ERP thread Armpits are the best edition

nth for staying woke

>>5742032
link
the
old
thread

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>Armpits

First for touhou fags need to drink bleach

Pits, hair, and some big titties. Good thread image

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>>5742006
Pressure on the battlefield isn't the same as some young thing putting out her.....
Uh, I'm fine!
>He turns, crossing his arms and facing away from his teaser

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>>5741955
>fingers

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>>5741955 (fury prog)
dat guy? ya sur
>clears nonexistent throat
While the golden car is indeed quite heavy, it's thrusters allow it to bypass this. To be quite honest; I do not know it's full functionality. Another such achievement it has completed is being able to drive at warp speeds, which is why the car is the only method possible to travel to the Venus Mansion, since it IS in deep space, after all.
It's a fairly normal sized vehicle, but the pedals have been custom-made to accommodate my rather lacking legs. And no, I did not make it. I purchased it with my wealth.
>unclears throat
so yea dats de dealio

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As asked before, What's new..?

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>>5741962
>>5741984
>>5742004
I-I feel so loved

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>>5741886
Nice meme cunt. Can't top my rp though.

>>5741901
Yes. But that doesn't matter, you're all depressed fucks seeking otherkin love by pretending to fuck some anime girl.
Evaluate your life mate and change it. Or you all too busy pretending to be Shakespear around here and think you're novel writers?

>>5741942
Yes.

>>5741955
I have severe depression and I want to kill myself. Feed me a (You) and you save me from killing myself by another day.

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>>5742061
>Honks while running you over.

>>5742093
>likes being used
In what way?

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>>5742093
mony mony mony mony mony
moni!!!

>>5742098
Here (You) go pal. It's on the house.

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>>5741879
Sure.
>the goofy little pose makes him rumble in laughter, and he fakes a swoon as he makes a very canned swoon and falls over onto her shoulder
My friggin' hero.
>he doesn't drop all of his dead weight on her, but he's certainly no lightweight

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>>5742093

You know, the usual stuff... Boredom taking a toll.

>>5742097
you should
now let me erp you nerdo

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>>5741718
(Is this better then anime eyes? )

>>5741724 (Mewtwo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tziGHwH9xg )
(That sounds good.)

>>5741844 (White dorito)
You have a mansion in space? I wish I had a mansion in space. I lived in space before. Space cops took me out of space. I don't like space cops. Mony and gunz must be pretty nice then. But I like space better. Did I say I like space yet? Cause I really like space.

>>5742007 (Egg? )
(I certainly am. Would love to do something with her and Pit sometime if you ever pick her back up for some reason. )

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>>5742007
(Kuroe)
>The moment she let go, his hands relaxed. So relieved were they to not be crushed in by such surprising strength. No girl her size should be able to pack that much power in their bodies. Then, again, they did meet in the Asylum, where giant crocodile-men, a maniacal clown, and a man who suffered from a need to constantly hide everything behind riddles were residents of. He really shouldn't be so surprised.

I 'unno. Don't friends like hang out and watch Netflix or some shit? We could do that I guess. I stole some Korean girl's account cuz she accidentally posted her info on stream. Bitch oughta stop watchin' her mierda and watch some good shit like Breaking Bad 'n shit. We could... do that I guess.

>>5742097
>hugs
That's the point, hope we can finish up that session sometime.

Reminder that Fronk is an immature baby

>>5742168
Hi LD

>>5742168
This.

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>>5742157
yea i got a mansion in spac, lets me run from de popo ezier
o man spase cops suk, de IDPD is tryin 2 arest me al de tim
yea mony and gunz r de best ting evr mang
ya u sed it a cople tims but i dont mind

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>>5742073
My what? Nae kaseum? (My chest?)
>She asks innocently enough, stepping in front of his face once more.
You really are a perverted old man, aren't you?
>>5742139
Ah!
>Hana squeals as the man rests against her, staggering back. Puffing her cheeks out, she struggles to support him, feet skidding on the ground for a moment.
Yah, oppa, please..
>She gasps, face reddening with effort.

redpill me on Mecha

>>5742168
true

>>5742202
What cartoon/anime is this from, serious question

redpill me on Virra

>>5742226
Nuclear Throne.

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>>5742209
hes a robit
>>5742226
(I'm assuming you're referring to Yung Venuz, the guy on top. He's from the game Nuclear Throne.)
(Dude on bottom is Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls.)
(Any other questions?)

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>>5742116
Oh, wouldn't you like to know.

>>5742118
...you're a cute little triangle, you know that?

>>5742150
Mhhm. Same here pal.

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>>5742206
It's not...!
I'm not a...!
Dammit, girl...
>He sighs, putting a hand on her shoulder with his fist to his hip.
Yes, I looked at your chest...I'm sorry, I'm an old man and I don't...see a lot often anymore? I don't know.

>>5742209
Fedora blogposter

>>5742227
Literal sociopath

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redpill me on kenny

redpill me on Lore

>>5742258
Are you Virra?

>>5742261
Do I have permission to cum, ma'am

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redpill me on why i'm the best

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>>5742261
am not cyoot!!
am manly an cool trinagle
am also sucesful rapper, i hav lots of mony
>He proudly beams at his apparent success.
>>5742282
(Nah.)

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>>5742272
may or may not be a panda

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>>5742272
>Redpills you on being eaten alive.

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>>5742261

In that case why not lend each other a hand... And the rest of the body to fight the boredom!
What do you say, sweetcheeks~?

redpill me on the emperor of mankind

>>5742293
Go die.

>>5742293
You shitpost and one line RP, how could anyone hate you?

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>>5742081
>moans fuckingly
>>5742087
>kek
Wow, that was...that was actually perfect. How long have you had that ability for?
Aside from the amazing replication of his voice, your car sounds amazing as well...
Though, I hope its big enough to fit someone like me in.
But uh, why'd you decide to build it in deep space? Seems kinda like a target for asteroid storms, right?
>>5742019
Hm? Well, I never opposed it. Keep going anon~
>>5742098
W-what!?
>gives him a bag full of 100 (Yous)
W-will this suffice? I dont want you to end yourself over something like that!

>>5742272
A shit

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>Hello guys, it's Markiplier here

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>>5742305
B-But I was just about to fall asleep!
>>5742304
LIES

>>5742281
Furfag and shitposter

>>5742346
>cum

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>>5742293
You're the best fag to be honest

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>>5742339
good shit senpai

How about a card check to help pick things up in the thread.
CARD CHECK

>>5742339
>Keeps petting cute doggy

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>>5742157
(That is goddamn hilarious to me)
>Mewtwo, feeling that Serena's slit had become properly wet, removed his finger and gently lay Serena down on the ground, guiding her downwards onto her back
This may hurt at first. Bare with it. It will subside. Eventually.

>>5741567
(I forget who you have besides Chloe)
(But definitely Chloe)

how about a redpill check to help pick things up in the thread.
REDPILL CHECK

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>>5742339
idk evr sinse i was born i gues
idk if i was born tho, just kinda maed in2 existance? dunno
i meen u mite fit, if u dont u can alwys lay down in de backseat, i dont mind
an sinse mi mansion is in deep space, da popo cant track me down!! most of de tim

>>5742293
>>5742392
It's like Clash of the Titans, both are big, and both are very angry

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>>5742267
>Hana either doesn't notice or doesn't care about the blush creeping on her whiskered cheeks.
Aish...
>She sighs, bunching up her shoulders in a shrug as he touches her.
It's okay, there's no shame in being a byuntae. (Pervert)
>She still seemed keen on teasing him, wriggling her upper body playfully.

This is a reminder that no matter what Paul does, no matter what he is, even his name at birth, it always ends in an "L". Keep earning that L, Paul, so you can end your life with an L.

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>>5742392
I know, right? That's what I'm saying.

>>5742430
For you.

>>5742392
Rinoa, you might not typefuck but I like you anyways.

>>5742394
>card meme
Drink bleach

>>5742430
For you.

>>5742157
(So is that a no on the Juniper for tonight then?)

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>>5742135
>>5742339
Tops shit cunts. Lowkey I need a thousand more to suffice but this works out for now.

>>5742227
They literally are complete psychopath who banned people like Lord Dominator Lore and Nue for no reason whatsoever. They lurk the threads and blogpost every single day.
They also doxed multiple people including Hotaru. They are really really shitty at erp.
He has sexually assaulted jinx in real life, and has blackmailed Mizuki into being a slut. Virra has threatened to ddos all of 4chan for the sake of having a pebble in their shoe. They are also a payed government shill who probably is one of the many people who worked in groups to shill the fuck out of Bernie Sanders. That is not the worst of it all, they have literally killed and raped and eaten plenty of little girls.

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>>5742285
Nnnnno. No you don't.

>>5742300
Rapper, huh? Didn't know triangles could pursue such career choices.

>>5742306
Mhhm, yeah. Nice try buddy. I'm not THAT easy...

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>>5742352
>Pulls you into bed while continuing to munch on you.

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>>5742206
Gravity's increasing. Oh no. Aaaah.
>the weight increases little by little until her knees start to wobble, but he pulls himself back up at that point and starts to laugh
Not much of a tank without Meka, huh.

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>>5742394
I've got a few hours this morning if somebody wants something. Otherwise i'm going to chill.

>>5742473
Don't talk about master like that
>Lupin

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>>5742394

>>5742473
Hi LD

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>>5742437
>He grumbles and bit and takes his hand off her shoulder
I'm not...I'm not a pervert! I just....glanced is all. Ok, there's nothing dirty about...a glance!
>Jack gently presses his fist to her cheek and pushes it a bit in a play punch
And what's with those rosy cheeks, huh?

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>>5742202
Space cops take me out of space. I don't want to leave space. So I don't like space cops. I say I like space allot. Because I really like it. I also have been programmed to only know things about space. Space.

>>5742464
(Not tonight. Maybe tomorrow if I am feeling up for her. )

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I just want to be the public toilet tbqh

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>>5742305

>>5742473
Come on, man. We've all murdered and eaten a few little girls here and there.
Shit happens.

Virra is THE WORST person on the threads.

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Redpill me about Vino

>>5742474
>Nnnnno. No you don't.
Alright, I'll only cum when I have permission. I won't cum tonight, or tomorrow, or the day after until I am allowed to

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>>5742474
wel im imortal so i cant die ya kno
i had 2 find SOMTIN 2 do w/ mi time
so i becam a rapper an made lots big monys
if i giv u som can i hav a smoochy?
>>5742537
ya man space cops suk
dont c wy u wold, spac is prety rad
ya maks sens
programed 2 lik spac? dats prety col

>>5742560
The coolest guy

>>5742537
(Ok then, you enjoy yourself then, good night)

Virra is literally the Antichrist of /x/

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>>5742474

Well, you do look that easy but I suppose I'll have to do my best to earn your attention...
... The question is: How?

>>5742548
Reminder that piss is down there with feet and macro

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>>5742446
You're alright

>>5742448
You're alright

>>5742548
You're alright

>>5742560
You're alright

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>>5742339
>Gropes your breast.

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>>5742552
>Accidentally drops both the hamburger and somehow her 'face' from the sudden surprise of her master's appearance.

>>5742473
>tfw 40% of this is true

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>>5742597
I'm all left, b-baka.

>>5742601
>pees on you

>>5742473
https://youtu.be/2dbR2JZmlWo

>>5742596
In other words, perfectly fine and acceptable even though I myself don't like macro?

>>5742597
Thanks, you too.

>>5742601
When did Parsee turn into such a slut?

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>>5742486
>Kurisu provides no resistance to her demise.
This is only fine for today.

>>5742595
Hi Mecha

Redpill me on Jiro

Why does he embrace the edge?

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>>5742601
>sits on Paru futa peenor

>>5742626
I have pictures of them raping Jinx

>>5742520
(Feel bad about bailing that time, if you want to continue the GeraltxChrysalis thing i've looked out the last post and can type up a reply.)

>>5742653
that's Hotaru you idiot

>>5742658
>2016
>not embracing the edge

>>5742520
Pictured here, a person who has ERP'd with Owain

>>5742664
Post them fag

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>>5742585
Tops shit cunt. Do you lowkey think these degenerates should go outside and do something instead of fucking anime girls?
If you do then you're a cool guy.

>>5742597
Lowkey I think you're alright as well, but if these degenerates see that they got more otherkin munition to fire at me.

>>5742474
You, you have a pretty human looking body and breasts for a robot. Why would they feel it necessary to give you that appearance?

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>>5742572
Neat, I hope you hold it in for so long that you fucking explode.

>>5742574
>She couldn't help but laugh lightly under her breath. She didn't know how serious she was supposed to take this situation, so she decided to make the best of it.
I mean...sure, I guess. You don't really have a mouth..-

>>5742595
Take lessons from the triangle, bud. He's being quite the gentleman..~

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>>5742629
The only thing you've left is an unforgettable impression senpai!

>>5742676
It's only hotaru when she posts her card. It's full rance mode tonight apparently.

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>>5742157
{I can always go get some pictures of her and bring her out, but I'm a bit rusty.}

>>5742159
"You stole a girl's account?"
>She laughed at this. A 4th wall moment hit here where she wondered if her and her sister's adventures would be on there...but she didn't say anything. Instead, she started hopping up and down again.
"What movies do you like to watch? Actually, why don't we just choose random? Or a horror movie, even!"

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>>5742645
>Slowly nibbles on the shoulder of her lazy meal in bed.

>>5742692
Eat a burger and lift some weights

Virra also throws hamsters against a wall for fun.

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>>5742669
(Perhaps another time. I'll try and be here on the weekend.)

>>5742690
(I don't think I've ever roleplayed with Owain unless he was an anon months ago.)

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>>5742394

>>5742705
>you fucking explode.
I give up, I'm going to cum

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>>5742491
>Flustered, Hana furrows her eyebrows.
Not funny. I am perfectly able to take care of... my... sel...
>The girl trails off, her eyes flickering closed. She crumples to the floor, pretending to collapse. It was one hundred percent just a ruse, but she gave it a shot anyway.
>>5742536
Ap'ha! (That hurts!)
>She whines, rubbing her burning cheek.
There's nothing about them, you old man!
>Hana smirks, reaching for his mask.
You were the one stammering not even thirty seconds ago.

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>>5742705

You mean the dorito over there?
>Rance narrowed his eyes at the strange polygon before shaking his head.
Do you even understand half of what he's saying?

>>5742394
>

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>>5742393
>All those toys
Sheesh, why not add one more to the collection?
>>5742403
>Keeps rubbing head against hand, almost like a cat for some reason.
>>5742469
1000? Huh...I'll try to rack up some (You)'s just to save you. Sound good? I have a few ways to get some, but they involve... "other" methods.
>>5742428
Made into existence? So, kinda like me then. My storys a bit weird, but I'd rather not get into it just now until I understand myself to be fair.
Police- oh, well, that explains where you get the absurd amount of money. Sheesh, your life sounds pretty fun. I'm assuming you do wild bank robberies or raids on treasuries for those green stacks, right?
>>5742601
>Breasts jiggle a bit

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>>5742692
Fucking e-fuck me right fucking now

Virra is the leader of ISIS

>Virra is the king of Autism, they banned me and I am really salty

Virra stands on the grass when there's clearly a "no standing on grass" sign.

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>>5742492
{IM READY FOR THAT FIELD AGAIN}

>>5742756
>>5742574
>>5742705
>Rance being cucked by YV

What a time to be alive.

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>>5742764
The more the merrier

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>>5742394

Eh, might as well.

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>>5742705
o dats ok
u can jus giv my 4hed a smoochie if u want idk
>The much shorter triangle reaches up with a hand(?)ful of bills.
wil dis covr it?
>>5742764
i meen i rob banks
but dey ar always abandined
so its not ilegal i dont tink
>>5742784
>mfw

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>>5742415
(Actually. Mind if we continue another time? Not really in the mood to play as Serena after being pulled away by a few things here and there. )

>>5742574
I was made as a space core. Cores can do many things. I know allot about space. There is probably even a core that likes mony and gunz like you.

>>5742724
(That would be fantastic. If you don't mind that is. I doubt it will matter too much if you are rusty playing her since it's been about two or so years since I read up anything on Pit's character. I should change that. )

Like two diseases that negate themselves, Vino and Rinoa contain their cancerous dialogue to each other.
It's nearly romantic.

Virra really runs a really really shitty server, not enough people insulting eachother and obese pokemon.

>>5742764
>Pets doggy's breasts

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>>5742755
>He stops, red as a beat under the mask, but not stopping her from reaching for it, staring down at the young lady as she does the same up at him
...what are you doing there?

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>>5742394
(Here's a card.)

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>>5742733
That's lowkey what all of them should do yeah. Good shit cunt.

>>5742764
I appreciate it. It's a hard life being me and surviving as I'm this starved.
African kids don't have anything on me at this point.

>>5742765
Lowkey fucks you in the back of a van, but no homo.

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Virra poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered a plague unto our houses!

>>5742724
...I like Drive. You ever see the movie Drive? Is a good movie.

>And so he led her away from the lobby where they reunited with as the teenager led the girl to where he lived in the nearby shanty town that served as the living quarters for most of the people that frequented the area. As they walked, Gabriel regaled his new friend with his review on the Ryan Gosling motion picture, citing that he enjoyed the character of Standard and there was gratuitous use of the word "kino", which in the context he used it in, made absolutely no sense even using context clues.

this is virras yt channel
https://www.youtube.com/user/TVFilthyFrank/videos

>>5742806
Lore pls.

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I broke a dogs neck for fun.

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>>5742801
So this is what it's all about. I get it now!

Guys, I'm giving up my troublemaking ways for good!

>>5742796
Satsuki pls

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>>5742394
I got a card bb.

>>5742836
edge

>>5742826
He did?

>>5742836
Aint nothing wrong with that.

Carnage gone?

Finally

Redpill me on......Fuck, I don't know.
>spins wheel
>throws dart
Redpill me on why Jiro's relationship with Lore's piss fetish is problematic.

>>5742796
>Igawa sakura
Yes please.

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>>5742755
What are you talking about mate, it's hilarious.
>his amusement is cut off by her showy falling to the floor, and he keeps utterly silent until he tugs his mask off to look at her, brows knitted in confusion
Don't tell me I crushed more than your tiny ego.
>there's another short pause, and then something of a concerned look crosses his features as he bends over
...Hana?

>>5742871
This desu.

He shouldn't get away with it

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>>5742868
No... but are we going to wait around until he does?!

>>5742800
(I don't mind at all. Should I screencap my post or do you want to?)

>>5742871
Hi Tsuyu.

Redpill me on why I can't make friends

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>>5742756 #
As a matter of fact, I do. And he's a hell of alot more bearable than you.-

>>5742799 #
>Kneeling down to gently pluck the money from his hand, the robot quietly stuffs the cash in her back pocket. Letting a small smile shine through as she gives YV a nice kiss on the (forehead?)

*Mmh..~

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>>5742867
ehehehe
>Despite not having blood or organs, he seemed to be blushing.
thanks laydee
dont spend it al in wun place u heer?

https://youtu.be/SW-BU6keEUw

>>5742858
You up for finishing that Nursing handy wth PowerGirl or is tonight a bad night?

>>5742894
>Raises pitchfork
Let's get him!

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>>5742618
>Critical strike! The image the skeleton had needed

I need a slutty Nintendo Princess' lips wrapped around my cock.

[email protected]

>>5742880
Jiro got pissed on once by someone that later admitted he was into NTR
Lore insulted him with meme arrows and emojis and said he should feel grateful when a thick pokemon pisses on him

how is that people get attached to such shitty avas?

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>>5742943
Says a lot about you, doesn't it

>>5742943
Memery

Virra DOESN'T pay taxes

>>5742948
What did you mean by this?

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>>5742920

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>>5742394

>>5742858
who are you in the mood for

Redpill me on Nymph, Vino, Rinoa and Furry Porn

>>5742956
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>5742943
Desperation.

Virra dodged the draft

>>5742963
Furry Porn a cute that I want to make love to gently.

>>5742963
The best posters in the thread to be quite and frankly honest

Thread reminder: Jiro is cute

>>5742963
Nymph wants to be a toilet and breeding sow
Vino a shitposter
Rinoa a different shitposter that ERPs sometimes
Furry Porn a cute, grab her tits sometime

>>5742963
Ignored at home, they come to get attention, fail miserably to get it and shitpost non-stop.
Except FP, she cool.

Redpill me on mecha x paul

Virra did 9/11

Virra steals from charity

>>5742996
Mecha rescued DMG from a shitty relationship.
Paul was the shitty relationship.

>>5742896
(Think you could? )

t. Serena

>>5742985
If you love Jiro so much, why don't you marry him?

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>>5742850

Satsuki what? At least address properly you cowardice pig.

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Redpill me on anons

Virra is a big guy

redpill me on Ryuko, Lore, and Jinx

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>>5742925
>Can die happily now.

>>5742963
Furry is the only one that puts up a decent RP

>>5743011
For Lore

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>>5743005
(No problem. Have fun)

>>5742996
Attention whores who's auras clash

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>>5742785
>shoves vibrator in pooper
>>5742799
So...you're breaking into storage houses is what it sounds like. Or un attended vaults.
I like the way you think. You're technically right. I should join you one day just to get a couple of those dollars...would help pay off some stuff.
>>5742819
Hey now anon...you're getting into some sensitive areas...
>>5742823
Kek, dont worry, you'll get those care packages of (Yous) shortly.

>>5743007
Satsuki please

>>5743012
Lore is a worse roleplayer than Virra.

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>>5743009
Nobody's perfect

>>5743006
I am not good enough to make Jiro smile again.

redpill me on virra x sammy

>>5742943
Bad taste.

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>>5742962
(Well with Tenryuu being my newest, I'd like to get something done with her, maybe something with Parasoul too, since she's great...Maybe some Amazon or Eliza, I Dunno who I'm feeling right now)

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>>5742882

I take it you like bodysuits and ninjas?

>>5743030
>Hugs doggo close

>>5743036
You don't know unless you try.

Whats your favorite /erp/ meme?

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>>5743030
pay of wat stuf? i cold help u now u kno
i dont mind sharin mi mony
espeshully 4 some1 dat tinks my music is gud

>>5743057
Hi Lupin

>>5743042
Lore attacked them, and caused them to leave the ERP discord. Now they talk with Virra in DM's

redpill me on why virra forced his girlfriend to get an abortion

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>>5743057
People unironically thinking they're better than me at anything.

>>5743036
Yes you are anon, believe in yourself!

>>5743046
(So no powergirl tonight? Ok then, have some good typefuck)

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some1 redpil me on yv
wy is he so col? how dose he get al de ladys?

>>5743049
Not him, but it's an excellent combination!

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>>5742925
{What does one have to do to join this great table}

>>5742826
>Kuroe didn't even understand half of what he was talking about. She was striding after him, humming and looking around at the town. When they passed a fruit stand, she casually grabbed a green apple and munched on it while he rambled.
>She wondered if there was a reason people were staring at him and the little girl. Probably because they thought something was up, so she decided to fake something real quick.
"Hey Big Brother, what's a good place for some food?"
>She winked at him, hoping he would catch the drift of the people staring, and kept eating her apple.

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>>5742820
Me? I'm not doing anything!
>She insists, gripping the edges of the mask and trying to pull it.
I wanna see how flustered you are, byuntae. (pervert)
>>5742884
>Hana hides her face against her arm, lips quivering with her attempt to avoid smiling or laughing out loud.
>She makes a groaning sound, sprawled out on the floor. Hana struggled to keep up her facade, hoping she'd be able to surprise him instead of him catching on.

>>5743057
Anons making up ridiculous shit about everyone

>>5743077
It was Lupin's child all along

redpill me on Donald trump

>>5742796
Who is that delicious brown body in the middle?

>>5743057
/erp/ is a meme within itself

>>5743114
Gotta circlejerk harder EGG

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>>5742913

B-But I ain't even a bear!
Hmph! Very well, I shall now leave thee to your acquaintance.
>Bitter, rejected and cucked, Rance retreats into the shadows.
>And by shadows, he merely walks off somewhere else.

>>5742799

>Plots your demise
>A slow, painful demise...
>... Will forget about it, however.

Doomguy got arrested for cp

>>5743057
Vino

Virra sells drugs to the homeless

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>>5743117
>He sighs, one hand reaching up to hold hers while the other undoes the mask to let it fall to the ground, his blushed cheeks and withered face revealed to her as he grumbles more
Spoiled...

>>5743046
i can get down with some Tenryuu, lay it on me bro

>>5743124
You are actually braindead if you vote for him unironically.

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>>5743136
>plots 2 mayb eet a sampwich l8r
>but no mouf?
>wil also 4get about it
>>5743142
(who is spreading these LIES)

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>>5743022
>A tall Abyssal had been standing in the corner of the room for quite some time, curious about the new creature that she had not seen before. He didn't seem recognizable, and didn't look like a threat. So what could he be?
>She raised a clawed hand, and wiggled her claws as some sort of greeting at him.

>>5743049
Yes I do, especially when the ninjas wearing the bodysuits are slutty.

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>>5743017
>>5742990
>>5742989
>>5742982
Aw guys...you're really too sweet. Honestly...

Lore and Virra are dating.

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>>5743124
He's going to make anime real

>>5743174
True, and you're actively malicious if you vote for Hillary. Really, we're fucked this election.

>>5743134
That is EGG

EGG thinks we care about her retarded ass dreams

Reminder that newfags aren't allowed to have opinions.

>>5743176
>Cum dorito is doom guy
It all makes sense.

>>5743124
MAGA YOU FUCKING KEKS. MILO BUYING 4CHAN WITH MARTIN SHREKLI, REMOVE SHILLARY AND GET READY FOR FREEDOMS AND NO MEXICANS.

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>>5743172
Lay it on 'ya? How about I just...I dunno, uhh...wh-what's a cool thing to say in this situation?

>>5743214
dude changes meme avas quicker than mecha

>>5743204
People have been saying "whoever wins, we lose" almost every election but this is the one time it's not exaggerated in the in slightest. Fuck this entire thing.

>>5743213
Wrong thread, HG shitter.

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>>5743224
(But meme Avas are fun. )

>>5743204
I want to vote third party, I really do. But third party is a meme.

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>>5743204
ther r no winnrs
>>5743214
am not dorito
am trinagle
diferens
>>5743224
(this is my first meme ava, mang)
(what you on about)

>>5743237
t. newfag

>>5743225
I'm not one to be negative like that normally, but it really does apply here. It's a bit like Alien vs. Predator.

>>5743242
It didn't used to be. Remember the Bull Moose party.

>>5743124
(He makes for a good genre of music)

https://soundcloud.com/search?q=trumpwave

>>5743057
(Marked, bitch makes me smile every time. If only because I always hear it in Jesse Pinkman's voice)

>>5743114
>He stopped when she asked her question, honestly believing Kuroe was hungry. It wasn't until Gabriel noticed a few people staring did he catch what she was trying to do. He rubbed the back of his head underneath his hoodie as he glanced around, suddenly realizing that Kuroe wasn't exactly dressed for success.

Ayy, ¿sabes que? You got that apple and that's probably all you're gonna get. You know we ain't got the money for food n shit. We can't afford decent clothes.

>As if to emphasize his point to the people staring, he threw out his arms to show off his garb. The black, long hoodie. The t-shirt that was so subtly declaring "Got Nutz" complete with an arrow pointing downwards, and a pair of trackpants. Clearly the uniform of someone who was a frequent visitor to Goodwill.

We'll hit up the McDonald's dumpsters before we get home, okay? C'mon.

>And to further drive their "brother/sister" facade, Gabriel took Kuroe by the hand and continued their journey

>>5743222
I wouldn't sweat trying to go for the cool response. Just be yourself and I'll always think you're cool.
>thumbs up

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>>5743188
>You will never come home to Virra's home cooking
>You will never see Virra dressed in nothing but a pink, frilly apron
>You will never move behind Virra and grope his thick, hairless ass
>You will never growl into Virra's ear and tell him "I want you for dinner, Virra"
>You will never fuck Virra over the oven, his gasps and moans urging your cock to throb in his tight ass
>You will never have your cum leak out of Virra while you eat the meal he made especially for you
>You will never be Lore

I want to vote for Virra as the president of the United States of America.

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>>5743129
My first character here: Origa Discordia.

>>5743283
Ted Cruz already lost.

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>>5743275

>>5743275
You're going to make Lupin cry

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>>5743275
+1 mony an respeck
gud read

>>5743300
DINDU NUFFIN

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>>5742800
"I think you're one of the first angels that I haven't had the need to shoot. You don't seen to be causing any trouble around here."
{Forgive me if I butcher her personality}

>>5743321
Virra hates Lupin

Virra told Jane Fonda to tip off the Vietnamese camp wardens

Virra only eats his steaks well done

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>>5743177
>Mewtwo returns the Abyssal's wave with one of his own, though his was a bit more curious. Why was she waving to him? Who was she? Rather than waste time pondering it, he floats over cautiously until he stands face to face with her, alarmed at how he actually has to look up to face her. He speaks a silent greeting, the telepathic message reverberating in her mind
Good evening...

>>5743275
>tfw Virra will never love you back
Just end my suffering senpai.

>>5743300
That's some good stuff man.
(Can I drink from those big brown breasts?)

>>5743333
Quads of untruth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCT491vEQyE
Theme of Virrra

Virra killed a kitten

>>5743358
>(Can I drink from those big brown breasts?)

MILKY
WILKY

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Good evening everyone! How are you all Toni-

>>5743331
>(Bae-onetta)
(Thirst levels are going through the roof!)

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>ctrl+f
>"virra"
>36 mentions

Virra eats their pizza topped with only pineapples

Virra was the one who performed the Chaos Dunk

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>>5743052
Ok, thats slightly better anon. Hugs are perfectly fine~
>She wraps her arms around and pulls him in a tight embrace, practically smothering his face with her massive chest
>>5743067
Y-you'd do that for me Venuz? Thats actually really sweet of you...
But uh, I wanted to always try to raid something, just for the adrenaline rush alone. I know I dont look like I have experience, well its because I dont, but I'll have to start somewhere, right?

Virra killed Robert Baratheon

Virra thinks Startrek is better than Star Wars

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>>5743111
>>5743180

It's not my fault my body was altered including my breasts! They made me look like a cow.

Virra wears shoes with sandals

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>>5743161
>Hana takes a moment to admire the older man's scars, a smile growing on her face.
How am I spoiled, oppa?
>She replies sweetly, standing on her tiptoes to peck his cheek.

Virra made me a mod

Virra's favorite passtime is heckling homeless war veterns

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>>5743117
>he fortunately doesn't catch her facade nearly breaking, though he does give her a little shake as she keeps up her routine
Come on. What's the matter.
>though the rational part of his brain is irate, he can't help but feel some small amount of concern, looking over her tiny frame for anything he could have unknowingly hurt
Kid?

Virra thinks feet is a top tier fetish

>>5743363 not this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxJrjV4PNXA

Virra thinks coca cola is better than pepsi

>>5743415
Hana deserves to be treated like a princess!
A PRINCESS!

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>>5743272
I-...Re-Really? Wait, seriously?
>Tenryuu shuffles up real close to the anons face...nose to nose in fact
Yo-You think I'm cool? Li-Like for serious? LIKE FOR SERIOUS, SERIOUS?!

>>5743399
>Rubs his face in her breasts

>>5743410
You didn't consider surgery? Maybe you like looking like that. Maybe you love the fact that men stare at such a slutty body?

>>5743436
Well, he ain't wrong in that one!

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>>5743399
ye no prob
but if u want 2 rob a bank wit me i wont declin
an sinse ur a beginer its gud dat were robbin abandind banks cuz #nopopo
itl b fun probly

>>5743370
Fuck off Luffy

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>>5743415
>He gets even redder, as she goes back down he brushes some hair out of her face and kisses her forehead.
Hell, I spoil you. Shouldn't give you everything you want so much...

Virra wipes back to front

>>5743436
>>5743427
>>5743425
>>5743418
>>5743411
>>5743402
>>5743401
>>5743379
>>5743377
>>5743367
>>5743341
>>5743335
>>5743333
>>5743283
This kills the erp.

Virra cheated in makgora

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>>5743468
Oops

Virra puts the toilet paper facing under

Virra was the one who shilled the threads to get Canis banned

>>5743468
See, Virra even killed ERP. He can't keep getting away with it.

>>5743451
YV's a really cool guy. Can I pet him?

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>>5743331
>Pit quickly turned his attention to where he heard that voice come from, only to pause from the mix of the sight of her and what she had to say. But he would not stay quite for too long.
Why would you need to shoot me? I am an angel? I do things to try and protect humans...and do good.
>He seemed to struggle here and there to get out what he wanted to say, perhaps the sight of a woman like her left him flustered.

>>5743370
(A thirst for Bayonetta is the best thirst. )

>>5743468
>Threads
>ERP
This isn't Kyouko's discord, anon

Virra kills Dumbledore

Virra takes exams in red pen

Virra killed ERP

Virra doesn't eat ass

>>5743410
Your fat cow tits look amazing. They look perfect for fucking and pleasuring cocks. Wait. In what ways were they altered? Are they sensitive?

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>>5743490
mayb jus a litl pet, anon
mi edges r sensitiv u kno
>He slowly leans his topmost point forward.

IS LUPIN REPORTING THIS TO MASTER?

Virra doesn't safely eject her USBs