ERP Thread Immortal Dick Edition Previous: >>5787797

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>>5793216
Finding clients you know what I'm saying mate?

>>5793237
Shit mate. Tried ruining that relationship or something like that?
It's a tactic that'll do the shit if you pull it off. If they blopost just ham on that and take care of it.

>>5793243
I'm listening.

First for Lupin on MAXIMUM damage control

>>5793251
CARDS FOR TARDS

>>5793282
All the discordfags are, it's comedy gold

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>>5793251

>>5793282
Stop. Just fucking stop and typefuck, you worthless sack of shit. Replying to this with another meme doesn't make you clever either.

Nth for JP

>>5793270
50 (You)ros for a concentrated shitposting strike at a time at your discretion. 20 upfront, the rest when the job is done

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>>5793065
>Her ears spun more rapidly than ever before, propelling her faster, almost at the same speed as anons cock copter. Whats the logic behind this she asked herself, but at this point was afraid to find out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhPaWIeULKk

>>5793317
Hi Jade

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>>5793303
If the discord is supposed to keep them from the threads in their safespace hugbox, why are they still here?

>>5793317
Fuck off Lupin

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>>5793348
Who's my target lad? I need to know more specifics to get this shit done.
Do I need to lowkey infiltrate discords and shit as well?

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>>5793244
>I think I should buy you instead!
Listen son you know that's illegal.

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One day we will have an ERP thread with just ERP and 0 shitposts

one day

>>5793366
Virra

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>>5793336
...

>>5793370
it wont happen while your still here you autist

>>5793370
We've had it before

Reminder that if
Lore
Lupin
DMG
Owain
EGG
Marseille
Jinx
were all gone these threads would be good

>>5793370
>Paul is the voice of reason
Pack it up, this place is an accessory now. We have lost to shitposts. Leave any reply you like, it's the future you chose.

>>5793366
No target, just general shitposting to cause a toxic environment

>>5793370
Before you joined the thread it wasn't uncommon.

>There is a bunch of shitposting
>Paul magically shows up trying to act like the good guy
I wonder how the shitposting started up.

>>5793354
>The anon was running out of steam, he'd been cock coptering for far too long. He has only one chance of escape now, and it was his last resort.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRz4FY0ZcwI

>The anon flies as high as he can before he stalls, allowing himself to plummet towards his death.

>>5793399
Hi Virra

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>>5793244

>Her breathy moans were heavy with lust, Her body rocking softly as she clawed against whatever Anon was fucking her on.

Mmh..Mh-Mhhaah..~
That's gonna cost you extra, Love..~

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>>5793382
Who do they care about and who are they in this thread?
I can deal with it if I get some more specifics, lowkey can contact me as well.

>>5793410
That's my kind of jam. Want anonposts and shit as well?
It'll cost you 50 (You) more but it'll get the job done to make the place as shit as possible.

>>5793416
There haven't been shitpost free threads since the dawn of ERP threads

>>5793418
Lupin started this night's shit. Surprisingly it wasn't Paul

>>5793398
I'm so fucking confused over the strike witch. She's just a random anon who picked up an ava. Why the hell is she in all this?

>>5793444
Better offer, i'll help you shitpost threads you don't like in return

>>5793282
>>5793303
>>5793317
>>5793361
>>5793453
>I literally (literally) said I shitpost for this exact purpose and so people choose the discord over the threads
>It only made it worse
Keep it UP guys

>>5793454
t. Lupin

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>This entire thread.
Fuck it, this is now a YTP thread.
http://youtu.be/NZVKr6QJcY4

>>5793398
You'd guys just turn on each other.
You see what happened the week paul didn't come to the threads?

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>>5793481
Shit cunt, that's a fucking straight up good plan.

>>5793203 (Suzume)
>he let out a small moan as his crotch finally got some attention
Pl- please... ah... pull it out...

>>5793486
No one cares Owain

>>5793486
Go back to your hugboxes and Literally never leave

>it's literally just four or five people
Come on, you dumb niggers...

>>5793453
>Paul starts using gelbooru pictures and his normal layout of naming images with spaces and no caps to pretend to be people
>Lupin "magically" crops up >>5791554
>Lipin comes out from lurking to say this person with the gelbooru names isn't him
>Shitposting ensues

>It wasn't Paul

>>5793496
Shitposters honor famalam
Which threads need funposting?

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Really though, the hugbox discord is a retarded idea

anyone who shitposts there will get banned, and just ruin these threads while a smart discord admin would just tell people to block the retard

I tried doing that with my last server, but nobody joined since it was well, my server

Braveanon had that for awhile but couldn't handle the shitposting so he changed his name to mootykins and banned everybody he didn't like, sending all the cancer right back here

Discords in the first place are awful, they produce incessant circlejerking and cancer

example being /ssbg/, was a nice general, people getting together and playing smash bros but OH NO HERE COMES CHAZO WITH HIS DISCORD SERVER WOW GUYS CHAZO IS SO COOOOOL and then the general slowly died

/ERP/ is the exact same thing, Virra and his mod team is our Chazo

//rant

>>5793494
Hi paul

>>5793524
Hi lupin

>>5793491
Objectively best YTP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEVago2PKn0

>>5793433

H-How much?
>Asked the human as he viciously pounded her android cunt over and over, his hands lifting her legs before planting a sloppy, long kiss on her lips.
Hmmhm~!!

>>5793544
Hi Jinx

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>>5793531
The usual. ERP is lowkey real easy and good. Same with Hoshi in HG, shit's tops.
Try it out one of these days man.

>>5793574
Hi Iowa

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Meow

>>5793574
Nope, nice try Lupin. Try again!

>>5793366
EGG

>>5793533
>The problem with discord is that people nobody likes comes here
That's the fucking opposite of a problem you retard. In fact that's why the discord is good. The retards that demand shit and shit the place up like you have to wallow here while anybody with common decency can find some haven.
Get fucked. Now you worthless shits meme on this post and prove me right.

>>5793588
Hi Jade

>>5793585
Hi Clown

>>5793580
HG is easier or harder than this shitheap?

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>>5793500
>She begins to gyrate her hips

Pull out what Anon?...Tell me~

>>5793533
But LD, why should the discord admin care about the quality of the threads when it comes at a cost of the quality of their discord? Those two things are completely unrelated, seems like the good admin would just drop the hammer instead of letting shitposters run wild to keep the sanctity of the threads from being harmed
t. Paid shill

>>5793544
>Someone found out what I did
>Throw the "hi x" meme at them
Take a (you) Paul. Your samefagging is more obvious and forced then your hatred of Mecha.

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>>5793419
>She saw anon stop for a moment before plummeting past her
>She had feared the worst, but realized she had won the battle, the battle with stamina
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YCN-a0NsNk

>>5793617
But if the discord is so good why do they come back to the threads?

>>5793649
Hi Mecha

>>5793649
Keep trying, there are only so many more names you can throw out. Your getting closer!

>>5793656
To shitpost

>>5793617
But the thread survived for months without discord nor any of this problem. Why is it all popping up now?

Tbh Kuroe is one of the hotter fucks around here and would be top-tier if the images that went along with her posts were of barely-legal pettanko Kuroe.

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>>5793560

>Her needy lips pushed up against Anons, using what little control she had to intertwine her tongue with his, breaking the deep kiss only to respond, panting heavily in the process as a few strands of saliva kept their mouths somewhat connected.

A-As much as I want...!~

>>5793684
>Your
Hi Lupin

>>5793588
>Licks the knot

>>5793656
Attention.
>>5793690
Shitposters with an axe to grind.

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>>5793617
>>5793645
The very existence of a discord divides the community between the people on the server and the people not on the server.
>Abraham lincon quote about houses that can't stand

>>5793698
You got a discord?

>>5793685
And rp, don't forget that massive detail

>>5793656
Same reason you check on your family in prison. You hope one day they get better, but they just rots and becomes less bearable by the day just to "fit in" in a place that only turns them into worthless shitheads.

>>5793690
Before Discord it was IRC shitting the place up. Splinter communities have never been anything but bad news for any thread. Like ever.

>>5793633
Please... haa... touch my cock...

>>5793696
Hi Lupin

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>>5793588

>>5793698

Then you're worth it~ I'm gonna buy you and make you mine~!
>Said the male as he continued to thrust harder, faster and deeper into the android, feeling his cock spit small amounts of precum into her.

>>5793675
>>5793684
How to Paul samefag.
Step 1: Hi x
Step 2: Deny
Step 3: Take a screencap with more then one (you) and edit it to be only 1
Step 4: Repeat

Everything with you is cycles from DMG to rping to samefagging. Except two of those cycles are done.

>>5793714
Hi Lupin

>>5793717
Hi Owain

>>5793731
Did I please you master?

>>5793738
Hi mecha

>>5793738
Hi LD

>>5793738
Hi Mecha

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Hey everyone!

>>5793717
But my family isn't in prison, im not nigg- Owain.
Besides, its like being in Pakistan. Prison or not, its all a barren shithole

>>5793754
Not quite yet
>unzips

>ctrl+F
>"Hi"
100 of 100

holy fuck

>>5793784
Go home while you still can. >>5792309

>>5793717
>family in prison
Hi Owain.

>>5793787
>slobbers messily on master's [UNDEFINED] genitals
Ouuuuuuuuuuh~! I am masters horny little slut~~~~!

>>5793791
Hi Hi

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>>5793533
>hugbox discord
>from the person who actually made their own hugbox discord

How do you know what goes on in the Discord when you're banned from it? Futhermore, because the Discord is smart enough to ban faggots from posting means they're making the threads worse. Shouldn't the solution be that people should be banned from here more often? And who said that letting faggots shitpost on the Discord means that the shitposting will stop here? I mean, it's not like they won't just shitpost in both fucking places. You get rid of cancer, you don't let it fester.

>Discord is a circlejerk

Yes, totally unlike here. No one circlejerks here.
>100000000 "Hi X" posts later

>>5793791
Put a space after the Hi.

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>>5793793
Why anon? What's going on?

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>>5793703

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>The old soldier looks grimly out over the barren wasteland, shaking his head at the state of the place.
>He leans over his battered armour, a small pot of polish in one hand, and a dirty rag in the other.
>With gentle strokes he wipes away the grit and grime of the day's battles, taking note of all the new dents and scars the old plates have accrued.
>Under his breath, he hums a tune almost half a century older than he is.

>>5793813
Hi Kyouko

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>>5793813
> because the Discord is smart

>>5793805
>begins to slurp sluttily as xer [REDACTED] is manipulated
You love it, don't you

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>>5793714
(Used to be on the old one, Don't have it anymore..~)

>>5793735
>She was putty in his hands, Her body shaking as the little robot tried her best to push herself against him, A breathy cry of pure pleasure leaking past her lips with nearly every push.

H-Haah...Mmhah...
Get In.. Nnh.. Line...~

>>5793828
>fucks his ass and he cums
S'good.

>>5793831
Not even close

>>5793813
Reminder that discord is what started paul and ld in the first place

>>5793813
>Making the memelords ever admit their forced hate bullshit is the real cringe criclejerk nobody likes
Don't man you'll just get Hi'd again. They have no self awareness anymore.

>>5793828
Hi Fronk

>>5793817
Allot of shit. Imagine the Hoshi letter thing and double the shitposting while removing the normal posts between the shitposting and make it take up a huge chunk of the thread.

>>5793849
Paul and DMG*

>>5793813
Hey Paul

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>>5793733

>>5793836
i do ido ido do do do i doo~~~~ your [REDACTED] is so delicious master!!~!!~!!
>waggles tongue around master's delicious hir-parts and giggles fuckingly

Reminder that Jinx lurks both the new discords for her master

I bet it's Hoshi shitposting here now

>>5793696
the shitposters who go after her would report her for those
shes stated how shes wanted to use lewds but knows lolicon can get her banned

>>5793833
thread has Paul and hi faggots
Your greentext and dank picture don't mean shit.

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>>5793720
>She giggles and slides back unzipping him letting his cock feel the fresh air

Now now...What can I do with this?~

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>>5793855
Oh fuck, someone kill me so I can go back to HG!

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(One last try)

>>5793869
Mmmmm FUCK, Lupin i'm going to come!
>bends over suddenly and showers the room with baby juice

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>>5793851
>There's a gruff snort from behind the mask.
...
>The massive bulk squints at the Anon, sizing them up.
... hey, squirt.
>One of the hulk's large hands reaches out to pat the anon's head.

>>5793911
>last
Like 6 people responded last time and got ignored

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>>5793911
Post cards in 1 last attempt to reclaim the threads!

>>5793918
You're a big guy.

>>5793918
Stop supporting the anonymous shit posting brigade, you were great before Jinx infected you with her cancer and now you defend her without question like a white knight.

>>5793754
>>5793787
>>5793805
>>5793836
>>5793869
>>5793915
I'm fucking dead.

>>5793915
WOWIE-ZOWIE MASTER!!!~!! THAT'S SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SEXY!!!11!!!11
>fawns over master as cher juices splash into his dumb fucking mask and shakes with ecstasy as he blushes extremely so much very well
>cums

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>>5793911
(Stuck between Tali, Elsa or Rei)

>>5793905
This is only going to hurt for a little bit.
>The Anon pulls out a knife before stabbing the kid in the heart.
You'll be in a better place soon...

>>5793911
C-Can I see Elsa's titties?

>>5793839
H-Ha! Y-You are really something else! N-Nnngh~!
>After a barrage of merciless thrusts, the man released string after string of his seed deep inside the slutty android, filling her love tunnel with his cum.
A-Ahh~! You felt incredible!

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>>5793936
>Hands anon a cookie

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>>5793949
T-thanks...
>dies

It's just so fucking awkward to see Luffy force himself on an ava... why does he try to play protagonist so much?

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>>5793929
(Three people responded: one for Rei (or asking), one for Tali, and one for Raven)

>>5793946
>>5793951
(Now Elsa - 2, Tali - 2, Raven - 1, Rei - 2)

>>5793931
Hey Luffy.

My fetish is for someone to approach me wearing a mask, usually one that makes them impossible for me to tell them apart from anyone else. I really enjoy it if I call for just any old person, but then someone that I know bursts out instead, tears off their mask, and tries hitting it off with me after failing once or twice before.

Think you can do that for me? Please?
:)

>>5793946
Ah, is mother Ritsuko up for any worship tonight from her pet?

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>>5793951
(request granted)

>>5794004
Hi Lupin.

>>5793945
>his fuckboy semen lands directly i-in xer clit, immediately impregnating xer
Kukuku you'd better take responsibility

>>5793988
Fucking savage

I can't wait for Luffy's "epic" comeback!

>>5793937
Hello Virra

>>5793971
>not replying to anything
>not erp
>not referencing anything in the thread

Yep. It's Discord.

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>>5793868
>Filename
You should get more~

>>5793988
Hi Paul

>>5794039
Hi Virra

>>5794018
ooh gosh master I cant believe youre pregnant and with my kid too!!~~~~!!111~~~!!11!!!!
>helps master take care of their child, no matter how much of a deformed and monstrous freak ey turns out to be

>>5794009
>>5793951
MILKY
WILKY~
YUM YUM

>>5794053
Hi Nue

>>5794009
T-Those are some really nice fucking tits, E-Elsa...

I'd grope and touch and feel the lactating shit out of them! S'matter of a fact, I think I'll do just fucking that right now!

>Anon grabs the cold tits as tightly as his fierce hands allow him to.

>>5794065
Hi Midna

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>>5794004
(Of course, she is)

>>5794065
Hi Moot

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>>5793954

>It didn't take much of Anon's hot, gooey cum to fill her, resulting in quite a bit gushing out of her aching pussy, mixing with her own love juices as she ran a figure through it, licking it off her gloved hand with a dirty grin.

Mmh...you weren't half bad yourself, handsome...~
That nice, big cock of your filled me right up...~

>>5794009
m-mommy
>latches onto one of the titty-witties
*gulp* *Schlorp* *splurch*
M-milky...
>groans and begins to swell up from the bottom of his gut
wiiiiiiiiiiiIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!

https://youtu.be/GkAPQXX0AEY?t=31

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>>5793988
How about Donald Trump, claiming he will make ERP great again? Is that sexy enough for you?

>>5794020
Is this what you mean?

>>5793951
>Elsa
>Not wanting Falco
Are you fucking gay?

>>5794055
Yes.......................but there's something important I have to do now
>sends the baby, christened "Paul", back into time with plenty of milky wilkies to sustain him for the voyage

Holy shit did Luffy just post child porn?

What's the discord?

>>5794116
>bra
No

>>5794099
This is honestly the most pathetic thing I've ever seen a person do in the threads.

Okay, third most after LD and Lupin.

>>5794090
That's because your tight pussy was simply amazing, sweetheart~
>Said the human with a smirk before kissing her again, reaching for his pants, pulling them back in place.
Nnngh~

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>>5793911
I need a talon job right fucking now

>>5794087
That's wonderful to hear, okaasan! Maybe things will clear up around here during the time we play together...
>He hopefully suggests, crawling over and nuzzling into her leg with his head.
Probably not, but I can dream!

So what will you all do when the Avas are shooed away and all you're left with is shitposters? Just circlejerk all day about how you dislike x gone ava and how x anon is x gone person?

>>5794099
>when you're so insecure about yourself you fake photos of yourself having sex to try and one up anons on an ERP thread on 4chan

>>5794124
https://discord.gg/CpYdU

>>5794133
It's not even the third most cringey thing on the thread with all this fucking (you) fishing.

>>5794133
Hi Iowa

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>>5794133
WAIT WAIT WAIT!
I can be more pathetic; honest!

>>5794145
Go to Mootykins' server. It's better than the other discords!

>inb4 hi mooty / shill

>>5794145
Sounds amazing

>>5794172
Sup JP

>>5794137
Damn it, it's this slut again... So what are you going to do this time? Tease and torment me like always?

>>5794145
Yes.

>>5793911
I want Falco to wombo combo my ass.

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>>5794137
(That would hurt)

>>5793982
Gonna break this tie.
Elsa!

>>5794145
Hi artist formely known as Lupin

>>5793982
Tali!

>>5794208
she's a big girl

>>5793982
There is no one ELSA I would love to worship than Elsa!

>>5794169
You shouldn't even be trying at all. Or do you want to be the next Mecha?

>>5794208
You're a big bird

>>5793982
Rei would be nice.

>>5794231
Hi Mecha

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>>5794213
>>5794222
(Kek)
(Falco - 2, Rei - 2, Elsa - 3, Tali - 3, Raven - 1)

>>5794246
Falco

>>5794246
Show me da quarian pussi b0ss

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>>5793628
Harder unless you pick Hoshi mate.
Lowkey he's easier than any of you fuckers.

>>5794246
Rei

How do you fuckers ever do it.

I cannot into typefucking, I can't into writefagging, hell general ideas don't work.

It just makes me cringe so fucking hard if it's ever in a form digestable by other human beings.

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>>5794231
Well, everyone else is so desperate to make fun of me for one mistake that I didn't even realize was that bad and shitposting instead of trying to do erp here...
So why not?

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>>5794135
Mmh...I'm glad you enjoyed it...~
Now pay up, you had your fun...

>She took her time to pull her clothing back on, kissing back lightly with a soft moan.

>>5794246
Elsa

ITT we rate every single joke avatar.

Mootykins>Mecha>Jiro>Lupin>Virra>Owain>Paul>Luffy

>>5794172
It'd be nice to get an invite.

>>5793904
>he does not answer, panting in pleasure as somehow even feeling the wind blow against him made him feel good

>>5794246
Raven.

>>5794261
how much to shitpost EGG

>>5794268
Because it makes you appear even more butthurt about it than the actual anons themselves

>>5794268
What did you even do?

>>5794268
J...just put it i-in my clit senpai.

>>5794267
Don't overthink it anon, its just like writing a story with someone else!
It's also not everyone's cup of tea so its entirely okay if you don't like it.

>>5794246
>>5794229

>>5794278
Jiro is cool though.

>>5794246
Elsa for sure

>I want to ERP but someone is in front of my computer playing console games

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH sorry anons

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(fuck it, we'll leave it to fate)
(1 - Elsa, 2 - Rei, 3 - Tali, 4 - Falco)

>>5794290
he tortured the Junko probably

>>5794311
JUST DRINK ANOTHER KALE SMOOTHEE, SLUT!

>>5794278
One day it will be nothing /but/ joke avas. This is the future we chose.

Jiro's MXC is legit the best, though.

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>>5794268
>one mistake

More like several

Like this one

>>5794311
who the fuck are you and why should we care?

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>>5794142
>She smiles and pets them

Now now this place isn't as bad as it could be

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>>5794285
How much you offering? Doesn't sound like a job that's hard.
Lowkey I'd charge you 50, but we'll make a deal.

>>5794267
i abandon my shame and channel on the power of my arousal to move my fingers like a puppeter does with his dolls.
of course if this place gets shitposted to death i'll only have typefucked twice in my three/four weeks here

>>5794294
It's hard not to overthink it when you cringe yourself to uselessness within three words.

Then again it might help if I wasn't a massive degenerate.

>>5794272

Right, right~
>The male happily paid for her "services" with two bills of $20, shoving them in between her breasts before licking her lips.
Worth every cent~

>>5794336
how does 50 (you)s work exactly

>>5794328
Cute

>>5794334
Morrigan

spaghetti

>>5794326
>Jiro's MXC is legit the best, though.

And his Eddo.

Reminder that Jiro only plays his joke avas to make everyone smile and be happy, especially when he himself is feeling down.

>>5794373
regretti

>>5794372
Just take it easy for tonight and come back tomorrow.

>>5794338
>Cringe
Like, are you cringing at your own writing or because you're rping?
If its the latter this may not be something you should do.

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>>5794282
Oh, I know~....

>She smirks and slides down even lower keeping eye contact she licks her lips and just barely places them near his aching cock

>>5794373
LOSE YOURSELf

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>>5794289
(Buddy; listen. I was the laughing stock here the first day I set my foot in here. If you think me making fun of myself even more at this point would make me appear even more butt hurt, you are WAY too late on that party!)

>>5794290
(Anonymously posted something to Double in response to her "Gun or Nun" question, asking her what gun is. When she reposted as Jinx, I realized I rped with her a couple times and posted a starter to see if she was interested. Apparently that wasn't proper behavior here and so here I am.)

>>5794293
(Ah, the classics...)

>>5794328
(Well, one mistake in my ERP days.)
(More or less referring to Luffy.)

>>5794281
https://discord.gg/gAZc4

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C'mon people.
Less talking, more action!
>Poses.
Bow, where the babes at?

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>>5794364
Pay me 50(You) on paypal. It's a new currency.
Or subscribe to my Patreon, I'll take it.

>>5794379
Wow what a saint :kappa:

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>>5794313
(Time For The Future )

>The young Quarian girl walks into the lounge her head hung low. Her hands nervously play with each other while she walks over to the bar. This wasn't normally her scene but... her suit implants weren't working to her satisfaction. She needed the real experience. Sitting at the bar she orders a bright pink drink.

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>>5794410
PASTA, PASTA, FEED ME PASTA

>>5794335
>He hums with delight, softly taking her hand to kiss it.
Thank you, mother dearest. And as long I'm with you, I guess it could always be worse~

>>5794278
But luffy plays Amy, for that reason alone, I can never, ever, dislike him.

>>5794379
I do like MXC more because he seems to put a lot of effort into it.

But yeah, Jiro's joke avas are pretty much a siren that he's feeling downer than usual.

odds sleep
evens dick around

>>5793931
Is it too late for some fun with Miss Fortune?

>>5794372
no choice but to just chill and hope they go away soon, pal

>>5794410
they're around, but you gotta find them first

>>5794434
Now if only he could play Amy with a semblance of Amy's personality.

>>5794451
>giving luffy a positive (you)

Fucking kys

>>5794402
>Anonymously posted something to Double in response to her "Gun or Nun" question, asking her what gun is. When she reposted as Jinx, I realized I rped with her a couple times and posted a starter to see if she was interested. Apparently that wasn't proper behavior here and so here I am
Am I missing something? What's so bad about this?

>>5794389
I'm cringing at the very concepts I'm dealing with

Like putting my fetishes into words causes the reality of my degeneracy to finally dawn on me.

And this is just from getting approached by vorefags which is pretty tame.

>>5794473
Hi Lupin

>>5794434
This desu.
Same with Daisy as well.
>>5794463
>Implying anyone here is perfectly IC
Even SEGA themselves can't seem to get her character straight.

{Warframe's tiring me out.}
{Evens I switch to Overwatch, Odds I get some quickies in and finish up some ERPs from the past few days!}

>>5794418
>From across the bar, a nondescript human gives the Quarian a friendly wave. He turns to the bartender and exchanges a few words, and when her drink arrives she's told he covered its cost.
>He doesn't look... terrible. Just near-painfully ordinary.

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>>5794434
Heh; thanks anon!

>>5794463
What personality outside of "SONIC-CHAN"?

>>5794451
Hmm...
I think we can still CLAW something up for us to do~

>>5794463
>>5794434

I could pick up Amy and do a better job than Mr. "I-In my clit" can do. Unless you all want a different Sonic Ava?

>>5794480
What's your fetish?

>>5794489
Very nice blog, subscribed

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>>5794489
{Welp, the roll has chosen.}
{Im hoping I can finish the scenes from the past few days}

>>5794486
You say that as if it's an excuse.

>>5794491
All the better to rape.

>>5794495
Do it do it do it do it.

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>>5794474
Nope; that's all there is.
Are you really that surprised about that?

>>5794486
And thank you~!

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>>5794495
>Implying you will
We know you won't.

>>5794495
>Amy
>personality
relf

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>>5794339
Glad you got your money's worth...~

>Tucking the cash in a bit farther, she finished suiting up, blowing a kiss to Anon ad a goodbye~

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>>5794446
Well, fuck. I guess orandy fits the bill for that but if no interest I'm just going to sleep early.

>>5794514
Chug bleach instead.

>>5794491
plz sit on my lap

>>5794516
Yeah, it kinda is.
When Sonic Team can't give her a consistent character, then why should he?
Amy now is basically whatever the writers want her to be at any given moment.

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>>5794516
R-rape?
>She inquired, curious yet appalled by it.
B-but sir...
It can't be rape if I'm willing to have sex with you, right?

>>5794491
Well then!
Come here you cute little kitty!
>pats lap

>>5794527
>Chocolate anon raises his mug in something like a toast.
Do that kind of thing often?

>>5794505
I'm mostly a transformation fagget, with a minor in taking regular fetishes and doing stupid things with them. Too much exposure to weird porn.

>>5794514
Gimme some of dat seaport hime

>>5794545
>basically whatever the writers want her to be at any given moment.
That can also be used to describe current Sonic games.

>>5794557
Hi Lupin

>>5794514
I want Elizabeth to buy me food and go on a picnic with me.

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>>5794541
>Grinning with a toothy grin at him, she lowers her skirt and panties, crawling over to him as she nimbly flips herself up onto his lap, her perky ass sticking out to the right.
Like this~?

>>5794557
Oh, yes sir!
>She chortles with a blush, striding over to him, latching her arms around his neck to embrace him as she sits down on his lap as desired.
You're so adorable to~

Lupin sees himself as the P5 protagonist when he's more like Mitsuo from P4

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>>5794574
>The seaport waved at the anon, her eyes and horn thrumming in curiosity at why they wanted her.

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>>5794490
>Tali looks over at the man she was told paid for her drink. It was hard to tell what she felt, her face covered by a helmet, her shoulders slumped slightly.

Oh... hello. Thank you. Who are you?

>>5794592
What kind of request is that?

>>5794606
Lupin is a female.

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>>5794514
Want to keep on going or are you too tired?

>>5794390
>he tries to thrust hard enough to enter her mouth, but only manages to graze against her lips, which is already enough to get a moan out of him

>>5794556
This is NOTHING like Ms. Fortune would say! This is exactly what we're talking about, goddamn it...

>>5794601
>You're so adorable to
>to

>>5794616
It says right in the card that thats one of the things she would enjoy.

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>>5794559
Nah, just needed $30.
Got an extra ten outta him...
If I play it up a bit, they tend to give out more...~

>>5794601
Like that, just like that, pawfecto
If I undid my pants, do you think you could give me a blowjob?

>>5794609
Boobs?

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>>5794592
>She already has the picnic basket hanging off of one arm and a checkered blanket folded under the other. She grinned from ear to ear at the anon.
"Well what're you waiting for? I know some absolutely wonderful places for a picnic spot!"

>>5794536
Now, I've always wanted a handjob from you, Installation. But this is another story.

>>5794578
Not gonna say you're wrong.
Sonic has had some really shitty character writing, especially since Colors onwards.
Maybe Project 17 will change that, I hope.

https://strawpoll.de/9gg4y32

>>5794514
Can you please rub me with your panties, Kuroe?

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>>5794609

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>>5794646
>The seaport had to supply, after all. Why else was she here?
>Her claws were dexterous at cutting through the material of her own sweater. The anon's view was gifted with a set of breasts that could practically be pillows.

>>5794646
Aye

>>5794653
(omgomgomg is this really happening? Please be a serious post.)
"Y-you too."
>Anon said befuddledly

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>>5794644
That's good to hear...
>She moans out, lightly licking his lips, before eyeing his erect pants, wiggling into them.
PAWSIBLY...
One way to find out~!

>>5794666
Where's the Mootykins option?

>>5794615
>Alright, she's talking to you. Just don't blow it and you're golden. Now, don't come on too strong, but be sure to say something cool. Make an impression.
Just a face in the crowd, baby.
>He visibly cringes at his own line, own emotions rather more visible as he mentally kicks himself.
... I mean, i'm James. I'm an engineer. Well. Sort of an engineer. Engineer in training? Hope to get assigned to a ship someday but for now i'm just learning the ropes. I hear Quarians grow up on ships and spend their whole lives fixing things. Is that true?

>>5794666
>Luffy blatantly voting for himself

Sad

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>>5794654
You don't count. Especially because of the other day. I think I'm just going to sleep, bye fag.

>>5793387
S-so suave.

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>>5794428
Such a good boy~

>She continues to pet him and coo at him

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>>5794675
"Naughty Mister Anon! Why would you want that?"
>Not like Kuroe would turn down such an offer. She scooted into place and stuck her tongue out at them.

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>>5794678
Not bad at all. I like them in and out of the sweater.

>>5794699
Mootykins is alright though. That looks like a joke lineup.

>>5794693
Now, you obviously upped your dialogue because you were called out on it, but Ms. Fortune would never be as slutty as you depict her to be. You have to do more Ms. Fortune and less sucky-chan.

>>5794731
>ONLY PURE CHRISTIAN VIRGIN WAIFUS IN MY TYPEFUCKING
Brush your teeth with cyanide

>>5794727
Well yeah, but Mootykins is the protagonist that has fun with the he'll around her without enticing the fire.

>>5794731
>have to play a character slutty in an ERP thread
Stop the presses.

>>5794723
>He slowly kissed up her arm, leaving soft marks of his loving lips suckling on some sweet spots as he places his hands on the lounge sofa she was sitting on.
Mother dearest...may I come up to continue kissing you? Please? My lips long for your endearing skin...

>>5794666
>no Innocent Boy
shit poll desu

>>5794693
Pawfect
>One hand rubbing down her back, he undoes his pants
Please give me some of that good fortune

>>5794748
*hell

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>>5794689
>She looped an arm around the anon's own as she strided through the city, the bottom of her dress flowing around her feet with the wind her feet were picking up. She hummed along to a stray tune in her head, stopping by a public park that looked empty at the time.
"How's that? Or would you like somewhere more private?"
>She practically chirped like a song bird, her gaze falling onto her partner.

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>>5794731

>>5794731
Here's how this things work.
Either your character is rape bait or a massive slut.
>First meeting with this faceless individual
>gotta fuck him

>Someone is this angry that people like luffy
lmao, regardless of what you do, people will always like the guy, despite your efforts to fuck with him.

>>5794755
Got meme'd into irrelevance

>>5794678
>He places a hand on one of the creamy mounds of flesh a sinks his fingers into it.
Mmmm...you're pretty plump, I bet you'd make some delicious milk with these tits

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>>5794731
>erp thread
>too slutty

Next time, I'll have to remember to go on at least three dates beforehand.

>>5794601
>He placed both his hands on her round ass cheeks and gave them a firm squeeze.
Unnfff, you're one sexy cat, i bet all sorts of men give you long looks huh?

>>5794769
Ohaiyo Luffy

>>5794768
Heyo Lore

>Someone complaining about how a character is played
Is this M girl or whatever it is? I don't know shit witch names.

Be my friend

>>5794714
Okay...

Goodnight, Installation. Sleep well!

>>5794796
>Implying
On that subject, though, please play some more Amy soon, luffy

>>5794768
>>5794767
>>5794749
>>5794747
>>5794797
>>5794792

>erp writing standards this low

No wonder you fucks get easily baited and whatnot. Holy shit, respect the character you play.

>>5794800
Ok deal

>>5794766
"More private?"
>Anon asked gulping. He was nervous around Elizabeth. He's a nervous sort around most women, and Elizabeth was cute enough to make him twice as nervous.

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>>5794630
>She laughed and decided to take a bit of pity on the poor bastard and popped the tip into her mouth...Yet went no further than that

>>5794811
ok

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>>5794811

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>>5794774
>A loud gasp escaped the seaport as she was groped. The nipple on that breast he had gripped already was hardening from his touch, and she looked away, feeling flustered and embarassed.
"T-thank you, sir."

>>5794726
>She nodded to the anon, putting her claws over her chest absentmindedly. She wasn't used to just exposing herself willy-nilly, after all.

>>5794677
>She stared back at the cyan eyes, not knowing if she should ask what the hell they were doing. Were they interested in the glowing?