LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT IS NOW TIME FOR YOUR MAIN EVENT.
48 SUPERSTARS ENTER THE SQUARED CIRCLE, BUT ONLY 1 WILL WIN THE GOLD IN THE MONDAY NIGHT, HUNGER GAMES SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqgB1xgg7YA
>>5735622
Fujiwara no Mokou
Gaku Yashiro
>>5735622
FYXE
Adrian Rollini
>>5735622
Main Frame Hacker
The Ghost of Christmas Future
>>5735622
Nowi
The Player
Flora
>>5735622
Leysritt
Ramona Flowers
Shalashaska
Sup.
>>5735622
BAKI HANMA
>>5735622
Togami Byakuya
>>5735574
If you think that those words are "big", then you need to work on expanding your vocabulary, cur.
>>5735599
If they wish to live a life such as mine or yours, then they should work for it rather than just doing nothing. As for introductions, my name is Togami Byakuya. I am sure you have already heard of me.
Eggman-kun
Nymph
Cirno
Reigen Arataka
Game 6 will begin after this.
>>5735622
moot
Ball Ball Ball Ball Ball Ball Ball Ball Ball Ball Ball Ball Ball Ball Ball Ball Ball Ball Ball Ball Ball Ball Ball Ball Ball Ball Ball Ball Ball Ball Ball Ball Ball Ball Ball Ball Ball Ball Ball Ball Ball Ball Ball Ball Ball Ball Ball Ball Ball Ball Ball Ball Ball Ball Ball Ball
>>5735622
Minnie May
Adachi
Thomas Jefferson
>>5735622
Garnet
>>5735604
It is not that special compared to others I have seen. You don't even get out of school. Things like Christmas, Thanksgiving. Those are more memorable.
Saki
The Guy
Casshan
>>5735622
Sterling Archer
SETH ROLLINS
The Blackfish
>>5734269
Thanks for great game, Twinkle Host.
Unlucky me missed start :>
Yuno
>>5735611
I never said you weren't one?
>>5735622
Possessed Kazuma
Clay Puppington!
>>5735622
El Spiko
UNUSED CHARACTER
La Pucelle
>>5735622
Broken Matt Hardy
The Uber Gang
Charlie Scene
>>5735622
Rika
Killa
The Dinkster
>>5735622
The Blind Wrestler
SUNPHISTO
Colette
MUMI
Asuka
Joe Rushton
>>5735679
>She laughs briefly
Still, you'd figure it'd be a bit better compared to places that don't even celebrate that stuff, huh?
Nekomaru Nidai
>>5735690
If you keep an eye out here, you're always welcome to join us for the rest of my hosting marathon.
Artoria Pendragon
May Greenfield
MANRAY
Extremely late Soviet
Schrodinger
>>5735658
That is important as well. A pleasure to meet you, sir. I have heard of that name. However...
I had believed that it met a similar fate as my family did.
>>5735735
I released my champ and looking for a bed.
Smooth and hot marathon to you.
Good Luck you all.
>>5735731
Heheheh. You'd think so. Who knows. I may have some fun when it finally happens. That costume though...
>>5735757
As long as I am standing and breathing, the Togami family has not fallen. I will not allow it to meet such a fate. Never.
THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS AN ELIMINATION MATCH, AND IS FOR THE HUNGER GAMES SUPERSLAM CHAMPIONSHIP.
INTRODUCING FIRST, THE ROSTER.
CHECK IT.
SWAP IT.
>>5735691
You said
"What kind of man are you"
or something like that!
Neo
>>5735802
Let's begin the slaughter
>>5735802
Ready.
>>5735770
Later.
>>5735802
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>5735802
Let's start I want my belt already
>>5735802
Din don mah fall gigga bah jooie district, lookin leik punks.
>>5735784
Hah, you'd have it easy with getting a costume together, too, huh? Sometimes I wish I could shapeshift.
>>5735802
Not this guy again....
>>5735791
A great mindset to have. I wish I could say the same. Good luck in your match, Togami. I must leave for now.
>>5735802
Holy shit District 8 is a powerhouse
>>5735802
Give
>>5735726
to
>>5735823
>>5735802
You can already prepare my belt!
Let's do this!
>>5735802
Time for Christmas to come to town once more.
>>5735822
Danke!
>>5735802
bash$ hg
$
>>5735843
What's that I hear, you want to forfeit your spot in the match?
>>5735802
It will do just fine.
>>5735847
Farewell for now, Contiello.
>>5735802
Let's hurry this up, let the killing begin already!
>>5735850
The only thing holy here is the amount of teeth I'm going to knock out of that insufferable woman's mouth if she stabs me in the back again.
>>5735859
>fucks the Nazi cat
>>5735802
Thanks for keeping the belt warm, Deano.
>>5735843
Almost as easy as breathing. I would think you could learn it yourself.
>>5735852
>Thank you kindly.
Name the best ship
>>5735802
So this is how it feels to step foot in a B+ arena huh ?
Let's get this over quickly.
>>5735850
>>5735887
Hey calm down there guys, we're all friends in the SETH ROLLINS district.
>>5735917
Shimakaze
>>5735822
>>5735852
DONE.
OUR CHAMPION HAS FAILED TO SHOW UP TO DEFEND, WHICH MEANS THIS MATCH IS NOW FOR THE VACANT SUPERSLAM CHAMPIONSHIP.
RING THE BELL.
>>5735917
Seth Rollins x Izaya
>>5735917
me x suicide
>>5735924
Not the woman in our district. Nor you, you dimwit.
>>5735843
Her.
>>5735917
Me. I'm the best ship, cause I'm the coolest.
>>5735927
Seriously, give me a break this one time.
>>5735894
N-no...
>>5735927
ITS NOT FAIR
>>5735818
Well now you're making a big deal out of nothing. That's also something girls do, you know?
>she puts a hand on your shoulder
Just forget about it. I didn't mean it like that you baka.
>>5735927
>puts some music in her hears
>walks gloriously away from the cornucopia, toward victory
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioE_O7Lm0I4
>>5735927
This could really mess some fools up. I'll be taking it.
>>5735954
Yes
>does the sex
>you like this
>>5735927
Hmm. You seem to have trouble getting rid of excess warmth. Let me freeze things up for you...
>>5735917
What kind
>>5735927
I AM THE WINNER!
>>5735917
Political favors
>>5735867
When'd I imply that? The guy that talks weird just bothers me.
>>5735900
Pfft, if only. I'm still just human, remember? Pretty sure if I could, I wouldn't be.
>>5735917
>>5735926
>Akitsu Maru
>>5735939
Yeah, yeah, nice to see you, too.
>>5735917
Fyxe and FP
>>5735951
>>5735927
>>5735939
HAHAHA WOOO Ramona, Seth, Blackfish! Did you see me curb stomp that guy haha
>>5735927
>>5735917
Bolin x Yosuke
>>5735966
Nein,stop. This isn't the place next door
>>5735917
Going old school, Archer x Nonon #GhostBlowjobs
>>5735989
>Fyxe
>FP
>>5735981
Going to stab me in the back again like the coward you are?
>>5735991
Brynden. Not Blackfish.
>>5735991
Isn't that move banned? Good one though...
>>5735927
Haha, women nowadays..
>>5735939
What did you just call me, muttonhead ?
We're a team I remind you. And I'm completely trustworthy.
>>5735917
Me x autistic crossover fan fiction
Thanks, HG
>>5735917
Bread x Nobody
>>5735927
I don't have any knifes, so this will have to do, besides ouroboros should be enough by itself.
>>5735927
CIRNO! I'll win, this one's for you.
>>5735989
Good taste anon
>>5735917
Path of Prophet
>>5736016
I called you a dimwit. Are you still wet behind the ears or do I need to clean your ears which are full of horsedung? And you look as trustworthy as a Tyroshi sellsword.
I will be watching you, boy.
>>5736013
You're seriously still whining about that?
>>5735981
You callin me weird lady? Now it's not like I could actually do anything to you in the match, but you might just get some bad karm-
WHOOPS.
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm your host, Dean Ambrose, and welcome back to another Superslam. We seem to have a bad case of champions not showing up to defend, and it's startin to make me think whether we should bring back the policy of champs always defending. But for now, it's time to crown a new one.
>>5736020
Don't you already have a girlfriend, though?
I remember that one day, a guy wanted to ship us together
>>5736016
And you just ran away from a maid. Who is the real woman here? I wonder.
>>5736027
I can fight my own fights!
...
but do it anyways
>>5735991
That's MY move, Archer.
>>5735917
Me and myself.
>>5735981
There's something of value being a human. We have fought for millennia because of it.
>>5736040
Someone's smart here for once.
>>5736040
You ain't getting beat up today kid.
>>5736038
I want it to be the last thing that's on your mind when I get even with you, woman: How stupid you were by doing exactly that.
And you might want to look up...
>>5736040
W-Well... I'm not a fighter so... I kinda hoper you guys killed each others and let me claim those points.
>sighs
I'm gonna take a break
>>5736040
That should keep the freak away for now.
>>5736040
He won't mind right?
>>5736040
If you actually thought you'd be able to hit me, I don't think you deserve that head on your shoulders, I'll remove it for you.
>>5736062
Hey Adrian, doing well?
>>5736013
I'm gonna call you Bryn. Men with great hair have to stick together.
>>5736015
>>5736068
It's no disqualifications! And I didn't know you drink. Thought you were a tea person.
>>5736051
Well... Ya but, same team we can share moves. Wanna borrow a gun?
>>5735956
>hugs
...again.
>>5735295
>>5735463
I guess you dissappeared.
>>5736040
WHO WANT'S PICTURES? (I hope I can get some extra cash this way)
>>5736066
>massages boobies
>>5736045
I shit you not, I... was just trying to be cool -- it was a one night stand that one chapter.
Our relationship is platonic.There is one person I had in mind for a long time....
>>5736094
I'd rather not ''stick'' around queer looking foreigners. And you have all the marks of one.
>>5736082
Yeah, I'm doin' fine. How bout you?
So what you're telling me is that guy has a lot of balls? I don't know kid, that just seems to good to believe.
Eggman's fighting for his life in the ring, but not even the strongest monster in this company can take on 5 dudes at once. God damn if he's not having a good last stand though.
>>5736094
Both are perfectly fine in my book
>>5736034
And I'll do the same, grampa.
Don't you dare try to pull a fast one on me.
>>5736040
>>5736046
I just followed the script duh. If I wanted I'd beat you harder than your master does at night.
>>5736094
What worthwhile moves do you even have ? I'm Mr.Wrestling for hell's sakes.
It's time for your checkup, HG~
Please stand up for the national anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1wLtAXDgqg
>>5736113
Oh come on you love it.
>>5736109
Doing well too.
>>5736128
3 bullets in limbs. Fix it medics.
>>5736040
No, you idiot, I was talking about the guy that literally calls himself "Killa", the hell're up with your heari-
OH GO FUCK YOURSELF!
>>5736065
Yeah, yeah, rub it in....
And you realize how goddamn stupid it is to hold grudges like that in the place where you're not exactly IN CONTROL OF YOURSELF?
>>5736052
There's even a finer line about it back home for me, trust me. There's a reason people are so leery about that stuff, and all.
>>5736126
I will pretend this is the rambling of a drunk ruffian I am hearing. My master is a kind and just man and I will not tolerate you slandering his name. Good day, sir.
>>5735917
Dean x Matoi
>>5736128
I already got my daily dose
>>5736113
Man, they have some really good ICE on these doors.
>>5736079
>>5736040
I'll show you, what true power means fiend!
>Oh boy look at the time, switches to Sins Casshern.
>>5736113
>falls flat on his face
>>5736128
I think I'm fine, Doc.
>>5736133
>STANDS THE FUCK UP AND TAKES OF HIS HELMET
>>5736108
Queer? Excuse me?
>>5736119
So next time, want to skip the tea and come drinking with me?
>>5736126
I mean... I know Krav Maga... and I have a gun.
>>5736103
Oh... Too bad, she was cute.
I guess you don't want to tell me who is that special person?
Is she hanging out here?
>>5736102
>gently pushes your hand
Hmm... You see anon, you can pretty much pet me anywhere I don't have clothes... so that's a lot of space, but my boobs aren't part of that.
>>5736113
Zzzz...Zzzz... Gotta... win....zzz this game...
>>5736128
What? Nobody told me that was today.
>>5736126
Don't worry. If I decide to cut your own guts out, I'll be looking you straight in the eyes like a man.
>>5736143
Why won't you just shut your damned mouth, stop making excuses and accept the consequences of your deeds?
>>5736133
>>5736128
a che-what?
>>5736170
I'm not a complete booze hound you know
>>5736133
Maybe I can nab some info while everyone's distracted.
>>5736133
Ladies and gentlemen, please stand up while our former president LAYS THE ROYAL SMACKDOWN ON THE DRAGON KID, USING THE ARM BREAKING KIMURA DRAGON HOLD ON A FUCKING DRAGON, THIS FOUNDING FATHER'S GOT SOME BRASS ON HIM.
>>5736143
Oh.
Uh.
Shit.
>>5736113
A girl like her shouldn't have this stuff.
>>5736143
I have to imagine. A shame some places could be so close minded.
>>5736113
Goddamn! Just shut up already! Your themes not going to mean shit if I kill you before you actually get a chance to use it.
>>5736155
Fiend? Aren't you the one who attacked me huh?! Hahaha! What a hero!
>>5736140
That's fine. I'm just trying not to die now.
>>5736133
>stands up
>>5736199
So, why are we here?
>>5736199
Hey look! There is Sunset that way!
>runs the fuck out!
>>5736199
I am loving this publicity!
>>5736195
I prefer the term high functioning alcoholic. But whatever you want. I just like drinking in my hot tub.
>>5736170
Queer - strange, odd, funny looking even. You are from a civil area of the world, yes?
>>5736199
Tch.. Dammit, I'm still too weak to confront a meat head like that?!
>>5736199
Well, uh, if lizards can grow their tail back Im sure my arm will heal just fine
I hate you Mr President...
>>5736128
But I've had that stuff done a few days ago. Is it already time again?
>>5736199
What he get lost or something?
>>5736113
Good one Archer. You might not be completely useless after all.
>>5736149
Jokes on you, I'm straight edge.
Have a terrible existence, although you already live that, puppet.
>>5736170
I imagine the gun will come in handy soon enough.
>>5736199
Who's laughing now, cunts ?
>>5736229
Ah ok, queer means something different in my part of the world. I am in fact from a civil part of the world.
>>5736199
I really was looking for supplies. Don't know why the guys followed me.
>>5736184
I didn't do jack shit, and hell, if you were the one who stabbed ME in the back, I bet you'd be defending YOUR actions.
>>5736199
I'll take that as an apology.
>>5736201
Trust me, there's always a reason for it, too.
>>5736199
FOOLISH SISTER NO, your finishing maneuver, it is, OBSOLETE!
>>5736228
You're gonna end up like a raisin one day.
>>5736246
Thanks, I'm actually pretty awesome.
>>5736198
There can only be one hacker
>HACKS YOU
>>5736246
>Suddenly, your feet are stuck in solid ice, rendering you unable to move.
I'd watch your language in the future, young man. Lesser people would try to take your life to restore their honour. Luckily for you, I have it...Do you?
>She snaps her fingers, the icy prison chaining the wrestling to the ground shattering in harmless pieces of frost
>>5736246
Straight edge, he says. You know that includes no sex right? So why are you dreaming about a dragon like that Seth, you don't have something to tell me do you?
>>5736128
Go on.
>>5736271
Maybe? Care to join me sometime?
>>5736248
I could never tell.
>>5736260
Would I? Unlike you, I have a conscious, I would apologize and see to it you would be receiving proper care. If your way is how they threat an old man in your world, you must be from a dreadful place.
>>5736171
No. I don't think so. She doesn't really say much and I don't know her name. But I can give you a description, sorta: A warm buttery aroma fumed the air, that morning during the Asuka games -- she left a gooey yellow trail of butter where ever she wandered; syrup trickled all over her fluffy body. She...was made out of pancakes.
>>5736277
Oh yeah? Why don't you face me in the ring?
>shoots at you through computer.
>>5736288
>dies
>>5736288
Sorry kid, but the strongest one wins here.
>>5736288
What is this slanderous android saying about the Hardy name? Her words are incomplete and are RIFE with LIES. She must be deleted, first from my cellular device, THEN FROM EXISTENCE.
>>5736288
>trips
>delivers a massive elbow blows on the blind girl's head.
Did I... Oh hum, I mean, Yeah! I totally DESTROYED you! Don't clap too loud dear crowd, though.
>>5736288
I just realized that there are much better teammates still in here.
>>5736288
Hahaha! Yes, you see that everyone? I'll be using this to show you the despair you'll all feel in time!
>>5736308
Well for now we seem to be doing pretty well as a team... except for Yuno... She's kind of dead. Thankfully we have Ramona as a replacement.
>>5736320
Tch. Amateur. I already hacked your gun, it only shoots blanks.
heh,better run while you can kid
>>5736140
>>5736152
>>5736163
>>5736171
>>5736192
>>5736238
>chuu~
You're all cured!
>>5736308
Conscience. And I have one. There's just no point in stressing over something as stupid as these games.
Hah! You wouldn't even be that old by our standards, there's people around that're thousands of years old. Oh, and might makes right in Gensokyo. You tell me.
>>5736288
Where did I even get this from?
>>5736293
Hot tubs are lame, the beach is where its at
STUNNERS, STUNNERS, THAT LITTLE GIRL FROM OUT OF NOWHERE WITH ALL THE STUNNERS. LOOKS LIKE SHE WAS WAITING FOR HER CHANCE AND NOW SHE GOT IT. SHE'S TAKING OUT EVERYONE.
>>5736203
...
>>5736288
>He flexes his arm.
>>5736348
Incase you have failed to notice, we are IN THE MIDDLE OF A FUCKING WARZONE! Less talking, ore fighting!
>>5736363
Do you always talk this much or did you have a past life as a fishmonger down some market alley at the docks?
>>5736317
That's quite poetic.... A pancake girl? No wonder you felt in love... and I was thinking it was a human girl or something.
Yeah, I've heard about her... Just heard too but she already has her share fair of fans... You'll have to fight for her, Bread-chan!
>>5736357
Oh? am I?
Well, thanks... I didn't think I was sick though, oh strange.
>>5736369
>steals dubs
>>5736260
Far be it from me to give my opinion about other worlds. I have other things to worry about.
>>5736288
This would great gifts for him.
>>5736314
>Saved.
>>5736369
A little more steady....
>>5736314
pff
>>5736354
What kind of ICE do you have on that thing, it's pretty good.
>>5736346
Despair huh? Can someone get discount Junko out of here
>>5736365
>>5736365
Fine whatever, we can go to the beach, I'm pretty sure ISIS owns an island somewhere that we could go to...
>>5736369
...ouch
>>5736389
Says the one with no kills.
>>5736369
Colette's kind of a bitch.
>>5736369
Look at the bright side, at least no one will deny that youre better than that new guy
>>5736357
Thanks now where is Otako
>>5736399
I could tell you, but then I would have to hack you AGAIN
>>5736357
Uh, thanks?
>>5736369
The premoNEEtion has come true, the Artificial Intelligence has come to slander the Hardy name. Now I must see into the FUTURE again, and prevent a negative outcome...
A young girl will receive a reward...I must find her, and DELETE IT from her hands!
Check these dubs
>>5736389
Pfft. No fishmongers in Gensokyo, either. So yeah, yeah I do always talk an ear off.
>>5736394
Yeah...to each their own. So how are things going over there, aside from prepping for the holiday?
You know, it's real lucky that guy was only made from Clay, or we'd be taken off the air right now for horrible content.
Oh wait, we're not on air in the first place.
>>5736402
By killing a kid barely one fifth of MY age. Do you want a firm pat on the back?
>>5736435
Duly noted. You can now stop using your voice to annoy me.
>>5736402
I'll see what my schedule looks like in six months
>>5736429
Incredible job! Wonderful. You really showed us those numbers.
>>5736445
He's looking out for me so far.
>>5736391
You were! But all thanks to me, you're cured.
>>5736409
What makes you think I know? I'm not her babysitter.
>>5736426
No thanks needed, cutie.
>>5736445
At least I died for what I believed in, like a MAN
>>5736445
...Mhhh... Tomorrow I'll blast some MJ and moonwalk my way to the ring. They'll love it, I'm sure.
>>5736273
You even steal my lines now ?
>>5736287
Little servant's getting upset because she can't handle the truth huh ?
Whatever, get lost. You're no longer part of the game anyway so why should I be intimidated ? You don't even have the guts to take manners by yourself if your master doesn't order you to do so.
>>5736369
Hahaha, reminds me of the puppet I'm controlling right now!
>>5736373
Hahaha, what's the matter Mr. Hero? I'm a fiend aren't I?
>A sick twisted smile forms of Kazuma's(?) face.
>>5736402
>Kek, I knew that'd come out eventually.
Oh, I'm sorry, I couldn't really understand you, I was distracted by the fact an alcoholic is yammering at me.
>>5736445
Stealing clothes? Hahaha, this guy might even be more twisted than I am.
>>5736429
amateur
check mine
>>5736391
...and my wealth can't really guarantee her to like me, if that was the case, I'd dump her for being a gold digger.
Wait hold on, why would you be shipped with furry porn. Isn't she your cousin or something?
>>5736448
You should've known what you were getting yourself in to, pointing me out like that.
>>5736357
weird... but thanks?
>>5736467
...What was my sickness though? I mean, in case I have it again, i didn't notice a single thing
>>5736445
YOUR FUNDING, IT HAS BEEN, DELETED!
>>5736472
Can I ask you something? Did those empty insults coming from the mouth of a spoiled child ever get under someone's skin? It's entertaining at best, but it sure makes you look silly. Pathetic almost, I daresay.
>>5736128
Am I too late for getting in on the cute anime girl puss?
Shoulda ambushed the trio in the middle of the night. Now look what's happening, you're getting your asses kicked in a 5 on 3.
>>5736467
But don't kisses have a higher probability of transferring illnesses?
>>5736467
Alright. What's your name?
>>5736475
Are you done blabbering?
>>5736435
Really calm. No monster attacks, everyone getting along. There's still the fact tha danger is looming over us but it won't happen for a while. How about you? You had meet her by now.
>>5736445
Physics like us deserve the best.
>>5736448
I killed 2!
>>5736451
Seriously... God damn it
>Mutters "she wants me"
>>5736472
What being awesome? If anything I stole that from Miz.
>>5736475
High functioning alcoholic thank you.
>>5736520
I thought I would be on the other end for this. Thanks kid.
>>5736483
Yeah you're right!
Show her your Wheat before your Wealth!
.
.
.
Sorry...
But huh, who told you that? I'm sure she wouldn't mind incestuous stuff but, no we aren't related, not by a miles!
>>5736520
I can assure you I was just tagging along Garnet.
I don't like punching people...
Well, okay, I didn't try to stop them either.
>>5736520
Not sure why a dragon even needs training just burn the place down.
>>5736535
What was that?
>>5736485
What do I have to do to make you shut your trap, woman? Perhaps stabbing you in the back with a big fucking sword would do the trick.
>>5736535
You know how many dumb lads I killed during The War Of The Ninepenny Kings? Robert's Rebellion?
I stopped counting at two dozen.
>>5736556
>>5736520
This rescue is only TEMPORARY. Mark my words gem of Ruby and Sapphire, your deleetion will come for you soon.
>>5736534
....
I wish. I heard she popped up, super briefly yesterday, but I just...LOCKED UP!
>>5736570
>She laughs in a mocking tone.
Even then, I'd just bitch and moan about it, just to spite you.
I guess Seth was right about carrying all of WWE's wrestlers on his shoulders. He's not gonna try and do the Dirty Deeds with all 3 of em is he? I don't want to find out, which is WHY WE'RE GOING TO CUT TO COMMERCIAL BREAK RIGHT NOW. THE HUNGER GAMES SUPERSLAM WILL BE RIGHT BACK IN THE NEXT THREAD.
>>5736591
Dean.
>>5736507
Are you denying the fact you just blew a fuse right now because of mere words ?
I'm not the one getting defensive and freezing everything in sight every time her beater gets brought up.
>>5736520
WHO NERFED MY MOVE ?
>>5736570
I killed 2 today, I've killed more than 200 of my enemies and only about 10 of my allies.
>>5736560
Eh... nothing. Unless you wanna bang me, in which case I did say that we should do that.
>>5736520
Dammit, just you wait! I'll be back to me normal self one day! You better pray you're not around when that happens!
>>5736532
Hahaha, not really, but hey! You're right, I shouldn't be wasting the breath on you.
>>5736535
Would people that know you call anything you do as 'high-functioning'?
>>5736607
Sieg Heil
>>5736610
SON, EVER SINCE YOU LET ME DOWN, I TOOK AWAY YOUR PEDIGREE PRIVILEGES, NOW IT'S NOT AS STRONG AS MINE-UH.
>>5736610
On the contrary, you are not a complete dullard who runs with his tail between his legs after even the simplest of threats. I am starting to like you. You remind me of a fellow servant I used to loathe.
>>5736618
Real smooth there...
>>5736486
No problem!
>>5736491
Are you sure you want to know? It's not nice.
>>5736517
You're never too late!
>chuu~
>>5736525
I've never had anyone complain about kissing me before.
>>5736528
Who's asking?~
>>5736641
>tail between his legs
I have no tail
what did she mean by this?
>>5736627
SIEG ZEON!
>>5736619
Of course they would, I'm the worlds greatest secret agent. If they don't recognize my greatness it's just because they're jealous
>>5736591
Don't get any disgusting ideas, I'm simply planning something far more efficient than a bodyslam.
>>5736583
...I don't see how it is any different than the horseshit that's pouring out of your mouth at this very moment.
>>5736618
10 of your allies? I knew you were a fucking backstabbing cunt, just like the woman that's been buzzing around my ears like a fly.
>>5736619
You've made a wise decision.
>>5736651
Me asking you
So my brother wakes me up at like 12:30(am) to go "Walk around outside"
We go out and like, right after we get out on the front porch, some car drives by slow all sketchy like and pulls into the gas well on the other side of the empty house next to us
My brother being my brother, watches them a bit and decides it's weird enough to go get his gun and super bright tac light
The car musta left when he was doing that, or turned off it's lights and left when he started shining the light around
Either way, while kinda dumb of him, hearing him cock his pistol made me wet >~>
We smoked a little after he put his stuff back up, then went back to the hut behind my house where I smoke
we did a little more then he moved in on me and told me to sit up on the edge of this wooden picnic table we've got out there.
He pulled my panties to the side and started playing with me, I was completely receptive since I knew this was the plan from the start
He did do too much foreplay after finding I was wet. he pulled his shorts down enough for his cock to pop out and tapped it on my cunt then pushed in
He eased into it, but started fucking me pretty hard, I tried to hug him with my legs and slow him down but I'm completely helpless against his strength
He didn't last as long as normal, only about ten or fifteen minutes max, even though I sucked him off that morning.
He pulled off and jerked off on my thighs and tummy.
I sat there and rubbed my clit to orgasm, he stayed with me, letting me smoke more before he left me there with his cum still on me. I think he only hung out to not be sweaty and to cover any sex smells with weed and cigarette smoke
I sat alone in the hut for like five mins before wiping off and going inside
His wife was in the house the whole time, she's utterly oblivious and it makes me so hot to know I'm getting his cum and she isn't.
>>5736651
W-What? Really?
>gulps down
Tell me!!... It's not cancer at least?
Maybe those anon were unto something...