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Cow tits still around? I have a message for her.

>>5674216
Now Im tempted to look up how to get something like that

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>>5674216
Who needs that many monitors?

Ridiculous!

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>>5674151
Sin~? What is sin, but an act forbidden by those afraid of it?
>"Agatha" giggles softly and arches her neck, moaning loudly, much too loudly, the sound of it sending an involuntary shudder up your spine as your hand sinks into her soft, yielding tit. The raw, naked desire in that moan betrays the subtle facade of the loving, caring nun and she quickly drops her hand between your legs, squeezing tightly at the growing, thickening bulge in your pants as you grope her and push your face into her sumptuous rack.
Your only error today has simply been that you did not have the courage to "sin" with me from the start. I could smell it on you, my son. I could smell the desire, the aching need to touch and be touched...
>She grins and squeezes tighter, her thumb and forefinger pinching at the zipper of your pants and tugging swiftly down as you knead and squeeze her soft flesh, her nipples hardening visibly against the thin black fabric.
Come now and confess. You cannot hide your needs from me. Admit your desire and I will indulge it.

>>5674216
>eight fucking monitors and at least nine towers
Is she launching a mission to Mars? Jesus.

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>>5674222
>Miyabi let out a little gasp as the anon presses down on her. She's suddenly reduced to a bunch of cute moans as the anon does just as the position says, mating the shit out of her. Miyabi tries to lean in for a cute little kiss as the anon pounds away...this obviously cuts the kiss off
Na-Nahaa...fe-feels goood...t-too good!

So is that a no on the spitroasting Kuro thing?

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High five!
Also nya.

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>>5674303
don't judge her or her aeronautical advances, anon

>>5674368
I'm up for that.

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>>5674368
>>5674389
"I've never done something like that before! I'd love to!"

>>5674389
Alright. Hope you don't mind taking her mouth. I've had it before, it's awesome.

>>5674409
>the anon grabs onto the lewd girl's hips and grins wickedly at her
Good to know. I've had fun with you before but I never got to have that real taste of forbidden fruit.

>>5674295
>Looking up to meet her eyes, swallowing his saliva at her words of truth before gasping as she went boldly to squeeze his growing bulge, adding more to his desire. His lip begins to tremble and he bites it gently to stop it while the sound of his zipper pulling down fills his ears. He nods at her order, knowing himself that it was useless to resist to the lust and she knows that she has him in his palms.
I... I want to fuck you..I want to bury my cock between your tits and cover them along with face with my cum.. I want those sexy lips drain me completely from my seed... I want to fuck you like animals and breed you with my child If possible... Or I could be daring and ask what you have in mind...because I know that you are no normal sister..."Agatha"
>He said as his hands got rougher on her chest. Squeezing them and seeing how it easily sinks on her flesh, before moving his fingers to group her hardening nipple and twist it.

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dubs and a thing happens

>>5674360
>A merciless barrage of powerful thrusts was the only answer the man gave to the Kunoichi as he took her. His throbbing manhood claiming every inch of her insides. The grip on her hands becoming even more tight with every hungry thrust of his hips. The sound of his flesh colliding with hers filled the air.
>He was surprised how someone as strong and potentially dangerous as her was so submissive... But that was what she desired, right? Feel like a woman! And it was his duty to fulfill her request.
So... What day is it... For you? Ahhh... Is it a dangerous one~?

>>5674470
What if we get dubs?

>>5674369
>scratches behind her ears.

>>5674409
Not once? Well, we should change that.
>He rubs a hand over the girl's cheek, studying her cute face
I'm getting this end.

>>5674439
You won't hear any complaining from me.

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>>5674478
Nothing, as per usual.

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>>5674496
can we trade gloves, i dont like mine

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>>5674244
Oh? A message?

https://strawpoll.de/wf6bwa2

>>5674496
I want to get baked and play vidya with meme boat all night long.

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>>5674488
>Nyas lustfully

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>>5674515
Cow titos=Sponty right?
Row told me to tell you she needs to talk to you. And it's urgent. Now again that was this morning and she isn't online right now. I only saw it recent, sorry for delayed message.

>>5674553
>we have an Azunyan now
YOU.
SOON.

>>5674534
How is Sponty "ruined" to begin with?

I want to take Mahiru on a date!

>>5674553
>Someone else scratches just above her ass.

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>>5674541
Which memeboat anon?
>>5674496
>loves

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>>5674507
K
>Hands over sweaty gloves.
>>5674541
I'd think Viv would be more up for that but me, in general, would be game.

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>>5674443
>Double moaned loudly again, opening her mouth as wide as possible as your fingers closed around her nipple and twisted, making her whole body shake as she yanks your pants open and tugs your dick straight out, gripping it tightly and rolling her thumb across your bulging, pre-leaking head.
There. Isn't it wonderful to be so unburdened~? Doesn't it feel good to tell the truth, and to hide nothing from one who sees all~?
>She snickers and suddenly draws away, tugging her breast away from your hand, your shaking fingers left without something soft and squeezable to grope as she slides across your lap, her plump, soft ass grinding subtly against your cock before she drops down and grabs your knees, forcing your thighs wide open as she dives forward with an insatiably hungry look in her eyes. Her mouth hovers above your throbbing, pent-up cock and she breathes a long, hot breath onto your tip, grabbing you by the waist and easing you out until your cock presses up against her clothed tits, your dick making a subtle indentation on the black fabric as she leans down and kisses your cockhead gently.
And now for your penance. As this is your first offense, I will be gentle~.

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>>5674567
>Row
>she

>>5674570
This. The only thing that could ruin her is if she quit.

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>>5674439
>She grinned widely at him from ear to ear, wiggling her butt side to side as he held onto her hips.
"Don't hold back like last time, Mister Anon! I know you have it in you~"

>>5674493
>She opened her mouth wide to the anon in front of her, wiggling her tongue a bit.
"I want a taste! I want a taste!"

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>>5674534
Oh come on.

Now that's just in poor taste.

>>5674567
Mhm.
Urgent? Oh jeez... Alright then, thank you best mage.

>>5674570
That's what I'd like to know.

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>>5674474
U-Uhmmm...I...nghhaahaa...I-I think i-it's an unsafe day...so umm...
>With the words she's about to itter she clamps her legs around the mans hips, making sure he doesn't move outside of the thrusts
Cu-Cum inside, fi-fill me with a splendous white!

What's /ERP/ listening to?

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>>5674588
these are gross, take 'em back.
Actually, I'll do you one better.
>throws them away

>>5674606
On the subject of strawpolls what were the results of that /d/ one you did a while ago?

>>5674553
>Amused by her reaction, he lowers his hand and continues the motions, scritching her chin now. As he lightly scratched, his sight veeery discreetly observes her petite body.

>>5674616
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMkr1s26kQU

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>>5674595
Isn't she MtF trans? Idunno.

>>5674606
I try to help. I'm sure she's fine. God speed cow titos.

>>5674616
Memes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E5m_XtCX3c

>>5674616
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Kmn_9CILtM

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>>5674616
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcnIhzaDTd0

>>5674493
Good on ya.

>>5674598
>the anon gulps loudly from the sight of the wiggling ass in front of him. Wasting no time, the anon yanks down whatever slutty clothes the little tramp might be wearing to reveal Kuro's bare ass and pussy to the world.
You lewd little slut! I'll make you regret those words!
>the anon brings back a hand and plants a hard, open-palmed smack right across Kuro's ass, watching the flesh jiggle lightly as a result, the sight of it enticing him even further

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>>5674616
You suck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEBGCOCxLgA
>>5674618
Thanks.
>Wipes sweaty palms on your shirt.

>>5674646
Hey are you up for continuing where you left off in the last thread or are you just popping in for a moment?

>>5674598
You work fast, don't you? I'll give you more than just a taste.
>He undoes his pants and lets them fall to the floor, kicking them off as his cock bounces in front of her, rigid as a pole. He takes a hand and grips himself to trace the inside of her lips with the head of it.
Go ahead. Taste as much as you want. I'll give you the entire thing, if you want.

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>>5674295
>>5674593
(>demon nun
>corruption
...Discord?)

>>5674616
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muKrX7jpM-E

>>5674682
>Aesop Rock
Sure is 2007 in here.

>>5674698
Hi Lupin.

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>>5674682
I'm wearing armor, you dumb idiot
doesn't make it any less gross though
by the way you might have demon AIDs now

>>5674698
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iaR3WO71j4

>>5674698
>using parenthesis as an anon

What did they mean by this?

>tfw no one will ever ruin your waifu
feels_goodman.jpg

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>>5674686
Had to pop in give the milk dispenser that message. Hold onto that reply tho. I wanna do more breast expansion.

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>>5674698
(I don't have one yet, my apologies.)

>>5674723
>secret asian man

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>>5674625
See for yourself:
https://strawpoll.de/c8ra5r7

Some tendencies came out more than others, but even the highest ranked one is still only at 14% or so, meaning there's really no overwhelming majority or anything. So I've decided to just do a bit of everything with Shoggdy, based on case by case.

>>5674646
I appreciate it, and I hope so too. Thanks again.

>>5674698
Ahoy Lupin.

>>5674738
Lupin is Elliot Rodger?

>>5674593
>He arches his back as she releases his pent up memeber and tugs it with her strong grip. His hands were squeezing nothing as she pulls away and teases him, rubbing her rear against his cock until she was spreading his thighs. His cock, throbbing and dripping precum by fault of his lust. He looks down and meet her looks, from the gentle nun to a voracious hunter and the male just falls on his trap. He bites his lip and nods at her, a moan skipping from his lips at the gently kiss on his tip while his rod presses against her robe, smearing a bit of his pre and creating wet spots on her chest.
F-fuck..please...p-punish me, sister..gentle but do so~

>>5674731
That's not the only thing I'll be holding onto.

>Tries to give her a thumbs up but his hands are currently fully at the moment.
>and his arms
>and most of his torso

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>>5674711
Yes, and? Your point?
>>5674722
P-Poz loads.... That's my fetish.

>>5674606
Sorry to correct yo sponty but there is about 100 mages better than DMG

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>>5674718
>>5674748
The only namefags I'm aware of are Paul (the edgelord that posted lyrics for some reason) and Jade (this one's obvious), can someone give me a lesson on who's Lupin?

>This thread
>leltldr

Nighty ERP
>God of HG

>>5674711
Give that nigga some bellbottoms.

>>5674742
>The stuff I'm into is all right at the bottom.

Well I guess it's nice to feel unique I guess.

>>5674779
>Poz loads
And now my boner's gone. Just dead. Forever.

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>>5674670
>She squealed out and giggled as her tiny butt jiggled from the ass smack. She pressed her butt against his groin, practically grinding against it.
"You're gonna have to do more than that to punish me, Mister Anon~!"
>She chimed gleefully, finding his reaction particularly adorable.

>>5674688
>Her golden eyes fell upon the twitching cock in front of her face. Soft fingers curled around the base of his dick so she could hold onto it, and her tongue flicked the head before she moved her mouth down to the base, leaving a sloppy kiss that let her tongue drag along the underside of it. She brung her tongue slowly up the side of it, suckling the skin softly like she was worshipping his dick.
"Mmmmm~"

>>5674609
So, you really want to be a mother, hmm? Very well, I will fill you and make you one...
>Saying that, the male arched forward and planted a passionate kiss on her lips, making out with Miyabi as he violently pounded her needy cunt with his manhood, the sound of his testes slapping against the lower end of her cunt joining the smacking sound of his crotch colliding with hers.
>Moaning into her mouth, his also pushed his tongue in, dancing and wrestling with the Ninja's own muscle as they made love.

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>>5674765
(I'll be right back, Anon. Apologies!)

>>5674790
>Hasnt seen the Lupin posting the last three days
Nice bait

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>>5674779
hah, all hot n' bothered? i'd fucc u but my armor is fused together right now and i dont know how to remove it.
i havent pissed in 3 weeks

>>5674790
Nice try Lupin

>it's another lupin episode

ANYONE WHO SAY LUPIN UNDER THIS POST ARE ACTIVELY SHITTING THE THREAD UP FOR FUN.

If Lupin actually is lurking, would it be okay for me to take on Peko since you don't do stuff here anymore?

>>5674807
(No problem! Take your time!)

>>5674790
Lupin is that lonely nerd in high school who relies on being in high positions in forums so he can go on power trips. He brownnosed his way to moderator status in Virra's Discord and immediately banned everyone he didn't like. Lupin also tries to use ERP as his personal dating service, he's tried to hook up with Jinx, Ragyo, and Shinoa aka Coffee-chan

>>5674799
Oh, don't worry, I will.
>the anon quickly yanks down his shorts and underwear before grabbing Kuro by the hips again and lifting her clear off the ground to get her tiny body lined up with his cock
I absolutely will, you bitch.
>the anon then makes sure he's lined up properly before thrusting his cock all the way inside Kuro, hilting himself completely and giving her no time to prepare for the anon's sudden action
Now suck that other gentleman's cock properly while I fuck the hell out of you.

>>5674832
I thought that was Mecha, Jiro, and Owain

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>>5674796
Fucking kek, I wasn't being serious about that, though. I thought of maybe doing it as a joke/twist to the end of an rp where I tell them I have some STD. But, yeah, that concept confuses me to the point of being speechless.
>>5674812
Yeah, nah, not really. Also, you're one to call my gloves nasty, you walking human stink container.

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>>5674829
Not Lupin, but mate, fucking DO IT.
I NEED IT
I NEEEEED IT

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>>5674216
H-how'd they get a picture of my room?

>>5674853
Lupin is worse about it than all three combined.

Okay, maybe just Mecha and Owain.

>>5674829
Do it
t.lupin

>>5674862
Don't you stream from there, silly?

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>>5674857
please send help, or a buzzsaw
either would be good
>>5674859
wash her she smely

>>5674857
No, I know you weren't being serious, but I thought about a gif I saw once when you mentioned poz loads. I'll spare you the details. But it gives me some comfort that you are equally disgusted.

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>>5674780
I don't think we even have that many mages around here, though...

>>5674795
Like I said, I'm not really going to be using the numbers as a reference. It's more of a list of kinks in general, I suppose. I don't actually mind soft vore with some characters too much, so long as there's no digesting involved or anything.

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>>5674809
>>5674818
...no, I haven't. Maybe it was up in threads during which I wasn't online. I'm too lazy to Desuarchive.

>>5674832
Oh, got it. Thanks!

>>5674891
I guess a vore session could just end after the swallowing part and then whatever happens next is only implied.

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>>5674829
> Also I have retired from threads so anon can take Peko
- Lupin, in my PMs.

who are the discord mods and why do we hate them?

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>>5674879
Not from that angle, though! They'd have to be in my room to take that exact picture!

>>5674914
Thanks my dumb child, I'll do it... sometime.

>>5674799
>He rubs his fingers through Kuro's hair, letting her treat his cock as she pleased for a few moments. His cock throbbed from her efforts as he watched the girl kiss and suckle on it
Damn... I could let you do this forever...!
>His hands grip her head gently, but firmly as he guides her mouth towards just in front of his prick.
But a true spitroast means we need to go all the way in on both sides.
>He shoves his cock forward

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>>5674880
Nah.
>>5674884
Somebody on /owg/ is about that life, there's some screencap of them posting their positive reading of some shit. 100% baffled.

>>5674869
Aren't they all cucks?

>>5674930
Dont start this shit

>>5674975
the only person who cucked mecha was yuruposter. he seems popular otherwise
i don't keep up with discord so owain may or may not be a cuck

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>>5674801
>Miyabi, getting into it herself, wrestling against his tongue, refusing to let him win in their little match.
>If she could Miyabi would be smashing her hips against his...but thanks to the mating press, that's obviously impossible.
Mfhh...lu-luv...unfhhuwah...

>>5674832
Hi Jinx, still mad you got banned?

>>5674975
Owain isn't a cuck, he's just a normal person capable of being sociable so he's popular.

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>>5674848
>She squeaked as her lower body was lifted up, her legs swinging a bit. She was having to balance herself on one hand, since her other hand was still gripping the other anon's cock. She yelped out in surprise as her body was pierced by a hungry dick, walls tight like a rubber band as she tried to accomodate the force that just made itself space inside of her. Her toes curled and her legs jerked up a bit as she panted.

>>5674952
>While she was panting and struggling to balance on one hand, she felt her face grabbed on both sides before the cock was shoved down her panting mouth. Her tongue hung out, wiggling against the base of his cock and slathering it in saliva. Her hand fell so she could stay balanced on her arms, her eyes fluttering back for a second.
"MMmghhhhh...."

>>5674930
Oh boy...

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>>5674957
but there's an offchance you will buzz my chest in half and kill me, isn't that something we both want?

>>5674930
I'll explain.

People who want positions of power are usually those who will do most poorly with those positions of power.

>>5674990
Hi Owain.

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>>5674831
(Damn, this is going to take a while. I'll be back in an hour and a half or so to finish you off. So sorry about this.)

>>5674935
... you should do a stream from behind one time.

For... science.

>>5674891
may I have some milk from the huge breasted cow?

>>5675045
( well I will have the thread open. So if needed we can continue later. I will have my reply saved. No problem. Real life comes first!)

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Good afternoon, inmates.
I'm ready to begin your psych evaluation.

>>5674996
Holy...shit, this is incredible. You're such a lewd little bitch, aren't you!
>the anon wants to spank her again but he has to maintain his grip on her hips. As though blaming Kuro for this, the anon pulls his cock partway out of her tight little cunt and slams back in aggressively
Here's your punishment!
>the anon continues his actions of pounding away at the tight, wet cunt of the lewd brown girl, his thick cock seeming to pulse every time he thrusts back into her. His hips slap against her ass, causing that familiar jiggle from when he spanked her
Take it! Take that fat cock!

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>>5675021
Sounds like too much work. I'm sure you'll die, eventually.

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>>5675077
Bruv I've been to Hell like 15 times, I've got some fuuucked up shit to talk about.
>>5675081
I won't though, absorption of so much demon blood has made me immortal, but only to conventional death.
so end my fucking life pls

>>5674996
>He leaves his cock balls-deep in her throat for a second, appreciating her busy tongue as it rolled against his base. He slowly pulled out enough for her to catch a breath or two from her nose before ramming his cock back in, pressing his soft sack against her chin as he felt her tight throat around his girth.
Are you sure you've never done before?
>He asks the question playfully, aware he wouldn't get an answer as he began to thrust his hips faster, using her mouth and throat as a cocksleeve.

>>5674988
>Their passionate exchange of spit continued for quite a while, licking each other's tongues and lips, kissing passionately as two lovers obsessed with each other. In that precise moment there was nothing more important to him than her and the mission she gave him.
Ahhh...! Miyabi... I'm gonna fill you to the brim...
>The man said as he broke the kiss with a sloppy, wet string of their spit joining their lips while he relentlessly pounded her cunt, coating her insides with his pre.
I will make you... A motherly woman... The most beautiful of them all... Nnngh!!

>>5675143
Afternoon neighbours.
>>5674216
Hmm... I wish I could afford a setup like that.

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>>5675174
And the picture.

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>>5675077
Lay it on me, Doc. I can take it.

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Whoa, I got more replies. Sorry, but I left since it was going too slow and I have to leave soon (not that anon would have known that).

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>>5675077
Am I just in time for something fun?

>>5675209
Please come back and tease our cocks soon

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>>5675118
Naaaaaaaaah, have fun not dying and stuff.

>>5674030
say hi to hg

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Bonjour!

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>>5675080
>Her body shivered and twitched with each pond into it. She could feel her legs pull up against her body, her eyes almost rolling back as her ass and thighs were bruising red from his fast and hard thrusts into them. Her cunt would latch on so when he pulled out, it made a loud, sloppy POP!. Her fluids were already dripping on the floor between them, her body being racked with constant wave after wave of pleasure from his dick. God, did she love how much he liked to pierce into her tiny form, and it was obvious with how much her walls twitched, her heartbeat pounding under the skin he held on to.

>>5675141
>Her eyes flickered up to his face before they rolled back again, shutting her eyes tight as her hands trailed up his legs while her head bobbed back and forth. Once a hand gripped onto his hips, her other hand shot up too, so she could force her head to bury into his crotch, making his thrusts deeper into her throat. It was a tight and snug fit, and her mouth was dripping with saliva from how horny she was, making it even more slippery to glide through. She would gag and choke, making it tighter every so often.

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>>5675231
I will. I'm glad anons wanna touch my butt and say they'll do something vague soon and stuff. I don't mean to be a tease.

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>>5675245
WHEN WILL THE PAIN END?! I'VE BEEN TO HELL BUT THE ONE LIVING INSIDE ME IS WORSE
>>5675261
omlette

>>5675261
>cums

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>>5675077
Evaluation? Ha! I am as sane as the next man!

>>5675276
I'll make sure you get run through by a gauntlet of cocks that would make even the most hardened turboslut blush, Azusa

>>5675267
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Jpcf0XZD3R

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>>5675298
Wha!? I don't know, that sounds dangerous!

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>>5675277
Hard-boiled!

>>5675285
Anon, I didn't even do anything yet.

>>5675319
>cums more

>>5675267
Pettanko Kuroe really gets my kokoro doki-doking.

>>5675312
we vocaroo now? http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IQyZaQMAju

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>>5675325
Anon, stop! You're getting it everywhere!

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>>5675118
Is this a metaphorical hell, or a literal hell?

>>5675202
A fascinating case of an internet based 'grill' who has not somehow been scared off, or been inundated by 'asl?' to the point of insanity. Or mayhaps, you have been, and it is that psychosis that leads you to remain here in this asylum. It is hard to deem every one's intention or purpose in being here. A talented writer who expends that effort on writing about anthropomorphic bunnies 'taking it in their bun hole'.
Hmm.
Quite the notation I put here in my notes, ha ha.
A fetish for older men as well, it says here - did you have a father in your life? Or a father you were possibly a little too close to? Nevertheless, the female equivalent of the epidemic of 'milky wilkies' I see in inmates of late. It was to spread to the other inmates in some form, at least. You encourage variety, that is to be celebrated, I will say that much, inmate.
Carry on.

>>5675217
Dog fucker. Next.

>>5675286
I did not take Draconic Psychology at Gotham U, I apologize.

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>>5675319
I don't think that's how it works.

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>>5675149
>Miyabi tightens up her leg lock...biting her lip in a sexual kind of 'fuuuck, give it to me' kind of way as he pounds her to the best of his ability. Although Miyabi hates the lack of control, it doesn't stop her from ennoying the rigorous mating session
Haa-Haaa, yo-you bett-nghhh-haa...better! I-I want yooou!

>>5675357
>Covers you in cum

>>5675312
Kek'd hard Adachi.

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>>5675370
Literal Hell. My life ain't too easy.

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>>5675077
"Psych Evalutation?"
"We get those here?"

>>5675267
Fucking little whore! I bet you can't wait for me to cum inside you, huh?!
>the anon's statement isn't meaningless as he can feel his orgasm fast approaching. She's so tight, after all. So wet. And such a little cockslut. The anon rams into her harder and harder, much more concerned with force than speed as he pretty much does his very best to try to fuck Kuro's brains right out of her pretty little head

>>5675267
>He cursed under his breath as her throat coiled around his cock, the head of it leaking out precum into her hungry throat. He would pull back only slightly before pushing his hips against her face, her grips on his hips causing his balls to slap against her chin with every collision.
I'm going to cum all the way down your throat as this pace... You're sucking my cock like you're about to die of dehydration...!
>His hips reached a fevered pitch as he seemed to fully intend to pump her throat full of his sticky cum.

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>>5675312
Please post that one meme vocaroo that I replied to with a vocaroo to asking to become a meme.
Something about being dipped in hot fudge.
I replied to it with http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Sb7s4LUSkV except it was squeakier and gay

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>>5675370
Ahahaha, I needed that. Thanks Doc.

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>>5675372
I like eggs hard-boiled better than omelettes.

>>5675380
Anoooooon.
>Yasuna takes out a hanky and starts wiping it off of herself.
You need to watch where you're aiming next time!

>>5675444
>Keeps cumming on her

>>5675343
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0p1moW8poVb
>>5675410
>>5675419
http://vocaroo.com/i/s026E6WUkdc5

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>>5675396
Even in this wording I cannot be sure in your meaning. We all have our demons that some will consider literal, you see. But I will take it by the blood and pentagrams on your armor that there is some truth to what you're describing.

>>5675397
Who let this child into my office? And why is her face smeared with semen? Is Mad Hatter loose?

>>5675430
Don't forget your medication on the way out.

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>>5675456
fucking nigger i was just recording one for one of those
fuck off my turf

>>5675473
Batman avas save threads.

>>5675473
>Is Mad Hatter loose
FUCK, MY SIDES

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>>5675454
>The (probably) high-schooler can't clean quickly enough to meet the rate at which Anon is cumming onto her.
H-He's fast!

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>>5675473
Yeah, you got it. Literal Hell, brimstone and the like, demons that shoot fireballs. Nothing metaphorical about it.
I've...I've seen some shit. I can get through the day, but...I don't know. It's hard being the only marine strong enough to stand up to these denizens.

>>5675484
He's improving it but it didn't need "saving," don't be a bitch.

>>5675456
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0p1moW8poVb
i'm gonna twerk to this

>>5675477
Nigger, just forget it. Adachi's voice is golden.

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>>5675473
Pinche psicólogo de mierda

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>>5674609
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aLglmJaZa4
am i meme enough
>>5675513
my epic squeaks trump all
it is true though that voice gave me a semi desu

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>>5675473
Suuuuure, yea, the 'medication'

>>5675373
>As the minutes passed, the man finally let out a passionate moan of utter pleasure as his climax loomed over him feeling his orgasm about to hit him. Closing both eyes and letting a couple of drops of his sweat to fall on Miyabi's form, the hold on her hand tightened intensely as he finally reached his limit.
>A barrage of white, thick and healthy ropes of his cum filled her fertile insides within seconds, pouring the contents of his testes directly into her womb as a miracle ocurred... Shaking his hips, he made sure that no single spot of her tunnel was left uncovered with his cum before pulling out, spraying a couple of white strings ovr her crotch, stomach and breasts too!
Ahhh... Fuck.. Haa... Miyabi-san... T-That was incredible... Simply amazing....
>The man said in between heavy pants before collapsing on top of her, relasing the grasp of one of her hands to caress her face.

>>5675544
are you asking for my semen

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>>5675410
>She was trying to hold on, but the two rapid, fast opposite forces of thrusting were making her body bounce back and forth just like a cocksleeve. She wasn't on the ground anymore, either holding on or being held up by the anons spitroasting her. Soft slaps echoed from skin hitting skin, and she could feel her own orgasm hitting her hard. The only indication of it was her walls clamping down suddenly, like a milking machine on a cow. She couldn't squeal or moan because her mouth was taken up by cock, and her legs were already spasming and twitching so much from the brutal abuse to her swollen cunt.

>>5675419
>She could taste the salty precum smearing the back of her throat, causing her to gag as she tried to swallow it down while his cock was invading her throat. She could smell the scent of sex permeating from his crotch, her nails digging into his hips as she tried to hang out. She was moaning and murring into it, causing her throat to vibrate and thrum, especially when her orgasm had hit her, making her teary eyes shoot open and her mouth open even wider, giving him more room to thrust. She felt like her jaw could be dislocated from how hard he was going, but she didn't care after a while. Hot breaths pressing against the tip of his cock were obvious enough that she /was/ hungry, and when one of her hands moved to rub its fingertips against his balls and roll them into her palm, it was clear she was going to do the same thing to him as she did to the other anon, which was drink every little drop she could squeeze out.

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>>5675544

Jinx? More like.... DINKS!

Fuggin' gottem.

#roast #senpai #mixtape #fire #sidechick

>>5675499
Heh, you handle it well, but......

Can you handle TWO AT ONCE!?

>Appearing behind Yasuna, a second anon blasts her with a barrage of piss, before spewing cum on her and roaring.

MARKED BITCH!

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"I'm Kuroe! You left the door open! I don't know who Mad Hatter is, but I'm already getting my fill today!"

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>>5675548
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gU7wVDYi5p
meme

>>5675570
Wario I love you

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>>5675586
read this sama:
Caesar Salad is a standard item on a lot of restaurant menus, but can easily be made at home. It can be an appetizer or, by adding some protein such as chicken or shrimp, can be turned into a complete meal.

(Both the origin of Caesar Salad and its original dressing ingredients are debatable, but Romaine lettuce, Parmesan cheese and croutons are always the base of a Caesar Salad. A homemade Caesar Salad dressing historically included lemon juice, olive oil, an egg, Worcestershire sauce OR anchovies and freshly grated black pepper.)

Today, pre-made Caesar Salad dressing is readily available on the grocery store shelves.

For 2 servings of this Caesar Salad you will need:

1/4 cup of pre-made Caesar salad dressing
2 tablespoons of grated parmesan cheese
1/2 head of Romaine lettuce
2/3 cup of croutons
Romaine Lettuce is the norm for a Caesar Salad. In general, choosing lettuce for a salad can be pretty confusing. Startcooking.com’s post on Salad Green From A to Z describes many of the more common types of greens available at most grocery stores.

Be sure to wash the Romaine lettuce and then chop or tear it into bite-size pieces.

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>>5675484
The Batman saves nothing.

>>5675494
Mr. Tetch has quite the... problem.

>>5675502
A soldier with PTSD, I see. Let's focus on that, then, because the rest is outside of my field of expertise. Do you sleep well? How are your relationships with other people?

>>5675517
Please control your language, inmate. My file on you is so large I do not even wish to lift it out of my cabinet at this time.

>>5675544
I've seen you eyeing my beard since you walked in inmate. I'm flattered, but I do not fraternize with occupants of the asylum.

>>5675585
Someone call security. And some napkins. And make sure Mad Hatter is locked up.

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>>5675539
I don't know what I expected...
You did a good, Bolin. You did a good.

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>>5675570

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>>5675577
M-Multi-dick assault?!
>Desperate times call for desperate measures. Yasuna removes her own panties as a makeshift handkerchief. Her cleaning speed has doubled!
I had no idea I'd find such worthy opponents in this land, but can you defeat the master?

>>5675569
Ha...ngh...take it, you slut, take it!
>the anon thrusts once. Twice. Three more times before finally reaching his climax and spilling his seed all over the inside of Kuro's tiny cunt, emptying out all kinds of frustrating and desire into the slutty girl's insides. The constriction of her walls wring out every drop of cum and extend his orgasm longer than the anon thought possible.
Haa...ah...haaa...Fucking hell, Kuro...

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>>5675600
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARIO.

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>>5675602
'ey, fuck you, doc! I shouldn't even fuckin' be here! Ain't there some goddamn laws about this shit!? How the fuck did I end up in Arkham instead of Blackgate!?

>>5675617
>Cums right on her pussy

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>>5675601
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xfVIoPSRNA
>>5675611
<3

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>>5675602
"Go ahead and call security."
"We'll see who comes first, me or them."

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>>5675370
Bullshit. I'm not even from around here.

>>5675569
>He couldn't hold out anymore as she began to fondle his balls. With a few more strong, deep thrusts, he felt his cock pump into her throat even deeper, pushing him right over the edge. His thick rod began spurting out the contents of his testicles straight down her throat, keeping it pulsing and still as her swallowing throat began to milk him dry. Her nose was pressed into his pubic hair as he groaned above her, his knees shaking in pleasure.

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>>5675570
I swear I've seen you before... But you were tall and wearing purple
>>5675602
Y-You don't know that!
>>5675564
No, he was supposed to give me sugar pills and the key to get out instead!

>>5675645
Wrong, m'lady...
>He tips his fedora back, and grins.
I WILL COME FIRST!

>cumz big cumz

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>>5675640
Heh heh heh.... You really didn't think I saw this coming?
>Secret Technique: DOUBLE PANTY SHIELD!
>The (probably) high-schooler was wearing a pair of panties on top of a pair of panties the whole time!

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>>5675548
>Miyabi wraps that one free hand around his shoulder, squeezing him into her...also, the cute little kiss on the cheek she gave him was also nice.
Haa...that was lovely...you are going to take responsibility, right?

>>5675691
YOU ARE LITERALLY THE BEST

>>5675645
Someone take this young lady away before she does something she'll regret.

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>>5675644

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IT IS I THE CHEESE
I AM THE BEST ROLEPLAYER ON THIS SHOW EVEN BETTER THAN JINX AND REAPER COMBINED

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>>5675666
I swear I saw you before, but you were watching dubbed anime and arguing that gen 5 of pokemon is the best.

>>5675708
Like me?

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>>5675702
No, Anon. You're the best!

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>>5675718
I decided to edit a little on that gif.

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>>5675716
IT IS I THE CHEESE
I AM THE BEST ROLEPLAYER ON THIS SHOW EVEN BETTER THAN JINX AND REAPER COMBINED

>>5675721
Hahahaha... aw.
>hugs the anon
... it's alright buddy. We're all going to make it.

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>>5675636
Blackgate does not have the facilities or faculty for the 24/7 suicide watches.That and you were starting a death cult with the more simple minded inmates. You know why you were transferred, don't be a fool.

>>5675645
I hate Gotham City so much some times.

>>5675666
Are you in a habit of trying to get the last word in inmate?

>>5674616
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsX1ATcyQxU

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>>5675748
That better not be another pinche shipping joke! She likes the gordos and the vaqueros anyway...

>>5675761
Not my fault this shithole makes people wanna kill themselves.

>>5675645
I like this crazy puta, can I keep her?

>>5675749
Awesome, thanks.
>Immediately starts to suck your dick.

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>>5675623
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HWN5FuJVp2

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>>5675623
>If she didn't have her mouth full of cock, she would probably be squealing out loud with him as ropes of cum stuffed her insides like a fleshlight with a never ending reservoir. Her hips pressed gently against his own while he emptied into her core, her body shivering against him in desire at the feeling of being filled like that. She liked this punishment.

>>5675665
>She choked for a good few minutes as cum dripped out of her gaping maw and spilled onto the floor from her trying to swallow more than he was shooting and hopelessly failing. The salty taste made her face scrunch up, but she took it all down, her tongue trying to lick up what cum fell from her lips. She could feel him shaking, and felt satisfied. She did her job.

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>>5675602
Let's see, uh...I never sleep. Ever. Every time I close my eyes I hear my military pals being slaughtered over the radio.
My relationships with other people suck, the only sex I've had around here was nonconsensual hatefucking.

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THE CHEESE WILL NOW GIVE EVERYONE A HELPFUL TIP FOR ROLEPLAY
The comma ( , ) is a punctuation mark that appears in several variants in various languages. It has the same shape as an apostrophe or single closing quotation mark in many typefaces, but it differs from them in being placed on the baseline of the text. Some typefaces render it as a small line, slightly curved or straight but inclined from the vertical, or with the appearance of a small, filled-in number 9.

The comma is used in many contexts and languages, mainly for separating parts of a sentence such as clauses, and items in lists, particularly when there are three or more items listed. The word comma comes from the Greek kόμμα (kómma), which originally meant a cut-off piece; specifically, in grammar, a short clause.[1]

A comma-shaped mark is used as a diacritic in several writing systems, and is considered distinct from the cedilla. The rough and smooth breathings (ἁ, ἀ) appear above the letter in Ancient Greek, and the comma diacritic appears below the letter in Latvian, Romanian, and Livonian.

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>>5675761
Yessir!

>>5675782
>Starts moaning, reflexively clutching at your hair
A-anytime, man...

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0z0TVVrpSdJ

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>>5675779
"Who even are you."

>>5675761
"You should be careful about the dream demon! I know there's a Demon Hunter around here but they can't seem to catch her. Her name's Merry!"

>>5675708
>>5675721
>>5675749

"Too late."

>>5675813
>Punches your balls twice to show camaraderie, as the Aztecs are known to do.
Mmmf mmm.

>>5675698
O-Of course! Why wouldn't I do that? After all, you deserve it, Miyabi.
>The man happily wrappen an arm around her form, pulling himself closer to her as he placed a hand on her belly, cautiously rubbing it.
Well, you'll have to think of a name now. I'm usually awful with them. Heh.
>With that, he closed his eyes and slowly fell asleep, comfortable with the warmth of the Ninja's body.

>>5675829
Go to bed EGG

>>5675788
>the anon lets out a sigh as his orgasm subsides. He lowers Kuro's hips down until her feet touch the ground, a wet POP accompanying his cock slipping out of her dripping cunt. He releases her hips and pulls his pants up
Damn, you're good. Keep up the good work, Kuro.

>>5675788
>He pulls out of her mouth slowly, stopping with just the head of his sensitive cock past her lips.
How was your first spitroast?

>>5675843
>>5675851
Who invited the pedoclub?

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>>5675809
WA.

>>5675867
>Most people reply to lolis above any other character
>haha us normies amirite

>>5675867
>it's pedophilia if you typefuck another neckbeard pretending to be a chocolate loli on the Internet

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>>5675789
Considering your size and stature, I would assume you're the one performing sexual assaults then. PTSD leading in to a spree of sexual offenses, hmm. Tell me, were you molested as a child?

>>5675779
I... cannot find any real fault in this statement. Hmmm. I may need an evaluation myself.

>>5675809
Get out of my office.

>>5675829
Another oddity to Gotham's list...

>>5675885
It is if you self insert

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>>5675887
Hey doc what's your take on DMG and LD

>>5675910
I had no idea that pretending I'm actually a chocolate loli getting ploughed by pedocock is pedophilia.

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>>5675829
THE DREAM DEMON WILL BE DEAD SOON, CALM THE FUCK DOWN.
>>5675887
I JUST REMEMBERED THAT I CAN'T REMEMBER ANYTHING PRIOR TO BEING SENT TO MARS.
AND THAT MAKES ME REALLY MAD. SO IF I WAS TOUCHED AS A KID, MUST BE SUBCONSCIOUS. GODDAMN I AM REALLY FUCKING PISSED RIGHT NOW.

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>>5675829
How the fuck?! I'm in the room right next to you, puta! I'm Reaper! I'm the guy who tried to gun down the Bat only to be taken down by one of those pinche petirrojos of his like I'm some small time criminal.

>>5675887
Now go get me my food and candies, orderly. Aint it feedin' time?

>>5675943
Could you really be trusted around children?

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>>5675887
never

>>5675829
>Calls the police

>>5675976
No, I'd try to become one of them so I could be their king and steal all of the sweets. Mwhahahaha c:

>>5676021
YOU BASTARD

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>>5676010
WAAAAAAAAAA~

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Weeeh heh heh! Has anyone seen Wario around here? We've got a game of tennis to get to and I still see his motorcycle parked outside! Maybe if I make a trail of money leading to the court, he'll be tricked into getting there on time! Quick /erp/, give me as many coins as possible!

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>>5675843
>>5675851
>Now that the girl had her feet touching the ground, she sat down, body shaking from the experience. She couldn't reply to either of them for a while, trying to control her breath. Once she could breath properly, she beamed brightly at the two.
"That was fun! We should do it again some time!"
>She sang in a singsong voice. She seemed very out of it. Both of them must have fucked her brains out.

>>5675887
"Hey mister! Do you have candy? I heard doctors have candy in their desk drawers!"
>This child was not going to leave this man alone.

>>5675962
"Oh. I've never noticed you."
"I honestly thought you were a girl with that long hair of yours."

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>>5676039
GET OUT OF HERE IMPOSTER

>>5676021
I'll take that as a no

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>>5675922
The greatest crime in the asylum's history. A crime against good taste, a crime against sexuality, a crime against the general populace. To properly analyze the entire mess this 'coupling' was would take days.

>>5675944
... you may return to your cell, inmate.

>>5675962
I am not an orderly, you cretin.

>>5676010
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT

>>5676042
Where is security? You smell of squid and it's distracting.

>>5676054
Whatever, poopyface.

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>>5676065
Get out or get you off...?

>>5676035
>>5676039
NO no no!, whatsa you two doings here?

>>5676075
Fucking savage holy shit.

>>5676065
Killing DMG by lethal injection when?

>>5676042
(Thanks for the session. That was a blast)

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>>5676065
I'M NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL

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>>5676091
I am immune to all forms of death.

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>>5676042
iChupa mi verga, puta! I am not a fuckin' girl, why the fuck does everyone keep saying that!?

>>5676065
Yeah, you right. You belong here with us, psicólogo. You and your creepy obsession with The Bat.

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>>5676047
>>5676083
>>5676085
>>5676039

WAAAAAAA. Let's-a-go steal from these fags, brother. WA HA HAAAA

>>5676042
We should. And we probably will.
>He pulls up his pants and walks away

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>>5676125
Oh no, I must savsas the worlds

>>5676115
I mean, your hair is so soft and silky. I just want to stroke it.
>An anon reaches out for Gabriel's beautiful hair

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>>5676125
>It's not Lore's Wario
:/

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>>5676065
"Feed me candy that isn't drugged and I'll leave!"

>>5676105
"Come with me if you want to live! I know where the dream demon is!"

>>5676115
"You have long hair. That's why."
"And I'll only do that if you ask nicely!"

>>5676097
{Glad you had fun!}

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>>5676047
The only imposter here is you, you fat Italian meatball! The real Waluigi would already know that I'm scamming-
>He lowers his voice, pulling closer to the fake so that he wouldn't reveal his scheme to the entire thread.
...That I'm scamming these people out of their money! Do you really think I want to play tennis on a Friday? And see Mario's ugly face? Wah! Disgusting!

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>>5676175
WHYS ARE YOU TALKINGS LIKE THAT CUZIN WALUIGI, SNAPS OUT OFS ITS!

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>>5676140
WAAA. ITS-A-MARIO.

>>5676150
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

>>5676175
WAAA. WHAT HE SAID.
>>5676194
Waaaa. Is that you, Toki Wartooth?

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>>5676155
SHOW ME RIGHT NOW, STRANGE LITTLE GIRL

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>>5676194
>>5676205
>all these fucking A presses

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>>5676205
OHOWAWAWAWAWA

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>>5676083
I do not fraternize with inmates. Must I repeat myself? The massive 'SLUT' written on this file circled a dozen times wasn't a lie after all.

>>5676091
Solitary confinement would be the best solution.

>>5676115
Get out of my office. I'll have the guards beat you if you say that one more time.

>>5676155
All I have here is tranquilizers. Stop rummaging you're getting semen everywhere.

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>>5676042
Woah, I didn't expect that someone like... well, you... would do something like that. Are you alright?
>he asked, quickly remembering how someone he met that was similar to her was over a thousand years old
>he had never seen someone do things this lewd before, however, attempting to hide his slowly growing arousal by having a regular chat with her

>>5676144
Ay! iNo mi toques, maricon!

>Gabriel quickly leaped back and tried to look as intimidating as possibly by puffing out his hoodie and extending his arms to the side.

>>5676155
Bitch, I don't do "nice". I'm one bad vato.

>>5676232
Don't think we don't hear the weird shit you say cuz you think your office is soundproof! "iAyy, Batpapi, que chulo!" Fuckin' weirdo.

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>>5676194
Eugh! He's here too!? Waaaah! I never asked for this! Get him out! Get! Him! Out!

>>5676205
Shhh! Shush! Be quiet! If they see you here my plans are ruined! Devastated! They'll turn out worse than Bowser's muffins!

HERE YOU GO.

http://www.vocaroo.com/i/s0aV4CGN6Nej

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>>5676250
WAA. But Bowser can't cook!

>>5676228
WAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>5676245
>jiro irl

>>5676245
>The anon doesn't seem very intimidated by the teen's display, but makes a show of spreading his arms and showing his hands. He's not armed or anything.
Hey, hey, i'm just saying it looks real nice. You like your personal space, that's fine.
>He flashes a charming smile.
How about I buy you a drink? Make up for my forwardness?

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>>5676268
i kek'd

>>5676268
Read Milky Wilky already you attention whore

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>>5676209
"Come with me, and you'll see!"
"A world of pure imagination!"

>>5676232
"Can I use these tranquilizers on a certain mexican-speaking inmate? I think it'll help him sleep better at night!"

>>5676243
"Yeah, I'm fine! It helps me get mana! How else am I going to find my brother, Mister?"

>>5676245
"With girly long hair!"

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>>5676250
It is me, the lone protector of earth
I am the answer to all beings who cry out for peace
I am the protector of the innocent
I am the light in the darkness
I am truth

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>>5676277
I knooooow he can't cook! That's why I said if you don't /quiet down/ that my- our plans will be ruined! Waaaah... Why do I always have to be the brains? Can't I be the brawn just once?

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>>5676310
TOO SOON. GET OUTTA HERE, FUCKO.

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>>5676279
>

>>5676286
>Gabriel on the other hand only grew more increasingly annoyed at the man's forwardness. His brow furrowed in very clear anger and his scarred lips curled into a vicious sneer.

A fuckin' drink?! What does this shit look like to you, the Iceberg Lounge!? Oye, Cabron. I dunno if you're lucid or whatever the fuck they call it but, ¿sabes que? This is fucking Arkham Asylum. You batshit or what?

>>5676310
Ayy, fuck you, it's not girly!

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>>5676310
Yes, yes you can. Feel free to overdose him if you like.

>>5676245
I-I have to go, my time is up. Get back to your cell.

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>>5676228
>>5676250
>>5676277

Marioooooooo!

>>5676353
DILDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

>>5676353
>throws a dragon dildo at and knocks out of the sky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXSumo8wCto

>>5676349
>He peers around at the pair's surroundings, scratching his neck in bafflement.
... huh. Is it? Looks like a nice place, for an asylum.

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>>5676353
PRINCESS!

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>>5676313
It is I. The villain. The antagonist. Where I am, there is discord, dishonesty, and foul play. Where one sees generosity, I see opportunity. I am an entity of greed and selfishness, leaving nothing in my wake.

I am the fearful darkness
I am deceit.

Waa.

>>5676315
WAAAA. I mean, waa. What's the plan, brother?


>>5676353
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>5676313
No. No! All you do is jump on things with your big, smelly feet! And not in the way that gets you terrible people off either, in a terribly generic, unimaginative way! It's completely different to how I punch things.

>>5676353
...I should have known you two came together. Wah. Weeeh! Wario! Get to my side! I don't need back up, but I want you to see how I deal with these puttanas!

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>>5676353
>>5676362
Are we screaming? Well okay
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!

Quick, is there an ava can nut on/inside real fast?

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>>5676310
Don't you have any other ways to get mana? Something like... not this?

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>>5676232
You started it, loser

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>>5676404

>>5676313
I AM DARKWIIIIIING DUCK

>>5676390
I bring solace to my allys.
To people like you, i am a living nightmare.
>>5676391
Do not forget the spinnings and the fireballs

>>5676404
Chloe, she's a giant slut.