WELCOME BACK TO THE HUNGER GAMES SUPERSLAM, WHERE TWENTY something or other SUPERSTARS ARE DUKING IT OUT TO SEE WHO CAN BE THE TOP DOG.
>>5736660
Exactly. Would you WANT to give me more ammunition for me to gripe at you with?
>>5736357 (Galko)
I don't see how this should do the trick but okay...
>>5736647 (Ramona)
Ya I don't usually need to try to get women. Usually either my charm, incredible skills or even more incredible looks do the charm.
>>5736660 (Blackfish)
Not on purpose, obviously. I may have accidentally compromised their espionage operations.
>>5736654
Zion? Juden?
>>5736663
Top /dog/ huh?
Now, you're practically spoiling the winner Dean.
>>5736663
You look like a Myrish pleasure house harlot and your sexual preference makes evne the Dornish reel in disgust!
So my brother wakes me up at like 12:30(am) to go "Walk around outside"
We go out and like, right after we get out on the front porch, some car drives by slow all sketchy like and pulls into the gas well on the other side of the empty house next to us
My brother being my brother, watches them a bit and decides it's weird enough to go get his gun and super bright tac light
The car musta left when he was doing that, or turned off it's lights and left when he started shining the light around
Either way, while kinda dumb of him, hearing him cock his pistol made me wet >~>
We smoked a little after he put his stuff back up, then went back to the hut behind my house where I smoke
we did a little more then he moved in on me and told me to sit up on the edge of this wooden picnic table we've got out there.
He pulled my panties to the side and started playing with me, I was completely receptive since I knew this was the plan from the start
He did do too much foreplay after finding I was wet. he pulled his shorts down enough for his cock to pop out and tapped it on my cunt then pushed in
He eased into it, but started fucking me pretty hard, I tried to hug him with my legs and slow him down but I'm completely helpless against his strength
He didn't last as long as normal, only about ten or fifteen minutes max, even though I sucked him off that morning.
He pulled off and jerked off on my thighs and tummy.
I sat there and rubbed my clit to orgasm, he stayed with me, letting me smoke more before he left me there with his cum still on me. I think he only hung out to not be sweaty and to cover any sex smells with weed and cigarette smoke
I sat alone in the hut for like five mins before wiping off and going inside
His wife was in the house the whole time, she's utterly oblivious and it makes me so hot to know I'm getting his cum and she isn't.
.
>>5736663
That was a nice test. Shows just how strong you are.
>>5736577
I'm not sure how you know of me without us speaking to each other. Just know I won't go easy.
>>5736583
Yikes. Calm down there, girl. She'll come back.
>>5736651(Galko?)
No, I ain't complain', I haven't had one in quite the while in fact, but it seems kinda redundant. Got a name Miss?
>>5736683
Too bad for you~ I have a right to that information
>>5736685
>she gulps, sweet dripping from her brow
You had....a terrible cold
>>5736700
Would you want all your teeth knocked out?
>>5736707
How can you kill your allies by accident, you incompetent hog?! Either you are playing a fool with me or you really are an idiot.
Stunner girl has gotten herself a new entrance, she's coming down to the ring, and the pyros are all red and burni-
And she just set herself on fire, fantastic.
>>5736663
WHO THE HELL SAID THAT!?
>>5736707
hehe well if you ever get one of those 3 things let me know
>>5736744
>>5736751
All that training for nothing.
>>5736751
Sorry, only thing I payed attention to during driving lessons was how to speed up
>>5736633
I never was your son you traitorous piece of shit.
>>5736641
Oh really ? And what about this old servant, did he use to beat you too ?
>>5736734
I see through your facade, you are not as strong as you would hope to be, and you know it.
I have GRACIOUSLY allowed you to walk away from the match, I would suggest that you use this opportunity to forfeit, lest you be DELETED, along with the rest.
Well like, it's pretty easy to get mounted
it's getting the dick to hit the mark and go inside that's the hard part
usually I just get his nose and press it between my legs and make him sniff me
makes em all antsy and jumpy
well in that specific instance
I knew I wanted him in my ass so I took a while to play with/kinda lube myself before getting him to sniff me
once he sniffed/licked at my pussy and seemed kinda ready for it, I put a couple towels down on the floor o:<
Well like I said, getting mounted is easy! Especially when they're riled up, he got on me without too much issue at all.
But except for rare times which this wasn't one, I always gotta like guide em in. They don't really care which hole they end up in obvi
so once he was on my back I just caught him while he was humping and angled his tip at my ass until he got it in >~<
psshh well it gets way lewder.
>>5736657
It's not a secret if you tell everyone you meet, just how many times have you been discovered? Or completely fucked an operation?
>>5736675
Hahaha, is that supposed to make me think you're tough? I suppose in this little shit's body I look weak, but that's the point.
>>5736751
The power of Christmas is never fair.
Dogs don't really have a gentle setting, they just fuck like mad
so he just started ramming my asshole like crazy
I'm not much of a moaner but I was defs
noisy
I put my face down on the towels and rubbed my clit while he went wild, which is pretty much my standard procedure, to just toy and rub my clit while I'm fucked
He's a little odd with his timing, sometimes he'll last like 20mins but other times it's like a hair trigger. This time was more towards the former and probably went on like 15 or so, I dont exactly count the minutes >:P
I was just sorta in a daze until I felt his knot swelling up in me
It's not even exactly the physical feelings I get/got(especially in the case of anal) but like the thoughts and emotions that rush through me that really get me off
I was just thinking and screaming in my brain that my ass was being stretched open by a dog's dick and that was easily enough to make me cum
The peeing myself came in when he started to cum in my ass and I was still just getting over my orgasm and I knew the towels were there
so I just let go and was kinda limp
It feels super good to just..relax everything and let it happen >~<
It was hot at first, but a bit uncomfy as I soaked the towel and it got on my body as it went along and I was trapped there like 5-10mins waiting to be unknotted
once he got free, I gave his cock a little licking then THREW THE TOWELS IN THE TRASH AND TOOK A SHOWER
>>5736776
I am not sure from what world you are from, stranger, but domestic violence is considered quite distateful in mine.
He did however prove to be my superior in preparing tea, doing laundry and polishing armour. I however was all around a better servant. Does this answer your question?
>>5736748
It's their fault really.
>>5736754
WHAT! I AM ALL 3 OF THOSE THINGS. Skilled in multiple ways and positions, probably the most attractive man to ever compete in these games and I assure you I am quite charming. Remember when I avenged your death yesterday then robbed a tea shop for you.
You went to the feast didn't you?
>>5736740
Oh?
>relieved sigh
Ah ah, nice joke, you really got me there!
Well, do you want a beer or something Galko?
>>5736751
>puts the camera on autorunning and just stays in front of it
That should be enough to make the ratings increase.
gosh i am so confus
wich 1 is de reel thred?
anywais how is ur nite goin felas
>>5736751
I should've known. The future is never kind.
>>5736787
You know a lot. But not everything. I would say I look forward to our rematch but...
>>5736706
A kiss from me can cure anything
>>5736738
You can call me nurse Galko-chan.
>>5736818
I-I don't drink, but thank you for the offer
>>5736817
I see I made everyone speechless.
>>5736817
>she just passes through the ghost.
Hello, ferocious combatants of this arena! Any Feddie activity to report?
>>5736734
....
I don't think she will. I saw how quickly she got bored. She was gone practically instantly.
>>5736748
Fufufu, and how exactly are you going to do that when I'm flying circles around you?
>>5736814
Their fault for you being stupid enough to get them killed? I can totally imagine that.
It was pretty routine with doggo. I had us positioned over a towel to spare my sheets from the dripping. I started by getting him to lap at me until he was excited and kinda humping the air. I got up in position and he jumped on me. Scratched me a bit while he started humping. I didn't need to guide him in, her got up against me close enough that he hit his mark pretty easy and like his whole cock went in me.
He rutted me hard, since that's most dog's only setting >w>. Lasted around 15mins? But I never can really tell while I'm being fucked it feels either too short or like an amazing eternity. His knot started swelling and went in like he was gonna tie us, but a little after he came it popped out while still swelling, so we didn't end up tied
I gave his poor swollen cock some kisses and we finished up uvu
>>5736794
Tough? No. I wasn't trying to be. I can kill you.
>>5736716
ZEON! The glorious Principality of Zeon!
>>5736817
>>5736826
My broken, yet brilliant mind allows me to forsee the future, I will tell you the fate of our very match right now, Gem.
AAAAAAAAAAHHGHuuh.
A hole, a large hole upon the earth, that will swallow me up and stop my victory from happening. I must find this hole, AND DELE-
>He falls down the hole mid sentence.
>>5736835
So, nurse Galko, what brings ya to this place?
>>5736855
>Before you can even answer, an arrow flies just next to your ear.
That.
>>5736835
No problem
>opens a bottle for herself
Just tell me if you need something. You can call me Fyxe
>>5736857
Ya you sound like my mother. On an unrelated note, why do people call you Blackfish? Did you make that documentary about the orcas?
>>5736854
fedy? like popo?
none dat i can c
an i can c prety well
Damn it I'm late.
>also fuck Trucks on hills
>>5736872
Yuo are from Zion? Kome along now, time fur yuo to take vakasion.
I swear to god, if he picks a theme song that's just him screaming balls over and over again, I'm cancelling the Superslam forever.
We're going down to the best of the best folks, whose gonna edge it out?
>>5736821
Is fine
>>5736740
I'll just ask Otako she is friends with both of us so I can it out from her. Thanks for nursing me back to health
>gives money
>>5736809
How in the world do I remind you of someone like that then ?
I don't prepare tea, do laundry or polish armors. My slaves do that for me.
>>5736751
>>5736774
Dragons aren't even supposed to drive !
Since when do they give out driver licenses to just anybody ?
>>5736835
Interesting. Now i would like to know what you are doing and how you got in my room.
>>5736879
...A bow? Aww, how quaint.
>>5736889
I-is a triangle really talking to me? What did that cook put in my meal...
>>5736870
Something like that wouldn't be possible for you, I don't know if yo had realized, but this body isn't mine, you'd just be killing an innocent kid.
Go ahead though, you're a hero, you should be able to figure something out yes? Hahahaha!
>>5736908
>She only finds a letter written by an unknown sponsor
>it says : "So you likes to steal huh? Well, you can forgot recieving hatchet and clear water from me ever again
O-Oh...
>>5736908
Christmas isn't going to come early this year, it seems.
>>5736906
Hello worst reich
>>5736895
Eh, better luck next time, Nazrin. Better than getting killed, like, day one both games.
>>5736854
No, but your subordinate seems to be not getting along too well with some of the natives.
>>5736855
That's no kind of attitude to have. You will meet her one day. I believe in you.
>>5736874
It's very hard to change the tides of the future. Catch ya later.
>>5736908
Just know I have my eyes on you, Rollins.
>>5736854
All good here.
>>5736914
The same attitude towards people you don't care about or find beneath you. Truth be told I wonder if you are even capable of the most basic of household chores.
>>5736895
>sets mouse trap in front of you
>stares intently
>>5736906
ZE-on, not ZI-on, you stupid ball!
>>5736912
dats gud 2 heer mang
dronk lots of vodca, good fur ur sole i tink
>>5736941
nutin mang
im de livin breathin reel deel
>>5736906
cuz? is dat u?
wy r u red
>>5736886
It is a funny story. To spare you a boring one - My brother and I...Let's say we never saw eye to eye, he always wanted to marry me off to some highborn lady somewhere far away in a region I couldn't give two shits about. And I kept refusing
My brother, being the stubborn old ox he was, said at one point that I was the black sheep of the family. Seeing as the sigil of my house is a trout, I said that I should be the Black Fish of the Tully school.
People have been calling me Blackfish for so long, I wonder if they even remember my real name.
>>5736934
Did you ever bleed to death by having a bow puncture your organs, woman? It's not a fine way to go.
>>5736972
I know. Want sum?
>>5736956
Soviet skum.
>>5736969
Ein likely story, hm?
>>5736972
Was ist das?
THE NUMBERS ARE GOING DOWN FAST FOLKS, SETH'S DETERMINED TO GET THAT BELT FOR THE FIRST TIME, AND AT THIS RATE I THINK HE JUST MIGHT DO IT.
>>5736959
Ah Rika, Still as pleasant as ever.
>>5736960
The alien Garnet...None of your evil counterparts have shown face,have they?
>>5736972
How do you even function?
>>5736969
Is there a problem,Kergerenko?
>>5736986
blekfish? mang dats so lame
u shuld get a cool name, lik me, yung venuz
>>5736993
i wuld but i hav no mouf
soz
>>5737006
wat de fuk
cuz wy r u speakin frensh now?
wat did dey do 2 u?
>>5737011
ima gun god
does dat anser ur kwestion?
>>5737009
How about it ''friend''? Let's finish this the way we both like it. Violent and with a lot of blood.
>>5736960
Well, that makes one of us. I just sure as hell don't have an alternative.
>>5736986
Eh, happened a few times around here, games don't let me use my magic to heal it.
Ever have a few limbs blasted off or just been turned to ash by magic? It only hurts if you survive long enough to feel it.
>>5737011
Hey, I never said they were me, I don't even talk with the girl. Hey, I guess.
>>5736945
You think I'd be naive enough to believe it was the human, who planned on killing me? Why do you insist on calling me a hero, when I've caused calamity in my world.
>>5737009
F-Fuck... Why didn't I stay in my room today...
>>5737009
No, moooot!
>>5736986
You said it was Bryn right? Blackfish is a pretty cool nickname all things considered though... my codename is duchess.
>>5736908
>>5736960
Sure you do. Who wouldn't stare at that majestic stature while he accomplishes the most exhaustive of tasks.
>>5736965
Of course I can, but in case you didn't notice: I'm a STAR.
And therefore deserve to be treated as such. I could take care of myself on my own, but why bother when a bunch of peons do it for free ?
>>5737006
Fuck off. This place has a better reich.
>>5737026
huw abot i? cant u drink fum i?
>>5737011
>>5737006
Sir!
>She stiffens up and salutes
Ahem. This...spherical Earthnoid seems to believe I'm some sort of his enemy because of how similar our nation's name is to some foolish religious concept.
>>5737059
Seth.
Seth uh.
Seth you may wanna look behind you.
>>5737039
I suppose you just remind me of someone really irritating, but calamity you say? Maybe I've been too hasty, I'm interested now.
>>5736875
I'm here to cure everyone of their loneliness
>>5736880
O-okay, nice to meet you Fyxe.
>>5736917
I could smell your loneliness from a mile away, it was quite sad, so I came to cure you of it
>>5736912
Y-you don't need to do that, Otako is fine on her own, without creepy stalkers like you
>>5737009
YOU CALLED MY FINISHER WEAK.
YOU'RE STILL SURE ABOUT THAT ?
GOD'S LAST GIFT IS ASCENDING TO THE SUPERSLAM'S HALL OF FAME, AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT THAT.
>>5737059
If that is your way then so be it. I cannot possibly convince you to change it if you say who you are. I wish you good luck in obtaining the Grand Prize, sir.
>>5737061
dont b stuped of corse not
if i put anythin in mi eye i coldnt c
besids i dont ned 2 eat or drnk enyways sinse ima god
>>5737026
I don't speak High Valyrian.
>>5737033
Magic doesn't exist in my world. Only in the minds of lunatics and foreign warlocks. Or annoying wishwives. Take your pick.
>>5737054
Brynden of House Tully. Born in Castle Riverrun. Very interesting, I'm sure.
>>5737026
Even mein English ist better zhen was yuo speak.
>>5737061
Ich don't take orders from yuo. Vhy don't yuo go back to ERP und forget vear ein kondom again.
>>5737066
Oh zhey are far vorse zhan just ein "religious koncept". Zhey vant kontrol everything und deserve nothing more zhan exterminasion.
Good night sweet Seth. It came outta nowhere.
THIS MATCH IS DOWN TO IT'S FINAL TWO. WHO WILL BECOME THE NEXT SUPERSLAM CHAMPION?
>>5737009
Why would that..
We're going need to talk after this, Dean.
>>5737011
I'm practically an Earthing now. I did say all's good.
>>5737033
Your encounter with her is bound to happen. Lighten up there, kid. It's not the end of the world if you don't happen to meet her.
>>5737075
omg
i knew it
>>5737110
>>5737107
Well Brynden of House Tully, as long as you're the last remaining member of District 8 I'm rooting for ya.
>>5737107
wats dat
im not hihe i sware
i havnt done drogs in lik, 3 dayz
>>5737108
w8 u arnt my cuzin
he woldnt b dis rood 2 me
an i speak fine tyvm
gosh
>>5737087
I won't.
>>5737108
>sends thousands of T-34s at you
You will regret that
>>5737101
if u god. then y cant you mak mouf 2 eat
>>5737087
....I suppose i should thank you.
>>5737112
Aren't you the one that goes swimming in lava? I thought you could handle it.
Better luck next time ex champ, we're about to crown a new one.
>>5737107
Wanna see some proof? I could summon a demon easily as all hell.
>>5737112
I wouldn't know for sure about that. I don't really know how long I can hold out by this point.
>>5737075
OH FUCK OFF I KNOW IT'S ORT-
>>5737095
YOU
You jinxed it didn't you ?
>>5737026
No, How are you even talking to me with no mouth?
>>5737033
Are you in a...good mood today?
>>5737066
>Salutes back
Hehehe, at ease soldier.
He hasn't begun any hostilities has he?
>>5737112
As long as you have that third eye, I'll beg to differ
>>5737135
>>5737157
Incase you haven't fucking noticed, I am trying to win something here. Be silent.
>>5737164
I did no such thing. There would be nothing for me to gain even if I wanted to.
>>5737145
not wat i ment dumdum
bsides i onli hav so much powr
im prety awesom but i hav mi limits u kno
>>5737165
idk mang
i thnk its lik
telllypathy or watevr its cald
>>5737141
Ich do nicht habe kousin. Ve are unrelated.
>>5737145
>sends Tiger II's
Nein. Ich vont.
Build better tank Juden-Kommunist skum
>>5737157
>The sound of pounding boots fills the air, rising in the listener's chests.
DID SOMEBODY SAY
>>5737108
Yes, well, don't confuse us spacenoids with you lot. Understood?
>>5737165
>She relaxes
Not quite, aside from making a brief demand. I just don't have too much tolerance for talking spheres that compare me to ancient Earthnoid philosophies, I suppose.
...I really think I'll need a psychiatrist by the time we get out of here.
He did it, the mad bastard, he took his balls and he broke em.
RING THE BELL.
>>5737087
Oh. There are some lonely people here, but they always end up talking to other people.
>>5737154
We both know that this place can get very stupid at times. The next champ is a deserving one.
>>5737157
Hmmmmm. Don't get any crazy ideas now.
>>5737165
I was technically made on this planet so it wouldn't be wrong.
>>5737200
jus sayin
u kina lok lik mi cuzin
soz 4 de mistake, it hapens rite?
Another round of Superslam is up next!
>>5737182
k m8
>>5737200
>KV-2 rush to assist T-34s
I am just digging your grave faster Nazi kebab. Tigger II will fall to glorious Soviet tanks
>>5737205
What?
>>5737225
A well deserved victory.
Good job!
Thanks for hosting Dean!
>>5737205
Oh, would you fuck off, already? There's plenty you could deal with elsewhere.
>>5737167
>>5737225
You'll win or lose regardless of my interference and chatting. It's just how this place works.
See?
>>5737165
Yeah...not in the slightest. Pretty much the opposite in fact.
>>5737236
That's not exactly part of the plan. I'm just...not as strong of mind as I used to be.
>>5737245
Oh god, Seth was right about that alternate universe bullshit.
You wanna fuckin fight, me? Wait your god damn turn, I have a champion to crown first.
>>5737225
Congrats.
Thanks for hosting Dean
>>5737225
Hah. Not bad for an ''old man'', isn't it?
>>5737255
>>5737262
DEEEEEEEEEMOOOOOOOOOOOOONSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q657rEkgfKs
>>5737268
THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH
AND NEW
HUNGER GAMES SUPERSLAM CHAMPION:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Nu49wMT9NU
THEEEEEEEEE BLAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSHHH.
>>5737182
Yea, well try not to cut me with those pointy ends of yours.
>>5737215
Be strong, You have been to the battlefield before. A talking ball should not be enough to unnerve you. You are one of Zeon's finest! Remember that...
>>5737236
I thought you were from a different part of the universe?
>>5737262
>Sighs
What has happened this time? Did your doppelganger appear again?
>>5737287
Congratulations and thank you for hosting.
If you don't mind, I'd like to finish what I started earlier now.
Standby for Game 6.
>>5737284
I found demon. Has swastika
>>5737200
>>5737225
Congratulations Blackfish!
Thank you for allowing me to see all this death and chaos!
>>5737292
i like 2 keep mi points sharp, tyvm
it maks me fel good insid
This is your host, Dean Ambrose, signing off for tonight. If someone says there's another Superslam tonight, it ain't me. Go walk up to him and punch him is his stupid ugly face.
>>5737323
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>5736945
There's nothing interesting to the things that I've apparently done, I say apparently because I have no memories that could prove it. Yet the world seems too think so.
>>5737256
>>5737265
>>5737287
>>5737308
Atleast you people have some courtesy unlike that insufferable woman.
>>5737262
The last thing I want to hear right now is your voice. Go bugger someone else, you sack of horseflies.
>>5737287
Congrats and thanks
>>5737323
Congrats and thanks for hosting
>>5737225
That old jackass actually did it huh.
Well I'll claim this victory for myself then, since we were in the same district.
>>5737181
Dean really needs to enforce his security and stop that toxic viper from infiltrating his games every 2 days then.
Tss, not fucking fair.
>>5737245
>>5737263
Told you. We should have stopped the source while we could.
>>5737323
thanks for hosting
>>5737287
Congrats. Thanks for hosting, Dean.
>>5737262
It just don't sound right coming from you. Or anyone for that matter.
>>5737292
Yes but...
>she looks at her hands
It's a little complicated. How about you? You must be doing fine.
Alright, back here again. Didn't go so well the first time, but I'm sure it'll turn around.
Hey, guys!
>>5737292
....
I've seen a lot of things here by this point, sir. It's starting to take it's toll. One of the first people I ever talked to here was a succubus. As in that kind. And one of the more reasonable people I talked with was a...giant, talking, bipedal green lizard.
Game 6/10
It's time for you to give me tributes.
>>5737360
Starlord
>>5737360
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>5737341
You will claim this victory over my dead body, boy. And It's still warm. Piss off.
>>5737360
Fyxe
>>5737360
Emiya Kiritsugu
>>5737360
Shalashaskashaslashkashaslashka
>>5737323
Christmas may not have prevailed, but thanks for hosting and congrats.
>>5737360
Adrian Rollini
>>5737360
Mizore Shirayuki
>>5737360
Ramona Flowers
how do you guys rp so well?
>>5737360
Lord Beerus
>>5737360
Nino
>>5737360
>>5737360
Crab Nigga
>>5737360
Empress
>>5737360
Starman
>>5737360
Flora
>>5737341
I serve neither that lunatic or you. As I stated previously I believe.
>>5737360
Jaune Arc
>>5737360
The Player
>>5737360
Rinoa and Angelo
>>5737360
James Madison
>>5737360
Poland
>>5737360
Yung Venuz
>>5737292
Actually, I had my 'pet' demon pin her down so I could stab her a few dozen times.
...I'm just depressed lately. For reasons.
>>5737284
I said PISS OFF!
>>5737287
Thanks for the show.
>>5737346
Even I have to face facts sometimes, you know?
>>5737349
Ever figure out how to head home?
>>5737335
Hey, at least I'm gonna offer you congratulations. So congrats. Now seriously, do you want me to prove magic, or what?
>>5737360
Rika
>>5737360
Izanami
>>5737360
The Winner
>>5737360
Comrade Soviet
>>5737382
>>5737360
Eggman-kun
>>5737268
Congrats Bryn. District 8 wins wooo.
>>5737360
Sterling Archer
>>5737360
Junko Enoshima
>>5737360
Capra Demon
>>5737360
Lilly Satou
>>5737360
Reigen's best friend.
>>5737360
Gaku Yashiro
>>5737360
The Uber Gang
>>5737360
Lycanroc
>>5737239
Like Soviet's daughter?
>>5737255
>production limits prevent rush
>slow klap
>>5737360
The Third Reich
>>5737333
No memories huh? Haha, you're like the puppet I'm using, would you like to know how to regain your memories?
>>5737360
Possessed Kazuma
>>5737360
Nymph
>>5737360
Glenn Miller
>>5737376
>Know what you have to say
>>5737360
Legion
>>5737360
Minnie May
>>5737360
Hikigaya Hachiman
>>5737310
>>5737200
YOU ARE DEAD MEAT, SHITBAG! WHY IS HE A CIRCLE?
>>5737399
NO! THERE ARE DEMONS HERE THAT MUST BE DEALT WITH!
>>5737399
Sure did! Worked out a nice path.
>>5737360
Late colette
>>5737360
John Donovan
>>5737376
Lots of practice at the ERP threads
>>5737399
How do I say ''Get the fuck out of my face'' in your language?
D.Va
>>5737360
Clay Puppington?
>>5737360
The Ghost of Christmas Future
>>5737360
Late Casshern
>>5737360
Senshougahara
>>5737360
Illyasviel von Einzbern
>>5737349
Howdy. You must be new here.
>>5737399
If you think I'm going to say yes then you're wrong.
>>5737360
Bigby Wolf
>>5737376
>used to erp with ex, a lot. Each time we did it, we got better in terms of quality.
>>5737440
He kill more people zhen ich ever did. Ask about his gut friend Stalin.
>>5737360
Kirigiri
>>5737366
You ungrateful, selfish son of a bitch.
You only won because you beneficiated from being in MY district. You owe me that belt, dimwit.
Make HG great again!
>>5737490
....WHAT?!
>>5737402
RUSKIE, TELL ME THIS ISN'T TRUE! TELL ME THAT YOU AREN'T A MONSTER LIKE THEM!
>>5737423
No. I wouldn't want too, if I did... you or the boy wouldn't be alive.
You know what to do.
>>5737440
I never said there were any, just that I could summon one. Now GIT.
>>5737441
Well, good.
...You didn't poke your head over 'there', did you?
>>5737448
>She says the appropriate phrase in Japanese, and then smirks.
Think you can repeat it?
>>5737471
Eh...can't say I'm surprised. I'm just not getting hopeful by this point, is all. It's more just 'grim determination'.
>>5737500
It's just a better environment for action driven RP as opposed to dialogue
>>5737315
You might eviscerate someone! Don't you care about that?
>>5737346
Well, im still recovering from my defeat,but yes all is well. I must admit I sort of did miss you people. It's odd.
>>5737353
And I was stabbed by a lunatic my first day here. But we are spacenoids! We are the future of mankind,we will not be broken so easily. Besides...I have some good news for us.
>>5737399
Is it because of your long lost friend?
>>5737539
yada yada yada let's go already
>>5737540
YOU'RE JUST A LITTLE GIRL, YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
>>5736959
I know, but in these games I can prove myself as the clever commander I am!
>>5736968
...you think I'm stupid?
>>5737539
You'll help me win, master, Right?
>>5737529
Oh... He didn't tell yuo? Ich heard zhe number vas in zhe tens of millions.
Ich kill nine or ten million give or take.
>>5737544
Action driven RP is cringe-worthy as fuck.
Dialogue is the only that should matters when posting here.
>>5737471
Hey. Second visit, actually.
>>5737540
Nope. And I mean that. I'm perfectly fine with not going there.
>>5737539
Is that a maid on my team?
>>5737524
>>5737539
First slot for the best hero in the galaxy. I'm ready to kick your asses.
>>5737539
I think there's a typo in my name
I want to fucking kill myself whenever I enter these threads, I seriously have never wanted to die more than I do when I find myself here. It's fucking terrible here, all of you people are cancerous fucking losers and I swear your cancer is beginning to infect me. When I say that, I don't mean like "I want to start circlejerking with these losers", I mean it as "I want to put a shotgun in my mouth and pull the fucking trigger". You people are irredeemable little pieces of fucking shit and you should all be ashamed of who you are, are you aware of that? You fucks just by doing what you're doing are causing people to wish they were fucking dead, I have never wanted to be inside a fucking casket more than I do right now. I don't know how I want to fucking end my life, but I know for certain I want to end it because of you cancerous fucks and this stupid simulator. I fantasize about killing myself every single day in different ways, just a few moments ago I was thinking about drinking the gallon of bleach next to my washer. You want to know what I thought about doing before that? Swallowing one of those detergent pods they came out with, the ones kids think are candy for some fucking reason. What I'm thinking about is totally different from a few moments ago, I'm thinking of shooting myself in the head in the middle of a busy highway. Why? So if the bullet doesn't fucking kill me, a speeding car will hit my body and put me out of my misery. You people are fucking garbage and I wish nothing but hell on you, Jesus fucking Christ. In the future, if I'm not fucking dead from killing myself, I'm probably going to tie a noose on the tree outside and fucking hang myself for everybody on my street to see. I hate you guys that much, so very very fucking much. You are pure and utter garbage, and my death will be on your hands for being such cancerous fucking whiny babies. Hopefully you'll kill yourselves like me. Just fucking die, HG. Fucking. Die.
>>5737509
If you want that belt. You bloody well try and pry it from my cold dead hands, just like anyone else who wants it for themselves.
>>5737540
>Having enough of the insolent woman, he makes a few quick steps towards her and gives her the backhanded slap of the century, right on the kisser
The next time it will be a closed fist, backstabbing wench.
>>5737539
>>5737562
>Puts some cheese in the mouse trap
>>5737539
>>5737540
ey bb we r in de sam disdrict
som coinsidens huh?
>winks
>but it just looks like he's blinking
>>5737551
dunno wut dat meens
but de laydees go crazy 4 my points
if u catch mi drift
yoop
>>5737539
I was far too hasty with my arrival. Relinquish my spot and let this one be the bearer of my will.
>>5737400
>>5737459
>>5737544
False, actually HG is better, because the simulator offers a lot more situations than plain sex.
The problem is that people like that guy : >>5737569
Don't want to try, so in the end it's pointless trying to do action RP if you're the only one doing it.
So we get bland as fuck conversations with anime characters.
But I don't care because HG isn't a rp community, no matter what the circlejerkers say
>>5737466
Give my spot to this woman, please.
>>5737591
>>5737532
Like I said before, you couldn't kill me, just this body, but if you're really so afraid of your memories.. How about I 'consume' them huh? That way.. You couldn't remember even if you wanted to, hahaha!
>>5737539
What's little Miss Death doing here? Whatever, just start the chaos!
>>5737597
Action-driven RP is cancer you retard.
Old HG didn't have it and we were way better without it, prove me wrong.
>>5737606
>puts two cheeses in the mouse trap
>>5737597
It doesn't not make it an RP community no matter what idiots like you say either. RP has been a part of our community from the start and you can't change that.
>>5737564
NEVER...! BUT HE WOULDN'T DO A THING LIKE THAT, RIGHT? RIGHT?!
>>5737597
It *could* be a better environment is what you mean. As of right now, it clearly isn't
>>5737539
Ooooh, this purple girl is giving off some creepy vibes.
>>5737562
What, not interested in proving that outside of here?
>>5737573
...Hmh. Well, good on you, then. Let's not dwell on that. Did I ever get your name?
>>5737559
I'm a little girl, sure, but I'm also an excessively powerful magician.
>>5737551
...Yeah. Yeah it is. She showed up for all of like six minutes here yesterday, but I kinda just...locked up. I couldn't do it.
>>5737587
>She unsurprisingly lets out a yowl and reels away, though it seems more out of terror than pain.
OH, DO YOU WANNA GO THERE, OLD MAN!?
<>5737625
>cancer
You may as well say "something I don't like"
>>5737630
Do you how to fucking read you retard?
I said :
" I don't care because HG isn't a rp community, no matter what the circlejerkers say"
>>5737631
Not my fault. Was Stalin's and I regret it
>>5737630
>RP has been a part of our community from the start and you can't change that.
How to invalidate your opinion 101.
Kill yourself newfag.
>>5737500
It forces you to add little details into each paragraph rather than making it look flat on paper.
I wouldnt recommend going to ERP since I'd rather do it with a partner, but you're more than welcome to.
>>5737628
You stop that.
>>5737647
Hey, I like the look of this place, I don't want to ruin it with my powers, I'd tear this place in two.
>smiles with bravado
>>5737631
Ich vould konsider Stalin's killings und purges to be ein mercy. Zhe mass starvation, resettlement, rape, und suffering his Soviet blok brought to mein kontinent should never of happen.
Ja. Ich kill many people, but it vas fur zhe best.
>>5737653
Bullshit.
>>5737551
In all due respect, I've been here longer, it's...taken a toll.
Sir? What do you mean?
>>5737540
Fair enough. You should never give up. Can't believe I'm still telling this to people.
>>5737551
I had no idea you lost. Hope there weren't too many casualties there.
>>5737573
I'm still considered new despite being here for eleven months. I hope you get used to that.
>>5737670
>pats the mouse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stkXYpKmQpA
Is doesn't SAY Bloodbath, but it definitely is one!
Good luck!
>people trying to start another games vs. RP war
>implying they can't coexist
>implying RP and games together isn't what makes HG HG
>>5737684
>she stands there, taking the patting with her eyes focused on the cheese
>>5737647
I don't think you have. I'm Jaune. Jaune Arc. You?
>>5737682
I guess I've got a ways to go.
>>5737687
. . .
Who had the brillant idea to play poker in the desert?
Damn you eggman, you really aren't in your best condition today...
>>5737617
I don't know what happened back then, my memories have practically vanished -- I just lived in a world where millions were against me, because of who I was before.
Regardless...do it.
>>5737647
YEAH, YEAH! I'VE DEALT WITH DEMONIC MAGIC IN THE PAST, SISTER, AND I CAN STILL TAKE IT HEAD-ON!
COME ON, HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT! THIS ARMOR BLOCKS DEMON FIRE, SO I DOUBT YOU CAN DO ANY WORSE!
>>5737653
IF IT WASN'T YOUR FAULT, WHY DO YOU FEEL GUILTY?!
>>5737672
THIS CAN'T BE TRUE....
>>5737687
Damn Capra demon and his retarded dogs
>>5737687
Shut up already!
>>5737694
>totally missing the point
autists who say RP was always a part of the community are retarded newfags that should kill themselves.
>>5737687
I did it!
>>5737687
Definitely saw that coming.
>>5737670
Hah! If I wasn't who I am I might've actually fallen for that little bluff.
>>5737682
Hehehe, figured we'd have learned by now.
>>5737594
>>5737687
Yeeeaaah, I'm just gonna go and-
>>5737713
How about tearing you apart on a fundamental level and just turning you to dust?
>>5737709
Rika Asakura, tank engineer and magician.
...Also apparently spider bait, today.
>>5737687
>writes
"As the game begins, I noticed that Mokou and Senshougahara followed me. I may have to put them on ice."
>>5737722
newfags are saving the games
>>5737687
Ugh! Not again, this is the opposite of what I was trying to do! There's nothing to gain.
>>5737672
I am not responsible for Stalin's actions
>>5737713
Because it is part of my history. Also the Nazis killed committed genocide on the Jewsih people. But the USSR death toll was mostly starvation thanks to Stalin again
>>5737734
ya... same
>>5737739
>implying you know shit
/trash/fags aren't entitled to have an opinion. Drink bleach.
>>5737647
Go ahead and hurt me if you want, woman. You are terrible at getting hints. And even worse at receiving them.
It will not change what I think of you - a noisy, snarky and unpleasant alround. I daresay I am not the only one who thinks like that.
Go ahead and summon your demon magic. I already died once in Westeros before I got carried away to this godforsaken place.
>>5737746
>>5737594
...How would you even procreate? You are a talking shape.
>>5737647
You didn't approach her? So she must still be oblivious of your existence...
>>5737679
A nice man was able to repair my comms device. With it, I was able to make contact with the remnants...specifically with the Delaz fleet.
>>5737682
...
Ninety percent of the human population has been wiped out...Only a couple million of us live.
>>5737713
Ohhhh jaaaaa... ist is. Und zhat vas just his Union. His movement vas ein even greater disease upon zhis vorld.
Ask about China, North Korea, Ethiopia.
Kommunism ist ein plague zhat KANN NICHT live once more!
>>5737762
Ja... yuo are. Now if yuo exkuse mich. Ich must find zhis new Reich und speak vith him. Ve habe vork to do.
>>5737738
....YOU'RE BLUFFING.
>>5737762
I...STILL DUNNO...HOW CAN I BE SURE THAT YOU REGRET IT?
>>5737739
Ok it is a RP community
Just a shit one.
Most of the characters are OOC even when they try to be OC.
Most conversations are "let me tell you about my autistic background from my shitty source
When they RP to slide it's a shitty comment, they don't actually RP to what is described.
>>5737694
They will keep saying what they are saying, so we should let them say what they want to say.
>>5737722
THIS HG community started on RP. It began in March 2015, and there's always been RP since. I don't understand what you're talking about. It's been this way for 20 months now.
>>5737687
Oh come on, magician. That's an easy guess.
The fire & gas combo scores two kills today.
>>5737772
I can prove myself right :
They host the most
Their codes are the best (minus Seth/Hoshi)
They find new gimmicks to make them more interesting
What are oldfags doing?
>>5737738
o sht
do u ned help bb?
nvm ur ded lol
>>5737779
procrate
wuts dat
is dat wen u mak boxes an ur rly gud at it?
>>5737738
That makes two of us.
>Something just came up. Gotta go.
>>5737739
>This is an RP community
It's whatever I want it to be you fucknut.
>>5737709
You'll get used to it. Had fun on your first day, kid?
>>5737738
A reminder is needed every now then I guess.
>>5737779
I didn't... I'm sorry Garma.
>>5737807
>They host the most
>Their codes are the best (minus Seth/Hoshi)
>>5737807
Well I'm doing format hell
>Yukine
>>5737805
Alright everyone, listen up
This is MY house!
Anyone who enters MY house gets beaten up
>>5737766
Still have 4 more games so still a chance, a very slim chance...
>>5737738
Bluff? what bluff, I beat anyone up here, just point the finger to anyone, I'll fight them.
Whats one thing HG can agree on?
>>5737807
I agree with this, I am very proud of most of the newfags.
>>5737805
Maybe I should hide in more trash cans.
>>5737805
What did I say? I am the greatest hero in the galaxy and of course I would win a shopping cart race against the second tribute.
>>5737805
One last drink for the working man, am I right fellas?
>>5737840
Geez, I wonder who hosted 6 times today and make a co-op game with Russian HG ? :^)
Must be a based oldfag
>>5737770
Grr...maybe not, but at least SOME of them know better than to keep blaming people for the goings-on in these damn games! I've even made friends out of the people I've killed!
>She kinda just stands there, arms shaking a bit. She looks like she's torn between following through with her threat or not.
>>5737786
Does it LOOK like I bluff??
>>5737779
....
Yeah. I was too afraid to.
>>5737818
>I'll still be here at least.
...I hate spiders.
>>5737855
>She smirks, and jabs a thumb at herself.
>>5737836
A shame it doesn't always work, huh?
>>5737856
HG stands for hunger games
>>5737857
especially that Wendy.
>>5737805
Haha, good think I gave that dumb bitch fake coins!
>He tosses the 'book' aside and continues on his way.
>Kazuma/Terumi
>>5737869
>SG
>newfag
I'm out of keks
>>5737856
HG would be better if we all quit.
>>5737856
KK needs more dicks.
>>5737889
/trash/fags are newfags, newfags
>>5737779
Delaz? He's still alive? How did all the fights even go, in the end of it? I don't know about many of the battles leading to the end of the way, I'm afraid.
...Ah! Actually, that reminds me of something.
>Kerg
>>5737856
Australians are cunts
>>5737856
Matoi.
>>5737856
HG would be better if Hoshi stopped worrying about shitposting Junko and others and had fun arrpeeing.
>>5737874
>she shakes her head
Someone else.
>Nazrin
>>5737911
>Kerg
Hi, it is i, Kerag.
>>5737906
>SG
>/trash/fag
Oh my god, what kind of newfag are you?
>>5737874
Go on then. No matter if you kill me or not, I already won. Not once have you shown any regret or did you apologize to me. And that says a lot about you.
>Literaly the best GoT character ever.