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240th Express Games!
>First 24+
Regulus Corneas
Chino
Artoria Pendragon
>>5657471
Skullomania
>>5657471
Saber Lily
>>5657471
Sanae Kochiya
The Star-Spangled Hero
>>5657471
Togami Byakuya
>>5657471
Accelerator
Nekomaru Nidai
>>5657471
Kurumi
Uriko Nonomura
Gaku Yashiro
>>5657471
The Ube Gang
Ken Kaneki
>>5657471
Mysterious Heroine X
Junpei Iori
Hunter S Thompson
Major Onizuka
Eggman-kun
Komachi
Lee Yong Jin
Adrian Rollini
>>5657471
Craftsman
Reigen Arataka
mfw I can't enter the game because my USB is scanning itself for errors
>entry
Alice
>>5657471
Sakura Saber
mfw to intelligent for hg
>entry
Manami Tamura
>>5657469
>>5657539
I just like doing that, that's all~.
>>5657459
Hey, hey! Cut it out!
>>5657470
>>5657503
>She rolls her eyes
That's not how magic works!
>The dog fucker is in ERP
May Greenfield
Saihara Shuuichi
>>5657471
Colette
4 more
Late NOD unit
>>5657557
Shut the fuck up Bolin.
>>5657563
Joe Rushton
>>5657550
>tfw this qt childhood friend doesnt win
dropped at the second episode
>>5657563
Flora
>>5657554
NAHAHAHAHAHAHA~! I bet you haven't even tried it yet, dude! It's simple, really. Close your eyes and count to three! Do it, silly!
>>5657563
Flora
>>5657563
Umaru
>>5657554
Well, in that case I ask you keep to yourself. I want nothing to do with it.
>>5657563
Gilgamesh
Speedo Sonic 06
>>5657563
Emiya Kiritsugu
>>5657524
Hi Souda.
>>5657563
Yoming
>>5657563
A single fucking ant
>>5657563
Kaito
TECHNOLOGY
>>5657585
>She scoffs, but closes her eyes and begins to count.
>Extremely obnoxiously slowly.
>>5657592
Awwww, don't be boring, human~.
>>5657571
Excuse me, but I'm nothing like those two other Sabers. You should get your eyes checked out if you can confuse me with them. I fight against their reign of terror, so you should be encouraging my actions.
>>5657607
Yes?
>>5657611
>>5657603
I have no idea what's going on in this image.
But I like it.
>>5657574
Nah, not me. Arguing with Jade is pointless, as Kenny pointed out to me.
>>5657607
Yes?
>>5657631
Can you get your mom to give me 50% sale on all tesco products?
>>5657633
Looks good.
>>5657633
I accept this challenge.
>>5657633
Good luck, faggots, I'm gonna go eat.
>>5657633
Pretty good district, I hope this game won't be rigged like the last one, and the other one, and the other other one...
>>5657631
Why the fuck do you care?
Why the fuck should we care?
>>5657614
...That'll have to do.
>Amelia walks onto the scene, high fiving Alfred while Alfred just runs off and records what happens next. "This'll be a sweet prank, dude!" He says.
Open your eyes, Kurumi!
>>5657633
Looks good! Proceed!
>>5657633
Continue on. I'm dying to win.
>>5657631
He's refering to Ta-class
Why aren't you avaing anime girls, hg?
>>5657633
Lets get a move on already! The blood wont spill itself!
>>5657633
Ready to claim my second victory.
>>5657631
Stop using my waifu for shitposting and go back to special needs class.
>>5657676
It's boring
>>5657633
Let's go, let's go!
>>5657664
>She opens her eyes and harrumphs
I heard you walk up!
>>5657614
I...I am not boring..I just don't have time for such trivial matters.
>>5657633
Let's begin.
>>5657676
Because its cancerous as fuck
>>5657633
Looks fine to me.
>>5657668
If you won as much as you ate, you'd be anorexic.
>Tfw I was the person who gave Bolin a Saya folder
I-I'm sorry.
>>5657633
Let's go!
>>5657493
Hoe many hamburgers would a night cost?
Bam
>>5657687
Nuh-uh, that was MAGIC! What are you talking about? I appeared right in front of your eyes! DURUFU~!
>>5657676
I already am
>>5657701
I will never forgive you.
>>5657676
I am not creative enough to avafag an anime girl
And yes I realise how easy it is to avafag an anime girl.
Andrew Wiggins
>>5657665
I sure hope you have another horse in this race so to say, I have a feeling you do, thank you very much though!
>>5657711
This was a bloody start.. I'm sorry!
>>5657676
Pretending to be someone else is pointless.
>>5657642
Fuck off Izaya. My mother has previously worked as a hairdresser, never as a Tesco employee.
>>5657658
Idk.
>>5657671
Oh. In that case I've never even interacted with Ta-Class, no reason to shitpost.
>>5657680
Fuck off ******
>>5657701
Fuck off ******, and I have my own. You just gave me one for mobile.
>>5657726
>tfw your life is so pointless you do that
Hold me Alice ;_;
>>5657722
>>5657714
>>5657722
>>5657711
BAIL!
>>5657740
Oh my fucking God Kamina, this just got 100x worse.
>>5657711
Oh god,
>gives a basket full of fruit
here.
>>5657688
You hesitated~.
And what's so trivial about having fun, hmmmmm?
>>5657722
>Pats head.
>>5657712
Look at my ears, look at them!
>They're long and pointed
Do you reaaally think you can sneak up that easy?
>>5657676
>I'm too busy avaing vidya girls.
>>5657738
Show us your face, leader!
>>5657752
Y-Yamete kudasai
>>5657737
I won't do anything of the sort, find someone else.
>>5657699
I bet that one took you forever to think up, didn't it? Leave the banter for people that matter you skinny waste of space.
>>5657711
Off to a better start than normal.
>>5657730
Your mom's a tesco employee and a chav stfu
>>5657774
GOD SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKES
>>5657762
Anta wa urusai, baka.2
>>5657771
So you don't matter?
>>5657774
Oh my! Are you okay?! Those waters are freezing...
>>5657711
This bread is an important ingredient for the sandwich I'm making, you have lost the right to lay your hands on it the second I showed up!
>>5657710
A night? Why are you regarding hambugers as currency for evening events?
>>5657756
...
>Amelia opens her mouth before just pouting and looking away.
You didn't even fall for it, dude! It was gonna be so cool and then you did that! Like, what the heck, Kurumi?
>>5657774
>>5657738
Why'd a black dude wearin that?
>>5657742
I don't do quite enough with the amount of touches I get.
>>5657756
Hey there Kurumi, how's the whole, uh, vampire thing goin?
>>5657774
It's a trick question. There is no bad pizza. As long as it has a sublime taste it's better than having nothing to eat.
>>5657791
So you don't matter?
>>5657762
Next time I see you or one of your lolis, legs are getting smashed.
>>5657774
Everyone.
>>5657774
I'm thinking... everyone else in the game
>>5657774
What the hell!?
>>5657802
>using the side effect on yourself
abuse.
>>5657824
RUN, RUN! HAHAHAHA!
>>5657824
Only because im cold, baka.
>>5657824
This is getting kind of silly, dude, don'tcha think?
>>5657824
Are we done yet? He seems like he's taking this rather hard.
Evens: do the thing
Odds: don't do the thing
I want to rape furry porn
>>5657774
Why'd I even drink water in the first place!?
>>5657798
You're the one who tried to trick me! Hrmph! Hrmph!
>>5657804
Boring, boring. Hungrily...kehehe.
>>5657824
>She throws it away.
>>5657850
What's the thing?
>>5657824
I think the one pulling the prank is my friend, I don't seem to know that guy.
>>5657824
RNGesus is favoring the undead
Kurumi needs some help to get a cheap kill
>>5657850
>Good luck with the thing
>>5657824
>>5657844
Is it really that hard to make a fire?
>>5657824
The world of dreams is indeed a mysterious realm where our fantasies come true...
>>5657859
Masturbate
>>5657824
>>5657845
Yeah, man, I'm getting pretty famished myself. Wanna go grab a bite to eat?
>>5657859
It was magic, Kurumi! All you had to do is believe!
...So... What now? Do you want me to go get Alfred back, or is everything alright?
>>5657863
Y-you guys...? Why does..?
>>5657863
Do you honestly think I would fall for something so obvious? I'm insulted you think so lowly of me.
>>5657863
Hey man, watch where you're throwing crap!
>>5657857
I want her to dominate me and humiliate me
>>5657867
I-I Dont have the tools to do it..
>>5657863
Everyone wants to do that.
>>5657847
>>5657824
Shut up will yah, we can't have a talking dead body now can we? See you ruined it.
>>5657860
Sorry. I thought it'd be funny.
>>5657863
Aww man.
>>5657756
What's trivial about it is I must find my way out of here. I need to go home and I don't have time for dilly-dallying.
>>5657774
I suppose it beats burning.
>>5657892
Where did The Star-Spangled Hero get those from?
>>5657869
>gives you a hamburger
Eat it.
>>5657889
You're cunning, you know. The only time you'd fall for anything is falling off a treadmill.
Mokou save this
>>5657871
>>5657879
Hmmmmmmmm.
>>5657885
Hrmph. As long as you're not him, it's better~.
>>5657863
>>5657888
>It appeared to be some sort of spear. She yanks it out and flies off laughing.
>>5657913
What's so good about your home, huh, huh?
>>5657918
I bought them back from NOD Unit. Pretty damn nifty, don't you think?
>>5657885
Sure. What are you thinking, ramen maybe? Burgers?
>>5657918
I'm sure he is
>>5657918
Did you hear? Kane is getting Married.
>>5657912
Don't tell me how to play dead. I now exactly what I'm doing here.
>>5657918
Tch, you're not as dumb as I thought you were. Good job.
>>5657863
Why did you not finish me off, warrior? If you have any sense of respect you should not allow me to carry on with a disgraceful defeat on my shoulders.
>>5657918
But I need that to keep track of the Sabers. Without it I won't be able to pinpoint their location if a new one is summoned!
>>5657869
>>5657919
>takes the hamburger and eats it
>>5657921
You're cunning, you know. The only time you'd fall for anything is falling off a treadmill.
>>5657918
Kaneki the MADMAN
A bunch of other fruitless attacks
>>5657922
>what?
>>5657968
It is an image you can use.
>>5657910
You could always borrow someone else's fire if you need to.
>>5657918
Good night everyone.
>>5657932
Man, I feel bad for him on his behalf. Eh, that's his problem. Anyway! Amelia F. Jones, at your service! How's life been for ya, squirt?
>>5657940
Burgers? I mean, crap, I'd love to! If you have a specific place in mind, I'll gladly pay for the both of us!
>>5657968
...Oh.
>>5657859
Hungrily? Oh hell no, I need my blood! First preseason game is in two days!
>>5657919
>>5657953
It seems I was not fast enough this time. Togami Byakuya, I remember warning you about taking away what is not yours.
>>5657980
>gives you another one
>honks your tits
>>5657918
>>5657972
>She kinda just spends her time harassing everyone in the camp.
>>5657973
Hey, what's squirt supposed to mean??
>>5657978
Kehehehe, who said I wanted yours'?
>>5657968
It may not be as filling as other food, but it will have to do considering the circumstances.
>>5657980
I believe I remember telling you to be faster next time. You are making this far too easy for me to do.