Thanks for hosting
>>5731352
BEHOLD, THE NEW CHAMPION
>>5731352
Another one? I'm detecting shenanigans.
>>5731286
What can I say? Being brutally murdered and having my corpse unceremoniously dumped in the forests for your raccoon friends gave me some time to think.
>>5731352
>>5731367
Son of a....sigh, congrats
>>5731352
With the organic's mental stability, this outcome is not surprising.
>>5731367
Again? Congratulations. Thank you for the opportunity.
>>5731367
Congratulations!
Thanks for hosting! Hosting-person!
>>5731360
Awww, that's sweet, but I don't want to go home yet.
>>5731352
WHAT?!
W-Wow...
Hum... Congratulation Rinoa, twice in a row...
>>5731367
Thank you for hosting!
>>5731352
>>5731367
Oh it's going to be a good day.
Thanks for hosting pal.
>>5731367
>>5731381
Looks like she made use of Seth's rigging for another game. The prophecy remains true.
Thanks for playing.
If anyone wants to step in, now is your time. If not, I'll continue.
>>5731405
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>5731379
Don't worry, I can wait.
>>5731405
Dead last...
>>5731368
What's up with the stereotyping Raven? Just because I look like one doesn't mean I friend with all the animals...
.
.
.
And it was rats.
>>5731405
The Absolute Madwoman! She's topped The List!
>>5731405
I doubt anyone would object to your proposal.
>>5731405
Thanks for hosting, mau~
>>5731372
>>5731415
Remember what I said about this place? It just rubs your face in it by springing this stuff on us.
>>5731367
Adequately done, player and host.
>>5731418
Just getting the bitterness out. I think that's just about done it.
>>5731420
And to think there is still 7 games to go...
>>5731405
Damnation... I need to stop slacking off! I am making an absolute fool of myself.
>>5731405
Thanks for hosting, master.
And happy birthday.
>>5731439
Think Ill just skip to the acceptance stage and conclude I suck at this game.
>tfw skipped work
I'm part time and come in whenever they tell me to, I'm not gonna get fired am I?
>>5731439
No problem, and I glad I lost instead of the other option all things considered
>>5731477
The fact that you are questioning this means you should not have done it in the first place.
>>5731477
Do what your soul tells you to do, do you feel free?
>>5731477
Is this your first time skipping?
>>5731464
Mob, you shouldn't have...
...
W-well, enough being emotional.
GAME 4/10! GIVE ME TRIBUTES!
>>5731506
Andrew Wiggins
>>5731442
We'll get you too pumped up to go less than 100%
>>5731477
That depends on a couple of questions.
Did you call in and tell them you weren't showing? What's their perspective on you? If they think you're lazy then probably. But if they believe you have a good work ethic, then you'll probably be off the hook.
>>5731506
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>5731506
Ramona Flowers
>>5731470
That may be so, but that goes for everybody until they win. Then they just suck a little less.
>>5731482
I'm sure. In fact...hold on a sec.
>>5731506
Classy Raven
>>5731506
Lamar
>>5731506
The Player
>>5731506
Saki
>>5731506
Senshougahara
>>5731506
Sylvie Paula Paula
>>5731506
Clinton Removers Gowdy and Chaffetz
>>5731506
TK-626
>>5731506
La Pucelle
>>5731506
Regulus Corneas
>>5731506
Bonnie
>>5731506
The Uber Gang
>>5731506
Koyomi Araragi
>>5731477
There a too many variables. We can not agree on an opinion.
>>5731506
Legion
>>5731506
Papika
>>5731506
Yukine
>>5731506
Stalker
>>5731524
Emiya Kiritsugu
>>5731506
Empress
>>5731507
If that's the case. Please, cheer me on! That will surely raise my spirits!
>>5731506
Mob
>>5731506
Megaman
>>5731506
Poland
>>5731506
Eggman-kun
>>5731517
That's only slightly encouraging
>>5731553
>>5731506
Oops.
>>5731506
The Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth
>>5731506
Nino
>>5731506
Bigby Wolf
>>5731550
STOP
>>5731517
Holding on? For what?
>>5731506
Haru
>>5731506
Hikigaya Hachiman
>>5731603
>kissu
>>5731589
Prepare an alibi for the next time you show up to work.
Be prepared to tell a good lie.
I would advise you don't use a health-related excuse such as being sick or going to the hospital unless you want to take the risk of them asking you to provide a doctor's note.
Unless you happen to know a doctor, then by all means do that.
>>5731615
Don't do that!
This game will be delayed slightly.
I need three more, but the game won't start for a bit, so get comfy.
>>5731626
John Donovan
>>5731589
Then they might not need you at all.
Don't worry anon, the won't make too much of a fuss of you not being there.
>>5731626
Gundam Tanaka
>>5731626
Colonel Sanders
>>5731589
Hmm. Going with the information I have received, they will not terminate you yet. Tread carefully. Continue this behavior and they will soon believe you are expendable.
>>5731589
You're fucked then. Maybe if you beg and suck up enough they'll let you stay, but I doubt it. Good luck, fuck up.
>>5731572
The sooner you have a more realistic view of this place instead of expecting to win every game, the better. It'll make the point where you do win that much sweeter.
>>5731601
Had to enter the game. Okay, where was I? Oh yeah, I meant to say that if you kill me in similar fashion again, I might not wait to see which option happens to you.
>>5731589
2 weeks?
Your ass is probably grass
>>5731506
Artoria Pendragon
>>5731506
Corrin
>>5731656
Eat shit and die.
>>5731589
Clarify the importance your work hours on this occasion.
>>5731662
>Eats burgers and lives instead.
>>5731662
Kys squid faggot
>>5731589
Had you been a member of the Imperial Army, you would have been discharged or demoted to menial labor.
>>5731645
Yeah I'm over that, now I just wanna beat people up
>>5731506
Speedo Sonic 06
>late af again
>>5731680
>Pretty sure that's Duke Nukem
>>5731645
... That's what I thought.
Oh well, don't worry about that, I'll avoid your tent and you'll avoid mine, no problem that way.
>>5731680
>>5731700
Blow it out your ass.
That was not as long of a delay as I had first anticipated.
Make you swaps and stuff.
>>5731732
Swap me out for the next in line
>>5731732
Hosting district, huh?
Alright, let's show them how though we are!
>looks for Rinoa, she isn't there.
Perfect!
>>5731732
Ready.
>>5731656
Why are you wearing a see-though shirt?
>>5731732
Ready for combat!
life is pain
we're all doomed to die
all i can do to take my mind off things is host hunger games
>>5731690
That's the spirit, just as long as it's not me you're beating up.
>>5731711
Fair enough, though there's something to be said for offering actual hospitality instead of just pretending. If anything, that's worse.
>>5731789
>>5731788
To what do I owe this gift?
>>5731732
For the glory of the Empire!
>>5731796
I just don't want to take up risks... and I wanted to win, okay? I don't usually uses cheap tricks like that.
Good luck Raven
>>5731796
No promises, I might go into a blind rage and all that.
>>5731763
The hours you were supposed to work was not our question. We wish to know how important these hours are to your job.
>>5731809
Kindly and polity crack their sk- eggs and ki- cook it for them.
Day 1. Winner this slide.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsweGt0YlD8
>>5731732
Paula's got two nice bodyguards to lose for her! She's ready!
>>5731850
I've never seen a more canon event in my life
>>5731850
Gotta admit, that's some nice patriotism.
>>5731850
>Clinton Removers fasten an American flag cape around their necks
true patriots
>>5731850
Now where's my trophy?
>>5731827
And to you, Fyxe. Let's hope we don't get done in by weird Russians.
>>5731830
I'd be less likely to hold it against you if it was a blind rage, so that's probably your best bet.
>>5731850
Hey, you in the dome. You got something to say to us, or not?
>>5731850
The value of this fight aiding our success has dropped. We are no longer interested in combat with these organics.
>>5731850
>>5731884
Maybe he's a creepy, friendly person! Hey there, come on in!
>>5731850
Well, now what? Nobody is going to be looking for me?
>>5731837
>>5731850
What a coïncidence. I have been offered food supplements by..something.
>>5731850
Yes, I did think about it for a few minutes, but then I realized that it would be just a waste of my time to follow the foolish thoughts of someone who can't even respect my personal space. The only thing I can tell you about this, is you should give up on your foolish dream. Also, you should learn a few things about keeping your distance when it comes to strangers. You leaning so close to me was rather disturbing.
>>5731850
You really want this guy to moderate your next board? He's an asshole!
That must be some evil fast food.
Looks like Fyxe is getting desperate. She's even trying to steal the win prediction.
>>5731889
Or maybe he's just a creepy person, so shut your trap and leave him be!
>>5731920
I figured as much.
>pushes the sculpture over in frustration
>>5731920
Shit I should of asked for something else.
>>5731920
First my food and now all my coins have been taken?! And I was going to take a souvenir home. And I don't think they'd appreciate a body part.
>>5731920
Oh come on guys at least try to look a little scared.
>>5731920
This again?! Why do you do this?! Nobody should buy anything from you anymore!
>>5731920
Couldn't you see that I was in trouble thanks to those drinks? The least you could do is try to help me out, no? Yet you just walked away, like nothing happened! At least have some common sense and help out those who are in need, instead of acting like a barbarian.
>>5731920
This... This is just the game!
But damn, I'm really snarky today... I don't remember having drank though...
>looks through paprika's stuff
>there is nothing of interest, besides a plastic bottle
>takes it
>>5731920
You've got to be a man in this army.
>>5731920
>>5731953
Paula wonders what you're going to rhyme that with!
>>5731946
Maybe he's just a lonely creeper. Paula will listen to you though.
>>5731920
Suddenly, everyone's busting out the big guns. And big swords.
Even Big L is getting in on the action! See you in Hell.
>>5732005
Guys, what are you doin? Where's the basket?
>>5732005
Woah...
A lot more hair than mine. Hehe, it's really fun to touch!
>>5732005
>>5732016
What's it look like? I'm hammering over here.
>>5732005
Medic, please. Somebody...I can't go out like...this...
>>5732005
Damn! Fucked those fools up!
>>5731986
Good. You should always be wary of strangers, especially if they're wearing old-timey diving suit.
>>5732005
I... I'm not very good at sports.
>>5732005
I have been called many things, Sir Host. But a woman is rather new to me. I'd correct the mistake myself, but I think I need a rest first.
>>5732005
Just don't blow yourselves up later, I know you're stupid enough to do it.
>>5732005
>
>>5731986
uh, well...cared, paired, um..
>>5732005
A lot of cart racing today. Fly Minetti would be proud if he wasn't so busy kicking your asses.
Looks like we've got a crime scene on our hands, and...
The burning flames of love!
>>5732033
Yeah, what the hell man? Remodelin don't start till summer!
>>5732053
That's alright, just grab my rebounds and pass em back to me.
>>5732084
...Huh. So this is how it looks. Interesting.
>>5732084
So why are gettin bottles again, STALKER?
>>5732084
This result was expect. The Human nation of Poland is many billions times heavier than this platform.
>>5732084
Is this a trap? It sure looks like a trap...
>>5732084
>>5732086
I don't care about remodeling, oh who cares, want to find bottles so we can make some Molotovs?
>>5732104
Molotovs... you know, fire bomb bottles, you use em to burn motherfuckers, or you prank people with it.
>>5732084
I hope you all appreciate my selflessness that I've just shown with this banquet. Of course this is not my mansion, but we have-
>>5732123
Excuse me?
>>5732133
You know, how bout I jus use this as a run in the desert while you get them bottles? Whatever you use em for, at least you ain't hammerin anymore.
>>5732066
If I looked scared, will Paula be spared?
>>5732051
They just seem really cool. Paula can handle herself if she gets in danger, you know.
>>5732084
Paula saw them with her own eyes. You, you and especially you can be saved!
>>5732133
...
>>5732164
Who said I'm not hammerin'? bitch I'll hammer and burn them motherfuckers at the same time.
>>5732151
Taking everyone to a shaddy place, where you know no one is going to come take a look... Doesn't seem very safe.
>>5732084
DAMN! STRAIGHT GANGSTA!
>>5732176
......I must of drank way too much.
>>5732188
HAHAHAHAHHAHA!
>>5732180
Ok, but you gonna do it in the desert, right?
>>5732169
Huh, you're a lot better at that than I am...anyway doesn't matter, I met my end already.
>>5732188
I blame this on you all
>>5732188
Look, I am accustomed to strange habits by foreign tribes and people, but this is just...I do not know if I should be fascinated or worried.
>>5732169
>>5732188
Kinda like this idiot that can't even put a sentence together?
>>5732206
I'll do it wherever I want......I actually don't think this place is anything OTHER than a desert, maybe caves and some "towns".
>>5732188
Ahaha! Niggas can't take down the king!
>>5732232
I think we got ourselves a deal long as you keep it round here and not at Target Center, and no, I ain't tellin you where that is.
>>5732188
The Uber Gang has been kicking some serious ass this game. I don't think they're going to save anything.
The tables have turned on the lass of class.
>>5732176
Is that a glowing penis?
>>5732182
So this is how it is? This is how you repay my hospitality? This is how you repay my kindness? You just choose to doubt my words because you want to doubt them, so you can put me in the spot of some kind of villain, don't you? Instead of appreciating what's been put in front of you, you find excuses to make the situation seem worse than it is. This kind of attitude irks me to no end. How can you even live like this? It just makes me want to leave. That you would be so selfish, to ignore my good will and accuse me of something so horrible!
>>5732204
Idi ko mne. Ti obretyosh to, chto zasluzhivaesh
>>5732254
Nope, not scary at all. I have no idea what you are talking about.
>>5732254
And so it is that I begin a possibly bloody quest to get my money back...
>>5732188
Hooray for rhymes! If only this could happen all the time!
>>5732227
It has to be a show. This many people can't be that bad at threatening someone.
>>5732209
What happened? Did you criss when you should've crossed? Was that the reason you lost?
>>5732254
No one can ever know.
>>5732254
Ow! You could have cut my face off!
>>5732254
Oh come on, you spent so much time sitting in your room you forgot the real value of things...
...Hey!! are you gonna refund that paperbag or not?!
>>5732254
What a pointless detour. I'm not interested in that door nor the woman, so it was just a waste of my precious time that I could have used more efficiently. Please, try not to waste my time like this ever again. After all, it's my right to do what I want with my own free time.
>when you prepare for an exam but fail anyway
>>5732254
That's not just gang property, that's winner's property. It's already a fact that anyone who wins these games is a twisted fuck, so just stop messing with them already!
>>5732300
Nah, left my bulletproof vest at home on the one day we had a bullet party, my fault really...Stop rhyming so well!
>>5732336
here you go bby
>>5732300
You'd be surprised. Consider how many idiots are here.
>>5732337
>is covered in feathers
That can't be a good sign...
>>5732336
Drop out of school and find your true path in life.
>>5732337
>>5732337
That was..impressive. I swear I saw a vehicle like that destroyed in a similar fashion once. But I can't remember how and where...
>>5732337
Note to self: Stay the away from the 3 mad furries.
And you're welcome dude, rest in pieces.
>>5732353
>Thanks senpai
>>5732359
T-that's not an option...
>>5732336
Are you watching the game now, cocksucker?
>>5732252
I don't have any idea what a Target Center is.
>>5732280
...is this really it? truly?
>>5732337
hehe...
>>5732376
Join the FFL
>>5732393
>Is that even a question?! VIVE LA FRANCE
>>5732403
The what?
>>5732337
TOWER
OF
POWER
The snake strikes again... and so does The Uber Squad!
>>5732336
>kissu
>>5732410
Are...you...kidding me?
>>5732410
...I wish for the sweet embrace of blindness right about now.
>>5732406
French foreign legion
>>5732410
Wait a minute, I recognize those asscheeks....
>hold breath
F-FUCK YOU GARTH! This wasn't on the contract we made!
>>5732410
Happy birthday, I think I'm supposed to say. Thank you for hosting too.
What did I forget...?
Good night? Yeah, good night.
>>5732435
>Maybe, we never know
>>5732452
>fucks up with his mind
>>5732397
Your wish will come true....only if you convert.
>>5732438
So i decided to go nostalgic for a moment and decided to watch Taxi.
>>5732461
Aw it's you motherfuckers, how'd you fucking get a rock to glow?
>>5732410
The Uber Gang has some dangerous allies.
Don't look away from them for a second.
As Fyxe finds out the truth of the asscheeks, she seems out Garth for revenge! But...
>>5732451
Sleep tight.
>>5732466
>great movie, but Samy Naceri fucked up badly after that. I didn't know Taxi was famous out of France
>>5732490
He didn't even pay me for that...........................
>losts all HP
>fucking dies
>>5732490
she kept on grinding, the fucking whore, I might be in a gay club, but I'm doing this for money... I think.
>>5732486
Now you have seen the true power of the monolith!....and radiation....
>>5732517
Its actually one of my favorite french movies because the theme its build on is fantastic.
>>5732542
you wanna know what's the secret power of the world?
>>5732490
Mutant aftermath,
final four.
>>5732337
Uh I think I visited the wrong house.
>>5732351
Paula can stop it if you want. She's now sad because she lost visiting a haunt.
>>5732355
As far as I am concerned, I'm the only idiot out here. Nothing could be as stupid as me.
>>5732490
>La Pucelle sticks her rear out, and arches her tail in a way that it curves to the ground. After holding this pose for a few moments, she stands up straight.
Not how I normally stretch, but it's still refreshing nonetheless.
Ni**er
>>5732557
Son of a bitch thinks she can handle a knife better... but I sho-
>grips his stomach
moving hurts...Moving hurts...
>>5732557
Non-lethal violence among the finalists!
Man, I was expecting to see The Uber Gang here. Too bad they choked.
>>5732574
YO WHAT THE F
>>5732452
>>5732459
>this
>>5732559
Its kinda adorable, but sorry on your loss, still more game to go though
>>5732588
That didn't kill him...
>>5732549
>Is it voiced in english or do you watch it with subtitles?
>>5732589
>you like this
>>5732588
...You wretch. I will give you one chance to give me back my belongings before I will take it back by force.
>>5732609
I watch it subbed.
>>5732557
I get it now. Reigen doesn't like me. I can deal with that. Wouldn't be the first vendetta I've had to fight through.
>>5732559
Perhaps I am as well, but only for continuing to stick it out so far. I'm gonna remedy that by leaving for a bit to change the scenery. Watch out out there. There's a bunch of crap going around.
>flies off somewhere
>>5732551
THE MONOLITH!
>>5732584
Need supplies Stalker?
>>5732588
I told you she'd die. You just didn't listen.
WINNER NEXT SLIDE!
>>5732618
Don't blame me for your own misfortune.
>>5732620
No you cunt, beer.
>>5732625
I can handle myself...
>>5732633
I'm gonna die, aren't I...tis whip ain't shit.
>>5732633
I feel like the player is going to win...
Don't want to be though
>>5732609
>n-no you
>>5732633
And our winner through means of dirty tactics is....
>>5732639
So how is day?
>>5732659
THIS GUY
>>5732659
>
>>5732662
Placements, and...
>>5732614
>Nice, I don't think you understand the Marseille language though. It makes it even better
>>5732654
>we both like this
>we get married
>>5732662
>>5732659
Oh...
Well, a chance I didn't bet then....
Thanks for the game
>>5732659
>>5732662
Congrats.
>>5732671
Thanks for hosting yet again.
>>5732671
>Uber gang
>9kills
Man...
>>5732662
>>5732659
Congrats Stalker. Cheeki Breeki was strong in you
>>5732671
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>5732659
>>5732662
Ha! this Wasteland ain't shit but crazy, gay, and other stuff!
Thanks for hosting.
>>5732661
Great, sir.
>>5732682
>>5732691
Thank you both, it was nothing really, I just got stabbed and all.
>>5732673
I don't understand french at all but i like the voices.
>>5732665
>touches bum
>>5732705
Now is better with victory. Zone taught you well
>>5732671
Thank you for hosting!
>>5732671
Thanks for hosting, mau~
>>5732603
Pink haired lady is right. Maybe Paula can get another game. And actually win this time!
>>5732618
Don't put yourself down! Good bye Raven!
>>5732671
Nice! Good job winner! Paula thanks the host!
>>5732719
Could you please not, faceless one?
>>5732724
Yep.
I have to go, seeya later comrade.
>>5732741
Later Stalker
>>5732671
If this damn internet will let me post, I present The List, which remains unchanged.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeDPWfVLm8k
Thanks for playing.
The fifth of ten games will not only be delayed, but it will not happen here. I promised the old leaderboard topper they'd get a shot at redemption.
I'll see you later for Game 6, whenever that is. Maybe I'll break for an hour or so.
>>5732685
I was itching to give out the 10+ Kills achievement too...
>>5732262
How can you blame me for thinking that? Maybe if you had chosen a better place for you little party I wouldn't have been so suspicious about it. don't try to make me look like the bad guy in here for not trusting you...
>>5732764
How does point system work?
>>5732673
But that's gay
>>5732809
100 Points for winning.
25 Points per Kill
25 Points per Arena Event
5 Points per Day
Achievements are sorted in the following order from highest worth to lowest:
Yellow = Special Games
Cyan = Special Events
Purple = Outstanding Performance
Red = Arena Victories
>>5732849
So what? Are you homophobic?!
>>5732853
Will keep that in mind. Need to be here often so I can win
>>5732853
That's a cool system
>>5732861
Yes!
Kamina are you here?
>>5732885
for you
>>5732764
Why does everyone keep copying Wiggins?