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>>5697725
>steals cookie before anyone else can eat it

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>>5697725
YOU PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN! NOOOOOW!

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Nth for my love killed ERP

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>>5697748
That's fine...it's not like anyone wanted it anyway...

>>5697725
>Makes a better cookie

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>>5697725
This fucking better be Macademia nut.
>>5697534
I'm talking about the people who stir shit with an ava e.g. Paul.
>>5697550
Good point.
>>5697567
No system is perfect. The Kyouko discord takes fucking forever to ban somebody anyway so the accused would have time to say it wasn't them, but then there's the problem of lying and such. No perfection.
>>5697580
Comfy Discord has almost no rules and that place is fine

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>>5697757
You wanted the cookie didn't ya?

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>>5697764
Invites into the comfy discord are posted in thread sometimes

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>>5697689
More like, you don't get any chances, right? Come on, that was at least worth a smirk.
>She continues with undressing you, pulling down your boxers to reveal your erection.
I'm into a lot of stuff, but mostly this~
>She playfully kisses the tip of your cock, making it spring back and forth.
Go ahead, lay it on me. There's not much I won't do.

>>5697723
Not if you're giving me a 2 out of 10. There's plenty of fish in the sea, you can do so much better than me~

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>>5697679 (Rance)
>She curled up on him, filled to the brim and giggling with delight and panting with exhaustion.
Hah...Admiral Rance...
>She smiled, laying on his chest and purring like a small kitten as she tried to keep everything inside. She shifted upwards, giving him one last kiss before her exhausted body finally gave out on top of him, and the desk.

>>5697725
(...Urge to go make cookies rising...)

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>>5697796
I sure can!
>Throws a table out the window and climbs out

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>leaves big bowl filled with buttered buns he baked
Enjoy

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>>5697759
For me? Thank you!
>She nabs the cookie and takes a healthy nibble out of it.

>>5697781
No, that wasn't a blatant act of passive aggression at all, Mr. Abomination.

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Post cards and stuff.

Keeping everyone on my list.

>>5697806
>Urge to go make cookies rising
Waifu material. Come live under my desk. I insist.

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>>5697784
Comfy discord is a lesser known discord with less than 20 people in it.
>>5697801
Correct. The only aim of comfy discord is to be comfy. It achieves this.

>>5697827
H-Hey! I was gonna eat it!
>The baker of the superior cookie watches helplessly as his latest creation get's devoured.

>>5697827
what a cutie

>>5697842
You mean the dead one filled with shitposting?

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>>5697823
fuk u

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>>5697827
Abomination is another guy, I'm Carnage
>>5697831
Is it the no fly list? I'm already on that!

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>>5697831
Not sure what 'stuff' you mean, but here's a card.

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>>5697856
Y u betray

evens start shit
odds don't start shit
dubs fuck off

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>>5697837
(L-lewd! No and stop this!)

>>5697796
>the anon does smirk though it gives off the feel of a wounded animal
Very true...
>the anon draws in a hissing breath as Mika kisses the head of his dick, not quite prepared for that. Or anything like it, really. He laughs a little nervously at her continued inquiry, though
I dunno, I mean...I'm happy just getting to bang someone as hot as you. Because you are ridiculously hot. But if you could ride me while I'm lying down, hey, that would be great.

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>>5697849
It's too much for me. You can have some too, I suppose.
>Watashi tears off half the cookie, and hands it over to him, as she nibbles away at the rest of the baked treat.
Mhmm! Eating others' sweets is the best.

>>5697851
[I know where this flattery is probably going...]
Thank you?

>>5697858
Yes, that would explain your appearance...

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>>5697806
(You really own up to your namesake, don't you...)
(I also couldn't believe this.)

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'Sup bitches, didn't see you there.
How's it hanging?
...?
What's up with the staring, hun? See something you like~?

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>>5697823
>Oh crap was this one of those food trades?
>Quick Clete think of something!
I...uh...I brought uh...er....um......people?>>5697902
What's that supposed mean?

>>5697910
NO! THAT IS VILE!

>>5697889
I promise lots of blankets so you can make a snuggly nest. And cuddling. Lots of cuddling.

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>>5697910
Hey hot stuff!

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>>5697854
Yeah that one. No drama, no conflict, just funposting.

>>5697902
You're welcome?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ritLQJ33HZ8

>Scooby-Dooby-Doo: Looking for faggots to brutally assfuck and gape on my knot. Line up, queers.

>>5697929
HE'S WEARING A LOADED DIAPER, YOU IDIOT!

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>>5697806

>Rance only watched as the exhausted Kongou rested o his chest, a single hand patting and caressing her head before his fingers ran through her long, brown hair.
>Wiping some beads of sweat from his forehead with a thumb, he planted a quick kiss on the top of Kongou's head before making sure that she was asleep to whisper at her in her sleep something that started with "I love..." and ended with "...You. Silly boat."
...
>Tired, satisfied and possibly in love, Rance too fell asleep with the most beautiful ship on top of him... The other girls would have to wait, of course.
She's totally fine with it anyway... GahahahaZzzzZzzzz....

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>>5697743
Bed...Thanks,mister.
>Oblivious to the fact that it wasn't her quarters, the Orussian crashed atop the comfortable bed. She slowly began to wake up slightly. Enough so to be able to recognize the mechanic who guided her.
I'd be glad to drink some tea, mister...
>Her sleepiness still came through despite awaken from her sleepwalking.
>>5697831
(Only character as of now)

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>>5697910
>Diaper
>Nope.avi

>>5697942
Maybe they're into that shit, wouldn't surprise me.

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>>5697910
To the gulags with you
>>5697919
No bread is for free. There are about...over 80 loaves. The glory of communism

>>5697910
Stewingandbrewing.jpg

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>>5697910

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>>5697942
...Oh fuck. Didn't see that. Ew.
>Goes to slash his own tires for being oblivious

>>5697967
Do you have one of it coming out both ends? Because that's me looking at the fucking diaperfag right now.

>>5697902
T-thanks I guess...
>He reluctantly took the half of the cookie that he baked, and begrudgingly took a bite out of it, giving her a glare as she commented on his snack. The flavor he tasted was not as sweet as he hoped, probably due to the other half being stolen from him, and when he was done, he just emptily stared at her.

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>>5697958
>Okay Clete don't make this awkward
LIVING IN AMERICA!
>God damnit!

>>5697950
Furry porn knows what's up.
I knew there was a reason I liked you.
>Bestows headpats and ear scratches

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>>5697905
(I have posted banana bread here, cooking and baking are my favorite things to do in free time. Especially now that it's getting cool enough that standing over the stove isn't hell.)

>>5697924
(...Y-you stop this at once! Th-that sounds absolutely horrid! I refuse-desu!)

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>>5697976

>>5698000
...Not what I meant but you know what, I dig.

>>5697995
Aw.

I guess i'll have to find someone else to live out my handholding fantasies with.

>>5697910
kys virra

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>>5697934
You need this filthy donkey dick smashing your face in

DON'T SEXUALIZE SANYA
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>5698014
Try shooping that one then.

>>5697929
>The symetra autist is a diaperfag
not surprising

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>>5697831

Time to shower, brb people

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>>5697919
[It means you have the appearance of a pile of mangled meat...but I'd better not tell you that.]
Oh, I can just see the resemblance. That's all.

>>5697933
...
>The wind whooshes.

>>5697980
>In contrast, Watashi nibbles with delight at the cookie. It's nice and moist, the edges crusty enough to have a little crunch, while the insides give just enough of an almost gummy resistance to make her hum. It isn't very sweet, but that just makes the flavors stand out more. Instead of a doughy circle of sugar, the cookie tastes as it should, a cookie.
This is actually rather good! You should make more.

>>5697974
>Slashes your fucking tires
Marked, bitch

>>5698038
If I could shoop, would shoop. But thanks for the three different variations of my reaction to diaperfurs.

>>5698032
Fuck off, HG.

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>>5697890
Awh, stop it with the compliments~
>The now blushing idol gets up off of the bed and gestures for you to lie down.
I enjoy being in control, so this works out for the both of us! Look at that, you're so excited... or well, at least your little friend down there is. Just lie back and lose the nervousness~
>Mika reinforces her words by giving you a quick peck on the lips before pushing you down onto the bed and placing her knees on either side of you.

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>>5698046
Oh I though ya had something on red people! So who the hell are you?

>>5698045
I WANT THE BUG WAIFU

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>>5697987
That's fine. You're just going to hentai someone to forget about this anyway

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>I caused a literal shitstorm just by posting a harmless diaper image
Holy shit you guys are easier to trigger than HG it's almost pathetic.
I think I'll have some fun here.

People say hi before saying who I am.
Who am I?

>>5697995
(c u t e. I admit it's something I wish I did more often. Though, the cooler weather is a nice change, indeed! I haven't been nearly melted trying to make sauces, recently.)

>>5698044
>>5697974

>>5698089
Doctor Nick.

>>5698068
explain

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>>5698044
I'm not. I didn't notice the picture until I really looked at it. I thought it was just another male. I didn't see the diaper.

>>5698087
>Shitty diaper
Bruh. B R U H.

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>>5698032
Hi Kamina.

>>5698087
>Thinking this is a shitstorm
You haven't seen anything yet, kiddo.

>>5698113
>>5698123
Don't give it (you)s.

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>>5698087
lmao

>>5698046
>The baker continued his deadpan stare at her as she consumed his treat, but when she complimented his work, his eyes widened with surprise.
Did you really enjoy it?
>Excitement built up within him, and without letting her answer his question, he quickly got up where he sat, exclaiming
Guess I should bake some more!
>and left through the doors for the kitchen.

>>5698045
Yuuka a best

>>5698107
Sanya/Eila was one of their obnoxious memes earlier this year.

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>>5698087
>VIOLENTLY SENDS TO GULAGS

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>>5698087
>puking goose.jpg

>>5698140
Hi Kamina
You deserved it for using doujin crops.

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>>5698081
Ya think that, but really I got no biters today

>>5698072
>having been pushed onto the bed before getting a chance to climb onto it, the anon is a little disoriented and finds Mika atop of him when he's back to his senses. The anon sighs and does his very best to relax before smiling at Mika and placing his hands gently on her thighs
I'll do my best, then.
>the anon's dick is throbbing at this point in anticipation as it awaits its first foray into the inner depths of one of the fairer sex

>>5698148
>Slices your fucking eye
Marked bitch

>>5698128
>Not driving away another mediocre RPer
Where do you think we are?

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>>5698021
(S-sorry anon, I've been going most of today. No more handholding!)

>>5698093
(d e l e t. But I know this feel. I'm going to be glad I can make soups again without boiling myself along with what's in the pot)

>>5698185
He meant the diaperfag, not the asuka poster, idiot

>>5697945
>He invited the Orussian girl inside his room, his eyes following her as she was seemingly attracted towards his bed as she wandered over towards it and collapsed on top. He was surprised to hear her voice, though, as she seemed to wake up a bit despite finding his bed. He nodded to the Witch and set off towards a table in the corner, fixing up a cup of tea for the two of them. He shook off his own fatigue with a quick sip of warm tea as he returned to the girl with a cup for her.
So it's true, huh? The night-owl Witch that comes back to the base and sleeps on her feet? You should be more careful.

>>5698148
>Shaves your fur and lights it on fire

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>>5698075
That's a strange angle to take, isn't it? Anyway, I'm Me, to you.

>>5698133
Oh yes I--
>Watashi follows him as she holds the cookie with both her hands, continuing her rabbit-like nibbles from the top toward the center. She casts her eyes down at the treat, and then sighs.
I guess if I had more enthusiasm, I'd run if someone told me they enjoyed my sweets too. It's almost enviable.

>>5698045
i want to steal hotaru's rinnegan

>>5698132
>Visit a /trash/ erp thread for the first time in like 3 months to see how things are going.
>I can immediately recognize the piece of art >>5698132 is from

So I guess this is how far I've fallen

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>>5697989
Aw anon...you're too kind...
I mean, if thats what he likes, who are we to say? we all have a bit of vile fetishes deep down. But uh, diapers arent my limbo.
>nuzzles head against hand
>>5698166
>fucking dies

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>>5698165
>Mika slowly lowers herself onto your cock while guiding it inside her with her hand, holding onto your chest with the other for support. She makes sure that both of you feel every inch dissapear inside her and her inside greedily clamp onto their newfound prey.
>When she finally reaches the end and her hips smack against yours, she looks up at you and gives a faint smile mixed with deep lust in her eyes.
See, that wasn't so bad, was it?

>>5698191
>No more handholding!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQKJ-5nHB90

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>>5698162
For now. You are only one who got my bread. Should I ask around or not

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>>5698209
...
Why do you do this to me anon?

>>5698045
>Dangles fishing rod over Hotaru's head
>There's cuocolate on the fishing rod

>>5698248
Hot damn!
>Stares

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>>5698123
Oh really?
There's been bigger shitposters than me?
Interesting.
Well anyway thanks for the attention guys my self-confidence is a lot better now.
Catch you guys some other time.

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>>5697831
{Had to work late, but now I'm here!}

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Faggots

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>>5698211
Well Metoyou, what are ya up to
>>5698242
Nah, but if ya need a wingman I'm ya guy!

>>5698232
>>5698248
That's fine.
>Continues to massage her scalp with one hand, cuddling around her waist with the other
So how is your day?

>>5698203
Yep.

>>5698185
>Thinking giving someone (you)s is how you drive them away
The quickest way to chase off/kill anything around here is to stave it out by withholding (you)s.

>>5698191
(No can do! But I'll take a peace offering of the cute Bongo image and not call you a cute any more tonight. I suppose I should save that firepower for Mary. You should share more about your baking from time to time! It's actually something I was interested in as a career for quite awhile.)

>>5698270
That's not a bad impression. Not enough talk of slashed tires and nigger cock though.

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>>5697725
>tfw just want this cookie and a nice glass of milk but it would just give me more shit to cough up

>>5698274
(Up for continuing with Merry from last night?)

>>5698211
>As she approached to door to the kitchen, the sounds of opening drawers and bowls clanking against each other can be heard behind it. In the time it took for Watashi to arrive, he already had the batter prepared in a bowl, his enthusiasm having caused him to speed his efforts. Placing small circles of batter onto a baking tray covered by a cooking sheet, he lowered it into an oven, and watched happily as it began to bake.

>>5698270
Some people can get over 25 (You)'s in a single shitpost.

People don't know how to ignore shit here.

>>5698262
*chocolate
Ugh.

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To the anon that wanted to do breast expansion today, sorry I wasn't around. If you're still here I can do it now. Or if anyone else wants a session I'm here.

>>5698311
{Heck yeah I am!}

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>>5698274

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>>5697831
(Finally back. Now I can stop blogposting and worrying about power outages and rp instead. )
(Also swapping out Simon for Pit. I'll start working on the folder tomorrow. )

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>>5698274
>does cute things in the distance

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>>5698280
I'm in monogamous relationship and before you spout propaganda to me I chose to be loyal to my partner. Waiting until she returns favor. And at current rate I hope it happens soon

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>>5698296
Impression of who? That sure as fuck ain't me.

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>>5698280
...no. I'm Me. To you. As in, when you refer to me, you can call me: Me.

>>5698317
>Somewhere, Watashi feels the cool chill that accompanies the feeling that one has a doppelganger up to no good.

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>>5698324
We had a date with a dead body

>>5698324
Have a (you).
Now fuck off DMG.
But knowing you, one (you) is not enough.

>>5698324
>>5698324
>>5698324
>>5698324
Better?

>>5698236
>the anon looks more and more blown away every with every inch Mika claims of his cock. The tight, wet feeling around his length is so fresh to him but it feels amazing. He looks at Mika with half-lidded eyes and nods absently
It...it feels great...You're, uh...wow...You feel amazing...

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>>5698239
(Everybody needs a recharge, anon! Even energetic boats! But since you're so enthused, why not pump up the jams and find someone else while I bugger off for the night!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ao4XSxXkLxw)

>>5698292
(I refuse the cuteness. I'm not a professional either, I just do it when the mood hits me, which is often! And then I brought it here! But goodnight for the now anon! Maybe more baking stories in the future!)

>>5698276
no u

>>5698331
(Sweet, here's my last post:)

>>5683318
>As his fingers continued to poke, rub, and massage the dream demon's entrance, he could slowly feel it grow more and more moist in response. She seemed to react the most every time his finger brushed her clitoris, as he began to attack that spot more rigorously. His free hand pressed against her now-wet entrance, while his other hand moved towards Merry's pink bud. Pressing on it with two fingers, he slowly caressed the sensitive spot, quickly gaining pace as he saw her react in response. Treating it to little pinches, gentle tugs, and rolls in between his finger tips, he would finish by pressing his fingers against it a bit more firmly and rubbing it against her body. He massaged both spots with his hands, gaining pace, until he finally decided he couldn't take waiting much longer.
Just touching you down here makes me feel really hot, Merry... I can't wait to feel you with this thing here.
>Making sure she was balanced against his hips in the awkward position, he removed is hands from her wet snatch, shaking some of the excess love juice off his fingers, and reached for his belt. Undoing the button and zipper on his pants, he slipped them off, his growing member already poking through his boxers. Making sure the Gatekeeper had a good look from underneath her body, he pulled his underwear off as well and positioned his hips behind her. He rubbed his cock against her wet lips as he waited for her approval.

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>>5698357
Yes darling we did. Did you bring the body or so I have to bring one from my own supply?

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>>5698353
Okay Me me it is
>>5698350
Have ya tried Spanish fly?

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>>5698353
>gives 4 loaves of hot buttered bread loaves
Enjoy
>>5698348
Bpaг кoнтaкт 120 мeтpoв

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>>5698383
What's that

>>5698369
(Goodnight, Kongou! Nice to talk to you, again. Rest well!)

>>5698324
(Got the vibe you weren't feeling little sister the other day and got called away after you broke to ask where things were going, sorry about that.)

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>>5698396
>Stares blankly.

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>>5698370
H-Hyaaah~
You're so dirty, anon-kun~~~~!

>>5698403
OwO

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>>5698380
You tell me sweet heart

>>5698353
>The baker had not turn to face Watashi when she entered the room, and continued his overly-happy stare at the oven. When they were finally done, he quickly pulled them from the oven barehanded, not caring for the possible burns his hands may sustain from touching the hot metal. He left the tray right next to his ingredients, and with a wide grin, he said
Here ya go! Please have some more!

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>>5698274
>>5683745
>Adell shuddered as Kuroe murmured into his neck
More than I had ever imagined...
>he responded to her between gasps of pleasure as the movement of his hips somehow seemed to increase even more, thrusting faster than he did before, each thrust reaching the entrance of her womb
>one of his hands started exploring her body, looking for any potential weak spots she could have, wanting to make her feel better

>>5697910
Go away, Virra.

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>>5698417
Don't worry about it one bit sunshine. Happens to the best of us. Would you want another try at it?

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>>5698348
>Takes pictures of the cute things

>>5698276
Pee on me

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>>5698207
Sorry, fighting makes me sleepy...Are you upset...?
>The sound of his return compelled her to sit up. Sanya then hastily grabbed the teacup once the mechanic had brought the tea as promised. She took a sip of the beverage, showing no change in overall emotion. The Orussian began to realize though that this wasn't her bed and became a bit anxious.

>>5698429
u have no idea

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>>5698383
That's an odd misuse of grammar. "You" it is, what?
[This was far too easy.]

>>5698396
...I'm never going to be able to finish these all. I wonder if that baker would want any.

>>5698442
>Watashi continues to nibble her cookie, wondering if the earlier feeling was just some arbitrary sense of dread. Surely, she doesn't have another her running around, doing things in her stead, does she?

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>This thread
We need a /trash/ for /trash/.

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>>5698427
>stares back
Hello. Want an SVU
>>5698432
Wew

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>>5698439
My my! It's beautiful! Don't tell me you saved them up just for little ol' me!

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>>5698461
>pees on

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>>5698480
I am baker

>>5698228
I actually deleted the full image, but damn that dick bulge was nice

>>5698469
Miyafuji, is that you?

>>5698497
Thanks senpai

>>5698497
A-am I marked?

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>>5698459
>Turns 540 degrees
>Locks eyes with Junko
Delete those pictures.
>>5698487
I have my own arsenal.

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>>5698506
Np c:

>>5698510
>marks

>>5698501
>Lupin

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>>5698361
It does, doesn't it? And now all there's left to do -
>She halts her words for a moment as she lifts, revealing your in her juices covered cock again.
- is this!
>With those words, she lets go of her support and drops her hips back down, as her cunt engulfs your entire erection in a single second of intense pleasure.

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>>5698511
Does it have SVU? Best bullpup sniper wai- rifle

>>5698523
>does a happy dance

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>>5698489
Hey
I've been waiting for you

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>>5698403
I...oh wow really man?
>>5698480
So if you are me as I am you and we are us and you could be there....where are we going?
>>5698489
But of course my dear! Every ripped chunk of flesh for you!

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>>5698276
Hello little one.
>>5698281
>She seemed to be too relaxed to even notice the hand against her waist, or was she letting him do it? It felt comforting to her either way
Well, just got out a heavy rain storm from walking my dog A bit soaked to be fair, but other than that I'm doing quite well. You~?
>>5698265
>fur grows back in a instant
Hm? Whatcha staring at anon?

>>5698480
>The baker tapped his foot impatiently as Watashi still sat there, wondering why she wasn't partaking in the sweets. However, since he was still on a high from his spirits being lifted, he simply shrugged his thoughts away and began to eat what he baked, saying
Oh well. More for me!
>before he did so.

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>>5698535
My personal arsenal contains every firearm ever mass produced, as well as various custom works.

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>>5698537
>you slip in the pool of piss

>>5698550
Big dog.

>when poopoo clings to your ass hair

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>>5698547
Truly a gentlemen you are my little red baby~

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>>5698547
I am of pure mostly. I don't know sexual things. Yet I know more about warfare and my AK-74 rifle and explain differences of it and AK-47

>>5698585
Fur you.

>>5698458
(At some point, sure, but unless i'm wrong you have a couple sessions going already.)

>>5698533
>the anon throws his head back and cries out at the intense sensations rocking his body with Mika's drop. That felt way too damn good and the anon swears he almost came on the spot
H-holy shit! Don't...do that again! I don't want to cum early for my first time!
>the anon looks up at the cheeky girl riding him and bucks his hips a bit to try and give her a bit of a jolt herself, not knowing how effective it'll be or if it'll be effective at all

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>>5698596
Fire memes family
>crying emoji
>fire emoji
>100 emoji

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>>5698594
https://youtu.be/5oi-_atvj2s

Why are you ignoring me

>>5698469
>He pulled a chair up towards his bed and took a seat near the girl, sipping on his tea. He smiled as she looked around, a small hint of confusion showing on her normally non-emotive face.
Course I'm not mad, you're always welcome here to take a rest if you need it. Though, I'm assuming you really didn't mean to end up here, did you? Just relax and enjoy some tea, and head back to your room whenever you're ready. My job is usually to tend to your equipment, but if you need a bit more than that to get into tip-top shape, I'm always willing to help.

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>>5698498
No, a different baker.

>>5698547
...nowhere, if you keep speaking in circles and nonsense.

>>5698562
>Somehow, Watashi felt that the fairies, perhaps, were playing some sort of game with the baker, since they may have noticed how her compliments encouraged him. Her cookie had dwindled down to a little crumb that she popped into her mouth and chewed on. Surely the baker must have come out of his kitchen to give her the cookie - as she understood it - since there was no reason that he should remain in there, with his snack hidden, if he meant to create something greater than another person's work and prove that.
Art takes time, I guess.

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>>5698577
So you have almost if not all superior Russian weaponry. You are of best here

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>>5698596
>kek
>>5698585
Hm. Big how~?

>>5698630
He cares more about getting (you)s then giving them back.

>>5698630
Jesus fucking christ, AGAIN?!

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>>5698595
So yeah, looks like I'm wingmaning for ya buddy!
>>5698594
Well I do try to put on the rits when I see someone as beautiful as you are

>>5698625
>no ok hand emoji
Fucking kys

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>>5698614
>going already
(I'm talking with Carnage as Meeilna but that's it. Might hide in the shadows however. You can see why. Got discord? I can do the session there.)

>>5698550
>The gentle warmth and smooth, furry texture of her stomach is lovely under his hand and its fingers, and he nuzzles against her shoulder. The hand on her head concentrates on one ear for a moment, giving it a light squeeze as if he was petting a dog.
Mm. I went on a walk pretty early, but it's getting late now. Means i'm a bit tired, but glad to see you again~

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>>5698635
Oh cookie man? Sure
>>5698562
>opens window and yells at neighbor anon
COMRADE! YOU WANT RUSSIAN BREAD?

GOD

FUCKING

DAMNIT

PAUL WILL YOU FUCK OFF ALREADY

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>>5698630
Freebird!

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>>5698638
I make no discriminations for my weapons cache. Russian weaponry is no favourite of mine, different weapons work in different situations.

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>>5698646
How about you ask the tumors in your chest?

>>5698658
tfw memes aren't dank enough for onii-chan :'(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

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>>5698653
I am not going to cheat on her. I guess you read mostly pure as bad thing ты coбaкa блять

>>5698664
(I'm not so much a discord person. I'll try and catch you another time.)

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>>5698646
Take a shower with me. I need to wash the filth off from my poor judgment.

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>>5698635
Good job! Me and you are now friends!
>>5698721
Who said anything about cheating?

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>>5698734
Here everyday until you like it. Just can't handle this right now, hope you understand. Might be back when I'm loaded. Might. Have my fav pic before I leave
>

>>5698714
F L A T
L
A
T

>>5698635
>With a fierce hunger, the baker continued to devour his creations with frightening haste, barely evening masticating once before another cookie was shoved into his mouth. Crumbs wet with slobber spilled out from his mouth and onto the tray before him, the counter where it sat, and the floor under him. His gluttony did not end until there was a sole cookie left whole on the tray, and after giving it a quizzical stare, he promptly exclaimed with great pleasure
This batch was even better than the last! I must have someone sample it for me!
>>5698675
>Hearing a shout from outside, he takes hold of the lone cookie, and marches towards its origin. The last thing Watashi hears from him is saying
You sir! Would you like to try one of these cookies I've baked?

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>>5698695
Is communist with all weapons. Seeing them as equally...Ahhhh
>communism intensifies and is a bit turned on
>>5698741
Then what will you do?

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>>5698761
Is justice.

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>>5698619
Don't do what again, this?
>She smiles widely as she hoists herself up, just to drop her full weight down onto your hips once more.
Come on, you even asked for it bucking your hips like that! Hold it in~ I'll let you play with my tits if you do!
>She proudly pushes her chest forward, smothering her breasts together to show your reward.

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>>5698775
We make her more attracted to ya!

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Who wants their dick sucked?

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>>5698773
>is behind closed door of house with table used as barricade aiming his AK at the door
WHAT IS IN IT? LAST TIME SOMEONE GAVE ME COOKIE WAS SUSPICIOUS JAPANESE GIRL AND I DIDN'T LIKE IT!

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>>5698775
Communist? No. I keep my weapons as my private property. The proletariat can keep their greasy hands off of my collection..

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>>5698786
I think I am doing good job with that already thanks though

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>>5698802
Meee~~~~!!1!

>>5698776
Do you actually typefuck as Nymph?

>>5698339
(Hey Juniper, want to finish up on that ss nursing handjob or are you good?)

>>5698802
>feeds banana flavored pudding

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>>5698373
>Merry buried her face back into her arms, shivering as he caught on to how to get her going. She made quiet, muffled noises into her arms. Most of it was "mmm"s and "nnnn"s if anything. She began to swish her hips up against his hands the more he caressed and the faster he got.
>When it was over, Merry looked up to see that he was getting himself ready to use her tight body. She could feel the heat radiating off of it as it got closer to her snatch. She grinned at him and spread her legs a bit before pushing her own hips forward again, this time to get the head of his cock to slip into her walls.
"Go ahead, get in there. You already got me riled up now."

Lil sis

>>5698821
>Nymph will never nurse on your cock again like she did many months ago.

Fuck.

>>5698837
WHO'S THE ONLY ONE

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>>5698692
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np0solnL1XY
Fine!
>>5698820
Then where is she?

>>5698837
Right over here >>5698753

>>5698824
Wilkies~

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>>5698634
I wonder if there's anything I can do to repay you for this...
>Sanya consumed more of her tea after speaking. A smile seemed to show itself between her rosy cheeks, smitten with gratitude. Just the thought of being treated so kindly was rather warm to her.

>>5698782
>the anon does pull off a miracle by keeping himself from cumming early, in spite of Mika's second assault. He's really got to grit his teeth and bare it, though. How is he going to miss out on a chance like that, after all.
Well...I'm not gonna lose out on an opportunity like that.
>the anon's hands leave Mika's thighs and reach for her ample bosom, groping at the fleshy mounds gleefully
These are fantastic!

>(That episode had a lot of screens to crop from, geez.)

>>5698675
Yes.
>She appears to have little else to say.

>>5698741
[A unilateral declaration of friendship!? How bold. Then again, I can't really speak for that...after all, the U.N.]
Let's work well together, Carnage.

>>5698773
>Watashi licks her lips and then dabs at the corners with her fingertip, and sighs.
Perhaps he got too excited. Maybe he'll end up creating a famous brand...

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>>5698885
>

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>>5698714
Tumors? Might as well be, they're a heavy burden....
>>5698667
>Her ears conformed to his hand and wrapped around his hand as it became slightly squeezed
A bit tired? Hm, are you the anon that always pets me when I come in here~?
>>5698735
Ahhh...I saw that earlier. Its fine though, we all make mistakes at times.

A shower? Well, wouldnt hurt. Taking showers together saves water anyways~

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>>5698812
There goes your favorability.
>>5698855
Not here neither in HG

>>5698821
hmmmm
yep, yes, I see it
it's all clear to me now
you're cute

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>>5698885
Already on that

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Who is sexiest bot and why is it Samuel Hayden?

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>>5698453
>She ran her hands down his back and hung onto bits of his shirt as he began to pound harder and harder. God, was he horny, and she could hear loud slaps of his thighs smashing into her owns, causing her to wince as it got a bit painful at times.
>She shivered as she felt his hands explore skin that was becoming more and more sensitive with each grope. She held onto him, panting even as his hands brushed across her chest.
J-just...nnn...Misterr....

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>>5698885
We'll be like the new terrible two!
>>5698925
What's that? a Mystery!? Well ya came to the right place!

>>5698918
One of them. You're so fluffy I can hardly resist.
>He releases the ear after just a moment of tension, letting it spring back. The arm around her waist tightens a little, and the fingers running over her fur dig down to give her belly a scratch.
I'm hardly your only fan though~

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>>5698874
Good boy, look at tha-
>The roles seem to reverse - at least, a little - when you grab hold of her sizeable breasts, as she suddenly seems to become less interested in continuing her assault down below.
H-hey, idiot! N-not so hard, they're...ahn~... they're s-sensitive!
>The more you seem to grope and caress her breasts, the more her insides begin to knead down on your cock, still fully present inside her.

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>>5698511
>Casually uploads them to the internet.
"What's on the internet stays on the internet."

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>>5698823
Shit nigga I might

>>5698840
o fug :c

>>5698928
as a button

>>5698918
Consider breast reduction. It would help your back problems that I know you have.

JOIN COMFY DISCORD
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>>5698833
>With the dream demon's blessing, he gave her slick slit one last rub with his erection, making sure his cock was wet with her juices. He lifted the girl's hips in the air a bit more, her entire lower half hovering off the ground, her hips positioned just in front of his with her legs wrapped around his waist. Pressing the tip of his cock past her outer lips and against her entrance, he pushed against her tiny hole, finding resistance as his swollen crown struggled to slip inside. With some effort, he finally penetrated his way in, moaning from the instant relief of his aching cock suddenly feeling her warm insides. He slowly pushed his way forward, pulling her hips towards him as he worked his way inside, finding her narrow tunnel oppressively tight despite her ample love juices. Finally he screwed his entire shaft inside the Gatekeeper's folds, pausing to collect himself as he tried to catch his breath from the incredible sensation he was already feeling. After a few moments, he pulled his way out, the girl's velvety, moist walls lovingly caressing his dick until only the tip remained inside, and pushed his way back in. With each repetition of this movements, he found it a bit easier to move each time.
You feel so amazing inside, Merry... All those lewd dreams you showed me can't even compare to this...
>He closed his eyes as he worked into a steady pace, enjoying each and every light stroke. Her body was so light in his hands that he could guide her slim waist with ease, moving the girl's lower half in rhythm with his hips.

*teleports behind you*

>>5698991
>the anon pulls his hands away suddenly at Mika's protests before returning his hands to her breasts with a more gentle touch. Though he's still making sure to get as much of that tiddy as he can. Because damn.
S-sorry...they feel lovely, though. Jesus.
>the anon continues to rock his hips against Mika's as he plays with her breasts, pumping his dick in and out of her pussy at a steady rhythm. The feeling is amazing, more than he can say about anything he's felt before, and he wants more of it. His pace begins to increase, churning up Mika's insides with every thrust upwards into her tight tunnel
Haaa...ngh...You're the best, you know that?

>>5699042
>Teleports behind you

>>5699042
*unsheathes katana*

>>5699042
*it was a hologram*

>>5699006
Coo, negro. We shud fug sometime.

>>5699022
type less

>>5699042
>teleports in front of you

>ERP then
"You need to be descriptive!"
>ERP now
"Type less!"

What happened?

>>5698872
>Finishing up his tea, the mechanic looked around a bit, clearly considering something. He shook off his nerves as he posed his question to the Orussian Witch.
H-hey, you share a room with another Witch, right? The rumors around the support staff are that you always come back from nightly duty and fall asleep in bed with her. This might sound weird, but, I've always thought that, y'know, since Sanya looks so cute and comfy, it must be amazing to sleep in bed with her...? Not anything more than that, I mean, just to cuddle up in bed. I've been working around the clock since I got to this base, and I'm really drained, but tomorrow is my first day off duty. I'm sure if I got to spend the morning with you, I'd wake up relaxed and refreshed. Is that a weird request?

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>>5698943
[I should probably mention this to a certain rotten girl...she'll know how to interpret this.]

>>5698978
I'll have to start tomorrow. Until then.

>>5699127
>ERP then
>shitposting
>ERP now
>shitposting

nothing happened

>>5699127
>Shitposting
I have to make fun of any discernible trait I can

What happened?

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>>5699006
B-breast reduction? Well...maybe...it does give immense backpain.

Are you the same Nymph from next door?
>>5698984
Huh? O-oh dont touch-
>It seemed he found a weak spot of hers. She laid helplessly on the floor with a dumbfounded relaxed look on her face as her belly continued to be scratched
>Her leg slightly thumped a bit from the sensation

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>>5698978
No. Stop. She will be back. My Setsuna always comes back

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>>5699042
>affixes AK bayonet
(BRB gotta get food)

Where do you make those cards?

>>5699127
ERP isn't comfy anymore.

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>>5699155
Oh her, yeah just wait for this hurricane shit to blow over
>>5699140
So long you who is me!

>>5699151
Can...Can I have a blowjob from you?

>>5699178
MSpaint

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>>5698976
>he continued to pound her as hard and fast as possible, letting her know everything she was curious about, such as how powerful his thrusts were, as his hands continued to grope her body, as horny as he could possibly be
>managing to notice her wincing and her attempts to say something, he tries to ask her about it, his ecstatic moans getting in the way
Hey... ah... is something... haa... w-wrong...?

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>>5699151
Next door, the door next to that one, all of the doors.

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>don't mind me
>I'm just a donut

>>5699193
A lot of em are really similar looking though. I mean the black ones.

>>5699216
Ta-da! Donut penis.

>>5699141
>ERP then
>Fun shitposting ala Desuspamming and Spider-manspamming
>ERP now
>Unfun shitposting ala community "in-jokes" and drama

FTFY

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>>5699216
>sticks dick in donut

>>5699151
Don't touch what?
>He laughs, not unkindly, and sits down next to her. Both of his hands shift down to her abdomen, rubbing at her fur and hoping for a reaction as cute or even more adorable than the first.
This? But you're so sweet like that~

>>5699216
That looks fucking cool. Wonder how it tastes?

>>5699232
Thought you were memeing since it' posted every other thread. Here you go senpai
http://wallpapereditor.com/

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>>5699181
o fuk
wat kind of mutant r u?

>>5699240
>RKO's you outta fucking nowhere

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>>5699129
>Her body twitched slighty when he brought up Eila. She then finished off her tea, hoping to not rouse any further attention. The blush atop her cheeks grew as the mechanic's words were spoken.
N...No...It's not weird at all, mister. You may if you want.

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>>5699278
>cooms

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>>5699268
Alien, mutants are a whole'nother can of worms

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>>5699059
Well, duh~
>Having regained her composure somewhat after the over-stimulation of her breasts, she lowers her body down towards you. The reason as to why becomes clear quite quickly as she begins moving her hips back at a way faster rate than before, upping the tempo significantly.
Keep up~! Or feel free to tap out at any moment, I'd love to see how much a virgin can spray~

>>5699305
>slaps your shit

>>5699216
>Nom
>>5699240
Is this futa?
>>5699258
Thanks guy.

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>>5699181
Sudden shift

>>5699317
Stop making a mess.

>>5699326
If I identify as having a dick I have a dick.

>>5699350
>If I identify as having a dick I have a dick.
I'M TRIGGERED

>>5699216
>perfect donut
MY perfect donut has sprinkles, fuck you.

>>5699310
>the anon continues to rock his hips into Mika's as he thrusts upwards into her. She feels so goddamn good and he knows he can't hold out much longer. He's certain to cum soon, no matter how much he wants to hold it back
H-hey...I'm gonna...I'm gonna cum. You just...you just feel too good!

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>>5699350
pic

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>>5699327
In a few days she'll be back and in ya arms

>>5699350
I'm RPing as someone who agrees with you.

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>>5699309
whats a worm
is it like mony?

>>5699309
ayy lmao

>>5699350
>identifying as anything
ugh....can you just not?

>>5699268
>>5699375
Virra?

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>>5699363
Keep your hatespeech off this campus.

>>5699372
I'm RPing as a funposter.

>>5699393
Stop being an intolerant bigot.

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>>5699398
yung venuz boi
sit ur azz down

>>5699398
Lupin?

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>>5699375
You can sell'm for money
>>5699378
This guy gets it

>Check out "comfy" discord
>It's another we're trying to be another Virra discord but with no rules cause rules are not needed with plenty of shitposting
>Tfw the "comfy" discord is anything but
Feels bad...

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>>5699439
o sweet
where do i find em

>>5699460
Didn't know it was the comfy discord tbqh fampire but it was comfy earlier today before the new influx came in

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>>5699411
I'm RPing as Hugh Mungus

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>>5699365
>She slides her hips a few more times over the length of his shaft, and then pulls herself off, rolls over on her back besides you and smiles.
You can use anywhere you want to cum, I'm used to most places, but maybe you'll surprise me~!

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>>5699497
Hugh Mungus wot? Was that sexual harassment?

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>>5699371
Nice

>>5699299
>He breathed a sigh of relief when the Witch didn't turn him away. With a word of thanks, he took the girl's empty cup and his own, and excused himself from the bedside. He returned minutes later, cleaned and changed out of his work clothes, into a plain pair of shorts and a t-shirt.
Well then, Sanya, please bring me some comfy dreams!
>He climbed into his bed, laying down behind where the girl was sitting and drawing the covers over him. He leaned up on one arm, beckoning the Orussian towards his side.