HG thread.
241st Express Games!
>fucks
Sanae Kochiya
>>5674030
Sheath
Magic Handjob
>>5674030
Togami Byakuya
Greg "can't knock the murder dock" Universe
Regulus Corneas
The Player
>>5674030
The Uber Gang
>>5674030
Minnie May
Saki
Classy Raven
Artoria Pendragon
Mokou Remover Yukine
Mysterious Heroine X
Reigen Arataka
>>5674030
Hikigaya Hachiman
>>5674030
The only good oldfag
Metal Gear Hope
Chinese Mokou
Mike Cutter
>>5674094
>you kiss a grenade
>it explodes
Misato
>>5674094
Wh-why did I get three (You)'s?
>>5674094
What is it, mau?
Jinx
Bigby Wolf
>>5674094
>Saber (Assassin) dodges your kissu attempt and keeps patrolling
>>5674030
Donald J. Trump
>>5674030
DeleteMG
Hi HG
>>5674030
Sylvie Paula Paula
Peri
>>5674131
I would fuck Bolin
>>5674030
Saber Lily
Tenryuu
Yo, HG, I was told to say Hi.
Andrew Wiggins
Vic Viper
>>5674069
For what purpose
>>5674169
36?
>>5674169
Making with the swapping most kindly please!
>>5674049
>>5674138
>>5674059
>>5674141
>>5674169
Swap this.
>>5674112
Because you deserve it.
>>5674169
Swap us, please!
>>5674062
>>5674169
>>5674169
>>5674126
>>5674109
>>5674169
Give my spot to >>5674162
>>5674142
I would fuck Mako.
>>5674185
>>5674162
>>5674169
Sorry, mistake.
Swap us for Wiggins
>>5674178
Peri thanks strange man with a hat!
>>5674169
I accept this challenge.
>>5674188
>Blows kissu
>>5674162
Thanks for hosting!
>>5674176
Paula will repay you with this someday! Lady with the strange speaking should expect it!
>>5674211
No problem. Good luck with the fight. By the way, i take no responsibility if you die.
>>5674054
>not hilariously fat version
I am honestly disappointed.
>>5674194
You got my vote.
In Canada.
>>5674204
Thanks to you three fine ladies as well.
>>5674220
5 more
>>5674226
Not being likely! Sheath is having rabbitlike speed desu!
>>5674220
Can you do that to me but without the kissu?
James Lipton
>>5674241
Admiral Aikawabar
>>5674232
Togami =//= Fatogami.
>>5674241
Tharja Binks
>>5674241
Ninooooo
>>5674241
a tiger
>>5674241
UNUSED CHARACTER
>>5674232
there are two
>>5674236
Snake head is cute. CUTE
>>5674251
... If you're asking for a BJ it'll have to wait.
>>5674232
I have no idea what you're talking about, buffoon. And more importantly, who said you could speak to me so casually in the first place?
>>5674283
>>5674261
Wait what the fuck ?
They aren't the same person ?
>>5674236
>>5674283
Must agree with you, she's pretty cute.
>>5674277
If you use Unused Character as an avatar won't she become a used character?
>>5674309
e-ehhh?
>>5674302
The fat one is the Ultimate Impostor. The joke is that he can impersonate others even if he is fat as fuck.
>>5674230
But you will take a sharp stabber to the gut if I die ~! Keeekeee
>>5674294
>>5674307
So we all agree. Snek is cute. When we raping her?
>>5674320
>tfw unused charater has the most original design of kill me baby
the irony
>>5674332
I still accept this challenge.
>>5674330
I don't mean two characters, I mean there are two seperate avafags
Like, they enter separately and everything
>>5674307
>>5674344
>>5674332
Everything important is in now! Let's go!
>>5674350
i'll be a main character some day
>>5674364
>>5674327
How about we don't? Its not like I would be the cause of your death so why involve me in it?
>>5674332
Looks fine to me. Thank you for hosting.
>>5674344
R-rape? That would definitely make her cute face ruined by tears!
>>5674357
No one's going to rape you, hopefully.
>>5674374
Aren't you already?
I think you won a game with Yukine, you were on the wincard
>>5674376
You swapped Peri in. So if she gets hurt this game, she'll hurt you back tenfold. She thinks that's a fair deal ~
>>5674379
Running, running through the mud. Soon Peri will bathe in your blood~
>>5674330
Fat togami imposter
>cody
>>5674379
Oh wow! Fans being the most supportive! Thank you, arigatou, everyone desu!
>>5674395
a-as a... a background character...
>>5674169
>>5674332
Removal, duh
>>5674330
Such disgusting words coming out of such a disgusting person's mouth. Just as expected. I have nothing more to say to you, filth.
>>5674379
The colors on this weapon displease me heavily...
>>5674357
>>5674383
But watching her squirm would be cute! CUTE!
>>5674374
Hello hello! You seem upset. Did Paula say something wrong?
>>5674379
You can't just take it out like that! Does Paula have to teach you a lesson?
>>5674379
>>5674410
During my own game? We'll see how well that goes.
>>5674383
>>5674414
>>5674402
Eh... Thank goodness i'm in my room and not exactly in the arena.
>>5674407
kek
>>5674431
That sounds like Hikki.
>>5674431
SETH, THEY KNOW
>>5674431
Paula doesn't have a driving license. Can she still play this game?
>>5674414
>>5674432
As much as I don't like talking about things like this, I believe the same outcome could be achieved with it being consensual.
>>5674432
It'll only hurt for a second.
>>5674431
Fleshy fleshy parts are so tempting to cute apart like bacon! Peri loves eating bacon as much as she loves making it!
>>5674437
That's okay ~ if Peri wants to, she'll hunt you down and make you scream for your life. But she's in a good mood, so she'll let you live!
>>5674431
Wadda mean I'm 'not supposed to shoot them with canons'? I don't wanna cook 'em over a fire, that'll take too long! I got shit to dooooo!
>>5674453
SETHING
>>5674431
If you need practice with archery, I can help you. Sanae can vouch for that.
>>5674459
get a room you two, ugh
>>5674461
Aren't you supposed to be babysitting.
>>5674437
>>5674458
>>5674459
>>5674459
No raping in the arena.
>>5674460
For now that is...
>>5674481
>>5674477
(I'm the ERP Tenryuu m8)
(I ain't kugs)
>>5674485
>>5674479
I got dibs on the box of m67s.
>>5674458
But that's no fun!
>>5674468
Only if you join us.
>>5674483
See? Cute!
>>5674479
DOOD. Poptarts are rad.
>>5674485
Come ooooon! You can be next!
>>5674479
Oh! Shiny new stabbers! Making good use of!
>>5674431
Her aim is so bad to the point of which it's impressive. How very amusing.
>>5674479
I'll get the hang of it eventually, the Togami family is not one to give up so easily.
>>5674504
How are your back problems?
>>5674479
Even if I fall asleep, Paula friends can keep watch! Isn't that right, Mr. Eyeball?
>>5674495
>>5674504
Like I said. I'm in my room right now.
>>5674491
I was referring to the Akatsuki class. Aren't you basically their aunt?
>>5674504
>>5674518
>>5674504
i don't do lewdshit, doomgal does though. i can call her if you want
>>5674524
You just have to believe in yourself
>>5674520
(Ohooo...I'll just go fucking kill myself for assuming things)
Ahaa...They can take of them selves...probably.
>>5674524
Paula needed to sleep more.
>>5674483
Speaking of, it's getting rather cold at night lately, do you need a space heater? I suppose I could lend myself out.
>>5674504
We might have different definitions of fun, what I have in mind would be fun for a long time.
>>5674520
>stocking
>being knowledgeable
>>5674524
Nobody touches my burgers unless I wish for it, NOBODY!
>
>Tfw finished new ava collage with literally all your shit on it
>Wondering if it should even be posted or not
>>5674552
People keep talking about my games. And I don't like it.
>>5674559
>>5674524
Oh no! We were played! Haha, making joke! But is very serious!
>>5674577
Post it
>>5674565
No bullying allowed.
>>5674551
вepoятнo
>>5674547
>>5674592
Naw mane. I wanna drop it down during Prime Time for the most reactions. Preferably while everyone is posting theirs and getting rated as well.
>>5674585
What if this place is run by aliens?
>>5674512
.. I shrunk my tits back down... shut up.
>>5674518
Why can't rape happen in your room?
>>5674529
Cute snek will get kissus. I promise that.
>>5674532
But she's scary. She'll rip and tear my dick off..
>>5674559
And what do YOU have in mind?
>>5674601
>kissu
>>5674529
Fell right into my trap.
>>5674530
>>5674610
If it's not a friend chart nobody cares about your collage.
>>5674602
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzLqr6fAe7Y
Pan paka pan.
>>5674628
It's got like, all my secrets on it though.
>>5674585
Remove yourself!
>>5674585
Oh my my ~ Peri sliced and stabbed this body so much she doesn't know if it used to be a man or a woman ~! Yaaaaaay she still can multilate people!
>>5674617
I'M SCARY TOO, YOU GODDAMNED TROGLODYTE.
i'm just very tired and dont wanna yell
>>5674610
Seth?
>>5674617
First of all. You aren't there. Second, I'm not really prepared for visitors.
>>5674644
Close?
>>5674617
>>5674620
>>5674601
He-Hey! Don't look at me like that...I-I can be responsible...wh-when I want to beeee...
>>5674631
Pan paka pan!
>>5674637
Is this thing even on? Ah it is, hi everyone
>>5674587
Haha, I suppose that's a yes, but the way I asked was kind of lame, maybe I should be more forward with it?
>>5674617
Hmm...
>He raises a finger trying to add to his ideas.
Going out, moving in, sharing the seasons together and having sweet moments together! Sappy stuff like that just gets to me!
>>5674652
Sheamus?
>>5674524
>>5674654
>I linked wrong.
>>5674619
Why do you do this to me?
>>5674655
Who are you trying to convince, me or yourself?
>>5674672
Going down the wrong road.
But see you at Prime Time, I guess.
>>5674663
And by indecipherable I mean Chinese
>>5674687
cause yous a cute
>>5674668
>>5674695
..Peri survived worse. Now she has an excuse to really mess up pretty brawlerman ~
>>5674695
You are the one on thin ice, youkai
>>5674585
Our time to hunt for more supply trucks filled with delicious food will come again...
>>5674687
Myself mostly, if I'm gonna be honest here...
>>5674687
>picks up
>puts in lap
>>5674744
THAT'S IT! PERI IS GOING TO UT YOUR HEAD OFF AND FEED IT TO THE BEARS! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
>>5674708
Ah.. I said something wrong didn't I?
>>5674744
Ah fuck, fu-fucking depth perception-Thaaat was an accident, y'know, depth perception and all, st-stupid eyepatch...ehehehe
>>5674783
>>5674704
Дикoбpaзы are cute too, but don't kiss them.
>>5674732
It's okay. You may not be responsible but at least you have big boobies. I hear those are important.
>>5674747
Put me down.
WHO'S THE PERSON THAT SAID THEY MISSED ME?!
WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO SNIPE ME, MYSTERIOUS ANON?!! WHAT DID I DO TO YOU?
>>5674850
>Tricky's not dead
Tricky's not dead! Hooray!
Let me post
>>5674798
Do you mean to say..? Alright, I promise to help keep you warm on these cold autumn nights.
>>5674850
POST YOUR PUSSIES!
>>5674844
B-But I wanna have you sit on my lap.
>>5674865
I'm always lurking~
Now let me post the slides
>>5674895
I pet a cute and soft cat on the walk to school this morning!
>>5674899
I still have to upload those darn damn vocaroos. Soon.
>>5674931
and you still lose even after that motivation speech I gave you, how dissapointing
>>5674850
I love you.
>>5674931
You didn't go to the feast, did you?
>>5674945
just gimmie the links to em nigga
>>5674940
I want to feed pussycats with Tricksteroo.
>>5674981
One sec uploadin now
>>5674899
I FINALLY TOOK A PICTURE OF MY KITTY FOR YOU TRICKY!
IT'S NAP TIME THOUGH SORRY HE'S 2 COMFY IN HIS KITTEH NEST!
>>5674896
All right.
>>5674892
>>5675003
>mfw i thought that was ta-class at first
>>5674977
No one wants to stay with 8man.
That's literally the only trick Yukine has up his sleeve at any given time.
My cat is a fat old pos
>>5674844
Uhh...not really, their just big blobs of flesh that people gawk at...al-also, they make it pretty damn hard to move sometimes.
>>5675034
Express Games sells out
>>5674895
my precious kitter, he's ded though so let him RIP
>Deeg
>>5675003
>gibs vodka
>>5675005
Haha, but that's kind of an excuse to come over, I don't exactly sleep at night so spending a whole night like that sounds pretty amazing.
Major Ocelot
>>5674999
>>5675016
Something's wrong with my cat.
>>5675016
here u go tricky
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bXalMXDXav
<3
>>5675050
>>5675066
Funny joke
>>5674973
I love you in a platonic way as well, anon!
>>5674984
Oh oh, the cat that I made friends with this morning was light brown with brown markings on their face, ears, and tail, with white paws and little specks of white and brown scattered on them!
>>5674999
Anon, you remembered!!! That is a very chubby kitty, thank you for showing me! I wanna give them a hug.
>>5675016
That looks like a cuddly and warm cat, anon.
>>5675072
that aint me nigga, but thank you!
>>5675086
It's still an entry, it may be late, but it's an entry.
Hey, everyone. How's the game going?
>>5675105
No, you're just too early for the next game.
>>5675095
oh.
also, it's a meme u dip, give it a listen.
Uploading all three to vocaroo now, will probably upload to Jewtube too for some views from my faggot friends who subscribed to my cancerous channel.
>>5675110
Well you're going to have to kill them someday.
>>5675012
I'm Hibiki. I'm also referred to as The Phoenix from my exploits.
>>5675040
Maybe enemy won't shoot if they're busy gawking.
Can't you just unequip them like you would any other thing?
>>5675060
I'll save this for later. блaгoдapя.
>>5675062
>>5675119
Also this
I'm in the future you guys are still in the past
2016tards...
>>5675095
HE'S MY FAT LITTLE GUY! SORRY THE PICS SO BAD MY CAM SUCKS DONKEY COCK. I'LL GIVE HIM HUGS AND PATS FOR YOU, TRICKY! HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND!
>>5675072
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0atT28d0Cuq
>>5675095
H-how about my cat? Is she okay?
>>5675129
I don't want to bother you, I'll find another place to sleep
>>5675116
better now that you're here uguu
>>5675073
thanks anon, he was a little shit, but MY little shit
>>5675129
>>5675116
Not good for you
>>5675165
How about we split up for a while?
>>5675147
You got the wrong Jinx. Also, it looks like Strange is there, and I don't want anything to do with that creep.
>>5675164
Speaking of creeps, jeez.
>>5675116
I'm actually winning for once, so good.
>>5675151
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0koWABDa8MU
>>5675165
No box
No wrapper
Just a Poptart
>>5675116
You're facing the wrong way, but my stake in the game has died.
>>5675132
Yeah, I know, this is kind of embarrassing, but it definitely sounds good to you too right?
if hikki wins moko has to KISS him
>>5675177
am i not good enough for you?
are my muscles too small?
does my firepower not satisfy you?
>>5675131
I-I...huh, you know I never thought about that...but I don't a lot of Abyssals swi-...actually I might be wroong.
I can't, they're a part of my body, I mean sure, I could get a reduction...but then the admiral would get mad at me for running away from my problems.
Also if that nignog Izaya is here I have a little something something for you senpai.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0D4JxszxJKy
>>5675194
>>5675131
You weren't supposed to take it! It was a test! You're way too little for drinks like that. You're supposed to be drinking things like fruit juice and milk!
>>5675178
Hey, good for you. Don't blow it.
>>5675194
Better luck next time, Blue.
>>5675204
You're annoying. That's about it.
>>5675197
t. Hikki
>>5675192
Will The Architect survive this assassination attemp-
>>5675122
Ouch.
>>5675139
You too, anon! Thank you for showing me!!!!
>>5675157
That isn't a cat, anon! That's a chicky.
>>5675229
No this is my cat, tricko.
>>5675197
Hikki, Hikki, Hokko. When will you understand?
>>5675225
>>5675223
FUCK YOU PURPLE LADY, I DON'T DESERVE THIS SHIT.
>>5675241
What kind of dog is this?
>>5675241
Oh! What's her name?
If Hikki wins, Ocelot has to suck his dick.
>>5675270
b-Baka...
>>5675271
Billy.
>>5675225
WE HAVE A WINNER
>>5675229
T1: Love Like You, Rebecca Sugar.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qXM3rfNyqi
T2: That Porl/Coon duet
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07tHK4W6RCk
T3: Tricky Wants Anon to Kill Himself and Dream of Death
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ALOL2Zxyfr
>>5675273
>>5675287
:/
>>5675287
And thats how its done.
>>5675271
do you like my kitter, clown lady?
>>5675056
he was a good goy
Hello, arena-goers!
How is the day treating you?
>>5675287
Oooh Playerman...Peri thinks you have a dat with one of her sharpest daggers. Destination : your throat ~!
>>5675306
It was going quite well until you decided to open your mouth.
>>5675252
Woah, touchy. You alright?
>>5675306
Could be better.
>>5675307
Chill out, he already beat you.
>>5675323
Shut up, witch. Peri warned him what would happen and he did it anyway!
....Unless you want to take his place?~
>>5675214
Man.. It still amazes me how beautiful living beings can be, but if there is a god he sure is cruel, making someone so cute but not letting them speak.
>>5675223
Thank you, I'm surprised, haven't noticed you getting into trouble lately.
>>5675287
Congratulations Player!
Thank you very much for hosting Mokou!
>>5675287
Congratulations Player, you are the new winner of the Express Games
>>5675334
>>5675322
Have you no respect? For shame!
>>5675323
How would you like it to be better?
>>5675339
And thanks for playing!
>>5675323
NO.
NO, I AM NOT ALRIGHT.
I AM TIRED, CRANKY, AND LAMENTING AT THE FACT THAT NOT EVERY SINGLE DEMON TO EVER EXIST IS DEAD, THEIR SKULL CRACKED UNDER THE WEIGHT OF MY BOOT.
>>5675222
My diet is mainly oil and bauxite.
>>5675206
If it can't be helped you shouldn't consider it to be a problem. It will just stress you out more.
rate my kitty
>>5675307
I think I better keep my doors locked.
>>5675334
Thank you.
>>5675339
Thanks for hosting.
>>5675284
That's an adorable cat. I love him.
>>5675287
Well... That's that. It's not a big bang bell, but it's still impressive. Mau...
>>5675339
Congrats to The Player for winning!
>>5675349
And thanks for hosting to you too!
>>5675349
thanks for hosting
>>5675369
y-you to
>>5675332
Yeah, no thanks. You can go crazy on him.
>>5675334
You weren't hear yesterday?
>>5675345
Just, y'know, winning.
>>5675350
...you kill demons?
>>5675351
That would explain why you're so small...
>>5675356
10/10
Would hire in my unit
>>5675344
Mmm... Maybe we should get you a phone so you can text?
>>5675351
I try not too...but lordy loo is it hard. They just kinda, y'know, flop everywhere...they're a bit of a problem in combat.
>>5675345
I have respect of those I actually deem worthy of it. For an old man that I have just met and is walking around in what seems to be a Halloween costume? Not so much.
>>5675356
where is it
It's Baller Friday!
>>5675402
>>5675392
YEAH, WHY? YOU ONE OF THEM HELLSPAWN SHITBAGS?
DON'T LIE, I ALWAYS FIND OUT.
>>5675394
If I get any bigger I'll just be an easier target to hit.
>>5675407
If only there was some way to contain them. Have you tried glue?
>>5675395
good work soldier
>>5675411
racist
>>5675432
I've tried bindings, but that's just uncomfortable...and it makes me look like a dude.
>>5675392
Yaaaaay~! Peri was planning to anyway, but thanks for your blessing~!
>>5675364
Wooden doors won't help you much. Peri's going to tear your door down before she tears you limb from limb ~! Teeheee!
>>5675392
For a while, maybe I just wasn't paying attention? I don't recall seeing you doing anything.
>>5675418
... My mind is certainly going places today, but I'll definitely try to get you one, or maybe you can just use mine?
>>5675459
>>5675432
Not to mention you wouldn't be as much of a qt...
>>5675458
Well good luck finding me. It won't be easy.
>The Player
>>5675449
You know when I told you about getting fish shaped darts from the Internet? You can probably get surgery to make your breasts smaller.
>>5675472
Huh? Are you leaving or something? I suppose today is a school day.
>Kaito