HG thread And that is too much for her as well. This is

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>>5630273
It's fine if you don't apologize whenever you need to speak your mind, sis.
I don't really know how else to put it.

>>5630275
there are times I wish things were uneventful. That's probably why I don't do too much during the week unless I need to.
But I don't blame you.

>>5630295
That's how it always is. Like a schedule at this point.
But it doesn't really matter, it runs without it here.

>>5630302
...
>she just turns and walks off halfway through the lecture

>>5630338
Honestly, what a motormou--
>...And is immediately run over

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>>5630324

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>>5630200
>Sheriff JR Smith

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>>5630359
>

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>>5630338
Stop right there, civilian! I'm in need of that vehicle to get rid of any potential Sabers that could show up!
>She gets hit by it
B-but the Sabers....

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>>5630338
The feast just happened. Why are you thinking about food now?

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>>5630338
...Bastards.
And of course she just let it fall in to disrepair.

>>5630324 (Magolor)
So lemme guess, enthusiasm isn't something you do, huh?
>>5630342 (Kaito)
Something surprising? Tanks weren't always the essence of my being, you know. Hell, once upon a time, I wanted to be the opposite of what I am now.
>>5630200
>Oh christ, it's happened in Texas, too.
>>5630347
Eh. I'm just not in a right sort today.
Hmh. It could be that it's just too different for you. Maybe too drastic a change, or running in opposition to something about you?

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>>5630363

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>>5630370
That would depend on the situation.
>>5630374
>

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>>5630342 (Kaito)
Probably, but let's be real now. She wouldn't hurt me. I mean, I hope she wouldn't. She seems like a nice gal, to be honest, so I hope she wouldn't. Wanna make bets?
>>5630358 (Sakuya)
Nowhere, dude! Just close your eyes and just wait for a few seconds, will you? It's a surprise!
>America just waits in place until she closes her eyes, head tilting to the side.

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>>5630324
I wouldn't say you're missing much? It was exhausting just being there.
>>5630342
And how do you suggest we do that?
>>5630343
I understand.
>"However if you happen to harm her, I will not wait to burn you to unfamiliarity. Are we clear?"
>>5630347
After doing nothing for fourteen years, anything would be better. But let's not continue to talk about myself. How have you've been, miss?

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>>5630370
Sounds like mostly that south that's being plagued by it, all those arrests in Alabama and Arkansas. Minnesota is in the clear according to the map, so no clown hunting for me.

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>>5630347
See? So it's dumb to get mad at me! It's better you didn't anyways. getting angry will give you wrinkles.

>>5630307
You're forgetting who you're talking to. I'm a man with no life, yet at the same time with infinity life.

>>5630319
I never told you to sleep in the street. You did that on your own accord.

>>5630323
What else am I supposed to do? My love interest is supposed to chase and stalk me, not the other way around. The last time I got involved with a girl like you it ended...terribly.

>>5630330
It's only a bad idea because you killed me! How could you do such a thing to me!?

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>>5630367
These games are getting more and more violent.

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>>5630396
I thought that I saw a Saber right behind the group that you were a part of! We had to hurry to eliminate it, or else it could have killed all of you!

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>>5630396
>She picks him up and rockets over to McDonalds at high speeds

>>5630390
Perfectly. I would sooner harm myself than cause her any pain.
>bows his head.

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>>5630384
And in most you're content to lie back or whatever, huh?
...Eh. Whatever.
>>5630393
>Yet.
>Oh well, we're Texans, we're all armed to the teeth here. It'd be piss-easy to scare them off.

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>>5630384

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>>5630396
Yeah, yeah, I get what you mean. I just hope you won't think any lesser of me for wanting to "persuade" any potential imposters not to touch my family, dude. I wouldn't be that violent normally; that's Allen's job. Trust me.

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>>5630390
Whatever you say.
Who are you again?
>>5630418
Whatever indeed.
>>5630419
Kirby what do you want?

>>5630418
You say that now, but some of these Motherfuckers are crazy

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>>5630400
And we have our final two. It will be difficult to make a card for either of them.

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>>5630370
Hm.. I wonder why.
It seems like it's the latter, really. More suited for someone else.
Besides... it makes me cold, and causes it to snow. Not exactly the most comforting effect to equip.

>>5630396
>shrugs
And yet it seems like I can't help it sometimes.

>>5630418
Similar for Minnesota, and my extended family has a, eh, colorful history with self defense. My uncle is an ongoing trial over pulling a gun on a squatter, who my cousin (not my uncles son though) also happened to pull a knife on. That's just the tip of the iceberg. We're a confrontational bunch.

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>>5630393
>>5630370

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>>5630008
I wonder how Kiritsugu will react when I tell him the bike he gave me exploded.

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>>5630444

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>>5630370
So, a tall human woman with long straight hair, who's nice and happy, and that uses magic, I'd continue the list but, it's late.
>>5630389
Nope, no time, I'm leaving for the night, I work tomorrow.
>>5630390
I'll give you an idea next time we talk, it's a little late.

>Goodnight everyone.

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>>5630434

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>>5630323
You don't need to be so cruel...
>>5630396
I didn't even want to sleep, I just because I knew you didn't want to be alone.

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>>5630390
..Ah. Sorry, then.
Myself? I've been gathering more effects from others around here. It's rather helpful... in most cases. But some feel more right than others.

>>5630450
Night Kaito

>>5630444
This clown shit is too much for me man. I had run from three of you... it wasn't fun.

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>>5630412
But...aren't you Saber?

>>5630415
>halfway there he falls off and cracks his head on the road

>>5630420
Don't worry America, I didn't think anything of you at all. Remember: you are NOT Russia.

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>>5630389
>Sakuya tilts her head to the side thinking for a second. Was this a trap? He shouldn't know anything that can kill me. He never did try to hurt me so maybe I can trust him.
>Sakuya let out a sigh before closing her eyes, waiting.

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>>5630451

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>>5630459
You ready for Halloween?

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>>5630396
Then why did you come to me if you already know? Things don't always end your way idiot.

>>5630452
Ahem...Araragi, it may be true there's only so much you can take right?

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>>5630450
>Night

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>>5630463
...Perhaps I should continue onwards, he may revive before reaching our destination.
>She picks up the body and goes even faster

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>>5630467
no

Why is Yukine so obcessed with Hoshi?

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>>5630437
>>5630437
At least I won't have to go look for that.

>>5630469
Fuck no I ain't.

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>>5630463
Of course I'm a Saber! But I'm the best Saber out there! The one that accepted the righteous quest of eliminating the cancer of this universe, the Artoria Species!

>>5630482
Why don't you people every ask these questions privately?

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>>5630484
Well done Maki. Your prize will be up in minutes.

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>>5630439
I think it's because you need a good laugh. I get this feeling you haven't laughed in a very, VERY long time.

>>5630450
Good night my little sweet pea.

>>5630452
Since when did you care about me being left alone?

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>>5630481
Then either tell me what you want or leave me alone.
I have... Things to do you know!

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>>5630484
Thanks for hosting, and congrats

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>>5630492
Let's see how well you did.

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>>5630450
...Aw. Here I was just about to bet Texas to you. G'night, Kaito! Have a good rest!
>>5630463
...I'm not Russia! That's right, I'm not as crazy as he is, dude! I wouldn't be that much of a psycho to actually do that! I feel better than ever now! BETTER DEAD THAN RED~!
Man, I feel like I just offended somebody there.
>>5630465
>America just snickers to himself before high fiving someone that just walked onto the scene. After a few exchanges, America walks off, leaving... Another America, just as a girl. Oh, boy, here we go...
Open your eyes, Sakuya! I hope you don't mind me being here for the time being!
>>5630492
Congrats to Maki, and thanks for hosting, dude!

>>5630490
Because I care about your opinions

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>>5630497
i want apple pie

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>>5630421
Greetings?

>>5630492
The race has ended, congratulations.

>>5630504
That's stupid if there's an actual reason and you know who knows it. Uninformed conjecture incites shitflinging

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Here to deliver three messages, all from erp/

1) hi!
2) could all your waifus come over there
3) "Embrace the hatred more guys" - love Carnage.

Now, do you want me to send some messages?

>>5630504
I think you care about our (You)'s

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>>5630495
..Do chuckles and small giggles count? Sometimes I do that before a kill.

>>5630502
I did well before everyone ran over me....
In any case, thank you for hosting.

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>>5630474
Well... Everyone has a limit... And I don't want to find out mine...
>>5630495
I care about everyone to some extent.

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>>5630502
thanks for hosting

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>>5630435
>I'm TEXAN. I got this.
>Besides, one of the people who lives here is a human mountain.
>>5630441
>Family has a nasty habit of entering blackout rages too. We can be some of the scariest motherfuckers around.
>>5630439
There's reasons, no doubt about it....
Hehe...I actually like the cold and such. Favorite time of year, winter. Pretty strange, though....
>>5630450
Eh, I never cared about my height that much. But the rest of it.... Later.
>>5630492
Congrats, lady. And thanks for the show.

>>5630515
http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/04/people-randomly-attacked-by-creepy-clowns-across-the-us-6169775/

>>5630515
Saki is the bestest and cutest female OJ

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>>5630515
Oh, oh! Tell ERP that America said hi, and that he can't wait to see Canada and Iowa soon! That's my message, thank you!

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>>5630492
Thanks for hosting.
>>5630502
I did better than any of the other Sabers, which clearly proves that I'm the best one.

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>>5630421
Hello?
>>5630510
I DON'T HAVE ANY!
>>5630515
"Hello other land! Hope you're having fun!" - Magolor.

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>>5630421
*she claps*
What a fantastic entrance!
>>5630434
Of course. My name is Sienna Contiello. You may also call me Squigly.
>>5630416
Thank you for being a gentleman about this. Enjoy yourself.
>>5630446
I hope he isn't too harsh, Ms Ped- Ms. Saber.
>>5630450
Okay then. Until next time stranger.
>>5630453
It's perfectly fine miss.
*she tilts her head*
Effects?
>>5630515
How does it work?
>>5630501
>>5630503
>>5630517
>>5630524
>>5630525
>>5630535
It was a pleasure. Thank you for having me.

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>>5630474
Because I thought you were a sweet girl, not a sweat girl.

>>5630480
My head hurts...

>>5630489
S-So you're a main character too!? Gah, how could I have been blind!?
>he poses for the Saber
I, Natsuki Subaru, am also a righteous man! I will help you delete the cancer of this world and restore the justice and humbleness!

>>5630502
Thank yoooou for the game!

>>5630533
Alfred, are you going to bang them?

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>>5630539
>Squiggles!
>Take this!

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>>5630537

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>>5630503
I-I was joking...
Well not really. I just wanted to see you get angry. It's fun to watch other people suffer some times.

>>5630515
Tell them I want one of them to let me marry them. My name's Subaru by the way.

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>>5630539
And I am Magolor! It's a pleasure to meet you!
>>5630550
P-please don't hurt me!

>>5630539
I'm always filled with joy when I see you. Have a good one.

>>5630525
You're a Texan with some weird mental problems. I don't know who'll kill me first. You, or the fucking clowns. Besides, what are you going to do when 5 of those motherfuckers jump you like me out of nowhere? Nerve wracking I tell ya.

>>5630525
We're just not afraid of shit going down if it needs to go down more than anything. Unfortunately, for my extended family, that translated into a decent number of felonies when circumstances made those seem like things which had to go down.

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>>5630521
I'll stop Araragi, not because you asked..it's just that.

>>5630541
Sweat girl? Now what is that?

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>>5630531
OJ?
>>5630527
>she reads it, eyes widening.
>>5630533
>>5630537
>she gives a thumbs up of approval, before sprinting off once more

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>>5630547
BigDead93 is based.

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>>5630503
>Sakuya opened her eyes, looking at the female that now stood before her.
And why are you?

>>5630563
If it's more than one, gtfo.

>>5630561
>>5630572

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>>5630515
Please tell erp to beware of any dangerous clown attacks at night.

>>5630541
We have arrived at our destination. However, this McDonalds appears to be closed at this hour.

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>>5630517
Not in that instance. Why not chuckle and giggle at other things that aren't morbid? Girls like gross comedy, right?
>Subaru goes on and on about something only men do in hopes to get a giggle out of Uro-tan

>>5630521
How much do you care for me?

>>5630565
I dunno, but it's the opposite of sweet, so it has to be bad right?

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>>5630569
Farewell!
>>5630572
Surely there's Apple pie here somewhere!

>>5630574
Amen. That's what I did.

>>5630564
nignog

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>>5630541
Of course I'm the main character of my own story that's about my long and tiring journey of hunting down those who call themselves Saber!
>She sheds a single tear
B-but I didn't expect others to understand the importance of my quest this easily. You're the second person who believed my words.

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>>5630569
Yeah, OJ!

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>>5630582
Just let me rest for awhile. This head injury is killing me...

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>>5630542
...They're my family. Three guesses, Anon, and the first two don't count.
>>5630557
Yep, it's funny to watch people suffer! Why else do you think I pretended you didn't exist for a few minutes? Anyway, I doubt you'll ever see me legitimately angry, Subaru. I'm not that emotional! I'm a smart guy!
>>5630573
>America giggles, pointing at the other America slowly sneaking away.
Well, if you want me to be honest, Alfred was jealous that Anya got to meet you first instead of me, so he had the bright idea to bring me here to settle the score! Sakuya, right?

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>>5630525
I like the rain, myself. Snow, you have to shovel away and melt.
Regardless of how I feel about it.. It's another tool to use.

>>5630539
Oh, I didn't tell you about those....
I won't bore you with details. They're powers I can use at will, collected from either people or objects. My chainsaw is one.
This place in particular... seems to have plenty of them.

>>5630583
It's been a while since I've heard any good jokes.
>she appears to be listening, but you don't see much of a reaction
there's few things men can do that women can't.

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>>5630563
>It takes a fuckload to get us to go that far, at least, but I'm more or less a pacifist. If I do get in to a fight I tend to just try and choke them out.
>But this is more of a "if they show up at my house" kinda thing. I'm not worried about anywhere else, Pasadena's just too fucking small for this shit.
>>5630564
>At least it's not just wanton cruelty of the like. Presumably.

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>>5630547
I hope to meet the other woman in this sometime. Thank you for this.
>>5630561
Same to you. What brings you here if you don't mind me asking.
>>5630541
You're welcome sir.

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>>5630565
I see, so you will do it just because you want to... Thank you.
>>5630583
Enough to not punch you in the face every time you open your mouth.

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>>5630582
Another piece of scrap metal decided to get up and start walking and talking?
And I'm putting "talking" loosely, since it sounds like an outdated voice calibrator.

Squigly is for tender cuddles

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>>5630607
Oh, just traveling across time and space, finding inspirations for my attractions.

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>>5630585
>Falls asleep

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>>5630583
You were just thinking of sweat dripping off my body weren't you?

>>5630608
No thanks needed of course.

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>>5630620
Oh thank NOVA he's asleep.

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>>5630605
Bore me? That sounds really interesting. Just how different they can get?
>>5630617
Attractions? Like a park, sir?

Is it just me or is 4chan taking ages to load?

>>5630628
Are you me?

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>>5630626
Sort of, yes. Along with a few obstacle courses as well.
I also host parties.

>>5630628
hiro downgraded the server

he runs it on an rPi now

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>>5630628
>Nope, it's just wonking out.

>>5630630
Yes.

>>5630606
You're a lucky fucker is all I gotta say.

>>5630588
Irish, the old school version as far as America goes

>>5630606
Mostly. One of them got hopped up on PCP and robbed a gas station. My great uncle sold heroin back in the 70s. Another uncle once got tied up in his house by some folks he owed drug money to. Surprisingly, they're mostly reformed. Mostly.

>>5630637
M-Me? Is that you? I never thought I'd see you again...!

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>>5630621
I know... I just wanted to say it anyway...

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>>5630631
How wonderful! I haven't been to one of those in decades. How successful has the project gone?
>>5630614
That's one of the sweetest things I've heard today.

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>>5630605
>Oh, fuck, missed it, sorry.
Ah, but it's so pristine.... Hehe. Then again, maybe I picked that preference up from someone else, too.
Though, it doesn't sound too handy, regularly,
>>5630638
>First time I've ever been called that.
>>5630639
>Christ. At least they're reformed. Both my elder brother are goddamn druggies and smokers.
>The eldest has been arrested so many times that he supposedly is on a first-name basis with every cop here.

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I hope you enjoy, Ms. Maki.

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>>5630593
Of course I believe you! You've given me no reason not to. I understand how hard it is to tell people about our status. I too have problems with it. Whenever I tell people I'm a main character they laugh at me, but they'll see...th-they'll all see...

>>5630604
I suffer enough as it is! Watch someone else quiver for a change, alright!?

>>5630605
Yeah, like-
>whisper whisper whisper
and-
>whisper whisper whisper

>>5630608
...
You would never actually do that to me, r-right?

>>5630621
You're not the best person to imagine sweating, but I'm always up for you doing it for artistic value.

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>>5630598
This location opens in 6 hours, I would suggest sleep until then.

>>5630611
Sudden hostility detected. I do not wish to cause any harm.

>>5630655
It goes so far back, that when we did our family tree, we found it we are related to several horse thrives that were hung back in Ireland a couple hundred years ago or so.

Sucks about your brothers. You could always talk to my mom about dealing with very similar circumstances, except she had 6 of them

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>>5630650
It's been... Slow.
There are a lot of dimensions, I don't even think I can count how many I've travelled through.
And to be honest, a lot are, kinda boring.
Not this one though. It's probably one of the few places I've had to stay a while for just to get an idea.

>>5630658
Danke!

>>5630679
Found out* we are related to several horse thieves*

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>>5630668
Jeez, calm down, dude. It's not like I could've made someone else suffer, but I understand you completely. I'll hold off on it because we're mates, yeah? I mean, the hero's not a complete idiot, now!

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>>5630626
I.. suppose it could be. It's just I assume most don't really want to know all about it.
Well... let's see. During my time in my dreams, there were about 32 effects. What you saw is usually what you got. The chainsaw and bike I use now were two obvious ones.
One replaced my legs with springs and let me jump higher, another could turn me into a boy, one was literally just a trombone, some would turn me into different creatures or change my height.

And most of them required a LOT of exploring to find.

>>5630668
>she chortles a bit
Yes, but.. those are a little obvious....

>>5630655
...Maybe not.
Well...
>as she changes to the effect, the jingle that usually sounds sounds different. A light snowfall begins to descend upon the two
It's pretty if nothing else.

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>>5630671
>he tries getting off of the robot, but inevitably falls off
Good night whatever your name is...

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>>5630671
Well you're at the very least smart enough to stay out of my way.
Just don't try anything funny. I've already scanned your internal systems and have found primitive weaponry, which is consistent with everything else I've seen.

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>>5630668
Only because I don't want to get into trouble.

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>>5630604
>Sakuya let out a low laugh before smiling.
Well, if he wanted me to meet you then he should of just said it than being so suspicious.

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>>5630703
...

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>>5630668
Don't worry, sidekick. I'm sure if you assist me in dealing with this menace, your fellow citizens will appreciate you more than ever!

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>>5630679
>We don't know much about our own history aside from a few cigar boxes that've now been lost from when our family moved here, honestly.
>Well, and bits and bobs of people we're related to.
>Either way, it's all goddamn annoying.
>>5630693
>She gawks a bit at Urotsuki, first and foremost, before glancing around at the snow.
Well...you are right. You look pretty much like a completely different person, now.... Kinda freaky.

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>>5630644
You've learned well Araragi, listen well this will be the only time I'll say this..Thank you as well.

>>5630668
Are you calling me fat? what is wrong with me sweating? People have thought of me as an idol.

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>>5630715
And just what do YOU want?

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>>5630680
Sorry to hear that but I'm glad you can find some inspiration here. I hope that I'm still moving by the time you're finished.
>>5630693
Oh my. They all sound really unique. Not all of them seem to be useful though. And you said you can get these from touching others as well?

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>>5630690
I know you're not an idiot, but I do know your schools need a little work. You should look towards Finland for some help!

>>5630693
You want something a little less obvious?
>whisper whisper whisper
How's THAT for you?

>>5630705
Who's going to get mad at you? I don't think anyone here cares. I'd be surprised if you go to jail in all honesty.

>>5630718
Sidekick?
C'mon, I deserve more than sidekick. Like I've said I'm also a hero. I can't be a sidekick with my experience.

>>5630726
I'm going to need to check to make sure you're telling the truth here. Please lift up your shirt.

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>>5630711
He wanted to make it some sort of "prank" since you disliked Anya so much! He could have worked a bit more on the delivery, however. Man, Prussia's more subtle than he is...
>America straightens her back, giving a graceful smile.
Anyway, I'm Amelia F. Jones! As you can probably guess, I'm America! Pleasure to meet ya in person, Sakuya!

>>5630723
My grandpa's dad apparently inherited a castle at one point, but he would have had to move back to Ireland to claim it, and it's not like he was born there.

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>>5630702
Aigis. Have a good nights rest Subaru.
>She moves him in front of the front door of the McDonalds, then walks off.

>>5630703
My designed purpose is to hunt for creatures named shadows. My limited physical weapony is merely an aid for combat, my main method of destroying shadows is through my persona.

I am curious however, if missiles and railguns is considered primitive to you, then what assortment of weaponry might you possess?

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>>5630741
Finland? Hm... I dunno, his hands seem to be a bit full looking after Sealand with Sweden. Perhaps another time when I remember it? And I know I'm not an idiot, but people keep saying I am!

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>>5630740
I hope so too?

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>>5630741
Do you have any experience in dealing with Sabers? This is a really important question.

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>>5630743
>Goddamn. I still would've jumped on the opportunity myself. At least for the bragging rights.

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>>5630729
....you're so full of yourself.

>>5630763
Oh well. Maybe I'll look into it one day and buy it.

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>>5630759
Is something the matter?

>>5630777
And those trips don't lie.

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>>5630726
Hmm... Maybe I can get you to say that a few more times in the future... We'll see, but for now, I have to go...
>>5630741
You know my parents are police officers, right? They could send me to jail at anytime if they feel like I'm misbehaving.

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>>5630779
>Just buy a goddamn castle?
>So who got it?

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>>5630754
Beside Rika-tan who else would call you an idiot?

>>5630762
Not really, but I do have experience dying! I've die quite a bit up until now, and I won't stop anytime soon.
I've also had a hand in killing a huge white whale and arch bishops.

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>>5630723
Precisely.
>sighs. the snowfall spreads to a larger area around them
Would you really want to use an ability often if it didn't feel like you?

>>5630740
Other people, or objects that stand out. I couldn't even describe a few.
>shrugs
All the effects from here are from other people.

>>5630741
>you see her smile a bit, and she covers it with her hand
Pfff... I think you can stop.

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>>5630746
Funny, I'm current hunting down a Shadow myself.
And we might have similar weapons, but do not have nearly enough speed, power, and computing to take me down.
And what's this about a Persona?
>>5630777
I'm simply stating facts. Do you want evidence for this? Because I can give it to you.

>>5630792
I'm ambitious, and we haven't a clue what happened to it.

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>>5630783
Well it's just that your wording was a tad odd...

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>>5630793
That's good and all, but those things can't be compared to Sabers! Just look at me, the best Saber ever, and you'll understand that.

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>>5630799
I did not express any desire to combat you. However...
Athena!
>She shouts, and behind her materializes the android's persona
I would not doubt my ability to defeat you if such a battle were to occur.

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>>5630793
About every person here, save for a few others, like... Kaito... You... Um, Sakuya, probably... Toriel, Chen... Yep. A few others here like me, Subaru! I mean, I could just be exaggerating there. What do you think, dude?

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>>5630789
Your parents wouldn't actually do that to you...right? That'd be really messed up.

>>5630798
>he keeps on going as soon as he sees her smile
>whisper whisper whisper

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>>5630799
Please by all means... deliver your best shot.

>>5630724
Say hi to erp

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>>5630741
>
Just don't take it lightly or I'll burn your eyes off, this proof is all your getting.

>>5630789
Good night, you won't be able to coerce me that easily.

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>>5630798
>She looks around at the sky, briefly holding a hand up to catch a few snowflakes.
Of course not. That's why I kept mine hidden for so long.
...You're sounding all depressed now. Need a hug?
>>5630801
>Well, that's a shame. Any idea what it's name was?

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>>5630813
Interesting...
...but still weak.
>>5630819
It would be a waste of my energy to fight now.
We shall wait until someone wishes to start a game.

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>>5630798
How neat. So do you always try to look for these effects? I don't know what you do outside of here.
>>5630804
It was, wasn't it. Well I can't say I hope that I'm alive when it's finished. Because I am not.

>>5630826
I'd have to ask my mom, and my grandpa isn't exactly the best person to ask if it came to that, seeing as he's rarely lucid these days after the second series of strokes

Give me a beat, HG.

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>>5630838
Pardon?

>>5630842
>Beats you profusely.

>>5630842
>starts beatboxing

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>>5630842
>

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>>5630807
No offense, but I think I could take you down fairly easily in a hand to hand combat scenario. I know what your weakness is.

>>5630815
You've had that many people say you're an idiot? I don't know if I can believe that. It's too much to be real.

>>5630824
>he quickly looks away
Ahaha, I-I didn't think you'd actually do that...

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>>5630844
*her voice becomes shakier when telling this*
To put it in simple terms, I am dead. Do you know what a zombie is?

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>>5630842
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6GFTNEbu2FU

>>5630832
If I may ask you.
Why does your exterior resemble that of a hedgehog? This is a curious design choice.

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>>5630840
>Damn shame, can't say much else.

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>>5630817
Oh...
>you hear a small chuckle
Seriously, that's just ridiculous!

>>5630826
? Your magic, or...
... I think I should be fine. Besides, I'm probably cold to the touch like this.

>>5630838
Outside of this place... I'm training to be a mechanic. I find it challenging and useful to my own ends.
..Speaking of looking for those effects.
>she reaches a hand out and touches you, waiting to see if something happens.

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>>5630853
It got you to shut up now didn't it?
>She lets go of her shirt.
You dare say that I don't have proof, I could get anything without gaining weight

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>>5630853
Well, not explicitly, but I can tell that my relationships with everybody here could be a hell of a lot better. I kinda came to terms with it after speaking with Rammy about it, so the hero won't lose sleep because of it!
...The hero's tough, after all. After the conversation I had with her, I think I could confidently list ten people that like me!

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>>5630860
>
Please don't eat me! I don't taste very well!

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>>5630867
I was designed for the sole purpose of destroying Sonic the Hedgehog.

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>>5630871
Alright, alright, I'll stop. I don't want you dying from laughter. Knowing that you've gotten at least a chuckle out of something other than murder is good enough for me.

>>5630872
S-sure, but there's no need to do what I say. I'm mostly...actually, I'm an all around idiot.

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>>5630871
My magic, and my little 'friends'.
>She grins a little, and holds her arms out
I don't mind the cold. Besides, I could use one anyways.

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>>5630871
*she jumps a bit at the touch but eventually settles down*
How do you know if you have anything?
>>5630880
This is what I was afraid of when I was telling you.
*she begins to walk closer*
I'm not going to do that.

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>>5630901
I never would of found that one out, I deal with idiots constantly so it's nothing.

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>>5630892
....
I am unsure which of my 34 new questions should I ask. I believe I should be recharging my body in fact.

Farewell, droid.

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>>5630909
You're not?

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>>5630920
Recharge? Are you serious?
Whatever, we shall meet again.

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>>5630920
Good night... And good night to myself...

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>>5630879
I think you've got the wrong idea here. A hero doesn't care what other people think. They have a single job, and that's to protect those who both like and dislike them. They're a symbol of peace and justice, not a symbol of popularity.

>>5630913
It is something! You can't go doing that sort of stuff in public! It's indecent!

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>>5630933
>>5630920
Later.

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>>5630920
Good night miss.
>>5630933
You too as well.
>>5630921
You have my word. I am not like whatever you have heard or seen.

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>>5630936
Now you're going the high road after asking a women to lift up her shirt huh? Voyeurism can be tasteless honestly though so I can't fault you on that.

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>>5630947
Alright then.

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>>5630909
>she doesn't show any aversion even after the initial jump
...Hm.
If you did have an effect, there would--
>sparkles of light surround her, and a small, satisfying audio cue plays
Mm. there's your answer. You DID have one for me, it seems.

>>5630908
Hmh.
It's a good thing I seem to have more hugs in me these days...
>she leans forward and embraces you. she is indeed cold to the touch, but it's not too bad for a few moments.

>>5630901
That wasn't all that funny, it was just... a little ridiculous, okay?

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>>5630950
Like I said, I didn't think you'd do it. I feel like a sick pervert now.

>>5630958
You're not even going to let me have this one thing to feel good about? You're horrible Uro-tan.

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>>5630920
>>5630933
Farewell to the both of ya!
>>5630936
But... I couldn't really be bothered arguing with you, because you're right. A hero shouldn't care what a certain guy thinks of him, but it kinda jabs at me everytime I'm reminded of it. I guess I'm just being a little bit of a chicken there, amirite?
...Aw, crap, I'm being a downer again! Say something inspirational, Subaru, I'm sick of being a sadsack! I'M THE HERO~!

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>>5630954
I'm glad we can pass this. Correct me if I'm wrong but would you be called an alien?
>>5630958
*she claps her hand in excitement*
I can hardly wait to see what is it.

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>>5630970
Well you should after trying to pull that on a maiden, you'll get over it the next time you speak toward me I'm sure. I'm going to leave now for bed so goodbye.

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>>5630958
At least for me, huh?
>She shivers a bit, but clings on anyways
...Thanks. And you know, you don't have to stay in that if you don't want to. I don't like snow THAT much.

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>>5630983
I'm Halcandran, but if you want to be general, then perhaps.

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>>5630974
>he pats America on his back
All you can do is smile and be the best hero you can be. I know for sure there's someone out there besides me who sees you as their hero. Rest easy, and make sure you come back in better spirits.

>>5630988
Ahaha, yeah, just don't do it again.

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>>5630970
I wouldn't quit my day job if I were you...
It did work though. I won't deny I laughed.

>>5630983
Let's see... it'll probably be one of your regular powers.
>she closes her eyes, and after another short jingle, her hair grows out into twintails and her skin grows a pale blue. when she opens her eyes, they're unchanged.
I wonder what it does...

>>5630994
...Oh. Good point.
>she unequips the yuki onna effect, the cold subsiding from her and the snowfall stopping.

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>>5631008
...
>America just gives a tired smile, despite not being tired. Like pic related.
The hero has one job, and that's to protect everyone. I know that some people like me, so it's a bit selfish to be hung up about this, amirite? I'm supposed to be the one giving you the speeches, dude! I'm in better spirits already, but it'll take me a while to be in tiptop shape!

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>>5631020
I don't have a day job, so I wouldn't worry about it.
As long as you keep on laughing at good thing I'll be happy. There's no reason to laugh at dark, painful things, y'know?

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>>5631020
>She laughs a little
If I wanted to, I could just cast a spell anyways. Feeling better?

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>>5631002
*she starts speaking with a faux-horrific voice, her smile betraying what's she saying*
Oh nooo! Please Magalor. Don't take my brain!
>>5631020
My regular powers you say. Well I can throw my voice out anywhere. It is the only way you can hear me speak right now. If I focus I could even attack people with it.
>>5631036
Hello... sir? Are you okay? It seems you didn't get any sleep.

>>5630815
>>5631026
I don't think you're an idiot.

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>>5631041
Very funny.

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>>5631026
It's also my job to give speeches too! The MC is always supposed to keep everyone spirits up, and that includes you as well! Whenever you're feeling down I'll be right there to pick you up!

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>>5631041
>He looks like he's seen a ghost

>But it's only his normal reaction to things that confuse him.

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>>5631045
But of course, Brian. I know you don't think I'm an idiot; Hell, I'd be a fool to even imply you hate me. I just... Feel really bad at the moment, that's all. I'll be better in a few minutes, don't you worry about me now!
>>5631054
And that's the hero's job as well! If you ever feel bad or need help on something, I'm your hero! I know that you'll be there to pick me up when I'm feeling down, and I'll do the same if you feel bad as well! You're just as much as a hero as I am!

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>>5631028
Maybe. Some use it to cope with the terrible things around them.

>>5631031
..Right.
Yes, plenty better without that on. And it should be a lot warmer now for you.
>she pats your back
At least I can change out of it.

>>5631041
Really? Hm....
Meaning, you can project it from anything?
>a dark purple version of the creature around Sienna also appears around her, though not through her head.

>>5631080
You can't tell me you feel really bad and expect me not to worry. I'm here to offer whatever support I can.

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>>5631052
Hehehe. I'm sorry. I couldn't pass on the opportunity. But you should be careful, Magalor. Last time I was here, someone was looking for aliens.
>>5631072
Well hello sir! That's quite a get up you're wearing. Why do you have the chair?
>>5631098
Yeah you can...
*her voice trails off as she sees the snake*
I forget about that.

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>>5631098
Maybe a little.
>She seems to finally relax a bit
And hey, maybe you'll get more comfortable with it over time. Or it'll get more comfortable with you.

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>>5631098
It's a good copping mechanism, but there's no reason to use it when others are suffering. You should want to help them like how I tried helping you. The more you help people the better you'll feel!

>>5631080
All I need you to do is refrain from killing me and I'll be good. Despite my past I'm somewhat at peace with myself. I just gotta stop dying painfully...

Anyways, I'm gonna hit the hay. See you sometime later America.

>>5631113
Goodnight Suby

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>>5631110

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>>5631099
And I'll be sure to ask you for it when I need it! I'm just not one to rely on others when I need it, that's all! I AM the hero, after all, and-- And-- I even have a holiday celebrating my independence! I should honour it by being independent, right?
>>5631113
And you can expect me to honour your wishes, Subaru. I'll always be the one to help you in your time of need! See ya later, MC Subaru! I'll be seeing you!

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>>5631110
I see, I'll be sure to be careful then.

Well, I must be going back to my ship.
Farewell Squiggly!

>>5631124
We all need other people sometimes, even you. UNITED States, never forget that. If anything, that attitude implies I probably shouldn't wait for you to ask, cause you never would!

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>>5631110
>trying to use the ability, her voice only seems to be coming from nearby, not from Urotsuki herself
Well.... I can use it to scare people.
Actually! This would be helpful communicating from long distance...
...forget about what?

>>5631112
I'd say more than a little.
>she smiles
It did take me a while to use the bike well, after all...

>>5631113
Mm. If you're really wanting to help others.
Goodnight, Subaru.

Through every rift of discovery some seeming anomaly drops, out of the darkness, and falls, as a golden link into the great chain of order.........

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>>5631132
>>5631113
See you.
>>5631138
Either way, I think I need this more.
>She weakly laughs
Your effect or the one I made?

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>>5631113
Good night Subaru.
>>5631121
You don't know either? Gah, this is so awkward!
>>5631132
Good luck and good night.
>>5631138
It is quite neat, miss. Well...
*not really knowing how to explain it, Sienna just motions to her own snake*

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>>5631154
?
Oh, I... I have one as well.
It's an interesting-looking thing. Like a snake....What does it do?
>she lays a hand on her own and pats it on the head

>>5631152
The former, by far. It was the first time I was riding one, so... It wasn't a pretty sight.
>she chuckles a bit.

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>>5631169
Well, at least you were alright.
>She slowly disentangles herself, and makes her way over to the tank, pulling herself up
Though, seems a bit more complicated than just a lack of skill.
...Hell, actually, you could be pretty scary if you knew how to use mine or that effect well enough.

Test

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>>5631169
It must be the same things as Leviathan. He can breath fire, stretch a good distance and just be a great helping hand.

>>5631181
nice pass bro

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>>5631136
I... I never would, to be honest. I'm the guy everybody depends on, whether they like it or not! That's why people are annoyed of me, I bet; because I always do things whether they want me to or not! I AM the hero, after all! It's what I do!

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>>5631154

>>5631200
And I'm going to have to be the guy who helps you even when you don't think you need help, huh?

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>>5631177
It WAS still a dream, ultimately.
>she follows after, leaning on the side
Yeah... The whole laser stuff is going to take a long time to get used to using while riding on it.


>>5631187
He's got a longer reach than my chainsaw... I might be able to get used to this.
>she smiles a bit
Hmmm~.
In any case, thank you.

>>5631207
>rips off the tape

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>>5631211
Perhaps, but I ain't one to show weakness unless absolutely necessary, am I? I don't want to inconvenience you, now. It's my job to help others, after all! I do it for free, too!

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>>5631213
You can sit up here, you know. It shouldn't have any kick, at least. I'm wondering just how much exactly you got from that effect, too....
...And the other one could be worse. Most yuki-onna are known to be extremely hostile to humans.

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>>5631207
Well! This may have been the most interesting 'talk' I've had in here. I hope I can talk to you another time.
>>5631213
Glad to be of use then, Urotsuki. If he's like Leviathan, he will be a wonderful partner.
*a loud yawn escapes for her*

But that's enough for me today. Good night and have a wonderful life.

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>>5631226

>>5631230
It's no inconvenience, that's what friends are for. You help others, including your friends when they need it, and they're there to help you when you need it.

Your next opponent is a warrior, both fearless and fierce! He wanders the Void in search of ultimate arms of war. Brash is he, and reckless; though emotional and mercurial. His single-minded stubborn--er, 'stoicism' is the stuff of legend! For centuries has this soldier roamed the Beyond....

>>5631147

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>>5631237

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>>5631237
Later, Sienna.
>>5631244
>>5631147
Alright, what's this crap about?

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>>5631237
Have a good night, then. I hope we get to talk more another time.

>>5631233
>a few moments later, she sits atop the tank once again
It's not that I felt... It mostly felt... lonely, really. Maybe a little envious.I wonder if that's how she feels.

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>>5631261
>As if on cue an Evil Eye floats it's way out of the tank silently, carrying with it a pair of cans.
Well, don't be that way, hehe.... You got me, at least. Still, probably not too good to linger in that way anyways.

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>>5631237
See ya later, the both of ya! Have a good rest!
>>5631243
I mean, you're right, but I just feel... Nah, that'll just get me down even more! The key to being positive is not letting anything get you down, right? I'll just try not to talk about it, and that'll make me feel better! That's how the hero rolls!
>>5631147
>>5631244
...You know, I'm pretty friggin' interested in this story! Keep going; I like it!

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>>5631270
Yeah, I'd rather not. Even I know those kinds of feelings won't do you much good.
Besides... I feel pretty relaxed on your tank.
>her eyes watch the Evil Eye once it gets close enough. they go to the can as she takes it, setting it down beside her.

>>5631276
Tell me. It might feel bad immediately, but it won't ever get better if you pretend it isn't a problem.

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>>5631281
But you can't get better with it without use...egh. What a pain.
>She doesn't waste time in cracking it open. The eye stares for a few seconds, and then drifts off.
Amazing how cozy a tank can be, huh? Hehehe. Sometimes I've even thought of making one that could be a proper house.
Hell, Sigma had proper sleeping room, at least.

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>>5631287
...I feel unwanted around here at times. I wish I could say my honest feelings openly, but I just feel like I'm ridiculed because I'm the hero, and heroes aren't supposed to feel weakness. Like I said to Subaru, I came to terms with it after speaking to it with someone, but it jabs at me a little when I'm reminded of it. Is that better, dude? Did I do good?

>>5631261
>>5631249
>>5631270
His illustrious cackles reign from the peaks --now, FINALLY, his obsession for weapons has led him to this field of battle. Not MAN nor BEAST shall stand in the way of his unrelenting quest for vengeance....I...present to you...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77kHG9-gEJ0

>>5631244

>>5631299
It's not because you're a self-proclaimed hero, I'll give you that.

>>5631299
You did very good. It takes a lot of guts to admit something like that.

Let me tell you a weird fact about this place. Everyone feels unwanted at times, even me. If you want to speak your mind, you might run into some negativity or ridicule immediately, but it fades pretty quick if you take it in stride with your head held high.

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>>5631300
>Tape Face takes out his goggles and an aviator's helmet, prepared for the implied onslaught that might occur

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>>5631300
Ugh, taikos. What's next, gonna call down Raijin? Just get on with it.

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>>5631300
Oh. Taiko drummers.... I saw a performance once when I was a kid.
...They're sorta cool.
>she shrugs

>>5631298
It's a paradox. Or catch-22. Whatever they call it.
>she pulls the tab and snaps it open, taking a sip.
I mean, I've spent so much time around it. It might be worth making a... giant mobile home, given how much I stay over here now.

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>>5631300
Well, what do you present, dude? This sounds just like a movie trailer, and I'm pretty damn intrigued!
>>5631312
Then I don't know what the problem is-- Well, I kinda do. It's my personality, but I can't do anything about that, can I? Or maybe it is because I'm a self-proclaimed hero...?
>>5631318
I did good? Good! I always wanna do my best!
I stride in with my head held high, obviously. I think it's because I expect so much and then I have something happen to me that brings me down. Of course, I can always shrug it off as all heroes do and go on with my life! Right? I can just let it go and let them think what they want of me!

>>5631334
Exactly! Be a good sport and there's nothing they can really do to you. You're the hero, be the bigger man you know you are!

I've got to go to bed now Alfred, but I hope this helped. Good night man.
>Brohug

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>>5631332
Yeah, exactly.
Hm...still. Something like that'd be huge, bulky. Be better off with smaller...point defenses for it instead, opposed to the big main gun.
At least there's my hideout for now, huh? At least I think it's a decent little base.
>She takes a drink from her own.
>>5631340
Later.

>>5631334
It's the fact that you claim to be this hero of sorts, and yet you have done nothing important, nothing of value to prove your heroism.

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>>5631340
I AM the hero, after all! I'm better than they make me out to be; and if all else fails... I guess I can always just pop other next door and look for Canada, right? It really did kinda help me a bit!
See ya later, Brian!
>>5631353
Hm... Well, you do have a point there. I don't have much to be heroic about here since that was all in the past. Would World War Two count, or would it not since I joined about two years in, Anon?

...THE MIGHTY...
>>5631332
>>5631334
>>5631323
>>5631325
>A worm-hole tears along the bed of the surface; a shadowy figure looms out of the rift, with an arsenal of exotic weapons he gathered during his obscure journey.

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>>5631344
Heh...
I can say, it'd be the first house I've seen with guns built ON the thing.
Sure, it's decent, but it's also stationary.

>>5631360
...Okay. Hello.

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>>5631360
Ooh, an even MORE dramatic entrance! Holy crap this is so cool oh my God! Who's mighty, dude? I wanna know who's so mighty!

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>>5631360
Get on with it.
>>5631370
Hehehe, nothing in half-measure! The teachings of the Asakura family and Mima.
Hey, I can't really keep moving while fixing or building crap, now can I? I needed to find somewhere to store things and rebuild Sigma.

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I wish my life wasnt a fucking wreck

>>5631360
>xur?