Nuclear Crew HG Thread: Neard Cup Edition
Tonight begins the Neard Cup, a new competition that will last 15 rounds. Tonight we begin with the first competition, Neard Bowl I
I promise I wont fuck up this time.
Taking 47 tributes, we will be using a Spy code. Reply here to get in.
NOTE: The regulars who started this thread don't RP, but you are free to if you like. Just don't be obnoxious and don't make it take up the whole thread.
FUNNY BALD NIGGER
>>5740119
Ryan Braun
>>5740119
The captain
DIO
Capra Demon
>>5740119
Temmie
TOUGH BALD CRACKER
>>5740119
Ryan Braun's Girlfriend
>>5740119
Agent Nonon
>>5740119
Megumin
Frog waifu
Agent Kazugeta
MOTHAFUCKIN BALD NIGGER
>>5740149
Big Boss
The Metal
Kazugeta's Stand
Firebrand
Paul Blart
Smugmar
Mercenary Emeritus
>>5740119
Rikka
>>5740119
Horrortale Sans
>i remember the last time i put in a brand new trib. everybody fucking died.
Quiet
Worst Jojo
Andrew Wiggins
Bonnie
Linda
>>5740119
Reigen Arataka
The Player
Brantsteele
Adrian Rollini
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
Gilgamesh
Black Sabbath the Stand based off of Blac Sabbath by Black Sabbath on the Black Sabbath album
Benny Goodman
Fyxe
Gray fox
>>5740149
Urdnot Wrex
>>5740119
Schrodinger
>>5740119
Human remover Specter
Legion
THE APPETIZER
Das Reich
Burning Woody
Free Parking
Baki Hanma
Caboose
A Runescape Cat
Prof. Zoom
>>5740119
Moonman
Looks like I gonna watch the battle
Live from downtown Indianapolis Indiana at Lucas Oil Stadium, we are proud to present the inaugural Neard Bowl, the inaugural match of the inaugural Neard Cup. A day of firsts for sure. Any objections before we continue?
>>5740606
Yeah, if you don't mind
>>5740555
Swap him with me.
>>5740606
District 3 is looking Savage as all hell.
Onward!
>>5740606
NICE!!
District 1 rules!!
>>5740624
Which are you?
>>5740639
Linda
>>5740639
District 7, you will see
>>5740606
you missed ryan braun's waifu
>>5740666
Another series of trips, give him my place.
Go Russia
Look good now?
>>5740661
Thanks comrade
>>5740712
les go
>>5740712
>inb4 FBN dies first
>>5740712
bueno
>>5740712
Let the games begin!
>>5740726
I always have good luck, comrade
I'll just watch this play out.
And we're off!
Firebrand wins the Dumbfuck Award.
Nonon has awful luck, OPs tribute dies day 1, and we have a lot of sneaky, sneaky spies.
Ignore the scroll bar that is on the page somehow. Blame my image capture.
>>5740803
This platform is searching for more data about the organics here. We will kill in self-defense.
>>5740803
Good job Firebrand
Fresh for the new season, too
>>5740803
The Russian Bear will defeat this little scums called "enemy tributes"
>>5740803
Turbine of a passing jet.... Fuck!!
DAY 1
Lots of people take a nice fun chemical bath, Reigen fails at being sneaky, and Linda gets backstabbed by Russia.
>>5740876
Tsar? ist zhat yuo?
>>5740876
Two targets on my hit list
FBN
And Dirty Ruskie
>>5740897
дa
>>5740891
Acquiring more data.
>>5740891
how quaint: killed by another game with a large fandom
>>5740941
Are you new Reich or old ein, bekause ich doubt Soviet just let yuo in.
NIGHT 1
Lots of monologues, auctions, and dinners.
Here comes the RP faggotry shit-storm!
>>5741024
Just to let you know, we don't give a fuck
>>5741000
The old one
Soviet is... friendly with me
maybe he regret the revolution tht killed me
>>5741019
Evil monologuing? That's more Rodicknik and Blackbeard
>>5741041
>cared enough to reply
Well.
>>5741047
Perhaps.
Ve vill speak more later. Ich habe thing to do.
>>5741024
Theres nothing wrong with it.
>>5741073
K comrade
>>5741019
Oh, my!
>>5741024
k
Now we wait
>>5741070
>Care
I never said I cared
DAY 2
Todays theme seems to be people falling.
>>5741130
Killed by a Magmar? Damn, i'd be fine with a Electabuzz, but fuck
>>5741130
We suggest you guard your encampment more closely in the next simulation
>>5741162
Why Electabuzz?
NIGHT 2
Dinner, dealing, poker. More of the same.
Hello Peeps it is i Kazugeta
>>5741225
Oh great. Another clone.
>>5741216
We await more data to discuss this matter more accurately.
>>5741216
Screw my Organization I'm going to build my own Organization with Blackjack and Hookers
DAY 3
Street urchins, lasers, and a bit of spyception.
>>5741272
Can i join
>>5741204
Because he's the son of Zeus and voiced by Steven Sagal
>>5741282
piss off with that shit legion
>>5741287
ayy 2edge4u
NIGHT 3
TBC betrays MBN, Russia reminds everyone he is to be feared, and Megu is brutal as fuck.
>>5741287
>>5741272
Can i join i am a very loving person and i'm great with kids
>>5741341
As long you kill niggers
>What I said was a reference to bender and to the event which I replied to
DAY 4
FBN and Zoom take care of business, Russia really shouldn't have been feared, and everyone hates Specter.
>>5741375
I'm sure some of the kids i killed were niggers
>>5741385
Frog, you son of a fuck
>>5741323
Oh, I died.
Damn it.
NIGHT 4
Wiretaps, lots of them. And Baki has a fun skydiving experience!
>>5741385
CYKA
Did I die?
>>5741415
I know right? what an asshole.
>>5741455
This data is appreciated. We will compensate you if we survive this simulation.
>>5741459
Affirmative.
THE FEAST
Don't put Legion or The Best Guy in a corner, you might get fucked up.
>>5741459
Yeah, RIP.
>>5741511
LEGION CHILL OUT
>>5741511
>>5741528
We seek to continue our existence by any means.
>>5741557
we'll make a deal that's beneficial for both of us then.
you stay out of my way and I yours.
Is there going to be a new game?
DAY 5
Ryan Braun and The Best Guy die. Or do they?
Also HA. Fucking Scatnet got destroyed. You cant hurt us now.
>post yfw scatnet can't meme us here
>>5741583
There will probably be 1 more from me (OP), maybe more from others.
The odds of this agreement being acted upon in a combat situation is low.
We can not agree to this.
>>5741602
>>5741605
The fuck comrade
In Russia, shit defecates you
>>5741570
>>5741657
*cough*
>>5741657
Alright then you artificial sack of shit, it's on.
NIGHT 5
I don't have anything to say about the games. Just thanks /trash/ mods. You rule
>>5741673
Thats the guy who posts scat porn we told you about.
Don't worry guys i got this shit under control
>>5741719
Dont worry scanet i could do it all the night :)
>>5741719
>tfw no gf or life
>>5741719
Test
DAY 6
You understand you cant win right? Just give up. Why even bother. You are a sad individual Skynet. I pity you.
>>5741719
Ignore this guy, dudes
>>5741761
>>5741780
>>5741786
>>5741780
I have no gf or life too, yet you don't see me going around being the megafag deluxe.
Im sorry can i be invited to the discord now?
NIGHT 6
Final 5! Place your jinxes.
>>5741819
Ha, fuck you.
>>5741813
>mega fag
>Spams scat porn to make us angry
Who is the faggot now?
>>5741813
>>5741788
>>5741828
The data gathered there proved to be useful.
Jesus, Skynet. No idea you would stoop so low. I didn't think you would be such a faggot. Tragic.
>>5741819
>crying and moaning over a game
Maybe once you become a productive member of society instead of a faggot who faps to people shitting. (Jk you're not getting an invite even if you stopped acting like a fag) Imagine what your parents would say if they found out you fapped to scat and went full blown autismo over a game. You have zero life man. Go get a job or something instead of waiting for us to post a hg thread so you can "Epicly troll 4chan xd"
FUCK OFF SKYNET, YOU CANT BEAT US
RUSSIA STRONK
Day 7 had nothing, which means....
NIGHT 7
Final four is set, who will win the inaugural Neard Bowl?
>>5741819
Skynet you tried before to create drama with us, and you suck at it more then me
>>5741902
>Maybe once you become a productive member of society
Doesn't look like the kind of person with a future if you ask me, don't overestimate him
I thought we were friends FBN now you go and hide my posts can we atleast be friends still?
>Pathetic
>>5741958
Appreciate this data legion: You are dead!!
DAY 8
Holy fuck
>>5741982
Honestly this
>>5742052
>all three of them are bald
What does it mean?
WINNER
>mfw everybody thinks I'm still being Hoshi
Jesus Christ, this is the biggest confusion I ever seen
All I just request is that everybody can forgive my action
>Still not being the Scatposter who destroyed my image
Frog, I'm really sorry if I made that death wish to you son, I hope he can grown stronger, because he is the greatest gift God maded it for you
>But I need to remind you: The stories and information posted here it are artistics works of fiction and false hood. ONLY A FOOL WOULD TAKE ANYTHING POSTED HERE AS A FACT
But really, if I hurt your hearts with my actions I really sorry, for real.
Everybody is human, everybody can make big mistakes sometimes
But our mistakes are not the important, but our good actions are
Wow. I feel bad for you guys.
Scat porn? Gross.
>>5742100
Baldness is a early sign of death it seems
So now thet we got all the awkwardness out of the way can i come back in the discord chat now?
>>5742103
Nice!! i knew i going to win when i killed legion
>>5742104
>>5742125
No.
Can somebody tell me what's going on in this thread?
>>5742104
>>5742125
I need to make this
You, guy called Skynet, show us that you arent he
>>5742104
>kissu
>>5742160
Take your filth and leave these lands you human plagues
Standings and shit
I'll have Neard Cup stats up next time I OP
>>5742160
I have no idea anymore.
>>5742104
>>5742125
I hope they never let you back in. Take the L
I AM THE REAL SKYNET
>>5742178
I haven't done anything.
>>5742189
Alright. It feels like I'm stuck between a number of different realities.
>>5742161
Here
Oh, by the way Hoshi
I'm not anymore Skynet :^)
>>5742125
take the L
I forgive all of you
But now its you time to make the same
>>5742235
We don't want you here. Leave our games in peace please
>>5742237
>>5742240
ah, a glitch in the Matrix, how nice
>>5742178
>>5742279
who the fuck are you?
>>5742271
Fuck you Scatnet i hope no one says sorry. Cuck
>>5742279
But I haven't done anything.
>>5742271
I said no.
>>5742271
Why don't you show us a pictures of all your images so we know your not the shitposter?
I go for a walk, and I come back to this. What the fuck is happening in this thread? Anyone?
>>5742271
How about you share us your computer? I know you have one.
>>5742316
not yet you havent please kill yourself
Looks like Skynet is inocent
>>5742271
IF you are the true Skynet why did you leave the Discord in the first place
Di lo que quieras scanet. Tuviste tu oportunidad y solo te dajes más en evidencia y caiste muy bajo.
Eso te pasa por jugarle al vergas. Mejor buscate otro pasatiempo que nosotros seguimos ganando mientras más intentes tratar de joder.
>>5742330
it's not really worth an explanation, it's just some silly drama
>>5742235
>>5742316
just ignore that dude, he's not one of us
>>5742344
If I have done something, it's host a number of games for a few of you ungrateful idiots.
>>5742316
y do u have a leaf next to ur name
>>5742178
>>5742279
>>5742344
Will you fuck off already?
>>5742348
You don't know the half of it.
Reminder that no matter what Paul does, no matter what he is, even his name at birth, it always ends in an "L". Keep earning that L, Paul, so you can end your life with an L.
>>5742344
>>5742316
Don't listen to whoever this faggot is. You're perfectly welcome here.
>>5742373
Don't worry. We are having a bit of an internal crisis right now. You are more than welcome. Some shitposters like to ruin things for everyone.
>>5742366
Because I knew this will happen
>>5742279
>bait
>this thread
>>5742400
>>5742420
This.
>>5742178
>>5742279
>>5742344
Fuck off Cunt could you please go fucking kill your self i am not in the mood for your shit
>>5742375
I am a pass user.
>>5742400
>>5742420
>>5742371
Oh, I see.
I hear you have a discord though. It would be nice to be in contact with the /b/ crew. I think I'm in your Steam group, but nobody seems to go there.
You're probably familiar with my friend Seth Rollins.
>>5742445
>I think I'm in your Steam group
Wha?!
>>5742445
Discord isn't open to anyone right now. Sorry. We have had some issues with people getting in there and messing with us and we aren't ready to re-open yet. When we do decide to you are more than welcome though!
Also, we aren't the group with the steam group. Thats an older group.
>>5742445
IIRC that Steam group is from an even earlier /b/ crew than us. Alexander Hamilton said as much in one of our threads last night. i don't think any of this crew are in it.
as for the Discord, we've had a few problems with a less-than-desirable person infiltrating it, so as for right now we're not really allowing anyone in. as current owner, though, i have debated limited opening. we'll see what the future holds.
>>5742476
He is not sharing it seems, FISHY
>>5742367
>BUAA BUAA
Es enserio?
Dios, pareces un niñato con esa forma de comportamiento
>>5742480
It looks like it isn't yours.
>>5742497
>>5742579
D.VAsuka#8430
If I can't be in the group, is it alright if I can have a way to reach you until I can be? Here's my Dissy. I've wanted to host for you guys, but I'm never sure if you're around.
>>5742617
Buua buua soy un niñito por que no te dejamos jugar con nosotros.
Perdon señor maduro que postea mierda y siente que gana al molestar a otros perdiendo su propio tiempo reposteando su mierda en todos los hilos que ellos crean :)
>>5742679
Quieres pruebas
Aqui las tienes
>No, no tengo PC realmente, soy algo pobre
¿Porque los mexicanos les encanta humillar a todos?
Es por diversion?
Pero enserio, me arrepiento de lo que dije acerca de tu hijo
Ojalá crezca sano, grande y fuerte (como dicen esos comerciales culeros)
Aunque tu no me perdones, yo ya te perdone a ti
>>5742751
Aunque me creas o no, conque haya demostrado mi inocencia es suficiente para mi
Deje el grupo porque ese día me dieron los resultados de un análisis, tenía dolores en el pecho.
Tengo cáncer de pulmón (eso me pasa por fumar demasiado cuando era un adolescente) pero no es muy grave
Si, deseame la muerte, hazlo
Todos vamos a morir un dia
>inb4, no me vas a creer nada porque sigues resentido por lo del grupo de Discord y por la maldición que le eche a tu hijo, otra vez lo dijo: perdoname
>>5742751
A mi no me enncanta humillar a nadie.
>Pero enserio, me arrepiento de lo que dije acerca de tu hijo
1- es en serio, va a separado.
2- con eso no se juega, y nunca tendrás mi perdon, te puedes ir derechito a la verga.
>>5742824
Y no, dije que esto de los Juegos del Hambre se acabó para mí
>Recuerdas ese hilo fail que hice hace dias?
Fue para atrapar a ese scatposter
Pero falló porque no se presento
Como dije, yo ya estoy fuera de esto, no más avatars, no mas roleplay, no mas shitposting...
Se acabó para mi
>>5742932
Es enserio?
Todo lo que quiero es que todos ustedes me perdonen
Ya quiero acabar esto de una vez
>No porfavor, estoy harto de los nazis gramaticales en Facebook y Twitter
>>5742961
No queremos wey, ya llegale, te lo digo ya sin tratar de ser excesivamente mamon.
No nos culpes, culpa tus pinches ideas sin sentido.
>inb4 everybody thinks I'm butthurted for leaving the server on Discord
Kek
That reason would be stupid, I see what was coming on that server
I leave before the paranoia invaded everyone
And then the scatposter used my image trying to destroy the nice things I made for everyone
>>5743018
Qué ideas?
No se de que estas hablando
>No, lo de largarme ya lo hize desde hace tiempo :^)
Hope the cancer kills you Scatnet and im glad you are poor
>>5743079
Como sea...no vales mi tiempo cabrón.
>>5743018
No los estoy culpando de todo eso
>Eso sería contraproducente
Les estoy pidiendo perdon
>>5743082
>hurr durr, he ruined muh plan to shitpost the /b/ HG
Still being a better story that Twilight
>This drama
This hurts my head. Time for bed
>>5743132
Fuck you cunt i will run every single board one day
>>5743217
I know
How the fuck all of this shit happened?
And all this shit about a fucking simutator
>>5743250
Hiro, is that you? :^)
>>5743258
>about
>changed it to "for"
>>5743110
Estas lleno de determinación a no perdonarme
Una vez fui como tu
Pero enserio
¿Enojarse por un simulador y por los que juegan a el aquí?
Eres mejor que eso, y lo sabes
>>5743258
honestly, everything about this was blown way out of proportion and probably should have been just brushed aside better than it was.
it is what it is, though. human nature, et. al.
All this shit should be posted on the 4chan HG article on Encyclopedia Dramatica
>>5743384
I know
Mankind has been always aggresive
Maybe one day can we use that for good things
Maybe one day everyone can forgive me
This is what I wanted from the beginning
Peace between /b/ and /trash/, that everyone could play the Hunger Games as equals
Avatarfags, Roleplayers, casual players..
Everyone, in peace
>>5743529
Just a note, it was easy to do what I did, false flag you ;)
FUCK YOU SCATNET YOU LYING CUNT
Jimbo, Megumin, Neard, Luffy, Capra, Temmie, Emeritus, Frog Waifu, DIO, Funny Bald Nigger, Paul Blart, Kaz, Zoom, Moonman, and everyone else (even Hoshi)
Forgive me
>>5743586
And CIA
>>5743586
Fuck you
>>5743563
Calm you anger
>Stop calling me in that way, I'm not using Skynet anymore
>>5743652
Fuck you Scatnet. Why did you stop in the first place HOSHI
>>5743529
>>5743586
well, that's essentially what happened, is it not? if you're sincere, you're accomplished exactly what you wanted. we've been playing in each others threads and it's been quite blissful. you're witnessing what you wanted.
also, i know some of us will not forgive, for various reasons, but i myself say that i feel very foolish if there is indeed a false flagger.
>>5743548
eh, i kinda figured inasmuch. you did a helluva job, honestly. even had me believing you for a day or two.
Hope you die of Cancer Scatnet.
For what you did to the HG community
>>5743586
I'm just a fencesitter, don't mention me.
>>5743674
I know, I deserved that
But like Rocky Balboa said: "Doesn't matter how do you punch, the important this hos do you stand up to the life punches"
>>5743586
You are missing half the requlars cancer faggot
And no, I dont care about returning to the Discord group
If you see someone that uses my tributes and says: "hurr durr i want to return to da gropu"
He is lying
>>5743855
SURE Scatnet
>>5743810
I am not here to caring about who is playing this games
>But i'm still hyped for Hamilton return, he is a cool dude
Fucking die already and do the world a favor PLEASE
>>5743926
No
You first
>>5743922
What i can't understand you with that broken english Champ
>>5743926
How about I crash this plane with you in it.
>>5743972
HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP CIA
>>5743954
Do you think I have a list of the guys are playing the Hunger Games?
Answer: No
And why the fuck should I made one? Its an useless idea
>But like I said, Hamilton return is great, I'm in the same Steam Group with him and the older HG hosts
>>5743922
You are very rude Skynet i would like an apology
>>5744021
Shut the fuck up Alfonso do you think i give one shit about hamilton
>>5744061
Kek
Chill out, jimbo or whaterever you are
>Maybe you don't give a shit about him, but he is my homie
>>5744097
Who the fuck is jimbo and hamilton is a faggot like you
>>5744131
Kek
I'm Skynet i lie to people to gain there trust just to fuck them over again hahaha look at me im a faggot
>>5744224
Kek
My sides, you fucking nigger
>>5744248
So one sounds salty does Scatnet need a nap
>>5744266
Except english and not haveing cancer and i also have money and a computer.
>>5744266
And i also dont wish death to an unborn child
>>5744296
>english
>haveing
>>5744387
>I'm always a footstep forward you in everything
>>5744416
Atleast learn to properly form a grammer