HG thread. 234th Express Games continued. Most of you didn't

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>>5629250
It's a boy.

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>>5629219 (Kaito)
...Well, darn, you do have me there. I'm just kinda feeling sad for myself, that's all! DURUFU~! Whaddya say we talk about something else to not get the both of us down any longer?
>>5629232 (Subaru)
I'm sorry, man. I just didn't notice you there for a sec, and when I heard your voice, I thought you were an imposter! I'd totally never forget you, Subaru! You've just got that charm to you, you know? That main character charm!

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>>5629256
It better be! But seriously, you wear it pretty good yourself

>>5629259
I need these jus in case man, you don't get it! Back the FUCK OFFA SHINOBU'S FUCKIN DOUGHNUTS

>>5629269
Even better.

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>>5629259
Just use your own poison you lazy piece of shit.

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>>5629304
said Classy Raven about the death rate: "at least it's consistent"

F

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>>5629304
Nah, nah, nah, nope, uhuh, not happenin, gone, so long, peace out

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>>5629278
Stop trying to kiss up to me! You forgot me despite being the main character! That's a federal offense you know. You could do seven years in HG prison with Deebo.

>>5629299
Ehem, you are aware I'm a man as well?

said mokou about deez nuts: "they're chock full of semeny flavor!"

>>5629321
EVEN BETTER

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>>5629314
Well that's not consistent!

uhh, place your bets.

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>>5629328
>

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>>5629321
N-NO! I don't wanna go to prison, Subaru! That'll be a stain on the hero's perfect resume, and God knows that I'd rather die than have that happen! I'll never forget you again, just don't make me go to prison!

>>5629336
CHIAKI BECAME AN ULTIMATE DESPAIR

>>5629299
>>5629269
What he said.

>>5629336
Kaito

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>>5629278
Hmm, how about... I'm really lost as to a topic, do you have anything in mind?
>>5629336
Huh... I just felt a tinge of guilt.. I wonder why? Let's check on the traps.

>>5629336
Muh boi Kaito.

>>5629357
C H I T A
M E E T A
F R E A K A D A W E E K A

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>>5629342
Prison can't be that bad of a place. If you keep your head down and ignore everyone you should be fine!

>>5629349
You people are freaks, you know that?

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>>5629357
Well, I have a good one; I'm gonna prank someone here LIVE. Right in front of you. A simple one, really, and it involves a certain someone from Gensokyo! Wanna watch me do it? You'll love it, "Shipmaster"!

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>>5629336
I'm not partial to either.

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>>5629336
She should have waited until he was asleep

>>5629377
Hey, it's not my fault he's best girl.

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>>5629387
Good job on killing that waste of space Kaito!

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>>5629390
But it's a dude...with dude parts...it's a man for pete's sake!

>>5629387
HOLY SHIT I DIDN'T JINX FOR ONCE

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>>5629377
I-I'm America, Subaru! They'll absolutely swarm me in prison because I'm America! It won't end well! J-Just don't make me go there, dude! Please!
>>5629387
Congrats to Kaito, and thank ya for hosting!

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>>5629387
Congratulations Kaito, you are now a two-time winner of the Express Games!

>>5629398
That says more about the girls than it does me if a boy is best girl.

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>>5629336
What a disgrace. I is not right for someone who calls themselves a human to do something so vile.

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>>5629371
I don't really understand what you're trying to say..
>>5629356
>>5629368
I guess you guys bet right.
>>5629379
Oh jeez, this is going to end terribly isn't it?
>>5629387
Well.. At least it probably hurt less than being stabbed to death right..?
>>5629392
That's kind of.. Mean Tracksuit.

>>5629398
A man with the gentlest hands in the entire country. Just imagine what he could do with them.

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>>5629405
Well done I guess. Thank you again, hostess.

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>>5629405
congrats sicko

>>5629405
Good news to Chiaki as well, with 8 kills, you're eligible for the next champions game, barring an upset.

Thanks for playing!

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>>5629430

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>>5629416
Probably! Now, you didn't answer my question; do you wanna see it happen or not? I've got everything needed to prank her, dude! You'll totally love it, bro!

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>>5629423
Sickwho?

>>5629440
Thanks for hosting mate.

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>>5629440
You have my thanks for hosting this game.

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>>5629401
You're strong, right? You'll make it out alive is you "pound some meat puppies"!

>>5629416
>>5629405
It may be mean, but it's true. That thing has no right being here. Congratulations on you well deserved win!

>>5629412
>>5629419
But...i-it's a dude...you're showing some sort of attraction to him.

>>5629440
Thanks for the game Mokou. You're the best and should totally dumb Ocelot for Hikki.

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>>5629405
Congrats, Kaito. And thanks for the show.

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>>5629440
Thanks for hosting for us all.

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>>5629444
sicko, the wierdo Kaito.

>>5629461
Just because he has a penis doesn't mean he's a male you bigot. He's the cutest girl ever.

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>>5629461
...I mean, well, you've got me there. I could beat all of them, but the hero's NOT supposed to beat the crap out of everybody! I'm better than that! Wouldn't you agree?

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>>5629401
Thank you Mr. Hero!
>>5629405
It seems like just yesterday I won one of these! Thank you very much for allowing me to compete again!
>>5629420
Y-you guess..?
>>5629423
I'm not a sicko..
>>5629441
I rather not because it'd probably get you in trouble and ruins someone's mood, but I'm curious as to who you're going to be pranking.
>>5629461
I don't think it's any more well deserved more than any other win, but thanks.
>>5629463
Thank you Rika, you seem fine today.

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>>5629461
dumb Ocelot for Hikki? As in that would be a dumb move?
>>5629479
>my bad, I'm so tired I actually confused congratulations with thanks for hosting

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>>5629440
Thanks!

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>>5629405
Congrats my man, and thanks for hostin

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>>5629487
You did attempt to blow me up. And there was your off putting behavior when we first met.

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Going to sleep!
>probably going to have nightmares tonight
Goodnight!

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>>5629461
Who says a man can't be attracted to a feminate man

>>5629502
Sleep tight mate

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>>5629487
Well, I can't exactly do it unless you say you wanna see it. It's not as fun if no one's there to see it with you, and it isn't even a practical prank, either. It's a surprise!
>>5629502
...G-G'night, Colette.

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>>5629481
Yes it does. It it has male genitals then it's a male. How hard is that to understand?

>>5629482
Have you ever seen "Law Biding Citizen"? It could be just like that!

>>5629487
Trust me, it is. I've savored every last second of it.

>>5629492
Welp, I tried! Hikki's not good at getting people to do his bidding.

>>5629509
An effeminate*

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>>5629502
Night!

Show me the booty.

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>>5629502
Good night miss.

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>>5629518
I... I can't say I have, dude. I'll check it out sometime! All I know is that I don't wanna go to prison, dude! Don't make me go there!

>>5629518
Gender is a social construct. What are you even talking about?

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>>5629502
Later.
>>5629487
Eh. Not really.
>>5629530

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>>5629492
baaaaaaka
>>5629487
You're a wierdo at the very least

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>>5629509
It's not right! Think of how wrong that is when you think about evolution. We didn't get here today from two men having kids!

>>5629534
Lots of good men go there, and they come out better than ever. Think about it for a second. You could gain some sick skills from being in prison.

>>5629540
I...What?

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>>5629530
Okay!

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>>5629530
The what now?

>>5629416
can you sing the nutshack theme kaito-kun?

>>5629560
Are you daft? What's not to get here?

>>5629561
>>5629568
>eats

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>>5629573
Rika

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>>5629530

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>>5629573
Rinoa and Angelo

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>>5629524
>thanks anon

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>>5629568

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>>5629573
Booty Bak Cheeks

>>5629530
...

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>>5629573
Fujiwara no Mokou

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>>5629575
I don't think I'm the one that's daft. There's two genders. Male and female. You can't just change your gender like it's nothing. You'll have serious problems if you try that.

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>>5629573
The Star-Spangled Hero
>>5629560
...Well, yeah, but I already know heaps of things. If anything, it'd teach me how to act around criminals, which isn't too bad of a skill. Maybe I should go to prison sometime to check it out, but I'm not exactly interested in going there NOW.

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>>5629573
Lucius

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>>5629573
Gilgamesh

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>>5629573
Furry porn

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>>5629573
Reigen Arataka

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>>5629573
PC-98 Reimu

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>>5629573
Koyomi Araragi

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>>5629499
Don't you mean, 'my machine'? Thanks man.
>>5629501
Well the explosives could have hit anyone and I was only trying to be sensitive about what I say, first impressions and all..
>>5629502
Goodnight, rest well.
>>5629514
I'm fairly certain if you pull a prank like I know you're going to people are going to see it anyway..
>>5629518
You're sounding kinda creepy man.. But I didn't it enjoy it as much as you are.
>>5629544
Why so? Just missing them still?
>>5629550
Eh... Alright yeah.
>>5629570
Maybe? Let me see.
>>5629573
Kaito

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>>5629573
A stupid spider

>>5629592
Any time friendo

>>5629598
You haven't seen the list? There are 63 genders and the number keeps getting bigger. Only a bigot wouldn't know that.

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>>5629573
Squigly
>>5629585
Ahh!
*she pushes the anon away*
You shouldn't try to eat me, sir!
>>5629593
Umm. While I like snakes to, I don't think there is a good place to keep them.

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>>5629573
Danny

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>>5629624
Nah, I call women my man too.

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>>5629573
Very Angry Man

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>>5629600
Why not? If you do it now you'll get it over with sooner than later.

>>5629624
I'm not say I enjoyed it, but it was kind of funny to see. I was told by someone that the girl you killed died twice!

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>>5629573
Saber

>>5629633
Get the fuck out lgbt trash

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>>5629624
I will love you forever if you do

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>>5629585
Fuckin' zombies man

>>5629625
I'm in love with you

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>>5629633
You're making this up. There's no way there are sixty-three genders. I've learned in school there are only two, and Japanese school are probably the best in the world.

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>>5629656
Never mind...

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>>5629624
...I mean, well, I don't-- FINE! I'll do it for you anyway, but you better be amused by it! I don't even know if the person is here at all! Are you ready to see an all-American prank, bro?
>>5629648
Because I have things to do, like stuffing myself silly with burgers and Coke! Paperwork! Taking care of my family, like Canada and Iowa! Things like those!

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>>5629624
>"So you are just some nut who blows things up. And you're right. Yours happen to be especially bad."
*she has chosen to be silent*
>>5629660
We're not all bad, miss. A ton of them just happen to be.

>>5629568
dwayum

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>>5629624
Always am. Always will. Just...worse right now.

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>>5629674
Why specifically Iowa?

>>5629669
That just makes them the most bigoted schools in the world. Get with the times, cis white male.

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>>5629683
Listing examples and stuff. Maybe I should've said Molossia instead. Hell, I don't think I've seen Iowa AT ALL since I've been here! I need to go next door sometime so I can see if she's alright!

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>>5629687
You sure are misusing that bigot word. I think you're the one that's bigoted if you're trying to say seasoned scientists are wrong. If Matsuda were here you'd get an earful.

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>>5629699
How come all your friends and loved ones are screwing random people next door? That's not good for your public relations.

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>>5629717
...What they do is their business, not mine. I may not be proud of it, but I'm sure as hell not going to turn my back on Canada and Iowa just because they want to do that. They're my family.

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I shall be your host for this evening. Give me 36 ladies and gentlemen please.

I will accept no duplicates.
>>5629681
Was that even a word?

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>>5629746
Nymph

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>>5629746
Clinton Removers Gowdy and Chaffetz

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>>5629746
Mysterious Heroine X

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>>5629746
Schrodinger

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>>5629746
The Star-Spangled Hero

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>>5629746
Koyomi Araragi

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>>5629746
Late go

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>>5629732
It's going to come back to bite you when you reapply for the face of America. I'm sure they don't want a harlot to be the poster boy for them.

>>5629746
Natsuki Subaru

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>>5629746
Saihara Shuuichi

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>>5629644
That's... Odd.
>>5629648
Died twice? Is she like you? I don't see your fascination in this..
>>5629658
>I found one of Rin.. Sort of.
>>5629674
I doubt I'll enjoy any negative outcomes of it, but it's your choice in the end, not mine.
>>5629677
Haha, yeah I'm particularly bad at entrances and killing people.
>>5629682
I don't think that's a good thing, but you're close to finding your one friend right?

>>5629746
>>5629612

>>5629746
>>5629617

>>5629746
>>5629609

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>>5629746
Nonon Jakuzure

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>>5629746
Regulus Corneas

>>5629768
>post it

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>>5629746
Supergirl

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>>5629746
Maki

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>>5629746
Hoshi Ryouma

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>>5629746
Rika


>>5629768
....
No. I'm still not.

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>>5629665
You might haveca problem

>>5629746
booty scrambles my brain something fierce

>>5629746
>>5629645

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>>5629746
Maria and Harusame

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>>5629746
Komachi

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>>5629746
Urotsuki

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>>5629746
GILGAMESH

...again.

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>>5629746
Kaede Akamatsu

>>5629746
Ririchiyo

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>>5629746
Junko Enoshima

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>>5629768
Hahaha!
No. She's really dead.

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>>5629746
Kaito

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>>5629746
Artoria Pendragon

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>>5629746
Heroine

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>>5629746
Baki Hanma

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>>5629801
>>5629746

>>5629786
I don't.
I want to marry you.

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>>5629746
Freeza

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>>5629746
Spider

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>>5629746
Aigis

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>>5629746
Midway

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>>5629763
I already AM America. I ain't gonna do that stuff for a long time, and that's a promise. Iowa does whatever since she's one of my states, Canada can take it up with her boss if he finds out. I can't control them, dude. Just reprimand them.
>>5629768
Of course! You'll like what I have in mind, just wait! I just hope she's here... Ahem! Here I go!

SAKUYA IYAZOI OF THE SCARLET DEVIL MANOR! IF YOU'RE HERE, CAN I SEE YOU REAL QUICK?

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>>5629746
Eggman-kun

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>>5629827
Can I have my money back now? I haven't eaten since you took my last yen.

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>>5629746
Drive

>>5629746
>>5629656

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>>5629839
I don't think you should be telling me you punish them! That's kinda gross, actually.

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>>5629746
Senshougahara

>>5629835
I live in a town called midway

>>5629842
I'll give you 100 yen to eat my cunt.

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>>5629839
>

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>>5629779
>Don't blame me if it's disappointing.
https://youtu.be/YZztT3R7xbU
>>5629784
Ah, it might not be comforting but at least you can do something to try and search for those you miss.
>>5629803
.... This is strange, are you okay?
>>5629839
Oh.. I don't believe you're going to get that messed up, hopefully.

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>>5629842
You have approximately 78 American dollars left to repay your debt.

However, it will be impossible for you to repay the debt if you have starved yourself. Please accept this.

>She passes him a loaf of bread

Christ, you people are autistic as fuck. +1

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>>5629865
No thank you. I'm not that hungry.

>>5629861
Can I eat you? I'm kind of starving.

>>5629869
She died twice Kaito. Show some respect please.

>>5629871
...
This is Sourdough. I don't like Sourdough bread.

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>"Lady Ririchiyo. The next time you happen to forget your image, I request that you write your name there as well. It would save some trouble."

With that out of the way, is everyone ready?

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>>5629869
This place is still my best bet. I need to meet her on my own terms.
And it's not comforting. But it'll happen. Eventually.

>>5629878
No, you just wont get pussy because you're a faggot.

>>5629881
>>5629792
>>5629848

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>>5629878
...You were dropped as a child.

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>>5629859
No, I tell them off if they do stupid things! What the hell are you on about?! They're my family! My family! I'd be absolutely mad if I found out that some bastard impersonated me to screw them!
>>5629867
Ah, just the gal I wanted to see! Anyway, from what I hear, you met Anya a few days ago, correct? Don't ask why I need to know; just asking!
>>5629869
Hopefully! Don't worry, Kaito, the hero is really smart like that! Check this shit out, dude!
>>5629881
It looks awesome, dude! Go ahead!

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>>5629881
Fucking Go!

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>>5629881
I accept this challenge.

>>5629861
Moo~

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>>5629881
On one hand...but on the other....
Whatever. Let's go.

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>>5629864
>stares at the anon for a brief moment before shrugging

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>>5629881
>I will remember that for next time.

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>>5629881
>>5629795
>>5629798
..Fine by me.


>>5629885
You know how this place is. It makes things happen.

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>>5629888
S-Says you!

>>5629895
I'm not hearing a no.

>>5629899
It's impossible you know. You're not the only person who has that sort of look in this world. Lots of people have glasses and that 90's hairstyle.

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>>5629878
...
>She takes the loaf of bread back
Please tell me what type of bread you would like tomorrow.

>>5629881
Roster assessed, let us begin.

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>>5629809
If you don't have it.
http://images.onesite.com/capcom-unity.com/user/strider2008//street_fighter/large/4b7e5a685898d8d1a54a8fb9b1ad648a.jpg?v=243000
>>5629790
I think you should go to a professional for that.
>>5629768
>"Why are you telling us this like we don't know? Much less as if she will forgive you?"

I shall begin soon.

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>>5629881
Saber activity is high in this area! It's time to eliminate any Saberfaces and purge this place!

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>>5629878
... You're one of a kind Tracksuit.
>>5629881
It looks good to go!
>>5629885
Yeah.. Eventually, I suppose we're blessed with some freetime.
>>5629899
I hope I don't have to help you with another dispute..

>>5629923
How can I have a cunt and be a faggot, faggot?

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>>5629899
Why do you need to know? I am no permitted to answer anything without you telling me why.

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>>5629925
By the by, the hosting is appreciated.

Oh, and hello to everyone else. Fall is here.

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>>5629921
>>5629798
>>5629881

ACCOMPANIED WITH THE FINEST WARRIORS, YES I FEEL YOUR TRUST...COMRADES!

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>>5629921
Urotsuki! Hey.
>She grins weakly
That's exactly what I'm counting on, along with planting a few rumors here and there. After all, if I get to be cursed with two of the shrine maiden, this is the least it can do.
>>5629932
What's that supposed to mean?

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>>5629924
Can I have steak instead?

>>5629932
I put flowers on her grave. What did you do to show your support, huh? Jeez...

>>5629933
No you!

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>>5629881
I remember a long time ago, Mr. Grimes said I can swap out any of his extra spots for someone who is late anytime. I did that and now Miss Saber is in the game. Have fun.

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>>5629957
Oi! Watch here you're driving, asshole!

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My skills consist of being a fucking failure and having a natural ability to have my parents/step parents hate me.

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>>5629923
Nuh-uh! No one, and I repeat, NO ONE, has Nantucket hair and glasses like these! If someone dares decide to impersonate me to do that to my family, I'll...!
>>5629932
Hopefully not! Don't worry, dude; she'll only hate me, not Ivan! Even then, we can always patch things up like the adults we are!
>>5629943
Well, someone's smart, aren't they? Anyway, I needed to know because Ivan didn't exactly sound too truthful when he told me, so I needed to confirm it from you! No jokes!
>>5629957
...Crap.
>>5629952
Yo, Urotsuki! It's fall already? Time sure passes when you're having fun, amirite? How's it been?

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>>5629957
Goddammit this game is rigged! Fuck this gay arena!

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>>5629957
Are they going to get inmy way? If they are, they can't come with me.

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>>5629957
I had my cap on the wrong way, that's why I was running into the wrong direction!

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>>5629981
Again, why do you need to know? Is this person your lover or something?

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>>5629954
>she raises a hand and waves.
Making it work out in your favor, yes?
>she stretches out a bit
She'll show up in no time.

>>5629957
Hmmm... Can I fit these on the bike? Or... maybe I'll just throw them at someone.

>>5629981
The changing of the leaves and... the tons of rain should be pretty evident of that.
Fairly well, I suppose, when I'm not worrying about my health.

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>>5629955
If you wish.

>>5629957
Activating self defense measures.
...Unloading ammunition.

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>>5629957
I will request that you stop littering. It's not doing anything either.

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>>5629981
You'll...?

>>5630001
>waits patiently for the steak

>>5629925
My doctor told me exposure to my problem will let me gradually get used to it. You seem pretty well-endowed in that department, so I might need your aid to cure myself.

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>>5630008
Just keep going Subaru. He basically reeks of trouble.

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>>5630008
Of course I did! It's my task to remove any member of the Artoria Species, so I have to lead all of you to victory as the only good Saber!

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>>5630008
>jumps both of them on her bike

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>>5630011
>She leaves for some time
>Upon return, she puts a raw, uncooked steak into his hands

>>5630008
Excuse me, if you wish to pass, I will require you to...

...ah.

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>>5629999
All I have to do...is wait. And hope.
>The expression looks even more uncertain than it did before.
How's it going?
>>5629957
Hehehe, is this what I think it is? Nobody could ever hope to beat ME in a vehic-
>>5630008
OH COME ON!
EVEN NOW, SHE OUTSHINES ME!?

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>>5629823
4 u

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>>5629923
You don't deserve an answer, Araragi would probably give you a better answer.

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>>5629952
You're welcome. Hello again, Miss Urotsuki. It's been some time, hasn't it?
>>5630014
I find that hard to believe. If it is true, I am hardly the only one that has a, ahem, big posterior.

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>>5629998
...Ivan? My lover? Fat chance, dude. There's that reason, and I was considering bringing someone here, dude. Just a question I had, that's all!
>>5629999
I just don't bother looking at the calendar nowadays; the time just flies by faster than it should be, dude!
I mean, it's been a huge improvement from the last time I've seen ya, dude. From what I recall, you had... A cold or somethin'? I forget many details like that, so I apologise if I messed it up!
>>5630011
Kill them. If I find out someone impersonated me just to have a go at my family, I'll kill them. Happy?

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>>5629975
Suggestion: Killing yourself now is 5he most efficent way to ending your suffering

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>>5630029
>he throws it to the ground
How do you expect me to eat this!? I'll die from mad cow disease!

>>5630035
It always goes back to Araragi! If you love him so much then why don't you marry him already!?

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>>5629925
I'm sorry, but I can't exactly stop what's in the past.
>>5629954
Just that some people don't have time to search.
>>5629955
I don't know who she is or was.
>>5629981
I'd like to say adults don't pull pranks I think..
>>5630008
I suppose we met on accident huh..?

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>>5630008
Of all the skulduggery, stealing gas from each other?

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>>5630035
Don't send him to me! I don't want to deal with him right now...

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>>5630045
But I'm almost staring to enjoy the despair..

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Evening everyone.
I hope you're all doing well.

POST TITS

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>>5630060
I'm not lazing around! I just need some rest before I could finish my demanding quest!

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>>5630043
Yes I am. Thank you for confirming my belief.

>>5630048
She's Cheeky...or was it Chunky? She certainly is the latter, isn't she?
>he elbows Kaito jokingly

>>5630060
>happily steals gas for his non-existent car.

Is souda the biggest gay to ever grace hg?

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>>5630047
Shut up, I don't constantly talk about him..

>>5630067
I was making a point, no one wants to deal with him.

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>>5630031
Hmm...Maybe for now...
Well, how I'm doing? Pretty relaxed at the moment all things considered. Collecting more effects around here lately.

>>5630042
It's been at least a few weeks, so yeah.
Squigly, right?

>>5630043
It's a shame, that.
At least I'm not sick, yes.
I'm still just generally worried. But maybe that's just the dreariness of my area getting to me.

>>5630082
...You're stealing from my bike for no reason, then?
Tch. That's even less forgivable.

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>>5630080

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>>5630080
You like my tiddies big boy?~

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>>5630047
You did not specify what type of steak you wished for.

>>5630060
Thank you, the aesthetics of my vehicle were based on several studies of the types of liscence plates people would put on their automobiles.

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>>5630060
I-Is that beeping noise a bomb?! Help! Someone help deactivate it!

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>>5630083
>yes

>>5630084
You're breaking my heart...

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>>5630060
Maybe he can drink it with that same hose and die.

>>5630042
That's true. But you are the first and only one who caught my eye.

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>>5630048
Thankfully, I've got nothing but time....
>>5630079
Not really. But I'm living.
You want pleasant conversation, look somewhere else.
>>5630090
For as long as I have to.
At least that's one of us. How much, since you got mine?

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>>5630080

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>>5630080

>>5630083
Mion

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>>5630060
Your vehicles are destroyed. I'm sorry but this means you have lost.

Ok at first I thought this creepy clown in the woods epidemic was some BS, but I shit you not I spotted one of the fuckers lurking near my bus stop.

I don't know what the fuck is going on in this fucking country but its getting really fucking irritating.

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>>5630043
..... Yes. That person was here for a bit and I will stab them.

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>>5630122
N-no, I can't do that! I can't reveal my secret identity until the end of my mission!

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>>5630090
Time's are changing Uro-tan. Life's hard, so I have to do what I can to survive.

>>5630095
Can you pick me up something from McDonalds then...?

>>5630122
That'll show you...

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>>5630108
Alright then fine.
I'll just wait for a game then...

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>>5630122
Of fucking course she doesn't know how to drive, it's a miracle she even knows what a car IS!

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>>5630108
Let's see... I got Invisibility back from one girl who was entirely invisible, and I also got a yuki onna effect from another here.
...It feels a bit...strange using it though. Like it doesn't really belong to me.

>>5630122
>>5629777
>raises her chainsaw
Come at me.

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>>5630084
Make sure you let him know that, I don't think he hears it enough.
>>5630122
Help me find the bomb aomeone put on my car first! You can carry on with your stupid stunt fight later!

>>5630127
Rape is the best clown deterrent

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>>5630127
>claims to be the best country in the worlds
>shitload of guns around
>can't handle a clown epidemic

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>>5630107
I still suggest you look for others. Like the spider woman and...
Shoot, I see no one else here.
>>5630079
It has been a wild night, sir.
>>5630048
If you willing to limit yourself with both of those, I can talk to you.
>>5630090
Or Sienna. I wish I could've been here but I was so tired.

>>5630127
You just KNOW someone's gonna get shot.

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>>5630122
>>5630141
Assessing vehicular damage...
...
Oh dear.
You now owe a total of 47,078 dollars. And 13 cents.

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>>5630122
My ear...
Please shut it off, Subaru.

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>>5630157
And why would that be?

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>>5630099
And you're giving me a headache your point?

>>5630145
He should know this by now. He's like a bug

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>>5630151
THEY KNOW BETTER

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>>5630127
>clown in the woods epidemic
Fucking wut

>>5630177
JUST SHOOT THE DAMN CLOWNS THEY ARE PROBABLY BLACK PEOPLE DOING WHITEFACE

>>5630127
Fear mongering isn't as much as it used to be in the united states but a clown in the woods would seem weird

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>>5630165
You're taking too much money from me! I haven't even started the rest of my life yet and I'm already in a rut! Ease up on me will ya!

>>5630166
Just five more minutes...

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>>5630151


Sounds like people need to stop clowning around

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>>5630082
I'm confused, you're being... I don't know what's going on.
>>5630108
Aside from working on your tanks when they blowup right?
>>5630157
I could probably stop the awkwardness, but my feelings about killing might not be so easy.

>>5630151
You think this is a fucking joke? I nearly pulled my glock out at the fucker.

http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/04/people-randomly-attacked-by-creepy-clowns-across-the-us-6169775/

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>>5630127
>What?

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>>5630173
My point? Well...

I think we should run away together!

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>>5630144
I would rather not if it's possible, and I'm certain that it's a possibility to avoid conflict between us, as you can see I'm just a simple traveler who asked those two to transport him to a very specific location. I would prefer to walk of course, but I had no time to do so, so you can't blame me for asking for assistance from someone, right? It's common human decency to help out others in a situation like this, and those two had enough brain to act the way they were supposed to according to the situation, but now you show up and you want to fight me? Isn't that just rude and an offense against me? You want to stop me from reaching my destination? Isn't that a violation of my right to go where I please? The violation of one of my few possessions?

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>>5630166
This is nice, no traffic, everything it's quite... Who likes sunlight anyway?
>>5630173
He needs a constant reminder, you can't let him forget about it.

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>>5630142
Sorry for being the only person to say 'hi'.
>>5630144
Handy, that first one.... From that woman I saw the other day for the second, huh. What's that supposed to mean?
>>5630196
I don't even do that any more, either. They don't need it when I don't fight with them.
>>5630200
>The hell.

>>5630181
Memes + Teens X Halloween by the square root of Social Media = Clowns in the Woods all over the US.

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>>5630200
I know this is going on, I don't live in a cave.
Just call the cops

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>>5630048
They don't? What kind of rock have you been living in, Kaito? Of COURSE they do, come on now! I'm doing one right now?
>>5630082
...It's justifiable in my case, but I understand if you think I'm dangerous because of it. I care for my family, dude. Nothing to it.
>>5630090
Jeez, you know it.
Anyway, I have no doubts that you'll pull through whatever's going on in your life, but from what I can tell, it doesn't seem that easy to combat. I'd say that it's because the days have just gotten repetitive and you're sick of it, yeah?
>>5630139
Is that so? Huh. I wouldn't know why that would be, but can your eyes real quick, dude? I just gotta do something!

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>>5630166
I shouldn't say this but how how can anyone get this far without driving good?

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>>5630188
That's the Saber alarm! Wake up, men! It's time for us to face off against the Saber menace and conclude my mission!

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>find a clown in your town near the college
>he looks at you
>you look back at him
>he looks back at you
>you look back at him
>think about leaving the candy and cigs you bough for him but nah
>you walk away feeling culturally enriched

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>>5630200
Space Station 13 is leaking.

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>>5630188
You should have thought of that before engaging in the destruction of other people's property. A walk to McDonalds will take 45 minutes now that you have destroyed my vehicle.

>>5630157
Nay, my eyes will not choose another.
But if you're not interested then I can accept it. I'll just admire you from afar.

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>>5630212
That's pretty choice mate.
Would dress up as a clown and hang myself in the woods.

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>>5630209
There was someone else, but you're alright regardless.
Maybe I need a new pitch.

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>>5630157
...Hm. Sienna, then. I can take it more seriously than Squigly.
Has the week been long for you?

>>5630141
Like stealing gasoline from a perfectly good bike for... whatever YOU'RE going to use it for?
It's more than a little pathetic.

>>5630206
....
>she simply stares the entire time he talks.
Just stop talking and you're free to go.

>>5630209
Both right, yes. Good job.
It's something that I've never really felt before. The other effects I've gotten, felt... well, somewhat like a part of me, connected to me. But this one... really doesn't. It's distant.

>>5630220
..Ah, whoops. Are you okay?

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>>5630220
I'm being followed by a suspicious person! But he is wearing a hat similar to the one that I currently wear! Maybe he is a fan of mine?