Betty the demon thread Post your bad drawings!

wait she's a demon? i thought she was a dinosaur

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This shit never ends

Who the hell is this? And why is her super simplistic design so appealing?

There's already a thread going on, though.

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>>5669114
>2 bumps
>no content

time to insert some more poorly drawn offtopic art

this one's hot off the presses, man i haven't drawn shitpost art in forever

>>5665740
Cuz you wanna fuck it

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>>5661255

Post more Betty.

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Sorry i was very busy today heres betty

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Oh no! Betty's enemy is waving to her secret crush! What do?!

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Getting Betty from behind!

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You negroe.

>>5660901
Who is this? Is she the queen of /trash/ or something?

>>5680829
Original poster of this here; good job.

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>>5669584
Correct! But uh, Sai felt like being a fuck. Have a shit post anyways though.

>>5681929
Cool! I love how you draw him, but he is suppose to be a NERD.

>>5680065
Put on lipstick

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>>5687020
He's a COOL nerd now. He got sum o' dat puss.

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Newt is way serperior than you. Delet this thread

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>>5683708
>>5685796
>>5686429
Thanks for the support and fanarts guys!
Heres one of anons drawings!

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BUMP

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>>5688497
STOP SPAMMING YOUR SHITTY OCS!!!

>>5660901
I want Betty to be my gf

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>>5690354
Sorry she already found someone.

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>>5691398
Oh

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>>5660901
betty x faceface is best /trash/ otp

>>5691878
Hey! Thanks!

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>>5694743

>>5695598
>not syncing it up with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmjzhpthPfM

>>5695598
WOW! Cool! Do you have account?

>>5696825
End the heterophobia!

are people really so desperate to asskiss an artist that they're now circlejerking some deviantart-tier artist scribbling badly-drawn lizard things

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>>5697941
...why do i have a feeling your the same person that posted >>5662494

But besides that, thats the point of posting things in /trash/

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>>5697941
>I dislike it
then this thread is not for you

>>5698876
>le ebin reaction image

nice justification

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no one wants to see ur oc

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>>5700395
>>5697941
>>5662494

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>>5700504
What was that? MORE SHITTY OCS? YOU GOT IT!

In all seriousness, if you're the creator of Betty, sorry for the OCs and shit, but she needs SOMEONE to interact with, and since no one was provided, well, I made someone up myself.

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>>5701877
Fuck, I forgot the tail. Well as a bonus, here's color.

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>>5701877
do we even know if betty is even legally old enough to drink

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>>5695622
>that pose

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>>5661235
>someone shared me art again

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>>5702308
Well, Barkeep didn't bother to check so I guess we're cool.

Bumpety Bomb.

Is this girl from something? No, right? Because if she is I demand source immediately.

>>5705651
Nope I created her

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>>5703267
suddenly her mom came in.

>>5701877
Is that a woman or a guy with a jewfro?

>>5706329
Makes sense.
>>5706367
Guy with a jewfro.

Is this the place where I draw terrible art?

>>5707507
go ahead nerd nobody's stopping you

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>>5707624
I'm not a nerd you dork.

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Don't even know what I'm doing anymore

>>5708010
What WERE you doing?

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>>5708185
Hell if I know man. Things with jaws n shit?

>>5708234
Like Rehearsing a movie?

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>>5708449
Something like that. I'm gonna go eat food and rethink my life for a bit.

>>5708547
Ok. Don't be drinking while im out!

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here's my shitty betty doodle

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>>5709556
oh whoops fucked i up a bit, fixed

>>5710315
It looks cute! Thanks!

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Delet this thread Newt is serperior

>>5714721
>>5687389
But anon, she's dead... >>5670271

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A-am I still relevant?
>>5707219
it'd be funny if it was me

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>>5720014
Hey hey hey, of course you're still relevant buddy! Here, why don't you sit down and have a drink, courtesy of Barkeep

What happened to the refrigerator scribbles?
I didn't come here for decent art.

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I drew up an OC. Do not steal.

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bump

whens talentless drawfag thread goin up i'm still down for that shit

>>5724236
Oh sorry! I was sleeping. Dont worry! Ill post some bad drawings!

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Creator here. Sorry if I haven't been posting bad drawings in a while i was just sleeping in my timezone. Dont worry ill get back drawing again!

>>5727255
For now i need my sleep

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>>5717408

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>>5724633
obviousjoke.png

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What's in the mysterious box, betty?

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I wonder what's in the box...can you guess anons?

>>5734297
As tittygrab anon, I think you know what I want to be in that box. Lewd. Lewd objects so she can do lewd things.

Or a new blender. Mine broke a while back and I need a new one.

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>>5734550
It's! A beer?

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>>5734578
But, Betty you know beer is bad for your health!

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>>5734599

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>>5734599
Oh all right!

bump with art

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>>5735814
aaand I forgot the art

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>>5735461
Dont say I warn ya!

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>>5735891
Whats the matter Betty?

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>>5735944
Oh Betty...silly Betty. Guess we have to go to the pharmacy

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>>5735983

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>>5735995
But the path to the pharmacy is too DANGEROUS! Which item should we take to the dangerous world anons?

>>5736241
I say chainsaw. Can never go wrong with a tool that can kill, or get rid of pesky trees!

>>5736241
>>5736286
Where on our way to the pharmacy! Be careful betty!

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>>5736390

Holy crap! This IS a thing now!?

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>>5736524
not the first time a poorly drawn qt became a thing

won't be the last time a poorly drawn qt will become a thing

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>>5736397
Here we are

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>>5736635
We did it!

>>5736791
>Now carefully go over and pick out what you need without tripping over your own feet.

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>>5736891
>>5736791
Betty have found the medicine she needs! Now time to pay!

I accept Betty as /trash/'s official mascot.

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>>5736915
>that'll be 213$

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>>5736998
Official mascot huh?

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>>5737003
Good thing you brought your wallet, Betty!

>>5737003
213$? We don't have that kinda money, do we? Try trading our chainsaw in, maybe this pharmacy is also conveniently a pawn shop.

I'm new here, what's the story here with this character

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>>5737032
You DID bring it right?

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>>5737170
>WELL...?
QUICK ANONS! What do?!

>>5737238
Either >>5737051
Or attempt murder. Or hell, maybe prostitute yourself to her? You already appear to be fingering your ass in front of her. Why not go for the gold?

>>5737274
>Do you really need the Medicine? If so, quickly makeout with the register lady then proceed to slam her head into the counter until she is either knocked out or ceases moving.

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>>5737311

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>>5737470

>>5737667
Mission Success. Satisfactory.

>>5737470
I'm not sure what the hell is happening in this image but...

>>5737667
Apparently we succeeded, Go Betty!

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>>5737790
>>5737743
Now we got the medicine. Betty will be feeling a lot better now!

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>this thread

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>>5737879
>HEY YOU!

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>>5738040
>YOU JUST KISS MY GIRLFRIEND!

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>>5738169
>im going to squish those Big eye balls of yours

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>>5738416
>get ready to feel pain!

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>>5738431
QUICK ANONS WHAT DO?!

>>5738450
use chainsaw

>>5738472
>>5738450
Yeah this feels like a pretty obvious choice. Use the chainsaw to scare him off or, if need be, defend ourselves.

>>5738450
Threaten the disgruntled lesbian with the chainsaw and demand that they hand over their dress. You don't have a dress.

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>>5738472
BOI SHE ABOUT TO DO IT!

>>5738768
o shit

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>>5738768

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>>5738813
>W-what the-

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>>5738929
HORAY! Not only Betty won, but she also won a dress!

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>>5739069
And she lived happily ever after.

THE END!

>>5739476
At least.... Until the next adventure...

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Yes, Betty... tell me more about the woman at the pharmacy.

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>>5739832
She broke up with HER girlfriend for being such a wimp

>>5739832
>She gave me this evil eye! She looked beautiful...

I don't see the appeal

>>5739937
Betty?

>>5740246
Whos that?

>>5740745
A robotic counterpart longing for the spotlight.
They were created by some Rich Greedy Demon who had unfortunately gazed apon the Original Visage of Betty herself. Given that Betty was naught but a seemingly common demon. The Rich fellow could not even think of interacting with such riffraff lest they be disowned or thought less of, their pride could simply not allow it.

So, the best idea was to commission something from some intelligent minds in the vague-likeness of Betty. In the end, the rich dude was hand cuffed to a bed with a pair of fuzzy handcuffs and the robot had escaped.

Once free, The bot ran around a bit and in some coincidence had set their own eyes apon Betty herself. It certainly had mixed feelings about this and had attempted to distance itself away from anything Demonic.

It had torn away it's tail and used the resulting wiring to tie a yellow glow stick over it's head and even changed it's eye color. Now it just feels a deep seated sense of Envy, Hate, and strangely lust.

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>>5737895
>This anon

>>5741208
Bretty cool. If anyone cares enough, maybe I'll write something up on Barkeep tomorrow. Until then, keep the thread alive. Or don't, if you feel these ideas have run their course.

c-can someone screencap this?

captcha: 1928 oxcum

What do bettys farts smell like?

>>5741208
Intresting...

>>5745090
Go for it!

>>5726881
Looks cute!

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>tfw you'll never have porn art of your own oc like betty

>>5748112
You first need an OC in order to have porn drawn of it.

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>demons

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>>5751892

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Since exactly one person demanded it, Barkeep!

There once was a fresh faced young man, straight out of college. He had just gotten a psyche degree and began looking for a job. It seemed, unfortunately, no jobs were available that met his (frankly, quite high) standards. With nowhere else to turn, he took a job as a barkeeper.

Eventually, he genuinely began liking his job. It allowed him to talk with a lot of people, occasionally giving sagely barkeep wisdom. But business began turning kinda of sour. Not as many people would turn up. But then Betty showed up.

She easily drank her own weight in booze, and was admittedly, kinda of entertaining, in that small child on speed kind of way. She kept the bar afloat for a while, before it got back on it's feet. Barkeep is now kind of friends with her, and helps her out. Partly to ensure his job security but also out of gratitude and genuine friendship.

>>5752003
>>5752179
I drew a fanart of your robot Betty!

Just hold on a second!

>>5752003
I like! Keep it up!

>>5752632
Not bad!

More of her!

>>5753620
>>5753288
I wonder what's she's planning?

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Oh shit you are on /trash/ too? I thiught you just shitposted on /vp/ every once and a while.
Have some refrigerator art.

>>5753288
1. Look innocent while the real one looked evil.

2.???

3. Kiss/look similar to her

4. Kill Betty

5. Make love

6. Be the winner

>>5754081
Not all the time.

Thank you for your artwork!

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Now if I were to make a shitty oc nobody would give a shit about it
So why the fuck are all you autists eating this shit up like Weaver drew it?

>>5754467
Show us an oc of yours anon, who knows, we may like it.

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And so the Epic quest of whatsitsname to spy on their doppleganger comes onward ever more. But, after it's previous spying on Betty. It had wondered what strange liquid she had engorged herself on until she was in a stupor several times. Perhaps it could enjoy such fluids as well? If unsuccessful, it will surely make decent bait.

>>5754621
Funnily enough, I was just about to draw something on BettyBot 9000 and the Barkeep. Then my computer shit itself. I'll try redrawing it shortly.

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Hey Betty! Nice to see you. I thought you said you were going home for the day? Well either way, like the new look. Very ironic.

>>5754467
Well, do it faggot

We might even ship your OC with Betty

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Holy fucking forced meme, Batman

>>5754829
>>5754621
Give your self some time!

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>>5754883

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>>5754896
Nah I'm not Botanon, I'm Baranon. I ought to have replied to my original post where I said my computer shit itself.

>>5754953
Ok take your time!

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>>5754829
The Bot waves at the strange Barkeeper.
It was miffed at being called "Betty", but being angry at this time would not aid in acquiring the questionable liquids.
Unfortunately, The robot lacks vocal cords in which to reply to the barkeeper with, making this engagement all the more tricky. It also makes it harder to distinguish yourself from your counterpart.

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Instead, you quickly draw up a picture of what you wish to obtain by using your spare pieces of paper and the pencil you found discarded.
Hopefully, the Bartender will buy it.

>>5755243
>>5755135
Go on...

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>>5755243
Of course, of course. Sorry for the wait. Hey, is your voice shot? I guess just nod, if that's the case. If so, sorry to hear that. You seemed pretty fine when you left, somethin' happen?

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>>5755445
You shake your head slightly.
The last thing you need is to be taken to the Hospital or even escorted right into your Doppleganger's lair. You take the drink.
You wonder what Betty always goes on about when it comes to these strange brownish fluids in various containers. They seem flammable, but other then that. You don't detect anything else about it.
You will attempt to drink it when you reach a safe distance.

>>5755804
DO IT!

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>>5755920
After stowing the drink away.
Something in your head tells you to drink the liquid on the spot.
You quickly look in whatever direction but you could not pinpoint where such a voice came from. It's message still engrained in your memory, however.

>>5756056
DRINK IT!!!

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>>5756056
That's good but, you know you can't take that glass out right? If you need to use the bathroom I can hold it for you. No one's even here to steal it.

Are you sure you're feeling alright? Even if I stand to make a profit... Something feels kinda wrong here.

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>>5756285
You don't have any idea how to get out of this situation given that the Bartender will not allow you to abscond with the glass. Nice that it is free however, it would have been quite the pickle if you had to pay for it given that you lack funds of any kind.
The Voice in your head is not helping with coming up with a plan either. For now, you reach out the GLASS of LIQUID out to the bartender to take before planning to go to the bathroom in order to plan.

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>>5756727
Okay. Seeya in a bit Bet- Oh, when you get back, are you putting this on your tab? It's getting pretty hefty recently, might wanna pay.

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>>5754878
Why the hell would I want that

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>>5757096
>not wanting it to happen

>>5757096
Uh, becaue Betty a CUTE?

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>>5757463
Thank you

>>5756994
Bathroom!

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>>5756994
You go into the Bathroom, ignoring whatever the Bartender says about tabs and such that your Doppleganger never paid. While you have come to an understanding that she enjoys partaking of these strange brews. You will never understand her motives or actions.
You use this newly acquired time to think to yourself about everything. It might even help you think.

You are a sadly, a robot similar in form to Betty, a demon who is undeniably a copy cat of you. You are about 96% sure of this. You are incapable of speech and you are now in a bar attempting to take a drink outside in order to sip/bait your copycat with. The Bartender will not allow you to take the glass outside and you currently only have paper as a means of communication. You also have the strength of 4 men combined so that helps. You wonder why there is a Human in what could possibly be Hell. You are somewhat confused at the moment for no apparent reason. If there was a time for guidance. Now would be the time. Lest you ask your only 4 functioning faucets of "Emotion". Hate, Envy, Love, and Logic.

In other News, you are just holding the door closed and pretending to use the restroom. Robots are incapable of using restrooms.

[That is it for the night]

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>>5757651
[Bonus]

If Betty's story is, indeed, in hell, then maybe Barkeep really did die out there, in the street, looking for a job but never accepting.

I guess once in Hell, for his pride, he cut his losses and became a barkeeper.

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oh /trash/ this is a hidden gem

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>>5748112
are you sure about that?

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oh i have stumbled across ed something worse than /B/, teach me the ways of /trash/

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how many posts do i need to make to kick start this thread?

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dead? what a shame

>>5761172
/trash/ isn't a turbospeed board where threads get archived in an hour bro

Will continue this metal betty story after this thread reach its limits!

>>5762318
The thread is at its limit it seems, unless you mean actual, set bump and image limits.

>>5762751
What is image limit on /trash/?

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>>5765792
64

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Where we last left off. Our Hero/Villain was hanging out in a Bar Bathroom, pondering not only their existence, but how to obtain the questionable liquids AND make their escape.

>>5768317
Ah! Good now find a way to escape!

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I drew your oc!

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Thats funny Betty doesn't act like this...

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>>5768775

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>>5768675
You hear the voice once more. For once, it is not telling you to drink whatever beverages the bartender has prepared and instead instructs you to simply abscond.

You don't really NEED the drink to try it or to lure in Betty into a trap with. It would just be nice. Currently, you have devised several plans just by consulting whatever is going on in your robotic head. In all honesty, even the logical portion of yourself can't make heads or tails of it. At first, the plan was to just destroy as much as possible and pin it all on betty, but soon enough that changed after watching her for a while and having all that rage waver. Now, you just want to hurt her a little and possibly toss her boyfriend off a cliff.

You have no idea what brought on such a change in your plans to such a big degree, but you sure as hell are not about to kill anyone (except possibly her boyfriend).

You currently have some papers, a pencil, and your charger, and the leftovers from your old tail in your SNATCH HATCH. Which is the little hatch on your groin. Normally it would hold a SNATCH but you have long since left it behind when you escaped. Now, it is just free space for holding stuff.

>>5769025
Make a paper airplane.

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Betty x Barkeeper OTP (not really)

>>5769025
drink it pussy

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>>5769469

You hear one voice in your head tell you to make a Paper air plane. It sounds really still to you, but perhaps this would please the voices a little. It isn't like you are running out of paper to use anyway and it will help you think

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>>5770207
A little fold here and a little crease there and...

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>>5770235
Tada! One pointless paper airplane. You don't know what you are going to do with it, but you hear another voice shout at you to drink something again. Perhaps airplanes can't sate the voices literal thirst.

>>5770287
Throw it at the barkeeper!

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>>5770387
Another pointless, but ultimately harmless command. You peak out the door and take aim directly at the Barkeepers strange hair and let the Dart Plane fly with a portion of your ROBOTIC STRENGTH. Just enough to get it to where you need it to go. Perhaps this will help you keep undercover even if it is very unlikely for Betty to create something as complex as a paper airplane without vomiting.

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>>5770716
You okay in there Betty? Fall into the toilet again? Need someone to hold your tail while you vomit? Here, let me come help.

>The Barkeep is now approaching the bathroom

>>5770919
Play along!

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>>5770919
>>5771040
You will "Play along" voices, but you were not expecting them to rush over into the little Succubus's room. You also have not closed your Snatch Hatch and lack some method to communicate what you want at the moment.

In the spur of the moment, you pull out a piece of paper and pencil and hold them between your teeth before holding the door shut with your other arm. The pencil snaps in half loudly from your IMMENSE JAW STRENGTH and the Eraser clatters onto the bathroom floor while the actual writing bit is wedged firmly between your metal teeth.

The paper seems unharmed from being held in your teeth and you hold it up so that you can begin writing. Hopefully, the Bartender can wait a few moments for you to draw and write something up. You hope they do not possess any sort of HEAVY WEAPON that could outweigh your ROBOTIC ARM STRENGTH or the bathroom doors DURABILITY.

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>>5769469
>>5768756
Thank you so much! Here's a Betty for your troubles.

>>5771403
Thanks! Wait. Was that sarcasm?

>>5771221
Smash through the walls!

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>>5771221
Erm... Is the door stuck? Is there actually an issue? You aren't speaking so I'm not sure what to do. Could you just confirm you're fine or not?

>>5771530
[Nah I'm for real. I hate sarcastic compliments over the internet. When you can't convey tone, you ought to be upfront with people.]

>>5771570
Heh. Thanks!

>>5771570
Throw your robot noise in order for the barkeeper to check in the kitchen

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>>5771403
I was drawing this while waiting for commands and I kind of ran with it. I hope this was worth my delay.

>>5771953
Good one.

Also I already gave you the command>>5771842

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>>5771547
You do not see how smashing anything would be helpful towards the situation. You are fully capable of doing so if you really wanted to. Your LOGIC simply won't let you destroy anyone's property without good reason. Unlike a certain someone.
>>5771842
You are smart, not skilled. It is rather difficult to throw a voice when you lack one and you have never heard of throwing any sort of sounds.

Instead, you finish writing up a short semi messy ruse and slide it under the door while you attempt to close up your SNATCH HATCH.

>>5771953
what are you even

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>>5772340
Oh, okay. Why couldn't ya just have told me that from the get go? I'll getcha a bottle right away. Just remember, you can't put that stuff on your tab. Since it's technically special order, you need to pay upfront.

>The Barkeep is now going back to the bar.

>>5772340
Did he fell for it?

>>5772556
NOW ESCAPE!

>>5772624
Given that you lack the required funds. That seems like a good idea. When you obtain the legal tender, you shall simply return and buy what you require.

For now, you will abscond and continue on with what you were planning on doing before, spying on Betty some more. You will stop by the store first to see what they have in stock since you do enjoy window shopping a little before collecting intelligence on your organic double.

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>>5772945
I forgot the Picture.

>>5772956
Now time to find Betty!

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>>5773107
You then promptly close the door when you realize that this is a bar. A Bar. The one place with the flammable poison that Betty flocks to constantly. You don't need to go to her right now. You can just wait for her and the Bartender will wonder why there are two Betty's. He'll just point her over into here and then bam! You got her in your metallic grasp.

>>5773811
I'm done for today, but I have time for a request.

>>5773835
BettyBot Vs. Betty bikini mud pit match.

Feels appropriate for what may very well happen soon.

>>5773835
Ok you take some rest...I think tomorrow we'll let this thread die for tomorrow so we could start a new one! Be sure to save some fanarts in this thread!

>>5773907
Yeah, we'll let the thread die. I've compiled all the betty and co. related images in the thread. By the time the next thread is active I'll place them in a Mediafire or Googledrive download or something.

>>5774603
Whoops.

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>>5740246
>>5752179
>>5753288
>>5754829
>>5755135
>>5755243
>>5755445
>>5755804
>>5756056
>>5756285
>>5756727
>>5756994
>>5757651
>>5757861
>>5768317
>>5769025
>>5770207
>>5770235
>>5770287
>>5770716
>>5771221
>>5772340
>>5772556
>>5772956
>>5773811
>>5774674

It's too late

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>>5773871
I'm just finishing the request and then going to bed.

>>5774688
I love the shattering effects and the lines on this. Along with the line shading.

>>5774688
>>5774836
Good shit. Thank you both so much for contributing. See you next thread!

>>5778801
Same.

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I don't see a new thread.

>>5785741
Its here

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Where we last left off.

You were and still are. Waiting in the bathroom for you know who to show up and be directed into your simple, but ingenious trap.

Your mind swirls with the possibilities on what will happen. Will she attack first? Will she attempt communication, will she vomit on the floor and stumble into a sink? The possibilities are endless. All of them will be ending in your favor, however. You are an armored robot, while not very mobile, you are capable of preforming vast FEATS OF STRENGTH. In an enclosed space you will out preform Betty in combat. She is faster then you, but all it would take is a few decent clocks of your metal claws to get her in a more manageable state.

For now, you twiddle your weird metal fingers and read the walls. They are obviously lined with profanity and even have a gloryhole. You can't find a reason as to why the gloryhole is so high nor why there is a gloryhole in a female bathroom.

As you ponder this, the glowstick tied to your head goes out. Almost as if it were symbolic of what you were about to do. You doubt you will commit any sin outside of wishing for the misfortune of your doppleganger... and possibly fisting them roughly around the bathroom.

>>5788655
New thread

>>5786796

>>5788655
Call

1-888-fucku

FINISH THE FUCKING THREAD, FAGGOTS

I am bumping this thread just to piss you off.