HGHOT

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FIRST FOR IYYA FKEKED

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>>5686424
HG's only been about 20 months. I fear this will not be considered a long time, and I fear it will never end.

But all is well. I still have my secret admirers, I'm certain you still have yours as well.

>>5686435
I can't, didn't eat enough poultry when I was little

Hoshi man, I honestly feel bad for you. I can't imagine what it must be like to be you.

It must really fucking suck to have nothing but HG in your life. Like I really feel bad for you my man. Maybe one day you'll finally do something that matters with your life?

Please don't ever kill yourself though, the people of HG who love and care about you would hate to see you go. I'm sure everyone just shakes at the mere thought of you leaving us.

I mean, who in their right mind would ever want a peaceful HG without some cuck shitposting 24/7 because he has nothing better to do with his pathetic life?

It just sounds fucking crazy to me.

I'd hate to see you go, and so would all of HG, just remember that Hoshi.

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>>5686390
Yeaaaaah, that's just sorta what happens. Lulls of activity in life are times you just gotta fill with somethin' else!

>>5686396
Well, just try and avoid doin' it next time you slam down a good chug of sake! Bet'cha can't, anooon~.

>>5686441
Can't say I fear much anymore. If I was human, though....
Besides, you might wanna save your breath. Never know when one will pass by that you CAN intimidate.
What'cha drinking tonight, under the stars?

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So uh, what happened this time?

Hoshi man, I honestly feel bad for you. I can't imagine what it must be like to be you.

It must really fucking suck to have nothing but HG in your life. Like I really feel bad for you my man. Maybe one day you'll finally do something that matters with your life?

Please don't ever kill yourself though, the people of HG who love and care about you would hate to see you go. I'm sure everyone just shakes at the mere thought of you leaving us.

I mean, who in their right mind would ever want a peaceful HG without some cuck shitposting 24/7 because he has nothing better to do with his pathetic life?

It just sounds fucking crazy to me.

I'd hate to see you go, and so would all of HG, just remember that Hoshi.

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>>5686443
...

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>>5686474
Everyone's dead, the end! Welcome to Hell, I'll be your guide for tonight.
>>5686441 (Ame-Rika)
No, it won't bother me, but I'll do my best not to annoy you. All it takes is a little bit of time to solve any problem! Wishful thinking... Sure, it may be that way, but I'm gonna work hard to get it done! Work hard enough, and anything can happen!

>>5686474
Hoshi and Co are shitposting again

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>>5686485
>Hits you lightly over the head.

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>>5686491
>>5686474

I'm just here but this anon is just too legit to quit.

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>>5686461
>>5686439
yo

>>5686451
Probably, I've got some actual VO work now though so I think I have some actual admirers too lol. My OG stalkers on 4chan will always have a special place in my heart.

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>>5686474
それ ここで少し熱くなってきました

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>>5686479
Uh-huh?

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>>5686495
O-Ow! Heeeey! What was that for? I didn't do nothin', don't hit me again...!

>>5686500
Let me know when you get a dank anime dub role.

>>5686501
>It has become a little hot here
u cheeky cunt, m8

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>>5686510
>>5686500
>img

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>>5686504
>Hits you lightly on the head again.
He he he he he.
>>5686500
How are you? I hope you remember me.)

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>>5686503
It's abnormally hot during this time of fall.

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I really wish my computer could work any minute!
>>5686251
Well Paula doesn't know what else to call you.
>>5686474
Nothing at all, nothing at all. Paula thinks someone is trying to start something.

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>>5686516
C-Cut it out, damnit! Just because I don't have the ahoge that Alfred has doesn't mean you have to tease me for it! What did I do to deserve this?

>>5686510
>>5686515
Well it was Smite so I'm getting there. Same city as funimation lol

>>5686516
I kind of do, its hard with people who have had multiple avas though

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>>5686469
Ran outta sake night before, not that it'd do me any good to be tipsy. Outside world drink called soda.
>She stares up at the stars, eyes flicking about from here to there.
One of my threats I might or might've not made would've been about knowing some of those old oni-killing magics, too. Not like you'd probably be phased about that anyways.
Shame, though, most people aren't intimidated until I start blasting them, probably because of how short I am.
>>5686485
Yadda yadda, something about setting yourself up for disappointment.
>>5686474
Just some dumbasses.

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>>5686521
Sure does. But keep that shirt close, the weather gets much colder as the month goes by.

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>>5686546
Da da damn.

So what do you do for your voice? Gargle shit in the morning or something?

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>>5686546
(You may remember me either as the old Archer or Giilgamesh. )
>>5686537
Why? Because I am bored and teasing you is entertaining me. Actually, I haven't teased Alfred for his ahoge.

Post em'

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>>5686485
H-hell? Actually, im not surprised I ended up here. After all, thats where all furries are destined to go. Wait...if im here, does that mean you're a....
>>5686491
Huh? Oh. Well, I'm sure it will subside quickly then.
>>5686497
Hm? Ah, well enjoy yourself then~
>>5686501
>tries to decipher the unrecognizable language
>fails miserably
Ahah...ah...well, nice chest though~
>>5686531
But in dead hours? Its so peaceful during this time...
>>5686552
Huh...but during a time like this? This is actually surprising...!

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JUST START A FUCKING GAME ALREADY INSTEAD OF BEING RETARDED FUCKING C.UCKS

HOLY SHIT THIS IS TAKING LONGER THAN IT SHOULD

HURRY THE FUCK UP GOD DAMN

>>5686563
>Fate Stay Archer Right?

>>5686560
nah, just drink water. I haven't done any roles that have fucked up my voice yet. It also helps that I don't smoke

>>5686565
Hoshi man, I honestly feel bad for you. I can't imagine what it must be like to be you.

It must really fucking suck to have nothing but HG in your life. Like I really feel bad for you my man. Maybe one day you'll finally do something that matters with your life?

Please don't ever kill yourself though, the people of HG who love and care about you would hate to see you go. I'm sure everyone just shakes at the mere thought of you leaving us.

I mean, who in their right mind would ever want a peaceful HG without some cuck shitposting 24/7 because he has nothing better to do with his pathetic life?

It just sounds fucking crazy to me.

I'd hate to see you go, and so would all of HG, just remember that Hoshi.

>>5686565
Hoshi man, I honestly feel bad for you. I can't imagine what it must be like to be you.

It must really fucking suck to have nothing but HG in your life. Like I really feel bad for you my man. Maybe one day you'll finally do something that matters with your life?

Please don't ever kill yourself though, the people of HG who love and care about you would hate to see you go. I'm sure everyone just shakes at the mere thought of you leaving us.

I mean, who in their right mind would ever want a peaceful HG without some cuck shitposting 24/7 because he has nothing better to do with his pathetic life?

It just sounds fucking crazy to me.

I'd hate to see you go, and so would all of HG, just remember that Hoshi.

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>>5686531
Nah, I know! Not like y'can read minds or anything.
You can call me Suika Ibuki! ...Suika, preferably.
One of four Divas of the Mountain, and the strongest oni alive!
And you're... Paula, huh? Just Paula?

>>5686552
Psh!
>she scoffs
Don't make me laugh. Anyone that knows that kinda magic would be long dead by now~.
Oi, oi, I've never had soda before. You gotta let me try some!

>>5686469
>>5686572
That first one was for you!

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>>5686582
(Yes.)

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>>5686552
Can't be disappointed if you're not expecting too much in the first place, amirite? I've heard some stories about you, and I'm walking onto the scene with my head high! No amount of insults will get me down!
>>5686563
J-Just because I'm adorable when I'm teased doesn't mean you should actually tease me! And if you're gonna tease him about it, whatever you do, don't pull on it!
>>5686572
...No, I'm not a furry. Gluttony is a sin, remember? I ate too many hotdogs one day and the Devil was sick of it, so he said "Stop being a fatass' and threw me straight to Hell. How is it so far?

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>>5686565

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>>5686594
Why? Ahoges are meant to be pulled lightly.

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>>5686565
Post wha now?

>>5686595
WHY WONT THEY JIGGLE OUT DAMN IT

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>>5686604
...
>Looking side to side, she motions Sakuya to lean in so she can whisper to her something.

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>>5686572
Never underestimate just what bored people can do!
>>5686578
If Paula wasn't being so unstable, she would gladly go again.
>>5686589
Paula's only one of my names. My full name is Sylvie Paula Paula. So Suika is an oni? Paula heard that from somewhere...

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>>5686572
Oh, please, it's not like they've got anything better to do, huh?
>>5686589
>She smirks
But what if it was a spirit, of the vengeful or evil inclination?
...Ugh. I'd throw it to you but that'd rile it up. It's not alcohol, by the way.
>She then holds it out, looking a little uncomfortable.

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IM GETTING SERIOUS HERE HOST A FUCKIN GAME RIGHT NOW RIGHT FFFUCK NOW IM GOING TO GET MORE PISSED OFF

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>>5686604
Don't bully the ahoges

Hoshi please host

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>>5686592
yup i remember you :)

>>5686635
Too busy sucking dick

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>>5686621
>Sakuya leans forward enough for them to whisper in her ear.

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>>5686264
Paula guess the other America knows this as well?
>>5686629
Oooooh! What are you going to do? If it's you crying, it's already too late!

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>>5686619
Unlike the horse or snake I dress halfway decent

>>5686631
>tugs lightly

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>>5686640
my response is this gif

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>>5686565
YOU CALLED?!!!

>>5686635
You boring faggots aren't worth my time
>Hoshi

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>>5686643
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT NOW YOU'VE DONE I'VE GONE FUCKING BEYOND ANGRY IM SHITTING IN CHAIR YOU FUCKING SKANK FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU HOST SOMETHING RIGHT NOW RO I'LL DESTROY KOREA

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>>5686644
You call that decent? What's overdressed to you then?

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>>5686625
Sylvie Paula Paula, huh? Pleased t'meet ya!
>she leans her head back and chugs a little more from her gourd
Not the most original name I've heard, but hell, it'll do!
Yyyyup! An oni is what I am and I'm proud of it!
We're uh... I guess you could say we've got folk tales around us. Hehehe.

>>5686626
I can still beat 'em! Not like I don't have ways of beating up spirits! It'd just be a little risky.

Yeah, yeah, I just wanna try it!
>she looks at the can, before taking a good long drink of it
...Whooa, that tastes a little crazy! Kinda sugary...

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>>5686635
I'm chilling at starbucks.

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>>5686644

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>>5686659
Do it for the old times

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>>5686565
Odds sleep
Evens host
Dubs.....ERP

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>>5686664
A shirt.

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>>5686639
(I'm surprise you remember me by Archer instead of Gilgamesh since Archer was my weakest ava.

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>>5686641
...Alright. Back at home, the Italy brothers have an ahoge as well, right? Funny thing is, for them, it's an erogenous zone. So, logically, pulling Alfred's one would make him...
>>5686643
But of course, Paula! Even if we're heroes, we're nerds, too! I'm sure I wasn't supposed to say that because then you would tease me about it, but I have a habit of running my mouth about fifty miles per hour!

>>5686674
Ayyo

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>>5686677
we were rivals cause we had the same name XD. I do also remember gilgamesh

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>>5686664
Do you know how hard it is to find clothes for my kind? I usually end up making my own.

>>5686670
>continues pulling the ahoge

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>>5686662
How scary! It's scary to see a grown man act like a kid. No, a baby!
>>5686667
Sylvie has heard of another Sylvie being here so Suika has a point. Is whatever you are drinking from makes her the strongest?
>>5686680
Paula already knew you were a nerd with those glasses!

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>>5686675
Maybe pants too then?
>>5686692
I would imagine the top half wouldn't be too hard, you could probably just adjust regular clothes.

I want to kissu Kirigiri.

>>5686701
>Junko

>>5686701
No, she's mine.

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>>5686699
Regular clothes are too boring. I like to wear the more revealing clothing

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>>5686689
(I never consider you a rival. I considered Guts as a rival when I ava Gilgamesh.)
>>5686680
Make him turn on?

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>>5686692
So y'made that explicitly to show off that bust of yours, huh?

>>5686699
That's practically bein' bundled up at that point! Bahahahaha~

>>5686696
What, sake?
Hohoho...Sake's a great drink! Maybe doesn't make you the strongest, but... Nah, it totally does! And it makes you feel like it too!
You've never had sake before? Or even alcohol?

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>>5686667
...The most powerful one there's ever been, who beat the stuffings out of the god of Makai simply because she was annoyed of something, and taught me and someone a bit more well-known.
>She shrugs briefly, a bit of a far-off look in her eyes
Yeah, I'm rambling. Sugar and caffeine, actually. Shame we don't have it back home, huh?
>>5686594
And what if it turns out that it's even worse than what you've heard, huh?
...Who'm I kidding, you're annoyingly stubborn.

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>>5686469
Ah oops, didnt see that there...
Hmmm...so in your case, the bottle of alcohol then? That sounds pretty nice right about now...
>>5686594
Hmph, alright eagle boy~
Gluttony? OH yeah...the whole 7 sins...oh sheesh, I think I broke at least 6 of them at this point. Its no wonder i'm stuck here!
...
Actually, its pretty cozzy. Its not as bad as I'd imagine despite the lava stinging my fur a bit..
>>5686625
Speaking of boredom power, I guess I got myself into hosting due to a silly number generator....oopsies...
>>5686626
But...sleeping is much more beneficial than shitposting, right?...! Unless its those NEETs i've heard so much about.

Goodness I hoped I wouldnt meet them at a time like this...
>>5686681
>>5686674
S-shit...
Okay, reset poster times. Im fishing for a code really quick...

>>5686737
Appreciated.

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>>5686726
Fufu~ sounds like someone is jealous

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All right, give me 24!

>>5686657
>hoshi is panty
>hoshi is Wendy
>hoshi is goichika

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>>5686757
Hotkatsuki

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>>5686757
Maria and Harusame

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>>5686757
Suika!

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>>5686757
Drunk Artoria

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>>5686757
Reigen Arataka

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>>5686757
Precious Cinnamon Roll

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>>5686757
Pirate-chan!

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>>5686757
Rachnera

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>>5686757
Togami Byakuya

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>>5686757
Eggman-kun

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>>5686757
Ningyo

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>>5686757
Crab Nigga

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>>5686757
Sylvie Paula Paula
>>5686726
Paula's had that before. It's just been a long time. She usually has it to celebrate something!

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>>5686757
Sakuya

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>>5686757
Lord Beerus

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>>5686757
Sterling Archer

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>>5686757
Asuka Tanaka

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>>5686719
Maybe shop at at lingerie store then? I hear those have revealing clothes.
>>5686726
Then what would I be considered?

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>>5686757
Silent vessel

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>>5686757
Tired Dante

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>>5686757
Misato

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>>5686696
H-Hey, ALFRED has those glasses, thank you very much! Does it look like I have any to you?! So rude, dude!
>>5686720
...I-I mean, if you want to say it so boldly... Yes. You could make him turned on my pulling his curl, so it's good I don't have one!
>>5686733
I'm stubborn, dummy. Just because it'll turn out worse than expected doesn't mean that it'll deter me, and that's the heroines's promise to you! DURUFU~!
...I'm more stubborn than you are.
>>5686757
The Star-Spangled Heroine

>>5686793
I love you.

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>>5686757
Momiji

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>>5686757
Tourettes Guy

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>>5686757
Wakaswagihime

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>>5686757
Choco Elf

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>>5686757
Natanie

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>>5686733
Heeey, y'know what?
>she takes out a cup, mixing the two together and adding ice
It'd be good for mixing, I think!
>lifting the cup to her lips, a sip is taken
...Mm, yeah! That's much better.
Sorry, were you sayin' something? You sound like you were being pretty specific~.

>>5686737
It's one way to pass the time! But since it looks like you're gonna be busy, I'll just save a glass for ya, huh?
>pats your back
Much appreciated~.

>>5686753
Pfft, oh yeah?
Who'd get all jealous of carrying those big boobs around all the time! It's inconvenient!
And a chest will only get you so far, anyways. A good, shapely waist and butt is in these days~! Must be hard not having one of those things, huh?

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>>5686757
King Kaito

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>>5686804
I see. Now I just have to pull it.

>>5686764
U mad?

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>>5686757
Terra

>>5686812
T. How to give tg/ a raging boner the pic

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Tilo ban no sickamoe tila pat.

>>5686757
Killa

>>5686817
*puts pants on you*
Quit showing your ass.

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>>5686757
Late go

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>>5686757
Emiya Kiritsugu

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>>5686806
Sorry, but I already have "someone" in my life, and I don't think you have a chance to outshine him.

>>5686824
No just surprised.

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>>5686737
Some people find it just more entertaining. Besides, it stopped now.
>>5686757
Rika

...Crap.

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>>5686817
My bust is perfectly normal for my species thank you very much. And instead of one butt I have two, so there.
>>5686794
You must have not heard me when I said "clothes for my kind are hard to come by".

>>5686846
>Kissu

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Furry porn, do me a solid and bump the game. Kiss kiss, hugg hugg. All that other shit.

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>>5686737
Eagle GAL! Does it look like I'm Alfred to you? That was a rhetorical question, shut up.
...WOAH, WOAH, WOAH. What were the Seven Deadly Sins, again? You broke six of them?! How the hell did you even managed to do that?!
And of course it's cozy; it's warm, somewhat bright, and all the pretty people are here since it's Hell! The heroine's gonna repent for her sins later, that's for sure.
>>5686821
...O-ON SECOND THOUGHT, it was logically, not truthfully. For all I know, it could've been legit or just... Speculation. Unless you want a drooling American to follow your every word, don't do it! G-Good thing I don't have one, amirite? Hehe...

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>>5686794
Hell if I know. Normal, I'm guessin'.

>>5686832
Heheh! Just givin' spider girl over here a look at what she's missin', not being an oni!
But hey, be nice to her. It's not easy being half of a species most people squish on instinct!

>>5686851
And so's mine! If I really wanted to, I could...could...
Look, point is, I don't need that! I'm plenty strong and good looking without 'em~.

>>5686829
Cause it's the closest thing to pussy they get?

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Any swaps/mistakes?

>>5686854
>casts a spell on you
>you are healed from your sexual attraction to furries
>you enjoy this

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>>5686799
>>5686865
>>5686841

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>>5686865
Go ahead and swap him in.
>>5686812
>>5686841

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>>5686866
>Realizes what i've been doing
>Falls into utter despair
>I don't enjoy this

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>>5686804
>She sighs
Suddenly I have a headache.
>>5686817
Eh, I've heard about that. Can I have it back now?
...Just citing some achievements of the 'hypothetical' evil spirit in question. Her name was Mima, by the way, the person I'm talking about. I'm hoping against hope, but there any chance you recognize the name?
>>5686831
What?

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>>5686865
I accept this challenge.

>>5686863
No thats v/. Tg/ has a raging hard-on for elves, be it loving or hating them

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>>5686865
You will give my spot to this man >>5686842

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>>5686858
That actually sounds really entertaining. I bet you have one as well since you Besides, your speech gives it away.

>>5686874
>casts "Cure Depression"
>you feel good again

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>>5686851
But regular clothes can be tailored..
>>5686860
I wouldn't say I dress normally, I stick out in a crowd usually, I suppose you could relate right?

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>>5686865
Well instead give it to them since someone else has it covered
>>5686873
>>5686848

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>>5686873
>>5686871
Y-you guys...I don't know what to say...
>Starts shedding joyful tears.
>>5686885
>Another sudden realization has me sobbing on the floor again
>Feels bad

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>>5686865
Where were you at? He deserves it more than me!
>>5686819
>>5686786

goodnight

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>>5686901

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>>5686876
>chuckles.

Dilla walla wackity bix nood smack daddy, hrk!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KbeoOyf8vw

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>>5686891
Uh, thanks...elf?
>>5686904
Later.

>>5686873
>>5686891
And now I realize I was one off and miscounted,,,

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>>5686701
I have to deny that request. It's nothing but a let down to my occupation and it'd only cause you to cling on me.

>>5686711
Enoshima-san wouldn't ever want anything like that and neither would I be on the receiving end.

>>5686714
I doubt it... I don't think I'd give myself away to anyone.

>>5686865
My moneys on the mermaid girls.

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>>5686865
...O-One on hand... But on the other... Man, I don't know what to do. Go ahead!
>>5686876
And that's the sign that the conversation goes to crap! Alfred told me of these signs, don't you worry. All I gotta do is... Um. D'ya want a hotdog or anything?
>>5686883
...No, I don't have one, unfortunately for you. I'm lucky enough not to have one and just be a normal gal! Don't do that to Alfred or else he'll flirt with you. And I'd rather you flirt with friggin' ASHLYN than Alfred in that state.

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>>5686865
Lookin' good to me!

>>5686768
Hey, you can hold your alcohol, right? Don't give up on me!

>>5686876
>she takes another drink before handing it back. It's about half gone by now
Yeah, here.
Mima... Mima...
>the oni sways back and forth slowly while thinking of the name
Sounds.....uh.... vaguely familiar, I guess. I remember Reimu saying that name I think.
>shrugs

>>5686887
Usually it's my horns, not the way I dress! An oni could fit in better if they didn't have to worry about the horns. But I dunno, you look like any other human I've seen before.

>>5686865
Needs more hardcore furry porn.

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>>5686881
Thank you.
I won't disappoint.

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>>5686804
Oh realllllyyyy? Maybe you should stop putting them on half the time! Makes you look like a nerd!

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>>5686903
I definitely don't think I deserve the spot more than you ya'know, but I can't turn it down can I?
>>5686919
You could probably cover your horns with something and say they're just really big cool hairclips! But.. I do?

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>>5686918
Me flirting? That doesn't sound like me. Besides, I already love someone.

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Sorry about the delay. Was trying to potentially bump the game by quickly downloading hosthelper, but everytime I did the ctrl+shift+left click, it send my screen in a fritz...

Swaps are done and the game will begin shortly.

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>>5686865
mmrpph....uh.....

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>>5686937
No, HE'S the nerd! I have no glasses, and I don't even need them at all! That's the one thing that can make the difference between me and him! NAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!
>>5686941
I meant that Ashlyn would flirt with you instead, but that possibility would definitely be a sure one if you were bored enough. And we know you love someone; Aussa, right~? Right~?

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And we begin!

This code is pretty spooky. Fitting for the month of October.

>>5686921
Maybe one day once I finish my code~

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>>5686911
....
Okay, seriously, what the hell did you just say?
>>5686919
>She shakes it, and sighs, before taking a quick drink
You're not even sure, huh? Or are there any details you might recognize?
>>5686918
You asked me that earlier, you know. And the answer then was 'no', too.

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IS this sentence grammatically correct?
>As (Player1) and (Player2) fight, a pack of wolf mutts show up and kill them both.

>>5686970
Ye

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>>5686958
Well, everyone already knows that I love Aussa so it's nothing new.

>>5686970
Change wolf mutts to jews.

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>>5686963
My memory contains no explanation...

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>>5686964
Mallo pitto patto pit pat, you can't....

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>>5686786
Is that so?
I just have it... Whenever! Heheheh~. That's mostly because I have access to it allll the time.

>>5686938
Uhhhh... Sure, yeah. You look human from where I'm standin'.
What's with that look you're giving?

>>5686963
ALRIIIIIIIGHT~! Get out there and fight, people!

>>5686964
Mmmmmm....
Nah, not really! And that was a while ago~. What, you lookin' for her?

>>5686979
You like who?

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"Such a lovely place"

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>>5686973
Shouldn't it be "shows up" or "kills them both"?

>>5686815
go to sleep

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>>5686963

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>>5686993
NO FUCK YOU UGLY ASS IDIOT

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>>5686987
Ah! Don't sneak up on me like that Suika. I nearly died.
>>5686993
It was a ghost.

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>>5686993
>Grumbles. He breaks the window as a result of frustration.

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>>5686964
I was just hoping that the answer would be different, that's all. All I can talk about is what we like eating, if you're interested or anything. The heroine's a patient gal, ufufu~
>>5686979
I mean, come on now. It doesn't take a newcomer to know that you love Aussa. All you need to do is show your dominance by flirting with her in public, and that's how you can subtly tell Alfred to cut it out if you do that to him! Boom! The heroine's smart like that!

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>>5686958
Then stop wearing them! Jeez louise! Who's ever heard of a dumb nerd?
>>5686987
All the time? Paula has heard that drinking too much of that can hurt you badly She, as a fighter can't have that happen!
>>5686938
Nope! Now get down there and kick there butts!

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>>5687007
>>5686993
GO EAT A DICK

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ROOM SERVICE!
>Also that early event tho

>>5687004
no

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>>5686986
Can't understand? Yeah.
>>5686987
Mostly just explaining, but...yeah. I don't know where she is now, or if she's even still around.
...Think you might recognize her if I showed a photo? It's possible you guys might just not've talked. At the risk of sounding extremely hopeful.
>>5686914
It's the thought that counts and all.
>>5687016
>She shrugs awkwardly
I happen to be fond of grilled cheeses, myself.

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>>5687026
Yes

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>>5687016
No, I do not flirt even with the people that I love. I prefer to treat them just like how I treat most people in public. Only privately is where they can see a different side.

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>>5686987
No, it's nothing, but you're an oni huh? Not as violent as I would have expected.
>>5686993
Haha... the banging stopped at our door, good thing we locked it.
>>5687018
Y-yes Ms. Paula...! Just don't expect too much.
>>5687022
Ah... I-I just got lost, yeah that's i-..

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>>5686993
Such a lovely place, such a lovely place.... If those are ghosts tryin' to spook me, you're gonna have to try harder than THAT!

>>5687012
Ehh, you'll live!
So who's that you like here~? I didn't know!

>>5687018
That'd be true if I was a human... But good thing for me, I'm not! Oni can drink as much as they want!
Good idea for you though! Tell ya what, if you find something to celebrate, lemme know~.

>>5687022
Hoh!
>suika sidesteps the corpse
Well then!

>>5687027
That's how it is, then....
Sure, why not? Who knows, you might end up being pleasantly surprised~.
>she downs the rest of the mixed drink

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DIEDIEDIE

>>5687031
but i've already slept

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>>5687027

Snibbidi babbo blih blah, you talkin' funne.

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>>5687046
You....... No, no just joking about that. Their name is Aussa.

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I'd imagine Tourettes guy would be pretty pissed about losing his tony tiger shirt...

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>>5687018
You haven't met Alfred, silly! He's a dork, but he's adorable because of it! Adorkable! He wears them so he can feel even more of a hero! Isn't that sweet?
>>5687027
...Your taste is objectively the best, I'll be honest with you. In my opinion, hotdogs ain't too bad - hell, I just had some real quick for dinner. Grilled cheeses taste pretty good with ham. Ham and cheese.
>>5687035
Really? Not even pickup lines or anything like that? Man, that's... Kinda boring. How else are you gonna show that you love someone if you don't actually show it? The heroine'll be happy to teach you these things if you're interested, ufufu~!

>>5686915
Shut up.

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>Seiba loudly opens the door
The King of Knights has returned from a night of pleasures! Master Togami's stash of alcoholic drinks was easy to find!

>>5686919
>Noisy burp
Giving up in front of my faithful stalwarts-
>hic
...is not an option, young one. What do you need of me?

>>5686993
>>5687012
It matters not! Her duty has been fulfilled even after death.

>>5687022
No alcohol in this arena is strong enough to take down Artoria Pendra-
>Seiba collapses on the floor.

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>>5687040
Oh, yeah? You might not wanna say that to me, or I could give a pretty good demonstration~!
>she flexes her arms a few times, squeezing the bicep of one arm with her other hand

>>5687059
Yeah, I get the joke, silly~. I'm not so dense y'know, just because I control it!
Aussa... That's the earth charmer girl, right?
So does the rest of the Manor know?

>>5687060
...Before I smash ya to pieces.

>>5687047
WHAT IS LOVE?

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>>5687060
>Shoves her face away.

G....mmmerrr....

>Proceeds to drool, all over himself.

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>>5687046
How what is?
>She finishes off what's left of her own om a single go, and then stows the empty thing away, and briefly rifling through her bag before gingerly pulling out a photo
>Still looking uncomfortable, she holds it out. It's just a simple picture of herself, Mima, and a certain blonde girl grouped together and smiling at the camera, Mima's arms draped over the other two
Her, in the middle.
>>5687065
...The hell was that?
>>5687061
I'm boring, I just like the stuff plain, hehehe. And yeah, I noticed, you haven't stopped eating.

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Grimes devotion to the furry church was not enough to satiate their thirst

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>>5687046
Hehehe! Paula has found a reason to celebrate! She made a new friend!
>>5687065
It seems everyone's drinking tonight! This will be a fun night!
>>5687061
Paula met with Alfred many times! He has too much of an ego to be called that!

>>5687078
RIP grames. We'll nevar forget your addiction to gay furry porn and clopping.

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>>5687049
Huh...

Either my sleep schedule is messed up or I'm losing track of time.

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>>5687065
"Night of pleasures", huh? Are you talking about what I think you're talking there, miss, or should I get my mind outta the gutter?
>>5687076
Eh, you know what they say. Different strokes for different folks. And it's not my fault - Hotdogs taste so good! Even you've gotta agree with me there!
>>5687079
All you gotta do is make him embarrassed and he'll totally be sweet to ya! Wise words from the heroine, dude! In all seriousness, he can be sweet at times.

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>>5687060
Where is the stone mask?! Did you steal it?
>>5687066
Yes they do or they should all know since I told PAtchouli and the Mistress.
>>5687061
Because I am not the type of person that shows their affection in public so they can get attention. People that usually flirt and do all those romantic stuff in public are just looking to get everyone's attention. Screaming to look at them and how "perfect" their lover is. It is easily the most annoying thing you can do.

>>5687094
probably both

>>5687002
A pack of wolf mutts is singular

If it was "two packs of wolf mutts" you need to use the plural forms

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That crab is pretty strong...

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>>5687065
Pfff.... Hehehehe~. Just look at you!
>the oni picks you up off the ground and dusts you off
Might wanna look a little stronger in front of me if you want me to believe that, young one~.

>>5687076
Mm....
Let's see.
>leans closer to the photo to inspect it.
With the weird hat and green hair?
...Huh! Y'know, when I look at this... I feel like I should be rememberin' something. Did she ever start an incident?

>>5687078
O-obviously I wanted to drinnk with you is all! Wanna come?

>>5687079
Hey, I can't find any problem with that! How about after this match, we both sit down and have a few cups?

>>5687096
Wait... Remilia's really alright with that? So's the rest of 'em?
...Wow. Well, then.
>she takes another drink

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>>5687096
Hm... You've got a good point there, even I've gotta admit. I've always interpreted a public display of affection as proof that you love 'em no matter where you are, but that's just me. For some reason, I have the feeling I'd pay to see you act all bashful around Aussa. Why? Because I'm a sucker for those, that's why!
>>5687106
...Snore...

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Dante didnt really appreciate getting pushed by a crab despite it saving his life. I heard crab tastes pretty good though...

It was either hunger or revenge.

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>>5687118
..."Heroine", my ass. The hell kind of heroine does that to their friend...?

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I wouldnt eat anything from a haunted hotel, but thats just me,

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>>5687052
You're the one talking like half the words out your mouth gotta be gibberish.
>>5687095
Never actually had a time to try them, actually. Didn't spend my time out there experiencing all that there could be for culinary delights.
>>5687111
>Her face goes straight from 'glum' to 'shocked'
Yeah! Yeah! She was the leader behind the second one Reimu ever took care of, and she took part in all but one of her first five.

>>5687002
>>5687104
Wait no, Lenny's right and you're right. Think of it as just a pack showing up, "of wolf mutts" is just modifying the pack.
>As p1 and p2 fight, a PACK shows up and kills them both.
Is correct, we don't care what it's a pack of since pack is inherently singular here.
>As p1 and p2 fight, a PACK of wolf mutts shows up and kills them both.

Read it like:
>As p1 and p2 fight, a pack show up and kill them both.
>cody

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S-sheesh, another event? This is a really event heavy game...

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>>5687118
...

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>>5687111
IT doesn't interrupt my duties as a maid and I am still going to be by my Mistress's side.
>>5687115
Why? It's nothing really interesting.

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>>5687076
Why are you staring in my direction, knave? Perhaps-
>hic
...Perhaps you wand me to share my drinks with you?

>>5687079
What? Are you saying I am late to-
>hic
An already ongoing gathering and worse, I was not invited?

>>5687095
Be specific, peasant! I am clearly speaking about drinking and eating with fellow fast food enthusiasts.

>>5687111
Look at me? An easy task!
>Seiba wobbles towards a mirror and stares at it
...Why are you staring at me without saying anything, blue Artoria? Wake up!
>The mirror falls down after dark seiba carelessly touches it.
It was just an illusion....

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>>5687095
That's too much work for a guy that made Paula cry before.
>>5687111
It would be a great way to end the night! If only there could be some sweets here as well...

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And our winner is...

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>>5687162
OH SHIT!

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>>5687140
...guh...rain, rain, go away...come again another da....

>Rolls the sheets in.

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Zoop

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>>5687132
Well, remind me to give you one sometime! They may not be like burgers or grilled cheeses in any way, but they're delicious as all hell! I'm sure it could be your favourite food if you tried one, but that's me being biased because I love 'em so much.
>>5687149
Because it's such a contrast seeing the ultra-serious maid act bashful around somebody - to me, it's kinda cute! Sorry if I sound cheesy, but it really is cute!
>>5687154
Well, I mean doing the do over in wherever it is you were, but I guess that was cleared up for me, then. And I wish I was invited, but I guess me being America itself means nothin' to them...
...H-Hey, whaddya mean "peasant"?! I'm the HEROINE, thank you very much!
>>5687158
...My God, can Alfred really not last a second before doing that to some people? Like, I know I'm him and all that, but it's not hard to make someone not cry! He better had made it up to you in the end!
>>5687162
Congrats to Tourettes Guy, and thanks for hosting, dude!

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>>5687118
Gah, damn.... You've fought oni before, haven't you!?

>>5687132
Huh... Yeah, that does sound familiar! I heard about that back when it was still happening! I was in Old Hell at the time though...
Last I heard, she was around Hakurei Shrine. Haven't heard of anything since.
>shrugs
Well... Though I could think of a few places she could be.

>>5687149
...Eh. Not my decision. Just uh... Hope you're happy and all that with her! Be safe in the bedroom and all that.
>still more drinking

>>5687154
NAh, that's a mirror, human~.
Hahahaha... You're just too funny, y'know that?
>watching you in your drunken stupor, she starts to giggle more
Humans.. they just don't know how to hold their alcohol. Hehe~.

>>5687158
There's always another night! And it looks like we get to driiiiiink...
>>5687175
NOW!

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Th-thwank you...n...guh nigh...
>>5687175
...thanks....

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Stats for the curious~

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>>5687154
Another lady brought some fizzy drinks! That's all. Though maybe drunk lady already had to much!
>>5687175
You did it! Great job and thanks for hosting!
>>5687179
He can be really insensitive! Sometimes Paula is surprised she would still talk to him!
>>5687182
Paula hopes to see you the next time she comes!
>she stares widely at something
Are those horns real?
>>5687190
Buh bye pretty boy!

>>5687190
I'll thwank you in your sleep

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>>5687175
Give me an extra large soda

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I wish I could come up with a more creative winscreen, but im exhausted. Hopefully this will work with the haunted hotel theme n all.

>>5687191
Thanks for hosting mate

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>>5687179
And why do you, anyways? Pretty weird obsession.
>>5687182
>She begins speaking faster and faster.
But...but nobody remembers! The only people that I've gotten a straight-ish answer from was the flower youkai! Even she didn't remember at first! Aside from that, there's like, justNazrinrememberinghowReimuusedtolook!
>She yanks a tablet out of her back and starts feverishly messing with it
>>5687154
You stumbled in here drunk off your ass, don't you "knave" me.
>>5687162
>>5687175
...Riiiight. Congrats, guy. And thanks for the show.
>>5687190
Later.

>>5687206
It's perfect for TG. Thanks for hosting and grats to him.

Good artists create

Great artists steal

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>>5687182
Bed?
>Sakuya, without hesitation, places her hand onto Suika's head and began to ruffle up their hair.
What are you implying? Hmmmm?
>>5687179
........ It's not cute. I would say it is different. Different from how I am usually.

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>>5687191
Bah, not close enough to first for my tastes! Oh well, can't win 'em all... You can bet I'll be back later! Thanks for hostin'!

>>5687193
>she takes out a spare dish. The oni is careful to fill it without spilling, humming to herself as it fills up with her drink of choice.
Oh, these? Hmmmhmhmhmhm~. Of course they're real! They're an oni's pride, these horns!
>her head tilts to one side to show off her shiny, pointy horns

>>5687210
What do you mean? I remember.
...Whoa, hey! Can you... Would--
OI, SLOW DOWN A SEC! Sheesh...!

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>>5687217
Oh, did I strike a cord there, Sakuya-san? Y'know what I mean perfectly.
Uh--! Unless you haven't gotten that far yet. In which case... Well, have fun then~.
>her grinning face looks up to met yours

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Everyone stop the thread, Hane is here.

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>>5687193
Would you believe me if I said that it was a part of his personality? Seriously, he just blurts things without thinking. Since I've heard of his antics here, I decided to take extra measures to not be dumb, and it shows!
>>5687210
I'm America, after all. Just like how Alfred loves his burgers, I love my hotdogs. We're gluttons, but we're really sensitive about our weight. Like... Y'know. It's bad for the hero to be overweight, right? As such, we take it pretty personally when our weight is mentioned.
>>5687217
From an outsider? Those cheesy, corny romance flicks would resonate with those actions, and as such, my heart would melt if I saw you do that around Aussa, ufufu~

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>>5687206
FUUUUUUUUCK

>>5687228
>slaps

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>>5687218
>her full attention now on the horns, Paula gets really close between the two of them
Wow! That's so cool! Paula wishes she could have something like that!
>>5687229
Paula noticed! But she expects that he will return soon.
>>5687228
Paula doesn't see a reason why.

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>>5686817
Actually...you might need to save that glass for tomorrow...I'm beat from today. I'll see you sometime in the future though~
>>5686858
Alfre- when did you...sheesh, Im losing my mind. Im so exhausted im losing my mind. Either that or hell makes you the opposite gender. Does that mean I...!?
>checks inside shorts quickly
...nope, all clear.
Six? Not hard for me. Lust is the most notorious one I broke. Envy for...reasons...
Sloth because I never some WIPs I have. Wrath when I'm too much of a sloth to finish the wips, Gluttony when I have too much uh..."toys". Greed for whenever I see a furry I try to enact certain actions. Then again that could fall under lust..but thats about it though.

Hopefully we arent stuck here forever, because I need to find a place to sleep that isnt infested with lava, or demons that will rape me in my sleep...that little formation of rocks over there looks nice.

Can you watch my back while I take a quick snooze~?

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>>5687241

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>>5687218
>She suddenly stops, breaking heavily, and makes a visible effort to steady some badly-shaking arms
Nobody. Nobody that wasn't a-a-a...direct participant in at least ONE of those incidents has any memory of this stuff. Not even Reimu seems to actually remember so far.
>>5687229
I'm sure there's some other food that you guys like more....
And you look pretty much normal weight, anyways.

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>>5687193
>>5687207
>>5687210
>>5687211
>>5687218
And thank you for attending~! Now im going to get some sleep before I fall asleep on my keyboard again!

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>>5687182
Are you looking down on me, child? I was already aware the image behind the glass I just shattered was nothing but an illusion.
>She chugs down more of her sake in her shoulder.

>>5687179
Are you proclaiming yourself to be an heroic spirit? That can't be! Even if my senses have slightly become dulled thanks to this drink I could still tell between an heroic spirit and...
>Dark seiba looks closer at the heroine
...A simple human!

>>5687193
My timing was not the best, but I can still keep up with our current celebrations even like this!

>>5687210
And why should that be an issue woman? If you do not wish to sit at my side and drink while feasting on burgers I will not listen to your words any further.

>>5687191
You have my gratitude!

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>>5687224
I think you're a little drunk. Suika, I think you need to take a nap.
>Soon Sakuya's grip on their head began to tighten.
Don't you think so, right?
>>5687229
..... I am not cute nor do I have the power to do that to you.

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>>5687244
I am the reason

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Paula's just feeling a little tired. One more game would put her to sleep! Get ready!

>>5687255
See ya! Thanks again!
>>5687257
Well come on down! Paula's spending her time with horny lady!
>>5687269
Nah, Paula will keep going.

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>>5687228
Who's that? Is she strong?

>>5687244
>her face brightens up a bit. Clearly, she's enjoying the praise
Heheheh~ You can even touch them for a bit if you'd like. They're really something, huh? I spend a lot of time polishing them~.

>>5687248
Fair enough. I'll take watch for ya while you snooze~.

>>5687252
Seems like now that's not the case! I do remember prettty far back you know! An oni lives a long long time to remember a lot and lot of stuff.
>she takes another drink
Really, you need to take a few good breaths! Calm down, calm down~.

>>5687257
Maaaaybe just a bit. But that's not because the mirror thing.
>she gives you a pat on the back, taking care not to put too much force into it.
But it's not like I hate you! In fact you seem pretty fun!

>>5687268
Bit sensitive about that?
>she brushes Sakuya's hand off her head
Jeez, I get it, I get it~.

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GO GO GO
>>5687278
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