TLHG/ - The Loud House General
Pikachu Lisa Edition
>Booru:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=all
>Fanfics:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=forum&s=view&id=2
>Thread Archive:
http://pastebin.com/h2ZBJ3GS
>Episodes:
http://pastebin.com/KM6yNJpe
>Extras:
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News:
>Season 2 green-lit for 14 Episodes:
http://variety.com/2016/tv/news/nickelodeon-loud-house-2-1201782479/
>New Animated Short Coming based off of "Deuces Wild"
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHFX8RshVUT/
>Lincoln Loud Instagram QnA:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BK58yl-hV2Y/
https://www.instagram.com/p/BLByTgTBpv2/
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Upcoming Episodes:
The Price of Admission/One Flu Over the Loud House (Saturday:10/15 - 11:00am)
>After seeing a scary movie his parents told him not to see, Lincoln gets traumatized and is unable to sleep / When the house gets hit with the common cold, Lincoln believes his sisters have become zombies.
One of the Boys (Monday:10/17)
>When Lincoln wishes he had ten brothers instead of ten sisters, Lisa gives him a glimpse into that reality.
Cereal Offender (Tuesday:10/18)
>The Loud kids make a trip to the supermarket to do grocery shopping for Mom, but Lincoln has some other plans.
DL link: https://mega.nz/#!JJRmjJoQ!__UrGizjEGHJD-ENx8YKUmmrewVf2XpAWPrN3YoTwGc
Raw Deal (Wednesday:10/19)
>Lincoln becomes a hypochondriac when Lucy predicts his day will "end in disaster".
Study Muffin (Thursday:10/20)
>Lincoln gets a tutor that all his sisters instantly get crushes on him, making it impossible for Lincoln to study.
Remember to kill yourselves, you fucking pedophiles.
This thread is already shit due to the sole knowledge that you fags will inhabit it later. Fuck you
>>5686254
hi /sug/! hope you guys have a wonderful day!
A happy Leni is a cute Leni!
>>5686196
Hey! Hey memer!
I know you're trying to be funny right now, but you're not! You're not funny at all. Stop trying. Like legit, stop trying to be funny and don't ever try again because at the end of the day, you're just some stupid maymay nerd who has to make shit threads to entertain himself.
Now I know you're gonna try and say that you're not or you'll just spout more memes at me, but come on, dude. We both know that the fact that you're even doing this in the first place means that your life cannot be going that well
Now please, do us all a favor, don't ever make another 1 of these threads again.
>>5686756
Hmm. Maybe if it was larger I might have spammed it. You tried anyways.
>>5686756
What the hell is this all about?
>>5686713
A angry Leni is a cute Leni!
if i wanted to watch uncle grandpa i just wood??
>>5687614
Sure
>other tlhg isnt even close to limit
God damnit, stop it
Discard a Lynn. She's Trash!
Ronnie Anne is cute!
Have a Lynn. She's cute!
>>5687851
Cookies make you fat.
>>5687851
Cookies rot your teeth and give you smelly poops.
>>5687851
Yeah! She is the Queen of /Trash/
Luan
>Ugliest design (widow's peak, beaver teeth, plad clothes)
>Female Rodney Dangerfied, 95% of her dialogue are shitty one-liners, 4% is "GET IT?!" and 1% is actual relevant sentences.
>Abusive towards her siblings aside from one scene with Lily.
>None of them can stand her, Lynn whacks her once and everyone but Dad just groans at her jokes.
>Even Luna has more backstory and development.
>One known episode, the April Fool's Day one, involves Lincoln just trying to keep the fuck away from her.
>The other involves Lincoln being a better comedian.
>Pulled a prank on Lincoln where she literally had rabid raccoons attack her sibling.
>Is Reddit: The Character.
>Always goes "Get it?! GET IT?!" like the attention whore she is.
>Looks even more like a monkey than Luna does.
>Has no future.
>Even the baby is more interesting than her.
>Her episode got removed previously
>Thought an ideal date for her brother was an ugly fat chick
>She abuses animals, her own pets no less
>Her episode was a solid 0/10
>Her family clearly dreads her being around on April Fool's because of how insufferable she is
>Confirmed psychopath that doesn't give a fuck about others
>Ronnie Anne was the highlight of Luan's episode
>Clyde is less annoying than her
Luan confirmed for WORST SISTER.
Someone in the other thread asked who drew pic related, and that would be me. Might do a couple requests.
>>5688427
Lisa and Lily doing some alchemy.
>>5688427
You have a name for yourself?
>>5688472
Not really. Maybe coloranon?
>>5687953
I want to feed her cookies forever.
>>5688450
I was going to have her purify the babyslut but I couldn't find a referance I could work with.
Luan
>Cutest design (charming smile, big beautiful eyes, cute ponytail)
>Multi talented within the comedy genre (can juggle on a unicycle, act as a mime, do stealth camouflage, do standup etc.)
>Happy, upbeat personality and takes everything with a smile, even when she loses her teeth
>Some of her jokes may be corny, but she always does her best to make her siblings smile, even when they're having a hard time
>Some times gets abused by her sisters because they are too dumb to understand her sophisticated humor
>Has 50,000 followers on "Youtube" which should bring in a significant amount of money
>Has accomplished more in life than any of her sisters except Lisa
>One known episode involves her looking out for her brother by giving him a chance in the comedy world
>Causes much more buttmad to haters with this pasta than the haters ever did with the "WORST SISTER" pasta
>Makes 140 dollars a day as a clown
>Is the richest Loud sibling except maybe Lisa
>Did literally nothing wrong in April Fools Rules
>Is a genius mastermind and a brilliant prankster
>Crashed the incest plane with no survivors
>Can speak "poo poo" and is great with Lily
>Has a great butt
>Is a cuter Lucy than Lucy and a cuter Leni than Leni
>Has a bright future
>Perfect in every way
Luan confirmed for BEST SISTER.
>>5688697
I agree
Loli lovers, Hilloli needs your help! Pls vote for more or we get btfo by bad taste
https://twitter.com/Shadbase/status/784682439599874048
Hot glue anon here with an early morning shill of my Lucy impregnation fic. Hope you guys enjoy; it came out way more cute than I had originally planned.
http://pastebin.com/3BEiQwL1
Old thread represent
We in here
>>5688888
Draws
>>5688936
>>5688761
Fuck off hillolifag. See you in every fucking chan.
>>5688947
POST YURI OR YOU WILL DIE
IMUNITY CAT CANT SAVE YOU
>>5688936
so why did he get into a fight
>>5688947
something about that filename triggers me but im not sure what
reminder 15 is the optimal breeding age
>>5688972
Kill me, motherfucker. I want to die
>>5688972
No
>>5688972
No need to threaten, anon.
>>5689000
Who would want to breed with that thing though
>>5688947
So damn adorable
>>5688761
>Shadbase
>>5688761
I'd ok with a loli Cindy.
>>5688972
No.
>>5688761
>>5669444
Where were you when ponyfuckers finally got BTFO?
>>5688923
This is unironically a better incest impregnation story than Lacy Story.
We shipping Luna+Luan now?
>>5689052
Yes.
>>5689072
I wish it was the normal pic
Lacy History update when?
>>5689072
>when one of them got quads
>>5688972
Gladly!
>>5689072
Ponyfucking isn't any worse than wanting to fuck any of the younger sisters tbqh.
>>5689072
Going on a date on our anniversary.
I came here for the fats
>>5689080
>now
>>5689087
Do you mean Lacy Story, or is there another fic now?
One week left
Study Muffin soon. Truly the month of horrors
>>5689130
>>5689105
t. marecocklover
>>5688923
I like that section where her confession were horror analogies. That was too fucking cute?
You're continuing this, right?
Drawfag here. Looking for those Lewd requests /
>>5689167
Yes, and?
>>5689175
Don't know why there was a question mark there. Disregard the first one
>>5689178
Ronnie Anne masturbating with a mop
>>5689178
A fat Lincoln Loud
>>5689178
Lori/Lincoln titjob
>tfw your breakfast consists of beef jerky and a soda
;_;7
>>5689178
Luan and Luna getting off while rubbing their flat chests together.
>>5689184
>There are people who actually enjoy looking at drawings of pony unicorns with huge cocks
>>5689178
Lola sitting on Lincoln's lap and he reaches under her dress through the side to massage her nipples while she blushes getting flustered and tries to make it look like nothing's happening.
Maybe Lincoln's other hand going to her crotch but that's up to you.
>>5689175
Thanks anon, it was pretty fun thinking of confessions that kept related to Lucy's spookyness.
Sorry, but I'm trying to keep my fics on the short side as I get into writing, it's why I left it on a fairly open note so soon.
I'd be fine if anyone would like to continue it, however.
>>5689212
What's your point? There are people who enjoy looking at all sorts of things.
Juicy taco flavored loli vagina.
>>5689204
>tfw your breakfast was chips I had bought yesterday and pop
Reminder that Lincoln's hair is white because he knows he's in a cartoon
>>5689178
Some omorashi
Preferably female pls
>>5689235
Because it's not attractive.
>>5689212
She's an alicorn not unicorn dumbass.
>>5689178
Lori restraining Lincolns arms and kissing him while Ronnie gives him the Succ
>>5689235
His point is that you are or he is, in case you're not the same guy, a disgusting degenerate that's only trying to trick himself into thinking that he's not actually that bad because /tlhg/ is as bad or even worse than ponyfuckin, scat, furries and others.
We all know that's not true but hey, whatever keeps them from losing it completely and raping someone's dog
>>5689055
I like this
I like the thought of Luna, growing up with Luan with all of her jokes, learned to just go with it. Even if she may not be into it herself.
>>5689248
>pop
I want westerners off my fucking /tlhg/
>>5688972
>>5689294
>omorashi
thats the unpleasant sensation of needing to take a piss
usually depicted by a girl dancing in place or otherwise hunched over with an awkward and slightly pained expression on their face.
>>5689302
Isn't "pop" more of a northerner thing?
>>5689225
Aw, but I understand. Great second fic, dude
I love you Lana
>>5689302
Fuck you, Don. Pop is a Midwest thing
>>5689325
Mix of both I would think
I know a guy from Montana that always likes to brag that it's called pop, make of that what you will
>>5689326
Thank you, I just hope people like my next one as well.
>>5689294
Nice, thanks in advance
>>5689336
I wonder what the mood is like in the studio when they animate these parts.
>>5689373
CUM ALL OVER THE ANIMATION PANEL
>>5689373
>No, you need to make the ass MORE jiggly
We're I'm from, we just call it either coke or cola.
>>5689398
>sooda
It's "Soda" like "Usoda".
>>5687953
SHE'S A BIG GUY
>>5689410
Shut the hell up, Cletus
>>5689219
You're my nigga and my friend.
>>5689373
I wonder how many things they've scrapped from episodes, how many ideas are just sitting there because they're a little bit too inappropriate.
>>5689410
So do you call Pepsi and Sprite "Coke" as well?
>>5689411
N-NANI!?
>>5689411
Are you an idiot? Soda sounds nothing like that
>>5689424
What would this show look like if it was one of those adult Netflix original series, like F Is For Family, or something off of Adult Swim?
>It's a 'Noodle grows up to be a qt bilingual' episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSqPj3gdBBw
>>5689453
Pepsi, yes, Sprite is Sprite though. We only use the word soda as a catch-all for multiple brands and flavors.
>No one here calls it "sodee pop"
>>5689475
You fucking what?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WViDaq9j910
Where do you live where Soda doesn't sound like that?
>that episode Lynns filthiness got the house condemned by the sanitation department
>not calling it tonic
>>5689477
Wow, I hate Noodle Now!
>>5689477
>noodle does racing
>russel does cats
>>5689492
you misspelled Lana
>>5689483
But why? Pepsi doesn't deserve to be called Coke, it tastes like caffeinated sugared urine.
>not calling it sparkling sugar water
>>5689511
If it makes you feel any better, it's called cola just as much if not more.
>>5689511
Pretty sure it's just like how people call all sorts of adhesive bandages "Band-aids".
>>5689424
I really can't imagine much they had to take out. I mean, fucking look at what the episodes have already. Constant dutch ovens, jiggly asses, jiggly breasts, blood, etc.
Nick is letting them get away with a LOT of shit
>>5689498
You man a cold carbonated fizzy sippy?
/tlhg/ - Linguistics & Anthropology
>>5689523
Don't forget cuckold jokes.
>drinking the the fizzy Jew
>>5689522
>not sealing your wounds with duct tape
>I will LITERALLY turn you into a human pretzel!
>No that is LITERALLY the worst thing I've ever heard!
>You should LITERALLY text an embarrassing picture of him to all his friends!
>You LITERALLY disgust me!
>I LITERALLY had to call you right away!
>I LITERALLY found the cutest dress to wear!
>The fun will LITERALLY never stop!
>Heaven forbid we be our actual, LITERAL selves!
>Coming through, LITERALLY!
>This is LITERALLY genius!
>I've LITERALLY been waiting 17 years for someone in this family who likes the things I like!
>That is LITERALLY the dumbest thing you have ever said!
>I LITERALLY have an entire wardrobe to pack!
>It's LITERALLY the top of mom's old girdle!
>That is LITERALLY the funniest thing I have ever seen!
>They are LITERALLY worse than Lincoln!
>You're LITERALLY seeing Bobby behind my back!
>If we all start trading chores, it will LITERALLY open up a can of worms!
>And when she goes, she gets way too excited and LITERALLY ruins everything!
>We've LITERALLY searched the whole house and nothing!
>Bobby is LITERALLY Ronnie Anne's brother!
>It's like we're LITERALLY meant to be!
>LITERALLY, right?!
>The garbage guys LITERALLY tried to take Lana to the dump!
>But we LITERALLY have no musical talent!
>You LITERALLY just fired your own dad!
>I bet they LITERALLY had the boringest day ever!
>I bet I can LITERALLY carry the most bags!
>Are you LITERALLY joking right now?!
>You're like LITERALLY one of the girls!
>I LITERALLY got hired!
>You're LITERALLY babbling!
>I LITERALLY don't see Lincoln anywhere!
>The Sadie Hawkins is LITERALLY the most important dance in a girl's life!
>I'm LITERALLY not going to that!
>I LITERALLY don't think I have a boyfriend anymore!
>You are LITERALLY a great bro!
>She's LITERALLY torturing us!
>This house is LITERALLY falling apart!
>You're LITERALLY bleeding!
>Bobby LITERALLY just got a job as a stock boy!
>>5689523
I think nicks come to realize that a decent amount of viewership comes from lonely men in their 20's and try to work with that while keep it appropriate for kids, there's no way they made half the Rita bits with just kids in mind.
>>5689535
>DUDE PUT JEW IN FRONT OF ANYTHING AND IT MAKES IT LOOK BAD HAHA LMAO
Soda is delicious in moderation you fucking cancer
>>5689522
>what are household names
All tissues are Kleenex
>>5689533
Also that fucking "ball-less" joke in Space Invader
>>5689530
It's just saying what regional dialects we use
>>5689476
It would probably be like Eddie Puss extended edition with 1 boy and 10 sisters and a hot mom basically.
If it was by someone else other than Savino though i doubt it'd be as fun.
Suddenly I got a strong urge to commission a artist for lewds of Lily.
>>5689560
Yeah, the joke is in the exaggeration.
>>5689476
Stuff like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO3fYphfzJE
>>5688923
good work dude
>>5689554
Not him, but fuck you, faggot. You should NEVER drink pop. That shit rots your brain and your teeth, regardless if you drink it "in moderation"
>>5689548
This is LITERALLY full now, right?
>>5689586
>pop
>>5689554
>putting jew infront of everything isn't hilarious
I live to see what they'll come up with next
>tfw I enjoy the Herbal Jew every other day
>>5689548
I love her, I LITERALLY do
are you guys really arguing about soda/pop/coke seriously just talk about something related to the show
>>5689550
True
>>5689569
Nito pls go
>>5689605
Shut up pussydick.
>>5689476
It'd probably be a lot like the oblongs
Also Luna would say cunt a lot
>>5689605
Okay! Fuck content creators!!!
>>5689605
We call it Bebidas here
>>5689605
What do they call soda in Michigan
>>5689623
Gosdrykkir here
have you ever seen anything so perfect
>>5689605
The general definition is soda. Coke/Cola is a type of soda. It's not that difficult, folks.
>>5689623
>Bebidas
Nigga what.
>>5689633
Water
>>5689633
Microbrew
>>5689633
My dad is from Michigan, he calls it pop or soda most of the time.
>>5689637
They're called Gaseosas in my country
>>5689639
Why do they own so many wigs?
>>5689592
C'mon then
I'll kick your ass, m8
>>5689620
Which artists/writers would you stick your dick into?
>>5689639
Yes, her name is Leni.
>>5689660
>My ex wife still misses me
>but her aim is getting better!
>>5689633
Pop
>>5689623
Oh look, a huefag/portugafag/esefag
>>5689689
What's an esefag
>>5689668
>>5689605
Not all of them, we talking about how they could possibly have ideas sitting in their studio because they're too much for the kids.
Speaking of, i'm glad nobody thinks of bare shoulder dresses as too much.
>that bare shoulder Leni
>drinking the sugary jew
it's almost like you want to trade your teeth for diabetes
>>5689483
Are you a Flip?
>>5689713
I know there's art of Leni in that dress, but damn, I'm surprised there's nothing with that Lola.
>>5689710
>>5689660
She probably Shaved Lincoln's head completely some time in the past for a white-hair wig
>>5689724
Spic/Chink living in Texas.
>>5689674
Learn to dubs faggot
>>5689701
Spics.
>>5689660
And why do they own so many different costumes of each other?
P O L L Y
A
I
N
>>5689498
Older Lincoln vaping when?
>>5689748
Maybe Luan dressed up like that since she was 4
>>5689755
>>5689757
Older Luan has got it going ON.
>>5689746
Oh, then yes
>tfw that guy you knew who drunk RC
>>5689755
Cute
>>5689000
Trips confirm it
>>5689029
I would
>>5689755
>>5689769
>tfw no one makes art of Tabby or Haiku anymore
>tfw it's all Polly
>>5689791
Ultrahand is a Luan/Lenifag, so it makes sense why he gave them the best ASSets
>>5689812
>mfw Polly was hated at first
>>5689757
>Flat Lori
>>5689812
Feels good
>tfw always liked Polly best, once the episode actually aired
>>5689836
I didn't like her at first but the more i see of her the more she grows on me. And i'm not just talking about fanart that makes her cuter.
I don't know what it is about her.
>>5689812
Polly looks like she's in Special Ed.
>>5689757
>that Lola
>>5688697
Speg too much austimo?
>>5689794
Why though, she is easily the second ugliest sister
>>5689257
>Reminder that Lincoln's hair is white because his sisters are like high maintenance girlfriends who he can't break up with and stop doing shit for
ftfy
>>5689877
What does Polly's feet smell like after a whole day of shating all day?
>>5689891
Lincoln's hair is actually white because he was adopted after his birth parents were arrested on account of child abuse.
BUT HEY.
>>5689865
Polly wears a helmet because she's using roller-skates you mong
>>5689670
wright and feebop tbqfh, fee seems super comfy and wright is marriage material
>>5689917
Yeah I know but she still looks retarded
>>5689912
Fuck you, I read that in his voice.
>>5689877
>Tabby is a desk-lamp
That's pretty fucking good
>>5689908
>shating
>>5689908
>shating
>>5689886
I think she does have her fans, butt they're so slight.
>>5689908
>shating
Wait a minute
>>5689908
Fuck, I meant
*skating
>>5689958
No, you don't
>>5689912
does that mean it isn't incest if he has sex with one of his sisters
>>5689958
Nope, now you're going to get Polly scat art. You better like it, too.
>>5689908
>shating
>>5689724
>She doesn't heart back
>Gives his ass a thumbs up
>>5689930
Rita Loud use to do porn in exchange for money so she could pay her way through college before she met Lynn Sr.
BUT HEY!
>>5689969
Never
Ever
>>5689912
Now we all know from the last video that Lincoln Loud is actually adopted... but what if I told you there was evidence in the show to prove that ALL the kids where adopted!?
>>5689974
Why do you have pictures of this ass saved even?
>>5689958
You know what you originally meant.
>>5689836
>>5689847
Feels good to be an original Pollyfag
>tfw everyone was up Punk """"QT""""" snatch
>tfw now she's "growing" on them
Fuck off, faggots
>>5689974
>Lincoln goes to pornhub
>searchs one of his favorite categories, 'MILF'
>'Oldschool MILF takes two dicks at once'
>"...MOM!?"
>>5689980
GoodNightMisterMonster might do it, if he isn't still dead.
>>5689670
couchman, I want to make him wet and horny after what they did to those anons.
>>5689974
Can you imagine a world, where we're all represented by a font?
>>5689670
>not Abuseguy
I bet he'll dress up as Luna during, too. Get all kinky and start talking like her.
>>5689908
>shating all day
Now we know why her and Lynn are friends.
>>5689856
It's her smile for me. The way that it's so huge and that her top lip is curves out more than her bottom lip is cute to me
>>5689987
GET OUT OF MY MIND
reminder
>>5690024
"Lincoln sees one of his family members in porn" is such a good idea I'm surprised nobody's written something for it yet.
>>5689886
Blame Stephen King.
>>5690071
>bgarrison
more like A. Wyatt Mann.
>>5690044
>"I'd be Comic sans, because I'm shit"
>>5690071
She deserves better than that
>>5690097
>implying A. Wyatt Mann and Zyklon Ben aren't the same person
>>5689670
>Implying I have a dick
>>5690107
>tfw carol has 3 lashes and non saggy tits
>>5690107
Indeed
>>5689757
>13 year olds
>that stacked
Why don't you take a seat over here, anon
I enjoy how yuriffic this thread is.
>>5689670
moondaffodil, I bet he'd be down for it too
>>5689832
Is he really a Luanfag? All that fat stuff is supposed to be hot, then?
>>5689757
Lucy looks like she belongs in the Amish.
>>5690164
Are you serious? Were you not here when he explained in detail just how he became a fat fetishist?
>>5690135
Maybe, but
THAT'S JUST A THEORY
>>5690164
>All that fat stuff is supposed to be hot, then?
No, the guy with the fat fetish that draws fat stuff would never draw fat stuff because it's suppose to be hot.
good afternoon faggots,
>>5690162
Nah, he'd rather have you fuck his bf while he watches
>>5690107
>Carol Pingrey in the house
>Not using that time to molest Lincoln
such madness you taint me with
>>5690162
>>5690193
>he
>>5690095
I'll fuggle wright"fag" and save him from his Abusive relationship
>>5690080
>Lincoln finally finds some private time on the laptop to discover himself
>types "naked girl boobs" into google and stumbles around for a bit
>finds a porn site soon enough
>clicks first video he sees
>"amateur video petite brunette gets fucked hard"
>grainy feed in some back room somewhere
>can barely make out the people in the scene, let alone their faces
>some wiry dude and a cute chick
>they're talking, but there's no audio so Linc can't hear the words
>they giggle and mess around for a minute before they get to the good stuff
>the girl strips and gets fucked silly up against the wall for the next seven minutes
>after it's over, the girl reaches over and turns off the camera
>for that brief few seconds, Lincoln gets a clear view of the woman's face
>unmistakeably, absolutely, undeniably, Luna Loud
>Lincoln is horrified
>He immediately closes out of the internet and turns off the computer
>it's hard to face his sister at dinnertime.
>>5690162
>Moon
>"He"
Good joke
>>5690209
Being a mtf tranny doesn't count
>>5690182
A GAY THEORY
>>5690209
>>5690182
What kind theories would MatPat have for The Loud House?
>>5690199
*gasp*
oh anon, you shouldn't have
>>5690080
>One of the best presents Lincoln had even received in her life was his much beloved laptop he got in his twelfth birthday. It basically changed his life. Prior to that, he had to settle of more archaic means of entertainment, such as comics, action figures, and models (which he still loved dearly), but now he had the opportunity to enjoy some technology in his private little domain...
>And yes, that meant exactly what you'd expect for a twelve year old boy. Months into his discovery on the vast network of porn, Lincoln was still astonishing by just how much there was! Literally millions of videos for hot girls and women all available at his horny little finger tips. Not to mention the R34 stuff, but he was still getting introduced to that
>3:00. The house was breaking a few decibels with how loud it was as Lincoln made it home from his walk and sprinted up the stairs
>He closed the door and jumped onto the bed where his laptop was left waiting for him. Even in his room, the screaming and guitar riffs could still be heard, until he put in the noise cancelling headphone that where plugged into his computer
>...
>Silence...
>He places the computer off to his side, unzipped his pants, and opened up his most frequently browsed website. You'd never guess what it was
>>5690225
>types "naked girl boobs" into google and stumbles around for a bit
Is this really how kids find their porn nowadays?
>>5690241
Whatever you want to think, anon.
>>5690252
Hunker down, boy, we're about to get primal up in this bitch
>>5690251
Fil Theory: THE LOUD HOUSE- Lincoln's SECRET Identity!
>>5690225
>Luna
>not his mother
pfff okay
>>5690277
She's probably the most likely one to be into that stuff. Besides, I'm not actually into Rita.
>>5690260
Where you need eleven?
>Megan Fox hot
>Megan Fox nude
>Megan Fox real naked
>Sexy girls for free
>Porn for free
>Porn with no viruses
>>5690162
>>5690209
>>5690193
>>5690232
>>5690241
I leave for 10 minutes to take a nice relaxing shower, and I return to this?
For absolute shame.
>>5690260
when i was like 8-9 i looked at my first porn by typing shit in like 'peepee' 'boobies'
>>5690291
never*
>>5690297
>>5690260
I just typed in "Big Bears.com".
friendly reminder of why /sug/ and /tlhg/ are eternal enemies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j38aX4JxINQ
>>5689743
drop out and kys dumb ass!
Comfy fic i finished last night.
Hope you guys like it
actual cookie recipe at the end
http://pastebin.com/XpssS5Gf
>>5690295
Bend over and spread those cheeks, moon.
>>5690314
>>5690328
Forgot pic
>>5690314
Actually, I think what got me into porn were other kids on the playground talking about porn sites during recess.
I was only, like, 2nd grade, I think.
Had to fit in, so started looking it up, myself.
>>5690295
When's more Rump in the Night?
>>5690251
>"Hey guys, so today I'm discussing the Loud house. And I don't mean my house when I get a little too excited over the newest FNAF," *picture of photoshopped smiling Matt* ""I mean the Nickolodeon cartoon about a boy and his ten sisters. Except, they're not real."
*intro plays*
"Hello everybody, and welcome to Gayme theory, where ewe're going to discuss *voice gets a higher pitch* whether Lincoln's sisters actually exists or whether Lincoln's just imagining them all to cope with his *insert mental condition here*. Now, I know this sound ludicrous at first, even I didn't believe it, but once you really get into the lore you'll notice things that make it more and more plausible."
*15 minutes of bullshitting, cherrypicking and misinterpreting*
"So that's why I'm definitely right and everyone else is wrong. Butt hey, that's just a theory. A GAYME THEORY! See you guys next time."
*Faggot outro*
Fin
>>5690295
Just accept that you're now a qt grill, and probably a fujoshi.
>>5690291
I found a website with a video of a guy fucking three women in all their holes
I probably shouldn't have trusted that link in my Runescape chat
>>5690350
2nd grade would mean those kids and you would be around 8-9. I really hope that isn't true and you're remembering incorrectly.
>>5690362
>Not Film Theory
>>5690323
No way, these dubs prove I´ll win
>>5689623
More like Gaseosas.
>>5690295
Wanna fug?
What's that?
>>5690331
L-Lewd, my butt is only for squeezes, not fucks anon!
>>5690351
Soon.
>>5690381
I can fight back on this.
Also fujos please leave.
>>5690393
No, pretty sure it was about that age, cause it was before I started getting bullied and getting into trouble.
They were Bosnian, too.
I got into the porn game young.
>my first experience with internet porn was back in 2002 on funnyjunk. There was a picture of a girl with her flabby boobs popping out of her wedding dress
>eventually it was deleted and that motivated me to search for more.
WTF IS THIS
>>5690455
>makes fluffy pics
>constantly gets drunk at parties
>makes a yuri fic where you're clearly self-inserting as Luna
>>5690494
a thread
My first time seeing porn was on some site that was supposed to show times autocorrect messed with people's texts. I eventually came across one where someone meant to say "hey, you should go to reddit.com it's a cool website" but instead they ended up typing "hey you should go to redtube.com it's a cool website"
My curiosity got the best of me and I went there to check it out. I was about 10 at the time
>>5690509
I mean, that's probably part of it, and I'm sure he's definitely laughing at how he's probably gotten people to fap to fat stuff that they probably normally wouldn't have, but he's always had a fat fetish.
It's not even the first time he's shared that story, just the first time in these threads.
>>5690530
I don't mind fat stuff, but I find the idea of shoving your dick in a belly button repulsive. I can't imagine how painful that would be.
>>5690509
>implying people here DISLIKE fat shit
He explained it a few weeks ago, but it was well known that he actually loved fat shit since the beginning.
Anyone know someone who would do this?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BLTo3NeBr19/
>>5688972
Fine.
>>5690421
Yeah I know that's the correct term. But here we call them bebidas
>>5690567
Whoa
>>5690567
No, but do I hope that we get some stuff out of it.
>>5690515
That's extra levels of wrong considering my plans for 4loko 2loko, anon. I don't want to be fucked with a strapon!
>>5690537
Maybe it's one of those things that sounds/looks hot in 2D but isn't good in practice?
Anyway, here's when he posted it: http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/5437266/#5438567
Actually kind of hot, shamefully enough, though I feel weird talking about a person.
>you will never be a shota getting sat on by a xbox hueg woman
Can you truly call this living?
>>5690567
Actual end game!
>>5690567
SHE HAS TRANSCENDED DIMENSIONS
>>5690608
How about getting fucked by a real dick?
>>5690567
How much would you pay her to go on a date with you while dressing and acting like Luna?
>>5690567
>They'll probably do a Lori and a Leni
HOW BADLY WILL THEY FUCK IT UP?
>>5690257
>The black background of his favorite website always got his in the mode, like he knew immediately like he was on a dirty site. Well, obviously he was, but that was beside the point. Lincoln barely had any self control and often times just picked the first video he saw, but this time he choose to be more selective
>'18' is what he typed into the search bar. After it loaded he scrolled down a little to...
>"Lori!?"
>The thumbnail of the video in question nearly gave Lincoln a panick attack. It WAS his sister undeniably, and she was toplessly fellating someone
>Lincoln threw his hand over his mouth. This couldn't be right, there HAD to be an explaination for this... Against his better judgment, he decided to click on the video. While he waited for it to load in the other page he mentally assured himself that it wasn't weird because he was doing it do research
>'I mean, I HAVE to see it if it really is her. It's something I have to do.'
>The video started after he clicked out of an ad for '25 cent viagra pills deliveries right to you!', and after a short scene informating the audience that this video was an act between two consenting adults, he worried what exactly he'd see next
>It opened with a high angle shot of his sister seated on a black couch with a big stupid smile. She wasn't fully clothed in the thumbnail, but looking at her regular old warode assured to Lincoln this was in fact his sister. God, he was about to feel sick
>"So what's you name?" the unshown voice from behind the camera asked
>The teenage subject moved in her seat a little before answering "It's Lori."
>"And how old are you?"
>"Uhh... I'm 18." she chuckled
>"Are you sure?"
>Lori coyly covered her mouth and looked off in a different direction
>"Okay" the man laughed "We saw your I.D. It checked out. So how long have you been doing this sort of thing?"
Draven here?
>>5690667
>dressing and acting like Luna
So buy her two beers and get to pump n' dump her? Okay.
>>5690667
Dinner and a movie, $200 (plus expenses). I wish I was joking.
>>5690681
Keep going my man
>>5690667
A nice, crispy 500kr bill, minus expenses
>>5689402
Someone edit this with Hitler in the screen
>>5690608
>Moon is a symbol of femininity
Sure you don't.
[stillnospoilers]Sounds juicy, looking forward to it[/stillnospoilers]
>>5690567
That actually came up pretty well
>>5689530
It gets even worse when us spics try to discuss which Spanish is the best.
>>5690743
Catalan.
>>5690762
Sure.
>>5690681
>Feeling betrayed reading this
The price to pay for being an incestfag
>>5690743
If I were talking to God, I would speak the Spain dialect. If I were talking to the devil, I think I'd use Catallan.
OH SHIT, STUDY MUFFIN WAS LEAKED!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkoZGZqeAZI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8i6PAz0ilY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DkjLmAq1sE
>>5690810
I finally get the pun in "Study Muffin" now.
>Fat Fetishist Luan will never make a return
>Fat Luna will never make a return
it hurts.
>>5690784
I'm real curious about the context of this scene.
>>5690810
you got the one where the pedo ran like a bitch & got away?
Going through old threads are fun
>>5690036
You already have anon!
>>5690810
>that Hansen vs. Predator where the predator admitted to almost fucking a boy
>>5690432
Maybe some other time anon.
>>5690666
Sorry Satan, I'd probably be the dom.
>>5690719
>Symbol of femininity.
This sounds like a meme that I actually need to squash now.
>>5690810
>"I'm Chris Hansen"
>No you're not.
10/10 Savino does it again!
Why do people say that Lynn is the only Loud who likes to be watched meanwhile it takes a shit?
I love her so much
>>5690896
>Sorry Satan, I'd probably be the dom.
As long as my dick gets inside you I don't really care.
to the bridal carry lewd request anon, hope this came out ok
>Polls from April threads
Who is the BEST girl?
https://strawpoll.me/7382028
Who is the WORST Girl?
https://strawpoll.me/7382026
Who you wanna FUCK
https://strawpoll.me/7382056
>>5690681
>"Well, I wanted to same it until marriage, but I lost my virginity last year."
>Lincoln wasn't surprised by this answer. He was reminded of Bobby. Where the hell was he! How could he let something like this happen to her, he was her boyfriend for god's sake!"
>"So what made you want to do porn?"
>"My boyfriend said I'd be good at it."
>Lincoln's eyes flu open, teeth gritting at what his beautiful, innocent sister just said. To think she could have been persuaded by him made his skin crawl. Bobby was fucking dead!
>"And this is a current boyfriend?"
>"Yep."
>"That's kind of cool he's letting you do this."
>"It's something I've literally always wanted to try!"
>If it wasn't already plainly spelled out for him, it sure was now. This was his older sister
>"So what are some of your favorite sex positions."
>"I really like doggy style-"
>He had to muted the video and just think for a minute. Alright, you have enough evidence to prove its her. Now what? Tell mom and dad? Try to talk to her? Get Clyde and some friends together to beat the crap out of Bobby?' There wasn't a clear cut answer he could think of. The act in question already happened for the world to see, so it's not like his innvolvement could change that. Feeling stressed out and dejected by this, he looked back to the screen to see the face of his sister. It always made him feel better to look at her, at least until her was reminded it was in the form of an adult film
>Then she stood up and started removing her top, revealing her white bra underneath. There was a pain in Lincoln's chest as he unmuted the video out of curiosity
>>5690810
Jokes aside, I just discovered Tutor's name is "Hugh"
>>5690987
>Lucy and Leni
>Lily and Lola
>Lily and Lori
>>5690979
No the OR, but nice anon!
>start on this
>become increasingly unhappy with it the more I work on it
;_;7
>>5691003
We know, Geordi.
>>5691014
but it's pretty good so far?
waht are you a pussy?
>>5690848
It's just a scene that shows the difference between his facade of an innocent young guy and the real him.
Basically he's "chinese electric batman". God those words bring back memories years ago /a/, before 2010
>>5690991
Will Lincoln blackmail Lori into taking his virginity with the video?
>>5691014
WHO'S THAT PUSSYMON
>>5690991
The anger is real, and so is the pain.
>>5690991
I usually love some good ol' fashioned debauchery, but this one is making me incredibly uncomfortable...
I like it! Continue!
>>5690949
Okay sure, if that's what you really think will happen.
>>5691014
Trust me,
to be alive.... to walk this earth...
that's the real curse right there.
>>5690991
Waitin for the part where they ask her about her family and she describes her siblings or some shit.
>>5691054
I'm a massive Lenifag, who do you think it'll be?
>>5691044
Maybe it's Drawfriend: Electric Boogaloo.
>>5691081
Luna
>>5690979
Nice work! You may want to practice vaginas a little more, but it's pretty good!
>>5691081
Lana
>>5691095
I thought the same at the first time.
>>5691084
Draw friend Rising: Revengence
>>5691084
>>5691111
>comparing my magic to drawfriend's faggotry
That's a fuckin' first right there.
>>5691095
Been there, done that. Also some Loris. Needs more Leni though. Lots and lots more Leni.
>>5691099
>You may want to practice vaginas a little more
I bet that's what your mom said when she caught you sticking your dick inside a fleshlight.
>>5691014
No, that is good
Which reminds me, I don't know if it's bene posted, but:
>>>/aco/905263
>>>/aco/905256
That lewd visual novel game is either going to be out at Halloween, or never.
>>5690979
Disgusting, get this shit out of here
>>5691141
>lewd visual novel game
I don't know what that is, can you explain?
>>5691098
>>5691111
Quads don't lie; Drawfriend came back for more drama.
>>5691164
Basically someone got overambitious like most game creators, realized he couldn't draw worth shit, and was extremely off put with finishing his game.
>>5690979
Hey, nice work VI!
>>5691159
You leave my homie alone!
(Pic unrelated)
how many times have Lori and Bobby break up? (Butterfly Effect doesn't count right?)
>>5690991
NOOOOOOOO THIS HAS POTENTIAL. DO NOT MAKE IT INCEST SMUT B E A T B O B B Y
>>5691141
Yeah, i know, i'm used to this.
Worst thing is, there's always a glimmer of hope in me, no matter what. And it still hurts when it's blown out with a simple gust of wind.
>>5691164
It's a game, in the visual novel format, that's lewd.
Play as Licoln, fuck everybody, watch them fuck, etc.
https://thelewdhousegame.blogspot.com/
The guy got pretty ambitious, so I suppose it isn't too surprising, and he started talking about wanting to work on something original, instead.
>>5691199
I'm genuinely sad about that game man, I was really really excited for it. RIP Sean Murray's dreams btw, kinda feel bad for that guy too.
>>5691186
>filename
>>5691141
I've never been the positive guy when it comes in terms of hope. It was a fun ride tho.
RIP our only chance to get something enjoyable.
>>5691270
This comes to show how hardworking our content creators are.
>>5690991
>"And the bra too."
>Lori moved her hands to the back to unhook her bra, allowed the article of clothing to fall to the ground after removing the straps from her shoulders
>Lincoln was now staring at his older sisters completely exposed breasts, mouth ajar. He member was twitching inside his underwear. His mind was warring with itself 'What the hell is wrong with me? Close out of the video already.' It continued to play while Lincoln hovered over the "X" at the top and clicked it with slight hesitate. The entire page disappeared in a matter of a few seconds
>He was free from whatever his mind wanted his body to do. He layed on the bed with a twiching semi-erect dick...
>'Remember the time you jerked off in Lucy's panties? And Lynn's too?'
>He ran a hand through his hair, trying to forget the awful things he did in the privacy of his room
>'But that's just it. You're in private. Nobody's gonna find out.'
>He was NOT going to masturbate to a porno staring his sister. End of story.
>'Whatever. You're just holding yourself back from another hot girl.'
>But she wasn't just another hot girl! This was someone he really cared about.
>'You know you have a crush on her.'
>That's... In a family this big it makes things like that a little less weird-
>"Fuck it."
>He opened up his laptop again and click on the last viewed page in his history
>>5691141
doot me up
(doot me up inside)
>>5691193
>The guy got pretty ambitious
Except he didn't, he knew from the start what he was getting into. And i'll be damned if he didn't make a real solid foundation for it. It's university that got in the way plus i don't think he's THAT big of a Loud House fan as most in this general.
I know i sound biased but i'm not, i just followed him from the start because i wanted to see what he makes of it. I really wanted a Loud House game.
Like i said here >>5691191
> there's always a glimmer of hope in me
And i can never shake that. I know it's very likely that the project's gonna die but i'm just saying what the dev did so far is pretty good, especially when you compare it to all those other hacks on /aco/.
>>5691285
Oh god this is not the way I wanted this to go.
I think my Luan is broken
>>5691322
No, you've found a rare special edition Luan who finds dark and morbid things funny. Treat her well.
>>5691285
W A S T E D
>>5691322
Have you tried turning her off and on again?
>>5691295
Dude, the only person you should be giving a fuck about from /aco/ is the Four Elements Dev. Fucker came outta nowhere with an ALPHA of his game that he threw together in a month, and it has more content than any other demo we've had so far.
And he's promising similar sized updates at least once a month until the project is complete.
And then there's Oni, who actually comes through with his promises on what'll be in each new build, and gives time tables he sticks to, unlike the SU devs.
>>5691285
Gotta agree with the other anons here. This fic had decent emotional potential; it's a shame it's just turning into another lewd imo.
>>5691295
I just mean that he kept coming up with more and more ideas that may have prolonged it. I still think he should've at least gotten the game done, with the writing first, then worrying about art and how to implement it. Since a part of what seemed to have delayed it was how he said he didn't know how to manipulate the style, well.
With how much people go on about fanfics, here, I doubt people would've minded that kind of minimalistic approach.
In any case, there's always a chance that he does finish, and if he doesn't, that he'll put out the stuff he's got.
>>5691285
Have some mercy you goddamned monster
>>5690869
Ayy, is that you, MIC?
Here's some more Leni meets a Wizard
>Leni woke up with her blonde little sister sleeping peacefully in her arms.
>Lori had already woken up and left the room, which was a shame, because she really wanted to talk with her about her beaner loving tendencies.
>Leni shook her sister's shoulder gently.
>Lola's eyes fluttered open as she let out a cute yawn.
>"Like, morning sleepy head." Leni whispered.
>Lola sat up in bed as leni followed suit.
>"Thanks for reading to me last night."
>Leni pulled her little sister into a hug with a flurry of giggles.
>"totally not a problem, Lola!"
>Today was a special day.
>It was the day of the Loud family yard sale
>And the competition was already heating up!
>The day passed by quickly as Leni and her sisters and brother quickly sold nearly everything in the house.
>Unfortunately, they had also sold their baby sister Lily's favorite blanket!
>Each of them canvassed the town, each searching for the sacred item
>At the end of the day, it wasnt lost at all, and on top of that, they had all gotten swindled by Flip, the gas station owner!
>All the Loud children sat on the floor in the living room, all steamed that they had been cheated.
>Leni could guess why. After all, Flip was a money grubbing business owner with a huge nose.
>It didn't take long for her to connect the dots
>'That kike, like, totally jewed us out of our money!' she thought.
>"What are we gonna do? We need our money to buy back all our stuff!" Lincoln asked, dejectedly.
>Leni put a finger to her chin in thought.
>"We should like, totally go see him and demand our money back!"
>"But we're just kids! What can we do if he says no?" Lana asked
>Leni pondered the question a bit longer.
>"Disguises!" Leni shouted.
>"We wear disguises and then he wont know we're not adults!"
>"But what are we going to wear?"
>Leni thought back to her friends in the woods.
>They were plenty scary to her!
>"Everyone go to the lenin closet and grab an old bedsheet!"
>>5691285
DON'T BACK OUT NOW ANON. WRITE WHAT YOU WANTED TO WRITE.
>>5691193
>visual novel format
So basically a comic?
So it's just a 2D animated game?
>>5691285
I agree that it would be more interesting if it went somewhere, but it's not like this isn't the direction it wasn't always going to go into.
>>5691285
You can still turn this around, do not waste.
>>5691414
Yep, whats up ayy?
>>5691363
>Implying he could turn any girl on
>>5691285
I really want to see a destroyed reputation here. Please, don't waste it.
>>5691426
>lenin closet
But bolshevism is degenerate!
>>5691439
Essentially a CYOA comic in a video game format, yes.
Some have mini-games, some have certain goals or things you can unlock, but ultimately, you'll be going through preset environments with gameplay changing depending on how you play it. Some force you into certian endings, while some allow you or expect you to explore the whole game, but generally in a limited amount of time to force you to try again with different routes.
>>5691439
Nigger, have this mega link. Download the game, play it, and you'll have an idea of what he wanted to do.
https://mega.nz/#!kF0nAJAR!xRPRinDBm3NOS2iWjIC_J9_zM7V0UZQ6k4qVseEpkfg
>>5691285
>Good idea goes to waste due to some prepubscentfags and their uncontrollable hormons
IT'S LIVE HOUSE ALL OVER AGAIN!
>>5690176
[spoiler]no i wasnt[/spoiler]
>>5691480
Every. Fucking. Time! I make that mistake a lot. But the mental image is kinda funny.
>>5691499
No problem bud.
>>5691507
You're back! I was getting worried.
>>5691492
If you rethink it, it may have both scenarios and become a god tier fic. Lincoln might even add his other sisters to beat the shit out of him if he shows them the video.
Skinnie and Fattie Anne.
>>5691540
Shit out of Bobby*
>>5691346
This Luan doesn't want to talk with me. What should I do?
>>5691551
Shes a mexican she was BOUND to turn into a fatty eventually
>>5691566
Prove your worth to her by going out and pulling "pranks" that disrupt society, hurt people, or incite panic. Then she'll start to open up to you.
as
DELETE
DELETE
DELETE
>>5691566
Fuck her mouth until it starts making noises
d e d
e
d
>>5691595
Is season 2 going to be great?
>>5691285
Working the smarks. Don't worry, we'll get to the humiliation after Lincoln has some fun.
>He remembered the time in the video it was stopped at, only a minute and a half into a twelve minute video
>Lori slid off her bra again, giving the now much less conflicted Lincoln time to appreciate her boobs, especially her nipples. It was like years of trying to 'accidentally' catch a glimpse of his changing sister finally paid off. The pain in hurt chest returned upon hearing the faceless voice from the other end of the camera
>"Goddamn..."
>Lori giggled, jumping up and down in the air a little, to shake them. As if edited incorrectly or by an amateur, the video now faded white quickly, transitioning into a close up shot of Lori sucking on the tip of another mans cock, similar to the thumbnail
>The sudden transition made Lincoln's dong fly up in a matter of seconds.
>His topless sister stroked the man's shaft while licking and kissing his head "Shit." she commented to herself
>"What's wrong."
>Lori could barely answer trying not to laught "I'm used to smaller ones."
>"Just take you time, baby. You're doing great."
>He couldn't resist the urge to touch yourself anymore. As Lori slowly wrapped her mouth further and further down the man's shaft, Lincoln trying to mimic the sensation by stroking himself in time with her fellatio
>"Yeah, suck that fucking dick."
>Lori's head bounced up and down on the man's groin. She hardly even came up for air, gagging and moaning on his large phallus, one he was growing increasingly jealous of. Somehow the though of his own, much smaller penis being presented to his sister and her being less impressed crossed his mind
>He tried to erase his mind from that though, gripping tighter on his dick in anticipation for what was to come next
>Lori popped the man's cock out of her mouth "How was that?"
>"Like a pro, baby!"
>>5691551
Could you draw more fat Leni pretty please?
I need a list of the memes associated with each CC
>>5691667
And God existed for today.
>>5691667
>He couldn't resist the urge to touch yourself anymore
Freudian slip? Aside from that, good stuff
>>5687033
Who's the big sister now?
This is my Lisa. There are many like her, but this one is mine.
>>5691551
That'll happen if you put queso in everything, but since this makes it so much easier for her to pin Lincoln down, maybe that was her plan from the start.
>>5691671
I thoroughly second this.
>>5691667
I just want it stop hurting
>>5691683
>drawfriend: crybaby/asshole
>caliborn: every other green avatarfag
>moondaffodil: cuck
>nito: babyfuck
>wrightfag+abseguy: married
>sb99: bad
>enclave: nightmare fuel
Those are off the top of my head, a lot of them aren't all that memey
This is my Luan
>>5691671
>>5691751
I can't tell if y'all are fooling or if y'all actually want more fat Leni.
>>5691776
Mine's better.
>>5691667
eh im fine with this
>>5691763
I'm not a cuck, end this meme. Just have me be a belligerent drunk.
>>5691784
>amazing water color look
>but digusting everything else
>ugh those eyes
>>5691784
>Telling lies on the internet
Why woud we do that?
>Two threads up
S T O P
T
O
P
>>5691830
Not saying yo are, just that it is the meme you're known for
>>5691667
moondaffycuck is the one writing this right?
>>5691426
Is this gonna be the climax?
>>5691763
>moondaffodil: cuck
Get with the times, the new meme is that moon's a grill
Now, with color
>>5691855
>one Lola
>one Lana
>don't know which one i want
fuck
>>5690979
OR, can't believe you actually did it you absolute madman
I expected simple groping, fingering was beyond that but I am pleased
If I save this will the Windows 10 police kill me?
>>5691667
>small penis Lincoln
Delet this pls
>>5691856
Goddammit it's not...s-stop this bullying.
>>5691875
Nope, it's not me. This is too much for even me, as I've made clear in conversations with a few other people.
This is physically hurting me.
>>5691884
Anon NO.
Afternoon folks. Been a couple days. How's it hanging?
First off, take a skim to refresh yourself:
http://pastebin.com/3LTVXCE6
Then let's get to work.
>*clck*
>Wow, that was fast.
>Not even two minutes.
>Lincoln springs back up to his feet, looking at his sisters' door.
>Leni's head leans out.
>Looking down the hall towards his room.
>Then to the bathroom.
>Her eyes lock onto him.
>"Lincoln!" she whispers.
>Slipping out, she quickly drops to her knees to grab his face.
>This is the USS Makeout, requesting permission to dock.
>Permission granted, USS Makeout. Align connection ports and dock at your leisure.
>She moans softly, her tongue wasting no time pushing past his lips.
>It's different this time.
>He can still feel the romance behind it, but now it feels more...hungry.
>Desperate.
>Her tongue aggressively explores the inside of his mouth.
>Bullying his tongue along the way.
>Making a lot of weird noises.
>Definitely sloppy noises.
>And her hands travel all over his body.
>Stroking muscle here, pinching some baby fat there.
>Lot of focus on his chest and hair.
>When she breaks the kiss they're both out of breath.
>Leni's eyes are half closed, her chest heaving.
>Speaking of chest, she's decided to take off the sweater.
>"Lincoln~" she purrs again, playing with his hair.
>He shivers from her words.
>She leans in again, planting a few soft kisses along his jaw
>His knees start to shake.
>His breathing is still shaky, but now it's getting hard to focus on that.
>"I need a favour~" she whispers into his ear.
>Lincoln has to hold onto Leni's shoulders for support.
>His heart hammers in his chest.
>He can hear his pulse in his ears.
>Good grief, what is this naked woman doing to him?
>"W...what? What do y-you need?" he croaks.
>Leni's hand changes targets, gliding down from his scalp to his chest, spinning an invisible circle in the middle of his rib cage.
>"There's no time to explain," she whispers again, "Can you do me a favour, yes? Or no?"
>>5691879
It'll probably be a bunch of scenes of Leni being racist as I think of them. Eventually it'll end, but I think theres still some funny opportunities buried in this premise. so no, this isnt the conclusion.
>>5691897
Amazing
>>5691897
Thank you so much.
>>5691776
This is mine, I got her at a bargain
>>5691784
I just want more magnificent Leni asses and thighs.
>>5691911
>Nope, it's not me.
that explains why its written well
>>5691911
Don't listen to them Moon
FIGHTO
>>5691910
To be fair, he should have a fairly small dick since he's only eleven.
>>5691920
I'm not one to tell you how to write a story, but I was kind of hoping for something with more of an actual story arc rather than a series of racism vignettes.
>>5691916
Proceed
>>5691940
Scathing. Nice one anon!
>>5691897
>mfw waiting for you to draw some dick
g-gay stuff when?
>>5687953
not fat enough.
>>5691954
I mean to say that yes, they're will be a beginning and end. Eventually Leni will do something that forces the rest of the siblings to intervene. I don't know what that might be yet, but as far as scenes go, I'm gonna try to shape them to fit together somewhat.
>>5691949
Thanks anon, I will! I will fighto!!
>>5691897
Yes.
>>5691904
thanks m8 glad you like it
>>5691916
Cute as fuck
>>5691953
My dick was 5.5 inches erect when I was eleven, and considering this is a family with good genes.....
>>5692010
>Leni starts keeping a shrine to George Lincoln Rockwell
>attempts to get Lincoln to dress up like him on Halloween
>>5691014
I feel you, man.
>>5691916
nice
>>5691904
>windows 10
>not bootlegging windows 7 and then installing Never10 to prevent auto-updates
P L E B I A N
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>>5691667
>The video was more than halfway over when the sudden white transition happened again to show Lori, who was now no longer wearing her signature khaki shorts, sliding her panties down to her knees and bending over on the couch from before, presenting herself to the man stoking his erect dick in preparation to penetrate her. Holding onto her waist, he began to move himself inside of her. Lori gasped a little at this
>"You okay?"
>"I-I'm find."
>"We'll go slow." He than began to thrust himself in and out of her, his penis large enough for him to not ever have to worry about going all the way inside to pleasure Lincoln's sister. Lori's struggled moans where riding Lincoln to climax. Only now did it occur to him what he had been doing for the last five minutes, but it was too late now. Either way he was about to blow his load. The sight of Lori's giggling breasts and large hipped ass being bent over and fucking by another man might as well be what he ejaculates to. He wasn't stroking in time with the movements any more. Now it was just uninterrupted, fast, and forceful wanking
>Thankfully, Lori moaned one last time before Lincoln's jizz shot out a full foot in the air and landed onto his chest. Easily one of the best orgasms he ever had, and it was still going. At least eight more dibbles of cum shot out of him, each one causing his entire body to curls up and spasm
>When it was all finally over, his heart sank and the intrusive thoughts came back, but this time there was no distraction. He just jerked off to a porno staring his sister
I didn't expect the reaction I got about half way through writing this. Obviously, I was just supposed to be a lewd, but if people are interested in a drama based on this concept, I could shot for it. Possibly not in the same fic, like an alternate ending to this one of something. Whatever, anyway thoughts?
>>5692091
It was you all along, you motherfucker.
>>5692091
Should've known
>>5692038
>Leni volunteers to make all of her siblings theme costumes for halloween so the loud parents dont have to endure the nightmare of costume shopping.
>She's hitler and her siblings are her brown-shirts.
>Everyone is confused except Lola, who demands to be Goebbels at least.
>>5692084
>Not liking Windows 10
>>5692091
And Abuseguy is even worse than before
>>5692091
Drama please. Need some humiliation and rejection about all this.
>>5688761
Well, you got your lolis.
>>5692091
>it was ''''''ABUSE'''''' guy the whole time
you bastard, you fooled us into forgetting your dark origins with those so-called cute'n'comfy fics
THEN YOU PULLED THE RUG OUT
>>5692084
I like Windows 10 tho
It runs my games faster and boots in like 5 seconds
>>5692091
I liked it, and nobody would say no to some drama.
But only if you want to write it.
>>5692091
Keep on trucking, Abuseyboy. I would very much like to see more of this.
>>5692091
AbuseBoi, I trusted you for the comfy.
For what purpose?
>>5691751
Ronnie can use her heavy mass as an advantage. I can see Lynn doing the same for wrestling Lincoln.
>>5691671
>>5691939
Sure, if that's what you'd like! I'll try a little of both.
we Lola postin now
Guess we're moving?
>Lolafags starts to bomb quietly when the thread is closing
Huh, I guess they are not that autistic.
>>5692181
But what is the best ship?
>>5692091
Ayy, you were behind this affront?
Jokes aside, that was some strong stuff, and definitely something that could be expanded on or spun into something else. Good work, man!
>>5692091
it thought I couldn't actually hate abuseguy more than I did before
well done for proving my otherwise
>>5692154
SB, should I give up on that forcefeeding thing ever being made?
>>5692091
>Abuseguy still trying to be a crowdpleaser instead of trusting his own writing and doing whatever he wants
Abuseguy being an attention whore, nothing new to see here folks
>>5692091
Would love to see Lincoln trying to keep it a secret since he doesn't know with who to talk to about the video, and then his breakdown begins.
>>5692212
>someone solicits the people they make content for to get an idea of what they want
>shit on for it
Discord wasn't a mistake
>>5692091
You sly, clever devil, I'd have never guessed this was your handiwork!
I admit, I was hoping for more the of the drama, but you did good, man.
New thread when?
>>5692091
That would be cool, but it should be longer and more feely, keep being based AG.
>>5692260
Check the catalog.
>>5692210
Oh goodness, I keep forgetting that, aren't I? I'm very sorry. In fact, let me take care of that first before Leni.
By the way, meant to ask, did you draw that?
>>5690840
all we gotta do is get a good story and some pics about it.
>>5690840
Can you imagine if Fat Fetishist Luan met Fat Luan?
>>5692283
No, a different drawfag did.
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=pyg
I'm not much of an artist.
>>5690810
I don't get it. How is that related to the thread?