[tf2g] I built that.

first for cock suckers (the steam group)

dotsy isn't cute

sops is cute

um

i want to suck the cocks of all the cock suckers (tsg)

um

test btw

sometimes i wish i was a neet

i like my tf2gfu!

shut the fuck up!

:x

do not shut the fuck up!

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its almost as if we had been playing together or something

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>local wolf girl

what haha what am i doing there

you are not her

darn

protect pals

just fuck me

i will try

DONT

why not

do you hate the idea of protecting your pals

yes
you should be strong enough to protect yourself
this isnt a harsh world anymore

all around me are ______ faces

dont make me gay

that was cute and then sad then kinda dumb cause it was trying too hard and then a little funny

i wish i was bullied and someone protected me

i miss star and jerma

i bet they're secretly gay for each other

>secretly

I need to drill two holes in my ceiling but I don't have a heavy duty drill.

what do you need to do that for
what abou t the upstairs neighbours

nobody make a joke about drilling holes

can you drill two holes in me

i hate the new captcha
what happened to house numbers

i hate the new you

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>>5656525

I need those two holes so I can hang a hammock inside of my room.

i feel like its too late to live

Say that when you are 60 and can't walk without your joints aching

hah
i wont make it that far

Why not

ill probably end up killing myself somewhere along the way

Are you suicidal?

i dont want to be suicidal

anime is the devil's cartoon

dotsy isn't cute

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^^
how come

dotsy isn't cute is a phrase said by someone who loves dotsy so they can keep everyone away from their waifu

i want my cock sucked by all the cock suckers (the steam group)

thats like 5 people
arent you being unreasonable here

If the cock is good enough maybe the person deserves 5 others to please them

please me

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is it strange that i want to suck a dick but i hate dudes
i mean dicks just look so nice and suckable, but the fact that a guy is attached to the dick repulses me
i dont understand myself

haha

dotsy it's okay we all have our dirty kinks

im glad

gay

leave hunam alone you dirty chaser

>>5668475
that was not me

>>5671544
this isnt me
>>5668424
this is me

>>5671560
post ur friends list

didnt think so bitch boi

that wasn't me

>>5671590
that wasn't me
>>5671560
>>5671544
>>5671312
>>5669243
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>>5651084
that was me

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post these

oh

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sure

where am i

>>5671656
>his only friends are a tranny, a bot and his internet bf
lol

>>5671789
who's in senpai

shit i completely forgot about the f*m filter
thats weird

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people i know irl

>>5671921
:x

hunam is cute

open i dont know
where am i :r

open all of them

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these are people i literally dont know

do you know me

OPEN

A L L
L
L

O F
F

T H E M
H
E
M

^^most likely
i know lots about tf2g and tf2gs

^ no wtf

doitdoitdoitnow

do me now

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updated (tm)

what does lobos mean

wolf

*wof*

does lobodillos mean wolfodillos

*plays dead*

kinda
crocodillo means what you think it means

how did you know what i think :o

guessing
:B

wow :j

i want die

hi sops

how did you know who i was :w

^
see

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

w o w
u r ver knowladgeable

ty i try

shut the f*ck up, tripf*gs

wh
what
im not a tripf+g
why would you think that

you shut the fuck up, retard

can girls be fags

yes!

is it bad to like a song if you dont understand the language

me.jpg (pissed looking kagami from lucky star)

>turn on windows 10 laptop
>starts installing updates

the last time it let me use it it was slow as b*lls because it decided it should do a virus scan and download some updates while i was trying to do something

oh

i forgot to take my m*ds today

>using windows 10

i touch the laptop like twice a year

i'm using it now to back up files because windows 7 on my main pc is a bit buggy and i'm hoping 8.1 won't be

sops who do you main in don't starve

main me

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Everybody going to this cocaine castle
You'll probably see your reverend at this cocaine castle
Pimps and prostitutes at this cocaine castle
Doctors in their suits at this cocaine castle
Babies in they pampers at this cocaine castle
Crying with they grandma at this cocaine castle
Momma doing drugs at this cocaine castle
Tryin' to get some buzz at this cocaine castle
Another day in the crack house
Where demons be talking to fiends
Couple hits and a blackout
Needles be stuck all in their veins
Sing a song that be stuck all in your brain
That shit so potent, it have you doing devilish things
Take a walk through the dark side
Where a nigga don't see no light
One hit is all I need, that nigga gon' take your life
What about yo wife? What about yo kids?
What about yo crib? What about yo moms?
What about her tears? What about that shit?
What about your uncle? He died last year
From the same thing, you kissed that glass
To hide your fears
Bring nothing to your life
You die you die, basing your life upon the hope
That you gon' get the same high
Everybody going to this cocaine castle
You'll probably see your reverend at this cocaine castle
Pimps and prostitutes at this cocaine castle
Doctors in their suits at this cocaine castle
Babies in they pampers at this cocaine castle
Crying with they grandma at this cocaine castle
Momma doing drugs at this cocaine castle
Tryin' to get some buzz at this cocaine castle
I remember when I was...when i was lit the fuck up
I was...I just...I just remember that day

Every second i refresh the page hoping that will be delet

but thats wrong

^

^^^ i meant that as in ^^^^

literally kms irl not jking its for real

see you in gensokyo

film it
also id?

>>5676401
>not liking asap ferg

that crappy paste has a name wow

>using the word crappy
>not appreciating music
how is it being twelve?

what paste
what are you talking about
elaborate IMMEDIATELY

>5677424
no one cares

>how is it being twelve?
you wouldn't know... because you are still 11 years old lmao

how is it being 18

do you really just turn into a grown up like in the sims

that was a shitty comeback

i am not him

acne gets worse
and you have to shave too

also people make fun of you more with the argument of "omigosh youre EIGHTEEN?"

and college/uni isnt fun

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I main Wilson.

you are not her

sops mains dicks

did you KNOW:

you could kill yourself right now and let all the suffering end

i'm not suffering

oh

you are right

i want to make my tf2gfu opposite of suffer

sops is stuffing
dicks

i want a couple cute tf2gs to stuff my asshole and mouth with their cocks

>>5676223
Listened to this song alot on pandora when it first came out and i never cared for it until I saw this post

Never liked ferg really at all when I was younger and still dont really care for him but his music is easier to enjoy

did xhe just reply

>>5680102
autist

xhes bullying you

how can i apply for the stuffing

post your butt and preference of cocks

>///<

do it :3

( . Y . )
boobes

dotsy is fucking autistic

bobs :DDD

@5683013
too scared to post it in the main thread?

dotsy is fucking cuteastic

>>5683461
>>5683519
t. dotsy

dotsy's ass is so cute

wtf you have never even seen my ass wtf haha i never posted it anywhere haha

>>5683649
not me

oh right haha
idk if dotys's ass is so cute haha

>>5683649
me

(Voice) Dotsy: No!

show it to us you slut

I never said anything about an ass, just that I wasn't >>5683649

*uses your ass as a pillow*
good night

>>5684441
cute c:

I wonder if my favorite person still likes me

Probably not. Who is it?

I don't want to say :s

are you retarded

Yes
Just give me a list of everyone in the world paired with who they like

killer cock

tfw goes to sleep when I wake up

;-;

tfw tf2gfu goes*

my head hurts

open ??? and alts

is speaking english fun

i never did it in english class when i still went to school

i like doing it when no one else is home

why did you drop out of school

i dont want to say

dont you speak english with your tf2gfu

>you will never be in the same class as hunam and protect her from the bullies

what's your accent like

terrible and embarrassing

add me on steam lads :3

how

uh by adding me on steam?!?

where's your steam

DasEggie

im trash so dont bully me

which katawa shoujo is your favourite

i really liked rin

im an epic failure

no u are not!
you just gotta belive in yourself!

>u

dotsy is a lazy boy who can't type two extra letters

>dotsy
no im eggie!

yeah okay dotsy we believe you~

*winks*

no im eggie!
i wanna join your guys trash club

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/tf2g/ is a sequel to /tfg/

s-so?
i still want to join the trash party!

i had a dream about human and 26dollar and kiripiikr and dotsy and sops and all the other tf2gs

it was pretty weird

what happened
who won

sea men

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well

okay so there was a contest in hell for the position of lord of hell and we all entered it and there were some pretty weird minigames like turning into a treeant and then running around and collecting as much points as possible
after that there was this secret grove and we had to defeat some pretty big manticores using wands that were lying around and when we qalked into the cave enterance we saw the lord of hell himself
we almost killed him but it was an illusion and he captured everyone and tied everyone up and made a table out of them
i specifically remember kiriikp having his face stuck in human's butt and human was making hot noises and saying something l-lewd
also 26dollar was moaning somewhere inbetween
after everyone got captured i had to fight off some imps while jumping in a forest
i dont remember the rest of the dream

so yeah

strange dream

it is unknown whether sops' butt is cute or not since he never posted it anywhere

it is known that dotsy's butt is cute since he posted it all over the internet

>>5689907
>>5689953
wasnt me

"[thing]
that wasnt me" -dotsy
"im not dotsy" -dotsy
"dotsy is cute!" -dotsy

i was sleeping

did you have a nice dream

i don't remember what i dreamed about

i dreamt i was a butterfly

i dreamt i was chasing butterflies

fucking chaser

***** me*

i love ,e,es

nazi

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do my wooden boxes look terrible

i want to put the arms dealer in bottom right but i don't have him yet

shut the fuck up

id provide you some wood for your box

um

*ums*

isnt there a terraria general for you to shitpost in

i hate being a guest
theres literally nothing to do
grown ups are walking around and talking about their favorite appliances or vacation spots or whatever
why are they always so bland

im a quest
do me

>grown ups
youre a grownup too
accept it

They are still 17 and under

i am 18
the age gap is too big for me to be interested in whatever they like

^^^^*does you*
what did i find

tfw a cute tf2g i like showed me their butt

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>2:18 AM - (i dont want to say): cereal in a bowl feels too much like breakfast
>2:18 AM - (i dont want to say): so when i eat cereal for dinner
>2:18 AM - (i dont want to say): i put it on a plate
cute

^^ obviously 26dollar or kiriikp

the gif is kiriikp and me

can i see sops but please

im too shy to talk to my tf2gfu

do it fgt

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at least they have a cute fluffy cat

im in love with a 26dollar

lets fuck 26dollar

>///<

Imagine 26 dollar's average sized penis penetrating your vagina an average depth and thrusting in and out for a moderately above average duration of time before shooting a slightly below average amount of semen into your ovaries

i want to try kissing first

i want to try hand h*lding first

i wish i could hold h*nds with a girl irl (in real life)

i wish i could h*ld hands with a gun irl (die)

o

i have a gun

do you want it

try h*lding hands with me before you off yourself idiot

he cant h*ld hands with you if you are not near each other idiot

(yeah but hes not even trying to be near anybody so he gives up and kills himself before having tried)*

*projection

idiots

but its haaarrrrdddd

i want an idiot to h*ld my h*nd in my life

no

post butts instead

tfw u let out a huge burp

feels good man

>feel something exiting my anus
>try to fart it out
>it isnt coming out
>scared to keep going in case it isnt a fart

help im scared

this sounds serious
post a picture

its cool
it was a shit

dotsy is cute when he's mad

shut up wtf

>>5702521
not me

*ejaculates*

i removed someone on steam a few minutes ago for like the 5th time now

i hope they don't readd me again

fuck off dotsy you dont deserve friends

>>5702324
>>5703411
why do people namedrop me so much in this general

youre not me

>>5703411
i appreciate my friends

dotsy more like buttsy

why is dotsy so autistic and elusive

how is he elusive

dotsy has his reasons for being like he is
just like everyone else
he is more spicy than others
but that's not a bad thing
i like eating spicy food

then you will love eating his *ss

>ess
>iss
>oss
>uss

what did *he mean by this

>how is he elusive
he refuses to tell people personal information about himself

his b*tt
you dum dum

>batt
>bett
>bitt
>bott

what did *he mean by this

____

can i post tf2g jerk off vids

Depends on whose

_____ ____ ____

_____ __ ____. ________!

_____ __ ____

Help me i think i know what these say but i don't know for sure

____ ___ ____ __, _____.

do you want the vids or not

__

i just watched 10 episodes of naruto and i do not regret it

post tf2g trivia
ill start sops can suck his own penis

What a disgusting mental image.

hello dotsy

It is I, Dotsy.

tfw ur tf2gfu makes u feel good

*wags tail*

shut the fuck up

:x

*perks up ears*

im in bed and it's comfy

be in my bed

*is in your bed*
*clings close to you for warmth*
i-im c-c-c-cold

*hugs you tightly*
it will be alright
*kisses your cheek*

thanks but can you do it to me in real life

Where do you live

here

hey i also live here

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i was gonna post something but then i got this captcha and whatever i was gonna post is probably less interesting than the captcha anyways

im more interested in what you had to say

it was about posting my butt here but thats obviously not interesting

but i would like to see your butt

too bad

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why did he change his profile picture

fuck off sops

shes sleeping

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>person shows me their butt and are all frisky with me
>less than a day later they're personally attacking and criticizing me over a pub we lost in 2 days ago

try make up sex

i don't think either of us wants that

>links me a pub star video and tells me to watch some of it and that its good advice
>explain why it's not good advice for non pub games
>he gets mad and calls me dumb for not understanding him
>he says im a jerk and that i am mad and that he isn't mad
>ask him to tell me how im a jerk
>changes the subject and then eventually says he's done talking because i'm "being mean"

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>internet relationships
>based on tf2 of all things

we aren't in a relationship lol

why care about it anyways then

because he has been trying to talk to me and get me to play with him constantly so i don't get why he's acting up

ignore him
make him beg for you

compliment his butt again

im muslim

ewwwwww

new thread?

stupid monkey

i want a tf2g friend that is straight but gets gay when he gets drunk

that would be hot

wtf he would just stop being your friend if you get him drunk and fuck him
whats wrong with you