What if certain animals were given human level intelligence?

>>5718047
that would suck for them

>>5718047
Bestiality would be much less problematic.
Also, I would love to play with those horse titties.

>>5718047
I'd be in relationships with mares exclusively

>>5718047
I would still fuck them

>>5718047
>Don't have to pay alimony, or child support.
>Over population would be a non issue for pets
>New laws overturning bestiality
>Tfw human Woman can't compete.

>>5718047
What does mare milk taste like?

>>5723485
Is it weird that I just want to rub my hands all over that delicious tummy?

>>5728130
No, but it would be a crime to ignore those teats

>>5728808
>ignoring those sweet, succulent horse teats
Do I look like a pleb to you?

>>5726528
seconding this question out of mere curiosity

>>5718047
Then the world would be a much better place.

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>>5726528
>>5730990
From what I heard its sweet and sugary.
You can easily buy it in France.

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>Bet on a horse
>the jockey is a jackass once again
I just hate when this happen.

>>5733349
>You can easily buy it in France.
hu, where?

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>>5718047
fucking them wouldn't be any more or less weird, it's clear that most animals love sex

but i wonder if anyone would be able to keep slaughtering and eating animals if they could think and talk like a human

>>5733694
>>>/mlp/28604775
not most trustworthy source, but still.

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>>5718047
That most likely would result in a catastrophe because we'd have to rework our laws, look for alternatives for specific animal industry, and in general review our moral system

>>5718047
Same as with everything else. Mostly, for most people, nothing would happen. You would read about it in the news, and lose yet more faith in humanity. Animal lovers, like PETA and such, would go berserk, but would do as much harm as good. Assuming there would be any in their territory, California and/or Netherlands would be the first to give special status to the newly sapient animals.

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Mmm

Facesitting

>>5733799
"""easy"""
look like he took it in a very specific store.

>>5718047
Disaster, unless they keep their strong instincts. Racism on whole new level, and mules would be 1st rate bitches. Intelligence is more like obstacle in this case. We have intelligence and look where it taken us. No, nope, I like animals for being... animals.

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Quiestons of the bump:

If you married ANY kind of animale (besides horses) what species YOU pefere?

After answering the first question here are some more

>how would your human family would react?

>how would your girlfriend/boyfriend animal's family would react?

>what will peta would do in their campaign?

>>5734555
rabbit. At least I could eat her when she die.

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Gotta love Judy

Shame unless you have a pin dick you would need to finger her for sex sessions.

>>5734555
Are we talking feral, but intelligent and capable of speech?
Preferably nothing smaller than a medium dog and something generally aesthetically pleasing, but hell, love doesnt choose, I would have to decide on case-to-case basis, take everything into consideration, including personality (petsonality ;^) ) among other things.

My familly would probably flip their shit. Hopefully they would somehow calm down after actually meeting her and having a talk. Probably sad because no grandchildren tho.

Her family, no idea, hopefully well. I dont want to have to wrestle papa bear in order to marry his daughter. I mean, it would be kinda sweet, but still, a motherfucking bear.

Peta would probably either try to enforce/fasten the assimilation process of animals int our society, or, more probably, be pissed because now they cant legally use animals as mouthpieces and take money to 'save those poor defenceless amnimulz' when animals can speak for themselves.

>>5718047
Then Obama would have been a good president.

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>>5735025

>>5718047
I fucking love marepussy and mareass but the crotch tits are a turn off for me.

Any pics with less emphasis on them?

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>>5734555
>besides horses

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>>5735746

>Not liking crotch boobs

Can't you just imagine hr squatting over your face and smothering you with them?

>>5735913
No, cause that's the same as teabagging, but with milk

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>>5734555
>besides horses
No can do

>>5736089
milkbagging?

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>>5734555
>(besides horses)

>>5734555
>If you married ANY kind of animale
Horse.

>(besides horses)
It's not "ANY" kind of animal then, is it? But to answer your question: dog.

>>5734555
If they're animal Horse, if not horse, then dragon if that counts

If they're Anthro, spider.

>>5736164
What are you, canadian?

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>>5733349
>>5733390

>>5718047
Why am I getting a boner from this.
I fucking hate Zoophilia.

>>5739734
horses are sexy, you should fuck a horse

>>5723485
Oh god, white frilly underwear is probably my biggest weakness ever

>>5718047
White mare with bright pink pussy is the best kind of mare

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>>5739689
me too

>>5733349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nkldpZq4Wc

FIRE ALL GUNS!

>>5739734
Cause etheross is good at what he does. Too bad that dude with the wierd snake fetish keeps paying him for comissions

>>5733776
If we made them enjoy getting slaughtered anf hurt we probably would.

>>5746901
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niOm01dEzzI

>>5734555
Some kind of big cat? I'd post a webm, but I'm on phone now.

>>5734382
THE BEST
>tfw no horse gf to sit on my face

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>>5747175

Every VORE thread... this is what I imagine is what goes through their minds.

Btw, what in the everlasting fuck-nuggets did I just watch.

>>5735913
Look, if I'm gonna get a face full of musky sexy things, I'd just rather they be balls.

>>5747438
>Btw, what in the everlasting fuck-nuggets did I just watch.

>He's never seen Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy
c'mon anon

>>5733349
Best I could find in Paris is horse mik in powder.

>>5723485

How many would suck those tits?

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>>5750041
I would

>>5752740

Same. I'd also try to make them bigger too.

>>5734382
that right there
that's death by crushing

>>5752766
I wish we'd breed horses to grow fat udders like cows.

>>5753029
isn't it possible for humans to have udders like cows irl? i believe i heard it in some article that it was indeed possible but i can't remember much about it.

>>5753029

What's stopping us?

Just select mares with the biggest tits repeatedly over generations.

>>5753029

>Imagining a curvy mare with teats so large, they force her hindlegs apart, forcing her to waddle.
>And when she gets heavily pregnant, they get even more swollen, practically leaking milk with every step.
>And you get to mount and milk her on a regular basis.

Fucking unf~

>>5754750
>well...guess i'll just climb on this tail and cliam that dragon cloaca for me
>maybe if i shove my whole right leg in there she'll feel something...?

>>5748714

Oh I've seen the recent movie, that came out in the 2000's era, but not whatever that was.

>>5753941
What else would you change to breed the most sexy horse?

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>>5734555
>(besides horses)

>>5758290
Simple.

MAKE IT BIGGER

>>5734555
cheetah

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>>5759574
>BIGGER

they wouldnt remember how to do animal stuff because theyd be too busy being stupid

>>5752793
Just do it on a soft surface
Like maybe stack up two or three memoryfoam matresses

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Pretty bad, considering our superior intellect is what keeps us on top.
Imagine if there were predators with human intelligence, do we need smart wolves and bears and shit?
NO!
The balance of nature is necessary.

>>5763016
>He says, posting a picture of a guy getting his face say on by a sexy wolf.

>>5763016

If the price to pay is the opportunity of having a wolf smother your face with his warm, musky tail hole and balls as he squats down on you in a bestial show of dominance, then fuck yes please.

>>5764900
No, it'd be pretty bad. People would stay in cities and going out into the country would be dangerous.

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>>5759792
We need more thick horses.

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Why are animals so prone to incest?

>>5759792

Especially in the rump area.

>>5765768
Dammit, just reminded me Carrot still hasn't mase new content for Nursing the Young...

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>>5766005
Careful what you wish for.

>>5747869
That is a pretty gay opinion Anon.

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>>5763016
>>5765111
Having smart wild animals would be like back when Indians existed.

>>5734555
If you married ANY kind of animale (besides horses) what species YOU pefere?
Fox
After answering the first question here are some more

>how would your human family would react?
If we are marrying animals then it must be legal it would probably be abnormal at first though, they wouldn't know at first once they do find out marrying animals is a normal thing
>how would your girlfriend/boyfriend animal's family would react?
other animals don't tend to stay with their parents as long as humans do so he's probably not very close with his family
>what will peta would do in their campaign?
some random bullshit

>>5735835
15-20 dedicated horsefucker threads on /trash/ at all times isn't enough for you?

>>5767215
That's the perfect ass

>>5733673
Riding an anthro mare is evidently not problematic, but how exactly do you race one?

>>5773583
Is this Franklin's way of saying "Once you got black, you never go back"?

>>5767215

And this is what Link loved to do with Epona.

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>>5780107
Indians aren't black.

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>>5780816
Oh, yeah.

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>>5734555
>besides horses
>imfuckingplying

>how would your human family would react?
Probably disown me. Which is funny as I'm not even the black sheep of the family.

>what will peta would do in their campaign?
Aren't they already pro animal loving? Freedom to fuck seems to be the next step.

>>5774321
No way, we called dibs on a 3rd of trash at the beginning. Be thankful we toned it done after gookmook asked nicely. For proof look no further then my pic.

I want to fuck the horse

>>5733694
it's quite expensive compared to cow milk, but it's good to get some once in a while
http://www.grandfrais.com/actu-et-astuces/lait-de-jument/actualites-277.html

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>>5787700
Damn I'm actually a little jealous of Honhons now.

>>5789452
Well they also have dedicated horse butchers...

>>5767215
How does a horse anus going from the size of a man's mouth to bigger than his head?

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>>5791564
It is a mystery.

>>5791564
It is a big horse

>>5791564
Maybe it grew? Or he shrank?

>>5718047

They would all want us dead for enslaving and exploiting them for the entirety of history.

Literally nothing else.

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>>5793556
What a stunted imagination you have.

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>>5793556
dogs would probably be cool with us.

we did create them and all.

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>>5734555
Today's liberal society would be the perfect time for animals to develop human-level cognitive potential. I say potential, because human intelligence can vary a lot.

But yeah you'd score serious progressive points if you had a gf like that.

I mean think of how highly they would rank on the progressive stack?
>Oh you think you're oppressed because people aren't using your pronouns? Your species produces drugs for yourselves by making mares pregnant, harvesting their urine, then disposing of the baby.
>

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>>5787700
> product's name is "Chevalait"
> "Chevalet" is also the name for "Wooden horse" (yeah, the BDSM one) in French

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Since equestrian seems to be a running theme in this thread maybe I can offer my piece. I've actually worked with horses, and spent loads of time working at a stable where we had a good two dozen of them at once, helping take care of them. I'll answer any question you've got, if you got em'.

>>5799462
Did you have sexual relations with any of them?

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>>5798910
The French are know for sexualizing their products, often to the West's dismay.

>>5733921
Yeah it would end up with quite a lot of confusion in developed countries for quite a few years and/or slavery of said animals in a hell of a lot of other countries.
Though on the other hand it would make shit like Seeing eye-dogs and other shit like much much easier to work with after the initial confusion, only thing that would probably change is the dogs/whatever would be getting paid for their work by whatever organisations/governments wants to take responsibility for it

>>5734555
PETA would do what they always do.Hypocritically preach some high ground about being for animals while simultaneously killing them at a higher rate than any shelter/pound does.
They are the Hillary Clinton of orginizations

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>>5733349
>>5733390

>>5718047
It won't matter. They still wouldn't want to fuck me.

>>5800413
horses can smell human boners, yeah, they will
Horsecock may be big, but stallions last less than 30 seconds, leaving the mare wanting more and for HER to climax, this is where the superior stamina of humans come in to satisfy that itch that no mare can get with a stallion

>>5800440
Plus you can fist them if they're still going to be size queens

>>5800440
>>5800454
I'm saying they wouldn't want me personally.

>>5800480
horses are like giant dogs you can ride, very loyal to the ones who give them love and treat them right

>>5800506
But we're talking about horses with human level intelligence. They're not going to want to be with me.

>>5800513
Good fuck off you whiny cunt

>>5800534
You're the one that wanted to discuss this with me, retard.

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>>5732871
How does she use the pistols?

>>5734555
Rats. Especially if theyre just a bit bigger like the dire rats from oblivion. Perfect little cocksleeves.

Alternatively: possums.

>>5800544
No I'm not. There are multiple people in this thread you know

>>5800603
Oh, ok. Have my standard response.

Make me leave, cum guzzler.

>>5800513
even if they did have human level intelligence, they wouldn't be able to talk, they'd have to communicate through a picture mat like dolphins do
they would also seek out hot monkey dick because they'd KNOW stallions can't satisfy them and they'd want sex for pleasure (even more than horses do already)

again, if you treat a horse/pony right, they will be loyal to you
just because they have the same intelligence as humans, doesn't mean they'd be stuck up bitches like 3DPD

>>5755235
Actually judging by the size of that gold on the ground and the sword, she's actually a relatively small dragon and a normal sized cock should fit and work just fine.

>>5799486

Nope, but I did catch one of them in heat. Poor thing was squealing all day.

>>5801697
>Poor thing was squealing all day.
I bet she was, you horndog.

>>5793726
is his artist name just rat?
want moar of this

>>5801697
>Poor thing was squealing all day.

>acting like your dong wasnt rubbing itself into dust against your jeans

>>5806295
>implying he didn't stick it in her
>implying that wasn't the reason why the mare was squealing

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>>5765768
I Ṉ̃̔̃̔͊͘Ë͋͒ͩ҉̴͉̣̺̙͓̝͔Ë̺̟̺͕̜̦̠͕̙͛͒ͣ̈́ͨ͢͝D̞̰̬̦̂̑͗ͅmore of this.

>>5791564
Horse ass makes people shrink

>>5811547
Speak for yourself.

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>YWN wake up to the news of farms across the country reporting animals acting oddly.
>YWN watch the fallout as people realize that every mammal on earth has gained human or near human intelligence.
>YWN become a political activist for the rights of animals.
>YWN participate in a protest with a group of mares fighting for civil rights.
>YWN begin dating one of them as humanity enters a crisis of conscience, followed by equality for mammals.
>YWN keep dating her after this and become one of the first human - horse marriages.
>YWN get to see her on your wedding night, dressed up all in white silky clothing, with an eager cunt and heavy boobs.
>YWN have her press her hot, heavy ass into your face as you lay helplessly under her, with the option to do nothing but breathe in her smell.
>YWN have public sex with her at the beach.
>YWN impregnate her with 10/10 anthro kids.
>YWN grow up to watch your children become complete stud/sluts and fuck the hell out of humans.
>YWN watch as the human race is slowly replaced by anthros
>YWN live in a world full of anthro co-existing peacefully with humans.

Why live?

>>5813575
Honestly I don't think I would like it. This means you have to give up eating all mammals. Hope you really like chicken, turkey, and fish. Reptiles and amphibians are considered a pretty niche food supply even in countries where they're a delicacy (frogs in France, monitor lizards in India, etc.) so I can't imagine them becoming super popular.

If you think handicap bathrooms are awkward, just imagine a world that needs to accommodate both an elephant and a shrew. How is the government supposed to handle that? Mandate all bathrooms everywhere need to cater to both things <10 grams and also several tons? Or do we expect now-intelligent mammals to just continue living in zoos and farms?

Don't get me wrong I have a micro fetish so I would be all over finding some cute little mouse wife, but instant death due to accidental crushing seems like it would be a constant anxiety.

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>>5734555
A mouse/rat or dog would be two of my first choices.

>how would your human family would react?
Really hard to say with this sort of thing.

One can only really give some sort of realistic answer on the assumption that such a thing is at least semi common place in this hypothetical. In which case, how they might react would vary wildly depending on each family.

>how would your girlfriend/boyfriend animal's family would react?
See above.

>what will peta would do in their campaign?
I can't see how peta (and indeed animal welfare groups in general) would exist in this scenario since every species could be met as equals (at least on an intellectual level).

In that case, every currently existing species would have to be vegan by default since eating another would be a punishable crime.

I know these shouldn't have to be given as serious answers, but I feel they have to at least make some degree of sense when applied to the real world.

>>5800094
Do you support trump?

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>>5816370
>mice, rats, and dogs

Patrician taste. Also that rodent has interesting hair.

>>5815137
i could go without beef in exchange for a mare waifu

Horse pussy

>>5815137
Frankly I'd be more upset over the collapse of the leather industry than the meat thing. Poultry and fish are great.

>>5813575
>YWN use your tribe's accumulated money and power to rule over the literal mystery meat goyim underclass
>YWN laugh at the success of your plot to rid the world of the white race once and for all

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>>5718047
>What if certain animals were given human level intelligence?
Do they also get equal rights to humans?
Do we keep them as pets/livestock?
What are the laws regarding inter-species relationships?
Are they capable of speech? What about understanding human speech themselves?
Do they behave like humans would do or do they inherit the social behaviors and intellectual thought process than we do?

Details.

Details.

>>5799899
They'd probably work and be payed similarly to assisted living workers.

>>5836279
Looks like that DC Simpson comic where the dog and the kid make out.

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>>5836548

French kissing a dog would be awkward

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>>5836548
but they never did

they were pretty close tho, but it never actually happened

>>5733776
Do they love sex, or is it just a biological urge to make them desire procreation instead of focusing solely on their own survival?

>>5794900
There's some study out there to try and get a sense of what dogs think of humans by scanning their brains, and yes - dogs love us. Even if its in more of a family sense.

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>>5840242
They got a short make out session but nothing more.

>>5836949
Would it?

>>5840499
Supposedly Dolphins engage in it recreationally, I'm not sure if others do.

That said, animals don't have the capacity to comprehend what a human defines as "rape". They just get hormonal urges and act out on them.

THAT said, people that restrain animals in any way to have sex with them are fucking subhuman.

>>5726528
Light, slightly sweet, with a bit of an aftertaste that is hard for describe. Slightly melon-y, I guess?

>>5734555
Well implying that those are not some comiclike animals but real ones...
>big cats
spikes on dick
>dog
rather small
>every lizard-like animal
idc they have weird boddies
>bunnies, rat, mice o.s.
well they are small af so no

Just admitt that horses are perfect. I'd go with a huge dog if I had to though.

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>>5846732
A bear would be fine, too.

>>5740017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVp3pGLRWkI

>>5847287
I don't get it.
Horse ARE sexy. Promoting human-horse miscegenation to produce more centaurs is a 100% reasonable thing for a centaur to do.
What's the joke?

>>5847618
Weirdos don't think horses are sexy, anon.
These odd people consider it humorous that people would want to fuck mares.

Strange, I know.