HG.
I want 24.
Lord Beerus
Maria and Harusame
The Star-Spangled Heroine
>>5761428
Ningyo
Rika
>>5761402
Yeah, yeah, whatever.
I'm pretty sure it's JUST negative, actually, yeah.
>>5761412
I'd rather I do than not. Who likes coming off as weak, right?
Princess Nino
>>5761428
Chocolate Elf Maid
Mashiro
Dante
>>5761428
Kaito
>>5761419
It is? You still put effort into it.
>>5761428
Ririchiyo
Sleep tight pizza
Minnie May
>>5761453
Yep. Let's let it go.
...Man, I remember having a dictionary a while back, but I never used it at all... Should I pick it up so I can use words like floccinaucinihilipilificate?
Rob
Yukine's fetish
>>5761453
I mean, I don't mind it, but I don't have to fight like you do.
Gaku Yashiro
Sabitsuki
Leinyan
>>5761499
Kuga?
YA BOI GUZMA
>>5761484
If you want an even fancier word for "useless", I guess.
And just because it has more syllables doesn't mean it's good.
>>5761493
Yeah, exactly. It's...tough. Just...tough.
I guess it's a human thing, not wanting to come off as weak. Or a organic one. I dunno.
>>5761506
Haha, yeah, real funny.
>>5761515
>kissu
When did you get so cute, Kuga?
I still need five more after Guzma.
Late Archer
>>5761499
So, you're really cured right? I can throw out the measurements?
>>5761513
Hmm.. It always feels like I'm missing out on things like that.
>>5761522
>swipes at you with her pipe
Gah!
>>5761525
Ninooooo
>>5761534
Huuuh?
Oh, it's you.
Yeah, throw out the measurement things or whatever you had on me.
>>5761513
I mean, y'know, gotta get England off my back for being simple and to the point. Apparently I have to use BIG words to prove I'm a gentlewoman.
If it has more syllables, logic dictates that it's good! Like, for example, pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis! That's a huge word, so it must be a good thing!
Gundam Tanaka
filler
Use as remaining tribites
>>5761546
Are you sure you want your name to be drawn-out?
...
And two more. Or I can enter other things.
Pupper
>>5761568
Janemba
>>5761547
Alright, consider it done, I'm glad we didn't have to resort to that, humanity means a lot apparently.
>>5761568
Yep, I'm sure.
>>5761583
...
I made it your nickname.
That took a while. It should've been done by now.
Check. Request. Five minutes.
>>5761599
The heroine'll take care of the kid in her district, don't you worry now! Go ahead, my friend!
>>5761599
Looks ready to go.
>>5761534
Hey, you still got it better off than us with that, huh? You don't have to worry about crap.
>>5761551
Well, he's an idiot. Do you even REMEMBER what that means?
>>5761599
Sure.
>>5761503
You awake over there? We're about to start.
>>5761580
Apparently? Of course it means something to me! Why the hell wouldn't I want to keep it?
>>5761599
If you could make my name just Sterling Archer I'd appreciate it and holy shit Ririchiyo long time no see.
>>5761599
Maybe a shorter name will give me more of an edge.
>>5761614
...In my context, it's a she, but Alfred would probably say the same. And of course I know what it means, silly! It means... Um... It means something about a really bad lung disease! Right?
>>5761471
Long time no see
>>5761620
Ok.
>>5761608
I don't think it's a kid.
>>5761625
It's still your nickname.
Here we go.
>>5761614
I wouldn't say that, all it takes is a guy with the company's password to completely screw me up.
>>5761616
I say apparently because I've never had one nor can someone give me an explanation of what it truly is, all I know is people cherish.
>>5761641
Don't go destroying the cards now Mr. God of destruction.
>>5761641
...It's not a kid? What the... You sure it's not a kid? Because no teenager or adult looks like that!
Oh, and I don't know how to shuffle decks, sorry! You can find someone else to help ya, right?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>>5761641
I want nino to shuffle my deck.
>>5761641
>>5761457
Ready to play. Well...after you shuffle.
>>5761655
...You never even learnt that? Jeez... Just give me those, I'll do it for you.
>>5761654
Exactly. You couldn't possibly understand it.
>>5761657
There's two of them.
>>5761641
...
I told you you wouldn't like this.
>>5761665
T-The heroine's got no time to be shufflin' cards, y'know? I'm too busy doing heroic things! Like... Things!
>Amelia hands her the deck, looking a bit embarrassed by the whole thing.
Take your time, don't lemme rush ya!
>>5761673
What's an OTK?
>>5761665
... I'm glad you got helped then.
>>5761673
I-I didn't mean it...
>>5761673
>>5761681
One-turn Knockout, a slangterm in trading card games to defeat your opponent from nearly full hitpoints in a single turn, as the name would suggest.
>>5761673
This game takes eight days.
>>5761681
One Turn Kill.
Winning in a single turn.
>>5761687
I told you.
>>5761628
Oh, whatever, you know what I mean!
And what possible reason could you use that in a conversation, aside from specifically citing it as a really long and difficult word?
>>5761654
Aside from the fact that you've got backups.
...Wait, are you like, connected? Online?
>>5761691
>One turn Kill
Or that. Sorry it's early.
>>5761691
There aren't any arena events, either.
>>5761699
Close enough.
>>5761673
I barely got time to make strategies.
It just happens.
>>5761681
Oh. You weren't the person I was shuffling.
...Eh, hell.
>shuffles the cards quickly and excellently and hands them back
>>5761686
Yeah, me too... Even if it just happened like, outta nowhere. This girl just approached and magic'd it away.... Damn convenient.
>>5761691
Did I ever tell you about the time I got jumped by 4 guys in an alley?
>>5761701
I regret doing this.
>>5761705
It's turn-based. You have time.
>meme games
Why even bother?
I pray for death...
>>5761673
Machinas are a PERFECTLY-VALID deck! This is what I get for giving you tips!?
>>5761709
>Grumble grumble.
>>5761709
Yeah, whatever.
Hey, we're swapping cards. Hand them over.
>>5761714
We all do, brother. We all do......
>>5761712
better than no games
>>5761712
The normal games couldn't be hosted.
...
And I'm not creative enough to make a second proper one.
>>5761709
Two Ninos....
>>5761689
>>5761691
...Huh. So it's a thing that can make you win in just one turn, and everyone's setting up for it for some reason? You really do learn something new everyday... Thank you both for helping me out on this!
>>5761698
I mean, c'mon now. I haven't been cheeky the whole day, just gimme this one thing!
Well, really, you can only use it for one thing; saying that you have pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis! I mean, were you expecting a noun to be used any other way? C'mon, now.
>>5761705
Hehe, Alfred may use glasses, but it seems that you need them more than he does~
>She takes them back, stuffing them in her pocket.
Thank you kindly for shuffling it for me, dude!
>>5761723
Hahahahhahaa.
No.
>>5761724
Im honestly tempted to host the total drama simulator. Just for the sake of doing something different
>>5761734
you'd rather the thread be dead with the same three people posting constantly until the thread dies?
>>5761714
Sorry.
>>5761717
You should try a Zombie deck.
>>5761730
You win by beating the other person in a duel. The quicker you do it, the less time they have to set up, too.
Slow decks are bad.
>>5761735
You can take entries. I'll keep doing this.
...
I won't enter.
>>5761724
Oh.
And I couldn't decide on what angle I should take it to, either.
>>5761691
Ah, these stories consist of just one round wins or comebacks.
>>5761698
The backups are for if my memory is damaged or my body is destroyed, if someone knows my password they control me, but yes I am, most of the time, in some of the arenas I don't get a signal.
>>5761701
I'm going to do this quickly.
>>5761705
That's not too uncommon for this place, but your doctors didn't try to interrogate you about your suddenly gone incurable disease right?
>>5761724
This.. Is uncomfortable.
>>5761735
You're not the only faggot who thought hosting another shitty simulator was going to solve the problem. Sit the fuck down.
>>5761735
Why does nobody host the other games Brantsteele has anyway?
>>5761741
At least I won't be reminded that autists like these think this is funny. I don't see you RPing to these games.
>>5761730
Oh, shut up. Your hair colors were similar.
You should learn that stuff, y'know.
>>5761724
They'll NEVER see this one coming.
>>5761742
Zombie? ....Ehh...
Uh, what else....
I dunno, I have a lot of stories.
>>5761730
Yeah you have....
And there's probably a WAY shorter name for that, too.
>>5761724
I told you they were good!
>>5761744
I mean something different from this, not something original. welcome to 4chan. NONE OF US ARE ORIGINAL
>>5761755
Can you blame him?
>>5761758
I thought it might fit you.
...Or a Dark deck.
>>5761742
I think this is the five slides of peace.
>>5761761
>Gives you two dollar
>>5761772
Yeah....
Annoying.
>>5761784
I'm sorry.
>>5761742
But of course, dude! I'm not exactly the best when it comes to card games, but I get the gist of what an OTK is. I... Is this like Go Fish, or is this one of those fancy-schmancy card games?
>>5761758
Everyone's hair colour is either blond, black, or brown here, come on now.
...I should, but I'd only use it for normal card games, like Go Fish or Last Card, you know? The heroine's got better things to be doing!
>>5761761
Name one time today I've been cheeky!
Probably, probably not. It's a noun, so I expect there to be a much shorter name for it, but who's the guy you can ask for to prove that there is one? No one, that's who.
>>5761792
This was a bad idea.
>>5761793
....
It's called Duel Monsters.
>>5761772
Dark... I'm more okay with, yeah.
I still don't get a lot of this.
>>5761784
This is a Dark Deck. right?
Crap, I don't even know why I care so much. It's not like I'm gonna be keeping this.
>>5761793
>shrugs
Not EVERYONE. ...
Well....
Anyway. If you have more important things to be doing, why not do them?
>>5761800
The next slide....
Almost as painful as this.
>>5761772
This seems like a bad idea, we could just counter it now..
>>5761784
Deja vu..
>>5761792
Second time, I hope it works.
>>5761800
Oh, hey this isn't too bad.
>>5761802
There aren't many duelists here...weird.
>>5761804
Kaito...
Dante...
You're heartless.
>>5761743
What doctors? I just decided to skip the hospital entirely. Not like I need it now anyway.
>>5761804
Geez, you again, Nino?
>>5761778
>I-it's just a Megas XLR reference.
>>5761793
I'd have an easier time listing ones where you weren't.
And there's, like, doctors for this stuff you know, right? I don't know whose idea that name was in the first place.
>>5761743
>>5761819
....
So yeah, why don't you make up your own password or something? Or is it a company thing?
>>5761800
Duel Monsters? That might explain why it ain't something I've heard of before. Is it a big thing in Japan or something? It rings a bell...
>>5761802
Ivan's hair looks silver, but it's platinum blonde. I think yours is platinum blonde, too... And, well, let's ignore the people that have the fancy-schmancy hair dyes in their hair.
...Because I have nothing better to do, that's why! If I had better things to be doing, I'd do them, but I don't! Besides, paperwork is boring, and eating hotdogs all day, while sounding delicious in concept, doesn't sound too appealing to me...
>>5761840
YOU WILL TAKE MY TWO DOLLAR AND YOU WILL LOVE IT, TANK-CHAN!
>>5761843
It's big everywhere.
>>5761823
>>5761819
You don't have to worry about her now.
Nobody got the fatal events....
>>5761819
I'm sorry about this you three, but anything in order to proceed..
>>5761823
Not even a 'Hello, I'm fine now.'? They did care for you after all, but what you do is up to you I suppose.
>>5761840
S-sorry.. But yeah, it's decided by the company, I know it but it's up to them.
>>5761851
I'm more worried about the other ones.
There should be, like, multiple passwords required or something, just to make it tougher.
>>5761819
Huh. Wonder why. Couldn't be because we're used to fightin' like, physically and all.
>>5761843
Nah, mine's just gray... And it's natural. WEll, NOW it is.
...So you're just lazy about learning it? You COULD just say that. Not like I'm gonna get on your ass for it.
>>5761851
I don't really care for them. Nor did I know most of them well at all.
>>5761849
...
Dante can't be stopped.
>>5761865
...
Physically? Weird.
>>5761871
Peace again...
But the winner's next.
>>5761876
The only person that could stop Dante...was Dante.
The best duelist...
>>5761849
I have so many cards now.. haha.
>>5761864
It is a pretty complicated password actually, would you like to know it? That's a joke obviously.
>>5761865
That's rather.. Ah well, they can help another person now though.
>>5761871
This is.. Sure it's because she got first turn.
>>5761871
Dah, damnit!
This is why I hate card games.
>>5761876
Are you in the same arena? the majority of the events in the majority of the games are all direct actions. Like smashing someone's head in with a brick or shooting an arrow in their chest.
>>5761840
You clever gal... You win this round, damnit. You win this round.
And what makes you think a doctor knows why it's called pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis in the first place? They cure you, not give you a lecture on why the disease is named that. There's an -ologist for that crap. Entomologist? I think it's that.
>>5761849
But I don't think I've heard of it before, and I'm America...
>>5761865
Damnit, I was proven wrong! This is a massive blow to my ego, but surely I can recover from it!
...But if I said that, people would tease me about it because the heroine isn't supposed to be lazy about it. I mean, she's the heroine! She has time for everything! That's why I didn't say that.
>>5761882
Congrats to Lord Beerus, and thank you for hosting!
>>5761882
Beerus.
>>5761885
Hating card games...? That's...
....
Everything is settled with duels.
>>5761887
I'm sorry.
>>5761882
Congratulations Beerus!
Thank you for hosting, it was something.
>>5761887
Nothing beats my gladiator beast deck.
Thank you for hosting.
>>5761892
Thanks for hosting
>>5761883
That's the way I look at it. A lot of poor folk in this world need it more than I do now. And they could care less.
>>5761886
Yeah, blame my treatments.
Heroine this, heroine that... Take a break, why don't you? Seriously.
>>5761887
Duels, sure. But not CARD duels. Unless you can throw cards.
Well its 3am and I don't give a fuck. give me 22. We're doing the total drama bullshit simulator.
>>5761908
Man, illnesses do a lot to ya...
...B-But if I stop doing what I do best and be the heroine, I... I can't take a break! The heroine never takes breaks at all!
>>5761915
Lord Beerus
>>5761915
Leatherman
>>5761915
Sabitsuki
>>5761908
I heard bedside manner is really important though and I believe doctors care about all their patients.
>>5761915
Kaito
>>5761915
The Star-Spangled Heroine
Vacation Archer
>>5761915
Koichi Hirose
>>5761915
MOTHERFUCKING DRAGONITE
>>5761915
Literally me
>>5761886
...
You don't get out much.
>>5761885
...
I was never here before.
I haven't seen any of that.
>>5761915
Misaki
>>5761915
Maria and Harusame
>>5761946
I do! I visit Japan a lot, but I've never seen it before for some reason. Is it called anything else? Maybe I have heard of it before, but it slipped my mind!
>>5761915
The Blackfish
>>5761916
You're tellin' me. I bet even countries get sick.
Well... ugh, I dunno then, damnit. Being a heroine 24/7 sounds like a pain in the ass.
>>5761929
Mostly because that's because they need to be for the sake of their job. Nobody wants a doctor who they think doesn't care.
>>5761946
...Well, hope you can do more than play cards, because this next game will suck for you otherwise.
>>5761915
Sanae Kochiya
Gender Fluid
>>5761915
>>5761915
Sex Kitten
The other Blackfish
>>5761962
Oh, boy, do we. Once, England got a cold, and that didn't really turn out all too well. We get sick, and it sucks.
And, well, to tell you the truth, it's a pretty hard job at times. I get ridiculed for it, and people don't like me too much because of it, I think. However, seeing everyone happy and safe makes it worth it in the end to me!
>>5761960
...Yugioh?
>>5761962
...
Maybe I should go.
>>5761921
Here.
>>5761962
But doctors have good hearts, in transplant storage, hahaha. Though they really do care.
>>5761981
Make "when this card is ritual summoned" into "during each turn" for complete destruction
>>5761981
>>5761921
...
I made a mistake.
>>5761989
That would be even worse.
I NEED 5 MORE PEOPEL
>>5761981
Are you serious? You've never even fought before!?
Hahaaa... It's a little late for that. You're already in.
>>5761978
Yikes. Yeah, that sounds about right.
Sounds like it brings you a lot of strife.
>shrugs
But that's your life.
>>5761981
>>5761996
It looks good.
I can tag it in with my effects, too bad I can't get the banish effect from tagging in though
>>5762000
The Lunatic Fridge
>>5762000
Usotsuki
Tyler Black
>>5761981
...Hey... I think I've heard of that before, actually! Wasn't it that card game where it had those really complicated effects and all of that? Something about it being time to duel?
>>5762001
And, of course, me being the generous gal that I am, I helped her with it!
It may make some people think I'm annoying, but what can you do about that? Even if I have heaps of weaknesses, I still want to help others to have a brighter future for all of us!
Kim Jong Un
>>5762000
This girl
>>5761883
>She rolls her eyes
Oh, please. I could figure it out easy as all hell if I actually wanted to.
>>5761886
Hah.
Because they know diseases, clearly. They have to learn this stuff to diagnose it.
...And that's an insect expert.
>>5762000
Evil Eye Sigma
>>5762001
...
I guess I can just overpower people. I don't think it should be too hard.
>>5762014
They're not that complex.
WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO THE CANCER GAMES SPIN OFF
TOTAL
CANCER
ISLAND
Our contest today is for $100,000. Our two teams will compete and each week, one contestant will be eliminated till there is only one cancerous memelord standing.
>>5762000
Rachnera
>>5762014
Like I said, it's your life. The people who say all that? Meh, ignore 'em.
Me, all I want is...Well, something to want at this point.
>>5762031
Goood luck then.
Oh. I'm Sabitsuki, by the way.
>>5761984
I'm not denying some of them care.
But the reason for some is what I'm suspect of.
>>5762018
Mhm. One point for Rika. I wonder what the scores would be at this point...
I mean, yeah, they have to know the name and how to diagnose it, but WHY it's called that is kinda irrelevant, isn't it?
Oh, excuse me for not knowing what the -ologist for words are, because EVERYONE knows that information.
>>5762031
Nah, dude, I saw one of the cards once, and it seemed pretty complex from an outsider's perspective. Of course, I'm not exactly an expert at these topics, so you may know something I don't about it, yeah?
>>5762040
Wow, it looks much different than it usually does! I'm excited about it! Go ahead, dude!
>>5762018
Well, if you ever feel like doing that, don't give it out, but I'm turning in for the night.
>>5762040
Swap maybe?
>>5762043
>Goodnight everyone.
>>5762043
Izaya loves you, he's just playing hard to get.
>>5762043
>You will never get molested by a drunk Rachnera
Why live?
>>5762048
It's really hard when the people around you are usually so negative about life, dude. I mean, of course, I shouldn't expect much from this place and back at home, but everyone here's REALLY cynical.
...Something to want at this point? Oh, boy, this doesn't sound like it's gonna be fun. What's got you thinking like that, my friend? Let the heroine help ya with it!
>>5762050
>Substitution complete
Honestly this is the newest simulator so it still isn't great. But once this one has customization it will be amazing, it is the most in depth with being able to customize each participants attributes.
Teams are even able to form alliances and relationships that effect who they vote to eliminate.
>>5762063
Okay then, Misaki.
I guess, uh... just stay back for a bit and watch.
>>5762043
Little late there, spider.
>>5762069
There's a lot to be negative about.
Well, I mean... The way I've lived my life thus far, it's mostly just been about surviving.
And now that I'm well again, I'm happy and all... Just... now what?
And the losing team also goes through the team building process with the addition of showing who each person thinks the weak link is.
>>5762049
You don't wanna count.
And the reasoning why is typically in the name itself, I think. And come on, entomologist is a pretty common term itself!
>>5762050
Oh, come on, I'm not THAT untrustworthy.
Later, Kaito.
>>5762071
What do you mean, TIE!? Did you see what me and the blue girl cooked up!?
>>5762085
Hah! I wonder who is going to twist a knife in someone's back first.
>>5762087
Well a tie in the sense that neither team had anyone that didn't jump, therefore no one got the initial advantage. That being said, its time to move onto the campfire ceremony.
>>5762055
>She can get drunk on tea as well
Maria and Harusame are gone and with that we are onto episode 2. The Screaming Shitposters have the early lead but the Killer Cucks are only one behind.
>>5762080
>>5762075
>>5762071
>>5762085
>She takes out her deck and starts idly shuffling it. She's not even looking at it, but doing it perfectly.
...
This really is vicious.
>>5762049
Everyone knows how to duel where I'm from. It's easy.
And with that the second episode's event's begin. Who will survive the great sleep off?
>wake up
>still with the headache
>>5762080
Hm. Maybe I'm too much of an optimist about these things, but I have high hopes for the future. One day, all of us are gonna have a happy ending!
...Ooh, I see. You've been fighting for something for so long, but now that the battle's over, there's nothing else to do... Well, I... Hm. What do you enjoy doing, Sabitsuki?
>>5762087
I'm gonna count it starting from tomorrow, probably!
Uh-huh, the reason why it's named pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is totally clear. They know the name, they know how to diagnose it... But WHY is it called that? Who knows? Probably Wikipedia, but I can't be bothered to look it up. Common or not, I don't know what the -ologist is for words! I thought it was etymologist, but then I thought of something else...
>>5762112
Not where I'm from, save for a few people. Despite being the third largest country in the world, no one back at home duels at all competitively. They do it for fun! That's a factor I have to take into consideration; it's a hobby!
>>5762100
>>5762085
Damn, things get dramatic fast.
>>5762112
I told you, didn't I?
...Though this is a bit different.
Hey, come to think of it... What's the arm thing for?
>>5762123
Phew...! I'm already getting back to running well, not bad.
>>5762130
Guess optimists have their own place in the world.
...Huh, what I like doing... Other than fighting?
I like music a lot... Listening to it I mean. That, and tinkering on the computer.
AND JUST LIKE THAT THE KEKS WIN IMMUNITY!
>>5762141
>yawn
...Yeah...Never...stayed up this late....
All is not well in the Shitposter's camp, the first alliance is already breaking down.
Not much is happening in the Cucks camp however.
>>5762138
I mean, you can't have pessimists without optimists. That's the one thing I'm glad about when I think about how the people here act; I'm the resident optimist! I'm proud of it!
Yep, other than fighting. I can help ya with it.
...Listening to music, and doing things on the computer? Well, you could always try doing something fun on the computer everyday, but you'd probably become obsessed with it fast, and that ain't good. What kind of music do you like? 'Cause if it's classical, I know what you wanna do with your life.
>>5762152
Whaddya mean, "burgers are better than hotdogs"?! That's wrong! Hotdogs are objectively better than burgers, damnit! And I don't hate the other gal, I just don't understand what she sees in dueling...
>>5762130
Like I said. The reason why is in the name, dammit.
...And neither do I, I don't pay attention to all that crap.
>>5762141
Not...again....
>>5762152
Damn molester....
Koichi was the first member of the Shitposters to fall asleep and Literally Me was the second, however Koichi is in 2 alliances while Literally Me is in none. Will that effect the votes?
Literally Me is gone and that means we are onto Episode 3 all tied up. Who will go home this time? Find out right now on TOTAL CANCER ISLAND!
>>5762161
But... The only words I can make out of "pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis" is "ultra", "microscopic", and "volcano". I don't really see the meaning in why that word is so friggin' large.
Yeah, neither do I, so don't expect me to know what the difference between an etymologist and an entomologist is.
>>5762166
...I mean, to some people, it's a hobby, but your point has been made clear! I'd do it for fun, myself, but what do I know about this? Hehe, it seems... Complicated, that's all!
>>5762152
Guess I'm just gonna lay low for now...
>>5762160
...Nah, I like more electronic stuff than classical. That and old chiptunes.
>>5762166
Guess not. Actually... sorta relaxing in comparison to what I usually deal with.
Sooo... you put the cards on here to duel? It's basically a glorified table?
brutal...
>>5762183
...Darn. I was gonna suggest you go to Austria since they like music, too... Well, I can't tell you to go to Japan since you probably already live there. What else do you enjoy, apart from the aforementioned things?
Lord Beerus' secret alliance is breaking down quick while another unlikely alliance forms between the blue haired girl, the spy and the dragon.
>>5762188
You could have put me in.
...Wait, I barely know how to play...
>>5762195
>shrug
...I... I don't know.
>>5762205
>>5762161
Uuhhh.... Something in common....?
Ouch, just after impressing her team, this girl has a huge meltdown and is kicked out of the group
>>5762188
That wasn't so hard.
>>5762183
...
>She draws the card off the top of her deck, and without looking at it, plays it face-up in the Monster Zone. There's a hum, and the image of a metal dragon appears in to existence a few feet in front of her. It lets out a brief roar.
It automatically handles the rules of the game...and projects the cards used.
>>5762213
Cardgames on Hungercycles?
>>5762205
But why? I just wanna know why you take dueling so seriously!
>>5762206
Hm. Well, Austria's a nice place to visit for music, but let's just assume you can't afford to go there. If I were to tell you to do something to make your life meaningful, I'd say... Well, I'd tell you to spend time with your loved ones. Either that, or go do something fun!
>>5762209
>>5762205
I mean, at least I can agree with your s ense of style?
>>5762181
Just because I don't know, doesn't mean nobody does....
Why the hell're we talking about this?
Who will be eliminated from the Shitposters this episode? There is plenty of blame to be placed on the teams abysmal performance.
The Shitposters have lost their lead with Misaki eliminated and just like that it's time for episode 4.
>>5762224
...What, really?
>>5762222
You don't say.
Spend time with loved ones or do something fun....
...Kinda short-term.
>>5762213
Oh hey... That's kinda cool I guess.
But... it doesn't actually do anything, does it?
>>5762226
Guess not.
The Shitposters really just aren't able to get it together.
>>5762224
Eh, someone out there knows what it means. That person isn't me.
I was talking about what melancholy means, then you said it was something else, and then we got into a discussion about long words because I talked about a dictionary. The heroine has a good memory, y'know~
>>5762237
I do say.
I mean, the situation you have isn't an unfamiliar one, but the two things I can count on from the top of my head are those, so maybe they would be the best options! The heroine's smart like that!
...What's short-term, dude?
>>5762251
Those solutions.
Lord Beerus has a meltdown and leaves his own alliance, he no longer has any allies in these games.
>>5762221
You mean Duel Runners.
>>5762181
But...everyone plays where I'm from. Everyone.
>>5762226
...
I don't like boats.
>>5762237
It's meant to enhance the experience. Solid Vision...does that a lot.
>She walks over and presses her fingers against the dragon.
...
It's weird, seeing somebody disinterested in it.
Meanwhile fter a trifecta of victories, the Cucks decide they don't need any internal alliances to win.
>>5762237
Hey, I liked your hoodie and your witch 'costume', and I don't think we ever particularly clashed.
Oh, hey, come to think of it, what'd you do when you ran off after I talked about adding a hat to it?
>>5762251
Bah, whatever. How is it that our conversations are so erratic?
>>5762261
Wait, what? I don't want to target shit.
>>5762260
...Well, maybe. I don't know how your situation is. What's short-term about them?
>>5762264
Not where I'm from, like I said before. It's a hobby of sorts, y'know? We play games for fun AND competition! I dunno about a way of life, but it's a fun way to pass the time!
>>5762275
The answer to your question is "I'm America, that's why". We've got many things to talk about in such little time, after all! HEAPS of things, actually. I'm real good at these things!
Archer, Rika and Beerus are all to blame for THIS WEEKS loss to the Cucks, but Archer and Rika have friends where as Beerus has isolated himself from his team, how will this effect the OTK games winner?
Seems like the Shitposters didn't like Beerus's secret alliance as all the members ended up in the bottom 3. What will happen now that the Cucks have a 2 person lead?
>>5762275
..Hm. Cool.
Halloween's coming up, right? So I borrowed something from a costume store.
>her outfit changes, and into the Witch effect. Adorned on her head is now a black witch hat.
Now the whole look's complete!
>>5762291
I kinda just... Live here now. And I'm not sure where my parents are.
>>5762292
Sweet, more marshmellows.
>>5762264
I've seen shit. I'll just put it that way.
..Uuuuntil I saw you touch the thing.
The Screaming Shitposters are more just like shit.
>>5762306
Huh. I didn't think that this place had any places to stay at, now that I think about it, but I won't inquire.
"Loved ones" doesn't exclusively mean parents, but if I had to guess where they are... Probably in Japan. I don't know who they are, after all.
Leatherman may be on the path to redemption.
>>5762291
You're the most aggravating mix of "annoying" and "where the hell will this go".
>>5762292
Blergh, I hate the taste of marshmallows....
>>5762306
Hey, so that actually works, huh? How'd you do it? Grab a hat, put it on, and then change out of it?
>>5762316
These games are really damn slow.
>>5762325
One person eliminated each episode so ya, takes a while, but I think it's more interesting... especially late at night when there isn't much going on.
>>5762319
There aren't. I sleep on the ground.
I don't have any friends anymore.
>>5762325
...Yyyyyup. Pretty much.
>>5762306
What do you mean?
>Weirdly enough, the dragon bumps it's head against her other hand. She pats it.
>>5762291
We do the same. Dueling is what everyone does.
Who is to blame for this weeks failure?
The Cuck's lead grows even larger, as does the time I have to wait between posts.
>>5762325
Aw, and here I thought I was tolerable at best... Hey, it could be worse, couldn't it? I talk a mile a minute; steer the conversation in any direction you choose, and watch as I make it run its course in five minutes!
>>5762334
...Oh. Doesn't sound too comfortable without a blanket...
Not even any friends from here? Like, at all?
>>5762338
But we do it in moderation, like... I think you guys do. We don't do it everyday. I don't think we treat it as a way of life, but a game that anyone can take part in, y'know?
>>5762329
Eh. I guess it's a time sink. I think this is the closest I've ever seen to one of these things being taken to the completion.
>>5762334
So, uh, what was with that delay? I'm just asking for a friend of mien that's got those.
>>5762353
I did say at BEST. And yeah, I've kinda noticed. It helps when you've got people like me that actually point this crap out.
>>5762338
The thing's alive? Is it trapped in the card or something? And it's just... okay with that?
>>5762341
WEll obviously not me.
>>5762353
I DO have one blanket.
But uh... zero friends. As pathetic as it is to admit.
>>5762365
What delay? That's exactly how it worked... yeah.
>>5762365
Eh, I'd hate to think of what you think of me at worst. And why would that be a bad thing, exactly? I mean, it gives us many things to talk about if I speak a mile a minute, right?
>>5762368
Thank God! If you were sleeping without a blanket, I'd have a heart attack!
...Well, maybe I could be your friend! No one deserves to be alone at all, so I'll gladly take up the task of being your friend if no one else will!
>is anyone even paying attention
I DONT BELIEVE IT THE CURSE IS OVER!
>>5762365
to the completion?
>>5762373
Yes.
>>5762373
Gambatte, host-kun!
>>5762368
It's Solid Vision. "Holograms", I think they're called. But solid.
...Sometimes they do things. Sometimes they don't.
>>5762353
Moderation...not really. Most duelists do it at least once a day.
>>5762379
The host's role is to give and expect nothing in return!
>>5762373
I'm watching but something came up
illya plz love me
>>5762372
...Depends.
>>5762383
Holograms, virtual reality....
Seriously, can't believe I've missed all this stuff.
>she approaches and touches it
Real detailed explanation... Meh, I think I get it.
>>5762379
Hell yes!
>>5762379
I-I hate ghosts and marmite, damnit! Get them away from me right now!
>>5762383
...Once a day? I dunno, dude, we just do it when we feel like it. If we do it everyday, it kinda feels less like it's for fun and more like a chore, you know?
>>5762373
Yeah, most people get sick of it, like...within the first two episodes and then just skip to the end.
And of course Sigma didn't, I'm in control, after all~.
>>5762368
Yeah, you did it again, like you trailed off or something. It's kinda weird.
>>5762372
A waste of space and breath. I'm just glad I can keep you in some semblance of "reined in".
>>5762395
...Well? Depends on what, dude?
>>5762395
I don't know what I'd do without them.
>It, of course, feels cold to the touch, as if you'd laid your hands on metal.
...I don't know the exact science. I'm better at dueling and fixing things.
>>5762396
...It's exhilarating. Why would we stop?
A new relationship for the Shitposters?
>>5762386
I know but if no one is here I'm gonna speed it up and skip stuff. but it seems that people are paying attention now so its fine.
The Cuck's camp seems unsure of who to blame for their loss, they have several choices.
>>5762397
...I'm more offended by being called a waste of space rather than being a waste of breath, but you do you. Reined in or not, I think speaking a mile a minute opens up many opportunities in conversations!
>>5762405
No particular reason, but it seems like you'd kinda get sick of it after a while if you do it everyday. Y'know, doing things in moderation is the way to go.
Black or White doesn't matter... Black AND White though... gtfo
>>5762397
What's weird about it?
Tell your friend it's pretty simple.
>>5762401
If you're actually interested in being my friend.
>>5762405
Wha... it's totally cold.
Fair enough.... I'm just kinda in awe that all this stuff exists, and that I didn't know it.
Can the Screaming Shitposters win 2 in a row.
>>5762412
Yeah, I said "at worst."
Sure, but in a way, it makes it seem...shallowish.
>>5762417
I dunno, you just seemed like you were getting weird about it, alright? Sorry if it's about this game making things chilly, honest.
>>5762417
It is made of metal...technically.
...I thought everyone knew about these things.
>>5762412
I've only heard of people getting sick of lack of challenge.
>>5762422
>throws brick
>>5762417
Of course I'd love to be your friend, silly! I'd love to be anyone's friend! If you think I'm not interested on being your friend, you must be mistaken; the heroine NEVER passes up the opportunity to make friends, and guess who I am?
>>5762422
At worst, yeah, but I'm not a WASTE of space. That implies I'm useless. Still, you do you, after all.
...Why shallowish? I dunno why it'd seem shallowish - it fits my personality pretty darn well, in my opinion.
>>5762425
Sick because they have no challenge against them? Well, they have a point there, I gotta admit. I just think it would get tiring doing the same thing everyday, but that's just me, after all.
>>5762428
>Dodges.
Asshole!
>>5762434
Not like you've done anything for me other than waste time, huh?
You know, like it doesn't actually dwell on the things and such.
>>5762422
Yeah... The game seems ready to set us up against each other.
Besides that...
I'm trying to figure out if there's not more effects I can get.
>>5762425
I haven't really seen a lot of the world for a while.
>>5762434
The heroine...
Sure, yeah. One friend is better than nothing.
Guess we'll be friends now, Amelia.
>Hey everyone I have some bad news, my laptop is about to die and my roommate is borrowing my charger, obviously he's asleep so I can't get it right now, should I just post the summary or continue/start fresh tomorrow? I didn't think this game would take 2 hours and thought my battery would be fine.
>>5762442
>Throws another one
>And another
>AND ANOTHER HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHERE DOES HE GET ALL THESE BRICKS FROM?!
>>5762434
It's exciting. Having someone of equal ability.
>>5762444
The summary or conclusion, yes.
>>5762443
...
It's been like this for generations.
>>5762447
>She just fucking disintegrates them
>>5762443
No harm outside of the games, right? You seem decent enough.
And yeah, sure, I don't see why not. My friend's gotten, like...I dunno, at least three or four from the people here? Something like that. It's as simple as touching stuff, right?
>>5762454
Ok sorry everyone, this has mostly been a test game for me, when future TD series and customizations are released I want to do more with this but for now I have to log off my 2% battery computer
That being said congratulations to The Lunatic Fridge. Lord Beerus nearly won after returning but Fridge and Gender Fluid managed to take him down together to compete in the finals.
>>5762442
PASS the time. You said that yourself when I asked you why you talk to me, considering what I represent.
I may not dwell on things, but some things shouldn't be dwelt on. If something seems like it should be focused on, I'll focus on it, but I know when not to go any further.
>>5762443
But of course! Even if I may be annoying initially, you're gonna have a good friend in time, just you wait! I'm glad I'm gonna be your friend, Sabitsuki, because I'm... This is one of the first friends I've made in a while here, to be honest.
>>5762454
Well, actually, you're right there. It's fun actually having challenge to go against, it gives you that extra push to keep going and aspire to be the best you can, you know what I'm saying?
>>5762454
Now I'm calling bullshit on that. If those things existed when I was real, real little I would have wanted one.
>>5762467
Decent? I... Huh. Thanks.
...So it's possible then.
Like, if I tried it on someone I could touch... Most of mine came from inanimate objects.
>>5762476
Yeah... sounds alright to me, at least.
>she offers her hand
If you're annoying, I'll just let you know.
>>5762479
>>5762475
Thanks, by the way.
>>5762479
Congrats to the fridge, and thank you for hosting this test game for us, dude!
>>5762492
But of course, dude! Let me know and I'll tone it done a bit!
>Amelia shakes her hand vigorously, smiling all the while.
You've got a good thing going here, my friend!
>>5762479
>>5762475
Thank you. Goodbye.
>>5762476
Of course. That's what I mean to say. Not many people aren't like that.
>>5762492
>She fixes Sabitsuki with a blank stare
But they have been.
>>5762476
Waste, pass, same different.
But yeah, sometimes they should be. It loses the effect if you just dwell on the matter, you know?
>>5762492
What, thought I disliked you or something? Hell, I've offered to try and take care of that little issue of yours in the past, hadn't I?
And yeah, that's how she got them, too. Including from me, for that matter.
>>5762500
Well, I'm hoping so.
>you feel a tingling feeling as their hands connect, and sabitsuki's hand flashes for a moment, a short series of beeps sounding.
...Actually, looks like it.
>>5762509
Even when I was first breaking out of the hospital I didn't see people walking around with those things. What crazy future world are YOU from?
justice birb plz host
>>5762517
...
That might be an idea. Weird.
>She takes the card off the duel disk, and shuffles it back in to the deck, before placing the deck back in as well.
>>5762509
That's how it normally is, but I was meaning about how repetitive it would be otherwise. Say, speaking about challenge, how exactly would someone be a top player on Duel Monsters? It seems like a lot of math would be needed...
>>5762516
Kinda, sorta, not really, but I'm not gonna be hung up about it.
Should be dwelt on? Well, sure, but I've got a long history of sticking my nose into everyone's business, so I'm doing my damnedest not to do that here. Uh... I think that last statement lost me.
>>5762517
The heroine has high hopes for the future, after all--
>Amelia looks spooked for a few seconds, before shrugging and once again just shaking her hand.
Yo, what was that that just happened right now? I felt like something REALLY weird just happened. Supernatural-type stuff, and I ain't one for the supernatural...
>>5762550
...
The sheer dueling ability, and a strong Sense.
>>5762556
But luck would play a large factor in it as well-- Wait, no, the deck would matter much more than luck... "A strong Sense"? What do you mean by that, exactly?
>>5762516
I just sort of assume that for most strangers...
That makes what this place is more confusing to me, but hey, I won't complain.
>>5762549
That you're from the future? I could believe that. It's not like I know what they're gonna have. If they really all solve things in the future with card duels, things can't be that bad.
>>5762550
Yeah, I know, I know.
...That?
>she smiles a bit
It's an effect, one that I got from you. Don't worry, I didn't take your soul or nothing.
>>5762568
Maybe the wrong term.
...Ability to draw just the right card at the moment you need it.
>>5762570
I've heard stranger things.
...Almost everything's like this.
>She nods stiffly, as the Cyber Dragon fades to dust.
>>5762570
Bah, you think everyone just hates every passer-by? Besides, we're not exactly strangers by now, we've met enough.
Yeah, you learn to take it in stride. Even worse is that it probably won't work with the same people, for that matter. At least I wouldn't assume.
>>5762570
>Amelia just nervously laughs, rubbing a hand behind her head.
Well, I HOPE you didn't take my soul! That'd just be embarrassing for a heroine to let that happen to her! But... You got an effect from me? I've heard about what those are, but I never thought that I would have one. I wonder what it does...? C-Can I see it if it ain't too much trouble?
>>5762576
Ah, I see! The ability to draw the card at just the right time when you need it! That sounds like a lot of luck would be needed for the card to appear at just the right time. Is that what makes the top players the best of the best?
>>5762550
Uh. If you don't dwell on it. You know what I mean I thought. I dunno. Not everything's just to be grazed over.
>>5762592
...I'm so lost that not even a map would help me on that, but let's pretend that I understand everything like the smart gal I am. Not everything's to be grazed over, yes, but if I know what's good for me, I'll keep my mouth shut and move along. Sure, I may be missing out on many details, but... Politeness is key.
>>5762576
Yeah, in that case, I'd gladly live in that world.
you look like you're in real need of a stretch, y'know that?
>>5762581
Don't make it sound so dumb! Who knows if it's true or not?
Let's try it out then. Why not.
>she goes to touch you
>>5762582
I don't need souls, I'm just human.
Effects are uh.. Effects...
>she snaps a finger, her hair quickly changing colors to match Amelia's, and her top changing to be green.
They do this.
>>5762600
Bah! Politeness is overrated unless you really need to be formal with nobility.
But whatever, this'll just go in circles again.
>>5762603
>She stumbles back frantically
WAITWAITWAIT!
>>5762603
>She arches an eyebrow slightly
What do you mean?
>>5762582
It's considered a skill.
...It all comes naturally when you're skilled enough a Duelist. With enough skill and faith in your deck, you can do nearly anything.
>>5762603
That's something a NON-human would say! Don't worry, I'm not THAT scared of the supernatural!
...Yo... YO!
>With stars in her eyes, she begins to laugh loudly.
HOLY CRAP, THIS IS SO COOL~! I knew that effects were pretty cool in the first place, but seeing one in front of me and knowing that it's based on me... It's just so cool, dude! I'm speechless!
>>5762619
'Mmkay. Insulting their intelligence, making them feel like crap, all of that's better than politeness. Genius.
...Honestly, I have a feeling that one day, these dead ends will turn into something much worse.
>>5762631
So, skill and faith are the way to get things done if you wanna be a professional duelist? If it seems as easy as that... Wait, hold on! There has to be a catch! What else do you have to keep in mind when being a duelist?
>>5762619
>her reach stops. She's staring
...What? What's the problem?
>>5762631
Those stiff movements of yours. I was just noticing that.
Stretching helps with stiffness.
>>5762639
Wow....
>she buttons up the jacket
This thing is seriously warm. Much, much better.
You think so, huh? They're kinda unique, and sometimes you can even find one that's useful.
>>5762639
Your deck. It's advantages, shortcomings.
...I'm not good at explaining this.
>>5762650
Oh.
...I'm always like that. Always have been. Stretching wouldn't do anything. But I'm not uncomfortable.
>>5762639
Hey, I keep away from insulting people that I take a liking to.
>>5762650
...Haphephobia. Fear of being touched. Not many exceptions keep me from freaking out.
>She takes in a few slow, deep breaths, and tenses up, closing her eyes
Okayjustgetitoverwith.
>>5762650
DURUFU~! It's natural that you'd have a coat based on me; it's the most iconic thing about me!
>Giggling, she calms down and begins to munch on a hotdog.
I mean, of course they're cool! I'd be pretty darn impressed if I found out I had an effect as cool as that! Unique and useful are correct! In fact... Hold up. Dude, can I ask you something about that effect for a second?
>>5762657
Man, the whole thing is really complicated in the first place! There're cards, equipment used in the games, certain skills needed to win said games; heck, luck itself is a skill within it! You must have a four leaf clover if you play it everyday!
>>5762668
Newcomers, however?
...This isn't gonna end well if we keep this up. Should we just talk about something else?
>>5762681
Eh. Sometimes I get a good feeling, sometimes I get a bad one. I roll off my first impressions though, I guess.
I haven't got the first clue what about.
>>5762668
...What kinda fear is that?
>she puts a hand on your head. A second later, you feel a tingling feeling from the point of contact, and a short passage of beeps.
...There, it's done. I still don't get that....
>>5762657
And you're... not gonna question that at all?
>>5762681
Not to mention... My hair has some color again.
>the hair is now light brown, and she reaches up to play with a tuft of it.
What's the question?
>>5762694
>She appears to be recoiling from the touch, but doesn't say a thing, simply letting out a massive sigh of relief afterwards
You think I picked it? Sometimes it just happens, okay?
...This is the part where you somehow copy a different one from me, isn't it? I wouldn't be surprised at this rate with the noise.
>Rika