HG
Wrooooom
>>5636424
I don't think I will ever get into a situation where I would need your help.
>>5636424
the one last night?
>>5636443
You can't be so sure of that. People won't leave their hands off of a "cute" blond girl who left her weapons at home.
>>5636455
C-Come again?
>>5636466
But I have all my weapons with me. I even brought an extra knife for today. It would be foolish of me to come to a place filled with your kind without any.
>>5636466
Yo, Subaru, terribly sorry to intrude on your stuff, but can I talk to you real quick? I need some advice.
...Oh, and good morning, everyone! How's life been?
Big news, everyone!
Headmaster Monokuma
Declares, that 23 studens can be accepted in the Academy of Hope
>>5636466
doing l-lewd things to women
Vasily Dark
>>5636511
>>5636511
Bigby Wolf
>>5636511
Kiyohime
>>5636511
Christie Sarah Tsukiko
>>5636511
Ikusaba
>>5636511
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>5636511
Butters
>>5636511
IS-chan
>>5636511
Eggman-kun
>>5636511
The Star-Spangled Hero
>>5636511
Koichi Kizakura
>>5636511
Corvo Attano
>>5636511
Shinobu
>>5636511
Sanae Kochiya
>>5636511
Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu
>>5636511
Natsuki Subaru
>>5636432
Unnecessary.All it takes is one person to vanquish...you. Go bother her unless you really want to perish, pickpocket. I have more important matters to tend to.
>>5636446
>Slim to none
>>5636511
Russian-Speaking ISIS Fighter with strong iman
>>5636511
just woke up...GILGAMESH
>>5636511
Jazz Jackrabbit
>>5636511
Hajime Hinata
I-It's one way to live my dream...
>>5636511
Saber
>>5636511
Aizawa-Sensei
>>5636511
Ms. Baker
>>5636511
Maki Nishikino
>>5636511
Tamamo no Mae
>>5636511
Lee Yong Jin
>>5636511
THE CRIMSON DEMON
>>5636494
You know weapons aren't allowed here, right? You should just drop them right now.
>>5636503
Sure! What do you need help with?
>>5636514
I-I don't understand...
>>5636511
Kim Jong Un
>>5636559
>>5636564
Teachers are supposed to arrive in time for class...y-you know..?
>Throws up on both of you
>>5636593
Change name to Hoshi.
>>5636511
May Greenfield
>>5636592
No.
>>5636592
...It's about Rika. I woke up extra early to make sure that we wouldn't cross paths when I came here, as mean as I sound. Should I explain it to you, or should I link the conversation to save time?
>>5636511
Furry porn
>>5636598
>looks at the throw up and gets back in his sleeping bag
I was here the whole time. I only woke up when I heard commotion.
Checks&Swaps?
>>5636624
You're going to get into trouble with the law enforcements.
>>5636626
A quick explanation would be better. She might pop up now that you called out her name, so be quick.
>>5636638
>tartarus 2nd floor
Have fun, guys.
>>5636638
Hey, Fuyuhiko! Good luck out there, yeah? Bring her back a good story or two.
>>5636638
>>5636539
Give my spot to next in line killer bear thing that sent my best friend into space...I don't feel good for some reason...
>>5636638
Proceed.
>>5636638
Looks wonderful, I hope you all have a safe fun ride.
>>5636638
Fools! You face the mightiest swordsman in all of [Insert Location Here]! You face ME! GILGAMESH!
>>5636598
>Ms. Baker looks down at her ruined clothing, covered in vomit. She then looks back up at the man smelling of alcohol.
...do you want me to call an ambulance for you?
>>5636638
>>5636564
Give my spot to her. She looks more prepared for this than I do...not with this throw up on me.
>>5636665
There's no law enforcement here. If we had anything like that, they wouldn't let half naked people run around.
>>5636638
Let's go.
>>5636676
kys KK
>LF
>>5636677
>kissu
Shaft makes girls with glasses so cuuute
>>5636702
>kissu
stop fagging my waifus
>>5636638
Let's get going!
>>5636708
kys yukine
>>5636665
Shit, you're right! Long story short, in the games, I stabbed her in the back, and because it was set in Gensokyo, she got all dramatic about it and now I'm afraid she'll blab it off to everyone else here and make me out to be a heartless prick. I really should just link the conversation, hold on...
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/5631634/#5632485
>>5636708
>>5636696
I'm not in any better condition than you.
>Ms. Baker holds her binder over her blouse.
But thank you. I'll do my best, Mr....
>>5636676
I don't understand. Please, show me whom I must place on your slot
>>5636688
>swordsman
>holding a naginata
>>5636636
>>5636689
>>5636704
D-Don't worry, I'm alright...I just have to move...
>Kizakura takes a step and slips on his own vomit, landing face first in a sofa and passing out
ZZZzzz...
>>5636735
>>5636566
Give it to them.
>>5636741
This gave me a boner
>>5636688
Nice naginata.
>>5636697
It's hot in here, so it's understandable.
However, a school girl with weapons of mass destruction is NOT allowed. You'll have to put them some where else.
>>5636724
Aha, you're worried over noting! Rika-tan isn't that emotionally unstable! Act casual and you'll get off the hook!
>>5636741
PERHAPS I SHOULD USE THIS FORM INSTEAD...tsk, smart aleck.
>>5636713
Please don't touch me.
>>5636696
Sorry, are you Corvo?
>>5636688
You look a little too goofy to be a swordsman...
>>5636766
You want me to repeat myself?
...
No.
>>5636733
Aizawa-Sensei. I teacher heroics. There's nothing wrong with having another teacher sub in for a game or two.
>>5636753
>Aizawa lays down on the ground in his comfy sleeping bag and passes out
ZZZZZzzzz....
>post yfw niggers don't know how to link swaps correctly and they confuse the host
>>5636728
>HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME!?
>>5636761
I KNOW I MESSED UP BIG TIME, ALRIGHT! BUT YOU GET A LITTLE TIRED AFTER VENTURING THROUGH A VOID!
>>5636766
Hm. I think you're right, but she said she hated me; and it sounded genuine. I don't know what she's so fired up about; these won't be the last games hosted, and she blows up at me for killing her when countless others have done the same? It sounds like she just hates me, dude.
>>5636782
That's Aizawa. Number 24 in your game.
>>5636782
I'm Fumi.
>>5636807
Enjoy the flight anon.
>>5636834
Holy shit, he looks like an ugly Seth Rollins.
>>5636786
GOOFY!? I'LL SHOW YOU GOOFY, JUST YOU WAIT BOY!
>>5636834
>>5636848
My name is Ayumu.
>>5636803
Oldfags can't do anything right.
>>5636802
Oh, another teacher?
I'm excited to hear that!
Well, I need you to do one thing for me.
>Ms. Baker points at the drunk (>>5636753) on the couch.
Please make sure he doesn't choke on his own vomit.
>>5636787
Hey, it's your funeral. Don't say I never tried to help you out.
>>5636826
I'm not too sure what to do here. She hates me, so I've just dealt with it. I think the best thing you can do is talk to her like nothing happened. She'll stop being grumpy sooner than later. If not then ask her why it's such a big deal.
Sorry for the delay. I am little unfamiliar with you, guys, so I don't think I'll be able to swap correctly, unless you point on the slot
So, are we done with swaps?
>>5636868
>cuddle
>kissu
Teachers drool, we role.
>>5636864
As you wish Pretty Boy
>>5636894
>>5636857
...
>>5636878
He's a teacher, not a student. He's old enough to know how to not get himself into these kinds of situations.
>>5636891
Yeah, it still looks fine to me.
>>5636901
>ywn be called pretty boy
>>5636780
The sword you wield is strange. The angle of the edge makes cutting nearly impossible, and the weight being stack toward the end of the blade greatly hinders your ability to even move it. You would not last long in a match against someone holding a true blade.
>>5636888
If I die, I won't have a chance to say anything about it to you.
>>5636891
Ready.
>>5636858
Gloves? All of those garments covering your entire body? They seem like a major problem... I don't see how you could possibly perform well as a swordsman if you dress like that...
>>5636891
Yeah, this is fine... Better not be a plan of yours, Monokuma...
>>5636888
...Well, you have a fair point there, now that I think about it. I just hope she doesn't make me out to be a dick - Because I'm not one! I was just tired that night, that's all. What do you think?
>>5636891
Niiiiiiiiiice. Go ahead, bro!
>>5636901
A-am I really...? Wait a minute that's how you call your victims?!
>>5636911
I want to dress you up in a cute little maid outfit.
>>5636891
Alright! Enough with the blabber and pick up the battle platter, because it's morphing time!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CMTXyExkeI
So, everyone, let's start our student life in the Academy!
I am not the commie, Hajime! Is every russian is commie for you?
>>5636945
You're not a victim of anything yet.
>>5636919
Nor would you want to.
>>5636974
Let's begin.
>>5636985
That doesn't bother me.
>>5636974
C-Commie? What? Where? Where are they, damnit?! Tell me!
>>5636974
>>5636974
Here goes nothing I suppose.
>>5636974
I'd never trust you. I know you're up to *something*, I just need to find out what!
>>5636931
I'll have the chance to gloat and dance around you grave. Is that not something you'd hate to happen?
Do yourself a favor and hand the weapons over Sarah.
>>5636938
I think you may have some deep rooted reasons for killing her. You might want to get yourself some help so it doesn't happen again.
>>5636974
I wish I could get better at running after sprinting so often.
>>5636988
Well thank you young miss. It was very thoughtful!
>>5636995
>>5637029
>kissu
I expected this from Butters
Fuyuhiko is missing!
Is there somewhere the 24th student?
>>5637029
>kissu
>>5636920
Hey, what's the big idea!? You tryin' to say that my weapons are nothing but mere novelty items, I'll have you know...boy, girl, WHATEVER YOU ARE! I MEAN BUSINESS! BUSINESS IN BATTLE!
>>5636936
THESE GARMENTS ARE SUITED JUST FINE FOR BATTLE, THERE ARE SUBTLE DIFFERENCES TO WHAT I WEAR THOUGH...it varies from time-to-time.
>>5637020
Which is why I have you to help me with it, I guess. I don't know why, but I just feel uneasy around her nowadays and I'm not exactly sure why that is. It unnerves me a little, dude, and I'm sure you agree.
>>5637053
Blergh.
>>5637020
I don't think you could approach my grave, because it would probably be located around my family's mansion, and my weapons would be even more dangerous in your hand.
>>5637053
I'm sure I will find a way to use this. Maybe trade it for information?
>>5637053
Why're you even arguing this with me? You don't know about my dog. He's a hungry bugger! I can't help that I don't have any money to feed him.
>>5637048
>>5637059
H-Hachiman?
>>5637028
There really wasn't much thought put into it really.
>>5637053
Well clearly they have no taste in talent then.
>>5637089
Nope.
>kissu
>>5637061
We shall see in the arena if your words bear any truth.
>>5637053
Seriously, not cool... You could really hurt somebody throwing those words around like that...
>>5637061
They're really not! You have far too much on, which'll weigh you down and hinder your movement... In addition, it's almost impossible to blend in in something as ridiculous as that... And that's not even mentioning the grip problems you'll have wearing gloves like that...
>>5637053
Fear the might of Prof- wait... I mean, Sorry.
America is the perv!
Butters shouldn't belong to this place
Students are hanging out with Headmaster
>>5637100
No, no, you're a really humble person! Hopefully humble enough to let me sleep soon but you're still humble.
>>5637130
Do I have to?
>>5637130
>>5637130
DURUFU~! I have no idea where I even got these from, but I don't know how I should give 'em back, so...
>>5637074
I can't really put myself in your shoes, but I'll try to help you out.
>he gives America an earpiece
Wear this, and when she comes around I'll walk you through it with this thing right here.
>>5637076
Y-Your family's mansion...?
You never told me you have money, Sarah-tan.
>>5637130
Why did you guys invite the headmaster? It's like you don't want to have any fun.
>>5637130
Absolutely vile.
>>5637142
Sleep? You want a bedtime story or something?
>>5637102
I think I'll just leave...
>>5637130
This brings back bad memories... Those poor council students...
I like your adventures, Butters
America is full of weebs
Gilgamesh is an Ultimate Rapper now
>>5636401
HEY LESLIE
>>5637182
Look, it's all her fault. I didn't want to fight, but she forced my hand. You can let me come back now.
>>5637168
It's not a piece of information that one would share with their meat shield.
>>5637182
Okay, so you're no swordsman...but you sure are good with words! I...even feel kind of hurt...
>>5637182
Ow....ow......why would you kick me there...
>>5637174
If you wouldn't be bothered...I was mostly saying I'll be leaving shortly.
>>5637182
Alright Wolfy let's get to work.
>>5637182
She will pay for this...one way or another.
>>5637176
Don't go.
>>5637168
...An earpiece? Clever, dude. Do you think I'll do well enough to calm her down, or will I mess up horribly when I begin to talk to her? I mean, she calls me an idiot, but at least I'm not as childish as her.
>>5637182
Except my life IS an anime! Axis Powers: Hetalia, bitches!
>>5637218
>>5637182
I didn't do anything, you're just trying to frame me
Hajime's life is full of decadence
Kiyohime, I don't get it!
Subaru, are you impressed?
>>5637221
You will just have to drift into dreamland without one this time.
>>5637232
I am?
>>5637237
you are?!
>>5637237
Uhhh... Jokes tend to have some sort of punchline
>>5637237
As if anyone is going to tell me where I can or can't go.
>>5637211
>>5637182
Cheer up, child! It's nothing but lyrical banter!
>>5637255
I was just minding my own business and you fell to the ground
>>5637237
Thanks for hosting in advance, Russian brother.
>>5637238
Alright, thanks for the chat, see ya.
>>5637237
That was an experience... Pretty boring, though. N-No offense.
>>5637263
You really didn't need to take a dig at the average thing...
>>5637270
so you kicked me... down there... for no reason?
>>5637237
A rabbit... Beat me at a rap battle. What the fu--
>>5637296
I didn't kick you, you're just imagining things
Thank you Subaru, I don't like students without proper sense of humour
Guys with the long names are rapping. America regained his honour!
Hajime, what are you think you doing?
>>5637310
but you kicked me, even the host say it...
>>5637316
Oh boy...
Host can I go to the bathroom?
>>5637209
Oh, now I'm your meat shield again? Honestly Sarah, I don't know what to think.
>>5637229
What you're going to need to do is read a dictionary and remember all kinds of fancy words so you can sound sophisticated when you apologize to her. Please understand it might take awhile to calm her down, since girls can hold grudges for a very, very, very, very, very long time.
>>5637237
No, I am not. I could do that but ten times better.
>>5637281
Farewell.
>>5637316
I'm not sure they are the ones to take such advise from.
>>5637316
Let's have lunch some time.
>>5637327
no no no, why would I do something that horrible?
I'm not a monster
>>5637316
I've always wanted t try some deep fried frogs legs.
>>5637329
Being a meat shield is nothing special. I could get a new one in no time. Not like I need one anymore.
>>5637316
WAIT NO... ANYTHING BUT THE RIFT, THIS PLACE IS TAILORED TO MY SATISFACTION! PLEASE....ANYTHING BUT THE RIIII--
>A worm-hole lapses out of no where, sucking Gilgamesh in.
What a weirdo you are, Hajime
I appreciate that, Tamamo
Butters is now on the top of the school
hierarchy
Subaru, I thought you already know that
>>5637339
Oh I get it, you're lying so you don't get grounded... I won't tell, I swear, just don't kick me down there again.
>>5637316
>>5637333
Nono, trust me on this... I have a knack for this sort of thing. If you want to enhance your cute factor, you'll want to make your cheeks more rosy...
>>5637316
KNEES WEAK, ARMS ARE HEAVY, PALMS ARE SWEATY, THERE'S VOMIT ON HIS SWEATER ALREADY
>>5637329
You're telling me. I'm losing more hope by talking to her than I am by talking to Elly and Kurumi; at least I can make progress with them. In a nutshell, get a thesaurus, sound fancy as shit, and you'll get Rika to calm down. Is that what you're saying? I like it, Subaru!
>>5637356
Oh, crap! Was that always there?
>>5637346
No you couldn't! Nobody here can do what I do, and more importantly nobody would want to deal with your abuse!
>>5637356
I-I don't know what you mean. This is the first time I've ever heard of this "porn",
>>5637356
I-It's the uniform, okay?! It...sort of reminds me of Ibuki's. Sailor uniforms are popular for a reason, you know...? I can't help it!
>>5637356
Now where did that creature go...
>>5637367
awful advice, I'll look like a tomato
>>5637356
Hello everyone, do you want to see an amazing trick?
A-anyone?
>>5637357
Fine... I'll be honest, my leg just slipped
W-well, Hajime, do you think it's a good idea?
Monokuma now have friends, can you believe that?
Butters is now using his experience to create a fashion club
>>5637397
If you chuck it on like an idiot, yeah... Do you need me to do it for you? I know what I'm doing, promise.
>>5637414
Purely for use as a disinfectant...I-I'm serious...
>>5637414
...You know, dude, you kinda remind me of someone...
>>5637356
I am?
>>5637399
oh so it was an accident, well then I forgive you.
>>5637414
We should all wear pink.
>>5637414
We should atleast find a way out
>>5637414
Just wait until I find out who threw it.
>>5637434
Absolutely not. Who knows what weird tricks you have up your sleeves.
Sanae is popular!
Studens are watching some of the ISIS videos
Headmaster is tired of this shit. Who is interrupting the school life?
Hajime, you overdoing that
>>5637370
I could help by letting her kill me ONCE. Maybe she'll let some steam out if she's able to get physical.
>>5637414
I sure hope these people like Kentucky butter cake.
>>5637468
b-boo!
>>5637414
>He plops out of the rift.
OOOF...ugh, where did my tetsubo go?
>>5637460
Fine... I'll take my expertise somewhere it'll be appreciated. Your loss.
>>5637468
Gross! This plan to give her a makeover really isn't going as well as I'd hoped... Urgh.
>>5637460
>gives a donut and runs
>>5637468
>>5637490
...I did warn you.
>>5637474
But wouldn't she feel better if she killed me instead? Wait, no, the reason I killed her in the first place was because she stabbed me in the throat that one time... Huh. Anyway, I think she should kill me instead. Or maybe the both of us?
Subaru doesn't love Emilia anymore
Butters is doing science!
Hajime, stop falling into sin!
Monokuma and Corvo are hanging out
Sanae was too popular
>>5637507
Aw hamburgers...
>>5637496
Hm, tribute received and accepted
>>5637507
A good thing he doesn't speak...
>>5637529
g-good...
>>5637507
She puked on them, too... It was my only pair!
>>5637505
That's the one thing you don't do when talking to a girl. Don't justify your actions by pointing out something they did in the past. You're asking for a world of hurt there. The best thing you can do is play everything by ear.
>>5637507
This is some horrible propaganda.
>>5637507
I didn't mean to, I just got really upset
Subaru! You must kill Hajime! Forget about America!
Fujiwara is now in despair. She cannot handle her sin
Monokuma just loves hanging out with students
G-g-ood morning fellas.
>K-kissus the majority of you while leaving a tiny portion of you out (you know who you are and why you got skipped, desu)
>>5637588
>tfw Grimes probably doesn't like me
The star headed self-styled king ruled over nothing but his own madness
>>5637578
I feel like dying now, this should help me feel better, thanks guys
>>5637578
I'm amazed he isn't alerted to our presence yet.
>>5637539
You have my thanks
>>5637552
...Shit, there goes all of my defences there. I dunno, she's done just as many things as I've done, so it'd be fair to point what her faults are as well! Anyway, nod and play along is what you want me to do? I'll do it!
>>5637578
I'm sorry for forgetting you, bro! Don't hurt me!
>>5637588
O-Oh my, dude. But why would you kiss me?
>>5637588
Afternoon Go
>>5637605
>tfw I KNOW Grimes doesn't like me
>>5637578
Hey mister, we are stalking you, just thought you oughta know.
Butters doing science again!
Subaru, that won't work!
Hajime, again?
Gilgamesh fails as the Ultimate Rapper
>>5637620
Maybe...Maybe you tell her the truth? It's an arena, so why wouldn't you kill someone? It's kill or be killed, and she so happened to be on the receiving end. It's human nature to want to survive. Sitting around and letting other's kill us isn't in our nature.
>>5637605
>>5637620
I-i could like you fellas. I just don't know who ya are is all.
>>5637620
Because I have the freedom to do so. Now stay female so I can fuck you as well.
>>5637621
>starts trying to bend you over
>>5637621
I gotta stop waking up in the afternoon. I haven't seen a morning in 3 years.
>>5637641
It did, dammit! I eve have proof!
>>5637641
At least you can say you tried.
>>5637641
Aw gosh darn it....again.
>>5637656
Oh wait, that reply before the bending was a typo. Was trying to bendover America. Ah well. It's not like i'm the first one to try and fuck a whole country
post what youre doing
>>5637608
Hmm...? Who is this one eyed foe warranting attention?
>>5637641
I THOUGHT MY LYRICS WERE FIRE?
>>5637669
Too old!
>>5637578
H-Haha...Wh-why aren't you laughing...? You don't like it? I spend all day coming up with that one!
>>5637588
Why did you...?
>>5637641
I'm telling you two, I know what I'm talking about! Just let me show you what I mean already...
>>5637681
>smoking and drinking some coke and dead lifting 5 miles.
Monokuma cannot hadle loneliness
Fujiwara runs on the road while being drunk
America?.. Hajime, do you sneeze right now?
>>5637656
>Complies
>>5637691
Cuz I know you're a cross dresser, babe. Now take off the boy clothes and be my kawaii waifu.
>>5637714
I-i wasn't trying to bend you over anon. S-stop.
>>5637713
I can't decide if this is good luck or bad luck
>>5637688
>>5637713
Now look what you've gone and done.
>>5637652
Because she was so close to seeing her friend again and apparently me killing her in the arena is bad. Seriously, I don't know what she's on about; it's an ARENA. I guess she has some valid concerns there, but she should calm down, man.
...I must sound like a dick.
>>5637656
B-Bold, but you can pick someone else much better than that, dude! Like that Ms. Baker chick or something!
>>5637390
I don't think so. I can be kind to others if I try. That way I could get them to act as a meat shield, right?
>>5637713
PLEASE GIVE ME ATTENTION! I WANT EVERY ATTENTION! PLEASE GIVE IT TO ME!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>5637616
I don't need any...
Hey! I want that candy!
Hajime, are you in despair already?
Subaru doing cake again
>>5637724
I merely let you guide my positioning. If this pose wasn't the one you intended, you only have yourself to blame.
>>5637745
here, my friend
have a (You)
>>5637681
>>5637749
>oh, I though it meant saved
>>5637713
For some reason, I feel really creeped out... Maybe I'm just being weird...
>>5637724
...What the hell? I'm not w crossdresser...
>>5637749
He was- T-To my pictures... I'm done... Being a despair would be better than dealing with this stuff.
Monokuma and Hajime, looking in each other eyes...
Wow, Baker, how are you alive?\
Subaru?
>>5637738
Not really. Things happen in life, you know? There's a reason for everything, so maybe there was a reason she didn't get to see her friend? Who knows! All I know is I don't blame you for killing her.
>>5637741
I don't think I've seen you act kind to anyone here before. Remember Eruna? God rest her soul. She was abused to death thanks to you.
>>5637749
Actually, it's monkey bread this time.
>>5637758
C-Can I have one more?
>>5637795
>>5637797
Who?
America is dominating in rapping
Eggman, what the hell? This was for me, you idiot! Bring it back!
Hajime is finally living proper life
>>5637797
I mean, all I know is that she forgot Rika, and now she's trying to find her and make her remember her again. I don't blame her for killing me, but it's not like I'm the only one that's killed her before. Man, I just don't know what to say! If she blabs it off to everyone else, I might as well just start writing my will!
>>5637836
BUTTERS? MORE LIKE... MARGARINE.
>>5637781
>Taps your groin
Huh...maybe...I can't tell if it's not there or just really small.
>>5637752
Well get back up. I-i ain't gonna go through with this.
>>5637825
>Kissu
I-i'm here to confess my love for you, desu. I like the way you make that creepy face during a close up shot. It makes my heart skip a beat.
>>5637795
I...I don't feel comfortable with this... It brings back bad memories.
>>5637836
It's a start, for sure. Better than drinking and whatever else...
Oh, nevermind, here he go again!
Subaru, why are you doing this?
The star striped adventurer. Hero to nothing, enemy to everything. He will fall in the fires of his own making, alone, hated, with only despair to take with him to the grave.
>>5637859
>>5637825
>>5637859
Lets see you be nice to this guy.
>>5637865
>>5637836
I call being the main character btw.
>>5637848
I think you're starting to get worried again. I'm sure she won't do it, but if you mention it she will. Keep quiet and act casual is the best advice is what I can give you.
Thats enough, Hajime! I gave you countless of tries to live proper life! Time fof Punishment!
Subaru now in despair
>>5637899
It's a beautiful poem, Anon! I like it! All I gotta say is that you have a real talent there!
>>5637859
H-Hey! What the heck is your problem?! You can't just do that to someone out of nowhere!
>>5637882
And I was doing so well... But I guess I really am weak willed, huh?
>>5637836
>>5637848
Atleast I'm not a four eyes.
no offense.
>>5637882
What's he drinkin like that for?
>>5637929
Awwww.... I knew signing up to be the terrorist was a bad idea.
>>5637882
I-It's all *hic* a-apart of the great A-American *hic* tradition...th-the jazz discharge part *hic* hat...
>>5637914
>>5637921
Was that good enough?
W-what they are trying to do?
Butters is now taking advantage in rapping
>>5637921
...Alright, pretend it never happened, and I'll totally do fine! She'll go back to hating me, but with a more subdued approach to it! You're a good man, Subaru, and I don't know why they think you're not the MC! You're just as much of a hero as I am, dude!
>>5637950
...S-Sniff... At least I'm not short!
>>5637968
Good evenin', Subaru.
>>5637732
That's not my fault. Go back to being tiny and cute.
>>5637929
That wasn't nearly as drawn out or flashy as the other executions... I guess I should count myself lucky I wasn't deep fried or anything...
>>5637914
>>5637968
I don't really think it was. It kind of just made me start tearing u-...u----
>starts sobbing
>>5637932
>A giant, grotesque red eye is staring directly at you, filling you with a feeling of creeping unease
Arrogance is both your strongest force...and your greatest enemies. You feed yourself with decadence as you feed the world with lies.
Feast!
Butters died yound. That is the fate of a true rapper!
>>5637965
I want nicer.
>>5637968
Thanks America. You're the best.
>>5637746
You have it anyways
>>5637984
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>>5638005
>sticks penis in.
>>5637507
>>5637981
If it makes you feel any better she hates me too! I think she has people with good intentions actually.
>>5637996
I heard that intense happines can also make people cry. Maybe it's that?
>>5638037
Perfect.
>hugu little vamp
Monokuma forces Subaru to kill Islamist. For the sake of Emilia!
>>5638012
Sometimes you have to fail a few times to reach success.
>>5638021
I'm not sure if I'm capable of that.
>>5638061
> Monokuma forces Subaru to kill Islamist. For the sake of Emilia!
May Allah accept him
Do you even call this food? Bow to me, cause I won't punish you this time!
Subaru, why are you doing this?
>>5638005
Holy hell, I didn't know Rika's tank was sentient! Anyway, yeah, I do admit that my claims of beimg the hero are a LITTLE bit far-fetched. I mean, despite all my flaws, they make me human in a way, don't they?
>>5638047
Huh, that explains why Makoto left-- Cough, cough. Anyway, she won't hate us in time, Subaru. Give her a couple more years and see what happens from there, amirite?
>>5638098
HRK--
America, violence againist the Headmaster is the violation of the school rules! Somebody, go get him!
So, let's end this game
>>5638149
Congrats and thanks for hosting.
>>5638083
C-can we at least still be friends?
>>5638130
I mean, come on now. I wanted to be Romeo, damnit! The headmaster didn't have a single redeeming quality to him!
>>5638149
Sweeeeet!
Kill America!
>>5638149
Wait, game isn't ended!
>>5638041
>It does nothing, only making you even more mad than you already are
>>5638115
The girl will have her revenge. And it will be sweet for everyone and suffering for you. Three of her allies will pave the way and she will walk on it. The last thing you will see is a smile coated with crimson blood
>>5638159
I only have one friend and I don't need another.
>>5638059
You really are a strange one anon, I must take my leave for now. Farewell.
>>5638177
My thanks for hosting.
Everyone are living
Remind me again why we still let Kaminigger hang out with us?
>>5638215
I dunno. It's like we're so forgiving that we'd forgive any fag who does autistic shit.
>Kamennigger
>>5638215
because we don't have control over who browses which part of the internet
>>5638181
Too bad it won't be the last thing I will see because I can regenerate, but I get the gist of what you're saying. The road to hell may be paved to good intentions, but it's a road I'd rather be walking down alone than with those guys. Who knows? The future's bright, and I won't be afraid to challenge fate even if it kills me.
...Was that cheesy? Dangerously? Yeah, I thought of that all on the fly, I'll be honest with you.
>The Star-Spangled Hero
stop
hammertime