HG.
Game 2/10. You know what to do.
Regulus Corneas
John Donovan
Clean Venuz
Classy Raven
Hammurabi
>>5729720
Rinoa and Angelo
Ramona Flowers
Saihara Shuuichi
>>5729720
Comrade Soviet
Kindred Hunter
>>5729720
Fujiwara no Mokou
Maria an Harusame
Kashuu Kiyomitsu
Eggman-kun
The Player
Four Seasons Utsohime-GTASanAndread Mod
Nagito Komaeda
Reigen's Best Friend
>>5729739
isnt dis de monky who got shot
Lord Dominator
Garnet
LILFELLA
>>5729720
Hikigaya Hachiman
Kitty
>>5729760
You're thinking of Harambe. Hammurabi was one of the first person to say to his people that they're too fucking stupid and need laws.
1 more.
>>5729784
hamambe did de sam ting
he was an inspirashun 2 us al
u sur dey r diferent ppl?
>>5729712
It's the same crap, except you happen to be the worst of your kind.
I've always been a squared circle guy myself.
>>5729760
> cackles
>>5729806
girl
Schala
Orihara Izaya
>>5729812
holy shit entry of the century
>>5729820
>R18
What have you been doing, Izaya?
Reigen hosting ten times in a row on his birthday?
Is HG literally all he has?
>>5729835
It's not Reigen(avafag)'s birthday
It's Reigen(avatar)'s birthday
The character's birthday is today, not the avafag
>>5729811
i am de BES
e8 u r not skware
u r person
mr rolens i am confus
Watch out for District 12. They're packing some serious contenders.
>>5729835
I've got plenty more than that. I just thought it'd be fun to do this today.
Yukine
>>5729846
Reigen is hosting ten times in a row on his ava's birthday, not even his real birthday?
IS HG LITERALLY ALL HE HAS?!
>>5729850
You know what? I think I'll do a little swap.
>>5729763
>>5729820
>>5729833
Wanting to die, what'd you think I do with my meaningless life?
>>5729857
>>5729835
>shitting on someone for hosting
this is a new all time low in HG history
>>5729850
Swap me>>5729768 for >>5729856
>>5729850
Let's start!
>>5729869
It's cool to make fun of people who appear to be too involved in HG. Where the hell were you when this new low was established?
>>5729835
>>5729857
Sit down mark.
>>5729850
You misspelled District 9, pal.
With this much hope packed in one entity there's not a single probability that we don't win this shit.
>>5729850
gud luk felas
@hamambe dont get shot agen budy
>>5729850
Happy birthday
>this is my punishment for 9/2
>>5729869
It's because newfags don't know when we had 24/7 games and appreciate the times when there aren't games more than when we do.
>>5729850
Ready.
>>5729857
>Literally all he has
It's only cool when we say that about Hoshi.
You see, we only do it cause it feels good to flame him.
Unruly pups ought to be taught a lesson.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXeaXriRT1o
Let's go!
>>5729872
garnet pls
>>5729847
Every time you speak your words are like a confuse ray filling my brain of incurable headaches.
So let's just cut the talk and settle it, man to triangle, since you think you're the best.
>>5729899
But Hoshi only hosted once and didn't even RP today.
>>5729901
Uhh...this race is the least of your worries. Maybe you should put on some clothes.
>>5729901
Poor dogs.
DOGS DON'T DESERVE TO BE SHOT BY GUNS!
They need shots to help them fight diseases.
Speaking of which.
I need my flu shot.
>>5729918
lets go fagit il put u in de grownd
ur hare is dum enyways
>>5729926
ive got a shot 4 u
>popop
>>5729920
We know it's not true, but we still say it on the off chance we'll finally actually him mad for real instead of being b8ed right back.
>>5729863
Thanks degenerate.
>>5729901
O-Oh... Thanks Seth...
>>5729901
oh that's messed up..
>>5729901
Well, that's rude
>>5729933
That's fucking retarded.
>>5729945
That's HG for you. We have the top shitposters and bantzmasters trying to break into his impenetrable shell of irony.
>>5729901
You should have known better, Izaya-kunt.
>>5729931
Oh yeah ? Well you don't even have any , HA !
Argument won. Bald people's opinions matter for 50% less than people with hairs.
>>5729901
Dicks, birthdays, failures and a mutant.
>>5729945
Where the fuck do you think you are, dumbass?
>>5729951
You aren't doing a very good job.
>>5729931
GAH
THAT'S NOT A FLU SHOT
>his gun speaks and begins to fire at you
"Protect Captain Caboose. Lethal Force Authorized."
Uh-oh.
>>5729960
Hey man, I'm just watching it happen. It's not my fault he doesn't take any of these tryhards seriously.
>>5729954
am not balt!!!!
am just pointie
>>5729964
wat de fuk
>>5729945
What are you, gay?
>>5729957
So long as we don't blow our selves up.
>>5729938
Only for you.
>>5729970
Stop trying to be relevant.
>>5729916
There's seven more games for me to play. I can miss few out of those. Have fun, kid.
>>5729970
yeah
>>5729957
May as well put on a new look for my best friend's birth-
Oh very funny Reigen, really it's hilarious.
>>5729975
If you make them correctly, you won't have that to worry about.
>>5729981
If I wasn't relevant I wouldn't be shitposted whenever I'm here regardless of what I do.
>>5729986
let's do this
>>5729965
But Hoshi is easy mode once he actually shows up.
>>5729994
That's your own delusional logic trying to make sense of the reality that we shitpost you because you're on everyone's cock all the time like some petty reply girl.
>>5729969
>the gun continues to fire at you spraying bullets everywhere
"Eliminate Hostile Target"
STOP THAT
SHOOTING PEOPLE ISN'T NICE
Unless he shot first.
Wait did you?
>>5729993
We should just make a one big fire bomb ball and roll it down a hill.
>>5729992
Hey baby.
>>5729957
Here's a life lesson for you. Never EVER fuck with someone's queers. I can guarantee it will never turn out well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKPWkX9TfDQ
>>5729992
Huh? Oh. Honest mistake.
I'd never do that on purpose.
>>5730000
That's because if he goes too hard people will actually get really pissed and it'll actually turn into drama, which he doesn't really want.
>>5730004
mayb
pls do not shot yv
yv is not for kil
>>5730015
>which he doesn't really want
Now that's a nice meme.
>>5730012
Yeah, you're gonna have to stop doing that.
>>5729969
You still don't have any hair, dumbass.
>>5730011
Take a rope.
Hit the gas chamber.
Get a funeral.
>>5730015
What? He's easy to trigger, it's like calling an sjw out on tumblr. Instant havoc.
when you have to defend yourself anonymously to save your reputation~
#justhoshithings
>>5730017
>the gun continues to fire
SAY THE MAGIC WORDS PLEASE
>>5730003
what are you gay?
>>5730012
This is... kind of odd
>>5730039
i see what you did there~
>>5730012
A day of peace... sort of. I'm hearing gunfire but I'm not seeing any deaths.
>>5730033
lets setl dis in de ring fuko
ur puny mortel bodi can nevr defet me, a gun god
yoop
>>5730041
PLS DO NOT KIL
>>5730009
And risk missing entirely? It makes more sense to have small firebombs and use them as we need them. Less chance of missing our targets.
>>5730012
Ugh...yeah, I'm pretty sure now that Mokou has it out for me.
>>5730046
Screw you, and screw your code.
>>5730012
Leave my fucking queers alone
>>5730039
>~
Hey Junko
>>5730038
You seriously can't be proud b8ing Hoshi of all people.
>>5730046
Come back crow... You were my only friend.
>>5730047
I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER FRECKLES
SAY IT LOUDER!!!
>>5730046
I need the arm, and I can buy more supplies
>>5730057
He's free keks. A lolcow and it's hilarious to watch him write angry textwall after angry textwall like his life depends on it.
>>5730012
Yeah, su-.
HEY I WAS JUST PLAYING FIVE FINGER FILLET WITH THEM.
THEY AREN'T EVEN YOUR FRIENDS.
>>5730063
D O N O T K I L
when you need to buy a 4chan pass to damage control as quickly as possible~
#justhoshithings
>>5730054
Hey big boy~~~~~
>>5730046
Those assholes! At least I have my arm.
>>5730050
Yeah your right, would've been a pretty sweet explosion though.
>>5730079
Junko did you lose weight?
You don't look so wide anymore
>>5730079
Are you gay?
>>5730057
Look at this place.
They've been on my cock since May 2015. You can't earn this kind of status, anon.
>>5730046
Man, there are a lot of pacifist villages being slaughtered this time around. Better luck next time little fellas.
>>5730071
>the gun stops shooting
"Ceasing fire"
There we go.
GOOD JOB FRECKLES!
YOU SAVED THE DAY
>>5730096
>hoshi stealing trump quotes
trump would throw him in jail for that
>>5730096
you're so gay
>>5730097
Putting her on the list too.
>>5730105
Trump stole my quotes, anon.
>>5730096
He deleted over 1000 posts on hga when he flushed it
We should appoint a special investigator
>>5730082
Maybe, but that's no excuse for making a severe tactical error.
>>5730097
Gather 'round, and I will tell you the story of the end of the world...or at least yours.
>>5730097
That's incredibly rude of you
>>5730092
I'm trying out a diet of 'grass' and activated almonds.
Shits pretty good... I mean d-despairing~~~
>>5730093
Are you?
>>5730131
Wow you're pretty gay
>>5730097
The Yukikki rivalry continues.
>>5730161
I have no idea what I'm doing here, these guys invited me.
>>5730127
A very "fun" tactical error
>>5730033
Seth so tsundere against the love of his life that isn't his own mirror image.
>>5730161
Bleh...a little excessive, but it got the job done.
>>5730188
Did you see how I just took out that last guy? We wouldn't have been able to do that with a large firebomb rolled down a hill.
>>5730161
And now, magic!
This isn't the usual successful magician though. I bet you wish it was.
Meanwhile, on Garbage Island... why do people come here again?
>>5730220
They got me again!?
>>5730207
Well now we'll never know.
>>5730220
This should serve as a warning to anybody who comes here dressed like that...hmm, do you think the pike is high enough?
>>5730242
The man's dead. That's all we need to know. You can play with explosives all you want after the game.
>>5730201
I'm not "tsundere" for anybody.
>>5730220
>preform
perform* lad.
>>5730262
>>5730201
:^)
>>5730220
Oh fuck, she's pissed. Staying away from that one.
Another pacifist village bites the dust.
>>5730262
Potato potahto.
>>5730280
>Shitposts quietly
>>5730259
Oh fine. Assuming I live that long.
>>5730284
This is like my third kidnapping...
>>5730138
also, nice tan!
what tanning saloon do you go to?
>>5730298
DON'T TOUCH MY MAN HOSH!
>>5730305
You might, provided you do something about the mentally unstable girl and her dog.
>>5730284
Final day of peace before the winner!
Place your bets!
>Drinking coffee but not eating is a bad idea
>>5730342
Its a miracle!
>>5730337
I'll see what I can do...won't kill the dog though
>>5730363
so is smoking
>>5730363
I can take you out for lunch if you want.
>>5730270
who's he talking aboot?
>>5730387
Your dick isn't a valid lunch. Neither is your ass.
>>5730391
I forgot.
:^)
>>5730342
And what a better way to decide the winner than the ETERNAL WRESTLING CONGREGATION?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGfIiQ95gXY
DEATH QUEEN TAKES 4 LIVES IN THE RING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pic3wUqtSrY
WHO SURVIVED?
>>5730387
I'd rather starve some more
>>5730405
Sorry Raven I failed...
>>5730405
SHE DID!
>>5730270
I knew you were gonna post that.
>>5730280
Correct.
>>5730298
>>5730322
I should lock my admirers in an arena to fight to the death till only one remain.
>>5730391
Build a time machine and go back in the golden age to witness it.
>>5730414
Placements.
Thanks for playing.
If anyone else wants to host, please speak up. I'm more than willing to step aside to let someone else take a turn.
>>5730403
hosh unblock me nerd I have a question about games then I unfriend you and we go back
>>5730405
Huh... she didn't participate in the event, but maybe it was for the best.
>>5730414
Congratulations!
>>5730398
You know, these gay jokes are really starting to make me feel bad. What are you gonna do if I kiss myself? You'll be getting rid of the very thing that makes HG great.
>>5730406
H-hahaha, y-you sure are such a clever jokester Mokou.
>>5730412
>>5730370
I've seen worse. At least you made the attempt instead of being a scaredy-cat and getting a win by default.
>>5730414
Adequately done, host. Player...the jury is still out.
>>5730435
I-I meant kill.
>>5730428
Congrats and thanks for hosting
>>5730435
>he doesn't get it
>>5730423
>kissu
The List has been updated!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeDPWfVLm8k
The score to beat remains the same, but the competition to stay on is getting more fierce!
>>5730428
Hey thanks for hosting pal
>>5730428
4th...Thanks for hosting.
>>5730438
The universe has a messed up sense of humor sometimes, oh well.
>>5730431
No thanks, have a nice life. I'm finished dealing with you. I find it a massive waste of my time.
>>5730435
>kiss myself
>Freudian slip if ever there was one
>>5730428
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>5730463
S-stop pointing it out please.
>>5730451
well than keep memeing
was going to ask if there's a better way of doing this
>>5730472
>kiss myself
>>5730472
>kiss myself
>>5730448
Oh sure, now you're all lovey-dovey. Why didn't you roll over and play dead when you had the chance?
>>5730450
Sometimes? More like most of the time. That is not more evident in any place other than here.
>>5730472
https://myreadingmanga.info/nanamatsu-kenji-hachiman-hachiman-hachiman-eng/
Explain this shit.
>>5730405
If I was alive I would have run circles around that jobber.
>>5730414
Funny how every winners happen to be my murderers.
One more proof that the only reason why these talentless hacks win is because they inherited from my rigs after killing me.
>>5730428
Thanks for the show.
>>5730446
Wrong person boyo. I'm not the type supposed to receive these.
>>5730447
Where am I ?
>>5730497
Rollins-Senpai! you receive all the kissus
>>5730489
Well we have like 8 more games to go, can't lose all of them right?...right?
>>5730497
>I'm not the type supposed to receive these.
>kissu
>>5730475
>>5730480
>>5730490
I-I'm just gonna go now...
>>5730489
That's exactly what I did and that's exactly why I won
>>5730509
Yeah, I'm not gonna answer that. You can see for yourself.
>>5730525
Sorry, I should've been a little more clear. Why didn't you roll over and die when you had the chance?
>>5730507
That's not even true.
I bet you give plenty of them to the first good looking girl you see.
>>5730515
Stop this.
I'm allergic, you're putting my health on the line here.
I don't see anyone lining up.
Give me tributes for game 3/10.
>>5730497
Pacifism doesn't get you on the list.
Not unless you win a second time.
>>5730538
I'll stop if you give me thirty dollars.
>kissu
>>5730547
Najimi Ajimu
>>5730547
Lord Beerus
>>5730547
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>5730536
Because I was too busy winning the game Raerae
>>5730547
Rinoa
>>5730547
Ramona Flowers
>>5730547
Sonata Dusk
>>5730547
Donald J. Trump
>>5730547
Joan d'Arc
>>5730547
Empress
>>5730547
Master Artoria
>>5730547
Koyomi Araragi
>>5730547
Inoji
>>5730547
Legion
>>5730547
Schrodinger
>>5730547
Will never finish games Yukine
>>5730547
Regulus Corneas
>>5730547
Maki
>>5730547
Classy Raven
>>5730566
Raerae? Not a lot of people call me that. What makes you do that?
>>5730547
Leatherman
>>5730547
Reigen's Best Friend
>>5730547
Ramlethal Valentine
>>5730547
Peru
>>5730547
Senshougahara
>>5730547
Surf Nino
>>5730547
The Philippines
skeptical cartoon cat
>>5730593
It's obnoxiously cute.
Just like me.
>>5730547
Eggman-kun
This one'll be 36. Keep entering.
>>5730547
Some dank ass shit
>>5730610
Nice job killing druggies
>>5730624
Delta Air Lines
>>5730547
Leysritt
>>5730624
Comrade Soviet
>>5730631
>can't into compact editing
>>5730547
Emiya Kiritsugu
Phoenicia
>>5730553
STOP THIS.
THIS IS MY LAST WARNING.
I'm already feeling dizzy from the cheesiness of this crap.
And I don't even have my wallet on me at the moment, promise.
>>5730624
The hosts
>>5730646
>huggus and says everything is going to be okay
>>5730614
I don't know you well enough to say you're obnoxious, and it's not my place to say whether you're cute or not. Is there some other description of yourself you can use?
>>5730509
>at best, a 28% chance of winning at least 1
>>5730631
>Trying this hard
>>5730655
Awww... fine, one more time.
>kissu
>>5730657
>The Hosts That I Like
ftfy
1 MORE
>>5730657
>no birdgod
it's shit
this will be a 48 keep entering
>>5730680
Goth
>>5730668
Indeed my dear.
Victorious.
>>5730669
So I'm screwed...just great.
>>5730671
HIS EDIT IS UGLY SHIT
GAS IT
I COULD MAKE MORE COMPACT IN TEN MINUTES
>>5730694
>kissu
>>5730710
That's what happens when Bolin makes an edit.
Check it!
>>5730710
Nobody cares.
>>5730708
Just find a probability-altering anomaly. It's as simple as that.
>>5730631
>You and your fucking memes are ruining the night for me
>>5730631
Only good part about dissidia
>>5730724
Looks neat!
>>5730724
So wining wasn't enough, she has to rub it in my face by being in my district. Whatever, let's get going.
>>5730734
Those things don't just grow on trees!
>>5730724
>>5730751
Who you talking about? the girl right next to us? you know she can hear us.
>>5730724
Proceed.
>>5730751
>Oh, and it just went down to 19%
Only some trees. Like the one that Eggman found.
>>5730675
Holy damn, it's finally over.
I swear my life was flashing before my eyes.
One more and it would have been lethal for sure.
Fans aren't supposed to kill their idols you know ?
>>5730724
Something is not like the others in my district.
>>5730724
Hm. Maybe I'll have a chance at indirectly winning my own game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bg6SCZjI48U
28% chance? 19% chance? More like 0% chance.
>>5730778
What, you? You're the only winner in your district after all.
>>5730778
Yeah... wait who are you? I don't know any idols, sorta weird thing to know, they are just small statues right?
>>5730787
That sounds creepy...
>moves her fingers on his shoulder like spiders
Creeeeeepy.
>>5730705
Hmm. Anything not related to the previous game, or is that all you have for now?
>>5730778
You're damn right. I'm the only one who's not dressed for a night at the gay club.
>>5730787
What's your word for that...oh...nyet.
>tosses the bike aside like a crushed soda can
>>5730769
Good!
>>5730777
That egg guy has like twenty of those things
>>5730787
GODDAMMIT!!!
>>5730787
.... If eggman-kun is picking them up, surely it those bottle must be deadly... or he's gonna go all mcgyver on us.
Well...
>picks up one
>>5730802
>I'm the only one who's not dressed for a night at the gay club.
Fucking savage
I could clean up more, but the subject of the edit is gay too so not worth it
at least this one doesn't give me cancer
>>5730802
>I'm the only one who's not dressed for a night at the gay club.
I'm also appreciative of a sick burn.
>>5730787
No running away this time? No matter. The mission remains the same
>>5730787
Don't worry girl, he's just taking a small loan.
Happy birthday!
>>5730787
I'm talking to the future you, Tom.
>>5730800
Idols can also be alive, dumdum.
>>5730802
For your information, I dress just as straight as any other men. I was just pointing out the fact like my best friend said that I am the only one who's not a loser in that crew.
>>5730820
>>5730846
Nobody asked for you to open your worthless mouths.
>>5730838
This should be a banner
>>5730838
>png
It's still fucking cancer.
>>5730883
kill yourself bolin
>>5730866
>>5730875
Oh. hey, want to do something for Peru? it's their birthday, today!
>>5730895
but it's a jay pegg
>>5730866
Huh... Okay...
He must be very stresses, with the upcoming elections....
>>5730875
Nobody ever asks to get verbally decimated. It just happens
>>5730895
>compression
kill yourself
>>5730866
If there was any chance that I'd be a cat person, it's completely gone now.
>>5730846
>>5730820
It was low-hanging fruit in joke terms, so I took it. Believe me, it doesn't get any more fruity than they do.
>>5730875
And you trust the opinion of somebody who thinks the strap off a leather purse is a fashion statement?
>>5730866
Well, if the prophecy remains true, I think I know who the winner of this game is going to be now.
Oh, and a cat owns HG now. Sorry guys.
>>5730866
Savor it. You will not have another moment like this.
>>5730931
Hopefully it's not misinterpreted as the other thing. That wouldn't make us look good.
>>5730931
y-yay...
>crawls to the house
>>5730931
It... It worked? Fuck! Eggman was right!
...
Does it mean I inherited Seth's rigging powers? Ah ah, sweet!
>>5730931
We deemed our actions necessary. Future settlers to this location will find the remains and learn from the deceased villager's mistakes.
>>5730931
Just a gathering of fanatics. Nothing that should concern me for now, well as long as they don't try to do anything that could disturb my walk, I can't do much about their annoying behaviour.
>>5730931
Soviet, what the hell kind of ritual is this? You Russians are a strange bunch.
>>5730931
That magician can't make up his damn mind.
Also, why in the love of fuck would you ever step into winner's territory? You're just asking for it at this point.
Even the might of a god or a legion isn't enough to stop past winners.
Too bad not all of the previous champs are that lucky.
>>5730927
Oh baby
Can you even be stopped?
>>5730931
Y-You have some serious poblem... Can I use the bathroom now?
>>5730983
... I want my money back.
>>5730866
To clear any misconceptions just know that I am forced against my will to do this..
>>5730901
..By this girl.
Sure thing, what I wouldn't do for a friend after all..
>>5730913
It wasn't even that good of a joke.
>>5730927
Shut up, it's just comfortable to wear. It does the job perfectly for my matches and that's all that matters.
>>5730931
THAT'S NOT MY WINSCREEN.
Moнoкyмa, пидp yшacтый, ecли ты этo читaeшь, пиздyй хocтить.
>>5730983
I'mma supah hero!
>>5730999
Thaaaanks!
>>5730983
>>5730964
I'd like to invent an excuse about how the arena messes with my mind and all...
But I just really want to win today
>>5730983
Пoнятнo. Пpocтитe, пaцaны.
>>5730999
Imagine what she could do if she put some effort into it.
>>5730989
If the game is any indication, these burns are all I've got.
>>5730999
Okay, I totally believe you. I mean, why else would you get oiled up and grapple with other men on a regular basis?
>>5731005
>takes a deep breath
At least you're being honest. Allow me to be honest by saying that I hope you get spayed by a vet school reject. Or that you lose this game, whichever.
>>5730983
You done just fucked up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTo3NYiMfpU
The hosts of HG sacrifice themselves for the greater good. God bless their souls.
>>5731059
Awww, I bet they are all misunde-OW!
>>5731059
NOPE!
>>5731056
>worried smile
Don't take it like that, it's not like I /really/ killed you. Hate the game not the player...
But if I really have to choose... losing doesn't sounds so bad...
>>5731059
His sacrifice is noteworthy.
>>5731088
>nonchalantly
Is something the matter? Listen, we have to take what happens somewhat seriously. At the least, you denied me a chance to win...so we'll see which choice you get.
Test
>>5731059
Welcome to gulag.
I want to fuck Sonata
>>5731149
Well, you still have seven other chances to win, so...
Oh well nevermind, we know the answer now: >>5731149
I was supposed to be the chosen one....
>>5731182
Geez, can't you all just want to do something else with me? like take me to a restaurant? or y'know, just talk?
>>5731160
W-Why do you have to be so mean?
>>5731204
I tried that before and you said it wasn't going to work out.
>>5731204
I want to walk you home gently.
>>5731222
did you give me the food before or after?
>>5731235
and by 'walk', you mean walking with, or putting a leash on me and making me go all fours?
>>5731160
1. Leave magic to the professionals
2. Don't fuck with snakes
3. Poison makes for a good attack.
4. WINNER NEXT SLIDE
>>5731191
Yeah, and then you beheaded me and squandered the favor of the gods. Just like that, your chances went down the drain, washed down by the blood pouring from my neck.
>>5731253
During
>>5731254
I swear if she wins again...
>>5731254
I-I told you... I did have it down...
>>5731266
See, you have to feed me before you offer anything, you should of did it before.
>>5731258
You're quite poetic when you want to...
Heh, maybe I was just supposed to give the rig to Soviet... he just went Berserk since he killed me... >>5731254
>>5731253
Whichever you prefer, but the later sounds way better.
>>5731254
Error. Critical Systems Failure.
>>5731282
I wanted to take care of you and start a family. I want to make you feel like the most special and beautiful girl in the entire world.
>>5731294
I don't like going all fours, hurts my knees.
>>5731308
...Hey! I'm no kid! I don't want to be adopted into a family!
>>5731324
But I wanted to make you my wife.
>>5731337
Ooooooh. but isn't that weird? with you having no face and all? our kids would look totes weird. that and I don't know anything about you.
>>5731324
I can get you some nice knee pads.