ERP Thread Holy fuck a Comf edition. Previous: >>5652945

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>>5655865
Nth for Comfy Guns.

>>5655799 (Iowa)
(Aztlan will rise again! REEEEEEEEEEEE! Keep Texas tho, Jade lives there.)
>His manhood reacted accordingly as the beautiful blonde wrapped the fingers of her hand around the meaty, throbbing shaft. A single bead of precum emerged from the slit on top of his manhood. His dark brown eyes met her blue, starred hues as he allowed a small gasp of absolute bliss escape his lips as the bandit worked her magic on him. Swallowing some of his spit, the man arched his head backwards as he lifted his body with his forearms, his constrained wrists making it just a bit difficult but not too much!
Y-You’re just in charge because you’re the one carrying massive… Guns on you.
>The man dared to say as he glanced at Iowa’s humongous breasts, his tongue licking his lips at the sight of them before shaking his head to avoid being enthralled by them.
Tch… Y-You big bully!

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>comf?
>comf

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>>5655897
(Very much so! And likewise. Good night~)

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Nth for comfy naps

>>5655799 (Iowa, just reposting!)
It was a joke, calm dow-!
>Cut off and frozen stiff, what he presumed to be an attack was actually a token of affection. It took him a moment to compose himself, but he happily, and eagerly returns the favor, both of his arms locked tight around Iowa's hips before a pull would bring them firmly against his own.
As if I have anything like that, you goof.

>>5655938
fucking cats

>>5655949
Nth for, I have my beach date reply ready if you are

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>>5655938
>comfs next to you

>>5655817 (tenryuu repost)
>trying not to laugh.
Seriously?
>then glances at his own smashed up hand.
>"Might actually be broken, but worth it."
Want to go get that checked, or do my bidding first?
>he chuckles
Kidding, let's get that arm looked at.

>>5655949
I want to make out with that armpit.

>>5655961
H-HOTARU'S ARMPIT PUSSY??

(Is Ana here by chance?)

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>>5655954
Say what you will. I am comf.

>>5655957
>comfptetition?

>>5655969
Granny candy

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>>5655956
(Reeetsa-goooo)

>>5655960
Go-Good, I can do your dishes later...I really hope I didnt break anything...Cause that would bloooow!

>>5655961
Anon, buddy...That's pretty weird.

>>5655981
>pat head

>>5655995
So what? I want to make out with it.

http://www.strawpoll.me/11376310

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>>5655858
I would if my writer hadn't cut himself manscaping the other day. A bleeding boner is not fun, it just hurts...I know this cause me and the misses tried it once...just never do it, alright?

>>5655873
Wouldn't he sue for Dean instead? He could just claim Jon's a different person like Fake Diesel

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>>5656001

>Purrs happily.

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>>5655989
>maybe
>or maybe comflewdtition

>>5655995
But the sooner you come out, the sooner we can driiiink
>He jaw falls agape at the sight of her. That swim suit was tight and loose in all the right places to compliment the tomboys figure. She was firm in some places and soft in others, it was a more then welcome sight.

>>5656009
daddy deadpool i want you to fucking kill me.
end my life please. i crave death

>>5656022
>>5655989
Shut up both of you and fucc.

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>>5656004
And...Who would've thunk? That's WEEEEIIIRRRD!

>>5655995
Who said anything about dishes?
>Cause that would bloooow!
>grins
Now there's an idea.

>>5656007
Why are you always asking for people's opinion or doing stuff to please them?
Can't you just do your own thing for once?

>>5656009
...Hum. You might have a point. Fuck it, let's summon Moxley! Someone play Sweet Caroline on full blast and leave out all the alcohol you can find!

>>5655995
>>5656027
Tell me Anon. How hard is your HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG at the moment?

>>5656037
But hot as fuck.
Now let me make out with your armpit.

>>5656022
Oh god. Those curves, that muscle tone. My dick.

>>5656044
Don't forget the bear suit.

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>>5655936
(No it won't!)
>His attempts to dissuade her were nothing more than laughable. He could say whatever he wants, but the tiny pool of salty evidence was more than he could ever admit. Her languid strokes up and over each vein continues while she applies her hot breath vigorously across the underside. Moving in closer, her tongue flicks out and presses flat against the surface moving up only when she deems fit. At the top, she fully takes it until her mouth lewdly slurping away. Small piles of drool fall along the length making her gentle massage all the more smoother.
Mnnn~

>>5655949
>Pulls a blanket up and over Tenryuu

>>5655953
>She sighs heavily
Just what am I going to do with you then?
>The ship keeps him there, idling drawing shapes along his back with the nick of her nail. She rests his head against her rack acting as natural pillows for him to uprightly rest on.
Silly man.

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>>5656022
(We are combining far too many words at this point)

>>5655990
(I love her! She is so awesome and nice!)

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>>5656031
...Ask Cleetus.

>>5656044
>takes out a boombox
Ancient technology!
>presses play and cranks up the volume.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsLyI1_R01M

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>>5655968
>tfw the dagashi kashi doujins are what got you reading the manga
Huh really made me think

>>5656067
Is my big sis a sheriff now?

>>5656090
I want to fuck this whore.

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>>5656027
Fi-Fine-...Hey, are you alright? It looks like you just saw the hottest chick ever...
>Tenryuu taps the anons cheek, trying to see if he's all there...cause if he wasn't,who the hell would be paying for everything

>>5656039
Uhhh, what was an idea? You gonna have me blow down your gameboy cartridges?

>>5656047
Yeah, that's not happening, buddy.

>>5656067
>Gets a blanket pulled over her
>Insert Comfy boat noises

>>5656054
Ah, of course.

>>5656088
Alright, now we just need hookers...We're in the right place for that, at least.

>>5656090
I want to tug at those ear piercings with my teeth while I whisper vintage pasta recipes to her.

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>>5656036
Fine

>>5656051
You like?

>>5656074
Fair enough.

Now tell me when you're gonna be on (except right now) so I can jump your bones.

>>5656104
Well I am currently seeing the hottest and cutest chick ever and her swim suit might give me a heart attack~
>She taps his cheek and his hands moves to rest on her hip with that serene smile on his face. He motions towards the bar and begins to walk, his hand leaving her hip and dangling behind him for her to grab if she so desired

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>>5656103
>whore
!!!
>>5656112
Ravioli ravioli
Give me the formuoli

https://strawpoll.de/fwgg527

>>5656118
I love.

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>>5656137
>whispers
Omlette du fromage.

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>>5656118
My availability always seems to change. Just come on later and hope for the best.

>>5656118
wide hips, thick thighs, extremely good

>>5656041
Because, Ironically for a guy who enjoys playing edgelord characters, Im a conformist who doesnt want to piss people off.

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>>5656152
>aroused snickering
150 millilitres of milk
250 grams of self raising flour
One egg, beaten.
50 grams of margarine.

>>5656104
Nope.
>he slips behind her, wrapping his arms around her waist.
Nothing so innocent, you agreed to "anything" remember?

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>>5655958
(Reposting. Either I missed replies here or the other way around.)

>>5655799 (Iowa)
Ha! Yes, that's the spirit!
>Nothing about her reality-breaking display seems to throw off the giant of a man, and he applauds her display of heroic defiance with earnest enthusiasm.
What an inspiration you must surely be!
>He lets her circle him, standing proudly until she strikes her own pose - and without an ounce of shyness, his hands go to the flexed muscles of her arm, giving them a testing squeeze. There's an appreciative nod at their obvious tensed power.
They are quite beautiful - you must show me these cannons of yours some time. I would love to see you in your full, battle-ready glory!

>>5655817 (Tenryuu)
>As the little ship takes a step towards him, he looks down at her raised head with an inquisitive expression, but gladly obliges
>He pats down on her hair, even giving her scalp a gentle scratching just to see how she takes it
How long do you think it will take to get used to this kind of treatment?
>He asks it with a slight teasing grin

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>>5656127
Alright...I'll take the hot...but don't call me cute! Cause I'm not, okay? S-So y'know...oh screw it. Fine, you can call me cute...ju-just you though!
>Her arm dangles by her side for a bit, before she sheepishly grasps the anons hand and pulls herself a bit closer to him.
Do-Don't you abuse it though, or I'll seriously beat you!

>>5656067
(Curse you! >:C )
>The man let out a moan of pleasure upon feeling her tongue lapping the head of his erect member, sighing in approval as the beautiful bandit claimed her reward, his throbbing manhood twitching every time Iowa’s muscle lapped on it. Part of him wanted to express how great it felt by telling her that, unfortunately his pride kept him from saying how much he loved it. Instead, his facial expression displayed the amount of pleasure he was receiving: Eyes closed, a smile with a drop of drool falling from the corner of his mouth, his nostrils expanding and contracting with every lick.
D-Damn you… D-Damn you… A-Ahhh!!
>Even more translucent precum stated to leak from his member, his strength failing his and falling on his back, breathing heavily as he observed the ship’s actions in silence. Manifest Destiny indeed!

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>>5656183
Caesar Salad is a standard item on a lot of restaurant menus, but can easily be made at home. It can be an appetizer or, by adding some protein such as chicken or shrimp, can be turned into a complete meal.

(Both the origin of Caesar Salad and its original dressing ingredients are debatable, but Romaine lettuce, Parmesan cheese and croutons are always the base of a Caesar Salad. A homemade Caesar Salad dressing historically included lemon juice, olive oil, an egg, Worcestershire sauce OR anchovies and freshly grated black pepper.)

Today, pre-made Caesar Salad dressing is readily available on the grocery store shelves.

For 2 servings of this Caesar Salad you will need:

1/4 cup of pre-made Caesar salad dressing
2 tablespoons of grated parmesan cheese
1/2 head of Romaine lettuce
2/3 cup of croutons
Romaine Lettuce is the norm for a Caesar Salad. In general, choosing lettuce for a salad can be pretty confusing. Startcooking.com’s post on Salad Green From A to Z describes many of the more common types of greens available at most grocery stores.

Be sure to wash the Romaine lettuce and then chop or tear it into bite-size pieces.

Reminder that Reinhardt, Carnage, and Doomguy are attentionwhores who actually get away with it.

>>5656067
If I may be bold enough to suggest it, could I be the gold you were searching for?
>A sly smile curls on one corner of his lips, the hug tightening for a second until one of his arms unfurls from the ship's hip. His palm then tracing up the side of Iowa's body, following every curve until he reaches her face and gives a single poke against her nose.
Because I've certainly found a treasure right here!

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>>5656147
Good to hear.

>>5656157
Alright then.

Oh, and by the way, this isn't Blaziken. I mean, it's "a" specific Blaziken, but it's not Blaziken the Blaziken, if you happen to see them around.

>>5656160
Thick everything, to be honest, but yes.

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>>5656208
Ha! Yes! Admire my rippling muscle!

They had me pose for posters, you know!

>>5656208
Rein is chill though

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>>5656201
>cooms hard

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>>5656214
I don't know who that is...

>>5656192
Glad to have earned the special privilege but I dont mind calling you the hottest girl on earth either
>He pulls her along, making sure not to go too fast for her. Soon enough he is pulling her to as he sits on a bench at the bar, letting her pick between his lap or her own stool as a seat

>>5656214
thick also means a very good breeder... is that true?

Carnage is Reinhardt

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>>5656185
E-Eh? I di-cr-crap, I did, didn't I...
>Tenryuu sighs and wriggles against the anon
Wh-What did you have mind?

>>5656188
>The ship kinda wiggles into the head pat, letting out a cute little coo as he scratches her scalp
So-Sooner then I thought...haa, so-sorry, I'm a sucker for th-this kind of affection...

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>>5656230

I like that picture.
It's so nice... Shame for Alice who looks like a cheap whore.

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>>5656208
oh
>>5656230
Anytime.

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>>5656234
Just know that if you see a Blaziken without goggles that's more red than orange, that's not me.

>>5656248
Yes.

>>5656201
>tfw you're coming to /erp/ for cooking recipes now

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>>5656262
That nasty slut on the left ruined C.S. Lewis for me. What a tramp.
>>5656278
cool

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>>5656152
It's "au fromage" you cucklord

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>>5656304

BITCH I WILL CUT YOU

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>>5656296
Episode 1: Knee-Deep In The Bread

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>>5656261
>There's a low, permissive chuckling as the old soldier continues to treat the little ship-girl to a gentle head massage, his free arm curling her into a warm-hearted cuddle
Ha, don't worry about it. I admit that it's fun for me to dish out, as well!

>>5656313
You don't get the reference. Just go back to class.

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Is everyone excited for Nightmare Night? Or should I say 'Halloween' as it's recognized around here?

>>5656290
can you show me?

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>>5656236
>Tenryuu looks at the mans lap...then at the stool, then at his lap again. She decides tto...plop down on the anons lap. She lets out a soft sigh as she leans back, her back resting against his chest
Ahh...man, your lap makes for a great seat...

>>5656339
Yes, I Am!
Tsk, tsk!

>>5656339
Trixie (player)??

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>>5656316
COME AT ME, SLAG!

>>5656339
Well, if you're going to be present then I can't say I'm not.

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>>5656304
yeah
>>5656313
>widescreenwallpapers
Who in their right mind would want that monstrosity as their background?

>>5656346
Plump Tenryuu is best!

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>>5656353

DON'T MAKE ME DESTROY YOU

>>5656346
Not as good at being a pillow as your lap but I guess it makes a nice seat
>His arms wrap around her soft midriff. He spins on the stool to face the bar before ordering himself something fruity to drink and looking at her on the side with the working eye.

>>5656201
>smiles
I'm thinking you, me and hotel room. After we get your arm looked at, and my hand patched up, of course.

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>>5656370
Calm down, candy slut. Have some chocolate or something.

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>>5656339
Good night for work.
>He doesn't grin, but the edges of his mouth twitch upwards just slightly
Some paranoid folk even hire witchers to sit with them through the night, they're so afraid of the time of year.

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>>5656364
'sup

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>>5656380
Maybe later, I'm busy.
>>5656391
Love yourself

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>>5656091
Bandit, little one! Somebody didn't listen to my lesson!

>>5656104
>Gently pats while age rests singing her American folk songs to slowly fill her dreams with propaganda and quell the proud Nipponese.

>>5656188
Oh, certainly! Our armory is just this way though I'll have to ask you to stay back for a moment. Procedure and all!
>Iowa dashes away to procure her side mounted weapons, leaving the gentleman to stand by his lonesome. A few passing by lower ranking shipgirls comment on the man just out of earshot wondering what he could possibly be doing on a navy base, but when the captain returns they quickly shove off.
So! What do you think?

>>5656196
>The continued the assault upon his vault assuredly filled to the brim with sticky white gold. Her mouth moved past the mere front and engulfed the first segment of his delicious tasting meat. Buried in the warm cavern, her tongue went to work scraping against the bottom, inviting him to release. Her spare hand continued to churn his sack, kneading each ball between her velvety grip.
Mmn? Fuwah...

>>5656212
Hehe~ Oh sir, you know all my lovely people are my true treasure.
>Despite being such an imposing looking woman, Iowa was quite like puddy underneath his playful whims. She bounced backward at his poke, moving back in after to plant a tiny kiss upon the bud of his finger.
Chuu~

>>5656394
>>5656380
(was meant for >>5656261 )

>puts on Sin Cara mask

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>>5656400
(Stupid mobile swiping...
>pats her while singing)

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>>5656419
Y-You mean you don't want to look at my arm, Anon-kun?

>>5656400
I just got here! So don't tell me you are going to take me as hostage!
>He said as he was rubbing his arms, while poking out his tongue and giggle before waving at her.
Did you assault any foreign banks yet~?

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>>5656322
So-Sorry if I'm getting kinda weird...I haven't had this kinda contact in forever! It's super comfy...
>The cute boat nuzzles into the muscly man, letting out a low relaxed coo

>>5656366
I'm not plump, you jackoff! That's muscl-...I-It's mostly muscle!

>>5656400
>Becomes American in her sleep. Pulls a burger out of nowhere while humming the national anthem, like a true patriot, god bless.

>>5656380
Ohhh! I get it, you just want some time together!
>Tenryuu nods to herself, not understanding a thing.

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>>5656370
>Saya picks up steaming cup of coffee, aiming right for Hotaru's empty head.
>She throws it, the cup flying in a beautiful arc... missing Hotaru entirely and ruining the floor with broken POTTERY and coffee.
I AM GROWING STRONGER

>>5656425
>typing that all out on mobile

You're not human

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>>5656350
How good.

>>5656351
(Mhm!)

>>5656363
Aw, I hope I'm not scaring you away.

>>5656389
"And they have good reason to do so. You never know what kind of strange monsters tread among us on that night." The blackness in the changeling's eyes thin into menacing slits as she approaches the hunter. "I hear a horrible, soul-sucking abomination loves to come out and prey on...," she scans down his body and curls her olive-stained lips, "Healthy, robust men."

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>>5656431
Nah, man. I'm good.

Is it safe now? I was here ealier and it was just DMG, Sponty, Jun and feminine penises. Plus DMG tried to talk me into taking a cock.

>>5656482
it's never safe.

If by safe you mean boring? Yes it is safe.

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>>5656425
<Speaking as a fellow mobileposter, you are a fucking legend. How do you do it my dude?>

Rammy is too cute to shittalk

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>>5656372
You wouldn't mind if we share a drink, yeah?
>Tenryuu looks back at the man. her lips curl into an admittedly cute smile as she nuzzles into her chair.

>>5656482
Yeah-huh, it ain't gay anymore, anon.

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>>5656482
(Define "unsafe")

>>5656497
This, worst part is he knows and explois it by shitalking back

>>5656482
>DMG
thread was fucked then

>>5656448
kind of feel like breeding a bug queen... maybe it's just the hips and large tits...

>>5656439
>she gonn learn today.
>A few hours and one hospital visit later, they finally got to the hotel.
All that for a few bandages, what a jip.
>"Thank GOD it wasn't broken."

>>5656400
See! Then there's no need to go robbing people when you have all of the treasure you could ever want, right?
>His cheeks grew a slight shade of crimson after the kiss, but he remains stalwart in holding his playful demeanor despite the fact. Slowly, he guides Iowa along and over to a seat, firmly planting himself on it just before he hoists the ship girl up, and onto the makeshift rest that was his lap. The new angle didn't help the previous predicament, as his face was meshed ever so slightly against her bust once more, though both of his arms lock tight around her waist to keep her in place regardless of the situation.
Stay out of trouble, you hear? Or else you'll wind up in this jail once again!

>>5656500
Not at all, but it is an indirect kiss you know~
>He makes sure he gets two straws and wraps his arms tighter around her. She could feel his heart beat against her back, it was quick from being so close to her. The drink was of course fruity, feminine, and incredibly alcholic

>>5656519
Why are you so obsessed with breeding?

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Who in here wants to put a fat dick in my mouth?

>>5656400
>With the relentless attack, the man finally surrendered his white gold to the blonde bandit, releasing a healthy amount of his cum inside her mouth! Thick, sticky and white, his “gold” left the safety of his twin vaults just as the man moaned in complete ecstasy. While he felt ashamed of being dominated by a beautiful woman like her, it was well worth it!
>Gathering his thoughts and slowly attempting to stand up, the man gave Iowa a stare before tossing away his façade of being angry towards her sudden attack.
T-That was… Pretty great~! Even if you took most of my gold with your mouth… Kuh!

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>>5656532
I've got a sandwich. Want that instead?

>>5656509
Gay. Like Jiro, I don't do the gay.

>>5656448
Oh no, you're not scaring me away. Rather the opposite.

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>>5656482
It'll only hurt for a second. Then it feels really good~

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>>5656547
(Pretty safe in here for the time being, then)

>>5656550
Is that what you told Paul before you shoved your sharpie-sized dick in his pooper?

>>5656546
W-Will you ever come back to HG one day?

>>5656550
DMG fuck my tight asshole with your big futa cock

>>5656550
Stop trying to make me gay!

>>5656556
>that pic. And those digits.
Unf..

>>5656556
>That picture.
I desire to fuck that.

>>5656546
You broke my jaw for that goddamn sandwich, fuck off

>>5656530
let me answer your question, with another question
why are people obsessed with feet?
why are people obsessed with vore?
why are people obsessed with [insert more fetishes here]?

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>>5656560
We'll have to see what happens, I quite like it over here.
>>5656582
If I kiss it, will you feel better, anon?

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>>5656567
Not going to resist it?
>She reaches onto her skirt, showing you the outline of a soft, but thick cock, playfully shaking it around before winking at you
Come here and give it a kiss~

>>5656568
It's only "trying" until you do it!
At least give a dick a taste. Just one taste!

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(Sorry about vanishing, something came up)
Comf? Okay sure I can do that...

>>5656597
It's one specific anon who wants to breed every single character that he sees though.

>>5656599
Yes, please kiss me

>>5656617
There is one anon who pets every single character that he sees and no one say anything.

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>>5656519
"It is why I'm here: to find some men willing to fertilize me. And maybe harvest some love while I'm at it. Do you have any redeeming hereditary qualities?"

>>5656549
(Whoops. Sorry about that.)
"Ahh," the nostrils on Chrysalis' snout briefly flare and pick up the oh-so-familiar scent of arousal; something that urges her to shine the pearly daggers lining her gums. "Something tells me you have lots of love to give me."

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>>5656612
You missed us trying to summon Dean Ambrose's non-wwe equivalent.

>>5656604
Why would I resist such a yummy cock?
>He gets down on his knees and gives the head a big, sloppy smooch

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>>5656400
Not at all.
>The old man nods amicably and watches her go with no small amount of enjoyment, gaze glued to her hips as she sways off to the armoury.

>While he's waiting, he gives the onlookers a cheerful smile and wave, leaning against a convenient wall, turning back to the higher-ranking vessel when she returns, looking her up and down. He pads around her to take in the details of her equipment.
Most impressive! No wonder you end up so lovely!

>>5656439
>The man simply smiles warmly down at her, one hand rubbing the top of her head and the other tracing small shapes across the small of her back as she leans into his powerful frame
Don't worry about it. Not at all.
>He seems happy to let her stay there as long as she likes

>>5656629
PetAnon needs to fuck off, it's so awkward responding to him

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>>5656624
>She gives him a light smooch on his sore jaw.
All better, lad?

>>5656629
I think he's fucking cancer though, just like the 'what are you listening to /erp/' posts.
They contribute nothing to the thread except wasted posts.

>>5656641
You need to fuck off, he's the most inoffensive person in the whole fucking thread.

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>>5656636
>Two line roleplaying

>>5656648
Could I get one on the lips too?

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>>5656432
Nope, just trains! Took all the money for myself. Hah!
>She gives him the same treatment: sticking out her tongue while waving the loot bag around.

>>5656439
Aww, how cute! But not that American, you'll make me lose my only quirk.
>Scratches at her head, brushing some of the purple hair away.

>>5656526
Truly I have reformed my evil ways. Thank you sir!
>She playfully follows along taking the opportunity to collapse her head into his lap swiftly. Staring outwards, she nuzzles against him, absorbing the warmth of love coming from his center.
I won't! I swear it!

>>5656533
>With her loot sack open and ready to receive, she takes the brunt of the release into the back of her mouth. She swallows the first bit, but the rest of his healthy spurts come drizzling out through her closed mouth. Opening he lips after he slides out, she shows him the mixture of spit and cum stands still left, taking the rest in only after. She wipes her lips and stands up, cutting his binding with a simple pocket knife.
You're free to go! Thanks for the gold~ Hi ho silver, away!
>With a wave of her hat, she jumps from the cabin onto a horse and rides off into the sunset.

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>>5656631
>Waves to returning pone

>>5656636
>With a wide smile she watches as you happily kiss the head of her thick, meaty cock. Slowly raising erect. The blood flowing through her masssive cock as she playfully pats your cheek with the swelling head
Such a good boy! I must of already broken you in, hmm?

>>5656658
Down boy. I don't mind how much someone writes.

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>>5656635
Did ya use tits?

>>5656658
>DMG fans.txt

>>5656657
t. petanon

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>>5656666
>squints at digits
I dunno about that....Satan.

>>5656678
We tried a bear suit, alcohol, hookers, and Sweet Caroline on full blast.

>>5656658
Sorry
I
will
type
like
this
just
for
you
whiny
anon

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>>5656676

>>5656679
DMG fans are shitters, what else is new?
>>5656676
You also clearly don't mind how old someone is.

You got a fast car
I want a ticket to anywhere

>>5656690
>6666
Refer to me by my full title... Super Satan

>>5656670
Get that flat Iowa out of my face right this second.

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>>5656631
Fuck...

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>>5656678
>points at >>5656693
The song was on repeat too.

>>5656670
>He pouts as she gives him the same tease before nodding.
Fine then! Don't be surprised if you find yourself tied up by a sheriff!
>After that he went to look for some ropes, when he finds them, he took a moment to examinate them before asking to himself.
Well..how to do a knot..is there a manual for these things...?

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>>5656523
Really? I think it's great! Nothing's broken! Jist bruised is all!
>The cute boat happily smiles as she pats her anon buddy on the back

>>5656527
Soo? I don't care...you already stole my mouths purity anyway!
>She presses the straws together and uses both of them to sip some of the faggy drink
Ohhhohohhh! Th-That's really, REAALLY! good!

>>5656638
>And stay there she does. Its almost like she's refusing to move at all. She's getting seriously comfy...something tells me she might have a thing for big guys
Then I guess I won't...thanks mister Rein.

>>5656670
>Stops singing the National anthem and instead eats the burger while saluting.

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>>5656581
Oh?
>the captain looks up at him hazily, fingers still curled into the soft, brown skin of her chest, and flicks one of the nipples with her thumb
Well...hurry it up, then. Don't disappoint me.
>her 'R's roll out in a sultry tone, and she adjusts her hips while she waits for him to comply

>>5656576
I always give my best performance, even in posting numbers.
>gives a little wink

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(I better take my leave now, thank you all for indulging!)
>>5656638
>Iowa takes the time to show off every ample curve while boasting about her firepower. Every gleam is amplified by a jut of her hip in that direction. Giggling to herself, she covers her mouth to hide the spreading blush
Oh sir, I didn't know you were a flatterer too!

>>5656715
(Aww, sorry!)

Hit me up with a discord invite link fampai's

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>>5656693
>>5656719
Huh I see, Okay we need tits for him to master! And maybe a turtle! And the best of CZW! JEZUS!

Can I get an invite to the ERP discord?

>>5656631
>He steps closer to her while eyeing her sharp fangs with obvious intrigue.
I'll admit, I've always felt very... drawn to you. You're such a sinister female, yet so undeniably attractive.
>His gaze moves down her dark body slowly, drinking in the sight of her enticing figure, her ample bosom, her wide hips.
Oh yes... I've had you on my mind quite a lot.

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>>5656713
I mean...Ah've killed the Icon of Sin. How much worse can Super Satan be?

>>5656748
>Wanting to use Kyouko's discord
If a link gets posted, it pretty much confirms that it's Kyouko, Lupin, and their mod team shitting up the thread

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>>5656448
The witcher's own slitted, catlike arrows narrow similarly as the shapechanger slinks his way. A hand twitches towards the silver sword on his back as he tries to analyse the features of the strange being in front of him. The innuendo in her turn of phrase is not lost on him. Not one bit.
"Mm. So you understand why people might fear. Lot of folk are pretty attached to their souls."

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>>5656631
>tfw myopic
>tfw will probably have glaucomia in the future
>tfw male pattern baldness in family
>tfw one side of family prone to cancer
>tfw manlet dad and womanlet mother
Who /noredeemingqualities/ here?

>>5656730
>Urge to fag Bane intensifies

>>5656670
>The man finally stood, looking somewhat confused, pulling his pants back in place as he looked at Iowa ride into the sunset, scoffing at her cheerful self. While feeling a bit humiliated, he learned a valuable lesson: Never mess with girls with guns.
>Unless you want a blowjob like that.
Stupid blondes!

>>5656749
I THOUGHT HATE CLUB'S DEAD!

>>5656753
Despite my title, I'm actually a weakling

You didn't hear that from me though

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>>5656771
Hakase paberu, CIA desu.

>>5656734
Really? Do you also give your best in sexual things?
>He said with a grin while looking up and down at the captain, having a good look at her figure.

>>5656734
You mean it, Captain Amari?
>Wasting no time, the man quickly undid his pants, pulling them off and dropping them on the floor together with his underwear, shamelessly displaying his erect cock to the Captain.
>Licking his lips excitedly, he crawled over her form, a single hand taking a hold of one of her breasts before giving the nipple a hungry lick and suckle while he aligned his thobbing dick against her love tunnel.

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>>5656796
Tomodachi muri desu.

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>>5656698
Hope you enjoy your return! We'll do magic together again sometime

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>>5656779
It's never dead
>>5656771
Dootdoot!

tfw you will never have artour flaming you irl ;____;

>>5656830
Do it outside of the threads, please. I'd rather not have another wedding episode

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>>5656730
>The big guy lifts her up in his arms, cradling her to his chest almost like a child, his warmth flowing through her. She can feel his heart beating through the thin fabric of his vest.
Anything... for you.

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>>5656771
>tfw you'll never get pounded by Banes Big guy, just for you

I accidentally left the server, someone give me the invite link please.

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>>5656829
[WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAHHH]

>>5656730
Well, we're here now, so-
>he quickly turns to face her and gives her a kiss on the lips.
Time to make good on that bet, eh?
>sliding his arms around her waist, his hands give her butt a firm squeeze.
>well, one of them is a lighter squeeze, bandaged hand and all.

>>5656859
No, tobii

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>>5656786
If yer so weak, how came ye aren't dead yet?

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>>5656749
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRj8b2hjIM0

>>5656872
All you did was break my jaw, and then kissed it. Why would I be dead?

https://discord.gg/5rBAqMX

For all that want it.

>>5656734
Hi Ana!

>>5656893
Is this to Kyouko's ERP discord?

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>>5656718
"Really? None whatsoever? Come on. There has to be /something/ you're proud of."

>>5656752
"Oh, that's natural," she says, stepping forward so the gap between them shortens, "Men of all races can't deny the Queen of Changelings." A sensible titter pours out her lips while the bosom below, concealed by a thin olive dress, jiggle invitingly. "In truth, men do not care about my past. They don't care about the atrocities I've done. The creatures I've killed. The hearts I've broken," the latter half of her statement is accentuated with a plastic puppy dog look before it is flattened back to her stoic expression. "They all just want to stick their cocks in something and leave it at that."

>>5656765
Chrysalis' darts her view up to sword's hilt holstered on the hunter's back and halts her advances until they stand just a foot apart from one another. "Some more than others, I can tell you that." She pauses , then drapes a lazy hand over her hip, cocking it as the scent of doubt lingers around her nostrils. "I'm a changeling if that's what you are wondering. I can smell the curiosity beaming off of you. And disgust. Am I revolting you, Mister...?" Her choral voice rises in an effort to get his name as she leans forward, causing her ebony breasts to weigh down her dress and expose her ample cleavage.

>>5656767
"How sad. Never reproduce."

>>5656834
UM!

>>5656883
You'd swear if that promo went on any longer, you'd be hearing him yell "LINE!"

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>>5656883
Now we wait for the Dean

>>5656730
Glad you like it, drink as much as you like. I can afford it after all~
>He leans past her and drinks a bit from the rim. Looking back at her with a curious look. He wonders if she is a light weight and is eager to find out

>>5656918
No.

>>5656932
What's it to?

>>5656929
You mean Jon?

>>5656851
Don't tempt me, best boat...DONT!

>>5656937
The comfy one

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>>5656830
"Thank you, DMG!"

>>5656840
"You don't have to worry about that, Anonymous."

>>5656893
>bolin
>kyouko
>doomguy
How about no.

>>5656893
I want this shit meme to end

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>>5656797
I said always, Anonymous. And I don't make habit of repeating myself.
>even underneath her bulky coat, the curve and firmness to her is visible, and with one finger she plucks the beret from her head and tosses it away
Unless you are looking to challenge that statement.

>>5656810
Double time, let's go.
>her thighs shift against and envelope his cock as he takes aim, her slippery excitement making the skin slick and smooth to the touch
>a purr of approval meets him when he latches onto her breast, and she begins to tenderly run her fingers through his hair, eyes heavy and cheeks flushed with arousal

>>5656899
Mm, Anonymous. How can I help you?
>she reaches into her pocket before she can answer, popping a thick cigar between her teeth and clenching down
Do you have a light?

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>>5656840
Hey! Fuck you! The wedding was fun!
... Wait which one?

>>5656948
>Blows kissu before heading out

>>5656893
This is surprinsingly comfy, I thought it was much much worse considering how people talked about that.
Gonna lurk for a bit more though.

>>5656924
Well, the thing is, there /might/ be something, the problem is, I have no idea, I've never read up on any history of my family or anything
So, nothing that I know of....
Does this mean no fuck?

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>>5656939
Yes Jonathan Good...that man....
>>5656926
We have to go deeper, INTO THE DANGER ZONE!

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>>5656926
I forgot the rest of that promo, people only remember "JEZUS"

>>5656993
Wait, are we now trying to summon that Archer guy?

>>5656977
>Once he felt her folds with the head of his dick, the man slowly pushed his member past them, penetrating her with a single, swift motion while his hands reached for her hips.
>Once he was comfortable inside Ana, he proceeded to thrust back and forth all while his tongue lapped all over the nipple, leaving the flesh bud completely soaked.

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>>5656847
Dahaa, that's real sweet of yoou...
>She nuzzles into Reins chest, a soft little sigh, leaning her head back as she takes in the goodness of the hardend vets glorious MUSCLES
Manly as fuuuck...

>>5656865
>Tenryuu jolts as the anon plants a kiss right on her lips...she would've jumped back...if he didn't squeeze her ass
Ah-Aha, this is what you meant, cr-crap...

>>5656931
Yo-You bet your ass I will!
>In what seems like one quick motion she clamps her lips down on both of the straws...the gayass drink is gone in what feels seconds
Phwaaaah~ Why do the gayest drinks taste the beeeest?
>>5656943
>Tempts you
(DEW ET)

>>5657022
He forgets his lines three or more times. It's magical.

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>>5657022
At this point it feels like we're just summoning Botchamaina

>>5657049
>implying it isn't here already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ww5c1mBzt70

>>5657036
Because they have taste? How much do you normally drink?
>He grins and orders an even larger version of the same drink. It didnt have more juices but it had twice the white of the previous one and he wondered how quick they could get drunk

>>5656924
>He snickers at her last statement while his eyes are drawn to the slight jiggle of her bosom, peeled on the visible black mounds in her cleavage.
And who wouldn't want to stick his cock in a Queen...?
>He closes the gap between them completely as he steps up to her, and then looks into her green animalistic eyes.
I've always had an idea about your atrocities. You're pretty famous, after all. But despite all that... god, I want to kiss you...

>>5656977
Actually, I have some whiskey and cheap cigars back at my barracks if you'd like me to bring some over to your quarters.
>He said with a smile

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>>5656924
>His eyes flicker over her form. It was appealing, in its own dark way - especially the large breasts and the swaying hips. And her confident attitude had its own sensuous allure. But at the same time, the unfamiliar creature had the air of a succubus, beings prone to leeching the life from men until they are nothing but dried-out husks. He frowns.
"Geralt," he says brusquely, introducing himself. "You're not revolting, but I get a sense that not all about you is as it seems."
He slowly moves his hand away from the hilt of his blade. His curiosity is growing, and he was not being paid to slay this being, as sinister as she may look.
"How about you tell me about yourself... since we're being civil? Do you have a name? What type of changeling are you?"

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>>5657061
...Okay how would an ERP with Mr. Botchamaina go?

>>5656977
>He grins and rubs his chin, thinking before answering at her with a nod.
Actually that sounds like a good idea. You claim that, and I want to see if it's true. You don't mind that right, Ana?
>He asked with a grin, he didn't know in what kind of business he was getting himself in with those words.

>>5657036
Will there be fuggin if I fag The Big Guy?

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>>5657036
>With the slightest shift of his powerful form, the former soldier shifts his grip to the ship's rear, still holding her aff the ground and against his powerful chest, but with just the faintest suggestion of lewd groping entering into their embrace.

>>5657036
>chuckles
Well, you're the one who gave me the idea...
>would have started to work on getting her clothes off, but is technically down a hand.
>"Shit..can't really guide like this."

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愚蠢的美国荡妇

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>>5657033
>she meets his hilt with a coarse grunt, her teeth curling into a sharp smile as he starts to pound into her velvety walls, wet slaps sounding underneath them with each thrust he takes
>tightening the grip she has on his hair, she pushes his head further down onto her darkened nipple, swooning a bit at the scrape of his teeth
Good, good...

>>5657077
...you are crafty.
>her brow arches as she grins
Be over in ten minutes. Dress light.
>turning on her heel, she marches off toward her room, confident that the man will be running as fast as he can to make her deadline

>>5657098
This is grave insubordination, soldier. If you can't please me, I might need to lock you in solitary for the night.
>she sits up suddenly, giving her hair a shake, her sharp hazel eyes boring into his
Last chance to back down.
>it's hard to tell if her challenge is in jest or not, but she doesn't seem opposed to him accepting

>>5657236
Uhhh ... English?

>>5657091
Terrible for all those involved. Nothing but botches.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARDGkqf8wSo

Does someone have the "dogfucker" discord?
I wanna see it with my own eyes.

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>>5656986
"You are correct. I don't want to waste my time giving birth to spawn that will fall behind on their siblings due to some complication, whether it be a physical deformity or mental handicap. You're better off finding some low-life to copulate with because your rotten seed isn't going anywhere near my eggs."

>>5657074
"I don't see myself as a celebrity. I'm just a mother doing what she needs to do to feed her children and survive in a bitter, heartless world." Her half-lidded emerald eyes glisten with a tenuous flash of green as she leans closer to her partner. "How flattering. And up front, too. I love a man so bold." An ebony arm, bored with textureless holes of various sizes, rises so the fingers can intertwine with his and bring them to a firm lock. "If you want to kiss me, then kiss me. Just take me."

>>5657090
"Geralt," she repeats in her own sing-songy manner before straightening herself out. "You can call me Chrysalis, or Chryssi for short. I'm the Queen of Changelings; mother to all changelings. We feed on the love of others and have the ability to disguise ourselves as anyone and anything." She smiles. "Eerie, isn't it? One can get so easily paranoid if they even hear the word changeling whispered in their ear. The very clothes you're wearing can be one of my babies." Chrysalis presses her lips together and chuckles.

>>5657241
>He runs straight to his bunk, opens up his chest and grabs his contraband. He then sprints to his CO's quarters. He knocks on her door for approval to enter.

>>5657236
I want to fuck Ta-class.

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>>5657236
....I need an adult?
>>5657246
So like he's about to fuck a bitch, but he trips on his own pants and falls hurting his dick?

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Do we just post our character card like this?
I'm just going to post my character card like this.

>>5657236
Uh....

>>5657261
Hello girl, I am 6"4, 170lbs of pure muscle, a 8inch cock and a perfect face. Are my genetic good enough to cream your pussy pussy?

i want to fuck furry porn

>>5657260
You're fucking stupid, shut up and leave.

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>>5657278
Exactly!

>>5657289
That usually is a call for people to. I am not sure if I've seen your Neo around but Salem seems nice and I know your Gaige is amazing since I've noticed it here and there

>>5657289
We were doing a session last night but I guess you left.

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>>5657242
Stupid American slut.
>>5657266
You dont have the balls, weakling.
>>5657278
Even carnage is trembling at my sight, tonight is a good night to sail.
>>5657290
Speak quickly sailor before I blast your tongue off!

>>5657241
>With every thrust, he increased the speed behind every powerful motion, his thickness claiming her love tunnel as is, letting out a gasp of utter pleasure as he fucked her violently. After all, she was able to take it!
>Soon, his lips met hers, allowing his tongue to invade her mouth as he made her his woman.
Hmmphh~!!
>Beads of sweat dotted his body, feeling his cock being surrounded by her love walls as he pounded into her.

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>>5657292
"Did you know that arrogance tastes like a sour lemon with salt sprinkled over it?"

>>5657301
Why? This looked hot from what I saw.

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>>5657317
Well do I?
>>5657305
How are we not doing this!?

>>5657317
H-hi...?

>>5657333
Arrogance is a sin, Pride is not. What others think they see through your layer of confidence does not matter. You knowing whether you are blinded by the fog of insecurities or the virtue of self-esteem does.

So, is that a yes, baby?

>>5657298
Me too anon.
We should have a threesome next time she comes. I want to cream her pretty face desu

>>5657317
>smacks ass
I'm going to cum in your eye and stick your face in a blender.

>>5657298
We all do.

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>>5657317
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CUM SUCKING MUTANT!

>>5657261

>Trixie returns the the threads

What a time to be alive.

>>5657241
>He nods before scratching the back of his head and looking into her eyes with his challenging ones.
I'm sure I can do more than please you cap. Shall we see how it goes~?
>He coos his question before leaning closer, being in some inches from her lips

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>>5657065
Well...I'm not normally a drinker...Well outside maybe a couple cans of beer after a really tough mission...
>She of course starts slurping the drink up, luckily she doesn't drink all of it this time
OHHHOOOHH! SOOO GOOD!

>>5657196
(As long as he's a big guy, for me)

>>5657216
>Tenryuu lets out a little gasp as the big guy (for her) grabs her butt...after the gasp it doesn't seem like she minds much
Gah...Watch the ass grabs there...people might get the wrong idea

>>5657222
>Tenryuu doesn't seem all that excited to strip...so she doesn't, she does however nudge at the mans pants
Let's just get this over with...

>>5657236
Guy's wait, I got th-...Why the fuck don't I know Japanese anymore?

>>5657306
>>5657309
I have literally never posted in an ERP thread before.

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>>5657317

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>>5657349
"Yes."

>>5657397
Cute ship?
Cutest ship.

>>5657289
>a 4th Neo
F U C K

>>5657298
>>5657369
>FP comes everyday here
>never fucks

Why didn't you guys rape her already, holy shit

>>5657261
>tfw the queen actually just refuses to accept your love only willing to breed with strong stallions
F-fuck...

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>>5657401

>>5657397
He will be. For you.

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>>5657376

>>5657261
A mother... I've always liked good mothers.
>He smiles at her, playfully, while his fingers tighten around hers as they intertwine, feeling her hand securely in his.
Just take you?
>He looks at her for a moment as if pondering, while staring into her half-lidded eyes. Then he leans forward very suddenly and plants his mouth on hers. He kisses her hard while squeezing her hand, squashing her dark lips with his own, and his tongue dashes into her mouth in search of hers while, touching her sharp fangs and tasting her spit.
>His free hand grabs the thin fabric of her top and yanks it down, making her bosom spill forth from her dress, and then grabs one of her black breasts, squeezing it greedily and feeling its soft, erotic flesh.

>>5657421
Because rape is a pleb Jiro-tier fetish.

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>>5657420
We're going to need start tagging them
>>5657413
Change into a truck!

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>>5657261
The witcher nods as she begins her explanation, his medallion tingling in her magical presence. He listens very intently, and it's obvious to anyone that he is storing this information away for later use - possibly to write into his own notes and distribute as a help to other hunters. But still he continues the conversation, apparently unphased by the suggestion that his very clothes might be one of her children, dismissing it as easily as someone else might dismiss a lunatic trying to convince them the sky was green.
"Well, Chryssi, that's a pretty useful talent to have. Imitating people or objects must make you consummate infiltrators."
He looks her up and down, and struggles to fight down the slightest twinge of lust entering his mind- as ever vulnerable to strong emotions, even if weaker ones rarely showed themselves on his features. He grunts.
"But nothing comes without a price. This love you feed on, that's the source of your magic? Which is... illusions and glamours? True shapechanging is rare."

>>5657397
>He takes slow sips, making sure she gets the most of it as he wonders when the drunkness will set in. They still had swimming to do after all
Drink to much and this swim might become a skinny dip, or not

>>5657453
It's not rape if she comes to like it in the act tho

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>>5657346
Do your job and slice these men apart? Yes~
>>5657368
>she gasps before slamming the anon against a wall, her armaments staring at the anon with hungry intentions
You will die for that, the only question left is how! Im in a good mood, so you're lucky, you get to choose how to die!
>>5657397
Because it was chinese you insolent fleetgirl whore! Go back to sucking off your pathetic excuse of an admiral before I send you back to him in a body bag~
>>5657370
YOU FIRST YOU LAND WHORING MUTATED SCRAPHEAP!!
Emporer this, emporer that, god you are such a raging faggot for him!
>>5657418
Your taste is trash and you should feel like it insect!
>>5657412
Expecting someone else Godot?
>>5657347
>she grabs him by the throat
Say that again.

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>>5657486
I don't know what i expected to be honest.

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>>5657289
>Gaige
LD Detected
Fuck off LD

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>>5657486

>>5657486
Twerk to death. TWERK TO DEATH

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>>5657486

>>5657486
Oh really? You're letting me choose? I want you to suck me off until I die of exhaustion.

>>5657486
EDGE
D
G
E

>>5657486
Sup Ta. How many abortions are you up to these days?

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>>5657397
>He raises an eyebrow curiously as she suggests that people might get the wrong idea with the ass-grab, and his fingers tighten on her behind for the briefest second
The wrong idea?
>He nuzzles against her hair, a teasing tinge to his low voice

>>5657529
Who the fuck are you?

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>>5657486
It's more of a way of life then a job!

>>5657397
Aw, don't be like that. Let's make it a little competitive, huh? If you get me to cum, then that's it. We'll be done right then and there.

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>>5657555
Bolin.

>>5657579
>Owl Noises

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>>5657262
>Ana peeks out the door, still covered in her lengthy blue jacket...and it appears nothing else
>hurriedly pulling him in, she falls back against the door, locking it with a giddy little smile and looking back to him
Cigar. Light. Now.
>her pouty lips part a bit, waiting for the stogie to be put into her mouth

>>5657322
>her fingers curl into the fabric of the couch beneath her, gripping tightly as she rolls with the heavy blows to her crevice
>the kiss seems to take her off guard, but she allows him access anyway, only a bit overwhelmed by him moving across her teeth and gums
G...goodness...
>she seems much less worn out than him, but underneath that composure, the grip of her insides still shows that she's enjoying his performance

>>5657391
Give me a vintage performance.
>impatient with his showiness, she leans forward to capture his lips, head tilting as she nudges her tongue forward against his
>her fingers ball up in his shirt, possessively pulling him closer while she macks on him

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>>5657486
>There's the Heresy
THAT'S GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND TO YOU, FUCKSTICK!

>>5657579
>using your girl as a shitpost ava
Hoshit behavior tbqhwyfamilia

>>5657598
(I apologize but I'm suddenly getting dragged away. Challenging anon here. If you are here later I will like to continue! Again sorry about this..)

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>>5657587
Well, this is a hoot! Haha!
>>5657618
Don't compare me or my waifu to Hoshsoh ever again.

>>5657661
You rise to the bait so easily, I'm surprised you're not samefag.

>>5657598
>Purring into the kiss with glee, the man took a gentle hold of her leg, lifting it enough to give his meaty cock even better access to her lovely cunt.
>Breaking the kiss, the man looked at Ana with a smile before showering her collarbone with a barrage of playful pecks.
D-Did I mention how great you are~?
>His twitching manhood immediately began to leak translucent pre into her sex, helping the motions to become even more slick as his rod went back and forth into her. A soft gasp escaped his lips as he felt his orgasm approach him.