Hunger Games
>making a thread while nothing's going on
why
>>5667547
I'm sorry, I'm... I was just excited for a second, that's all.
This is all getting a bit complicated, but the heroine is sure that she can fix it! Call it a hunch, but she has the feeling that it'll settle itself all in the end!
Roll for an ava.
1: ava someone you love
2: ava a character from a show you are watching right now
3: ava an /a/
4: ava a 3D character
5: ava a character from a game you last played
6: ava a /co/
7: ava an obscure character
8: ava whatever is suggested first
9: kill yourself
0: roll again
>>5667568
We might be able to sucker Garnet into hosting again.
>>5667578
if it's two
>>5667568
>Not being interesting enough to start something
>Not hosting
>>5667578
Gimme that 9!
>>5667584
fuck
The list! Post it!
>>5667578
If I roll anime I'll assume I got a 9
>>5667589
It's late and I don't feel like doing it now.
Good night.
>>5667601
Pork
Chicken
Beef
>>5667345
I am more of like a cat.
I have 0 loyalty.
You have my interest.
Then I'll go with them.
You have nothing of my interest, then I'll go with someone who does.
>>5667594
reeeeeee.....
yuno please host
>>5667611
BASED LIST
>>5667612
What about the rest of the dogs?
Are they the same as you
>>5667578
ROLL
>>5667491
You're not missing out on much, f-for that first part I mean.
But I hear you. Guys really can be jerks. You wanna talk about it? I'll listen if you want.
>>5667622
I'm on Mahiru's side
N-Not that you'd care...
>>5667631
You are not even on that list posted
>>5667601
> Writes down on a notepad
Aaliyah x Taurus
Aegis x Minako x Minato
Ahri x Kerag
Alma x Firebrand
Baron x Shadow Rise
Bold and Brash x Holo
Brainstorm x Briefcase
Buttercup x Shu
Cody x Valentine
Drapion x Ganon
Erica x Vraeth
Garry X Urotsuki
Gobby x Harley Quinn
Junko x Littlefinger
Hunter x Ryuko
Junpei x Nowi
Jojo x Mion
Jontron x Jacques
Kano x Bolin
Karen x Chitoge
Kaz and Paz
Klopp x Tupac
Kuuko x Yoshino
Kyoko x Homura
Laura x Yukine
Marco x Painwheel
Maria x Aikawa
Maria x Harusame
Matoi x Dean Ambrose
Mira x Kuga
Mirai x Yagyu
Mokou x Ocelot
Nanami x Jack Spicer
Nargy x Dedede
Neko x Kanie
Nepgear x Asuna
Noire x Araragi
Nyaruko x Nepgear
Orange Knight x Gay Tricky
Raine x Ryōna
Raven x Luna
Saika x Alice
Sakuya x Hikki
Sena x King Knight
Shadow Naoto x Naoto
Shizuka Heiwajima x Shizuo Heiwajima
Shorty X Cirno
Sonico x Nymph
Sophisto x Ilias
Souda x Tao
Spike x Sunset
Tamaki x Celestia
Toph x Endo
Touko x Adachi
Trump x Corvanno
Vert x Jesus
Yoko x Bear
Yuu x Peko
>>5667611
That's a pretty good list.
>>5667616
Yuno just went to sleep though
>>5667622
Who knows.
I care only for my well being and my interest.
>>5667578
>Still no promises.
>>5667576
And I have the feeling that nothing you say can or will change a damn thing, alright?
>>5667606
Later.
>>5667629
One of the few upsides of my body being stuck like this...never cared for romance, either.
And like I said, it's just pretty damn childish.
>>5667636
I-I just want to feel important...
Plus I got done with playing vidya for once and wanted to join in on the banter.
>>5667637
>Cody x Valentine
Oh lawdy how
>>5667637
I can smell the dust from here.
WHERE FUCKIN HOSTER
>>5667578
>I'll do whatever I roll.
>Zentai 100%.
>>5667578
Roll.
Not that I care.
>>5667655
Whose dog are you?
>>5667679
It's happening!
>>5667648
And I have a feeling I'll prove you wrong, and that's the one notable thing I have in common with Alfred.
...Like I said; call it a hunch.
>>5667637
>>5667679
Good.
I wanted that roll.
Ja ne.
>>5667648
If you recognize how its childish then why are you still upset about it? Its not like you're never gonna have another chance. Come on now.
Just go beat up the dick who ruined things for you and then get back to feeling better about life.
>>5667692
>She sighs
Yeah, yeah, whatever. I'm not really in the mood to talk about this, anyways.
>>5667689
Mahiru's doggy.
Except I'm not because I don't like the idea of being a dog. Cats are better, y'know
Th-thank you for asking. I feel like I can go to sleep now.
>>5667698
Who the hell is Mahiru?
>>5667698
>tfw fucking Mahiru behind your back
>>5667679
rolling
>>5667695
come back and play nero you faggit.
>>5667697
Then let's not, silly! Even if I'm gonna have to be focusing on it really soon, I'll be happy to drop it just so you don't go to sleep cursing Alfred!
...What else can we talk about?
>>5667720
You'll always be on my side bby
>>5667728
Soul friend?
>>5667696
I hold grudges. Especially when it's related to this crap.
And do you think I don't want to? He's not showing his face, and even if I disintegrated him, he'd just come back.
...You ever been so close to your goal, that you could practically taste it, and then...boom, it's just gone?
>>5667710
Don't expect me not to do it anyways.
And I don't exactly know, not much comes to mind.
CALL MY NAME AND SAVE ME FROM THE DARK
WAKE ME UP
>>5667731
Yes
>>5667740
What does our side stand for?
>>5667741
Waifus
>>5667744
I join okabe side
>>5667737
It'll pass eventually. You can't hate someone forever; and don't try to prove me wrong. And of you really hate him that badly, beat me up instead.
...I mean, I saw another country yesterday. Belarus! Natalya Arlovskaya! That's something that we could talk about if you're interested in it!
>>5667747
no deal betray hokko
>cody
>>5667744
What else?
I like the idea of a waifu structured side, but we need to win over the others that aren't sure.
SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>5667748
I've hated the shrine maiden practically my entire life at this point, you know.
And honestly? Not really. I just know that she's nuts.
>>5667754
A guaranteed ship with a waifu of your choosing.
SAVE ME FROM THE NOTHING I'VE BECOME
>>5667764
Probably, but Alfred's a stubborn guy. Hate him as much as you want, but he may as well live forever.
Oh, she's nuts, alright. Ivan would love to talk about her to you! Honestly, she's an interesting individual.
>>5667737
Eheheh, if he just keeps coming back you can just keep disintegrating him!
Want me to keep an eye out for him for you? What's this loser look like? Come on, give me the details.
>>5667775
Fuck, that's a good side.
Okay deal. Give me Mahiru please.
I'VE BEEN SLEEPING A THOUSAND YEARS IT SEEMS
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>5667787
Only did that like five times in a row before he pissed me off, too....
Blonde hair, blue eyes, square glasses...probably for show. Stupid aviator jacket or whatever it's called. Five foot nine, maybe ten...?
WE'RE CALLING YOU OUT
>>5667794
Excellent. I'll arrange for you to get Mahiru at a later date. Please be patient.
JUST SHUT YOUR MOUTH
>>5667813
>waits
>>5667823
Y-you'll be waiting there for a while buddy.
DO
YOU REMEMBER
>>5667784
She just seems like she'd be the kind to avoid, honestly. More trouble than it's worth, and such.
>>5667828
It's fine. I'll just wait it out like any other person would.
>waits
Hoshi, when are you gonna fuck off for good so we can actually have fun again?
>>5667845
Hope he kills himself soon desu
>>5667833
Yet it was my honour for her to live with me right after the Soviet Union fell! To tell you the truth, she's obsessed over her brother, threatens anyone that talks to said brother, and is basically cold. Intimidation must run in the family, amirite?
>>5667841
Hello Okab-
>fucking falls over
>cracks skull open
>literally fucking dies again
>>5667809
Got it, Minnie May on the job. Don't you worry about a thing. He sounds like a real pansy, so it shouldn't take any time at all for me to smoke him out.
>>5667858
>picks Mahiru up
>travels to the nearest hospital
I-It's okay! I-I-It's okay! You're going to l-live! I-I won't let you die!
>>5667855
what this guy said
>>5667874
>is fucking dead
>>5667868
Pretty sure he's not even here at the moment, just don't get yourself psyched up.
...Rika, Rika Asakura. Hi.
>>5667856
Yeah. I think that makes my point, now doesn't it? I wouldn't trust her enough to stay within 10 feet.
>>5667877
Shit.
>lays her down and starts undressing her
I haven't eaten all day...
>>5667899
DON'T TOUCH HER ASS!
>>5667886
I can list about three people that would do the same, dude. I don't hate her, she's just really, REALLY scary. And I'm not being a pansy, so shaddup about it! Even you-know-who would agree with me!
>>5667886
My name's May Hopkins but you can just call me Minnie, okie dokie? If he isn't here right now then I'm just gonna get some sleep. Catch you later Rika.
I want to fuck Junko Enoshima
Post sanc discord
>>5667931
If that's what you like better, sure. Later.
>>5667912
You lot're also easily-scared, too, you know. Hell, I'd bet you can't stand ghosts, either.
>>5667934
Anon, you said you wanted to fuck Ramlethal Valentine. Pick one and stick with it.
>>5667944
That was not me
post. cute
>>5667941
...T-The heroine has her reasons for being scared of them... A-Anyway! Sure, I'm easily scared by ghosts; that's not to say that the rest of us are, either! Hush about it, I don't want the same reputation that Alfred does!
>>5667957
>>5667957
>>5667935
Can you join the discord if you know the name or does it require a link
i want to fuck junko so badly im thrusting my hips in the air help
>>5667963
They're stupid reasons, too. And I bet 'he' never told you I was raised by one for a while, huh?
>>5667957
>>5667976
me to
>>5667957
>>5667957
>>5667977
S-Shut up! Every fear has a dumb reason for it!
...No, because I don't even think he was told of it. And just because you were raised by one doesn't make me scared of you.
>>5667957
>>5667988
God damn it that's a big fat ass.
>>5668001
That's my face.
>>5668001
i'd still fuck him desu
>>5667994
Oh, but think of it. You're minding your own business, and then the wall to your room explodes, and a giant, semi-corporeal woman just flies in, grabs you by the shoulder, and whisks you away to whatever thing caught her interest. Not to mention all the times she just phased through objects to surprise you.
...Hell, what about my making of them?
>>5668007
>>5668015
Anon...
>>5668022
S-Shut UP! I'm already annoyed by how you're getting enjoyment outta this, I don't want a description of them! But, the wall exploding would be pretty sweet... BUT STILL SCARY! Shut up!
..."Hell, what about my making of them"? What do you mean by that?
>>5667957
>implying that not every picture of me is cute and handsome as fuck
Kill yourself.
>kills u all with a knife
hahah ahaha HAHA
>>5668034
>>5668045
Not to mention the super-pale skin, the slitted green eyes, the wispy lower body....
...This.
>She manages a little grin, as there's a POP accompanying a bakebake coming in to existence.
>>5668057
>She floats straight up and out of the way.
>>5668056
When did ii imply that?
>>5668058
Naegi-kun, I received my birthday present from you. I would like for you to come by later tonight so I can thank you properly.
>>5668057
>Is a hologram.
>>5668065
"Post cute" implies that not every picture of me is cute you dumb idiot.
>lf
Rate me plz
>>5668075
No it doesn't...
>>5668069
IT'S TIME TO PULL THE TRIGGER.
>>5668077
...Is that a Varangian Guard? Or...some other thing?
>>5668088
Naegi-kun, ew still have a job to do. Please put the gun down and help me over here for a second.
>>5668063
I mean, yes, that's pretty creepy, but you gotta--
...
>Amelia, despite the current situation, scrunches her face at it and rolls her sleeves up, picking up a baseball bat.
So we're gonna play THAT game, huh? I'm not afraid of it! Come at me!
Who removed the steam group?
>>5668106
Hmm? Shouldn't you be doing a different job as an animator or a businessman... I'm aware of your identity, I just didn't expect anyone to fall for your appearance once mimicking me..
>>5668110
>There's a few dozen more of the same noise, more and more of them appearing in rapid succession.
Gotta what?
>>5668103
russian knight
>>5668120
...G-Gotta... U-Um... I'M THE HEROINE, AND THE HEROINE NEVER SHOWS FEAR! Come at me, Rika! Unlike Alfred, I'm not a pansy!
>She taps the baseball bat on the ground, getting into a swinging position.
>>5668116
>no idea, probably the owner.
>nobody entered the chat anymore so I can understand why it's removed
>>5668124
...He's not exactly in shape.
>>5668132
>She rolls her eyes, and they all vanish in a unified, excessively-loud POP
When'd I say I was actually going to use them?
>>5668116
Subaru and Littlefinger I think
>tfw no one wants to play GTA Online with you
>>5668137
>Amelia nervously laughs, leaning on the baseball bat.
Eheh, I was just... Joking, yeah! I was totally not actually scared there! And I could only assume since you were doing that after the description, right?
>>5668118
...
>>5668152
>I don't even own it. Sorry.
>>5668155
You're even worse a liar than him. And all I did was describe Mima....
>>5668166
Or maybe I was also joking there, hm? Didn't think about that, did you~?
And this "Mima" person that she sounds scary as all hell and I'd love to give her a high five sometime, will ya?
>>5668178
And tell this "Mima" person.
The heroine makes mistakes at times.
Where were you when God finally decided to smite Florida?
>>5668192
at home
raughing
junko please host
>>5668192
What avafags live in Florida?
>>5668200
>tfw nothing to raugh about
>>5668214
Ultron.
>>5668178
It's not that hard to tell....
>The grin instantly drops from her face
...Assuming I ever see her again.
>>5668226
Like, totally! The heroine was just joking...
>
...O-Oh. I don't... I don't think I wanna press on just in case this is real personal to you. W-Wanna go back to freaking me out?
>>5668223
lol rip
>>5668240
He's hiding inside the Denny's , he'll be okay
>>5668239
.... I don't feel like much of anything now.
>>5668269
...Crap, and here I was hoping that we wouldn't be like this at THESE of all times. U-Uh... Are you okay, Rika? As dumb as a question that is?
>>5668278
I haven't been okay in a long time. She'll be back eventually. I hope.
...I'm tired. I'm just gonna go now.
>>5668278
>>5668269
>>5668283
...Man, I don't know who to feel bad for here. Alfred, for being an adorkable idiot, or you, who's gone through more than he has. Don't feel negative, alright? Although you probably don't think that highly of me or Alfred... Good night, Rika. Have a good rest.
>>5668290
...YOU. What are you doing here, you bastard?
>>5668309
>>5668324
DON'T YOU GIVE ME THE SILENT TREATMENT, YOU BASTARD. Why are you here NOW of all times?!
>>5668290
Piss off.
>>5668309
A lot more.... Later.
>She turns around and flies off. You think you hear her starting to cry.
T-the delegates Dahnald
>>5668342
Thanks for that endorsement, loser.
>>5668332
...For God's sake, Alfred, I know she hasn't treated you all that well, but was that really a smart thing to do?
>Amelia slowly begins to tear up herself.
S-See ya, Rika. Have a good... Have a good night.
>>5668350
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME, YOU HONK-HONK MOTHERFUCKER? Don't do what I think you're gonna do, or else I'll deck you so damn hard you'll land straight into Albuquerque!
>>5668369
>>5668382
WELL? What do you want?! Don't freak me out and then run away, you coward! Fight me like a man!
Heute wollen wir marschier'n
Einen neuen Marsch probier'n
In dem schönen Westerwald
Ja da pfeift der Wind so kalt
>>5668416
Wow, that was a pretty sweet song, dude! Almost rivals the Star-Spangled Banner, I'll be honest with you. But, uh, what does it mean?
>>5668392
Boo.
>>5668416
Ob's stürmt oder schneit, ob die Sonne uns lacht,
Der Tag glühend heiß, oder eiskalt die Nacht,
Verstaubt sind die Gesichter, doch froh ist unser Sinn, ja, unser Sinn.
Es braust unser Panzer im Sturmwind dahin.
>>5668448
OH GOD IT'S ANOTHER CLOWN-- Oh. Uh, sorry for the bad first impressions there, whoever you are. Y-You're not a clown, right?
>>5668437
Oh it's just a song about the beautiful western forest!
>>5668448
Nice one Kameraden!
>>5668466
...Really? Huh. I thought it was for something else there. You sure it's about our forests and all of that, or are you trying to be sneaky there?
>>5668464
Do I look like a clown to you, child? Does my presence frighten you?
>>5668476
Nein. Do I look like the sneaky type to you?
>>5668466
Former high class technical officer of the Imperial army; Akatsuki.
>Bows.
>>5668481
C-Child? Excuse you, I'm totally an adult! Like, three hundred-- No, wait... 238! I'm old! And you don't scare me, you just frightened me, that's all!
>>5668487
I dunno, something about your eyes scream "I'm a pretty shifty guy". Like you've seen some stuff. Still, you look like a nice person!
>>5668489
Oh great. Another Zavala.
>>5668492
238-years old? Preposterous. Fairly, you must be at least 17 - 19 years of age, granted you are still a child to my eyes.
>>5668507
I beg your pardon?
>>5668512
Oh, I LOOK 19 years old, but I'm totally older than I look! Don't you take that the wrong way, either!
...I'm still a kid? But I fought in heaps of wars! C'mon, what makes me a kid?
>>5668512
>is talking to himself at this point
Just needs to shave his head and scream more
>>5668489
>returns the bow
Warrant Officer Schrodinger! At your service.
>>5668492
Is it the color? Danke anyways,most people find it off putting.
When it comes to bullying, dedication is the part that comes second only to creativity! Striving to perfection and refining one's techniques is how hope is born into this world.
And my hope is so strong because I want to bully Saionji so much. I want to scold her to tears and throw her into pool. I want to take her gummies and eat them in front of her. Then I'll force-feed her with lemon-flavored gummies, palm after palm. I want to call her a stinky and take her panties so she has to going commando for the rest of the trip. I want to mock her inability to put her kimono by herself, so I'll strip her every once in a while, yelling what one day, she'll be glad to be able to dress up herself. Also, I'll take her kitty hairpins, making her long blonde hair cover her private parts. And when I'll give kimono back to her, I'll make sure to put Mr. Ants in every single pleat and Mr. Crab in her panties.
And when finally she snaps and try to bully me by any means possible, I'll spank her in front of everyone until she'll like it. And when she'll come to me, begging for another spanking, I'll mock her again, then spank her as if my life depends on it, laughing on her moans full of pleasure. Mere seconds before her climax, I'll throw her into pool once again, leaving her in her aroused state.
>>5668530
The colour AND how large they are, but that's just me. I mean, they may be a bit off-putting, but pretty much everyone here is a bit off-putting, so you're fairly normal compared to them!
...I mean, if I had to guess what they find off about you, those cat ears seem mighty suspicious, but again, that's my interpretation.
>>5668545
Oh... Damnit, Rika, why the hell did you have to leave until now?
>>5668525
Heaps of wars? Tsk. You'd expect me to believe a brat like you could withstand the hardships of battle, come on, get real. My subordinates at least showed some degree of self-efficiency; now you wouldn't believe me if I told you child. I am 97 years of....
>His stomach growls.
Alright, first 24
I'M
>>5668553
Schrodinger
>>5668553
>>5668554
>>5668553
Cayde-6
>>5668553
Rika
>Stomach picked now of all times to start acting up
>>5668553
The Star-Spangled Heroine
>>5668552
97 years old? Jeez, you're pretty old, aren't you? And I HAVE gone through heaps of wars, thank you very much! I'm America!
>>5668553
Aksis Prime
>>5668530
Strange? I thought the Reich was gon-- could you possibly be a member of the Gessellschaft!?
>>5668553
Regulus Corneas
>>5668553
Emiya Kiritsugu
>>5668549
fufufu...Do they make you nervous?
>>5668553
Akatsuki
>>5668553
Mysterious Heroine X
>>5668553
Beatrice
>>5668553
Midway
>>5668570
Nein. Im part of Millennium, led by the glorious Major!
>>5668577
...Kinda, sorta. They're a bit unnatural, but I think it could be because you're a boy. I don't wanna sound sexist, now, but it's weird seeing them on a boy.
I'm not nervous, I was just pointing out possible reasons on why you're met with uneasiness! The heroine can help you on this!
>>5668567
...I'm a little hungry, but, yes...I am old.
Now wait...are you aligned with those personified nations?
>>5668553
Tomo-chan
>>5668594
Millennium, huh, then there's more than just one splinter group.
Give me more tributes or I'll hack Brant's servers and crash them
>>5668553
Togami Byakuya
>>5668610
Evil Eye Sigma
>>5668553
Satori
>>5668597
Man, you sure do look the part. Don't worry, I have food if you're really that hungry, but if you're 97, then I've gone through heaps of wars!
...Personified nations? Maaaaaybe. Obviously, I'm America, but how did you know that we exist?
>>5668553
Asui Tsuyu
>>5668553
This Chihuahua
>>5668553
Murakumo
>>5668553
The Uber Gang
>>5668553
Hajime Hinata
>>5668553
meme expert
>>5668595
It's ok! I don't need friends, I have the Major,the Captain, and the Doctor!
>>5668608
We have the last Waffen-SS battalion under our command and...wait,there is more of us?
>>5668627
Man, that sounds... Kinda sad, in retrospect. Everyone needs friends, and I'll be your friend if you don't have any! The heroine's generous like that!
>>5668553
FWC
>>5668634
You would be my friend? Aren't you worried about my ties?
>>5668650
I mean, even if you're probably some sorta masochist on the inside, no one deserves to be alone! I think you're cool, and I'd gladly be your friend! What's the matter?
>>5668553
Lord Beerus
>>5668617
A fellow drinking buddy of mine named Ivan, y-you must at least be aware of him yes?
>>5668617
Yes. An officer was stationed in Germany, for an inspection group on classified affairs. From then on he got in touch with a quasi-religious society known as the Perfecti Kyoudan. This was an advent into establishing the Secret Military Research Facility/Community -- the Gessellschaft.
After the war came to an end, the group moved it's head quarters in an undisclosed location........
>>5668658
You don't even know mein name and you are already offering friendship!
>>5668661
Great! More people to help bring our eternal war to fruition!
>>5668661
...Oh, yeah, him. Yes, I know of him, we're rivals - Well, Alfred is with Ivan, anyway. I'm rivals with Anya, but it's all the same in the end. Me and Russia know of each other; I can only assume that you've met him first, right?
>>5668668
And you don't know mine either, so we're even! It's natural of an American to have a heart larger than life itself, right? What's your name, squirt?
Sorry it took so long, rigging takes time
Check um
Swap um
Etc um
>>5668670
>>5668585
>>5668659
>swap
>>5668670
....
Go already.
>>5668670
You can swap me out for this person!
>>5668581
>>5668659
>>5668670
I approve of this roster.
>>5668669
Schrodinger! Serving the glorious Major!
Bloooodbath
Midway swapped out for Beerus
>>5668689
I thought we cats were supposed to stick together!
>>5668670
...Let's pray that I don't mess up like Alfred did, eh?
>>5668683
Schrodinger? As in, Schrodinger's Cat? I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere, but I can't see it. Amelia/Alfred Jones, also known as the U.S.A.! It's a pleasure to meet you, Schrodinger!
>>5668689
...God, there's nothing I can give you guys but burgers and guns. Sorry.
>>5668669
Our encounter was indeed obscure, yet my ravenous appetite was indeed the key to settle a warm, friendly, relationship. I must make haste. Until then, Miss America.
>Bows.
>>5668668
...eternal war? The "Millennium" is next on my chopping block, farewell in the mean time.
>>5668689
I'm not screwing this up again. SIGMA! It's an early rise for you, let's show them the power of the ultimate flying tank!
>>5668696
Ja! I am everywhere and nowhere!
...How come you have two names?
>>5668689
Day 1
Realise I loaded the wrong code, it only has custom arena events
>>5668705
Night 1
>>5668698
...Give them food and they'll like you, huh? I need to try that sometime. And just Amelia is fine with me, dude! See ya later!
>>5668704
Man, that sounds totally weird and complicated, dude!
...Well, would you believe me if I was the girl version of Alfred? It's a long, long story, but the reason I'm here today is because he wanted me to prank someone here! It's weird, I know.
>>5668705
DURUFU~! They'll never see me, now!
>>5668720
Marukaite chikyuu, marukaite chikyuu, marukaite chikyuu, ore Amerika... Snore... Sniff...
>>5668705
...She got inside it. Damn froglady!
Nonono, stay focused, it doesn't matter, it wasn't ready anyways...you can always fix it....
>>5668720
I...but...thank you.
>Sniff.
>>5668720
Day 2
>>5668722
ooo~ A prank? Is it the kind where you leave their bloody entrails everywhere? I love those.
>>5668749
NO, NO, NO, PLEASE, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! I have to stay in, I HAVE to find her, j-just a little longer, please, I'll do anythingIswear-GAAH!
....
You...you heartless bitch....
>>5668749
Ooh, a spear! Nah, a baseball bat will do the job finely.
>>5668756
...Eh, just roll with it. Anyway, it was just pranking a youkai here, but it didn't work since I didn't sneak up on everyone here. It was a boring prank, but I was proving a point!
>>5668749
Night 2
>>5668739
>>5668720
>Laughs manically.
>>5668769
Want me to help? I am very good at this stuff.
>>5668774
...You made me get my hopes up for nothing.
>>5668780
...U-Um, I appreciate the offer, but she left hours ago, dude. I'm curious, however; what exactly do you have in mind? The heroine's all ears, ufufu~
>>5668771
Whoops, I slipped there. Sorry.
>>5668771
Day 3
>>5668788
>As soon as you blink he appears sitting on your shoulders
Remember how I told you,that I am everywhere and nowhere? You can imagine the uses it has fufufu
>>5668794
Night 3
>>5668794
Sweet, an explosive! This'll totally be useful in the later stages!
>>5668808
...
>Amelia's jaw drops, looking at you with an ecstatic expression.
Yo... YO! That's so cool! You can teleport and all of that? That's so cool-- YOU'RE so cool, man! I can think of a thousand things to do with an ability like that! And now... You're gonna try to help me? YOU'RE SO COOL, DUDE~!
>>5668819
...C-Crap, what's my wincard gonna be like if there aren't any transparent images for me?
>>5668819
Day 4
>>5668825
It's fun! Now tell me who should I prank.
>>5668847
Good. At least it's not him.
>>5668847
Arena Event!
Your opponent: a midget.
>>5668850
Hm... You can prank heaps of people, but the person I had in mind would probably hate the both of us because of it. And she already hates me enough. If I were to guess who you should prank...
Huh. At these hours, there's barely anyone to prank. I mean, there's Fyxe... Who do you know here, dude?
>>5668860
...Man, really? What a cop-out! I've seen better endings in a kid's book!
>>5668862
No one! Well actually,just you.
>>5668860
...The person who ruined my tank...or the bastard that got my hopes up. Great....
>>5668860
And winner next slide, place bets
>>5668871
...And being pranked by a friend is kinda mean-spirited if it's done too many times. Well, I guess that I'll have to describe a person to you. She has orange fur, looks like a humanoid dog, pretty busty... Yep! That's the person I have in mind! You know of anyone by that description?
>>5668860
uhhhh
Adler falls into a frozen lake and drowns.
dang it autocropper
The winner is....
>>5668884
Congrats to Asui, and thanks for hosting, dude!
...I don't know whether to be happy because I lost, or sad because I lost...
>>5668883
Nein. But what prank do you have in mind!
>>5668887
Stats for nerds
http://imgur.com/a/uKfkZ
-Alice's House
-Bhava Agra
-Hakugyokurou
-Kourindou
-Palanquin Ship (+Night)
-Senkai (+Night)
-Tanuki Field (+Night)
-The Bamboo Forest of the Lost
-The Bridge to Old Hell
-The Genbu Ravine
-The Great Mausoleum (+Night)
-The Hakurei Shrine (+Night, +During Incident)
-The Human Village (+Night)
-The Misty Lake
-The Moon
-The Moriya Shrine
-The Myouren Temple (+Sunset)
-The Outside World
-The Palace of the Earth Spirits (+Night)
-The Scarlet Devil Mansion Clocktower
-The Scarlet Devil Mansion Library
Pick a background
>>5668892
Simple! You know how those clowns have those cream pies, where they smash them in someone's face? If I were to give you one, what would you do with it~?
>>5668884
>>5668887
>She sighs
Kero, kero. Well, I can respect it.
...Congrats, frog. And thanks fo-
>>5668897
The show.
>She starts to sob pathetically
>>5668897
*cough* the moon *cough*
>>5668898
Suffocate them with it!
>>5668897
Congratulations and thanks for hosting.
>>5668900
>Laughs manically.
>>5668888
>>5668900
>>5668911
no problem
>>5668906
Izaya I will shank you
>>5668907
...Not what I was gonna say, but alright! Uh, I wouldn't really work since the person has a muzzle - How tall does a pie have to be in order to smash it in a humanoid animal's face?
>>5668911
YOU DIDN'T DO SHIT YOU GODDAMN IDIOT, DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE.
>>5668914
Do it, please...
>>5668920
>does it
>>5668915
Pretty tall,but we can always find a way!
>>5668923
...Pretty unsettling, but I'll still be happy to be your friend, dude! Let's try not to suffocate them just in case they somehow respawn from it and kick our asses, yeah? We're smart like that!
>>5668931
But where is the fun in that?
Since Asui is apperently not present, I have picked the background myself
>>5668936
...I mean, you know. Their reactions are worth it enough! If we kill them, then it just goes from funny to black comedy, right? I mean, I ain't in the mood to hurt anyone! That's simply unheroic!
>>5668940
But im not a hero! Besides you hands will be clean.
>>5668946
But I'M the heroine, ufufu~! I've got a reputation to uphold, after all!
...I mean, my hands will be clean, but it feels weird knowing that I kinda commanded you to kill someone. I may do that all the time, but doing it personally makes me feel... Weird, that's all!
>>5668922
Holy shit he actually did it
The absolute madman...
>>5668956
But I am doing this for my own amusement,so technically you didn't command me to do anything!
>>5668971
...Clever man. You're a clever man, Schrodinger. I mean, technically, I gave you the idea so I somewhat convinced you to do it, but I'm just being a stick-in-the-mud. All I ask is that you don't go too overboard in it!
>>5668989
I can make no such promise!
Now I must depart
Auf wiedersehen!
>>5668997
Man, the things the heroine does to make friends... See ya later, Schrodinger! You're a good guy at heart, I can feel it!
Say something that will summon another ava.
>>5669031
Hoshi is objectively wrong in every way
>>5669031
Remove 2hu
>>5669031
Marisa a shit :^)
>>5669065
>I can't even get comfortable right now
>
>>5669046
w-what do you want anon, I'm making soup
>>5669041
>>5669070
TANK-CHAN HAS BEEN SUMMONED
ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE THE GREAT MASTER SUMMONER, ANON Y. MOUS
>>5669031
ravoli ravoli give me the formuoli
>>5669077
>>5669089
YES, TANK-CHAN, I HAVE SUMMONED YOU
YOUR FIRST ACT OF CHAOS WILL BE...
FUCK, WAIT, I HAVE AN IDEA
YOUR FIRST ACT OF CHAOS WILL BE MAKING TANKS N SHIEEEEET
>>5669100
Piss off. Do I look like a demon bound to anything's will? Especially after the crap you said.
>>5669111
N-NIGGA...
FINE, WHATEVER, YOU CAN GO HOME NOW
>>5669111
Then I command you to make tanks
>>5669129
Did you NOT just hear what I just said?
>>5669127
What home? Lucky I just don't annihilate you here and now....
Someone should fuck the spider and fucking cuck me.
I wanna feel like spike for the day.
>>5669157
>Perfectly fucks the spider
Tsumaranai.
>>5669156
SHIT, THAT'S RIGHT, EVERYONE HERE IS TECHNICALLY HOMELESS
I MEAN, YOU COULD ANNIHILATE ME RIGHT NOW, BUT IT'S NOT AS SATISFYING IF YOU KILL A FACELESS GUY
>>5669166
Fuck you yosuke you fucking fag.
>>5669157
You'll get this later Izaya. If you want I'll let you sleep in the hammock
>>5669156
But I am not that anon, what if I say please?
>>5669181
I'll get cucked later?... You had it all set up?
>>5669168
Closest I have is my tank. I miss Mima's castle....
>>5669181
The answer is still no, I'm not putting the time and effort in to you bastards.
>>5669193
OH SHIT NIGGA, THIS IS SOME PERSONAL SHIT RIGHT THERE
BUDDY PAL CHUM M8, I'LL HAVE TO STOP YOU RIGHT THERE
>>5669188
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejUcnpwNDLs
>>5669181
>smacks
>>5669193
Such a foul mouth for a little girl, maybe I should put you in your place
>>5669188
No you idiot.
>>5669197
Oh like you wouldn't live in a castle if you had a chance. And stop screaming, it's six in the goddamn morning.
>>5669207
Just because I'm short doesn't mean crap! I'm an expert magician and tank engineer, dammit!
>>5669213
CASTLES ARE HUGE AS FUCK THO, IT'D BE HARD WALKING BACK AND FORTH N SHIEEET
AND IT'S MIDNIGHT HERE
WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?
>>5669199
Sounds like a fun time.
>>5669207
O-Oh... Good.
>>5669220
That's why you fly, genius. Or if you're feeling really lazy just blast a hole through a wall.
I haven't slept in three days.
>>5669205
If this about the wasp I'm still not letting her go
>>5669213
You'll be begging for mercy or pleasure when I'm done with you
>>5669227
Let's make a baby later
>>5669231
DO I LOOK LIKE FUCKING DYNAMO TO YOU? I AIN'T GOT TIME TO BLOW A WHOLE IN THE CASTLE WALLS
ALSO, THAT'S UNHEALTHY AS SHIT, NIGGA
THAT AIN'T RIGHT
>>5669235
WHY? SHE IS MY WAIFU!
>>5669235
But you don't make babies... They come from storks.
>>5669239
Not my fault you don't know any magic.
I don't get the luxury of being unhealthy, just tired.
>>5669235
You won't lay a finger on me. Partly because I have haphephobia. Partly because I can just leave right now.
>>5669242
Did you know all arachne are born as females?
>>5669241
You have horrible tastes and she's fun to annoy
>>5669249
>grabs your shoulder
>>5669249
OH, YEAH, SURE, I JUST WALK UP TO THE LOCAL MAGICIAN AND SAY "HEY, YOU GOT ANY MAGIC THAT CAN BLOW A HOLE IN A FUCKING WALL"
WELL, FUCK, EITHER WAY, GET SOME SLEEP, M8
THREE DAYS MEANS THAT YOU STAYED UP FOR 72 HOURS
AND THAT'S A LOT OF HOURS
>>5669260
GRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGH
LET HER GO!
>Punches with the force of a truck thanks to the power of love and waifuism
>>5669260
Okay..? I didn't know that but why are you telling me?
>>5669260
>She immediately bolts away from the touch, floating a few inches abov the ground
>>5669267
That stuff you learn, not just buy. Jeez.
And it's not for lack of trying!
>>5669283
AND HOW DO I FUCKING LEARN IT? I GET IT FROM A MAGICIAN
CHEAP MEXICAN MAGIC FOR ONE SPELL PER FIFTY CENTS
HERE'S THE SOLUTION, TANK-CHAN
DRINK SHITLOADS OF SODA
>>5669199
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PVal8Fy7CM
>>5669294
That's insulting.
You think I don't already do that?
>>5669332
SO?
YOU DO THAT ALREADY? SCHMICKLES
DRINK ANYTHING THAT GIVES YOU ENERGY
>>5669283
>pulls you back down with a single thread she attached to your leg
>>5669276
>it does absolutely nothing
>>5669277
I want to give birth to your child
>>5669347
But storks bring children. We just wish really hard and a stork will bring on.
Did anything exciting happen yet?
>>5669371
You can wish all you want as you stare into my backside later
>>5669339
Oh, whatever. This spider's bugging the hell out of me anyways!
>>5669347
>She lets out a shrill shriek as she's kinda just dragged forward a bit, and fires a beam from her hands at the
HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF ASKING PERMISSION? THERE'S PEOPLE THAT ACTUALLY LIKE THAT CRAP!
>She immediately starts to fly off again
>>5669384
Nope
>>5669391
DID YOU JUST FUCKING MAKE A PUN?
I AIN'T GOT TIME TO TELL YOU OFF FOR THAT, I NEED MY SLEEP
GOOD NIGHT, NIGGA, AND BE HAPPY I SUMMONED YOUR ASS
>>5669384
I'll host as soon as I find this thing I'm looking for on cuckchan.
>>5669384
Noting exciting ever happens.
>>5669387
Why would I do that?
And I'd rather wish for a new skateboard...
>>5669410
New skateboard? Are you restarting your extreme roleplaying career?
>>5669410
>>5669408
>>5669393
How about E-drama on HG, has any of that happened in the recent months?
>>5669415
I'm practiceingin the threads right now.
>>5669430
I don't know what practiceingin is, but I want in. How do I practiceingin?
Vino is quite active today
>little niece comes over with her laptop
>she is running 2 adblockers
nice