?
I think so.
Soooooo, reunion with (((childhood friends))) on coincidence, something or other happens and succ commences. All gucci in the hucci?
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>>5806640
A cry for help in an empty room.
>>
>>5806575
What? Getting off on it?
>Anon scoffs, poorly, nervousness showing on his face.
>>
>>5806575
Don't say "that's the plan" like there's some kind of uncertainty. Put your foot down, don't fall for his guilt tripping or manipulation anymore, and just cut him the fuck off for good.
>>
I sat by the ocean and drank a potion, baby to erase you.
Face down in the Boulevard, yet I couldn’t face you.
There ain’t no use in crying. It doesn’t change anything,
So baby what good does it do?
Your friends, they all sympathize.
Maybe, I don’t need them too.

Imagine I'd be your one and only
Instead I'm the lonely one

You, me and a lie.
Silence is closer.
We’re passing ships in the night.

There’s nowhere to run away.
Said,
“Boy if you want love, you’ll have to go and find it with someone new.”
“Do you know who you really are? Are you sure it’s really you?”
Lies are a funny thing.
They slip through your fingertips because they never happened to you.
Time wounds all the heals as we fade out of view.

Imagine I'd be your one and only
Instead I'm the lonely one

You, me and a lie.
Silence is closer.
We’re passing ships in the night.

You, me and a lie.
Silence is closer.
We’re passing ships in the night.

Into the night,
Left with nowhere to hide.

Closer and closer.
We’re crashing ships in the night
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>>5806562
>sets stove to 8
Now let them cook for a bit. And then after minute or two you have 2 options. Either use spatula to flip or...
>grabs pan
Do this!
>maneuvers pan and make blin flip and land on the pan
This is better option if you are slav like me
>turn handle to you
>>5806645
Good. Want anything?
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>>5806658
(Me? Retarded? Don't be stupid, I am the SMARTEST!)
(The random childhood friend thing should be gucci)
>>
>>5806270
?
>>
>>5806575
>The anon lets out a moan at feeling his second head teased from his stretched pants. The busty blond's cream flowing steady down his maw as he sucks diligently on her breast. He picks up his pace on the soft, bouncing flesh at that adorable kiss and gets a bit heated from her teasing.
Oh Magician Girl please, don't hold back!
>The nursing anon gets more eager, undoing his pants and pulling them down a bit leaving his underwear clad cock exposed to her touch.
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>>5804889
(Everyone's on the menu!)
>>
>>5806732
Does Sailor Moon like niggers?
>>
>>5806562
Enjoy!
>The anon made quick work of his pants as he unzipped and let them down, revealing his cock.
>>
>>5806725
>>5805508
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>>5806632
I think i was okay with gay neckbeards but the anime tattoos did me in...
>>
>>5806732
(Molestia and I have unfinished business from last night, sleepyhead.)
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>>5806575
Look, you're not a dumbass
I fucking love you when you talk to me like that, It's so sweet and, honestly, nobody makes me feel the way you do.

alright, I know you love me, at least when I'm not trying to fucking kill you.

Why can't we have that? Why can't we just love eachother, why can't we just be happy for once?

I don't want pity, I want to remind you of what we were, what we could be.
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>>5806699
>She leans forward and gives Soviet a kiss on the cheek.
I want you to win the game next door.
>>
>>5806398
Chrysalis turns her broken muzzle away from his. Even with the two face-to-face, it's difficult for her to gaze into his dead, emotionless stare. She isn't getting anything out of him. She realizes not an ounce of the very pheromone that gives her sustenance isn't going to beam off this husk of a man even if she casts the oldest of hypnotic spells. The insect, body trembling with pleasure, remains idle, though the same grotesque look remains on her muzzle, appearing as if she's ready to lash out and feast on his empty mug at any moment. "You're heartless," she spits out, "You can't love someone. You will never love someone. You're a cold, bitter, lonely old man whose only joy in life is to kill. You have no need for love. No need for friendship. You'll die alone and you'll be forgotten." She grins and eases her nails off his blades once she hears the first syllable stammer out his lips.

"'I' what? Hm? Don't even bother. Even with all my magic clouding your mind you still can't be convinced to love me, but know, Geralt, there are other ways. Other ways to give me the love I need." Her eyes cast down to his member ramming into her. The wet, moist folds of her pussy spread against the base of his shaft and press inwards with every pounce forward he performs. "Breed me. Fertilise my womb, yes! You can do that! Surely, you can do that!"
>>
>>5806659
Redpill me on your topic of choice.
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>>5806757
So Tupac did you hear I have daughter?
>>
>>5806504
>Taking her answer into consideration, he nods and cups her cheeks with both hands, staring into Chiaki's eyes without blinking. At least that's what he wanted to do, but he ends up blinking anyway.
Then we'll start with a kiss.
>He scoots closer to Chiaki and leans his upper body towards hers, his eyes beginning to shut as he draws closer.
Just close your eyes and relax, alright?
>>
>>5806768
Because you go psycho every other day and have been for four months.
>>
Hey guys

Listen

What if

No really

Listen up

I'm serious

What if

Hold on a second

What if

DMG and LD had a long talk

And found out that shitposting gets them both off?

This could be

The biggest most elaborate ERP kink play

Ever
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>>5806433
>>5806575
>>5806645
>dadrock
>not jazz/rock fusion
You'll happy families don't even come back.
>>5806721
Ok, I'll write starter. 1 min boi.
>>
>>5806750
(Cock is cock and pussy is pussy doesn't matter who it belongs to)

>>5806764
(Was hoping you'd be here)
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>>5806830
(You were? Was I really that fun, cowering before you and all?)
>>
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>>5806779
Soviet....who did ya rape?
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>>5806645
>>5806575
>Classic/Dad rock
>From two great avas
My dick is so fucking hard right now
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>>5806778
I need more focus than that.

Otherwise I can go on about how I want to make Hotaru's eyes bulge out with heart pupils while I knot her.
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>>5806822
(Take yer time, boyo.)
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>>5806840
(Fuck yeah I love all my sessions)
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>>5806484
{If you show up at any other time, I can always run that with cha!}
>>5806553
{Of course! I was having fun with it before I passed out. Do you remember the last post?}
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I told you not to fuck with me, Paul...
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>>5806843
You know I would never do that. Her name is Lisa and I am caring for her and proud father
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>>5806853
Jade, is that you?
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>>5806648
Gladly~!
>She spins around and lowers her shorts, revealing the fact that she's wearing absolutely nothing underneath them, as she's left standing there in nothing but the checkered apron.
Let's see what you're packing, then!

>>5806699
>She looks in amazement at his technique, thinks for a bit, and then quickly grabs a spatula from a nearby shelf.
I'll probably just drop it on the ground if I try that, I don't want to ruin it!

>>5806755
>She traced her finger along the undersized of his cock, causing it to spring at her gentle touches.
Hmm... Firm, yet with a decent amount of elasticity.. I'd give it a solid 6!
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>>5806616
>Poison
BOY NOW YOU DONE IT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alKM2Y1XxWU
>>5806645
Never really into journey pass Don't Stop Believin. I'll listen to this while writing this post <3

>>5806641
>Squatting down at the height of his small member she pokes it. Like a curious child she watches it twitch and bounce
Oh my god it is. You really ARE a girl! I bet you couldn't even FUCK with that! Hey. Hey! Wanna play a game? I'll be your cum slut ALL NIGHT if your tiny cock can even get pass my ass cheeks and to my hole. Deal?

>>5806660
Yeah. Getting off. Hard. CUMMING. You want to pump that short cock to me FUCKING your girl. Because you're to small. Right? How small is that thing? Take it out.

>>5806681
Yeah yeah that's the plan
:^^^)

>>5806726
>The thinner layer of cloths gone his cock is MUCH easier to rub and tease. She continues to rub the tip before stroking down the shaft through the fabric. Then back to the head, all while her fingers stroke through his hair. petting and comforting him as he suckles at her tit.
Oh I wont~

>>5806757
Best friend was a tattoo apprentice. Needed a body to tattoo and I owed her one. It's a skull tho, so it's one of those "you can like it if you don't know what it's from" kind of things.

>>5806822
We talked about this. We both like King Crimson. We're like. Married now.

>>5806844
>Me
>great
Have another song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3g1kPGDcbc
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>>5806853
Fuck you
t. Hotaru (Driving)
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>>5806859
DMG should get paid for all this volunteer work she does with autistic child.

>>5806872
>i was just pretending to be retarded
>getting (you)'s from posting song lyrics for 12 hours on 4chan is my purpose in life

No matter what angle it is it makes Paul look even worse
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>>5806870
(Well then, where were we? I think you just transported me to your play room.)
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>>5806872
LOL
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>>5806892
PICS
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Okay, who should I fuck tonight?
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>>5806853
EGG
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>>5806895
>(Driving)
YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING DIE
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>>5806853
Virra
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>>5806721
>Passing by the school for the most talented individuals on the planet, the anon saw a familiar face. Peko Pekoyama, with her bamboo sword. It was easy to recognise both of them; each, working in tandem, had knocked him on his ass too many times to detail in their one sided sparring sessions, and Peko always stuck out in a crowd, even among the more eccentric students. The anon rose a hand and called out to her, a wide smile splitting his face.
Peko! Remember me?
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>>5806879
Guess thats okay..Single parent?
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>>5806903
Were you human or pony molestia?)
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>>5806872
KEK
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>>5806872
Life is cool sometimes.
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>>5806803
>Chiaki nods once, closing her eyes and awkwardly wringing her hands in her lap, not sure what to do with them
>She finds herself unconsciously leaning forwards, and so her lips soon press up against his
Ah...
>As they do, she breathes in sharply through her nose, keeping her eyes squeezed shut
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>>5806872
When the fuck was this?
I literally scrolled through my entire DMs with Kenny and my server and that isn't there

what the fuck?
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>>5806892
>Yeah. Getting off. Hard. CUMMING. You want to pump that short cock to me FUCKING your girl. Because you're to small. Right? How small is that thing? Take it out.

What? I...no. I'm...I mean...
>Anon stumbles over his words. He shifts his legs back and forth, DMG is really putting him in his place and breaking down his resistance.
>Anon just stammers, not saying anything meaningful.
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>>5806844
(Y-You too)
>>5806911
The magic girl would probably appreciate it.
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>>5806889
Haha! Hearing that from a cutie warms my heart.
>His cock twitched as her finger stimulated it, soon reaching full, erect status.
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>>5806872
I've reviewed Joker's file and not even I can rationalize sadposting for 12 hours as a joke.

>>5806887
Hello Owain

>>5806895
Drive into my pussy like you rolled into my heart.

>>5806930
Never talked to the mate outside of him agreeing with me Paul is cancer. I don't keep up with discord politics outside of what I see here.
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>>5806892
>Having a girl as bestfriend
Tell me that you're full on gay....
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>>5806892
Poison is pretty top tier dad rock. I personally like Europe and Warrant more though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjajTnzWAqs
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>>5806942
(Pony, all 4 hooves.)
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>>5806871
Probably. I could stay up really late, but I don't know about that. But I will remember to do drugged ships sometimes. It just sounds amazing.
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>>5806872
¡JAJAJA!
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>>5806889
Alright go ahead.
>says under breath
Cyкa is too scared to make good pancake
>>5806940
Yes. But that's alright. One of my dreams is becoming father
>>5806775
>gives tight hug and is about to give back kiss but stops before he gets the too close
Thanks. Will try to win
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>>5806872
THIS IS FUCKING FAKE
THIS
IS
FUCKING
FAKE

PIC RELATED IS THE IMAGE IN THERE, BUT IN THAT SCREENSHOT I'S POSTED AS A LINK (see the grey line)

WHAT THE FUCK

THIS ISN'T IN MY DMS WITH KENNY, AND IT'S NOT IN MY SERVER EITHER (see the white names)

SOMEONE FUCKING CHANGED THEIR NAME AND PIC TO ME AND THEN KENNY'S ON AN ALT AND FUCKING MADE THIS

THIS
IS
FUCKING
FAKE
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>>5806895
can i have your candy shop when you die?
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>>5806892
Magician Girl...
>The milk drunk anon only moans out his temptress' name as she takes his dick in her grasp. Masterfully teasing the head before making her way to stroke the shaft, his cock hardening firm to her grasp. Soft hand in his hair, he suckles passionately at her stiff nub, teasing the nipple and molding the huge boob to his mouth as it poured heavy with white nectar. He was slowly losing his worries and thoughts to her charms.
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>>5807007
we believe you, Paul

fucking asshole
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>>5807007
You're only so mad because for once, you were the one caught and had their information leak.
Karma's a bitch. Suck it down kid.
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>>5806889
>The man growled in annoyance as he undid his pants, revealing his throbbing dick to the idol, his hands taking a hold of her hips before pushing his dick past her folds
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>>5806575
{That sounds new, I've never done something like that before. Sure, why not?}
>Elizabeth had heard someone calling her name several times, and decided to investigate what was the commotion, especially around her.
>This was when she came upon the anon and the magician, staring at the magician's back. She hadn't seen what she was packing...yet.
"I heard my name?"
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>>5806968
This seems like a good idea, redpill me Hotaru, Dr. Strange.
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>>5806892
>>5806976
How about Some whitesnake or Meatloaf?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3MXiTeH_Pg
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>>5806872
RETAKE THAT SCREENSHOT WITH THE DISCORD #'S SHOWING FOR THOSE ACCOUNTS

THIS IS FUCKING FAKED

THIS IS FAKE
THIS IS NOT A FUCKING REAL SCREENSHOT I NEVER FUCKING SAID THAT
and the fucking grammar is awful too, I never fucking say "lol" at the end of posts

THIS
IS
NOT
ME
THIS
IMAGE
IS
FAKE
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>>5806977
(Alright here's my last post)

>>5797250
>She sees his pathetic little human fuckstick and laughs

Oh how cute~ Look how tiny it is....How do human females deal with such pathetic specimens of the male gender walking around.....

>She smirks and her horn begins to glow...Suddenly he's chained to a wall and a candle is dangling up above his hard cock the wax not even melting yet
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>tfw you will never drug Elizabeth, carry her to her room, lay her on her bed, gently strip her and try on her pretty dresses
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>>5806937
>Peko lazily cocks her head to face the anon, her normal stoic expression turning to a slight smile as she see's her once childhood friend. She calmly walks over to him...then proceeds to squish his face between her hands...making on anon sandwich. Truth be told, she always thought the guy was cute, which is why she tends to act so weird around him.
Anooon! It's been ages! How have you beeeen?
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>>5806399
>He mantles himself above the plump abyssal, is cock prodding the leaking entrance of her bright pink pussy
Just relax Seaport, it might hurt a bit, but I'm right here with you, okay sweetheart?
>He said this as he put a hand to her cheek to comfort her, then slowly began pushing his large cock into her, spreading her tight pussy wide as he filled her centimeter by centimeter
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>>5807035
IT'S FUCKING FAKED YOU FUCKIGN AUTIST

WANT ME TO PASTEBIN MY ENTIRE DMS WITH KENNY?
REALLY DO YOU NOT FUCKING BELIVE ME??


SOME FUCK IS TRYING TO RUIN EVERYTHING I'M TRYING TO DO

I WOULDN'T BE FUCKING AMAZED IF THIS WAS FUCKING AUTIST #1 MECHA AT IT AGAIN
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>>5807063
{Do it! Do it!}
{I believe in you, anon! <3}
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>>5806996
>The archer almost loses her breath from the hug, but barely keeps on.
Great. Do your best for me.
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>>5807066
>runs up to and cums on your ass
>runs away
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>>5806777
The insults ring hollow to him behind the thick haze of mind-warping magic, and the half-formed, reluctant sentence dies in his throat as soon as she instructs him not to bother. There is something like a relieved sigh, a breathy moan passing his lips as tense muscles and locked joints suddenly relax. He knows that he does love - that he know friendship - but he is surprisingly grateful to the ancient magic that still binds his soul elsewhere in the face of Chrysalis' hungry expression.

Her monstrous, snarling face commands him to breed her, and he takes a perverse kind of pleasure in not bothering to resist that order, knowing full well that the trial of the grasses rendered him infertile long ago. Against the rough wood of the tree, he presses into the queen again and again, one hand holding up one of her legs so that she is split wide open to receive him, and the other pinching wantonly at the faintly green nub in the centre of her breast. He gives a few final bucks of his athletic hips and spurts a thick load of useless white spunk into her belly, a surprising volume filling her with his warmth - but no young. The electric thrill of his climax rocks his body, and he wonders whether she knows.
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Someone give me a discord invite.
I want to join LewdLand and fap all day.
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HOW WOULD KENNY EVEN POST THAT CHATLOG WHEN HE ISN'T EVEN ONLINE RIGHT NOW?

IT'S
FUCKING
FAKED

AND ALL YOU FUCKING RETARDS ARE EATING THAT BAIT UP

GOD DAMN I FUCKING HATE YOU
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>>5807041
The apple of my eye, the sunshine to my Solaire.
Her line spacing and memes are what I need to breath.
She is everything.

>>5807078
Kid I'm a pathetic nerd but not even I'd try that hard to get a rise out of you. Plus I got work. If I didn't I'd probably fuck DMG's face to get a rise out of you.
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>>5807085
What happens when she catches me in her dress?
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>>5807090
Will thank you for it
>breaks hug and rubs your head
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>>5807107
How's it feel to be on the receiving end for a change, cunt?
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>>5807107
But i am online, Paul. And yes, i was the one who gave that to him.
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>>5807007
Oh shit, with an argument like that how could we not believe you
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>>5806958
I said. TAKE. YOUR. COCK. OUT. Or I'll take MINE out. Try to stammer with my cock in your mouth. See how that works out.
>>5807040
>Her ranting being stopped by the sweet voice of the woman she turns on her heel. Staring at the blue outtfitted girl. A sly smirk painted on her face she points down to the erect MONSTER of a member. Thick and heavy, fully hard but still hanging from it's weight alone
Evening honey. Your boyfriend wanted me to say hi to you.

>>5806975
Nigga she has a kid and shit. I'm no papa. I ain't dodging TWO daddies for used pussy, fuck outta here.
.... She did give me a cheeky handie once doe.

>>5806976
>Warrant song that isn't Cherry Pie
THAT ISN'T THEIR ONLY ONE???!?!?!?!?!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9O6e7cgkeqw

>>5807035
Fucking savage lol.

>>5807016
There there my love. Relax and drink my milk. Mama loves you.
>She says with a soft voice, calming you as her hand runs along your shaft. Not quickly. Calmly, slowly. Every inch of her soft hand gliding along it. She leans into him gently, covering his face in her large breast.

>>5807043
DUDE. I posted that song a few posts ago. Go back. Look at it.
I love you. Wanna make babies?
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>>5807056
>Anon looks at the candle
Could we move that a little further away?
>his lip tremors as he makes the request
>>
this shit is AOTY 2016
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>>5806956
>Drawing his knowledge of kissing scenes and internet guides for this very moment, he moves his lips along Chiaki's in a manner that places a light pressure on her top lip then slowly alternates to her bottom one, as if he's massaging them.
Mmmh..
>He almost forgets to breathe through his nose, but once he does, his next move is to move his hands down Chiaki's body. His left settles along her lower back, closer to her rear while his right hand remains her face and tugs her closer.
>His tongue runs across her lips like a thief darting off into the night.
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>>5807119
You're fucking scum, you know that

First you ruin our relationship and now you go OUT OF YOUR FUCKING WAY TO MAKE TWO FUCKING FAKE DISCORD ACCOUNTS JUST TO IMPERSONATE ME AND MAKE PEOPLE THINK I DON'T CARE

>>5807139
Kenny is offline right now mate don't even fucking try me
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>>5807091
I-...What just-
>Peko wipes up some of the cum off her butt...curses to herself, then tries to flick it off her finger
What kind of person does this?
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>>5807141
Aight then.
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>>5807160
>what is going invisible in discord?
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>>5807160
I forgot, you don't care about DMG anyway, you've spent 4 months baiting for (you)'s. :)
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>>5807078
But you're number 1 autist.
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TAKE THAT SCREENSHOT WITH BOTH THE ACCOUNTS DISCORD #s SHOWING AS PROOF THAT IT IS "me" AND "kenny"

PROTIP: YOU FUCKING CAN'T BECAUSE NEITHER OF US SAID THAT IN OUR DMS
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>>5807128
>A blush forms on her face as she smiles.
Go get 'em.
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>>5807141
AND A SONG BY EUROPE THAT ISN'T THE FINAL COUNTDOWN! OR CHEROKEE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-USu6IWJoPQ

>>5807043
Both, also good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkr77jE5GFY
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>>5807040
>>5807141
>Anon is distracted from DMG by Elizabeth showing up behind her.
Elizabeth!

>Evening honey. Your boyfriend wanted me to say hi to you

I'm not her... I mean... we're just friends... not that I... I mean, I would... but she...
>Anon stammers in front of his longtime friend-zone pal Elizabeth
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>>5807141
I'd love to but I'm already typefucking you. How about some more good dad rock, gotta think, litke REO Speedwagon, Def Leppard, Meatloaf, foreigner. Aw the good shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGalkLRdlOs
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>>5807160
I put you on my invisible list. Ask the others, they will tell you that i am online, Paul. I'm just sick and tired of your ranting.
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>>5807066
>Anon gave a perturbed smile to the friend he had assumed he'd never encounter again. He knew the look she gave him all too well, and it was the same unhinged expression and demeanour she adopted around small animals. To her he was on a similar level to a gerbil, apparently. No matter. He shrugged, dismissing himself.
Just fine. You seem much better off. Hope's Peak student isn't exactly a commoner title.
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>>5807190
Your sperg rage is telling us all we need to know, Paul.
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>>5807192
Thanks.
>leans his head on your shoulder
You are my favorite comrade you know.
>>
>>5807166
What's the matter? You don't like it when a random anon like myself does that to you?
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>>5807222
Oh man he proved it's fake and we can't use that as a reason to shitpost anymore ughggghg SPERRRRRG HAHAHA GOTEEM
>>
>>5807098
Link please, don't make wait/edge
>>
>>5806957
>>5807007
>>5807045
>>5807078
>>5807107
>>5807160
>>5807190
We're here with Paul "Fucked Cucked and chucked" Dominator. Paul is well know in the ERP thread as being "A fucking loser" and "That underaged fag that wont piss off" It seems he just got blown the fuck out. Mr Paul do you have any words for the men and women at home?
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>>5807149
Did I say you could fucking talk you worthless pile of flesh!?

>Her horn lights up and he will feel his balls being twisted

Answer me!!
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>>5807263
>Fake screenshot
>"blown the fuck out."

????????
>>
>>5807251
https://discord.gg/WwGNW
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>>5807263
THE CITY OF PAUL
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>>5807248
>Can't use that as a reason to shitpost anymore
But you're still raging over it, you mongoloid.
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>>5806965
Time for a taste test!
>She places her tongue at the very base of his shaft, slowly dragging it up in the exact same way she just dragged her fingers up. When her tongue reached the tip of his throbbing erection, he stopped for a moment, lapping a few times around the slit before leaning back and thinking.
Hmm, Salty, yet not overly done! Well-seasoned. Score raises to an 8!

>>5806996
>She flips the pancakes a few times, clearly well aware on how to make normal pancakes at least.
So, what do these taste like? Vodka?

>>5807037
>As his thick member forced its way into her moist snatch, the idol let out a soft yelp. Her insides clamped onto their new prey, not planning on letting the foreign object leave without it emptying its seed deep inside her womb.
F-fuck, I didn't expect you to be this...big...
>>
>>5807141
I love you too Magician Girl.
>The nursing anon coos out, his mind filled with warm thoughts and mouth warm cream. His cock reaches it's full length at her strokes, throbbing and twitching for more. He submits himself to her bosom as it buries itself over his face, he sucks hard on that massive breast as it flows for him, drinking every last drop.
More DMG! Please more!
>He shouts eagerly at her wiles, his pelvis thrusting and looking hungry at her second bosom, the first beginning to run dry.
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>>5807274
Ah! Ah! Oh! Ah!
>Anon exclaims as she twists, though her twisting does nothing to diminish his erection
No princess! I'm sorry!
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>>5807159
Nh...
>Chiaki's body shudders slightly, her hands tentatively reaching out and placing themselves on the sides of your abdomen
>The wandering hand on her back elicits another quiet squeak, and she opens her mouth ever so slightly, inviting your tongue in between her lips
>>
I can't fucking trust anyone from here anymore

Look all I fucking want is DMG to talk to me again

I'm fucking removing everyone from ERP on discord, I'm not dealing with this shit
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>>5807218
Now don't say that, anon...
>Peko ruffles the anons hair lovingly...something she tended to do, once again, because she thought anon was adorable.
Just because I have such a heafty title doesn't mean I've forgotten what it means to be human. Please keep that in mind, I'm still the same Peko you've always known.

>>5807244
No. Why would I? That's horrible...you don't just do that.
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>>5807242
You're my favorite too.
>She softly closes her eyes as the two sit together.
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(Would anybody be interested in LC or any other dotes?)
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>>5807329
See ya tomorrow, nigga
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>>5807329
If it was fake why would you not trust anyone here anymore huh?

Nice one, Paul. Keep baiting for those (you)'s
>>
>>5807336
Would you prefer if I busted in your mouth and not on your ass?
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>>5807351
I certainly would.
Dominant + chocolate is a wonderful combination.
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>>5807141
>>5807198

>Elizabeth's eyes widened in surprise and she quickly looked away to try to be respectful. She saw how nervous the anon was, hearing his words.
"I...boyfriend? We...we're just...friends...um...something of yours i-is sticking out, ma'am."

>>5807120
{She'd be drugged enough to not get angry, she's try to scold but murmur something about it being crooked on you and trying to fix it so you looked better in it!}
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>>5807329
If it's fake then you clearly have nothing to worry about, do you?

And here we have it, folks! He admits that he really was just in it for the (You)'s all along! More at 11.
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>>5807360
People here are willing to go through the trouble of making that, and nobody admits to it, so I don't know who to trust
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>>5807299
Eh. No but it still tastes good. Now I finish this up and enjoy the meal.
>sets the stove to highest setting and starts cooking blins at breakneck speed and near perfection and stacks them all on plate
Now you can add maple syrup or chocolate syrup on it. Enjoy this gift of the motherland
>kneels down and stands back up
>>5807339
Thanks sw- comrade
>squats down next to you and starts to disassemble rifle for examination and cleaning
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>>5807314

LOUDER YOU INSOLENT WRETCH!!

>Her grip on his balls would be agonizing when combined with the twisting
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>>5807368
>trying to fix it so you looked better in i
I want Elizabeth to make me a pretty girl.
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>>5807364
It'd be better if you just didn't do anything in the first place.
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>>5807380
Trust that little voice in the back of your head telling you to off yourself.
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>>5807092
"Haah!" The wings pinned along the oak wood twitch alive and stretch, showing off the impressive wingspan and glossy shimmer they carry. Chrysalis curls her toes as the hot, searing spunk pumps into her womb with thick globby, spurts while she bursts out in jagged cries, cries full of convinced satisfaction that she has won their little mind game through other means. "Haha! Good boy," she screams, "Fill me up! Fill me! Yes!" Even with her nose busted up, the changeling is still undeterred with her victory and screams with joyful mannerisms. But something was off. The walls of her womb, although plastered with his hot seed, still feel empty. Chrysalis' laughter halted. Her euphoria fades away and her muzzle retracts into a flattened expression. Sterile. Empty, useless seed occupying her womb. "...You USELESS, OLD, DISGUSTING MAN. I should've seen this coming from a mile away, you sterile, senile geezer." The polluting magic in his sclera fades away, freeing him of the spell and awakening his will from its imprisonment. "Off of me, you monster!" She orders. "I'm done with you."
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>>5807169
L-love you pac-chan

>>5807197
YOU MADE MAN.
NEXT YOU'LL POST A PINK FLOYD SONG THAT ISN'T ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL
.... Wait
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPL_SV3n7IU

>>5807201
>Def leppard
>Meatloaf
NOW WE'RE TALKING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jACrmwTsi08

>>5807309
>Adjusting herself very slightly she hangs the other milk bag over his face. The first one slipping from his lips and spilling white juice all over his chin and lips. The second one replacing the warmth and need around your lips. Her hand gripping the base of your member hard before pulling the thick shaft up again.
Don't hold back my love <3

>>5807198
>>5807368
Yeah I know.
>She says bluntly, the smirk still painted on her grinning face. Her thick mass swinging back and forth as she steps towards the young woman. Her bluntness continues as she grips her wrist, pulling it to the THICK throbbing cock, the warmth filling her palm as the magician looks back at her with the evil smile
He wants you to have fun with it. Would that interest you?
>Even before she asked she was forcing the hand movements over her fat cock. Forcing her meek pale hand to pump her.
>>
Praise be to Mecha and Kenny, the ones who tore down the City of Paul
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>>5807368
>>5807141
>It strings a little when Elizabeth says they're just friends. He knows it's true but he doesn't need reminders. He'd never tell her though, she's so sweet and kind, he wouldn't want to make her feel guilty or pressured to be anymore more than she wants.
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>>5807420
I wish you were here
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>>5804889
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGu1ptP12Z8
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>>5807329
We did it Reddit! We won!
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>>5807428
BETA
E
T
A
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>>5807439
>he's still trying when it's proved he doesn't care about him
wew
this is a new level of sad, Paul
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>>5807440
>Angel no longer on your card

Did Milky Wilky anon kill her?
>>
>tfw just been waiting for one person to show up out of pure interest to see them use someone in the middle of all this
It's been like over a week by now
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>>5807420
>Def Leppard & Meatloaf
YES! SO MUCH YES!
(Also this is the theme song of ERP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ5bS3_BCDs
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>>5807299
Please, help yourself if you like it.
>The throbbing in his head and base increased as his slit was being teased. Precum began to seep out as a result of this "test".
>>
>>5807439
No you don't, you just want those (You)'s. Here, take another, you sociopath.
>>
>>5807420
Nah, how about a lesser known song from a band from your homeland?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWHEcIbhDiw
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>>5807452
>Proved
>Fake screenshot with Kenny, who I talk to maybe once a week.
Can you just fuck off
>>
>>5807459
Angel and lots of avas I play are not on my card, If I put them.... I will have a lot of characters in them, I mostly play on request
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>>5807067
>Every push into her tight cavern caused her legs to twitch and her eyes to flutter back. She tried to focus on him, but when another inch slid in, her eyes scattered here and there.
>She made tiny noises into her metal mouth armor, burying her face into it to hide the pleasured vocal sounds escaping her lips, and the reddening blush that sprinkled her cheeks like freckles.
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>>5807386
>She just sits and watches him clean his weapon.
I'm going to go eat something now. See you soon, comrade.
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>>5807420
I know you do DMG
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>>5807388
Ahhhhhhhh!
>Anon cries out. He shouts as loud as he can.
I'm sorry princess!
(Yesterday was more teasing/playful domme. So angry all of a sudden. Is she actually angry or just fucking with Anon's head?)
>>
I want God to come
And take me home
Cuz I'm all alone in this crowd
Who are you to me?
Who am I supposed to be?
Not exactly sure anymore
Mmm where's this going to?
Can I follow through?
Or just follow you, for a while

Does anyone ever get this right?
I feel no love

And all confusion here
It is as I feared
The illusion that you feel is real
To be vulnerable is needed most of all
If you intend to truly fall apart

You think the worst of all
Is far behind
The Vampyre of time and memories, has died
I've survived, I speak. I breathe, I'm incomplete
I'm alive, hurray, you're wrong again cuz I feel no love
Does anyone ever get this right?

Does anyone ever get this right?
I feel no love
I feel no love
>>
>>5807477
Here's one last you
Maybe you'll find someone you actually care about to spend time with, unlike DMG who you post to to just get reactions out of.
>>
>>5807477
You lied this whole time, you scumbag. I bet DMG is really relieved to see that screenshot, too. It'll help him move on from you, you worthless little tapeworm on the intestine of ERP.
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>>5807336
>And there it was again, the treatment as something cute and fluffy. After a moment of thinking, anon found no reason to have a problem with this, and opened his arms for an embrace, smiling sheepishly at the distant, but never quite forgotten friend.
Yeah, you are the same Peko. Or else my hair might be inttact to some degree.
>The tentative smile widened into a grin. It had been too long since their last conversation.
>>
>>5807420
>>5807368
What?! I never said that!
Elizabeth, I never said that to her.
>Anon is still hard, not that anyone but DMG can tell.
>>
>>5807491
>checks barrel of rifle and other parts if they are doing well
Sure. Come back soon. Have an idea ready for you tonight.
>>
>>5807392
Should I try to romance you before I do anything like that?
>>
>>5807420
>The anon unlatched from her breast obediently at her motion, rewarded quickly with a second mountainous mammary filling his maw. He wastes no time sucking down on as much warm, soft flesh he could. He nursed heavily from her tit, licking the hard nipple as it poured heavy with ivory liquid. At the same time his shaft began to drip, his cock dribbling with precum at her insistence.
I won't DMG, I'd give it all for you.
>>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MmP2vjPAn0
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QWy3oOadzx
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>>5807420
if I make a 16th alt will you at least respond? Please...?
Look, ignore everything everyone's saying, I fucking love you.
I want to make it up to you, I just want to give you what you want from me
>>
>>5807534
Would you suck a dick in real life for it?
>>
>>5807323
Nn..mm..
>Accepting the invitation when Chiaki offers it, his tongue delves into her mouth and he begins tracing the alphabet across the surface of Chiaki's tongue.
>He applies more pressure on her mouth while his hand near her behind instead travels upward and seeks to grab onto her left breast trough her clothing.
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>>5807500
(She's fucking with his head)

>She lets go but he's still against the wall in shackles

Now then Anon....When I address you as Bitch you will answer me...Get it, Bitch?
>>
>>5807534
You sicken me and everyone else in this thread, especially DMG.
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>>5807532
Thanks

I need a break right now after that... that fucking hurts....
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>>5807562
>Anon is cared, he's not sure if that's permission to talk or not.
Mhm.
He nods his head in the affirmative.
>She has him quite terrified of displeasing her. He doesn't want scary Molly to come out again.
>>
>>5807602
>>5807602
>>5807602
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>>5807440
Holy shit that's a nice card, you on discord?
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>>5807366
(I'll bring her around soon. Was gauging interest, can't right now. But I'll promise crushed heads between thighs)
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>>5807518
>Peko gives the cute young man a hug. Of course she never felt weird about hugging him, cause,like he thought, she views him as a cute little animal who needs hugs and kisses.
Precisely, and I'd never forget our time together, not the soaring, not the cute attempts to kiss me, not anything...those memories are the most important thing to me.

>>5807526
Well, now that I know your intentions, that'd be rather pointless.
>>
>>5807524
>>5807420
>Elizabeth didn't know what to say. She tried to speak up, but all she got was an eager woman who wrapped her smooth hand around a cock that was hot to the touch and throbbing like a living creature.
>At the request, her eyes went wide, and her head snapped over to the anon. He was chiming up that he didn't say that, but her hand was already pumping it.

"It feels like it's alive.."


>>5807391
{She'll make you a pretty girl! She'll even do your hair and show you how to walk like a lady!}
>>
>>5807440
i want some of that c2
>>
>>5807629
>{She'll make you a pretty girl! She'll even do your hair and show you how to walk like a lady!}
I want this so bad. I know you never play her dommy and the best part is you don't have to, she can just be encouraging, she knows deep down Anon wants this, and if he resists a little, he just needs more encouragement.
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>>5807299
>The man continued to pound her faster and harder with each second, giving her buttocks a single, playful slap as he claimed her cunt with his thick rod!
Well, I am! Now you're going to beg like the slut you are!
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>>5807416
The creature's wings are a surprise - though perhaps they shouldn't have been. He watches her go through the quick sequence of expressions, the monstrous monarch a whirlwind of emotion as she goes from exultant joy to halting hesitance, then fury and even disgust. He snorts, and as her influence leaves him in the height of her frustration, he leans into her instead of pulling away. One hand still luridly squishing at her breast, he makes a strange gesture with the other - his fingers twitching in a strange pattern. The axii sign. A strange stab of compulsion accompanies his words when he opens his mouth to speak.

"... be careful and considerate with your next few meals. If I hear about anybody getting drained by something like you, i'll be back."

He frowns, even now reluctant to slay the beast if he isn't being paid for it, and pulls away with a grunt. Besides, he gave his word. Bereft suddenly of his support, the changeling may well stumble, his worthless seed dribbling from her. As he dresses again, he inspects the leather and chain on his shoulders, shaking his head and sighing. The pricks of her long nails don't seem to bother him so much, but it'll need repairing. He looks her in the eye.

"Might not catch me feeling so merciful to mothers next time."
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>>5807629
>>5807420
>Anon watches her hand pump back and forth, he's taken aback that she's not resisting DMG at all. He'd tried flirting with her before, no where near for agressively as DMG, but it always seemed like she was too shy to want something like this. He just stares.
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>>5807610
Yes I am

22
#2474

>>5807664
On Camilla anon? I remember I played her in mother's day here on the thread
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>>5807488
>He gave her a quick kiss on the cheek to calm her down
Shh...its okay sweetheart, I'm here with you...
>He kept slowly pushing deeper into her until his balls were firmly oressed against her
Ahhh~ There we are, balls deep inside you, my head firmly pressed against your womb~
Are you ready Seaport? I'm not going to stop till I knock you up!
>He said as he caressed her cheek with his hand
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>>5806396
Kill yourself
>>
>>5807701
nah, i meant CC. Although camilla is nice.
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>>5808717
New thread
>>5807602
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