HG Thread.
245th Express Games!
Maria and Harusame
The Player
>>5690345
The Uber Gang
Totsuka Saika
>>5690345
Jack Marston
Duck Guy
Senshougahara
Russian students
Bigby Wolf
Major Something
Supergirl
>>5690345
Rika
Regulus Corneas
Misuzu Gundou
THE PIKMIN DEMON
>>5690285
Acknowledged, let this resolution be concrete and made official as of now.
>>5690302
>I would, however I really have something significant I need to be working on but I didn't want you all to go too long without a game, so if I can help not going first, I will take that opportunity.
>>5690292
Maybe so, but my time is too valuable to be equated to a "tenth of a crap".
You will need a better reason for me to humor you.
Koyomi Araragi
Craftsman
Vic Viper
John Donovan
>>5690345
Kaito
Hakuno Kishinami
>>5690346
And you spend most of your time being a brat. What's the difference there genius. At least I ain't being a bother to no one.
Russian-Speaking ISIS Fighter with strong iman
Beatrice
Excited Colonel Sanders
Lord Beerus
Supreme Commander Suzumiya Haruhi
Maki Nishikino
Iggy
Hajime Hinata
Emiya Kiritsugu
Jihadi Pepe
Eggman-kun
Pepeleon Kindpart
Captain Luna
Will roll games ever come back?
Mike Cutter
>>5690384
You're here anyways, so you've probably not got anything better to do?
>>5690397
But it's more fun being a bother. The difference is that I actually speak up, primarily.
1 more
Gishki Ariel
>>5690368
Why are you dressed like that?
>>5690443
This board is too slow for roll games, although it might be possible at the afternoon.
>>5690443
If only, my man, if only.
>>5690453
So? Would you be a bother in a school environment, or a workplace? Also, I can speak up for myself, but there's no need. It just be a cry for attention, like when someone says hello to nobody as they walk in here.
Do you accept this challenge?
>>5690517
Accepted
>>5690517
Ready.
>>5690517
Yada, yada, I accept.
>>5690513
Nothing's inherently wrong with wanting to converse, and nine-tenths of the time when you do pop up, it's whining about nobody liking or respecting or talking to you, isn't it? Sounds practically like a 'cry for attention' to me.
And personally, I'd be that person that's grades ahead of what they should be or just works by themselves.
>>5690517
Yeah, sure, let's go.
Good luck!
>>5690517
Looks correct to me.
>>5690546
... Ah, what a refreshing start to the day.
>>5690546
On my own then. We could've made a good team.
>>5690546
I need to go!
>>5690204 (Tank Tank)
Another far eastern? Well then, I'm Phillip, though if you hate me, you can call me Pip.
>>5690228 (Jap Jap)
Tally-ho, Sir.
>>5690546
I've no reason to entrust any of them with you. They stay with me until I've reason otherwise. Understood?
>>5690581
Stop skipping class!
>>5690581
Was that magic? You cant cheat like that! Stop it!
>>5690572
And from the 'eastern wonderland' itself, too.
Let me guess, literally nobody where you're from actually calls you by your actual name, huh?
>>5690581
This is just childish.
...Whatever!
>>5690542
You know, you ain't wrong... but you ain't right either. I never say anything about wanting someone to respect me... so, that's wrong.
And second, it ain't crying for attention if it's the truth. There's nothing wrong with talking out loud about your thoughts, just like how you'll never get this Marisa person back into your life.
Or the fact that you're really biased to some people... which make me sick.
>>5690581
AH!
>Grabs her hand, and dunks into some cold water.
Damn... that sting...
>>5690581
Hm. You seem less dangerous, anyways. Very well.
>>5690617
It's only a matter of time before I break free from here.
>>5690614
So you concede?
>>5690617
It's been 2 weeks...I should of paid extra for express shipping...
>>5690617
>>5690614
Righto.
>>5690581
>Kiritsugu discards the dart onto the ground, and steps on it.
You should have shot me with something I'm not able to catch, such as a bullet.
Go away before I can retaliate.
>>5690665
>kissu
>>5690628
>4chin I swear to fuck
>>5690670
I don't know who you are, but I wouldn't suggest doing that in the future.
Somebody would get the wrong idea if they saw you kissing an old man such as myself.
>>5690673
...Did I get him?
>>5690673
Think nothing of it. It was merely a dream.
>>5690628
You know, the weirdest thing about you is the fact that you say "aint" so much.
I'm not even sure what the hell you mean by "biased", but you're DEAD WRONG, YOU GOT THAT? I won't let ANYONE get in my way like that.
>>5690617
>She sets it on fire
>>5690664
...Let me guess. One-word responses are something you do a lot, too.
>>5690643
I didn't say that at all.
>>5690673
Guh...better than actually shooting them.
>>5690690
Then draw your sword and face me!
>>5690665
It was the best thing I could find...
>>5690673
I-I don't want to know... Kepp it to yourself... Forever.
>>5690680
B-but. Senpai.
>>5690673
>She rubs her arms and back sorely afterwards.
If you want a good archer, start with their grandfather....
>>5690711
Don't ask me why I have so many extras.
>>5690711
Great...just great, pretty nice crossbow though.
>>5690697
Then next time you want to shoot your target from behind, so they won't be able to formulate a response to any capacity.
One of the virtues of killing is being able to eliminate or control of the variables that can shift your outcome.
>>5690698
Would you care to elaborate on who you are then if you're calling me "Senpai"?
Maiya?
>>5690711
W-What is he doing here? He should be dead!
>>5690695
It's already drawn, genius!
>>5690711
If this is from who I think it is.... She really needs a new hobby.
>>5690740
...Ugh. Yeah. That sorta makes trying to converse annoying.
>>5690746
...Yeah, sure, why not.
>>5690711
Ouch!
>>5690752
U-uh. Maybe later.
>>5690746
BEHOLD.
>>5690690
Suuuure... just keep my words in mind, or don't. I don't care what you do, but I am watching everyone, even I don't say anything.
>Turns around
Now if you excuse me, I need to get out of sight before the Sabers show up. If anyone needs me, just say my name... or my nickname.
>Runs away, and jumps in a ditch.
>>5690746
F
>>5690746
>
>>5690752
I-I don't need tips for murdering people... IT's not what I want to do...
>>5690746
No, no! Aim for the frog! Dog!
>>5690779
>>5690759
Oh it's jolly fun hearing what other things they found to call me by.
>>5690802
My apologies!
>>5690765
We all know later won't come.
I put my cigarette out just to talk to you, I would be appreciate it if you didn't let that go in vain. All I'm asking is who you are so I can remember this and take it into account when I-should I see you later.
>>5690787
Sorry. I don't murder people, not of my own volition anyways, I just happen to be a fan of game hunting, and I've learned that those tips can be applied to hunting people as well.
>>5690776
>She scoffs
...At least you grew a backbone like I said you should. Good on you.
>>5690804
Like, nicknames...? Seriously, you need to move or something, if this is your life.
>>5690802
>For once, the sheer lack of volume makes it not sound like crap, not that anyone else is listening.
>>5690802
Seriously!? ....pretty crafty.
>>5690752
Maiya is fucking dead.
>>5690802
Hi HG fags, aren't you gonna say hello?
>>5690854
D-D-D-D-D-D-DIGITAL STYLE!
>>5690857
Hello clown man!
>>5690854
Wouldn't be the first time...
>>5690854
F
>>5690854
Sit still, you foolish dog...!
>>5690857
Yes, yes, greetings.
>>5690857
Maybe if a better movie villain asks.
>>5690839
No, s-she's just taking leave after her latest mission.
She is fine, really...
>>5690867
>>5690876
>>5690877
Don't cha wanna game?
>>5690874
Who's hungry?
>>5690885
We're already playing a game!
>>5690885
I've not the faintest idea of what you're talking about.
>>5690887
...You clever dog.
>>5690894
Yes, yes you are, indeed. But this game is almost over.
>>5690901
I am Pennywise the Hosting Clown.
>>5690887
Really, huh, well thanks. You two should know I have no idea what I actually put in it.
>>5690885
Okay, I'll bite.
>>5690887
You didn't go to the feast, did you?
>>5690924
I'm not very hungry today.
>>5690903
And? Your point is?
>>5690924
Clever....
>>5690924
>
>>5690880
Was her last mission's location hell?
>>5690924
Sometimes when we're bored, we just decide to make random things more dangerous.
>>5690924
Heads up, teammate.
>Click.
>>5690944
Didn't blast you THAT far.
>>5690950
Just as planned....
>>5690909
>>5690940
I am here, because... don't cha want... this?
>>5690950
F
>>5690958
>>5690954
Sure okay. I love free stuff.
>>5690952
Where'd you even find C4!? Another win out of reach...
>>5690950
This wood and fruit will come in handy!
>>5690970
Rika does the exact same thing.
>>5690970
Oh, come on, Meira, goddammit.
>>5690980
Eh. It was actually a magical explosive I rigged up to look like it. I'm not going down that easy this game!
>>5690950
>>5690958
Craftsman NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>5690954
To my awareness, we've a host set up after this.
>>5690997
The peace continues
Some tributes need some more practice
>>5690972
You want it, don't you, Rinoa? Of course you do. And it's got new events and new tools and all sorts of surprises down here. And oldfags too.
>>5690997
THREE KATANAS. THREE??
>>5690945
Don't.
>>5690999
>>5691017
I'm actually a goose!
>>5691017
The peace extends further
>>5691027
What? I've spent the last several games getting stuck in the bottom half, I'm a bit pissed.
>>5691040
Nothing new there.
>>5691018
Can't we leave those guys out of it? All they do is shitpost and it hurts my feelings
>>5691040
If you guessed peace, then you're right
>>5691047
Not like I've been on a winning streak myself.
>>5691052
Oh yes, they shitpost, Rinoa. They all shitpost.
And when you're down here with me, you'll shitpost too.
>>5691064
This must be for that yellow person...or that fox person!
>>5691064
Thank god for Evil Oaks
>>5691080
I'd never do something like that. This is a safe space
>>5691083
F
>>5691083
Shut up!
>>5691078
Yeah, well...I'm childish and petty sometimes. Tough break.
>>5691101
No shit, Kuga. One of you is gonna win
Get out your money and place your bets.
>>5691122
Win this Rika... I hope it works.
>>5691122
It's another Aussa wins episode
That's why I'm betting on Pepe
>>5691122
No better way to end the game than with a sadistic murder.
oh shit
>>5691153
FUCK!
>>5691131
Is that who I think it was?
>>5691122
Thanks for telling me the obvious.
>>5691153
HAHAHAHAHA!
>>5691162
No... maybe.
>>5691153
Congratulations Rika, you are now a two-time winner of the Express Games!
>>5691181
And thanks for playing!
>>5691181
Congratulations Rika. Thank you for the match.
>>5691153
>>5691181
Congrats Rika
>>5691188
Thanks for hosting!
>>5691188
Eh. Thanks.
First 36
>>5691188
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>5691211
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>5691173
Well, thanks for the 'encouragement' anyways, whoever the hell you are.
>>5691181
Thanks for having us, Mokou.
>>5691197
Thanks, teammate.
>>5691195
>>5691153
Think I did her proud? Thanks.
>>5691211
Rika
>>5691211
Ramlethal Valentine
>>5691211
Supergirl
>>5691211
Maria and Harusame
>>5691211
Abu al Bashair
>>5691211
Sabine
>>5691211
Beatrice
>>5691211
Anti shitpost tits
>>5691211
Kind Pirate
>>5691211
Mysterious Heroine X
>>5691211
Eggman-kun
>>5691211
Commando Militaire
>>5691211
Rinoa and Angelo
>>5691211
Saber Lily
>>5691211
Lord Beerus
>>5691220
I am certain Urotsuk would have loved it. You may need to come on our walks together.
>>5691211
ISIS Pepe
>>5691211
Major Onizuka
>>5691211
Lycanroc
>>5691211
Russian Cat
>>5691211
American Patriot
>>5691211
Gaku Yashiro
>>5691211
Keyboard Barbarian
>>5691211
Salt
>>5691211
Sylphynford Tachibana
>>5691260
You guys go on walks?
...You missed her, a few hours ago, by the way.
>>5691304
Dammit, were you the one who tried to jinx me?
>>5691211
Koyomi Araragi
>>5691211
Jirno
>>5691211
VERY STRONG LIBERAL BOY
>>5691211
Jacket
>>5691211
Brynden Tully
>>5691317
Ugh. I had a feeling I did. We do that activity together when we can. It's very calming yet exciting.
>>5691211
Craftsman
2 more
>>5691211
Bajahiri Tawheedi
>>5691366
Mario
>>5691211
MIsuzu Gundou
>>5691366
Arvarys
>>5691211
Kana
>>5691366
Fujisaki Chihiro
I'l be leaving. So long (this isnt a shitpost)
>>5691392
How much for a night?
Check um
Swap um
etc um
>>5691410
kys Yosugay
>>5691348
I don't really follow. How the hell's it both?
>>5691411
...The other one just had to be the one I won, didn't it? Crap, crap, crap.... Mima, please help, I know you're out there somewhere.
>>5691410
Excuse me?
>>5691402
Farewell then.
>>5691411
I have no problems. Proceed.
>>5691427
We also engage in erasing some of the waste on those. I never realized how enjoyable it is killing with someone you are fond of.
>>5691433
How much money do you want for spending a night together doing nothing but having no homo sex.
No swaps apperently
Bloodbath
>>5691483
kys Yosugay
>>5691483
But that's wrong!
I'm saving myself for marriage!
>>5691462
Oh. Oooh. Around here or somewhere else?
...I'm not really one for casual violence. We tend to just relax and unwind. Or just...let me cry in to her shoulder a bit.
Uh, nice seeing you again, either way.
>>5691495
>She flies off at full speeds, looking extremely paranoid.
>>5691495
Bugger it all! Atleast I do not have to potentially suffer the presence of imbeciles for long.
>>5691495
I don't need anything
>>5691495
A terrible start to this day.
>>5691495
Day 1
>>5691511
Lame
>>5691556
I thought I got away from everyone, but now I think I'm being followed
>>5691556
That frog again...
>>5691556
Keep away from me, just...STAY BACK, DAMMIT!
>>5691563
kys Yosugay
>>5691563
kys Yosugay
Hello comrades
>>5691556
Night 1
>>5691513
The latter. Trying to do it here would be monotonous. Both everyone coming back and with it being the same people we kill everyday. If you say so. It has been some time since I last spoke with you.
>>5691584
Hello. Welcome. Greetings.
>>5691599
Let me know when it's my turn
>>5691599
I'll take first watch.
>>5691604
How is day comrade?
>>5691604
Yeah, that's...definitely not my thing.
And it's not like you've really been around lately, either.
>>5691599
>She runs away the instant she realizes what she's doing.
>>5691584
Пpивeт.
>>5691599
Day 2
>>5691643
Cat over there? I don't see...
>>5691612
I do not ever remember considering you a friend.
>>5691626
Suit yourself. I apologize for my lack of appearances. Dealing with Mother has taken most of my free time.
>>5691628
Пpивeт Чyвaк
>could you teach me some more basic Russian
>>5691666
Is just a common thing that Russian say to be friendly
>>5691643
GET AWAY! GET AWAY! GETAWAYGETAWAYGETAWAY!
>>5691666
Huh? Gone on the offensive or something, then?
>>5691643
Night 2
>>5691679
A кaк хopoшo ты знaeшь pyccкий язык? Зaчeм ты хoчeшь выyчить?
>>5691679
I fail to see the point. We do not have a positive connection. Nor one at all.
>>5691688
Negative but I feel that we may act sooner than I thought.
*she sighs*
I hope that it goes well. It may sound silly since you won but are you well?
>>5691711
>learned from Youtubers I said. Can't read what you are saying I feel like it is saying how can I write Russian I think
>>5691700
Day 3
>>5691700
>>5691725
>She starts sobbing on the spot.
>>5691733
Why you want learn russian language?
Пoчeмy ты хoчeшь yчить pyccкий язык?
>>5691745
I will take that as a no.
>>5691742
What the- Where'd she go?
>>5691742
Night 3
>>5691759
Every time! Every time I finally have another chance to get things done in those and see her again, I screw it up!
>>5691758
Because is fun and for my dumb RP reasons.
>>5691799
Am I supposed to know who this 'her' is in this case? What does this one specific game have to do with this woman?
>>5691780
Day 4
>>5691848
>20 games left edition
What?
>>>/b/707075439
need tributes plz
>sorry for the spam
>>5691848
Night 4
>>5691894
Well, this is the 80th Strongest Games
so only 20 left until the 100th
>tfw wanna talk hype about hosting with someone
>seth is away on steam
>>5691921
Phew, for a moment i thought you were about to pull off a Jesus
>>5691809
Я нe знaю, кaк тeбe пoмoчь. C бaзoвым pyccким тeбe пoмoжeт cлoвapь, a пpaвилa cлишкoм cлoжныe.
>>5691838
...My first, best friend. Those games take place back in our homeland. It's just my best bet to find her again, until she actually sets foot in here.
>She wipes her tears away and looks off to the side
Sorry. Just...being childish.
>>5691931
thanks for telling us about it
>>5691921
Day 5
>>5691934
the 100th game winner decides how I commit suicide :^)
>>5691963
>Gensokyo portal
>>5691941
>Don't understand but I guess its saying how hard it is or I have bad reason
>>5691963
Arena event!
Your opponent: Shinmyoumaru Sukuna the midget
>>5691983
I know 3 gensokyo portal methods
>>5691946
I understand. I don't really have one to act that way though at the moment. With how violent that was, I assume this close encounter has been happening often.
>>5691988
The reason is normal, but the Russian language is difficult language with a lot of rules.
>>5692019
Pffff rigged
>>5692024
This is like...the fourth time. The first time, I...I was nearly there. And then Alfred stabbed me in the back. Literally. And rubbed it in.
>>5692019
Night 5
>>5692050
You mean America? Hmph. As foolish as he can be, I doubt he would be mocking of others. After what I have told him.
>>5692041
>Yes. Going be difficult because of that and might get discouraged
>>5692085
This isn't something I'd lie about, dammit! then he brushed it up like it was nothing, and he won't even show his face so I can get my payback, now.
>>5692066
The Feast
>>5692108
Excuse me if I find that hard to believe. I was under the assumption that America, under his delusional mind, is the hero.
>>5690834
Oh I am sorta...well unable to go there anymore, I seem to be stuck here.
>Late replies, woo woo
>>5692106
Tы cмoжeшь пoнимaть мeня c google translate, ecли я бyдy иcпoльзoвaть пpocтыe фpaзы?
>>5692156
Lemme guess. Just stumbled in blindly?
>>5692146
Supposedly he was tired and feeling grouchy. Not that that's any excuse.