One more for the road. Paula will need 24 of you guys!
There's still no duplicates allowed!
>>5687278
Cayde-6
>>5687278
Rika
Maria and Harusame
Eggman-kun
The Star-Spangled Heroine
Drunk Artoria
Boobs
>>5687278
Choco Elf
>>5687278
Suika!
>>5687278
Fox McCloud
Aksis Prime
Sakuya Izayoi.
>>5687278
Cinnamon Roll
>>5687255
Later.
>>5687257
>>5687293
Yeah, yeah, whatever. I make for a terrible drunk anyways. I just cry and mope. Have fun, I guess.
>>5687275
>>5687299
But this...I...I've been thinking that everyone was either just...remade, or had their memories wiped or something, I only ever found ONE written recording of any of our existences....
I can't calm down now, this is way too huge!
I don't...is there anything else you remember?
>>5687278
Togami Byakuya
The Ten Foot Fold
Panties
Aussa Aussa!!!!
Ririchiyo
>>5687278
Donald J. Trump
Terra
Frederica Miyamoto
>>5687317
BEST GIRL
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T
G
I
R
L
>>5687244 (Paula)
...When Rika's calmed down enough to not kill him on sight, yes, he'll returned. An Anon told me, and I quote, "Fuck you Amelia! I want Alfred", so until this mess blows over, me and Ivan are staying here.
>>5687248 (FP)
I've been here since yesterday, dude. Haven't you seen me around here - Oh, who am I kidding? If you did, you wouldn't have mentioned it!
...Wow. It really is easy to sinned so much if you've done it that much, but I guess that everyone's definition of a sin varies.
And we're not stuck in here forever; I was... Nah, nah, I'll keep this going for just that little but longer. I'll watch over you, don't worry; the heroine ain't dumb! Have a good rest, FP!
>>5687252 (Rika)
Obviously, but the main food (apart from sweets and anything else you can imagine) is hotdogs in burgers. God, I love being American at times...
>Anelia slowly begins to look more and more distressed.
...We look like we're at a normal weight, but we still worry about it because everyone mentions it! England talks about it, Subaru said it to Alfred once, I hate it!
>>5687257 (Saber? Which is which, goddamnit)
Nuh-uh, I'm still alive and kicking, thank you very much! Do I look like I'm dead to you? I'm totally the heroine--
>The heroine suddenly looks offended, placing a hand on her chest.
"A simple human"? "A simple human"?! I may look human, but I'm sure as hell not human, thank you very much! I've fought in more wars than how many years you've lived!
>>5687268 (Sakuya)
Uh-huh, you're cute. See? You're getting all flustered over it as we speak, ufufu~! It's so cute! You really shouldn't be so defensive over it!
Muh boi
Lord Beerus
Late Go
>>5687325
He'll return.
Hotdogs 'n burgers.
Twelve minutes, and I've messed up twice. It's hard being the heroine.
Just a little more! One more will do!
>>5687305
What? What are you even talkin' about?
>takes another drink
Even if somethin' like that did happen anyway, no one would know. But obviously, the past happened!
Uh... let's see. WEll, there were a LOT more youkai in Old Hell. Oh, and there was a really great party we had one year.
...You probably mean about Gensokyo itself, huh?
>>5687311
Hm?
>>5687337
Daily dose
>>5687228
Who's that? Is she strong?
>>5687257
>>5687293
Maaaaybe just a bit. But that's not because the mirror thing.
>she gives you a pat on the back, taking care not to put too much force into it.
But it's not like I hate you! In fact you seem pretty fun!
>>5687268
Bit sensitive about that?
>she brushes Sakuya's hand off her head
Jeez, I get it, I get it~.
>>5687344
Do you love Sakuya?
Paula felt herself getting older waiting for that last person! Game will start soon!
>>5687325
....... Can we just change the topic to something else?
>>5687362
Good luck girls, guys and everything else! It's time for a showdown!
>>5687278
Beatrice
>>5687376
>yes pls
>>5687371
Everything would have worked out just fine if not for you two idiots.
>>5687352
>>5687275
Paula can?! Thank you so much, Suika!
>she reaches upward and slowly moves her hand up and down one of them
Wow...
Things like this make Paula wish her extra eyeballs were real.
>>5687325
America should face her like a man! Not a child in a man's body!
>>5687367
Oh, so when you tease me about Alfred's ahoge, that's fine, but when I tease you about being adorable, you get the last word? Mmph, fine. Whaddya wanna talk about?
>>5687325
I beat fries get eaten more often. Or chicken.
Pfft. It's not like it's that big of a deal. Who cares, long as you're content, I guess.
>>5687338
I'm serious, here! A few of us from those incidents have just...POPPED UP here. Yuuka didn't even remember her own damn servants at first, and there's TWO Reimus now, dammit, so there's pretty clearly something weird going on.
And...yeah. About Gensokyo, or even Hell or Makai.
>>5687371
Come and get me!
>>5687371
Can't handle the heat, stay out of the west!
>>5687361
If ya mean in the way I think ya do, no.
>>5687390
...... Y-you got me there. Fine then you can continue teasing me if it brings you joy.
>>5687275
>>5687352
>Drunk Artoria didn't move a single inch.
A king is no stranger towards a well deserved celebration and the common traditions that come with it. Speak your name, small one.
>>5687305
Do not be ashamed to express yourself when the time to release your feelings is adequate! I will allow your inner sorrow to come out.
>>5687325
Then it should not be an issue to reveal your legend and the accomplishments you have achieved during your days, woman. Identify yourself to the King of Knights!
>>5687371
The cursed doll has been eliminated, glory to Britain!
>>5687371
>>5687382
Gah, that was a total bust!
It's that King guy's fault! Just look at all that stuff he was wearing, it slowed us down!
>>5687383
Eh, no problem. I poured a dish of sake for ya by the way.
>she leans back and closes her eyes
They... sorta do! It's uh... kind of hard to make happen though. Gotta be born with it, like the horns.
>>5687393
Gensokyo's just wierd like that I guess.
>she takes a drink
Huh... Yeah, let's see..
That was before spellcards were invented and all, right? Also seems like things were a lot more hectic then.
>>5687396
Then love me.
>>5687394
This game would prove to be quite boring if you were to die in such a pathetic way. Do not mistake this for some sort of pity.
>>5687394
You guys are so kind to me. This game will be over in a second if this keeps up!
>>5687401
Make as many excuses as you wish, it will not change my mind.
>>5687406
Do not even for a moment think that I required your help even in the slightest. If I wanted to, I could have just as easily defeated her by myself.
>>5687402
No.
>>5687400
A king, huh? Wouldn't you be a Queen? You are a girl after all~.
The name's Suika Ibuki, strongest oni alive, and most tolerant drinker you can find~!
>>5687394
It's over, tributes! I have the higher ground!
>>5687406
DON'T BELIEVE 'EM!
...Wha...
Oh... it was a dream.. Why that again...
>>5687394
A coward like you who turned this duel into a hunt has no chance of living!
>>5687383
But you know how Rika is, dude. She'd just keep disintegrating Alfred over and over again until either her or Alfred got tired of coming back. If anything, it's for the best if I intervene. For his safety, y'know.
>>5687393
I mean, both are good, but the main foods are burgers and all of that delicious crap.
I'm content, but apparently Alice/Arthur or whatever has to get all pissy about it because it's unhealthy! I can't even die, for God's sake, but they always mention it and make me feel so bad...
>>5687398
Nah, it doesn't bring me joy. It amuses me, like you said before~ Seeing you flustered like this is kinda cute and adorable, I'll be honest with ya! Aussa's lucky to have a gal like you!
>>5687400
Amelia Jones, the personification of America itself! Maybe you know me as "Alfred Jones" instead, but tomato, tomato. I've done heaps of heroic things, and I bet I could tell you all of the important ones as quickly as you can drink! I ain't simple; I'M THE HEROINE~!
>>5687413
Why?
>>5687406
Today is a reminder to not take your medicine.
>>5687381
Not now, for it appears I am late.
I will be taking my leave then, I suppose.
>>5687401
Paula meant that she wished they worked like actual ones. That would be so cool! Paula's never drunken out of a cup like this before. How will she do this?
>>5687420
Maybe he needs to die a few times to know just how badly he messed up. Plus Rika would be over it if she got to kill him that many times!
>>5687400
It doesn't even actually blow off steam, you know. It kinda just,,,stops hiding it.
>>5687401
I mean, like...uuuugh. So close to a breakthrough, I can practically taste it....
I mean, yeah, yeah they were. Invasions from Makai, angry angels of death and...oni or yaksha or whatever, that whole thing with the ruins...but-but what about, like, incidents or something?
>>5687420
I mean, like...in terms of what's consumed the most.
And there's no such thing as unhealthiness, anyways, clearly. Hell, I bet food does literally nothing for you.
>>5687406
Oh, come on! I was trying to be nice, dammit!
>>5687420
I'm just glad that she still talks to me despite me already making it clear how I feel towards them. even if they don't feel anything towards me.
>For a brief moment there was a hint of sadness in Sakuya's eyes.
But I am perfectly fine with that actually.
>>5687421
I aint the romance type. Also you're kinda lackin' a face.
>>5687422
Suika? Do you wish to tell Paula your dreams?
I want to ship with Kyoko Kirigiri and raise hopeful detective babies with her.
>>5687434
Now I got a face.
>>5687435
There are more holes than swiss cheese on this day.
>>5687422
But of course, you would think that someone as important as me would have a bounty that surpasses Jack the Ripper himself.
>>5687435
And in return you shall not attack me.
>>5687426
Please, the emotional trauma's killing him enough. Dying would just make him feel even worse, or maybe even make him depressed!
...No, she wouldn't get over it. Alfred can come back as many times as he wants, but Rika's REALLY upset at him. Almost to the point of it being chlidish.
>>5687431
Then... Fries and all of that is what we eat the most, yeah.
We still gain weight for some friggin' reason, and it's nerve-wracking as all hell! Alfred's so insecure about it that it isn't even funny, and one of his fears is a SCALE! Emotionally... It's a personal topic.
>>5687433
...Aw, crap, this wasn't supposed to happen. Dude, if it's any consolation, I'm sure that there'll be someone else that'll love you! See, see, I bet that Alfred never told you that he had a boyfriend. I bet he never told ANYONE he had a boyfriend, even if they broke up. If he can find love, then I've no doubts that you'll find another person! Ivan's single, after all~
>>5687446
...Still kinda lackin' all facial features. Don't change a thing, either way, though.
>>5687426
Aaaaahh..... I get'cha.
Well, it's easy! Hold it at the center, tip it back slowly and drink from it! Just gotta be careful.
>>5687435
>violently sits up again, screaming
UAAAH!
....DAmnit, damnit...! Why am I dreaming about this stuff again!?
>she chugs for a few seconds from her gourd
Geh..!
>>5687431
Incidents?
>It's clear she's having trouble with the specifics, as she starts scratching her head, her smile having turned into a contemplative, serious frown
Jeeez.... You're tapping back pretty far....
There was the one about the world between Gensokyo and Makai, that was Mima's.
The one about the ruins and some big battle... I guess?
Some invasion of Hakurei Shrine... And some involving Makai.
Guh.. Look, Rika. I wasn't actually above ground for those things, so... I didn't get to see those happen, y'know? That was all word of mouth.
>>5687450
It's a night of nothing! When do we get to the good part?
>>5687456
Now listen here you shit.
I want to be friends with Aussa and play Paintball with her.
>>5687465
Anon avafag when?
>>5687463
Hey, where'd their clothes go...? D'aaaaaah, who cares!? MORE DRINKS! Bahaaaahahahaha~!
>>5687450
This is becoming quite boring if I do say so myself. A challenge would be quite welcomed.
>>5687463
As if such a thing as ghosts exists, it is most likely just a mirage.
>>5687454
If I could have regained what I lost only to have someone taking it away from me and mocking me afterwards, I would act that way to.
>>5687460
Paula gets it! She'll be verrrrrryyyyyy careful...
>she grabs the the dish at both hands and slowly begins tilting it towards her face
>>5687415
My gender is of no importance upon resting my body on the throne.
>Heavenly light shines on her
My name is Artoria Pendragon, King of Kinghts and the strongest of the saber class!
>>5687406
>Artoria drinks more of her sake
A single modern weapon like that cannot possibly...strange, all of sudden my mouth tastes like blood...
>>5687420
The embodiment of a country has attaind consiousness and manifested as a human?...
>She looks at her bottle of Sake
...No, I should not blame my doubts into this beberage. If magus could create the grail then something like this should not be out of their reach.
>>5687431
I fail to see the problem.
>>5687470
We got like 15 anon avafags
Including me right now
>>5687470
We had one a long time ago. Hikki.
>>5687463
Final three!
I want to kiss Kyoko's fucked up hands.
>>5687489
That guy is a massive faggot tho
>>5687496
Her hands aren't fucked up. They are beautiful
>>5687454
Well, that is a given but until that happens my feelings won't change. Wait, he really have one. Him of all people? I thought he was suppose to be a copy of America.
>>5687454
>She rolls her eyes
You're making something out a nothing again, you know that?
>>5687460
No, no, this is still great! Even hearing about this kinda stuff is...HUGE.
...And her first incident took her to both Makai and Hell...or Jigoku, or whatever you wanna call it. Do the names, uh....
>She fiddles with her tablet again
Konngara or Kikuri sound familiar?
>>5687484
It wouldn't actually resolve anything, clearly.
>>5687490
It's just a stupid mul--
>>5687482
Eh? Er... Well, that's not quite right but okay. Be careful, but don't be afraid!
>>5687483
Bit of a weird way to put it~.
Artoria, huh? Nice to meet'cha! Never met a Saber before, but the clothes look pretty nifty I guess.
>takes another few gulps of sake
And pretty enthused about drinkin'! You're alright~.
I want to do Texas stuff with Aussa
>>5687507
>>5687483
Whoops.
I want to do detective work with Kyoko Kirigiri.
>>5687509
Hog tie her?
>>5687490
Still the final three!
>>5687509
So do I.
>>5687465
Sorry, guy, it just aint my thing.
>>5687468
...I repeat my prior statement.
>>5687509
I don't even know what a Texas is in th'first place.
I'm just gonna go back 'ta studying, alright?
>>5687519
Do lesbian stuff with Sakuya so I can watch.
>>5687508
Carefullllll....
>she suddenly tilts it too much, causing all the liquid to go down her throat very fast
Ack!
I want Aussa to not get harassed as much anymore
>>5687517
Does everything seem wavy?
>>5687525
>Uses my favorite picture.
I hate you so much.
I want to fuck Aussa in the ass while she screams Texas phrases.
>>5687528
Fucking Ririchiyo
>>5687528
That was weird. You did it, Lady America!
>>5687526
Oop!
Heh...Heheh~! Whoopsie! That was a bit too much, huh?
>another sip from her. Damn, it's almost like this thing is bottomless
Well, you'll be fine. Just gotta adjust that tilt.
>she pats your shoulder
>>5687597
Hey, congrats~! A drink to you!
>>5687597
This will be all for Paula.
>>5687592
AHHHH SQUARE DANCING FUCK THE GAYS
>>5687482
And I wouldn't blame you. It didn't help that Alfred wasn't exactly in the best of moods that night, so he practically messed everything up. Hell, the least I can do to save his ass is fix the mess he caused, but this all seems like something not even the heroine can fix...
...That doesn't mean I'll stop trying, however!
>>5687483
But of course, whoever you are! I'm the real deal, and I'm totally the heroine! You may have been drinking, but I'm totally a country's personification! I bet you totally didn't expect me to be that, right? Am I still a simple human to you, ma'am?
>>5687506
Regardless of the injury, the day it will heal will come. Don't forget that, alright?
...Yep, he had a boyfriend. Although we nations aren't supposed to be involved with humans like that, he still managed to find love here. Even if it ended, it's still proof that anyone can fall in love with you!
>>5687507
...
>Amelia genuinely looks upset at this point, looking at Rika with a sullen expression.
It's something that's really personal to us, alright? Being teased about something all the time isn't fun... S-Sniff...
>>5687597
I... I WON?! NAHAHAHAHAHAHA~! THANK YOU FOR HOSTING, PAULA! I DID IT~!
>>5687593
That's what I am doing right now
>>5687601
Thanks for hosting mate
>>5687507
Yeah, I remember hearing 'bout those.
...Konngara...Kikuri.....Konngara?
.. Nah, those don't ring a bell. Ahh, I think I'm just gonna get out of here, this place can kill my mood sometimes.
Well, I'm off to somewhere else! See you all later~! Bwahahahahaha!
>>5687609
Overdoing it? Yeah, right. It's just an issue that is really personal for me, that's all. I may seem like a child for saying that, but it's not fun when people say I should stop eating because I'm already the third largest country in the world...
...It'll pass eventually, I hope.
>>5687613
See ya later, dude!
>>5687598
>coughing loudly, Paula looks at Suika with a tearful smile
Paula forgot how much that burns her throat, haha!
>>5687603
That's good because I want to see Rika happy. I didn't even get to see her at all yet. And good job!
>>5687608
>>5687609
Paula thanks you for thanking her. You guys rock!
>>5687609
Just a little wrapping up and I will be ready for bed.
>>5687603
Pfffttt ha ha ha. Thank you America-chan.
>>5687609
You'll be saying something like that when I'm fucking you in the ass.
>>5687605
ANON
DON'T
>>5687613
So much for that, I thought Konngara was actually some big important oni, too....
...Right. Thanks for the help. I owe you one...whoever the hell you were.
>>5687616
Or you could just stop caring. I don't get all uppity about my height problem.
>>5687619
No need to go all first-person on me.
Corrin x Kirigir when?
>>5687629
No, it's me x Kirigiri.
Not that cuck.
>>5687609
I love you too Aussa
We'll do Texas stuff, okay?
>>5687619
As does everyone else. Alfred really regrets it and already feels bad enough, so I'll take a chance and turn the tables; I'll do something! That's the heroine's promise!
>>5687620
E-Eh? America-chan? Just Amelia will be fine, dude, but whatever you want to call me is good! I dunno what's funny, though...
>>5687627
...Rika, you know it's not as simple as ignoring them. Obviously, I'll try, but it ain't an easy obstacle to overcome. I have a better chance convincing Elly and Kurumi to be friends with Ivan.
>>5687508
I do enjoy partaking into festivities involving the consumption of alcohol when an adequate time arrives, but my passion lies into enjoying the products of this world's culinary arts!
>She takes out a burger
Behold their ultimate creation, hamburger!
>She immediatly bites on it.
>>5687511
>>5687507
Of course, screaming your own inner thoughts helps only yourself, but that is the purpose of such acts, woman.
>>5687603
>>5687597
Perhaps I subestimated you, America! Rejoice in your temporal glory while I acknwoledge you as a true Heroic figure that has yet to trascend this mortal world.
>>5687601
You have my gratitude.
>>5687629
Adachi x Kyoko Kirigiri
>>5687627
So you noticed. Rika's such a smart girl! I feel you would take me more serious if I stopped doing that with you.
>>5687637
Paula doesn't know what you can do. Here's your prize winner!
>>5687639
Paula thanks you as well!
>>5687613
Bye bye, friend! We should do that another time!
oops
im sorry
i forgot i was here
You are now breathing manually
>>5687636
>S-sure.
>>5687625
>Let's not and say we didn't.
>>5687639
NO, no, I mean it doesn't even help me.
>>5687637
Eh. At least with the vampire that's not completely out of the question. She's so damn erratic that you can't even tell if she's serious about ANYTHING.
>>5687645
I'm an engineer, of course I am. And where the hell's this coming from?
>>5687648
>implying I'm still alive
Breathing is so last year.
>>5687637
Nothing that you should know. Still, thank you for trying to cheer me up.
>>5687636
>We'll do Texas stuff, okay?
Anon I love you. That gave me a great chuckle.)
>>5687648
>gasps
you've sabotaged my auto pilot!
>>5687649
>>5687656
>>5687640
Yes, I totally want to see Adachi x Dangan again.
The last one worked out sooooo well, didn't it?
>>5687649
I heard what happened and it was tearing me apart that Pau- I couldn't help you. Need a hug?
>>5687639
R-Really? I'm actually a heroine? Like, for real? Offically? HOLY CRAP, THIS IS SO COOL~! Alfred's gonna be so ecstatic when he hears this, just you wait! I really am the heroine! I'm... I'm just so happy, dude! Words can't express my gratitude, dude!
>>5687645
Thaw the ice and make them not hate each other as much, of course! The hero's totally smart like that!
It looks beautiful, man! I'm just so grateful! Thank you so much, Paula! DURUFU~!
>>5687649
...Then again, I DID managed to ruffle her feathers for a little bit, so I'm already making progress on that. Maybe, just maybe, if I can convince them to not be so cold to them, I'll have a chance to ignore them!
>>5687656
Aw... Either way, you're welcome! The heroine's been too busy nowadays being a downer that I simply HAD to do what he did and be inspirational! It's a hobby 'o mine, obviously~!
>>5687662
Adachi and King Knight saw the future and knew Bolin would ERP as Touko, so they abandoned that ship
Chihiro x Kirigiri when
Post that one image Alice
People who never leave:
Garnet
Hetaliafag
Rika
Kamina
>>5687649
Then seek for other means to voice your grief, woman! I am the King of Britain, not your personal counselor!
>>5687659
>Not entirely inaccurate
>>5687666
Don't force yourself.
...What stuff? And, uh. Not from you. Sorry.
>>5687675
Eh. They're weird. I still don't think they're worth the effort.
>>5687681
The Hetalia ava leaves, he just have a different timezone so he's here "all night"
Do you guys think Adachi is happy not having the ship he tried to hard to get?
>>5687681
Never leave or never sleep?
>>5687681
That's not entirely true.
>>5687675
Is that why the hero doesn't really have a plan to do that?
>>5687681
>It sems that way, doesn't it? There have been times where I couldn't get back home until late at night more recently.
>>5687683
Harsh! Paula's heart is in shambles! What I am talking is what America did to you! It was totally uncalled for!
People who should be here more :
___________
___________
___________
___________
>>5687682
Hey, you're the person trying to get me to drink in the first place.
>>5687695
>>5687681
I'm just erratic as all hell.
>>5687701
I just panic when most people touch me.
.... Oh. That. Yeah. I'm still gonna get that bastard eventually.
>>5687693
What?
>>5687705
Aussa as Aussa.
>>5687705
Yuno
Bolin
Dmitri
Okabe
After thinking about all the shit Adachi has done here, I would ship with him if I had female avas.
>>5687705
Dean
Shadow
>>5687683
I think they are, however! Anyone's wortj time and effirt if they're interesting, and I think they did a fine job of doing that! Then again, the only reason I'm concerned is because Alfred did what he naturally does and upset Kurumi... I'm seeing a pattern, here.
>>5687681
I wish I could leave, Anon. The ride never ends...
>>5687701
...Hm? To thaw the ice? It's not that he doesn't want to; it's that he can't, because he'd be killed on sight if he did so much as say "Howdy". He and I are smart like that.
>>5687722
Worth time and effort.
Crap.
>>5687705
Kids from Hope's Peak, so we could bond over our school stories about Hope's Peak.
Someone fucking cuck me
>>5687675
Still thank you. Though.... I may fall a sleep right here. Sorry.
>>5687675
Why are you overjoyed like this? I am indeed a king, but my authority to nominate a title upon my knights died a long time ago.
>>5687707
It was merely a sugestion I made, I do not particualy seek for your company.
>>5687737
no deal
>>5687722
Yeah. He does that to like half the people he meets, didn't you notice?
>>5687739
Yeah, yeah, you made that obvious earlier. I'll stop bugging you, I guess.
>>5687707
I hope it gets resolved. And I hope I get to talk to you next time I come here!
>>5687722
Sounds like a bunch of quitter talk to Paula! But for now, Paula has to quit trying to wake herself up.
It's been fun guys. Have a good morning! I should have good dreams involving all of you!
>>5687707
It gives the illusion of always being around. But from what these people are saying, they don't hate you.
>>5687737
Just bone your spider.
>>5687681
Fuck you I'm not here right now you asshole
On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being the highest, how much do you like Adachi?
>>5687750
5, neutral
>>5687750
8
>>5687750
5.
>>5687738
Nah, nah, don't worry. It's getting rather late here myself, so I don't blame you for needing to sleep. Good night, Sakuya! Have a good rest!
>>5687739
Because it's a one-in-a-million chance that anyone acknowledges that I'm the hero, and knowing that I'm officially declared one by the king...! DURUFU~!
>>5687741
No, he annoys them. With you, Kurumi, and Elly, he pissed all of you off and now I'm here to pick up the pieces, because God knows what Ivan would do in this situation.
>>5687742
Nah, nah, he's got a good reason for being like this. All I can say is that... I hope that this blows over quickly. Somewhat. See ya later, Paula! Have a good rest!
>>5687750
11!
>>5687742
Feel free to just say hi. Later.
>>5687743
Not to mention just not sleeping much. Sure beats only showing up during the dead of night or the earliest parts of the day, huh?
...'Morning', sis.
>>5687755
All that is is a tiny bit more than "annoy", really.
And I really doubt he cares at all.
>>5687750
>5. Utterly indifferent.
Also, hello to everyone. Halloween is close, as the stores around me seem to want to constantly remind me.
>>5687756
I've... shown up at other times before.
Good morning to you!
>>5687756
No, it isn't a tiny bit more than annoy... Bah, whatever. All in all, he's a clumsy ditz. End of story.
Probably not since he's got nothing to do with this, but he'd take advantage of it or something. Probably.
>>5687757
Oh, boy, here we go...
On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being the highest, how much do you like Sunset?
>>5687769
10
>>5687764
Hmph. And what does that mean? Choose your next words carefully.
>>5687757
>>5687763
We don't even have that holiday back home...shame, I love the candy.
But not that often, huh?
...And there's kinda two things I wanna ask you right now. One of which is practically becoming habit by now.
>>5687764
It's just hard to get a read on him, even for me. He'd probably encourage it though, I'd guess.
>>5687769
>I dunno, like 7 or 8, I never really talked with her but they seem nice.
>>5687772
Let's just say there's a good reason I said that. As an icebreaker and a way to introduce myself, do the words "I'm the hero" mean anything to you?
>>5687769
6.5
On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being the highest, how much do you like Sakuya?
>>5687740
Yes deal
>>5687746
No, spipe.
I want someone else to fuck the spider.
>>5687789
-10
On a scale from 0 to F (yeah I count in Hexadecimals) how much do you like me
>>5687789
cancer/10
>>5687778
Mhm. He's Russia, after all; he'd use it as a way to prove that he's better than Alfred and get more people to like him instead of Alfred. I'd be surprised if he just let this be, but he is "human" in the end.
>>5687771
Too obvious*
>>5687778
It still counts. For sure.
Ask me whatever. I don't mind answering them.
>>5687781
...
...My chainsaw may decide that soon.
The words of a man who comes here often. Alfred. Obnoxious, but optimistic and caring to a fault. Why?
On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being the highest, how much do you like America?
>>5687798
-10, die.
>>5687808
Death to america
t.Iran
Anybody here want Adachi to join Okabe and go die?
>>5687798
Considering that was a shitty joke a solid - 22
>>5687792
Depends....Can I stab her in the heart and leave her to die afterwards?
>>5687789
4, right now, after that stunt she pulled.
>>5687802
Ugh...whatever. We're just gonna talk in circles again like this.
>>5687807
For one...next time you see Alfred, introduce him to the fun end of your chainsaw, would you? For the other, related to that....
>She grins weakly, holding her arms out.
>>5687789
I just fapped to a dank H Doujin of Sakuya, 7/10.
https://youtu.be/n5Ssz32lvOA
On a scale of 1-Vino with Vino being the highest, how much do you feel like killing yourself?
>>5687807
Yeah. For Alfred, that's for sure.
Anyway, the reason I asked is because... Well, all I've got to say is that I'm the heroine. I'm Amelia Jones, Alfred's genderbent version, and yes, I know how silly that sounds.
Let's cut the formalities and get straight to the chase; Alfred pissed off Rika, and here I am picking up the pieces.
>>5687817
It's fun like that, in a way. But we've already talked about so many things in the span of...
...What time is it?
On a scale from 00110000 to 0011000100110000 with 0011000100110000 being the highest, how much do you like Izaya
>>5687822
Okabe
>>5687822
I am actually content with how my life is going...so a small 2
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>>5687817
So you do hate Sakuya trying to ship with you.
>>5687824
Then Alfred is a coward and a craven for not facing his responsibilities like a man.
>>5687825
I don't like Izaya
>>5687817
...Gladly. I'll be sure to give him a good, long time with the chainsaw.
>before she can ask for it, urotsuki approaches and wraps her arms around rika snugly
Don't worry... I expected that.
>>5687824
>her head tilts
...Hmh? Genderbent version...
I see. I can do that... sort of... as well.
...And what else is new Care to tell me more? I'd rather not have to raise this chainsaw at you, because I believe you could be better than him.
>>5687831
I know. He knows it. Rika knows it. Everyone here knows it.
Your point being?
>>5687834
So much for being the ''hero'' eh? Pathetic.
Adachi betrayed my trust and now i hate him.
>>5687832
O-Oh...
>>5687840
adachi betray
>cody
>>5687829
What? No, I showed her mercy in one of the games and the bitch stabbed me in return.
>>5687824
It just hit six in the morning for me.
>>5687828
>Still nips.
>>5687831
I'd just kill him if he showed up...if he actually stays down.
>>5687833
Good.... Bastard...I was so goddamn close to seeing her again, and then...!
>She clings to Urotsuki tightly, beginning to cry loudly.
Morning everyone
>>5687842
I don't like you because I love you
>>5687846
It's ok Aussa we already know you hate her.
>>5687847
Oh... This guy again.
>>5687846
>a soft breath escapes her, and she reaches up to pat your head
I'm assuming..Alfred ruined things for you.
Why did Adachi x Touko end?
>>5687833
Yep. Genderbent version. And, believe it or not, Estonia met me and the other countries before the people here did, hehe!
Yeah, when I say pissed off, I MEAN pissed off. People already like me more than they do him, which speaks volumes. Or it could just be because I'm a girl.
Anyway, Alfred literally stabbed Rika in the back during a match that was set in her homeland and she was upset because she could've met her friend, Alfred was tired as hell and a bit frustrated so he talked to Rika, she got mad, and here we are as we speak. Expect there to be heaps of contradictions on both sides on the story, because I'm America, and she's Rika, so interpretations are gonna be different than normal.
>>5687839
Yeah. He already knows. He knows he's pathetic. If you're trying to tell me something there, it's not working.
>>5687846
Midnight where I am. It's funny, really, how so much time can pass in just a short time. It feels like ages past, dude...
>>5687849
I love you too, my dear.
>>5687849
>Tfw you will never love me
>>5687855
Morning American
>>5687860
You are not fooling anyone with this cheap trickery. But it's entertaining to watch you keep up the facade, I'll give you that.
>>5687865
...I'm Japanese. Not American. And given what's happened here as of late, I wouldn't want to be, either.
>>5687860
...So I see.
It does sound like he really screwed up this time... Hmph.
>she revs her chainsaw
That bastard....
>>5687850
Do I look like a glasses-wearing redneck?
>>5687855
He was even my goddamn teammate then, but he still.... It's not fair!
>>5687860
You should probably sleep before you do something you regret.
>>5687849
That was pretty fukin gay tbhfampai
ok gundam i join you
>cody
>>5687876
Oh sorry. Confused you for someone else
>>5687856
Later anon...later
>>5687861
I told you that I hate clowns
>>5687863
Who are you and I'll tell you what I think
>>5687878
B-but I...
The next game will start in 5 minutes.
I want Kyoko to solve my murder case.
>>5687888
me to
>>5687828
When will retards learn to stop using poal?
>>5687877
Yes. Now stop playing.
>>5687885
>Smacks thorax
RELEASE HER!
>>5687870
Mhm. To be honest, I'm sick of it. I know I shouldn't hold anything against him because I'm America and so is he, but it's hard to solve this if he keeps doing so many stupid things.
>>5687876
Uh-huh. Truth be told, he knows he fucked up, and is currently working on ways to apologise without having Rika blast his head off. I wouldn't blame you for thinking negatively of him, but things like this happen in the arena all the time-- AH! Don't go crazy with that chainsaw, now.
>>5687877
Hm... I mean, I'm not gonna be as dumb as he is. Is it worth it? I mean, I was too busy explaining to Urotsuki how bad he messed this up, but if you really want me to sleep...
>>5687885
Real.
Fukin.
Gay.
Why did King Knight stop using Touko? Was it Bolin using her to ERP?
>>5687877
So I heard... from Amelia. It's a shame to hear that happened to you...
>she rubs your head, giving you a gentle squeeze
It was during a game in your homeland, right?
>>5687894
That's going to take a LONG time before she's willing to listen... and I don't blame her.
>she revs it some more
he's a coward. A damn coward.... and a liar. But don't worry, this chainsaw isn't for you.
Test
>>5687896
I haven't used her in months. I just got bored of her, that's all. I never cared about Bolin's obsession over her.
>>5687885
I know you're playing hard to get; don't worry, I will always love you my dear.
>>5687895
I'll just go now
>crawls away
>>5687890
It works on my device
Enjoy your nip
>>5687900
Did you grow tired of your ship with Adachi?
>>5687900
That annoying feeling when you wake up in the afternoon instead of dying in your sleep then you see people discussing your eearrpee and shit
>>5687906
The ship was almost nonexstent by then, so it wasn't related to it.
>>5687891
Funny. Piss off.
>>5687894
Probably more worth it than stressing out about this crap.
>>5687898
Yeah. It was. All I had to do was hold out a little longer.... But he stabbed me in the back. Literally.
>>5687910
Was it his fault or your fault?
>>5687902
Next time don't come here with that gay shit bro.
Maybe then I'll suck your dick.
>>5687898
But of course. Alfred's been going through hard times lately, but he shouldn't have unloaded them on her.
A coward? Yeah. A liar? I wouldn't go that far, but he's definitely fucked up. And you may as well use it on me; I AM the heroine, after all.
...All I ask is that... Really, I... I don't want you to despise him. I know, it's a completely dumb thing to ask for a man like him, but he wouldn't do something like this and enjoy it.
>that annoying feeling
>implying you don't love attention
(Yo
Don't even have the motivation for a full one.
>>5687919
>>5687902
post little Rachnera.
>>5687911
Hm... Nah. I'm stressing out, because when he comes back, he's gonna have the entire world sans Alvin against him, and it's my job to make sure that this is ended swiftly. "But Amelia," you say. "Why are you stressing out for a bastard like him?"
...I dunno. You tell me.
>>5687924
I'd say the most annoying feeling of that post would be the ">waking up in the afternoon instead of dying in my sleep" part. You're right though, I do love attention.
>>5687931
Because you and him and Americans
>>5687916
Not like I should explain it, but if you want an explanation I can give you one. Nobody is to blame in a situation like this.
It was a ship that was entertaining not just for the two of us, but for others too.
Adachi was around less and I got bored of playing her, that's all. It was fun while it lasted and I'm glad it did last for some time.
That's all.
>>5687911
>she loosens her hold on you and looks down at you
Hmph. I should've known better than to place any trust in him. This place is cruel enough without things like that in the way too.
This was to see your friend... the friend of yours.
>>5687920
It's no excuse. None at all.
...I don't hate you or have any grudge... But I can't honor that request. I do despise him as of now.
What has Hoshi done for this community in the past five months?
>>5687929
>>5687940
Would you ship with Adachi again? I'm thinking about doing it.
>>5687944
>>5687947
10/10 would adopt as my own daughter.
>>5687926
... What?
>>5687944
He made a new code and hosted it
>>5687931
Because you're him, you're the hero, yadda yadda....
>>5687941
>She lets her limbs go limp, kind of just letting her head rest here, looking back up as best as possible
...Marisa. Yeah.
.... He even rubbed it in afterwards, brushed it off like nothing.
>>5687954
Naughty arachne don't deserve a family
>>5687936
Yeah, probably. Could be a dash of other things as well, but I won't say that to her.
>>5687941
May not be an excuse, but behind every action is a motive. Identifying it is the first step to solving this.
...I just see it as weird to despise him, yet you still "enjoy" talking to countless others. Don't get me wrong, he fucked up; but some people've done things just as bad as he has, of not worse.
Take out your stress on me; until people here have calmed down enough to not maim him, insult his weight, all of those things on sight, I'm filling in for him.
>>5687959
No, because he's not heartless. He's a dick at times, but he wouldn't do something like this, look back on it, and say "I sure enjoyed doing this", and I intend on correcting his faults.
>>5687961
But you were so innocent back then...I-I just want to huggu that minispooder.
>>5687944
Shitpost
>>5687959
>the hugging resumes.
..Marisa. Right.
It almost doesn't sound like what he'd do. Maybe... he wasn't in the right mind when he did that.
>>5687965
...I'm not making any promises to you about forgiving him.
>before you can blink, the blades of the chainsaw are spinning before your eyes
..And if I face you in the arena, I'm treating you like any other person.
>>5687944
He made a new code and hosted it a few times as well as a few games for people's birthday, made an HG song again, made a new collage, and yes, he shitposted.
>>5687944
hosted for /b/ and /waifu/ but not us...
24/36?
>>5687944
Dissidia.
>>5687988
Later honey
>>5687984
24 would be reasonable enough
>>5687984
24. Obviously.
>>5687978
Just keep it in mind. He was tired, frustrated at a few things, a bit miffed at the realisation that literally only, like, six people liked him, and here we are.
>As soon as the chainsaw appears in her face, Amelia holds the baseball bat in front of your face, not even blinking.
As will I. Just because I'm America doesn't mean I have to be exactly like him; unlike him, I prefer to solve problems with violence~
>>5687965
It's not your place to. You know that.
>>5687983
24.
>>5687978
>She doesn't really move at all
I know, I practically sound obsessed with her....
And maybe he wasn't, but I don't care.
>>5688012
Yeah.
>>5688006
So what? Who says I can't stick up for myself - both figuratively and literally? He's a ditz, he fucked up to the point of receiving a death threat when he came here - I'll clear his name and make up for it.
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>>5691299
fucking newfag can't triforce
>>5692093
god do I miss her