First 24 to fight inside of an arena.
I will bar anybody who I deem a threat to my agenda.
Previously, on the HG threads... >>5706762
>>5707460
Ramlethal Valentine
>>5707460
Sabitsuki
Lord Beerus
The Star-Spangled Heroine
>>5707460
Rika
Iggy
>>5707460
Hikigaya Hachiman
Aksis Prime
>>5707460
Donald J. Trump
>>5707460
Leysritt
Midway
Sanae Kochiya
Senshougahara
>>5707460
meme expert
Regulus Corneas
>>5707460
Maria and Harusame
>>5707448
>>5707468
Eh. Everyone's got to find someone that they have affections for, I guess.
...Oh, yeah, quick question, you seen a girl called Minnie around here? Blonde hair, probably either running around wearing a pair of my pants or without any?
>>5707461
>>5707474
It's a simple enough idea...I've gathered up practically everyone from back with our 'unified' incident then but Noroiko, so I could just lure her in to fighting them all...with Sigma at the end. See if any of it jogs her memory.
And staying positive is what's keeping me going here.
...Wait. Wasn't that wall an actual thing that happened or something? I forget.
>>5707460
Wojak
>>5707460
Asui Tsuyu
>>5707460
Gishki Ariel
Natanie
>>5707490
Please use this instead, Sir.
Leysritt
>>5707460
Reo from Bubblefighter
>>5707460
XD
>>5707504
fuck off
Tenshi
Assassin
Ley Batenkaitos
>>5707506
I suppose even if I do not see it myself. The last time I saw something of that description was in that wrestling match. You are acquainted with them?
>>5707447
>shrugs
I could see their point of view.
Some big cycle, back and forth...
>she scratches her head
Guess you're right. Of all the places I expected motivation, it wasn't from this place.
>>5707468
Oh, so I get to work with you this time...Um...Valentine? Yeah, Valentine.
Schrodinger
Eggman-kun
>>5707506
Woah, now! I don't know half the things that go on in Gensokyo, so forgive me if I get a lost on a few things! You gotta understand that I'm not from Gensokyo - Hell, even though Japan says it exists, I'm not too sure if it was ever there in the first place...
Positive? I dunno, I've got a different definition of "positive" to yours, but I'm not judging.
Mhm, it was a thing that happened. I mean, if it didn't happen, I wouldn't be talkin' about it, would I?
Make requests to this roster.
>>5707534
Never said it was always mutual.
Crap. Yeah, sorta. Last time we talked I kinda spooked her so hard with my little creations that she threw down a smoke grenade and booked it.
...Pink smoke, too, of all things.
>>5707536
Eh, religion's not my thing either way.
>She grins
Besides, you've at least got those effects, right? I only know of like three people total with something like that.
>>5707543
Hehehe, "incidents" are just big things that eventually winds up with the shrine maiden coming in guns blazing and kicking everyone's asses. I was part of one, after all, and Marisa fought in it, too. Who knows, it could be an idea....
Eh, my positive is just "sheer determination". And people do come up with crap all the time, you know, right?
>>5707562
I'm requesting that you have fun.
>>5707562
>>5707516
...My teammate appears to be getting punched in the face. Is it possible to rectify that?
>>5707574
Nope
>>5707572
I've stopped having that a long time ago.
No time for it in my agenda.
>>5707579
No.
>>5707562
edit out the from bubblefighter
>>5707536
You are still alive. Yes, that is my surname.
>>5707562
Seeing as this match is because of me, I will refrain from exchanging myself.
>>5707588
I said have fun. Do it.
>>5707590
I'm not sure if you're from /co/, but next time, you don't have to put where you're from. Just a name and an image are enough here.
>>5707599
I can't, serpent. There's no time.
If there aren't any more requests than expect a massacre soon.
>>5707570
It's an idea, but I'm still a bit lost on everything! Maybe it's my imagination being all wild again, but this all seems pretty strange to me! Do whatever you please, but please note that things can and will go south if you don't take a chance and turn the tables!
My positive is "make others happy, or at least make an impact". It's hard to make things up historically when there's too many contradictions on when I make one up. The Berlin Wall was legit.
>>5707588
So I'm stuck with someone permanently reeling in pain.
...Very well.
>>5707570
Pink smoke? The children here are very odd. If anything, I would assume she would be coming back later today.
We start now.
Reo's name will be fixed in the next slide.
>>5707570
Neither for me. What happens, happens.
I mean... I guess so. And some of them are alright.
>
This one lets me fly. And I just like how it looks. Not bad, huh?
>>5707591
Well, I remembered that much at least.
Ready to do this thing?
Good morning! How are you all today?
>>5707606
At leave give it a go.
>>5707618
An advantage already. If only I knew how to control these things.
>>5707621
Indeed. Primary mission is to be the last one surviving. Removing of others is optional but recommended and enjoyable. I suppose I should say good luck, Sabitsuki.
>>5707622
Hmph. Welcome back Ash.
>>5707609
I'm just thinking. Maybe fighting people like that would jog her memory.
And who said YOU had to make them. You might be an incompetent idiot when it comes to falsifying records, but the people that DO do it aren't.
>>5707616
>>5707618
I assume you don't know how to drive, huh?
And she's not even that old, she's probably around my age. We just don't have much of anything.
>>5707622
Urgh. I'm surviving, and that's about that. Morning.
>>5707621
Too many rules and restrictions for my tastes.
>She grins a bit
...Not bad at all. Is the broom just for show, or what?
>>5707622
..Yo.
>>5707618
Elite, huh? That's more like it.
>>5707633
That's about as simple as it gets. I like that.
You too, Ramlethal.
>she lifts her pipe and swings it a few times
>>5707637
Nah, I need that to fly of course.
It's got that classic witch feel though, right?
>she kicks off the ground, and floats a few feet above it
>>5707633
Anything noteworthy happen in my absence, Rammy?
>>5707637
I guess you should be thankful that you are alive for another day!
DIG THROUGH THE _______ AND BURN THROUGH THE _______
>>5707646
Yo? Come on at least put some effort into your greeting, I haven't even met you and you are already giving me the impression that you are boring
>>5707632
I don't know how.
Having fun is foreign to me.
>>5707622
Yo, I'm doing fine, can I just ask you for a quick favour? Nothing too much, I just need you to do somethin' for me.
>>5707637
Maybe, maybe not. The least it would give her is déjà vu.
Don't call me an idiot. People're better than me in some departments, but don't call me an idiot because of it. Anyway, sure, some historical things can be made up; see, the funny thing is that I'm basically the history of a nation, and I can ask anyone else about it if I need to know something.
>>5707646
Bah! Maybe you'll figure out how to do without.
>She laughs a bit
It sure as hell does, but you're lacking the hat.
>>5707647
It's hard not to just exist when reality kinda just forgot about you, you know. But you don't need to try and motivate me, now.
>>5707652
>A chill runs down her spine.
I feel like someone just hugged me.
>>5707655
Spot on intuition.
>>5707652
Begone.
>>5707652
>>5707637
We? Are you sharing your things with her?
>>5707646
*she stares at the woman's actions*
Is that your weapon? A little unorthodox.
>>5707647
A friend said he loved. Other than that, nothing.
>>5707652
This was an excessive amount of people. Only I was needed.
>>5707655
That depends on whether or not you're even worth a greeting like that.
>>5707652
...Uh.
You're seeing things, damnit! It's not a Rika bodypillow!
>she kicks it away
>>5707663
We'll see, depends on how much magic I learn. Then I'll be a real witch.
>sigh
Yeah, real shame it didn't come with one.
...And uh... ignore that feeling you just got. Probably not important.
>>5707679
It is vital that I receive the needed nutrients. This will do for now.
>>5707679
I'd make a pun about America, but I've got nothin'. Eh.
>>5707659
Actually...the gatekeeper ran in to Marisa once or twice, I heard. She did say that the lady seemed...vaguely familiar.
But eh, either way, it's not like I actually questioned whether or not that wall existed. I just can't really remember much about any of that.
>>5707683
Haha! Reminds me of a friend...hey, I thought of something. Is it possible to like...modify a pre-existing effect or something? Never seen it happen.
>>5707680
>She looks down at herself, and clears her throat
Physique, body type, whatever you wanna call it.
...Also, like I said, she borrowed a pair of my pants.
>>5707659
Im sorry do I know you? It's odd to ask a stranger for a favor, right out of the blue.
>>5707663
I know that feeling all too well,but at least you are in good company ahaha~
>>5707680
Hmm... Im surprised someone would confess any feelings for you,no offense but you aren't the easiest to get along with.
>>5707683
You won't know until you try and put some effort.
>>5707657
How about flying kites? That's fun.
>>5707680
Yeah, that's what I get sometimes too. Throws 'em off guard... until it blindsights them.
>>5707679
Don't know how that worked... At this point, nooot even gonna question it.
>>5707695
Gah... And just after I'd gotten the bounce back in my step.
>>5707696
Modify it... huh? Never thought of that. That gives me an idea.
Hey uh... I'll be back later.
>>5707710
>>5707695
I doubt any of us can sing. I do not even think one of you can talk.
>>5707696
*she looks up and down at you*
Oh. Never got a decent look of her. So you want me to retrieve your clothes.
>>5707701
I am just as surprised as you are but Kaito thinks of me that way.
>>5707711
You are leaving this up to luck?
>>5707695
Good God, why would I do that with Trump?
>>5707696
So, Elly ran into Marisa once or twice... Hm. It all sounds like a really complicated story with multiple sides to it, I'll be honest with you.
Uh-huh, it existed, but what you also did is call me an idiot. I'll let go of that little detail for now. Anyway, yes, it existed, and it's vaguely reminiscent of this situation...
>>5707701
All you need to know is that I'm the heroine, ufufu~ It's just concerning someone here, that's all the favour is!
>>5707711
So, first I make love with her, and then I lick a lollipop seductively in front of her.
God, I love being America sometimes.
>>5707695
So whose idea was this?
>>5707701
Or arrogant company. The hell've you been anyways?
>>5707711
A whole lot of nothing.
>>5707713
Hey, you never know. I bet I've got a hat that'd match, too....
Yeah? Alright. See you.
>>5707716
Yeah. Neither of us exactly got much there.
Nah, I just wanted to give her a proper apology for spooking her like that. I just don't get the chance often, you know?
>>5707725
It was...months and months ago, I think. Before I showed up.
And you aren't a genius typically, but what's that supposed to mean?
>>5707711
I wanna get fucked up.
>>5707716
And do you share these feelings for him?
>>5707725
Something about you rings a bell...very well,whats your offer?
>>5707737
Taking care of some family business,thats all. Im sure you understand...oh wait my bad. Teehee~
>>5707713
I have seen odder than those. I suppose I will ask who them is when you return. Farewell.
>>5707737
You feel that bad over that? Color me surprised.
>>5707715
Jump rope?
>>5707748
I wanna get fucking cucked
>>5707742
Was this your idea or mine...!?
>>5707737
Months ago? Sweet God, you know Alfred and Ivan's only been here for five months, how far back is THAT?
Damnit, I'm not stupid... Anyway, the Berlin Wall involved the two of them being seperated for a long time, right? I'm sure it's somewhat similar to this situation, save for Prussia not forgetting Germany and vice versa.
>>5707742
I'M THE HEROINE~!
>>5707748
Hm? You wanna go to Detroit? Well, why didn't you just say so?
>>5707752
All you need to know, once again, is that I'm the heroine~
...It's about Rika. Alfred messed up pretty badly with her, so all I ask of you is that you don't set her off all that much. Tease her, but only in moderation, yeah?
>>5707765
When did you become a woman? Are you doing it to avoid Wiggins?
>>5707759
None of this sounds fun to me in the slightest.
Jumping rope sounds more like exercise than fun. I'll have fun once I've completed my objective, until then it's tertiary in terms of priority to me.
>>5707773
Uh... What about skipping pebbles across the lake?
>>5707752
I've been trying to 'take care' of family business for months, jackass. Thanks for rubbing it in even more.
>>5707755
You know, I wonder what color that actually is. Maybe a purple, a light blue...?
And hey, I'm not heartless. I've done enough pushing away of people, anyways.
>>5707765
Honestly? I'm not even certain of that myself, memory's messing with me.
>She sighs
I think you're jumping to a little bit of a conclusion there, though. Honestly, the only thing keeping us is the fact that she hasn't gleaned an interest in here again.
What's one thing you now associate with your ava because of HG?
>>5707765
I don't take orders,make it worth my while and maybe i'll consider it.
>>5707780
Any progress?
>>5707771
What did Wiggins do?
>>5707781
nothing new, actually
>>5707781
Spoons
>>5707752
Not at all. I do not feel that way towards anything.
>>5707780
It is an odd saying. I would assume white.
And this whole business with you know who has nothing to do with that mindset?
>>5707781
>Because someone told me like a week after I played her, I sometimes imagine Ram with a British accent.
>>5707771
When Alfred pissed off Rika to the point of her wanted bloodlust... Okay, maybe when he wanted me to prank Kurumi, and no, it's not to avoid him. Now that I think about it, I haven't seen him since I came here...
>>5707780
When you're old, you grow senile, ufufu~
Probably, but I'm just making it somewhat relatable to me, y'know. Prussia is gonna be forgotten eventually, so he's almost like he's... Oh no. I'm not gonna finish that sentence.
I dunno what you mean by that last sentence, once again.
>>5707785
...I dunno. Do it because he's messed up enough and Rika'd probably be in a worse state than she is currently?
>>5707790
gay sex I guess
>>5707798
Are you sure? It's ok Ash can keep a secret ahaha~
>>5707778
...
I don't think this is working out. I appreciate you trying to bring me out of my shell as well as out of my comfort zone, but it isn't happening, not yet.
I'll try to have fun in my own way until then. Is that okay?
>>5707812
I could not be more positive about this.
>>5707789
Winner next slide.
>>5707785
Does it look like I'm with my best friend right now?
>>5707798
Hmm...or a yellow, maybe.
...That depends on the "who", honestly.
>>5707804
Oh, har, har, I'm a sliver your age.
Like he doesn't exist. And she WAS here at one point in the past, but now she's not. Simple, right?
>>5707807
Wiggins is gay?
>>5707781
>Nicole: Hatchets
>Spike: Sunsets
>Tristan: Black people
>Punky's Dad: Gumball
>Fox: Gay
>Brad: Casinos
>>5707815
If you have fun, I'm happy. However that happens, I'm fine with it.
>>5707824
IGGY
G
G
Y
>>5707827
>wiggins is gay?
>>5707829
>Fox: Gay
I knew it.
>>5707824
...S-Sniff... I'm not dumb, damnit...!
>>5707825
Probably, probably not, but you know I'm just teasing you.
That, basically, except he's still alive and kicking, pissing off Hungary and Austria. Things do change, after all, so I wouldn't be surprised if there was another Alfred in the past-- Oh, wait.
>>5707836
The question was 'associate with'. Doesn't have to be the truth.
>>5707804
What's it to you,what that idiot does with that debbie downer?
>>5707822
Aww what a shame. You two would make a good couple.
>>5707825
What are you talking about? Im right here ahaha~
>>5707824
>>5707851
That's pretty fucking brutal.
>>5707851
This is absolutely not Duwang
>>5707834
What? Excuse me if im out of the loop on the latest HG gossip
>>5707829
Alright, then from this point on I'll try to have fun.
I take it I'm off the hook now?
>>5707781
>Severa: (Where is) Kuuko
>>5707857
Wiggins has always been craving the cock
>>5707851
Congratulations, XD.
Thanks for hosting.
>>5707858
You're one hundred percent off the hook.
>>5707849
I'm the heroine, remember? Normally, I'd solve this problem using violence, but I know better than that. It's a favour I ask of you, that's all. Just... Please. Don't give her a hard time.
>>5707851
Congrats to that one Disney channel, and thanks for hosting, dude!
>>5707843
Or never did, or whatever. But yeah, point made.
...All this stuff is just goddamn weird, huh?
>>5707849
I'm serious, dammit, that's not funny!
>>5707851
Welp. Congrats...thing. And thanks for the show.
>>5707851
>>5707825
It is definitely not a dark color.
He wears spectacles.
>>5707849
I do not see how. We are complete opposites.
>>5707851
>>5707870
Hmph. Congratulations. Thank you for the opportunity.
>>5707870
>>5707877
>>5707868
Mhm. I say "Past Alfred", because good God, was he... Not exactly the same Alfred you're used to.
...You're telling me. It's hard enough having all this information by itself, what am I supposed to do with it now? I was called here to intervene with any screw-ups Alfred did, damnit, not to know that retcons are legitimate and can happen at anytime!
>>5707866
Here's a heroic thing you can do...why don't you just stay out of other people's business? How does that sound hmm?
>>5707868
It is to me! Ahaha~ still as serious as ever Rika.
>>5707876
Both of you are souless artificial beings!
>>5707888
Or what are you gonna do, hm~? All I'm asking is that you try not to upset her AS MUCH as you usually do, but if you can't manage that, then... Heh. I never thought that Ash wouldn't be able to keep his mouth shut for more than a few seconds; you're like Alfred but more violent!
>>5707896
Don't even think about putting me in the same league as him! Just who the hell are you? And don't give me that heroine crap.
>>5707888
That is technically true. There is no cg=hanging of that. We are wildly different in everything else.
>>5707876
Absolutely, it's not shocking enough.
Oh, him. Naah. I just don't always feel like that, you know?
>>5707888
I'm too goddamn tired for it, alright?
>>5707887
Like what, around the time of the revolutionary war or something?
...Just try not to worry about it, I guess.
>>5707902
Hehe, it seems like I struck a nerve there. Too bad it's the truth, hm~? I dunno why I should be giving you my name if you threatened me and put me down, in my honest opinion.
>>5707910
Nope, not at all. He's the same Alfred, like, from this time period, but it was a different Alfred. "I thought my economy was shit, then I found this thread and realized what true shit looked and smelled like." An exact quote he said.
...Pretty hard not to worry about it if I'm here for a different reason. I'm not supposed to make connections, damnit, people'll prefer me instead of him!
>>5707908
You know the saying,opposites attract? That might be your case ahaha~
>>5707910
Then go to sleep mon amie,don't worry if I see your friend i'll be sure to not disturb you teehee~
>>5707930
Your mouth is cashing a lot of checks your body wont be able to pay...I suggest you back off.
>>5707945
Ooh, and now you really DID threaten me. Real mature, there. All you had to do was say "I'm afraid I can't give you that favour", but instead, you had to insult me. Take a page from your own book and back off, yeah?
>>5707930
...Weird. Like seriously.
And it's still best not to stress about that crap anyways, either way.
>>5707945
....
She won't be here, I'm sure of that much. And I only got up like, an hour or two ago??
Ugh. I think I'll do it anyways. Later, people.
>>5707877
Which one of you 23 idiots let this thing win? Ah yeah, all of ya.
>>5707971
Christ, you're telling me. It's hard to imagine Alfred do that, amirite? Too bad I'm gonna have to do it anyways, because when Alfred comes back to amend things with others, people will murder him on sight.
...See ya later, Rika.
>>5707955
Whatever, you can go ahead and vanish for all I care. I doubt anyone will miss you.
>>5707971
Bon voyage!
>>5707981
Too bad some people will. Urotsuki, probably Kurumi, Rika probably does as well... Can you say the same? Seriously, all of this arguing wouldn't have happened if you didn't tell me to mind my own business. I wanted a favour, you gave me an insult in return.
>>5707993
Cry me a river,see if I care.
I thought a heroine was supposed to have thick skin? Guess not.
>>5708007
You're one to talk about thin skin when you got mad over me saying you're just like Alfred about twenty minutes ago. Wanna run that by me again, or are ya fine?
>>5708021
Thick skin.
Goddamnit.
>>5708021
All im hearing is a lot of talk from a nobody.
>>5708050
Too bad said "nobody" is smarter than she looks. If you're trying to threaten me, it ain't gonna work, because unlike Alfred, I'm not afraid to get physical.
>>5708056
>yawns
You wouldn't even be worth the effort.
>>5708073
Is that so, hm? Tell me, Ash - what makes you think that I'm not worth the effort? Put your money where your mouth is and back your stuff up, because you're either bluffing or begging me to prove you wrong.
I'm gonna bust a fukin nut
>>5708056
I disagree, my fair maiden. It's without a doubt that behind your exterior that rivals the fanciest of wrapped chocolates, exists an intelligence as dazzling as the swirliest of galaxies.
>>5708082
>>5708078
Nope. I have better things to do than play with children
>walks off
Au Revoir~!
>>5708088
...Eh? You lost me about two seconds in. If it ain't too much trouble, can you take out the verbosity and reword it so this poor 'ol gal knows what you're saying?
>>5708099
And then, of course, you leave, because you're chicken. Of course. See you later, Ash. Don't expect the heroine to be so easy next time.
>>5708098
...what?
Look, if you had, one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted. In one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
Yo
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs,
But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down,
The whole crowd goes so loud
>>5708104
I wonder if this is a clever ploy to throw me off my game by acting confused purely to contradict my belief that you are indeed smarter than you may appear.
Very, very, clever.
>>5708109
Didn't you say you were opening a nut?
I was waiting for you to do it so I can ask for some. I'm staaarving.
>>5708170
Maybe, maybe not. I've got brains, although I simply prefer not to use 'em. The heroine's... Well, Amelia's smart like that. Not me.
...In all seriousness, what was that you said before? I heard galaxies, and that's pretty much it.
WE
>>5708186
You could have just said so.
>Pulls out a bag of salted cashews and grabs a handful
>Forces his nuts into her mouth
>>5708187
Rare to see a lady who prefers not to use all of her natural given gifts. I makes me wonder, what sort of work do you do with such an attitude towards living?
>>5708248
Oh, please. That's not to say that I'm nice all the time; I'm arrogant, clever... Y'know, the attributes of a delinquent.
...Hm, what kinda work do I do... I'm bust doing nation things, like attending meetings with my boss and all of that. Really boring things, basically.
>>5708280
>hits you with a hurricane
>>5708225
Tha-
>Illyasviel's talking is interrupted when Izaya forces his nuts into her mouth, to which she promptly begins choking, falling to the floor and spitting them out.
W-Why did you do that? I could have died right there!
>>5708287
I'm sorry, what did you say? Something about a hurricane? Buddy, lemme just stop ya right there; I ain't in the mood for it.
>>5708280
Meetings and nations? That sounds like... something that requires a bit of hard thinking. Unless you're even smarter than I imagined.
>>5708336
Uh-huh, it doesn't really help too much considering I have to do all I can to manage the little... Sorry, not supposed to swear in front of strangers.
Smart? D'aw, you're just being modest. If you want someone to gush over, gush over Amelia; I'm just a troublemaker at heart~
>>5708300
Did I say you could spit it out?
Now put my nuts back in your mouth...
>>5708389
No, are you nuts?!
They've been on the floor! Now they're all dirty and stuff. Hand me the bag and I'll eat from that.
>>5708407
>are you nuts
carlos you shit
Good morning great ol' Chaps.
>>5708357
No need to lower yourself so, I realize now that you're part of the service industry. I guess that's something we have in common.I always wondered what happens to all the left over platters of hors d'oeuvres go after a banquet or some other social gathering. Be honest with me, Amelia, are you one to enjoy a private feast when it comes time to clean up?
>>5708415
Hey nigger
>>5708407
So you'll waste perfectly good food? Starving children in the middle east would wish to have my nuts in their mouth and here you are squandering the privilege I gave you.
>>5708415
G'morning, dude. How's life been for ya?
>>5708421
...Uh, I think you've got the wrong idea there, my friend, but I'm never one to turn down free food. I know you don't really say this since it's just begging for attention, but I'm a vegetarian - sorry, sorry, just had to say that.
Oh, and Amelia's the goody two-shows with fair skin. The name's Ashlyn, pleasure to meetcha'.
>>5708436
Hey what the hell man? I thought you wanted the succ.
>>5708414
Uh, my name is Illyasviel, not Carlos.
>>5708436
Nevermind, I'm going to go home and eat then.
Goodbye!
>>5708437
It's always a good day when I'm allowed to occupy a fair maiden's time. For a delinquent, your eating habits are very tame. To think I won't be able to enjoy fast food in an alley while leaned against the wall like I see most commoners do in their moments of aloofness.
Are you two sisters?
>>5708450
Huh, oh yeah... I forgot.
>>5708464
O-Oh... Okay then
>>5708435
That's a new one for me, atleast for name-calling.
>>5708437
It has been quite bloody jolly.
>>5708482
So are we gonna do it here instead?
>>5708467
...D-Damnit, I like fast food, though... You've lost me on many fronts there, sorry, but I'll do my best to answer 'em. Last statement threw me off a bit, there.
Are we sisters? No, not really, it's... Really, REALLY complicated. Like, parallel universe-type stuff. To condense it; she's the good gal, and I'm the bad gal. Even then, I'm a genderbent version of Allen, who's the bad guy, and Alfred's the good guy... Yeah, it's complicated, I know. I don't blame you for thinking I'm crazy after that.
>>5708491
Is that so, eh? How bloody is "bloody jolly", if I may ask?
>>5708505
Oh deary me, "bloody" just means very, my fair lady.
>>5708543
Are you canadian?
>>5708543
I was only joking, silly. The heroine's not THAT dense. I was raised by an Englishman; I know how the slang works! No need for that fair lady stuff, either; the name's Ashlyn. Howdy and hello.
>>5708505
Ah... the good the bad and... well it can't be the ugly with me in the middle can it?
>>5708552
No, I am British, sir.
>>5708561
Well good sun-rise Miss Ashlyn, I am Philip, though most call me Pip back home due to them wanting me to be in pain.
Is yu gi oh worth a watch?
>>5708620
I personally lost interest when they started dueling on bikes...
>>5708577
No, no, that's what we have... No one for. We're like second players of a sort. It's hard to explain.
...Yo, I'm sorry for cutting this conversation so short, but I really do have to head off to bed now. I may not be here tomorrow, but if you see a blonde haired girl/boy that calls herself the hero/ine, that's Amelia. Talk to her if you wanna know anything else, yeah? See ya later, dude! I'll be sure to ask for your name next time!
>>5708591
Phillip, but your nickname's Pip, but you hate that name? Got it! And there's no need to call me miss, either. Makes me feel old...
Sunrise? Speaking of, I gotta head off to bed. I'm so sorry for doing this, but it's early. REAL early. It sucks, really, it does. Phillip, I hope you have a good day, alright? I have a feeling it'll be a good day for you today! See ya later!
>>5708635
Amelia/Alfred.
Going off to bed for real, now. See ya all later!
>>5708635
Righto, Tally-ho Ashlyn.
>>5708620
Fuck yes. Up until the end of Yugi's run.
>>5708633
>he doesn't enjoy cardgames on motorcycles
>>5708620
the newest, arc-v is good until the synchro arc
GX is pretty good too if you don't watch the dub
...no one is here... I can say whatever I want...
Bollocks.
>>5708731
Stop talking nigger
>>5708731
>washes your mouth out with soap
Hello?
>>5708758
Hi, HG is out at the moment, can I take a message?
>>5708772
If HG is out then who are you?
>>5708787
uh...
Come on. Let's start a fire
kiss the poster below you
Im the God of HG fools
respect me, im an oldfags faggots
The prom is cancelled
Newfags are cancer
Aussa a shit
>>5708921
(You)
>>5708934
>gives you cakes
Post an image from a game you're playing and guess avas.
>>5708959
>>5708991
kys Martin
>>5708959
>>5708959
>>5708995
>>5708921
>>5708934
IT'S TIME?
Default game still works here right? It's so dead I don't think anyone cares so
First 24
>>5709053
Yukine
>>5709053
Senshougahara
>>5709053
Duck Guy
>>5709053
Lord Beerus
>>5709053
Drillno
>>5709053
Emiya Kiritsugu
>>5709053
Momiji
>>5709053
The Uber Gang
>>5709053
Spike
>>5709053
Eggman-kun
>>5709053
Leysritt
wow, only 12 more...
>>5709053
Ghost
>>5709112
The anime that will never be released
>>5709053
The Player
>>5709053
>>5709053
My fetish
>>5709053
Spider
>>5709053
Frederica Miyamoto
>>5709134
>Smacks
>>5709053
Courfeyrac
>>5709053
La Pucelle
>>5709123
Forgot my own name...Sayaka Miki.
>>5709053
John Donovan
>>5709053
Tora Amano
>>5709137
>just fucking dies
one more.
>>5709163
Ludwig
This is slightly depressing to look at but bare with it.
I love you
>>5709182
Don't worry
>kissu
oh, fixed Sayaka, sorry about that. Alright get going.
>>5709182
Ready.
yoop
ey guys
Ka-Boom
>>5709224
Such an unfortunate accident.
>>5709234
Why does this taste so bitter...?
>>5709203
I gotta get the hell outta here!
>>5709224
You're no Templeton, ya big red fruit!
>>5709234
Have y'all ever heard 'Mah Keedz'?
>>5709234
That explosion totally riled up the sponsors, and thanks to that I won't starve tonight! This is the best day ever!
>>5709255
I don't have one, so I guess it's time to start thinking about nothing.
>>5709258
i thnk u got a fayer extingwish on ur arm
>>5709257
I was hoping to stay in much longer but I guess I'll just have to wait now.
>>5709158
RELEASE HER!
>>5709276
>hyper dicks and hyper balls
>>5709270
It's a syringe. I won't explain why it's on my hand even if you ask about it.
>>5709299
I can't kill you, kid. It's against the rules, but if you've got some problems with your life go to your mother or something.
>>5709308
wy is it on ur hend
>>5709294
I think now would be a great time for me to head to bed.
>>5709310
Not my problem, and it would be a waste if I died in a fire, right? I'll just check out what happened in the news.
>>5709329
F best boy
>>5709312
You think you're a funny guy, right? Let me tell you something, but listen carefully. You're not.
>>5709321
It doesn't matter where I am, as long as there's ground that I can sleep on.
>>5709329
I still have some of the food that my super kind sponsors sent me, so I don't have to waste time on this feast thing!
>>5709333
wow
put a dildoe on ur arm an go fuk urself
>>5709341
He is already dead, right? Why waste my time on a job that someone already finished?
Alright, skipping the peace here
>tfw she'll never love you back
>>5709345
First you come in to talk about how you're the God of Retardation thanks to radiation or something, now you pick on my cool and expensive syringe. You're the one who should do that to be hone-
>>5709349
Now look what you just did. This is all your fault. I got beaten by two kids and a dead man, just because you kept annoying me. Wonderful. How do you intend make up for this?
auto-cropper went a bit wonky there, continuing
>>5709364
get ovr it lozer
jk ull be fine probbaly
>>5709370
i can giv u som moni if u want
>>5709377
go ghost
>>5709383
Give me ten million dollars, but the ones that they accept even in the Underworld!
>Opens subspace door
Follow me people
>>5709393
>>5709393
>>5709393
>>5709393
>>5709393
>>5709393
on
and on
and on and
on.