>>5757291
>caring about relevance on the internet
Can we sink deeper than your desperation, lolcow?
Post the list.
FIRST
>>5757298
Thanks.
>>5757329
mayb next tim
ya snoze ya loze
>>5757326
We've got alot of those.
>>5757325
t. assblasted literal who
Komachi a best
>>5757342
>plays the smallest violin for u
>>5757260 (Rika)
Well, I have said you're like one of my cute sisters right?
>>5757285 (Miku)
I suppose you are way busier than I am, I-I have twenty..
Will Hoshi ever fuck off?
>>5757326
yukine x aussa
laura x vino
eggman-kun x shadow
tnd x ruby
ocelot x ddd
nonon x izaya
tricky x shion
soviet x kk
hoshi x okabe
sol x ringabel
red x miku
crust x lf
kaito x martin
wiggins x araragi
sophisto x utsutsu
yamato x junko
satou x dean
baron x alma elma
mokou x rin
america x garnet
medusa x shorty
grimes x yuno
cirno x vert
mion x klopp
janus x kuga
stocking x kamina
nepgear x jude
seth x bolin
ramsay x endo
squid girl x hikki
>>5757376
You just can't make this up, this is priceless.
>>5757246
So you have no problem killing?
>>5757281
Im new!
>>5757298
Thanks for the thread
>>5757397
Dude.
>>5757397
>satou x dean
So what does HG think about easy-in avas?
>>5757410
>Im new!
Face it, you've been #EXPOSED
>>5757298
We appreciate the new thread.
>>5757333
>>5757416
>>5757430
welcome.
>>5757387
I'll catch up one day!
>>5757397
Denied!
>>5757427
Hello neighbor. Here those are called circlejerks
Post favorite winscreens.
>>5757397
>kaito x martin
>>5757427
i thot dat was an earp thin
>>5757397
>W-what.
>We don't even talk.
>>5757387
Bah, present company never counts, and you know it.
>>5757397
Welp. You tried your best and that's what counts. But even that is up to debate.
>>5757439
I think you spelled that word at the end wrong. It's spelled "Overwatch".
>>5757454
:,(
>>5757442
>>5757442
>when you fist pump in public after winning
>>5757429
ok
>>5757261
This is going pretty philosophical right now.
Well, I don't want to know. I'll leave for now, have a good night
>>5757468
>>5757066
This is the only one I know, though.
Have a nice night Garnet, see you!
>>5757442
>>5757410
I do, obviously, killing is unnecessary, other than here.
>>5757438
I hope you do, don't want your old lame brother showing you up, haha.
>>5757445
>
>>5757453
Haha, buy machines don't lie right? But whatever you want to think is fine.
>>5757397
I'm okay with this.
>>5757397
Woah, woah, woah! Hold on, now! Me and Garnet? Anon, I'm flattered that you shipped me with her, but why would you do that?
...Oh! Howdy, everybody! The coin picked your favourite heroine! How's it been for all of you?
>>5757442
>This is where my Honnouji Winscreen would go
>IF I HAD IT
>>5757517
Hello Al
>heroine
Ok nevermind
>>5757442
I had a hard time choosing just one here.
>>5757499
Later Fyxe. Have a good night.
>>5757489
Hey man, you said you were new?
>>5757555
What game was that?
>>5757509
>>5757546
Sorry. What the list says goes.
>>5757397
i do not undrstand
>>5757517
i mad lotta mony 2day
sold mi rap albm, 3 bilyun trilyun sales within 2 days
p cool rite
>>5757442
>>5757501
To jokingly go along.
>>5757509
But you still enter!
>>5757517
Hello!
>>5757566
Ja!
>>5757517
Physical damage has been sustained to this platform due to gravity, repairs are being made.
>>5757561
>I owe you 3 of those
>>5757442
>>5757574
Some game that happened on /hga/ a really long time ago.
>>5757576
O-oh.
Ok. I'll be going.
>>5757517
I still don't get why the hell you guys settle things with a coin flip.
...Dying in the first day. Still.
>>5757509
HAH! Sure you guys can! Either way, I just...don't suit stuff like that.
____ is obsessed with ____
>>5757536
>>5757442
>>5757580
Nice to meet you then, man! I'm Andrew!
>>5757611
HG
autism
>>5757397
>>5757516
Pretty sure that's illegal, though.
>>5757397
>Stocking X Kamina
>>5757611
Paul, DMG
>>5757614
>>5757608
>I got this for you.
>>5757588
Well ain't that nice. I didn't think you would make those for that event.
>>5757614
When did you get a tan, Illya?...And how did you find the time to get one since I saw you like 5 minutes ago...
>>5757397
C-Could I please get back Yuno or Okabe?
>>5757611
Hoshi, Junko
>>5757499
All right Fyxe. Have a good sleep as always~
>kissu
>>5757442
It is a DELIGHTFUL victory screen!
>>5757546
>I wanted an excuse to use that gif.
Jeez, someone's jealous...
>>5757576
And lists are very important to people like us! They tell us what to do!... Actually I don't want to to go that far, you're scary sometimes.
>>5757580
Because I often don't end up killing people, the highest I've gotten is seven kills I believe.
>>5757608
I think you're in denial, but you'll find someone.
>>5757611
Adachi, dubs.
>>5757611
Junko, Hoshi.
>>5757641
>Cute. Thanks! Where's that even from?
>>5757675
That'd imply there's even someone for me to find.
>>5757594
Kek, I was actually going to post that myself. Thanks!
>>5757629
We don't need to get into dating, we could just be pals.
>>5757611
Some Anon, Hoshi and Junko
>>5757675
>I know, I'm having fun
You're not even into that sort of thing! This isn't fair!
>>5757641
A game is a game. And I'm 45 winscreens behind right now.
>>5757540
...A-Anon, I'm sorry for disappointing you. If I think no one will maim him when he says hello, I'll bring him here, eh?
>>5757546
"Random" is correct! We only met Garnet, like, once, so why would they pair her with us? It makes no sense!
>>5757577
Rap album? Dude, that sounds totally sick! I never took you as the type of person to have a career in rapping! The moni is just an add-on to your awesomeness, I wanna see what you rapped! Got an album or anything?
>>5757580
Yo, Schrodinger! I may or may not have come up with a plan to give Kaito the best prank of his life! You wanna hear it?
>>5757585
...Come again, dude? I'm afraid that went through one ear and STRAIGHT outta the other. Reword it so I can understand it, please!
>>5757608
It's fair, and if we started fighting our bosses would kill us before we killed each other.
...Oh, I know how you feel. For a while, I died on the first day all the time! What you gotta do is reverse-jinx it, Rika! That always works!
>>5757611
You
Shitposting
>>5757675
But we can't disobey those lists, Kaito. You of all people would know this.
>>5757711
Nepgear?
>>5757617
I'm Schrodinger!
>>5757675
SEVEN? Wowee I maybe wrong,you really are the bloodthirsty one! How did you do it? With a gun?Knife? I must know!
>>5757711
I hope it's better than last time!
>>5757728
>disobeys those lists
>>5757711
We were terminated in the previous simulation. We are repairing ourselves.
>>5757697
Sounds good with me.
I sortof already considered us friends. You are the champion of Season One of our games, after all.
>>5757397
I don't think eggman-kun even likes me.
>>5757649
Do you like it, Onii-chan?
It's a spray-on. You should try it one of these days.
Not that you're perfect as is!
AnywaysIgottagobye!
>"Illya" dashes off before her retort can be picked apart.
>>5757611
Pearl and Rose. I think her and me as well to some extent.
>>5757689
>Part of the newest game's ending.
>>5757704
Always the hard worker. Thanks Mokou
>>5757711
I don't get what keeps you both from coming.
Oh, don't give me the superstitious crap! This is because I typically win so often normally. I'm on like...31 or 32 now.
UNDERSTAND, UNDERSTAND!
UNDERSTAND, UNDERSTAND!
THE CONCEPT OF A GAME!
And give me a number of tributes please!
>>5757711
i meen my album has onli ben sold oversees in nort korea so idk if u can legaly get a copy
thos crazy sons a gunz lov my musik
u can stil get a taste tho: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEvOZAFZIFE
dats de song i play in mi mansion wen im countin mi mony
>>5757742
sry 2 but in like dis but i gota ask
wy u kep sayin' """"'we''''? ders onli wun of u
>>5757749
Yip. now if only I can get in time for the second season.
>>5757763
Ruby Gloom
>>5757763
Garnet
>>5757763
Reigen Arataka
>>5757763
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>5757759
>Is that a joke? I just said I was behind.
>>5757763
Gaku Yashiro
>>5757763
The Player
>>5757763
Empress
>>5757763
Duncan
>>5757731
So what brings you here man? What's your whole shebang?
>>5757763
Andrew Wiggins
>>5757759
>Oh, fuck. So spoilers, then.
>>5757763
Rika
>>5757763
Legion
>>5757763
The Star-Spangled Heroine
>>5757763
Stocking Anarchy
>>5757754
S'uhh, Ok! Just be back in time for dinner!...What a great....big...sis?....
>>5757763
Schrodinger
>>5757763
Emiya Kiritsugu
>>5757763
Gavin Free
>>5757763
Miku
>>5757763
Tadakuni
>>5757763
Frank the tank
>>5757763
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>5757763
Capra Demon
>>5757763
Nymph
>>5757763
Cool Venuz
>>5757763
Ringabel
>>5757763
Cinnamon Roll
>>5757763
Kirigiri
>>5757783
Hey buddy, I sorta, kinda, might of, maybe...forgot to save a wincard from your games.
>>5757763
Maria and Harusame
>>5757763
Toguro
>>5757763
Furry porn
>>5757763
THE CRIMSON DEMON
>>5757763
Treeborn frog
>>5757763
Colette
>>5757763
Edea Lee
>>5757763
Junko Enoshima
>>5757780
Don't tell anyone, but because Wiz and Boomstick have been absent for a while, Michael and I are planning to return to the hosting seat rather soon for an official second season.
>>5757763
Viktor Nikiforov
>>5757689
>That's from CF I think, Lambda's a nun for some reason?
So you have been thinking about this kind of thing?
>>5757702
What sort of thing?
>>5757728
Yeah.. Yeah, you're right, doing so would go against my programming.
>>5757731
J-jeez, various ways, there are multiple days ya'know..
>>5757763
Kaito
>>5757828
>>5757763
Luffy
>>5757871
Thaaaaaaanks.
>>5757763
Temmie
>>5757763
General Grievous
>>5757866
The, uh, the men...thing. I know I'm not nearly as handsome as either of you, but you're both like, designed! Oh Christ, that just means you're more compatible, doesn't it?
>>5757763
The Captain
>>5757860
>not a new UID
Color me surprised
>>5757763
Big Boss
>>5757773
There are 1,183 programs inhabiting this mobile platform.
>>5757860
>kissu
>>5757763
Nonon Jakuzure
>>5757785
One that missed it's mark. Take your time. We'll still be here.
>>5757797
>A little. Even more if I told you what happened. My bad either way.
>>5757882
You should save that for your special lady.
>>5757862
Did the comment section finally catch up to Wiz and Boomstick? anyway, hope you guys do well on it.
>>5757882
>kissu too
>>5757905
>Hoshi
>>5757882
No!
>>5757763
Pizza Steve
>>5757913
>Yukine
>>5757925
>Junko
>>5757882
How about you do me solid and--never do that again.
>>5757763
Well i men the number of tributes is 48, no?
>>5757937
>Hoshi
>>5757796
Im here to have fun!
>>5757866
How does it feel to take someones life?
>>5757904
>Hugs
>>5757908
woa wat?
mang u r rly good at majik triks cuz u say ders a tousand of u but i onli c wun
...is it cuz i onli hav wun eye? mayb i shuld get anothr
>>5757944
>Junko
>>5757762
Because... We'd probably kill each other, both in the arena and outside of it. That's why, dude.
JINXES ARE REAL, THOUGH! If it's comeuppance, however, then I guess it could just be karma talking there. 31 wins only mean that you'd get 31 losses back, yeah?
>>5757773
In North Korea? Eh, I don't think they listen to any other music, so maybe that's why they love your rapping so much! Legally, I may not be able to get a copy, but if I ask the Netherlands nicely...
And, damn, that song's amazing! Sounds like something I could listen to while going down the street on a Thursday afternoon! You've got a real talent for music, dude, just like me!
>>5757729
Amelia F. Jones, Anon. How can I help ya today?
>>5757731
But of course! It's all my idea at this point, dude! Tell me again, he can feel emotions, right? Can he become flustered?
>>5757742
Ooh, you died! Well, you could've just said that, dude. Too many fancy words in that sentence, but I'm just a simple gal, after all! Hey, if you're repairing yourself, how're you being repaired, exactly? I mean, you seem fine to me...
>>5757938
Ay Stockin, been a while since I've seen you round here!
>>5757959
>Hoshi
>>5757938
>kissu
>>5757939
Yeah.
That means I need 2 more tributes.
>>5757882
you are so cute, anon!
>>5757948
...
>>5757968
Eggman-kun
>>5757964
>Adachi
>>5757740
Delete this.
>>5757866
So...now what do we do? How do you make the "x" valid?
>>5757921
>Aw well, it's cute. Even if her hair looks shorter.
>>5757866
>Kinda like how Celica was I guess?
Bah! I haven't thought about that crap in a long, long time. I just don't think it's for me, is all.
>>5757960
So what? That's the point of this place.
...And not really. The odds are kinda against you to win even once, you know, right?
>>5757971
Right back at you Ditto.
>>5757980
>Littlefinger
>>5757968
Misato
>>5757989
>KK
>>5757989
>Mokou
>>5757982
>deletes this
>>5757999
>Adachi
>>5758004
>Hikki
>>5757948
Huh. Guess it's better than havin fun by doin this here insteada somewhere where people don't come back.
>>5758009
>Izaya
>>5757923
Last I heard, they were helping deal with all the changes going on at ScrewAttack.
>I'm also thinking of events for a personal code, with my own ideas for events and some Rooster Teeth references.
>>5758030
>Finn
>>5758030
>Yuno
>>5757961
...Who're you again? Dandruff...Niggins? Was that it? Oh whatever, it's not like I care.
>>5757966
I just said DON'T! There's only person allowed to Kiss me, and you sure as shit ain't Patrick.
>>5758035
>finn
>no one will ever say your name
>>5758035
>Finn
>cody
>>5757960
o i mean
i kno mi music is amazin, i maed it ya kno
yoop
u mak ur own dope beatz? lay em on me sistr
>>5758039
ey wo
chil out, andy wigens is cool i tink
wy r u so rood laydee?
>>5758043
consider suicide
>>5758043
I'd be alright with just Hoshi fucking off t bh
>Me
>>5758047
your name
>>5758060
>Host
>>5758039
Andrew Wiggins, c'mon now! You tryin to start a roast?
>>5758060
That fucking nigger in my district,its utter trash.
>>5757972
Still the chatterbox I see fufufu!
>>5757960
He doesn't like it when I call him Goof King Kaito!
>>5758019
But that makes it more exciting! The stakes are high!
>>5758060
Looks good.
>>5758060
I accept this challenge.
>>5758060
dat guy wit de hornz in mi disdrict is kina scarie but il let it slide
loks gud
>>5758063
hesenbruhg
I want to fucking kill myself whenever I enter these threads, I seriously have never wanted to die more than I do when I find myself here. It's fucking terrible here, all of you people are cancerous fucking losers and I swear your cancer is beginning to infect me. When I say that, I don't mean like "I want to start circlejerking with these losers", I mean it as "I want to put a shotgun in my mouth and pull the fucking trigger". You people are irredeemable little pieces of fucking shit and you should all be ashamed of who you are, are you aware of that? You fucks just by doing what you're doing are causing people to wish they were fucking dead, I have never wanted to be inside a fucking casket more than I do right now. I don't know how I want to fucking end my life, but I know for certain I want to end it because of you cancerous fucks and this stupid simulator. I fantasize about killing myself every single day in different ways, just a few moments ago I was thinking about drinking the gallon of bleach next to my washer. You want to know what I thought about doing before that? Swallowing one of those detergent pods they came out with, the ones kids think are candy for some fucking reason. What I'm thinking about is totally different from a few moments ago, I'm thinking of shooting myself in the head in the middle of a busy highway. Why? So if the bullet doesn't fucking kill me, a speeding car will hit my body and put me out of my misery. You people are fucking garbage and I wish nothing but hell on you, Jesus fucking Christ. In the future, if I'm not fucking dead from killing myself, I'm probably going to tie a noose on the tree outside and fucking hang myself for everybody on my street to see. I hate you guys that much, so very very fucking much. You are pure and utter garbage, and my death will be on your hands for being such cancerous fucking whiny babies. Hopefully you'll kill yourselves like me. Just fucking die, HG. Fucking. Die.
>>5757950
It is not "magic". We act upon agreeing in consensus.
We also do not require a second ocular apparatus. Ours is designed to be superior to your natural one.
>>5757960
Our internal framework was damaged upon impact. We are able to repair this platform by ourselves using materials found around us.
>>5758060
As always, let us begin in this merry game of combat and glory!
>>5758031
that sounds like alot of work, are they doing well? sorry if this is troubling.
>goodluck with that mate
>>5758060
Neat.
3 reasons why you shouldn't annoy red
>is going to steal your soul
>is going to kill you
>and if he wants... is going to... rape you?
wait forget the last one . i'm not that type of monster
>>5758060
Looking good! Let's go!
>>5758060
Let's do this!
>>5758096
>finn
>>5758060
Fine by me.
...Let's hope I last at least two days this time.
>>5758054
fuck off cancer
>>5758059
fuck off you apologist cuck
BOTH are CANCER
TERMINAL FUCKING CANCER
AND I'M TIRED OF THESE TWO AUTISTIC PSYCHOPATHS RUINING THE COMMUNITY WITH THEIR FUCKING SOAP OPERA.
FUCKING
KILL
YOURSELVES
I HATE YOU BOTH YOU RETARDED KEKS.
IF YOU DEFEND ONE OR THE OTHER YOU'RE CANCER TOO.
GET THE FUCK OUT.
FUCK OFF.
FUCK
OFF
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Lay it on me soldiers, you think this debriefing screen will do fine for the simulations to come?
>>5758079
That's one way to look at it. I like bein able to say it was only a game at the end of the day.
>>5758077
What the hell man?
>>5758102
We all know what type of monster you are, Ditto.....
>>5757900
I suppose we are, but I have someone in mind.
>>5757948
It's not fun, besides I have a feeling you would know already.
>>5757982
How do make the 'x' valid? By.. By.. I don't know actually.
>>5757986
>Almost exactly I believe.
maybe you should start to think about it again, or not, you have a lot on your mind I suppose.
>>5758060
Let's go.
>>5758087
o com on now
we r just 2 felow cyclpz jus havin a gud tim rite mang?
an r u sur its not majik? cuz im frends wit a robit an im prety sur hes maed wit majik
>>5758121
Oui
>>5758119
Yeeeeee
>>5758121
outstanding boss.
>>5758060
Thanks for hosting
>>5758130
So you're just teasing me then?
>He asks, hope audibly rising in his voice
>>5758060
I am ready to compete!
You have my permission to commence!
>>5758093
They'll be fine, I'm sure.
>>5758121
I like it.
>>5758053
I could ask the same thing about your...Triangle-ness...Whatever, the point is: I do what I want, and act how I please, got it?
>>5758075
What? No, I just legitimately forgot your name.
Not trying to sound racist here, but you really don't look much different from all those Black Dudes Panty keeps bringing in to bang, I'm surprised I didn't call you Tyrese or some shit.
>>5758125
Lets just say i hate your kind,drink bleach.
>>5758119
wew
>>5758102
But I am
>>5758130
Let's not and say we did.
OKAY LET'S GET STARTED!
>>5757986
Okay, let me reword it for you; I don't like her, so we decided to just make it so that none of us can be here at the same time. I mean, in special situations, we can, but I'm not gonna have him come here everyday.
Does it look like I'm good at math? Really, if someone were to calculate the chances of success, I'd be proven wrong, but no one here's gonna do that.
>>5758053
But of course! The music you make is pretty darn cool, if I do say so myself! Huh? You want to hear what I made? Well, sure, but it's not as good as your music. Doesn't have that same catchiness as yours, y'know? Here! Have a taste of the heroine's music!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ5tlBZfTSI
>>5758087
Hm, so you're a handyman as well? I mean, there isn't much metal scraps around here, but I don't really scavenge around for those things. It wouldn't take too long to repair yourself if you're as smart as you sound, right? That was a compliment, by the way.
>>5758079
Then he DOES feel embarrassment! Schrodinger, I've got an idea, but I don't think you'll like it too much. Wanna listen to it, dude? It could be potentially the greatest prank ever!
>unsheates katana and teleports behind the poster below
Psshhh.
>>5758151
That's too bad, hope you learn better than that someday.
>>5758150
Alright, that's kinda fair. Between you and me, I can't tell like half the Japanese dudes here apart neither.
>>5758181
Gonna make up all spooky sweetcheeks?
>>5758181
... fuck
>>5758135
HAHAHA HE POSTED IT AGAIN
LE EBIN LAUGHING REACTION IMAGE
HAHAHA GO FUCK YOURSELF
FUCKING TAKE THEM WITH YOU
I CAN'T SUPPORT THESE TWO NUCLEAR CANCER ANY LONGER
I WISH THEY'D JUST FUCKING DIE
FUCKING DIE
YOU HEAR ME??
FUCKING
DIE
THAT'S HOW MUCH I HATE THESE TWO FUCKTARDS
>>5758125
This is small time! I want something bigger! I want a war!
>>5758130
fufufu! Do I really look that menacing?
>>5758121
Looking good from where I'm standing. Mind telling if there are different ranks and how o earn them?
>>5758181
I told you that this would happen.
It's not even that bad! Why are you complaining?
Three people died.
>>5758121
>Good to me.
>>5758130
>It fits her.
Why would I!? And yeah, I do have...a LOT on my mind.
>>5758181
>Silver-colored bullets.
HAHA! Not today, dammit!
>>5758186
Pfft. I coulda sworn the other two got along fine enough. And you're still a goddamn country. The odds for a 48-man game of winning are like...2%, I think?
>>5758215
DID YOU JUST SAY SOMETHING CAPTAIN!
>>5758145
Huh? Oh no, as a machine I have to obey lists, you could make your own to stop that, but that's just an idea.
>>5758161
I rather not even do that, haha.
>>5758181
... I'm going to avoid the elephant in the room.
>>5758150
ey wo, wat de fuk laydee?
"watever de PONT iz"? dats a trinagle joke iznt it?
not onli r u rood, ur also RASIS
an ima god, u r beneeth my feets, mortal
ugh
>>5758181
new i shuldn'ta trusted dat demon guy from mi disdrict
>>5758186
i can spek alot of langages but idk wat ur sayin in dis song
i meen its stil catchy, i lik it alot mang
evn do i cold onli understnd lik 3 wordz
>>5758181
AHHHH!
Thanks for hosting! Gonna go play overwatch or something. Night folks
>>5758217
That's it, I'm done. I've had it with all of you miserable shit heads who actually derive enjoyment from being mean and hateful to strangers on this site. Am I no longer allowed to express my opinion on topics related to the thread? Am I to hide my tastes because they differ from the masses? This site is supposed to create an atmosphere conducive to the spreading of opinions but you classless trolls have made the atmosphere one of an oppressive intolerance. Congratulations, you ruined someone's day. You made someone you've never met feel worse merely because it tickled your fancy. I hope you're happy.
>>5758181
All the pumpkins!
>>5758181
>Dodges the soul steal technique, and runs for her life.
My time hasn't ran out yet! I have a goal to finish before I die!
>>5758181
already, huh?
>>5758181
Welp, everyone's gotta have a bad day every once in a while.
>>5758148
Alrighty, well it was fun talking to ya, goodluck on the games.
>>5758181
Here we go.
>>5758219
Like...a war in the arena, or a real war?
>>5758217
>>5758235
add me
>>5758121
>I prefer the simpler old one. Not a complaint or anything, this is good.
>>5758196
>>5758210
ur ded kido
>>5758242
Don't worry you little Temmie, you'll be on the top someday.
>>5758132
The creators would of informed us if we were created by supernatural means.
We also do not require "magic" to build or replace ourselves.
>>5758181
>>5758223
Critical systems failure...
We are "even" now Tank Builder-Human.
>>5758186
We think and reach consensus with all programs at the speed of light. What you're stating is a fact.
But, we "appreciate" your compliment, Human
>>5758231
Kaito x not X7-10
Spike x Sunset
Yukine x Ocelot
Luna x Raven
Like that?
>>5758223
>>5758148
>>5758134
>>5758139
>>5758254
Thank you for the input.
This operation commences no-
>>5758181
....Next game.
>>5758221
It's based on the rankings used in Phantom Pain, I'll assign a codename based on how the survivor performed throughout the game. The types of events they got themselves into, if they killed or not, and what weapons they used to kill.
>>5758242
There's always next time, Tem. At least you're not a loser like you know who
I heard there was a bunch of faggy ass little fucking girls in this thread getting their sensitive little feelings hurt because of some shitposting, so I came here to hurt your bitch feelings even more by adding to the shitposting. Are you degenerate asshole lickers ready for the shit? It's fucking coming right now in the shape of my text smelling of pure shit. I'm going to make a new entry thread with a picture of some autistic child on my face, then I'm going to let it fill up with the 48 tributes, and then I'm going to delete the thread and create a new one. I will infinitely repeat the process until these fucking games are killed like the cancer they are, and I will fucking succeed in my plan. I will wipe the cancerous likes of Ryona, Fumi, Adachi, Littlefaggot, King Cuck, Hoshit, Faggot Russian, Foot Fetishist, Thanks for hosting Yuno, Fagbrose, and any other faggots that might think they're relevant off the face of this fucking board. You're all fucking shit and I will destroy you fucking wankers.
>>5758260
Figured that out when the chainsaw hit me, but thanks for the info.
A lot of tributes make some... Questionable choices, but nevertheless, the game must go on!
>>5758235
>Kissu
>>5758217
Memes aside when will these two retards understand that no one want them here?
They are a disease to the community. They've lost the respect they used to possess after their retarded sperg outs.
>>5758267
so if u get hert wat do u do?
u just taek a scrwdrivur an go 2 town on urself?
hey mang i dont judje, dats how i fix mi car
>>5758277
no proplem
>>5758267
Fufufu. At least I didn't just disintegrate you.
>>5758280
ARE. YOU. KIDDING ME!?
>>5758280
I'm fine on my own, I'll be sure to share some of it.
>>5758284
>anybody respecting hoshi ever
top laugh
>>5758280
Better not be me, im wrestler material.
>>5758242
thank you, friend
>>5758274
you're a winner in my heart, Luffy
>>5758210
Oh my god, tell me about it! I swear all Asians are copy pasted! They're made in factories I tell you, FACTORIES!
>>5758234
Not really, I think you're just looking two fair into it, Pinhead.
If you're a god then I'm the fucking Demiurge. don't lie to my face, you ass.
>>5758280
Treasure! Cool, more adventures!
>>5758235
Good night.
>>5758270
You really put some thought into it. Can't wait to see them next game.
>>5758280
A little harmless cuddling won't hurt anyone.
>>5758311
>rubs belly
>>5758302
Are you autistic?
Hoshi used to be respected, like every normal avafags at one point.
>>5758280
>Shove the stake through the poor souls body, twisting it in for good measure.
Vampire or not, your death was inevitable... I am sorry that it needed to be in my hands.
>>5758245
An eternal war! Filled with bloodshed and catastrophe for ages to come! That is our goal!
>>5758231
>he smiles
If you say so, Mr. Kaito.
>>5758280
Time to see what mysteries await us...
>>5758325
>respecting gooks
>ever
xdd
>>5758314
>Two fair
>I MEANT TOO FAR! HOLY SHIT
>>5758181
BEGONE, VILE DEMON! I DON'T LIKE GHOSTS, SO I SURE AS HELL DON'T LIKE YOU!
>>5758223
Who's "the other two"? You mean people from your place, or other two countries here? And yes, I'm a goddamn country. Your point is?
...2%? The risks that I may take when I try to win may be great, but man, am I bad at math. 31 losses would probably get you 1 win in return. Ratios aren't my thing.
>>5758234
It was in Japanese, dude! I had to learn it so I could join in with the singing thing Japan had going, and I'm proud of it! Catchy is correct, in my opinion! Marukaite chikyuu, marukaite chikyuu...
...Say, if I can be nosy for a sec, what words did you understand?
>>5758267
So you ARE as smart as you sound! Dude, that's totally amazing! If you can repair yourself pretty darm quickly, then I wonder what else you can do... Do you know a lot about Earth, dude?
what's the difference between a gook, a chink and a jap?
>>5758311
So very adorable, I could squeeze the life out of you.
>>5758219
Well.. Nazi and vampire are both pretty negative things normally.
>>5758223
>I was going to say something but no spoilers right?
I dunno, it might help to have someone.
>>5758235
Goodnight Miku, rest well!
>>5758268
Not really, I don't know who that person is.
>>5758280
... Why are there so many girls?!
>>5758325
ive never seen anybody besides faceless anons speak positively of him
>wants to rp
>deciding what ava to use
>game pops up
>enter filler
>>5758280
>Sleeps forever
>>5758314
They don't age neither! It's like they stop at 15 and don't start again till 45 at least! Black don't crack my ass, Asian don't fuckin crack.
>>5758329
Uh...war bein a thing where at least two sides are tryin to kill each other, right?
Not much death happened tonight, since some of the tributes are actually going out of their way to go get some candy.
But there was a bit of death! Just a little!
>>5758354
the chinks and japs have some value
>>5758360
Kaito x Haku
Spike x Sunset
Yukine x Ocelot
Luna x Raven
Like that?
>>5758314
no srsly ima god
god of gunz
gun god
datz me
yung venuz
yoop
>>5758340
WAT DOS DIS MEEN
>>5758347
o rite japanes, sometims chiken speeks it cuz of all de samorai movies she watchs
um i undurstod "america"
dats it i tink
>>5758354
Gooks make great smartphones.
Japs make greates consoles.
Chinks copy that shit.
>>5758294
We repair ourselves with adequate materials in the near vicinity until more permanent repairs can be undertaken.
>>5758296
That would not kill us. We would reload from a back-up program into a new mobile platform.
>>5758347
Earth. Human homeworld. Third planet in the Sol System. Site of one the largest battle in galactic history against the Old Machines.
>>5758311
Thanks!
>>5758382
I died? what a load of bullshit.
>>5758360
Do you think of me negatively?
>>5758381
Ja! Except this will involve all humans! It will be glorious as foretold by the Major!
>>5758280
I don't feel comfortable with the furry abomination being behind me.
>>5758336
You were just giving me guff, weren't you?
Ha...ha..heh... Uh, guess I kind of went a little overboard, huh?
>>5758369
>I am glad I avoided this.
>>5758382
That party was something else my good man. Though, I would recommend that you wouldn't hit on every single woman there... It was embarrassing.
>>5758323
>>5758356
heh, thanks
>>5758404
saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave meeeeeeee
>>5758339
I thought the obsessed thing was a meme.
You're an even bigger lost cause than him Yukine.
>>5758361
Either you're blind or you're only here since summer 2016.
Both these two autists used to be liked, but they fucked up each others and now they're at the bottom of the food chain.
The next natural step is to get rid of them permanently.
good night says the irrelevant literally who for you all.
>>5758420
Ok, that don't seem a little, uh, fucked up to you?
>>5758382
Yeah, you're not getting that. Half of me will be angry. Pick something else.
>>5758450
Sleep tight my dude.
topfucking kek I dare one person to say they like Junko with their ava
>>5758347
The male versions of you. And I would've though that people as 'important' as you would actually be good at SOMETHING.
And I'm pretty sure that's the odds, at least. Even so, it's not a certain thing, either way.
>>5758360
>Normally I don't even care about spoilers, myself, I just wanna know.
That's why I have friends and family, not...LOVERS.
>>5758396
But it would've been still more inconvenient, huh?
>>5758369
>This is why I default to Rika.
>>5758450
Later.
Eggman-kun is the cutest in his costume.
>>5758423
You and me both.
>>5758450
>Kissu
>>5758437
>thinking I'm Yukine
how mad are you, autist?
>>5758396
o dats prety neet i gues
whenevr i get hert rly bad i jus poof outta existense an com bak gud as new
p cool, rite?
>>5758434
Ohhh, did he died?
>>5758462
I like Junko.
>>5758426
You're perfectly fine. Don't worry about it too much.
>>5758462
Hi.
Post people who respect Hoshi
>>5758450
Peace.
>>5758466
May as well get some practice in. A good eight blocks will be enough. Let's go.
>>5758336
No offense, if I was a girl I'd pick you, we'd be pretty compatible.
>>5758382
How very unlucky..
>>5758391
N-no..!
>>5758420
No, just some things that I know about history.
>>5758450
Rest well man.
>>5758463
>Hazama dies I believe, I don't know about Terumi, but Haz is like definitely boned.
But.. Isn't the problem that they're not here?
>>5758450
>kissu
>>5758462
i lik junky hiroshima
>>5758381
Dude, I know right? It's fucking creepy! They all look like they haven't aged a day past twenty
They're like, immortals, the only reason we start seeing them age is because they haven't been sustaining their energy source, which I'm convinced is the nuclear energy left over from the bombs.
>>5758393
Uh, no you're not, you're a triangle, triangles can't be gods, that stupid. Gods are like, horrifying beings from the sixth dimension, haven't you read the old testament?
>>5758462
>Implying anyone important dislikes Junko
>>5758462
(I like Junko)
>>5758453
Nein. It sounds like a fun time!
>>5758506
Like what? Are you also a teacher?
>>5758523
Where the fuck did you come from?
>>5758522
>answer the challenge
>nuh-uh you don't count
>>5758499
The people who used Sanc
>>5758463
It would prevent this platform from accomplishing other tasks for a short period of time.
>>5758471
Understood.
>>5758462
I still got some hesitation after the Kamina thing, but she's been aight besides that.
>>5758511
That's gotta be it, why else would there clearly be old Asians in their art from like the 1800s and earlier!?
>>5758527
Pardon my French, but what in the fuck sounds fun about death and destruction!!
>>5758516
>Implying anyone important dislikes Junko
>this delusion
Her dogs really are pitiful.
>>5758393
Pffft, I know how she feels. They have a catchy language, dude! If I didn't know English, I'd probably be speaking Japanese or something...
Just America? Man, I should get to work on actually proving that I'm America when I sing! That's no good!
>>5758396
...Wow, that's pretty darn specific. The Old Machines sound pretty... Foreboding for some reason, like they were an extremely important part of history. Then again, you say it was a site of the largest battle in galactic history against 'em... What are they, exactly? The Old Machines?
>>5758463
...Mmh. I don't hate Russia, but I'd rather that one person comes at a time, alright? And I AM good at something! I'm the heroine, for Christ's sake! I'd be useless if I wasn't good at something!
...Certain odds or not, there's no guarantee that you'll keep dying on the first day. I have a feeling that you'll come around eventually!
>>5758516
Why are AF recruiters the most sketchy mofos i ever had to deal with?
Why is the AF the only ones in our base that needed an entire days worth of lecture just to say to keep it in their pants.
Why is Air Force so fucking weird?
>>5758462
She tried to grope my butt, I'd say I don't like her but I already forgot about it.
>>5757325
>EPIC WEEN