ERP Thread: Literal Semen Demon Edition Previous: >>5663434

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First for sleep.

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Everything is so dead.

Good thing I have these Hurricane Matthew streams for entertainment.

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>>5668282
im glad my misery can provide you entertainment

>>5668241
Ghh.. Hhaaa!
>He watches her breasts bounce in a hypnotic rhythm. If he was in the right frame of mind he'd question how they bounce so rhythmically when she's bouncing so frantically. Soon his cock begins to twitch and thrash about against her soft walls, his whole body tensing up in a desperate attempt to keep going

>>5668246
I want to impregnate a succubus with cambion babies.

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>>5668289
I've been through a hurricane before. You're fortunate to be able to post online, especially during the brunt of it.

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>>5668294
>Kurumu admires the anon's endurance, and she responds by laying down on top of him. Her breasts press against his chest as she uses the position to speed up her motions, her thighs smacking down quickly and powerfully. She moves her mouth near his ear to whisper.
You wanna cum? Let it aaaaaaalllll out.
>The succubus then turns his head to her, pressing her lips onto his once more as her tongue invades his now-familiar mouth. Her speed increases once more, rapidly pummeling their crotches together to get the anon to climax as hard as possible.

>>5668282
>>5668318
I still can't sleep, way too nervous about the state of that anon I brought up. Was going to bring out one of my new avatars tonight but I'm just a mess.

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>>5668329
You're doing yourself no good stressing out and worrying so much. I understand completely, anon. I've been where you were so many times before and will probably be there again. If you have a God, I would pray. If you believe in nothing, then believe in them, and believe that they'll be alright.

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'Tis very quiet this evening. Perhaps I am not needed tonight...?
...
Nay! I must remain vigilant! Such is the duty of a knight!

>>5668328
>He still fights the urge to cum, wanting the experience to last as long as possible. But when her breasts press against him and her tongue forces its way into his mouth his endurance is really put to the test
Mmph! Mmmh!
>He lasts longer than even he thought was possible, but soon he finally explodes. Rope after rope shoots deep inside her cunt, soaking her insides. The strength fades from his body with every shot, by the end he doesn't even have the strength to pick himself up. He just lies down in a puddle of their shared juices, his eyes glazed over as the experience burns itself into his mind
Kurumuuuu..

>>5668385
>Anon nods towards the magestic centaur, kneeling down as he gently takes her hand within his own, placing a chaste kiss on the back of her hand as he gazes towards her with admiration.
Thank you for all of your service for the good of the people.

>>5668354
Thank you, Jiro. I'll probably rest easy, soon. I've always been prone to worrying too much.

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>>5668385
>Quiet. That was a good way to put it. Quiet would mean that there was no danger, after all. But, quiet could also mean something was hidding. Lurking in the shadows, biding its time and waiting to strike. Such was the case here. The fiendish creature from the most unfathomable depths of the see slithered its way across the Earth. Those soulless pools of darkness spotted prey. A victim. Quiet. Things were no longer quiet now, not with the sound of slimy tentacles sliding and "walking" on the ground as the creature made its way towards the centaur, its hellish stride filled with ill intent.

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>>5668420
I know how that goes, anon. Trust me. A good rest will give you the strength you need to get through these trying times.

>>5668385
Sound judgment, as expected of a knight.
>A finger is pointed towards the skies.
There's always trouble afoot, no matter the silence.

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>>5668387
>The demon girl pauses for a moment, savoring the feeling of the hot liquid filling her up. She slides herself off him, laying next to the man she helped be consumed by lust, and felt more than a little proud of her performance while her wetness leaked his white, sticky cum.
Now that was a good night. Call me next time you need someone to fuck the wind out of you.
>She didn't even realize how exhausted the session left her. Fully content with their night, Kurumu's eyes slowly closed as she drifted off to sleep next to her newest conquest.

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>>5668387
>>5668446
(I hope you had fun, but god damn I need to sleep now. See you guys tomorrow.)

>>5668446
>>5668477
(Oh yeah I did! Kurumu has always been the best girl to me)

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>>5668395
>Centorea is taken aback by the anon's sudden gesture, a rosy blush immediately manifesting upon her face. Not only the abrupt kiss upon her hand, but his polite and majestic demeanor as well.
N-Nay! Thou mustn't say such things! 'Tis too much praise for a simple knight such as I! I am merely doing my duty!

>>5668422
>The tranquil silence of the night would soon be broken by an unfamiliar sound, the sound of tentacles slipping and sliding. Centorea's ears perked up as she heard the strange noises and she immediately turned to face whatever it was that seemed the be sneaking up behind her, her expression fierce as she was on alert. Met with the sight of the foul chimera before her, Centorea's eyes go wide in shock and surprise... before going back to normal as she breathed a short sigh of relief. Such a sight was not unfamiliar to her. She herself was extra-species too, after all.
Dear me... thou had frightened me, sneaking around at this time. Does thy day fare well? Are thou lost? I may escort thee through the perilous night if thou so desires.
>She had never really seen an extra-species such as this before. There was much to see in this world, indeed.
...Erm... Forgive my rudeness but... if I may inquire, what kind of extra-species are thou? I have never met one of thy kind before.
>Extra-species or not, Centorea was a protector of all. A true knight!

>>5668441
Thou are correct! Forgive my wandering thoughts, for my mind was in another place. I can see that my presence is always needed. A knight must be ready at all times, no matter the situation!

>>5668534
>The polite man proceeds to stand to his full height his hands moving to dust off the mixture of debris that clung to his pants from suddenly kneeling down in the middle of the side walk. He has to crane his head backwards slightly to look into the face of the beautiful centaur. His eyes tracing over everyone of her features with a mixture of wonder and...something else. He smiles a gentle smile as he slides up to her side, pressing against her side as he walks with her.
Thou art many dastardly fellows who only do the duty of a common brigand. Your bravery and selflessness should be admired, Centorea. I merely wish to give thou the compliments befitting of a knight of your caliber.
>He takes a look down the sparsely populated street before he speaks to her again.
Would you allow me to accompany you? I would love to speak more with the beautiful and graceful Centorea, if you would allow it.

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>>5668534
>The lack of fear in the centaur gave the hybrid mutant pause. Maybe it was because it was he still rather fresh to the ways of the outside world, or maybe because he expected her to turn tail and run, but the creature certainly didn't expect this. A tentacle was raised to scratch the beast's scaled hide. If she didn't want to run away, then perhaps she wanted to be.. friends? How jejune was his mindset then. Whatever the motive, the shark monster resumed moving towards her, this time with the body language of a curious thing rather than that of a predator. Within moments, he stood, or whatever it was called when he held his shark body upright on those tentacles of his, before her. Being this close, the mutant was able to get a better look at the centaur woman. A shapely female with quite the large bust. Those black eyes stopped to stare at her chest, letting the sight awaken primal desires in creature. Desires that made themselves known by the spot of drool that formed at the corner of his mouth.

>>5668586
>Nibbles headtilt

That's just a shark.
...
...
OH HEY WAIT A MINUTE

I'd feel sad Jiro is going to fuck my waifu but Sharktopus retcon is so stupid I can't help but smile.

>>5668631
>tfw no one likes your waifu
feels_goodman.jpg

I died again. And once again great teamwork out there.

>>5668329
???

>>5668699
last thread

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>>5668571
>Centorea's blush remains strong, her eyes shifting to the side slightly as he examines her form. As he presses up against her while they walk, Centorea steps away from him bashfully. Such bold contact would only be normal between her and her master, if she had one. Her nervous tension was eased a bit by his questionable grasp on the archaic way of speaking that she used so often, eliciting a small giggle from her.
N-Nay. Once again, I must insist that thou not say such things of me. My duty is its own reward. I, um... I greatly appreciate it however...
>She glances in the same direction as he, down the nearly empty street, before returning her gaze to him as he speaks.
I-I do not mind but it should be me accompanying thee. I will escort any citizen in need.

>>5668586
>Centorea wasn't really sure how he was standing upon his many tentacles. In fact, she wasn't really sure how his anatomy worked at all. She hardly got to examine his body for staring would be rude and such rudeness is unbecoming of a knight!
Sir...?
>A quiet one. No matter! Honor knows no voice!
Well, if thou shall pardon me, I will accompany thee to wherever it is thou are headed. But, erm...
>Centorea starts as a blush forms upon her face and she bashfully averts her eyes. She holds her arms over her sizable bosom, embarrassed at the creature's obvious gaze.
I-I'd appreciate it greatly if thou did not stare at my chest so...

>>5668708
You literally could've just said "hurricane" and saved me the trouble. 10/10

>>5668675
I
I just died in your arms tonight
It must have been something you said

>>5668725
nigga i didnt know what you were question marking over, just wanted to give you full context as to what they were going on about

>>5668645
A good feeling when no one can take her from you.

>>5668730
I sometimes see you pass outside my door

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>>5668598
~
>>5668631
(Mecha, is that you?)
>>5668724
(Actually I'm going to have to call it here. It's nearly 5 in the morning and now is not the time to try and do anything. Especially since my last two responses required some serious effort to try and put together. I should've been more mindful of the time. Good night and I hope you'll enjoy yourself with the nice knight anon!)

>>5668329
Who is your new avatar?

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>Tfw conscious

>Looks for Ash or maybe Mewtwo

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>>5668757
'Twould be unknightly of me to keep thee up at such an hour! Goodnight! I hope thou has a most restful slumber.

>>5668775
>tfw typing this whilst unconscious

>lurks the thread while cuddling with his waifu

>>5668781
He said he might be gone for a while

>>5668724
>The man gives Centorea her space when she suddenly jumps away from him as if she had been burned, a slight blush of embarrassment working its way onto his face as he realizes his social error.
A thousand pardons, I am still not well versed in the customs of your proud race of people. Please tell me if I do anything unbecoming, Centorea.
>He debated reaching out to grasp her hand within his but decided against it as he lead her towards his home, his eyes constantly flicking towards her horse body, her shapely mare legs looking much more dainty and feminine than he thought possible. Gazing up to her smooth, beautiful face, seemingly like a fair maiden than a brave knight. He turns his face away as he realizes he's been staring, nearing his house which he points at in the distance.
Centorea, would you be fine keeping me company for a few moments? It is so dreadfully lonely in my house as of late.

>>5668772
they're probably asleep by now, anon

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>>5668785
Hi sleepyhead.

>>5668804
>Waves at the cute, also gives a few gentle head pats.
How are you?

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>>5668812
I'm okay! How are you?
>closes her eyes and smirks during the head pats

>>5668804
>>5668823
>throws a pillow at
Keep it down, my alarm won't stop going off and I want to sleep.

>>5668790
Whatever makes you happy, creepy anon.

>>5668797
>He left cause HG was back in ERP
You are all some real dumb mother fuckers, you know?

>>5668823
>The anon smiles at her response and decides to gently caress her cheek, pulling his hand away as he looks at her.
I've been pretty great. I was about to go lay down for a bit, would you like to come with me?

>>5668830
*motherfuckers

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>>5668826
Y-you should probably wake up, anon...

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>>5668839
Yeah. You seem nice and I'm getting pretty sleepy.

>>5668841
It's just an alarm. If you want to keep bothering me, at least curl up next to me and be warm.

>>5668840
Cause spelling invalidates my point
Never change, ERP
I hope paul comes back to fuck the threads up again. At least then we had a common enemy.

>>5668844
You probably shouldn't just lay down with anyone.

>>5668852
We love you too, anon. <3

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>>5668851
>Does that, resting her head on your chest nervously
"Anon, don't you have to go to work or something..."
>>5668854
It's not anyone, it's anon! Anon is extra special to me!

>>5668861
Thanks incredibly sexy anon.
<3

>>5668844
>The man nods happily before gently grasping her hand, leading her off to his house that is a few blocks away. He pushes the solid oak door open after fumbling with his keys, leading her into the well furnished home.
So would you like to cud-I mean, lay down on the couch or the bed?

>>5668854
Anon never lays down for anybody because he is always bending over.

>>5668863
It's fine, I wake up extra early so I don't have to bother with being late. Being late is more stressful than alarms.
>He grumbled a little bit, and then wrapped his arm up around her, pulling her head in to his chest a little more.

>>5668878
kek, too true.

>>5668865
I'm too sexy for this thread.

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>>5668874
>Happily walks to anon's house with him, softly humming and swinging her arm in his.
Yeah, your bed is comfy looking!
>She plops down on the bed and rolls around before stretching out her arms and yawning.
>>5668889
>"Okay", she said, sorta pouty, kissing his chest lightly as he pulled her into his warm embrace

>>5668909
>He pet through her hair as she kissed his chest, bare in the bed, and slung his other arm over her waist.
Maybe I could fall asleep for a little longer. You're pretty comfy. Just...ahhhh...a few more minutes.

>>5668909
>Anon climbs in behind her, spooning with her and pulling her closer, letting out a sigh of relief as he relaxes into the embrace. He wraps his arm around her waist, holding her close to his body as his breath blows past her ear with each exhale.
Mhm, I hope this is fine with you.

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>>5668926
>Tried not to move or make a sound as she comfily snuggled into anon's warm body
>>5668928
>"Ah, you hope... what's okay?", she asked coyly, pushing her soft, yet firm butt back into his groin

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>>5668799
>Centorea waves her hand reassuringly, a small smile on her face.
Ah, no, do not worry! Thou have not committed any kind of offense. I am just... e-erm...
>Centorea looked away as she thought of a proper way to word her shyness when it came to intimacy. It seemed unbecoming of a knight, no matter how she put it in her head.
N-Nothing!
>As they walked, Centorea, who was normally quite perceptive, took no notice of his glances towards her body for she was focusing on not staring at him, both out of embarrassment and politeness. Her horse legs, while not as brawny as a male's would be, still retained visible muscles despite its more feminine form. Her face was indeed strong yet gentle, as befitting for a princess as it would a knight. As they arrive at his abode, Centorea's eyes widen slightly in surprise as he requests that she accompany him further.
E-Eh? Inside?
>She couldn't, could she? To an uninformed eye it would most certainly seem improper, especially for a knight. But then again... home invasions are most certainly a possibility. Especially in the dead of the night like this while living alone. It would only be a few hours until the sun rose. Well, she couldn't leave a citizen in need.
Well... I do not mind, if thy house could accommodate one such as myself. As thou can see, I am quite... erm... l-large.
>She says with a hint of embarrassment while looking back at her horse body, ashamed at how much havoc she has unintentionally caused with it in the past.
I do not wish to destroy anything in thy home.

>>5668950
>He gave a long yawn as his head tilted in, with his chin resting on the top of her head. Under the sheets, he shuffled, and let his arm drift down until his forearm crossed over her butt, fingers resting on the back of her thigh.
You smell better than my pillow does, I could get used to this.
>His groggy compliment ends up followed by a little twist in, brushing his leg along hers.

>>5668950
>The man is slightly surprised as the cute girl pushes against him, his previously soft bulge starting to harden against her. His hand slithers down her tummy before sliding in between her legs, gently rubbing against her inner thigh.
Cuddling like this...It's fine right?

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>>5668965
>Her lips tightened as she felt his hand grab her, on her thigh and near her butt. She shyly muttered, "it's a new perfume", as she leaned into his lewd embrace
>>5668974
Mm... yeah.
>She grabs his hand with her smaller hand and guides it down to her pussy
It's wet like this already.
She hummed a quiet moan as she directed anon's strong hand across her kitty

Post butts

>>5668999
It's good, better than sleep sweat.
>He lets his hand trace her thigh lazily, the leg along hers slipping between her knees and wedging up just some. His breath comes out a little faster, while he keeps his eyes closed, drinking in her warmth.
Plus, waking up to this is the best.
>It would be an exclamation, but his voice stays at a groggy rumble as his fingertips slide over her cheeks, while something thick and hard presses into her belly. Probably a cock, given their positioning.

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A Shekel to the one who fucking kills me.

>>5669013
>gives you the succ instead.

>>5669013
But how can you give me one if you're dead?

>>5669021
There's these things called wills, where inheritance is detailed.

>>5669013
i'll kill you if you let me fuck that BP

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>>5669019
Stop anon, lewd stuff is wrong!
>>5669021
Just take it off my dead body.

>>5668954
>The man smiles as he hears her response, not wanting to possibly do something to make the beautiful knight hate him in some way.
Ah, I am glad. Please don't hesitate to ask if there's something you need from me as well
>He continues to walk with the beautiful horse girl, his eyes scanning the nearby buildings as he searches for more landmarks to help him find the way home. He looks up with a warm smile as they finally reach his home and he speaks his request. He shakes his head as he opens the rather wide double doors, the house seemingly built to accommodate mixed race people.
Don't worry about that, my house has been specialized to allow even the biggest of mixed race humans inside of it. I'm sure you are much too grateful and considerate to break anything with your wonderful form, Centorea. Please, come inside.
>He quickly leads her off to his living room, a long couch that seems to be able to accommodate two centaurs placed against the wall, he sits down on the far side and gently pats the place next to him, waiting for her to join him.
So, how long do you believe you will be able to stay here Centorea? I would greatly enjoy if you could spend the night, if you are willing.

>>5668999
>The anon's hand slides deeper between her legs, pushing it between her legs as he traces her pussy lips, his bulge pressing hard against her butt as he grinds against her. His need to feel more causes him to unzip his pants, his sizable member slapping against her cheek.
I didn't know you'd be so interested in "cuddling"... I'll be sure to help you out as much as I can...

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>>5669027
>i give my on shekel to anon
that wont work

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>>5669007
>Posts butt
>>5669012
>She gets a bit embarassed as she feels his morning wood press up against her tummy
This seems like it would make it hard to sleep
>She starts to gently stroke the length up and down through his boxers
Want me to take care of it?
>>5669056
Mm... if it's anon, I'll cuddle as well as I can!
>She takes her hand off anon's as he's now gotten the message to play with her pussy, and reaches it back to his exposed cock, pressing it up against her soft butt even harder, until it feels the bone of her rump, and then begins to stroke it, reaching behind
>>5669013
>Kills you by succ overdose

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>>5669090
Of course it won't, because 'on' isn't a unit of measurement you fucking troglodyte.
>>5669128
... Am I a few paedophile now?

>>5669128
>He lets out a low, pleased groan as she strokes along his length, and his hips pump forward toward her touch a little. His fingers dip below her butt, reaching between her thighs to stroke along the sides of her slit, caressing over her vulva as he nuzzles his chin against her hair.
Hard to sleep...too early to point out the pun. Could you help me out with it?
>He blinks blearily, and wriggles a little, spreading her legs wider with his muscled thigh. His thumb comes in under his two fingers, and rolls around her entrance over her panties.

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>>5669140
Fuck you lobster back.

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>>5669140
>Blushes profusely
I'm not a kid!
>>5669145
>She pulls down his boxer shorts, flinging his big meaty pole out, grunting from his other hand's work.
>She pulls the foreskin over the head and takes the magnificent sight of his hard dick and large, virile balls in before sliding her lips and mouth onto the top of the shaft, the bottom portion still in her hand as she hums a moan into the flesh, making it feel all rumbly as she begins to bob.

>>5669189
Huh...you're pretty energetic.
>He takes in a deep breath as his dick twitches between her lips, stiffening and flexing when she moans around it. It should be mostly clean from his shower before bed. His hips start to thrust toward her warmth, instinctively, as his fingers reach up to pull her panties to the side. Two of them part her lips, with the third caressing around her clit, and his thumb going back to tease her hole. Precum meets her tongue as she plays with his cock.

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>>5669048
>As they arrive at his house, Centorea takes notice of the wide and tall doors, large enough to easily fit her. It was a surprise, to say the least. She had not expected such a thing to be implemented so early since the integration of extra-species people had begun. She had never seen such a thing either. A building she did not have to struggle to get inside? How nice! Centorea steps into his house cautiously, her instincts from living in human society still telling her to tread lightly for she did not want to put a hole in his floor from her hooves or knock anything over with her flank or rear.
I see. T-Thank you. Pardon mine intrusion...
>She acts as reserved and polite as she can, her nervousness flaring beneath her refined front. She was less graceful than she'd like to admit. Considerate or not, she had indeed caused quite some ruckus with her horse body before. In fact, she's kind of lucky she's able to roam free as she is. As she steps through his home to his living room, her head turns to and fro, marveling with almost childlike wonderment at the interior of his house which was seemingly built for extra-species people such as her. The shine in her eyes quickly disappears as she realizes that he had gestured for her to sit. She shakes her head and joins him, carefully laying her horse body on his couch and sitting somewhat near him.
Pardon me. I can guard thy home through the night as thou slumbers. I shall take my leave come morning when thou are awake and it is safe to be alone once more. If I may ask thee a question... are thou a host to an extra-species? Thy home is fit for one so I couldn't help but wonder.

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>>5669158
Oh yeah you fucking demi nigger?
>>5669189
You sure do look like one...

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>>5669217
>She tries to just be a hole for his enjoyment, as anon is now plunging in and out of her squishy warmth, and the play with his other hand was coming distracting, causing her breath to come quickly in and out her nose as she grabbed his hip to brace herself against the pleasure that she assumed would only increase. She did use her tongue against the bottom of his pole as he thrusted it in and out of her cute face.
>>5669232
Nah bro.

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>>5669254
Ya broski, you look like you're twelve. Where's your mother? Does she know you're here?

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>>5669265
More like 12 million

>>5669254
>His eyes close again, but not from the previous sleepiness, instead because of the pleasure running through his cock as he pumps into her mouth. He rubs his finger over her clit in time with that, a little clumsy with the angle, but maybe that's better, since his pattern is random. His thumb also dips into her slowly, squeezing past her entrance with a teasing probe as his stiffness throbs over her tongue. He moves his other arm up and down her back, tracing along her spine as he groans with bliss.

>>5669254
Azusa is not for lewd!

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>All this eRP
>No abuse/bullying

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>>5669280
So you're twelve and mentally unstable?
No one lives for 12 million years.

>>5668757
(Late but yes it was, fucker)

>>5669298
Virra pls go

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>>5669298
You're a fucking fag
>shoves in a locker

>>5669223
>The man hangs onto every word said by Centorea as she enters his home, every polite and nervous word that uttered from her lips causing him to enjoy her company even more. >His eyes watching as she marvels at every part of his house, the stairs wide and thick enough to allow the horse bodies of half humans to climb them with no worry of possibly shattering the fragile wood of his home. The hallways wide enough to fit a large car, allowing easy passage for any larger individual that wants to pass through. The appliances spaced well enough that a centaur could turn around and walk through with no problem even if they were doing something as delicate as cooking. He leans back and looks up at the ceiling as he sighs nervously, not entirely sure if he should share the reason he bought this house with Centorea so soon after meeting.

Well to be perfectly honest, despite the house costing a bit more than a normal home in this area, I wanted it for one reason. While visiting before I lived here I was walking through the town square and saw you protecting a young girl from a group of thugs. I was entranced by your beauty and grace and how you seemed to move so easily as you protected her.
>He rubs his hands together as he takes another deep sigh, his hands rubbing together as he speaks.
And if I was possibly going to have a centaur to visit, or to possibly even live with me if the world permits, I would want them to be comfortable in my own.
>He blushes bright red as he spills his guts to Centorea, his eyes looking down as he shakes his head.
My apologies, I must sound just dreadful...

>>5669298
Unless it involves cocks, bullying is wrong.

>>5669319
Yes
Bullying cocks is okay

>>5669315
Type les

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>>5669319
>bullying is wrong
fucking pussy bitch

Nice and quiet today. Yesterday was a gay old time with DMG, Jun, and Sponty.

>>5669336
Stop oppressing me!

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>>5669290
>>5669290
>She feels his member slide in and out of her mouth, which is dripping with drool, partially because she can't swallow and partially because the anon's cock is so yummy and desirable. She tries to ramp up the pleasure by tightening her lips, and then by flicking her tongue, but ultimately she resolves to be pumped into by this big, sleepy man.
>She brings a hand up to one of her small, barely existent breasts as she vibes with the pleasure she's taking from her cunt, kneading her chest as her face acts as his cock sleeve.
>>5669296
Do something not lewd with me then!
>>5669302
y so srs
>>5669319
Ass too tho

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>>5669350
IM GONNA OPPRESS MY DICK IN YOUR TIGHT BOI PUCCI

>>5669342
>no DMG posting
feels so good

>>5669356
You're worse than DMG!

>>5669335
no u

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>>5669356
>Hopes this goes somewhere

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>>5669369
YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW!

>>5669353
I want to do many lewd things to this cat.

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>>5669353
Because you're fucking twelve.
You should be doing your homework right now not doing as many dudes as you can.
Fuck nigga its calculus not cockulus

>>5669369
>points and laughs

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>>5669378
Vino

>>5669378
This is a nice meme you're trying to force, but kill yourself

>>5669353
Then..
>Strokes the Azusa's hair

>>5669353
(You made time fly too well, fuck. I have to drop this and go be a person IRL.)

>>5669376
NEVER!!

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>>5669381
Nya?
>>5669388
>Licks your eyebrow
>>5669400
Exhales and smiles, happy about the attention, and the way the hand feels in her hair.
>>5669404
See ya babe.

Post cards

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>>5669411
>sucks your dick

>>5669411
..You better not be thinking about lewd things while I'm doing this, okay?
>Keeps stroking and petting the Azusa

>>5669411
You're only making my dick harder by posting those lewd pictures, Azunyan! I'll end up needing to use one or a few of your holes to relieve myself.

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>>5669311
Good try ,you pathethic weakling. You can't even lift your groceries. That's what happened after a lifetime of wanting to be a feminine sissy after all.
>>5669319
Are you talking about your oversized clitoris ? It wouldn't even come to my mind to call that a cock. Nevertheles the fact that it gets harder when stepped on and when you get slapped like the pitiful submissive bitch is telling on how we should value your opinion.

>>5669423
The fuck?

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>>5669426
Keep it up big boy, I'll Fuck your dad. See how big you'll feel when I have your dad limping.

>>5669437
Gaaaay

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>>5669437
>>5669426
He'll do it. I've seen him do it.

You think your dad is safe, but no dad is safe.

Even if they're dead. Or if you're black and never knew him.

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>>5669419
>Cums in your mouth
>>5669422
MMMMMah!
>Doesn't even pay attention as she's too into the petting
>>5669433
Be nice
>>5669423
I'll be leaving soon, but if you're okay with that I'm okay with you doing that.

>>5669426
I love you too, Miss-Worse-Than-DMG.

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>>5669442
It's not gay it's assessment of dominance.
>>5669445
I mean, apart from yours. I cucked your dad. Y'know.. Keep it in the family and all.
>>5669449
>Cums in your armpits

>>5669449
Soon, huh... That's fine with me.

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>>5669479
You're the New Zealander my mum ran off with?

>>5669449
You are aren't you? Dammit!
>He still pets her even harder, almost pushing her head down with his hand

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>>5669437
Go fuck yourself then
Plot t[spoiler]You are my dad[/spoiler]
>>5669466
Dunno who that is I just came to trash by mistake and wanted to insult people.

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>>5669486
I'm part New Zealander so yeah probably.

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>>5669499
That's one hell of a coincidence then.

>>5669492
Step up your game, son.

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>>5669492
Plot twist, I'm also your brother.
And me fucking your dad who is also me caused me to give to me and you.
>>5669504
Yeah, 25% New Zealand Maori, 25% Irish and 50% Glorious wave ruler.

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>tfw Izaya impregnated your dad so you are also part Izaya too
jsut fcukngi off me senpai

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>>5669518
I'm so happy we met again Dad-brother.
You're still a fag tho.

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Good afternoon folks.
>>5669518
Is your anime worth watching?

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>>5669538
My genes invoke suicidal tendencies...
>>5669540
Oh I'm aware, I'll suck dick for bus fair and then walk home mate.

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>>5669544
Anime isn't worth watching in general.
Just watch the new Ryan Gosling movie or something.

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>>5669550
Oh, what would the title be of the Ryan Gosling movie?

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>>5669554
The nice guys.
It's with Russell Crowe.

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>>5669565
Thank you. I'll give it a shot. How's it going by the way?

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>>5669409
>Kurisu mercilessly beats the anon down.

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>>5669315
>Centorea's ears wiggle slightly and she blushes as he reveals that the very reason a house such as this exists is due to her. He had witnessed her endeavors!? It's a bit embarrassing in retrospect. Surely a simple knight such as herself wasn't worthy of his nice adjectives, let alone an entire house as luxurious as this. Not to say she didn't appreciate his effort to accommodate an extra-species in this unfamiliar land. In fact, she was flattered! She just wasn't used to this. Centorea waves her hands, attempting to reassure him that he did not sound dreadful at all.
No, no! Thou aren't dreadful in the slightest! This is actually very thoughtful of thee! I-I just am surprised that thou would go through so much trouble just because I did what I have always done.
>Centorea nervously begins to press her fingertips together, her blue eyes averting slightly.
Thou are very kind and thoughtful. I-I am not worthy of such an honor. I am but a simple knight...
(Forgive me for my late reply. I had something I had to attend to.)

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Why aren't you guys playing the GOTAY

>>5669592
HORSE
PUSSY

>>5669592
>The man stands up and walks directly in front of Centorea, clasping her hands within is own as he stares deeply into her blue pools of emotion, steeling himself as he prepares to speak to her, his face burning bright red as his hands trembling slightly.
That is simply not true! You are strong, beautiful and courageous! You would be more fitting as a warrior princess than a simple knight. You look out for the common man and try your best in all of your endeavors.
>He takes a few deep breaths as he squirms underneath her gaze, accidentally kneeling as if he was proposing to her as he stands back up to his full height.
You are a wonderful woman and any man would be lucky to have you as their own Centorea. Simply seeing you fills me with quite a bit of happiness. If I would be so bold, even a few thoughts of...lust. I hope you can forgive me.
>He realizes too late the entire time he was staring at her perky and well sized breasts, shaking his head as he tries to change the subject.
S-So, I hope you will still be able to stay and keep me company over the night. I believe the master bedroom can support both of us.

>>5669592
>>5669650
(Oh yeah don't worry about it. If you have something more pressing to attend to that's fine.)

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You can look but you can't touch

>>5669700
>Touches

>>5669700
FLAT
IS
JUSTICE

>>5669700
kys

>>5669700
>pulls long braids

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>>5669700
I can live with that.

>>5668299
>ywn impregnate a succubus
wait, is it even possible? wouldn't she just take your soul instead?

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Yo, You guy's still kicking, or am I gonna be hanging around a ghost town?

>>5669821
Yes, I am!

>>5669809
Hmm, good question.

Does artificial insemination allow a succubus to steal somebody's soul?

If so, would a sperm bank be a target for a nefarious demonic break in?

>>5669821
Just got up from my nap, but i'll probably go on a run in a second.

>>5669821
Please suck my dick

>>5669809
Well, that's what a cambion is, a child of a succubus and/or an incubus. Demonology is weird.

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>>5669644
C-Cease this!

>>5669650
Ah!?
>Centorea jumps in surprise as he suddenly puts himself in front of her and clasps her hands in his, staring directly into her eyes. Every word he utters causes her blush to grow deeper, her ears to droop a bit lower, and her wobbly smile that she was trying to contain to grow a little wider. She was not good with any praise at all so this heartfelt outpouring of feelings was most certainly having a profound effect on her.
T-That's not...-
>Before she can continue, he stands and keeps going, leaving her speechless with embarrassment from his words. All of this emotion... L-Lust? T-They had just met today! At least to her they did... The mood was hampered a bit by his eyes firmly locked onto her breasts which she, too, realized too late. She crosses her arms over her breasts, meekly trying to hide them. She had never heard nor felt such words and emotion directed towards her, especially so suddenly. She was at a loss. She remains silent for a short while, still processing what just happened. After a slightly awkward moment of silence, she attempts to speak up, although it comes out much quieter than she had intended at first.
...
ᴵᵗ ʷᵒᵘᶫᵈ ᵇᵉ, u-um, I mean, i-it would be much more practical if I patrolled thy home, f-for centaurs do not sleep as humans do...
>She looks away for a moment and covers her mouth with her hand, almost too shy to finish her sentence.
B-But... I can accompany thee if that is what thou wishes...

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>>5669829
Well that's dandy, anon...good on you for getting up so early. Personally I got myself some coffee, ain't no other way to live.

>>5669830
Well in that case, hello, and buh-bye.

>>5669836
Yeeaaah, that's not gonna happen, bucko.

>>5669821
>Slams a bottle of rum on the table and two small cups

We can drink ourselves into a coma if you'd like.

>>5669871
So damn cute.

if only Palutena was here

>>5669885
>Yeeaaah, that's not gonna happen, bucko.
Of course not you're a shitposter

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So quiet around here, goodness.

>>5669911
>anons mad an ava doesn't get on their knees immediately
gets me every time

>>5669923
>pulls long braid

>>5669924
Or they think its pre mecha Tenryuu who would come in, say how much they needed cock and shit like that then say they were bored and leave. Believe it or not mecha literally saved the character here

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>>5669923
Probably because most are asleep or working.
How strong is that dosis of your sleep darts?

>>5669935
And this one's not even robutt. What a long way Tenryuu has come!

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>>5669891
And eventually wake up with the simgle nastiest hang over ever?
...
>Tenryuu swipes up a cup and pours herself some rum
Whhhy the hell not? This'll clear up the morning glooom!

>>5669871
>The man smiles brightly for a moment, the elation at the Centaur's fairly reluctant acceptance of his request filling him with joy. He takes a few more steadying breaths as he looks over at her, the deep blush, the splaying back of her ears and the nervous smile that seemed to hang onto her face making her even cuter. His feet make a few taps against the hard wood floor as he steps closer to her, offering a hand to help her up as he looks at her.
I believe it is relatively safe right now. I am fairly sure no brigands or thieves will be running through her during such a bright afternoon.
>He places his hand against his chest for a moment, his rapidly beating heart seeming to speed up whenever he tried to ask Centorea something. It almost felt like she would bolt at any moment if he did something wrong. He coughs and runs his tongue over his lips as his mouth suddenly feels very dry before he speaks.
I-I would like to show you the bedroom. You will able to become more familiar with it before you uh...accompany me?

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>>5669929
Oww-hey!
>granny pulls a sour face, but she doesn't do much more than puff up her cheeks and huff
That was rude.

>>5669945
A shame. Morning is the loneliest time of day.
>Ana pulls a dart from the inside of her cloak, shaking the tranq poison inside
Strong enough.

>>5669948
Poor robutt will never escape his blogposter reputation. He's one of the best RPers here and almost always RP'd when someone asked to.
Some people just aren't meant for the ava life.

>>5669962
CM PUNK IS RETURNING TO WWE

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>>5670019

>>5670014
>have so many ideas
>want to ava
>try it
>it goes fucking awful
Yeah pretty much.

>>5669962
>The anon pours himself a glass twice the volume of Tenryuu before noticing the bottle is empty. Smashing it against the nearby wall, breaking it into a thousand pieces


WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY RU -

.....Godammit.

>Sighing to his inevitable fate, he starts sipping his drink, savouring the taste before giving his drinking companion a strange look.

....How you'd lose it? Got into a fight with someone?

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>>5669990
Alrighty then. Must be handy when fighting other mercernaries.

>>5670040
Did you mean John Cena?

>>5670014
Someone needs to tell him he's just not suited to avafagging. Then again, he's really noticeable as an anon too, which I guess is a good thing.

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>>5670019
Am I supposed to care? I don't watch wresting...
Sounds great though, good on that CM punk guy...

>>5670014
(A shame he can't keep his blog posting in check, he's a great guy and pretty fun to RP with. Such is life, I guess.)

>>5670047
Nooo, nothing like that, just having a gloomy day...
Just havin' one of those 'Really wish I weren't here right now' mornings, y'know?
>Tenryuu shrugs and takes a small little sip of her rum, letting a soft sigh escape her lips aftershe places down the cup.

>>5670062
You can't pay attention to someone you can't see anon.

>>5670070
Life sucks sometimes. You losing an eye, I'm slowly losing my mind with all these fuckheads wanting a piece of me...My brother, my ex-wife..another ex-wife.

Let me tell ya something, sugartits - Old wolves won't die gracefully. But I'll keep on biting for aslong I still got my teeth.

>Taking a good chug of his drink, the anon withdraws in his own mind before finding something to speak about

...So how did a good lookin' tomboy like you get stuck in a dump like this?

>>5670070
I don't even know what counts as blogposting anymore around here really. He casually chatted with users here who engaged him. He got caught up in DMGxLD bullshit, but otherwise doesn't do the really bad stuff he used to. He doesn't whine about his tires being cut every day like that one guy.

I always found him pleasant, never liked the shit he got thrown his way.

>>5670102
I'm going to bet Asuka shows up to reply to this post in the next 10 minutes cause he can't resist throating bait.

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>>5670096
>Tenryuu raises her eyebrows as the anon lists off shit that's fucking him in the ass. The boat shrugs and lets out a little laugh, thinking to herself that the guy must be living that 'American Dream' Iowa always talked about
Me? I dunno...Just kinda here, cause why not? Admiral told me I was working to hard...And he tends to be right a lot, y'know? So I'm taking some time off duty...

>>5669809
>>5669830
>>5669842
You cannot impregnate a succubus. They can only use the seed planted into then to change into an incubus and then put that seed infused with their magic into a woman to create a child.

>>5670143
>Drinking more out of his cup and coughing violently after hearing all those naval terms, he tries to calm himself down before answering

...Navy girl huh? Never would've guessed. Most navy girls I know are more...pardon me, ma'am. modestly dressed. Atleast those trying to arrest me, that is.

>He eyenods at Tenryuu's chest and skirt, indicating what he found odd about her apparel

Forget about it..What do you do for a living anyway? You this ''Admiral'' guy's secretary? Lover? Housekeeper?

Sorry, love. I like to talk a lot. As for me...Just call me a retired high stake gambler and occasional gladiator and a connoisseur of women, drinks and all things valueable.

Name's Tobias. You got a name?

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>>5670175
>Tenryuu lets out a laugh as Tobias says lover. As if, sure Tenryuu always kinda wanted that but she'd knew he'd never go for someone as young as her, way to much of a father figure for that.
Lover? Pfft, I wish...No I'm one of his officers, well to be specific, one of his ships, I'm a Class Tenryuu Light cruiser.
>As she says this she takes another gulp answering the mans questions with gusto.
And I guess that also covers my name, Tobias.

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>>5669895
N-Nay!

>>5669980
>Centorea shakes her head, trying to lose the silly expression she wore. She hesitates for a moment before taking his hand and sheepishly stepping off the couch, a hoof at a time. She tilts her head, confused, at his claim however.
B...Bright afternoon?
>She turns her head to the side, looking out of a window at the black night outside. Maybe he had lost track of time? Anyway... She looks back at him with a raised eyebrow, her face still blushing red.
Erm...
>Well, it would indeed make sense to become acquainted with the area one is protecting.
R-Right. The bedroom. Um... lead the way.
>Centorea was more reserved than usual, still embarrassed from earlier. She averted her eyes as she nervously followed behind him.

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>>5670232
>Tobias laughed, knowing full well what the young woman was talking about...untill he heard the part of her being a ship

...I think you been hitting the bottle too hard, Tenryuu, you don't really look much like a ship....And If I may be so bold, your Admiral is a damned fool for letting a pretty girl such as you go, just like that. What's wrong with a little ''bonding'' from time to time, eh?


>He finished his drink before reaching down one of his pockets for a smoke and a match, quickly grabbing a lungcancer filled firestick, putting it between his lips and lights his match..without rubbing it against a surface.
>After a few seconds, his cigarette starts to glow, and his efforts are rewarded with a long, peaceful drag. Blowing the smoke out of his lungs with carefully managed rings, he forgets he is in the company of an exceptionally well shaped woman

.....Do you mind, ma'am? I always smoke after a drink.

>>5669990
>the rude stranger snickers unrepentantly and pinches her behind
Nyeh-nyeh!

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>>5670291
>Tenryuu shakes her head, a little smile creeping across her face. Something inside told her he wouldn't believe her, but at the moment she really didn't care, not like she could prove it anyway, not like she carried those fuck huge artillery canons with her everywhere

I'd prove it...but fuck, that's to much work to waste on a lazy friday morning, y'know? He isn't...Truust me, he's way to good for someone like me.

>Teneryuu lets out a melancholy sigh as she holds her head back and downs whats left in her cup. She seesthe man take out the bonifide cancer sticks and holds out a hand.

I don't mind in the slightest...on that note, could you be a pal and share?

>>5670286
>The man takes a cursory look out the window and sees the sun has long descended past the hills, shaking his head as he realizes the amount of time he has spent speaking with Centorea. >He looks behind himself to find her following behind him, his eyes again drawn to her breasts as he leads the way to the best of his ability, trying to give her enough space to make her comfortable. He pushes open the door and leads her into the well furnished master bedroom. A wide floor space allowing for ease of movement and a bed a few sizes bigger than a king, able to hold two fully grown centaurs.
Well this is it. Sorry if it is not up to expectations.
>He sits down on the edge of the bed, idly running his fingers along the bed sheets. Laying down he beckons Centorea over, still embarrassed at asking so many requests from the beautiful knight.
Centorea, It is quite chilly...Would you mind embracing me for a few moments? P-Purely for warmth's sake, I assure you!

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>>5670070
>kissu

>>5670347
Parser pls

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>>5670347
Getting a bit too touchy there Tats... A head pat would've been better...

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>>5670332
>Hearing the shipgirls self declared laziness, the man infront of her could only chuckle and give a nod of approval.

I like the way you think, darling. But you shouldn't talk yourself down like that. What I'd think is that you should show your boss that you're more than just a wageslave, y'know? Ask him out to a place he always wanted to see. Take him out to a nice, fancy restaurant. And who knows what the night brings, judging from what happens around this place.


>He hears the shipgirls request for a smoke and he decides to show her something cool.

You look like a lady that's always in for a magic trick. Want to see one? Ofcourse you do. It's free of charge!


>Taking a loooong ass drag from his smoke,he closes his fist before exhaling the smoke inside it. He flicks his wrist around once..then another time before opening it, revealing another cigerate, completely lit and all. He gives Tenryuu a smile and a wink before carefully putting it between her lips.

Don't need my tricks for swindling as much as I used to anymore. Decided to do something less...''Illegal'' with it.

>>5670347
>Writes letter about how he missed her

>>5669319
>not loving yuri bullying

>>5670428
>slaps with cock

>>5670394
...Reinhardt?

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>>5670470
Nah. My guess would be Rance. He likes spacing out his text like that.

... and I have something to finsh up with Tenryuu when I wake up properly.

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>>5670394
>Tenryuu lets out a soft laugh. Her Admiral wanting to see somrthing? No way, he's probably seen everything by now. She flicks her wrist and takes the lit cig...she looks a bit disinterested, it was a neat trick, sure but...she didn't much care

Yeah, thanks... but I seriously doubt that. I bet he's seen everything! Hell I bet he's even fist fought abyssals on the moon! He's a relic...a hot relic, but still a relic non the less.

>>5670487

Not me tho.
T. Hotaru/Rance

>>5670470
>>5670487
Both of you are dead wrong. I'm just a visitor from next door admiring good company and the ladies here.
Hey big guy. You got business with Tenryuu over there? She's all yours, pal. I'm about to pack up my stuff anyway before I overstay my welcome.

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>>5670487
(When I get home, and have access to my computer. I'd feel bad about giving you short ass mobile posts.)

>>5670496
My bad.

>>5670499
Too early for me to be playing, really, still got shit to do. Just checking in.

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>>5670499
Hey Fate. Still got the cards tricks up your sleeve?

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>>5670335
>Centorea looks around as she enters the master bedroom, taking in the sight of such a large room. Even if she was as careless as could be, there was plenty of room for her to maneuver. There was even a needlessly large bed, which was kind of comical to Centorea.
Expectations? Nay, thou needn't worry about appearances.
>As he beckons her over, Centorea walks over to him and stands in front of him, her arms behind her back. It was rare to see the usually stoic Centorea acting as bashful as she has been today. At this request, Centorea flushes red and takes a step back.
E-Embracing...?! B-But...!
>The poor embarrassed centaur shakily lifts her hand to point at the sheets that lay on his bed.
Dost thou not have bed sheets right behind thee?

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>>5670492
Take it from this vagabond, Tenryuu - When you thought you'd seen it all, a surprise will slap you in the face before you know it.
And that's exactly what makes life interesting. Some people like living in the same street they were born in for the rest of their lives. Others are simply not content with that prospect and want to see and do as much they can before they turn to dust.

Just my two cents, ma'am. You are selling yourself short. If I may be a cheeky one - If I actually was looking for long lasting commitment.....You'd be one of the first ones I'd go for. Always wanted to sail on a boat again

>He gives Tenryuu a very devious smile and look before tossing her a shiny golden coin, nodding towards the bartender and his array of drinks over yonder.

Get hammered on my tab and enjoy your weekend, ma'am.

>The tall, strange man stands up, lowers his hat in a bow one last time before making his exit, every bit of confidence following him.

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>>5670520
You know it, Godot. Love to catch up, but I'm going to do what I usually do - lurking around in the shadows while hawking which one of these folks have fat pockets.

((No really, vidya call out to me ))

>>5670520
AN A PRESS IS AN A PRESS.
YOU CAN'T SAY IT'S ONLY HALF.

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>>5670529
Enjoy yourself dude. I'm sure the ladies wouldn't mind good company from you next time.
>>5670538
Excuse me?

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>>5670526
Well...That sure as shit cheered me up.

>Tenryuu nods to her as she just relaxes...Today was gonna be a long day, without a fucking doubt, but she'll be damnded if she won't try to make the best of it...or at least get so hammered that it doesn't matter.

You have a good day...Or something like that, will you?

>>5670522
>The man pouts like a child just denied his favorite toy as she mentions something so obvious. He pretends to shiver like he is stuck in a fierce blizzard. His teeth chattering as he stares up into Centorea's blue pools with his jade ones, looking about as pathetic as a sad puppy.
I-I am simply so cold! Your warmth is the only thing that could possibly save me from this chill. I might even catch pneumonia! As a knight you must know the most dangerous assailants are the ones you can't see.
>He shivers more, making his quaking even more exaggerated, occasionally stopping to look at her reactions before redoubling his efforts.
Oh...Centorea's hatred for me is why she will not give me the small comfort of her warmth...oh woe is me, death is the only comfort I shall ever know now...

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Good morning!
>>5670529
>Google twisted fate for the first time because of this
>Literally McCree + Gambit
.....how did i not know about this

>>5670612
Cute butt!

>Tfw no trump ava

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>>5670716
I'm gonna build an orgasm.

It's gonna' be yuuuge!

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>>5670600
Eh?!
>Well... this was certainly a jarring change, to say the least. Centorea wasn't exactly sure how to react. It didn't feel that cold. What was he doing all of a sudden? She watched without a word as he exaggeratedly shivers, looking up at her as if asking to be pitied.
Erm...
>She watches with a raised eyebrow as he stops to take a peek at her reaction before shivering even harder. Indeed, she was an innocent knight but she was not stupid. After watching his display and ruminating on how exactly to approach this situation, Centorea takes a hesitant step towards him, her arms crossed under her bosom.
Err... I am not quite sure what thou are doing but dost thou... want me to tuck thee in...?
>It was most certainly unusual but not unheard of. At least she thought so...

I want to fuck pussy

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Jeez, and I thought I needed a pick-me up.
C'mon guys! Get to it! The day won't get better until you make it better!

>>5670818
But my bed it too coooomfy.

>>5670818
>picks you up

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>>5670839
But the day can't get better till you hop out of it!
Get up and face the day...or just force yourself up and down some coffee... admittedly that's what I do...

>>5670840
HE-HEY! I DIDN'T MEAN LIKE THIS! I-I MEANT LIKE...COFFEE, OR COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF ALCOHOL!

>>5670808
>The anon dead pans as he lays back in the bed, throwing his head into the soft confines of his large bed as he grabs a nearby pillow and yells into it like a man possessed. He pulls it away and stares at the ceiling for a few moments as he collects his thoughts. Buy a house fit for a horse girl to live in and he can't even get her into the damn bed. He simply resigns himself to his fate and turns over as he looks at the nearby wall, his eyes scanning over it as he thinks of another course of action. He pushes himself up on the bed until he's leaning against the head board, looking into Centorea's eyes again as he takes deep inhale of air.
I'm lonely and I want to cuddle with the beautiful Centorea. Could you do that for me?
>He decides to be up front with the horse girl, his roundabout way of asking for something like this quickly wearing on his own nerves.

>>5670867
>cackles evilly and spins her around
Careful what you wish for, silly ship~

>>5670867
Just teeeeen more minutes...

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>>5670904
>Insert distressed ship SOS noises.

>>5670910
Anooon! Don't make me come over there and rip those sheets off!

I am the vengeance

>>5670932
I wouldn't do that if I were you. Now's not the greatest time.

>>5670958
That comes later.

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>>5670958
Don't you give me shitty excuses, anon! Either you get out of bed, or I force you out! Understand?

>>5670932
>puts her down... and tickles her
Nobody can save you~

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>>5670910
WAKE THE FUCK UP NIGGA

>>5670976
Well if you do, I won't be the only thing you'd be forcing out.

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>>5670978
>Insert laughing boat noises here as she tries to fight back
Pffttteehee-St-Sthoop! I-I'm not ok-ok-he-okay with this!

>>5670985
ENOUGH! GET OUT RIGHT NOW! OR I'M PULLING THE COVERS OFF!
>Tenryuu grabs the end of the anons blanket. Oh boi, she bout to do it.

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>>5670750

>>5671037
>slaps ass

>>5671037
>the anon's evil laughter rings in her ears
>he doesn't stop tickling!
You brought this upon yourself!

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>>5671070
He-Hey! What the hell do yoi think you're doing?
Keep your hands to yourself, or I'll make you keep them to yourself.

>>5671122
I-I...
>Tenryuu manages to collect herself for a moment, flashing the anon a serious glare before it breaks up and she's reduced back to giggles
Qu-Quiiit iiitttt!

>>5671046
God damn leafs.

>>5671146
Just admiring your poopdeck, best boat.

>>5671146
>at last he stops and pets her head
Cute ship.

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If anyone is interested in a session I'm here. If not I'll be lurking

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>>5671204
I think I'm flattered? You know what, I'm just gonna take the compliment.

>>5671212
>The cute ship lets out a soft little coo as the anon stops to pet her
No-Not cute...

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>>5671233

>>5671204
>Poopdeck
It's stern you imbecile.

>>5671233
>he rolls his eyes
>his sister spends too much time in her room with the door closed and the blinds drawn
>the place is going to stink if she doesn't at least open a window
>he hammers on the door
Hey idiot! What are you doing in there that's more important than spending time with your big brother, anyway?

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>>5670877
>Centorea recoils in surprise as he suddenly begins screaming into a pillow. Peculiar didn't even begin to describe his shift in behavior. Perhaps he wasn't as normal as she first thought. A moment of silence later and he was staring at the ceiling, completely silent.
E-Erm... are thou alright?
>Before she could get her answer, he makes a bold request to her. Centorea quickly regains her blush and takes a step backwards, her eyes wide.
E-E-Excuse me?! Such a thing is...!
>Along with praise, Centorea was not good with intimacy as well. Just the concept of handholding was a little steamy to her. But... as hard as it would be for her, it wasn't like she couldn't. And the lonely anon certainly seemed to be in need...
...Centaurs...
>With a heavy sigh, Centorea attempted to calm her nerves and prepare herself for cuddling. Her brow furrowed and her fists clenched as she shut her eyes and tried her best to speak clearly.
...do not lay in beds. Thou will have to lay upon the floor to... c-cuddle.
(Mine eyes grow weary... Would thou mind if we continue another time?)

>>5671233
>>5671233
I wish you would leave

>>5671286
>expecting anons to bother with correct nautical terminology for typefucking

>>5671275
>>5671323

What's wrong with DMG in all seriousness?

t. a newfag

>>5671304
(Yes that would be excellent. Centorea is just lovely so far!)

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Lurkers arise!!

>>5671331
>Not knowing correct nautical terminologies
Next you'll be telling me you don't know your phonetic alphabet anon...

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>>5671298
NOTHING! DON'T COME IN
>Through the thin walls of the house you hear the shuffling and rapid clicking of her mouse, clearly trying to hide something, beforeyou invade her room. Just as you crack the door open she presses her plus size on the door, trying to keep it closed
I'm busy! With.. uhmm.. School stuff! Yeah, that's it!

>>5671339
Easy target. Between my irl pics being leaked and a bunch of old drama there's a lot they can use against me. Less attention you give shitposts the less it'll affect thread.

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>>5671360
n-no

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>>5671339
Enabled Paul for far too long.

>>5671339
(Goose has no agenda in ERP, the sight of Tats's gigantic ass just makes him nauseous.)

>>5671378
Say potatoes you fuck

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>>5671383
You stop that at once or I'll bend your spine like a spoon.

>>5671233
so, who on this list has the biggest tits?

>>5671365
Seems legit, thanks for humoring me.

>>5671383
kek

>>5671398
Threatening a goose? That's a new low, especially for a so-called hero.

>>5671374
Who is that secret character? I NEED TO KNOW

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>>5671360
I'm not lurking, but I need an excuse to POST MY CARD!
I have a new card with, Tenryuu, Parasoul, and Pixie on it, but I forgot to save it to my phone, whoops.

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>>5671396
Fuck off Izaya. I'm mobileposting right now and Vocaroo doesn't work on my phone.

>>5671365
Bullshit! You've asked for my help with every school project since kindergarten!
>her objections ring hollow and he checks his shoulder against the door
>sure, she was getting a little on the chubby side, but not that much
>he could still easily pick her up if he tried... probably
>he hadn't tried in a couple of years
>but he can probably force his way into her room at least
Mom's going to be pissed if she finds out I let you stay cooped up all week while she was off at work!

>>5671398
Il bend you over like a spoon in a minute~

>>5671418
I want to take (((awesome))) and (((amazing))) pictures of Mahiru.

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>>5671419
Fuck you fag I need a new message tone.

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>>5671398

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>>5671402
DMG uses magic to cheat a little. Little sister is a lovely plus size, and Mileena had some rad knockers... But something happened when she became ruler of Outworld and she lost like. 40% of the tits..

>>5671408
Anytime friendo <3

>>5671414
I don't care what species he is. No one mocks my rear!

>>5671444
You'll be lucky to survive that.

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>>5671360
+ MF and Sona who I'll add when I get some sleep.

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>>5671450
Send me a decent site for voice recording, I'll see if it works on my phone and will send.

>>5671458
>bends her over and gropes that cute fat ass

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>>5671360

>>5671486
>pets

>>5671486
>scratches behind ears

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>>5671479
That takes effort, you expect effort from me at three in the morning?

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>>5671346
(I-I thank thee.)

>>5671458
hmmmm, how much does she cheat?

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>>5671441
IT'S MY ROOM I DO WHAT I WAN-AHH!
>She protests your invasion to the best of her abilities until you check the door, knocking her to the ground as you step into her dark room. The only light being the light of her computer she's normally glued to. However no page is open and but a wallpaper of Hatsune Miku glows in the dark of the room. Looking closer the tabs she was on are minimized.
Ha! See? Nothing here! Now get out you little turd!

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>>5671447
Wadda mean 'Of'? Don't you mean wi-wait a minute...do you want to take pictures...o-of me? Like, just me?
I-... I'm not used to being the focus...

>>5671486
>pees on

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>>5671482
>Doing so so quickly took her off guard, and sure your fingers dig into the dark of her thin dress and her soft, meaty bottom. But as soon as you start to enjoy it she swings a hand back, knocking you off of her with her ESPer powers
How DARE you touch an S class hero! You maggot!

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>>5671506
At rest I make them a nice size. Big enough to give the nice boys something to look at. But I can always grow them bigger!

>>5671543
Couldent help it, it truly was an S class ass~