HG thread.
244th Express Games!
>First 36+
Blueberry Sans
Gaku Yashiro
Nazrin
>>5680249
Togami Byakuya
>>5680249
Sylvie Paula Paula
>>5680249
Cinnamon Roll
I was instructed to say 'hi' to you, that is all.
Classy Raven
>>5680249
Aksis Prime
Adrian Rollini
Junpei Iori
>>5680249
Very Angry Man
Tenshi
Comrade Soviet
>>5680249
Kazuma Kuvaru
>>5680249
Gandalf the Pug
Supergirl
Rintarou Okabe
>>5680230
So are you saying that not everyone from hg has an avatar or did you sneak in when it was linked next door?
The Star-Spangled Heroine
>>5680249
Rinoa and Angelo
>>5680249
Rika
Saki
>>5680249
Ekips
>>5680249
The Hammerer
Hunter S Thompson
Kellam
Baki Hanma
>>5680249
Legion
>>5680223
We have not encountered magic before. Most examples we have observed are merely superstition.
If what you are saying is true, it is immensely powerful.
Human porn
Nymph
Geralt
Reigen Arataka
>>5680249
THE DEEGSTER
I'd like to use Okabe Rintarou from Steins;Gate as an avatar. No one's playing him, right?
Kirigiri
Los Wachiturros
Matthew
Ken Kaneki
>>5680259 (Necrophilia?)
What?
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>5680249
Loto
>>5680284
>>5680249
>sorry.
>>5680273
WELL... HEYA!
Midway
Gilgamesh
Nova
Koyomi Araragi
>>5680299
I want to get married to, move to the country with and impregnate Human porn!
>>5680319
Hello Best Guy
Nero Vanetti
>>5680223 (Rika)
Not if all the dances he friggin' does aren't even dances. "Whip"? "Nae-nae"? Hell, a blind man could dance better than him. Then again, I haven't seen him dance, so...
Oh, nuh-uh. The common rule of nations may be not to fall in love with humans, but if you're flirting with me, ufufu~
>>5680236 (Soviet)
Yeah, nah. Not even in your wildest dreams would that goody two-shoes be a commie, so your chance of trying to get with another person are slim as hell.
Schrodinger
>>5680207
Fat strangling your blood vessels to brain too?
>>5680242
Take it easy
>>5680310
What happened to other me?
>>5680273
Your instructions are limited.
>>5680356
Ded
Akatsuki
>>5680356
Turned out to be Hoshi
>>5680298
You bet it is. I could disintegrate you right here right now without so much as losing my breath.
>>5680243 (Peri)
Hey, it's just an example. Like right now, all those little ghosts and eyes of mine? I control them directly.
>She taps the side of her head
I'm looking at like a dozen different things right now while I'm talking.
>>5680346
I've never heard of them, but you get my point.
>She scoffs
I'm sure as hell not, don't get your hopes up.
>>5680356
>Evidently he's removed everyone from Steam and disbanded the steam group.
I need more entries
>>5680356
Please ship with me
>>5680346
That was one possibility. The other was an Islamic caliphate but I didn't want to go into remove kebab bloodthirst mode again
>>5680273
Want quick recipe for good snack?
>>5680379
A single fucking ant
>>5680379
Bigby Wolf
>>5680379
Zodd
>>5680379
FWC
>>5680379
Joe Rushton
Hakumen
>>5680379
Aniki
>>5680337
H-huh? Thats a pretty straight forward request...
>>5680322
Yes, hello, hi, salutations. If you'll excuse me, I'd rather leave. Mediating between two parties is enough of a hassle, I'd rather not add to an already-heavy burden.
>>5680362
...no, I believe they were quite succinct. Say 'hello'. Terminate contact. That is all.
>>5680383
...
>She spins on her heel and walks right out of whatever ephemeral doorway connects their two threads.
>>5680379
Eggman-kun
>>5680379
Yujiro Hanma
>>5680317
I thought you were dead?
>>5680367
>>5680370
>>5680372
Uh... Okay... This just got more akward.
>>5680380
Which Christina is this?
>>5680391
>Not new monarchy
vert pls
>>5680372
Yep, totally. From what I hear, he makes good music, but his dancing skills are... Below average, probably.
Sure~ You saying that I'm prettier than him really does speak volumes, Rika. You wanna say something to the whole class?
>>5680383
Nope. He's violent, a delinquent... The complete opposite of his personality. If you're expecting me to be a commie because of what I represent, you're out of your mind.
>>5680402
Fuck you too then
>>5680401
>I feel like I have seen a game like that before
>>5680372
But Rika only has two eyes. She can't look at 12 things at once. Unless RIka is a demon, a smaaallll, noisy demon.
...Can Peri cut you open to see what's inside you?
>>5680402
REMEMBER ME?
......NO?
MAYBE THIS WILL REFRESH YOUR MEMORY.
>shoves popcorn down throat
>>5680414
Not the one you think.
>>5680411
Well from what i've gathered i am. But i am not. I'm the Okabe from next door.
>>5680401
... we ERP folk are a straight forward people.
Please say yes.
>>5680402
BUT... YOU LOOK LIKE A HUMAN!. AND I MOST CAPTURE A HUMAN!
Betty the demon
>>5680372
>check
>it's true
>w-well there goes one of the people I actually like talking to
>>5680423
Alright. Cold War memories are still in mind
>>5680445
I have seen what you do so that is true
>>5680437
Thats easy for you to say. Did you know we've had 3-4 Christina's next door at the same time?
>>5680372
That would be counter-productive.
>>5680402
We wish to know who gave you these instructions.
Here it is
>>5680427
Hm? Odd. Its custom maid 3d 2. Is that what you were thinking of?
>>5680445
Hm...I'l tell you what, I'll think on it. Deal~?
>>5680448
IS BIZZARO STILL ACTIVE?
BECAUSE I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU.
>>5680419
But that's wrong
>>5680463
I accept this challenge.
>>5680463
Please give Eggman-kun my spot.
>>5680293
>>5680404
>>5680402
Later, lady.
>>5680414
>>5680452
>Yup. I'm just assuming he's taking a break.
>>5680429
It's more like...having your consciousness split in that many ways. They're a part of me, basically.
And actually, I could just summon a demon if you wanna see what they're like, but they're not too much different from normal.
...Yes, I do swear I'm completely human. I think.
>>5680423
I think I've made my point.
And I'm just saying from an objective point the opinion of most people here, particularly the faceless people.
>>5680460
But it would be very satisfying payback for me.
>She grins.
>>5680463
Let's go!
>>5680455
Get rid of 'em. It's a fat chance that I'll ever be a commie, Soviet.
>>5680463
...Mmph. It's supposed to be "The Star-Spangled Heroine", but I guess it still means the same thing. Go ahead or whatever.
>>5680463
A russian, a dog and a dead guy. Ready.
>>5680463
S-swap please
>>5680395
>>5680284
>>5680321
>>5680463
Start this motherfucker! GO!
>>5680468
W-we could start from the end of the list and work back as you gain the confidence, if you like...
>>5680459
Something similar happened here, but I'll always be the one and only...over here, at least.
>>5680487
Let Peri find that out for herself. Sit still for a moment. Peri promises she'll make it quick ~!
>
>>5680468
Never heard of it but the artstyle gaveme familiarity.
>>5680474
Bizzaro is unactive. Rip and Tear
>>5680504
Hmph. Perhaps his influence is not so great.
>Thanks.
>>5680463
I'M READY TO RUMBLE!
>>5680492
K
>>5680499
Shoot to kill American. Don't get soft
>>5680487
You have, just discussing how his dancing skills are. Maybe I should record 'em.
Ooh, am I really that pretty to them? Lil' 'ol Ashlyn Jones? If that's so, then I think I'll have a good time being here, ufufu~!
>>5680508
>elbows you in the ribs
Psssttt! When an HG girl says "Deal", you're supposed to respond with "ok deal" and THEN continue trying to seduce them. It's like a mating ritual or something for them.
>>5680463
This looks good.
>>5680499
I'm not dead!
>>5680487
Well rip.
>>5680510
Yeah that seems reasonable enough but the others keep appearing from time to time. I swear there is a hole in time somewhere in that place.
>>5680529
I'm not gonna hurt you...
Bloodbath! Good luck!
>>5680538
you explained it wrong, IT'S FUCKING CODY POSTING YOU DIMWITTED FUCK.
>>5680525
N-no, Mr. Terumi told me to, he said he wanted to watch you... Ah.. "Suffer and die."
>>5680554
From the thumbnail, this looks like impending pegging.
>>5680538
Wait, seriously? This'll teach me not to read up on local customs...
>>5680558
The great commander leads the front!
>>5680512
....
>She shifts uncomfortably, but doesn't move
...Maybe I'm not certain myself by this point. And am sorta afraid to find out.
>>5680537
I mean, probably. Doesn't really bother me.Even if I was like that, you're not my type.
>>5680558
SPEAKING OF GODDAMN DEMONS-
>>5680554
I rather stay hidden, but you are still a best~
>>5680558
Alright, let's go!
>>5680534
Even if it means you?
>>5680553
Deadish?
>>5680558
Fine, have it, geeze
>>5680558
>she tries to slide on the driest grass, getting nowhere as a result
Wheee!
>>5680584
Yes.
>>5680558
Fuck this
>>5680564
O-Oh
>>5680583
Anon, this isn't funny.
>>5680578
Per isn't afraid. Come on, it won't hurt...a lot. Atleast Peri will end your life much quicker than she does with the others ~
>>5680558
...REALLY!
>>5680525
..th-that's a nice blade...
>peaks from a distance.
>>5680561
I hope he realizes the feeling is mutual.
>>5680558
And we begin.
>>5680558
You're going to be up and running in no time... So I don't think this is a problem...
>>5680605
I'll probably be dead by then. Crap
>>5680534
Better.
>>5680558
What the hell? I'm supposed to be lookin' for things--
>The bizarro effects wear off, leaving Amelia confused.
...WHAT HAPPENED?!
>>5680578
>Because the narrator can't find anymore pictures of bizarro Nyo!America, the effects wear off, leaving a confused Amelia on the ground.
...W-What happened? What do you mean "not my type"?
>douses everyone in the thread
>>5680558
THIS IS GOING TO BE USEFUL!
>>5680605
This game's fucking rigged!
>>5680558
Running and all that.
>>5680584
You're refering to me from a different timeline.
>>5680605
>That event
Nonono. I wrote that I'll kill anyone who doesn't answer pineapple.
>>5680605
Victory will be min- OH COME ON YOU STUPID LITTLE BALL!
>>5680487
Until we upload ourselves into a new platform.
Who do you miss being friends with?
>>5680605
Who would send something like this?...
>>5680603
Okay, just remember if we cross paths you asked for it.
>>5680605
Good night, sweet Paula.
>>5680625
What am I covered in?
>>5680640
Nepgear
>>5680605
I sense a strange energy...reveal yourself!
>>5680614
It is nothing of great importance.
>>5680640
Jude. It's a pity he killed himself.
!bang
>>5680605
GET DUNKED ON!
>>5680612
...If I'm really not human any more, it probably wouldn't kill me either. Just hurt. A lot. Only heavy-duty magic or holy power would do me in.
And does it look like I'm struggling?
>>5680623
>She rolls her eyes
Wonderful time to come back to normal. Did you not remember that conversation?
>>5680637
Hey, I cam back, too. It doesn't really bother me in the slightest if I can't take you out permanently.
>>5680605
I seem to be doing well with insanity. Doesn't seem so bad, all things considered.
>>5680605
I thought you'd have enough time to get out of the tracks...
>>5680625
DOUSED? IN WHAT?
WATER?
PASTA SAUCE?
MILK?
GASOLINE?
BLOOD?
...SEMEN? IT'S SEMEN, ISN'T IT?
>>5680620
I-I think he knows, he seems to become angry when you're around.. I-is there a reason?
>>5680642
Too late. I died.
>>5680623
What do you hate or strongly dislike
>>5680634
I'm gonna stop you there, I've heard this whole timeline thing before and it's nothing but a headache. Too many damn charts needed to keep track.
>>5680640
Okabe
>>5680645
Can you survive the night?
>>5680640
Holo
>>5680640
>With denton and vraeth. I seriously miss them.
>>5680609
komachi isn't funny
I want ddd
>>5680653
Allow me to whisk it away from your possession, if you it's nothing of great importance.
>>5680668
...Jeez. You are no fun. Peri doesn't like it when her targets don't beg for mercy. If she is going to cut you into pieces, you should scream first....What's the greatest thing Rika fears in her life?
>>5680684
This katana will be put to good use.
>>5680684
Ain't so big, Ain't so bad, Ain'tcha wolf?
>>5680684
Just the pick me up I needed.
>>5680675
oh....well, rest in peace.
>>5680684
Dammit, I knew the water in that kettle looked kinda strange...
>>5680684
If this isn't jinxing myself, I don't know what is
>>5680668
W-What do you mean, "back to normal"? We were talking about Alfred, and then last thread happened, and I don't remember anything! Did I do something wrong? Is everything alright?
>>5680675
...I dunno, I guess I never really liked ghosts all too much. Why do you ask, Soviet?
>>5680684
Bah! They weren't my friends... they were traitors!
I miss Okabe
>>5680668
Your need for satisfaction through violence would be concerning to other organics. We advise you locate psychological assistance.
>>5680684
This unit does not require upgrades.
>>5680605
I just can't hit that cat thing...
>>5680676
You're damn right its complicated. If I started to explain it your brain would probably melt already.
>>5680684
What the hell man!?
>>5680693
Are you here to insult me?
>>5680684
It's really normal to want to break a toy.
>>5680640
Kuga
>>5680684
UUUUHHH. FORGET IT!
FIRE IS FOR THE WEAK!
>>5680674
He is a vile creature. I intend to remove his stain of an existence from this world.
>>5680684
Such petty insults will not phase me.
>>5680695
>He holds the blade to your throat.
It is nothing to you. Begone. You are an annoyance.
>>5680677
>>5680699
>>5680721
You know, this is getting kinda akward. Should I come back again another day?
>>5680728
no
>kissus deep with tongue
>>5680739
Feeling... chilled to the bone, little skeleton?
>>5680684
You'd be doing everyoe a favor, so go on, end it all.
>>5680728
I want to violently fuck DDD's tight fluffy penguin ass and shove my throbbing meat down all the way while playing with his fat rolls, softly licking his arm pits as I pound that penguin boy pussy. I want to fill him with my warm sticky seed so he'll inflat, starting to float in the air before the air pressure kills both of us, letting my dick and corpse fall out of his body as cum will shoot from his anus, propelling him through the air like a rocket jet before he deflates like a balloon, falling into volcano, causing an eruption that would kill everyone in the area. The mountain would be named Mt.DDD, and on the mountain side would be a chiseled structure of DDD, scpreading his blue eagle ass, leaking lava out of it onto a village of waddle dees, all on fire and slowly melting away. Years later, they'll build a memorial of me fucking DDD in the ass with a milk fountain leaking from his cock, all down a sculpture of a mountain of Waddle Dees drowning in the warm semen. Everyone on Pop Star will come to see the statue and jack off to its brilliance, soaking the statue in their semen in tribute and remembrance to those who died in the volcanic incident. I'm also a lesbian.
>>5680752
That would be ideal. We need some time to mourn his death. Hotel games weren't enough.
>>5680764
MARKED, BITCH.
I'M OUTTA HERE
>>5680764
Fine! leave us! you smell weird anyway Human!
>>5680764
I have no idea what you are!
>>5680752
We need more time to cope with Okarin being gone, my boy.
>>5680764
Dude. Chill
>>5680764
Wings. I wish I had wings.
>>5680764
Araragi is going to die shortly
>>5680727
Wait, are you calling me dumb?
>>5680764
Well I don't know about the other guy, his got a weird aura about him but I pretty trust worthy.
>>5680704
Hey, I know you, I've just got faith in you. And even worse than not being human, or beign touched by people I don't trust?
>She looks away, speaking in a quieter tone
Never seeing an old friend of mine again...or just having her reject me. Uh. Sorry.
>>5680719
Your alternate personality took over, apparently.
>>5680723
It's an old principle, an eye for an eye. And besides, it's not like I'm actually acting on those threats.
>>5680719
Bizzaro came here. Expected either a Socialist one or an Islamic caliphate >>5680763
Keep that up I will make Battle of Berlin be a playground
>>5680673
GODDAMMIT IT BETTER NOT BE THAT
>>5680764
It's all about staying alive... And being on your side would give me a huge chance at it...
>>5680761
Anon, what are you-...!?
>Is kissued, but pushes the anon off of him
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM, ANON!? I'M A BIRD!
>>5680775
NOT YOU TOO!
>>5680764
I was always junk. Something like that wouldn't change.
>>5680783
>>5680791
Alrighty then. Lets hope he's just out and time traveling. Have a good one.
>>5680786
Well meme'd
>>5680801
Yes.
>>5680807
Thanks for hosting.
>>5680752
>Look, I get that you want to use the character, but it's really not appropriate to do it so soon.
>>5680812
But I want to violently fuck DDD's tight fluffy penguin ass and shove my throbbing meat down all the way while playing with his fat rolls, softly licking his arm pits as I pound that penguin boy pussy. I want to fill him with my warm sticky seed so he'll inflat, starting to float in the air before the air pressure kills both of us, letting my dick and corpse fall out of his body as cum will shoot from his anus, propelling him through the air like a rocket jet before he deflates like a balloon, falling into volcano, causing an eruption that would kill everyone in the area. The mountain would be named Mt.DDD, and on the mountain side would be a chiseled structure of DDD, scpreading his blue eagle ass, leaking lava out of it onto a village of waddle dees, all on fire and slowly melting away. Years later, they'll build a memorial of me fucking DDD in the ass with a milk fountain leaking from his cock, all down a sculpture of a mountain of Waddle Dees drowning in the warm semen. Everyone on Pop Star will come to see the statue and jack off to its brilliance, soaking the statue in their semen in tribute and remembrance to those who died in the volcanic incident. I'm also a lesbian.
>>5680826
U-Uh.. Thanks?
>>5680802
...Great, Ashlyn came over and probably messed everything up. What'd she do to you, Rika? Did she threaten you with a baseball bat or anything?
>>5680806
Ashlyn, damnit! She's still the representation of America, she's just violent as all hell. Don't worry, I doubt she hurt you.
>>5680763
UGGGGGGHHHHHH. IS NOT TIME FOR JOKES!
>>5680826
>Geralt
>turning down money
THIS ISN'T CANON
>>5680823
I DO TRY.
>>5680826
OH COME ON! YOU AREN'T EVEN MEANT TO GO SOUTH!
>>5680826
I'm not trying these
>>5680827
I didn't mean to step on anyone's feet. I just came from the erp thread.
>>5680826
>>5680840
Looks like we really... took her breath away.
>>5680802
...Peri likes to see people cry, but not that badly..So she won't cut you open into little bits of meat!
>She leans over and whispers something in Rika's ear with a sweet, girlish but at the same time words filled with poison
...For now ~!
>>5680823
You didn't have to say it so bluntly...
>>5680826
It just goes on forever, how do I get out!?
>>5680827
>It's ERP guy, man.
>>5680838
Tch. She just thought I was coming on to her.
>>5680826
Are we going swimming? Paula didn't bring her swimsuit!
>>5680826
I was testing you. You passed
>>5680826
Stupid fatman... He should be helping me handle these things...
>>5680826
NOBODY CAN DEFEAT ME!
>>5680850
>And I get that, but it's sort of painful to see that avatar around so soon. Okabe and I were pretty close.
>>5680745
W-well he's here right now, he's pretty much always around.. A-and he's not always pleasant..
>>5680826
>>5680845
I'm not a murderer, I don't kill for money.
>>5680764
You have a civil air about you. I appreciate this.
>>5680826
I have more important matters.
>>5680885
Dude i'm really sorry about that. I hope he's okay out there. Anyway i'll be taking my leave now.
>>5680866
...Friggin' hell, if she didn't use any pickup lines on you, I'll be surprised. I hope that she didn't annoy you or anything, I know how personal this stuff is to you.
>>5680886
My wallet?
>>5680886
So long little blueberry.
>>5680886
You need to be more careful, dude
>>5680802
The Law of Retaliation is unsustainable.
Readdressing your earlier statement, the ability to disintegrate a hostile force is not unique. We have faced similar dangers.
>>5680886
We are in a simulation. Certain events will repeat themselves at some point.
>>5680838
More of a disappointment.
>>5680853
How come your helmet looks like Saurons?
>>5680745
>He remains unshaped and poses.
Nothing to me? Your sword is a valuable asset to my destiny. A sword, a spade, and the thought of battle should never be allowed to rust.
>>5680886
UUUHHH... THAT MEANS.. I LOSE??
NOOOOO..... IS IMPOSSIBLE!... NOBODY CAN DEFEAT THE MAGNIFICENT SANS!
>>5680887
He is bound to you. I'd have to kill you both, and he might escape even then. The vampire suggests we lure him out.
>>5680886
I fail to understand.
>>5680886
>>5680888
HA! SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DECIDE TO HAVE "HONOR"? PATHETIC.
>>5680921
MY EYESIGHT ISN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE.
>>5680945
>
>>5680956
If I'm to choose between one evil and another, I'd rather not choose at all.
...And it looks like I paid the price.
>>5680935
...A disappointment? Well, don't let me stop you from thinking that, but she wouldn't take it too kindly if you said it to her face.
>>5680962
A poptart?
...A-Ashlyn, can I have it?
>>5680936
Your destiny is of no concern to me.
>He lowers the blade.
If you will not leave, I will remove myself from this obnoxious situation.
>He turns to leave.
>>5680951
Lure him out? Actually don't tell me, h-he can hear as well..
>>5680862
Why would I cry? Worst case scenario, I just come back anyways because of this place, right?
>She doesn't even seem bothered by the proximity, managing a tiny grin
Thanks, Peri.
>>5680902
Let's just not talk about it. It's not that big of a deal.
>>5680933
Yeah? And how quick can they manage an attack like that? And how controllable is it, how accurate?
>>5680962
>>5680962
Might actually happen if I'm lucky
>>5680935
... looks like what? My Crusader armour is a powerful piece of equipment - but I didn't design it!
>>5680962
... you are right, Hakumen, I must press on!
>>5680962
Well little dog, looks like this is the end of this little adventure
>>5680984
Cool, I don't want to get into too much about her, anyway.
...Well, we could always play a game that's all-American! Ever heard of "Twenty Questions"?
>>5680962
I have to get my training back on track if I want to avoid this in the future.
>>5680962
YEAH, FUCK YOU DEATH, SUCK MY DICK
>>5680975
PFFT, YEAH. I'M SURE YOUR "MORALS" WILL HELP YOU IN THE FUTURE, TOO.
>>5680885
How is it a problem now? It's not the first time ERP-Okabe frequented this place. He doesn't know about ''our' Okabe to know what happened and yet you politely tell him to f off.
Smooth. Real smooth.
>>5681010
Nope. Why do I have a bad feeling about it?
>>5680976
Don't care
>>5680998
Alright but if you want crusader. Red cross and deus vult
ofh
>>5681027
It was pretty smooth, I'd say Izuru really is the SHSL Smooth-talker! He handled that perfectly!
I want to fuck Okabe's corpse.
>>5681023
They've helped me thus far, I don't expect them to fail me now.
Just like I'm sure you have a myriad of...interesting morals.
>>5680977
Very well then, Hakumen! I will leave, as accordingly so!
>He flips back into the void.
>>5681048
I want to fuck Junko's corpse.
>>5681037
I will consider it!
>>5681027
>That wasn't my intention. I'm still a little depressed about it all, I just wanted to let him know that he might make some people upset.
>>5680984
Rika is going to thank Peri later...She has one question - Is Rika any good with melee weapons? ~! It might be a tiny bitty importaaaaaant!
>>5681032
It's simple. We ask each other, obviously, twenty questions, one from each other at a time! It's a good icebreaker, but we can always shorten it to ten if it seems like too much!
>>5681037
'Mmkay, don't say I didn't warn you when she beats you in with her baseball bat.
>>5681054
same
I want to fuck Adachi's dubs.
>>5681043
God fucking dammit, LF. Don't you have lungs to fill with cancer? :^)
>>5681048
Okabe shot first.
I want everything to go back to how they once were
>>5680984
Survival chances are low upon physical contact. The compounds in your platform would be separated at the molecular level.
>>5680981
Of course. You will see what happens when the plan is made.
>>5681050
That problem solved itself. Excellent.
I want to inseminate Okabe's dead anus.
>>5681049
MORALS ARE FOR LOSERS, HEAR ME?!
LOSERS! NERDS! CHUMPS! WIMPS!
OTHER DEMEANING NOUNS!
MORALS DON'T GET YOU FAR IN THE BOWELS OF HELL; A GUN, PLENTY OF BULLETS, AND AN ITCHY TRIGGER FINGER DO.
>>5681055
Good. I assume Germany kicked the muslims out right?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bRhg2zvalXc
>>5681079
Get used to that feeling. It will permeate your life.
>>5681058
Nope, pretty much just magic. But I have been getting myself familiarized with your little gift...and I do whack things with my wrenches sometimes.
...How come?
>>5681062
Is that all you can even come up with...?
>>5681083
That wasn't any of the questions I asked, I'm pretty sure.
What the fuck happened to Okabe? Am I just stupid and this is all memeing?
>>5681104
He's gone senpai
Who left recently besides Okabe?
>>5681096
... we saved the country from all that would threaten it. In my time, that threat was the omnics.
>>5681104
Yes and yes
>>5681104
Deleted everyone on steam and deleted circlekerk inc.
>>5681112
No one
I want to dig up Okabe's corpse and fuck it on top of a sleeping Mahiru.
>>5681104
>He's a little bit gone, my dude.
>>5681102
Oi, just because I'm another Alfred doesn't mean I'm dumb! I can ask ten questions, don't worry about it! It's like having two interviews at once!
>>5681131
>Is he alright?
>>5681102
Ooooh, Rika will find out...~ Peri has a nice surprise for her! She suggests for Rika to get used to the weight and balance of a steel longsword.
>She gets all giddy with excitement.
Peri can't tell you now. But unless Rika wants to make afool out of herself, she should listen to Peri~!
>>5681090
>he looks up in interest
...A gun, you say? Call me old fashioned, but I can't say I've heard the term before.
>>5681135
>We can't tell, really. He hasn't responded to anyone or anything ever since the deletions.
>>5681104
>>5681131
>What he said. We're not entirely sure what his reasons for going through with it were, but he's no longer with us.
>>5681062
That isn't scary. I have riot gear
>not being happy for Okabe
The nigger escaped, broke free. Good for him.
>>5681131
>tfw we will never have Matsunigger in the animu
>>5681150
Did anything happen with him recently that might of sparked this?
>mfw Okabe really killed himself this time
>>5681159
You underestimate how well she fights with a baseball bat, dude. She's powerful as all hell, and it isn't exactly smart to provoke her.
I want to avafag Okabe, go into ERP, and let futa Junko fuck my ass and fill my anal cavity with her heshe seed.
>>5681160
This. He's in a better place now
>>5681119
Future... Why did omnics happen? Is west attempt to weaponize robots that japan made
>>5681166
>I guess he was done for real this time. That's until he actually replies to any of us, else it's safe to assume he's really gone this time.
>>5681134
I haven't even got that many on my mind, myself.
>>5681143
>Unsurprisingly she looks nervous by now
...Uh. Oh boy. The closest I really know of that's a katana.
And I haven't exactly got the physique for it, and all.
>>5681102
Have you considered we do not wish to share the information with you? You are still unknown to us.
>>5681147
Wait, you're not fucking with me? YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A GUN IS?!
....I mean, you ARE like, a knight, or whatever.
ANYWAYS, IMAGINE A STAFF, EXCEPT IT RUNS ON METAL AND ANNIHILATES EVERYTHING IN SIGHT.
I heard Okabe was busy seeking sunlight.
>>5681186
In short, AI got out of control. It was a terrible time.
>>5681112
Jude, haven't seen Baron for days, Moge, Juzoboy.
>>5681205
>yfw Okabe gets a pocket full of sunshine
>>5681198
Then ask me as many as you want; I've asked enough questions here to make a book on everyone that dwells here in this here arena! Ask me a question and I'll answer it to the best of my ability! DURUFU~!
>America
>>5681205
If only Hoshi would, maybe he'd be a proper human bean.
Which one of Okabe's ava was the first you spoke to?
>>5681214
Wow. So you're from next door right?
-Soviet
>>5681236
soodoo
>>5681236
soda
i think
>>5681236
Ibuki/tape-kun
Can I have a new thread?
>Mokou
>>5681236
Okarin, probably, but I had the most fun times with Souda. I'm gonna miss the bastard.
>>5681217
>Jude
Shitposting probably
>Baron
He posted recently
>Moge
Who?
>Juzoboy
That's LF
>>5681236
Tape-kun
>>5681236
Ibuki
>>5681246
Indeed! I have seen you there, have I not?
-Reinhardt
>>5681250
You are capable of "outclassing" the Old Machines?
>Legion
>>5681236
Tape-kun or Ibuki
>>5681250
Yeah, which is why I said "as many as you want". You said that you didn't have too many, so that means you only have a few, right? The heroine's smart like that!
>The heroine
>>5681268
Yes...I guess you aren't Heer.
-Soviet
>>5681281
He entered as Corvo a few days ago. Though it might've been an imposter