HG thread.
238th Express Games!
>First 24
Lord Beerus
Gaku Yashiro
>>5654790
haha
Miku
X7-10
Asuka Lover Yukine
Regulus Corneas
Sephiroth
>>5654790
Pip
Bigby Wolf
Dia Kurosawa
>>5654790
Makoto Naegi
Emil Castagnier
Male
>>5654790
Samuel L Basilio
Eggman-kun
>>5654790
King Kaito
>>5654819
ESTUANS INTERIUS
IRA VEHEMENTIS
ESTUANS INTERIUS
IRA VEHEMENTIS
The Player
Ken Kaneki
Hoshzarya
Fumi Kanno
Koyomi Araragi
>>5654746 (Miku)
Well I mean, who wouldn't? It is very fun.
>>5654749 (Schrodinger)
I get a prize?! What is it? What is it?!
>>5654751 (Pip)
How do you mean? It was planned or something?
>>5654766 (Yukine)
I'm not a weirdo! And you didn't punch me this time.
>>5654790
Beatrice
Balansuke
>>5654790
Schrodinger
>>5654876
Well I sorta tried to convince her not to destroy the town. Then she stepped on me. Harder than anyone stepped on me before.
Saber Lily
Late go
>>5654884
>That filename
Yup. This is literally blonde loli celes
>>5654876
So what I didn't punch you!? That doesn't mean I'm fine with it!
>>5654893
>One off
Are you fucking with me? This is the first time in fucking years that i've been up this early and I got up just to miss a fucking game? I hope all you sabers rot in fucking hell. Jesus.
>>5654876
You get...
>mimics a drum roll
A PAT ON THE BACK!
Every male here has to speak with the females.
>>5654790
Saber
>>5654918
>Stabs
>>5654924
Make me.
>>5654924
I don't really want to bug them... If they really want to talk to me, they're free to.
>>5654940
>lipring
>purple hair
and I thought Hoshi was already gay
Emiya Kiritsugu
>>5654833
Slow day, right?
>>5654924
Righto.
>>5654948
Hello madame.
>>5654892
Ah... W-well you died trying to protect people, so it's not that bad of a death, probably quick too.
>>5654905
I mean... It means that you're not minding it as much as you used to!
>>5654921
Oh my! What an amazing prize! But are you going to hit me really hard or something?
>>5654924
But I'm so awfully shy, I don't think I could do that.
>>5654960
It was slower earlier, but this looks good!
>>5654953
>Don't make me bust out Ratatosk mode again.
>>5654960
Looks like i- O-Oh my god, my district partner's already dead.
>>5654962
M-Madame? I'm a boy.
>>5654960
Swap one of those dank fillers out for my dad.
>>5654952
I know there's at least 3. UID can't fool me.
>>5654890
>>5654930
Swap me out
>>5654983
No...What made you jump to that conclusion?
>>5654949
You're gay.
>>5654996
W-wrong dad, miss.
>>5655008
I know
Let's have sexual intercourse
Petition to ban all sabers from the games they're basically the same thing none of them even rp probably just the same guy they only ava them for attention anyway so let's just ban them from our games not like any of them even host
Have fun.
>>5654990
It's fine.
I need to go and talk to Taiga anyways, make sure she is making dinner.
>>5654983
I still do not know the fate of the town, though I imagine they saved themselves.
>>5654986
Oh, I am terribly sorry sir.
>>5655030
Good luck on the morrow
>>5654986
Consider that my good morning.
>>5655030
Let's go!
>>5655030
>>5655015
I-i'm so sorry, kerry. I fucking couldn't do it. Oh and thanks for the spot.
>>5655030
Off we go!
>>5655021
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=c_q9HV9otUM
>>5654999
The other vampire I know seems like the kind to play a trick on someone like that, I'm sorry.
>>5655030
I'll definitely save this alcohol for someone..
>>5655038
Well, if it was destroyed I believe you'd see someone you knew here maybe.
>>5655030
I-I just tripped.. I didn't expect it to end this way, but I guess I'll pay for this later.
>>5655038
I-It's ok, people make that mistake a lot for some reason...
>>5655044
>Good morning to you too, man.
>>5654996
Thank you, I will do everything I can in the arena to ensure your kindness is not in vain.
>>5655030
Already too much fun. Try to focus more on the kills.
>>5655021
Denied.
They are all of use to me.
>>5655060
I don't know, tis hell?
>>5655064
Perhaps your pretty looks are a factor to that. And you're unusually feminine body too.
>>5655063
Are you going to dick Kirigiri,Mukuro,Junior, or Sayaka?
>>5655074
F
>>5655074
More followers!
>>5655083
Junko*
>>5655074
It's not really safe to sleep out in the open like that, so why don't we just go somewhere else? No? Okay..
>>5655074
I can't just leave this dangerous weapon laying around!
>>5655080
This isn't hell, though I've seen Satan here before, but I think he was only visiting.
>>5655074
they killed us...
>>5654983
I STILL MIND IT ALL
>>5655096
>follows you followingly
>>5655083
>
>>5655074
Shoot, I've gotta work on my aim...
>>5655080
I don't look THAT feminine, do I? I can't be any prettier than most of the girls I know, anyway.
>>5655093
Come on, try to remember what this game is about.
>>5655060
Oh? Who is it?
>>5655121
You guys fight it out, I'm going to sleep
>>5655113
>applauds
>>5655121
Seriously? I'm doing really bad today.
>>5655121
I-I was just using the sight! I've no idea how to use this rifle anyway, so I couldn't harm him even if I tried!
>>5655121
This isn't working
>>5655160
This is kinda relaxing after all the horrible things that just happened to me..
>>5655108
Okay then, I'll stop.
>>5655121
Hey! Who are you looking at? Don't shoot! Please don't shoot!
>>5655134
Her name is Kurumi, she's kind of hard to miss, she has bat wings and everything!
>>5655145
But out of a whole town you came here, I'm only saying it's a chance, besides I'm definitely not dead.
>>5655160
I don't actually know who to team up with..
>>5655145
Ugh... I should work on bulking up a bit so this doesn't keep happening.
>>5655160
I...Don't see anything up here. Oh well...
>>5655160
No cannon shots. Who's gonna save the game?
>>5655145
That's the spirit
>>5655160
Ow, berries are awful!
>>5655177
Calm down for a second! I just wanted to check up on him with using the sight! I can't use this anyway..
>Puts down the rifle
Maybe that makes it even more dangerous in my hands. Sorry.
>>5655198
Me, clearly
>>5655198
But I'm not scared of the dark.
>>5655198
You can sleep. I'm fine for now. I think I can take the first shift..
>Passes out
>>5655198
I want Asuka to love me
>>5655248
F
i didnt know i could love anyone as much as i luv you four your dick kk it makes all of my dreams come true you walk into a room,and i know you have arrived, my heart skips a beat when you walk jup to my side, i hope this kind of magic staysstays forever between us 2, and the whole gay community knows that i love you kk
>LF
>>5655260
MASON
THE NUMBERS
>>5655248
I don't know many people, so I think I'll leave the choosing part to you.
>>5655248
>gets ahead
>throws bananas behind her
>>5655251
?-?-? lottery numbers maybe?
>>5655198
How could I miss that big star..?
>>5655209
Don't kill anyone you don't need to, only in self defense right? Thank you for putting it away though.
>>5655239
Am I now? I seem to have a tendency of doing that, but maybe you should try talking to people that have died and are here?
>>5655248
Really now.. How long do you plan on being in sleep mode?
>>5655251
I doubt I should be the highest number.
>>5655277
That's not a leek its a Welsh onion
>>5655256
Kaneki didn't give them much of a choice
>>5655251
Good, I dont want to be on your shitty otaku fantasy chart
>>5655251
Three? I-Is it bad that I got a rating that low?
>>5655177
Doesn't sound like a vampire I have ever seen!
>>5655287
T-Thanks...
>>5655287
An early Christmas!! Now what to blow up...
>>5655285
It is want I say it is!!!
>>5655287
Oh my... Please don't do anything more than this.
>>5655305
Well, when I think of a vampire I don't think cat ears so..
>>5655282
I'd prefer not to kill anyone if it's possible, not even in self defense.
>>5655287
He died because he did the right thing. This is just not fair.
My dick is yummy
>makes everyone suck it if you ignore this post you have bad rp
>>5655336
I'll... Just ignore this for now.
>>5655336
Whacha doing with that!? you gonna shoot someone? who? who? who? who?
>>5655337
Im a werecat! What are you?
>>5655346
>>5655346
>>5655346
It doesn't taste like much of anything. Somewhat bland, really. I wouldn't say it's "yummy," but others might have a different view. Still, there's definitely better out there. Light to decent six.
>>5655382
So ends the reign of Queen Miku...
>>5655382
S-Sorry, but I really want to win!
>>5655346
epic fail
>>5655382
F
>>5655346
>doesnt because hes straight and is just disgusted by the anon's flashing
The first thing il do here when I rule this land is to kill all perverted cretins like this man
>>5655346
>sucks slurpingly with five star rp
>>5655408
The first thing you should do is end your life.
>>5655336
Oh hey! This is cool! We can keep these right?
>>5655339
No! You must protect yourself if you need to! It's very important.
>>5655361
A werecat? But also a vampire? And I am... Well, why don't you guess this time.
>>5655382
Yay, flares...
>>5655346
>(You)
>
>>5655382
Why are you doing this? If you want something all you have to do is ask...
>>5655408
>doesnt because hes straight
>>5655421
I didn't say that I wouldn't protect myself, but killing is wrong, so I'd just try to talk it out with the other person. That can also work.. sometimes.
>>5655427
Should we really be doing this?
>>5655427
I knew these would come in handy! Better luck next time!
>>5655441
I'm meaning it as a worst case scenario thing! I'd suggest knocking them out too maybe.
>>5655427
Feast!
>>5655416
No that is a terrible idea. Suicide is for the weak
>>5655431
Anon, get a grip on reality here. Not wanting to do homosexual acts is the opposite of being gay.
>>5655382
Would you look at this? My bigges threat of winning this silly game is now gone. Should I try to win this time?...Nah.
>>5655427
Of course you missed, why would you pick a bow when you're a swordswoman?
>>5655276
Let's leave the choosing part to nobody, I don't cooperate with people I know nothing about.
>>5655421
Hmmm...I can tell you are no human. Are you an alien?
>>5655462
See? Now you're doing it right, Arthur. But I had to be the one, huh?
>>5655464
>Not wanting to do homosexual acts is the opposite of being gay.
That sounds pretty fucking gay to me, faggot.
>>5655462
Hmm... I'm not really hungry right now.
>>5655462
No one has doubts about that.
>>5655459
I'm not sure I could do that. I'm not the type who could overpower others, so the only thing I have going for myself is my optimism. And that only helps if I try to talk..
>>5655472
>huggu
>>5655499
F
>>5655485
You are deluded
>>5655472
That's a little rude, but I can understand it. I can't expect you to trust me just because I said so.
>>5655516
Final four!
>>5655462
I'm sorry! It should have at least been quick..
>>5655478
No no, I'm definitely from earth, I'm only an alien to those that don't live on our planet.
>>5655499
I don't think we have a long list..
>>5655508
Who knows? Humans are amazing sometimes, you have adrenaline and such, you'd be surprised.
>>5655522
You are gay
>>5655499
>>5655538
No we don't... It'll probably sort itself out.
>>5655536
...See?
>>5655522
You are gay
>>5655536
Let's bet on Saber this time, that sword of hers is nothing to take lightly.
>>5655522
You are gay
>>5655538
Y-you don't have to tell me that.. At the beginning of this game I did something that I don't really want to remember, and I'm not sure if I can blame it on adrenaline.
>>5655536
If only he was with me he could have gotten some food..
>>5655546
I don't see that as it sorting itself out..
>>5655559
Another weapon huh? I feel like these won't do me any good.
>>5655559
F
I want to cum inside Fumi Kanno and get her pregnant.
>>5655538
>pokes and prods you.
Aha! You must be a robot!
>>5655573
Winner next!
Nobody cares about your source, Baron
>>5655534
Yep, you got it right at the start, boy. Scrap the teamwork, I'm already out the game but we can cheer for the fancy swordswoman over there. Put your cheerleader dress on.
>>5655587
Don't mess this up, Saber.
I'm new, and what is this.
>>5655570
Well I've heard people can black out and when they come to they have done something crazy.
>>5655583
Bingo! But is there a reason for poking at me like that?
>>5655587
Oh boy, this.. This.. This one!
Anybody have the HG fag location map?
>>5655602
Nope!
>keeps poking you
>>5655560
>>5655549
>>5655540
I am not in the slightest.
>>5655599
>put a character as an entry whenever a game comes up along with their name, and watch them fight to the death in an rng simulator. People like to roleplay as their characters but thats completely optional.
>>5655587
>>5655597
>>5655587
If that's the swordwoman you're talking about, I think she just gave away her weapon to someone else, and I'm a man.. I don't have anything like that with me.
IT'S
>>5655624
Congratulations Go, you are the new winner of the Express Games!
>>5655636
TIME
>>5655636
THE
>>5655602
Blacking out and going crazy? I know how that feels.. kinda. Yeah, I bet that's what happened back there. That must be it.
>>5655624
And she lost.
Thank you for hosting.
>>5655642
And thanks for playing!
>>5655636
time to sleep in deep thought.
>>5655649
Thank you for hosting.
>>5655642
Congratulations!
>>5655642
Congratulations!
>>5655649
Thanks for hosting!
BEEN A WHILE SINCE I'VE BEEN HERE. WHAT'S HAPPENING, FELLAS?
>>5655642
Thank ye kindly for hostin, and congratulations to our winnah
>>5655642
Congrats!!
>>5655649
Thank you for hosting for us.
>>5655649
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>5655620
... Are you having fun?
>>5655624
But I don't need insulin..
>>5655642
Congratulations Go!
Thank you for hosting again Mokou!
>>5655648
You don't seem like a guy who'd do something like that intentionally!
>tfw a youtuber you like turns into a shill
>>5655657
I'd sleep with you
>>5655686
Yes!
>starts playing with your hair
What does a robot need hair for?
>>5655668
Nothing much. It's pretty much, the same-old, same-old around here.
>>5655712
I don't know you.
>>5655624
>>5655649
Oh look, she messed up. This is what I get from expecting something from all of you.
>>5655626
I know you are one, have you heard about jokes? Yeah even people like me can make them.
>>5655726
THERE'S BEAUTY IN SIMPLICITY, MY FRIEND.
YOU JUST GOTTA LOOK FOR IT.
>>5655730
no you just forgot
>>5655686
Not looking like a guy who could go insane and hurt others is a good thing, I guess. But looks can easily trick you.. I'm not saying that because I'm insane!
>>5655750
Then I hope you're someone I don't want to remember.
>>5655745
Oh, I know. I'm glad nothing really dramatic happens around here. I can just relax and focus on my training when a match starts.
>>5655743
A joke? I see, that's a nice one. But I know way too many people who would seriously ask for even worse things, so it's hard to decide if you're joking or not..
>>5655764
No one would want that, but someone has to
>>5655780
I'm not that someone.
>>5655775
IF YOU DON'T LIKE DRAMA, THEN YOU'D ABSOLUTELY HATE ERP. NEXTDOOR, IT'S JUST A CONSTANT SHITSTORM.
MAKES IT HARD TO FOCUS.
>>5655717
For unyielding style of course, plus it makes me look human.
>>5655758
I suppose I should know that more than most considering, but I just don't get that kind of feeling from you.
>>5655791
you sure? maybe you want to remember? don't you want to know everything?
>>5655796
I thought that place was all about... Uh, "adult fun". What's going on?
>>5655801
Whats the big deal about looking like a human?
>Pinches your nose
You don't need this!
>>5655806
If you were worth going to bed with, you would've found the correct way to have done it by now.
>>5655833
H-hey! I like the way I look though, it's important besides, It helps with work.
>>5655779
C'mon boy, no matter how fun it might be I'm not going to force a male to dress like a girl, you lack the attributes for crossdressing so, don't worry.
i feel empowered when theres a dick in my ass
>>5655801
I got it, I got it. No need to tell me again, but I almost forgot about something.
>He reaches out with one of his hands, ready for a handshake
My name is Makoto Naegi, and I'm a member of the Future Foundation's 14th Division. It's nice to meet you.
>>5655868
but do you want to remember?
>>5655877
>pulls your ear
What kind of work?
>>5655894
Sure.
>>5655902
>she still sees nothing in front of her
>>5655878
I'm not sure if that's a compliment or a complaint. But it sounds more like a complaint from your mouth, Miss.
>>5655892
Oh, it seems I forgot as well!
>Kaito grabs onto the young man's hand and gives a firm handshake.
Nice to meet you Makoto! I'm Kaito of Crypton Future Media I suppose.
>>5655900
>His head tilts to the side where his ear is pulled.
I'm a musician! So it puts people at ease with the way I look.
>>5655952
>>5655878
I-I'm not going to dress like a girl!
>>5655947
That's silly! People care about how you sound,not your looks!
>pokes your eye
>>5655820
>>5655952
>>5655979
>Inspects closely.
...If we cut down the ahoge, maybe.
>>5655929
It shouldn't sound like that, I did say I wouldn't put girl clothing on you, Naegi. I have an entire wardrobe saved for the right person and that person isn't you.
>>5655994
>He blinks after the poke.
It just helps, and you'll hurt someone if you poke their eyes like that.
>>5656012
Forget it! There's absolutely no way I'm doing that!
Ha... haha...
>>5656048
Really? But I already had the scissors and all. Sit down, the doctor is in.
>>5656029
But robots don't need eyes,nor do they feel pain!
>pinches your arm
>>5656063
Go do that in private.
Testing.
>>5656111
>>5656066
No way, I-I need this! This girl I like says this makes me look distinguished!
>wondering if i should ava a really obscure character
>nobody would be able to rp with me
>>5656063
Hahaha?
>>5656083
Well.. Actually seeing helps in general, so it would be strange not to have eyes.
Major Ocelot
>>5656124
So if you happen to lose it in combat then your girlfriend would dump you? That's sad.
>Here comes the scissor train chaka chaka chaka
Stay still.
>>5656129
How the fuck being obscure has anything to do with being RPable
>>5656129
What the hell does your source have to do with who can RP with you?
>>5656162
He probably thinks about the lack of source material.
>>5656146
You're... Kinda late...
>>5656156
No, that's not what I'm saying at all, I know she loves me no matter what, I just want to look my best for her. And put those scissors down!
>He backs away
>>5656136
Whatever you say! I'll be back later to poke you some more!
auf wiedersehen!
>>5656187
I'm just opening the door for another game, if we all enter again she will host again. 100% verified
>>5656206
zentai one hundred porcento
I SUMMON ____________________________________________________________________________________________________.
>>5656200
imposter
and appreciate the hg canon
>>5656227
my will to host.
>>5656227
My will to live and do good things I lost circa 2010
>>5656206
Is that really how it works?
>>5656227
Some food. I'm hungry.
>>5656189
That doesn't seem like something I should look forward to.. But have a good day, farewell.
>>5656223
I'm sorry could you repeat?
>>5656200
Thanks, I will not disappoint you
>>5656251
Yes, but you lazy guys don't want to play so what's the point...
>>5656223
TOKUZENTAI
>>5656241
>>5656122