Hg thread

>>5627972
>implying shitposting has any impact on people deciding to host
G-GUYS I TOTALLY GOT THIS HOST TO HOST, AREN'T I THE BEST HAHAHA I'M SO GREAT

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>>5628000
Can you swap me Wiggin Out with my rookie card?

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>>5627851
Oops let me fix that hand on
*takes the cup of coffee and then punches the ground so hard a rift opens up and I jump into hell and then I kick Cerberus in the face and steal a tooth and then I jump really hard into the space and take some star dust and then I fall and as I'm falling grab some clouds and then I mash them between my hands and suddenly all the milk within a three mile radius fucking explodes to death and then I hand you the cup of coffee with no milk*
>>5627895
SHUT THE FUCK UP
*looks at you and you explode*

I'M SO FUCKING FLACCID AT THE THOUGHT OF RUBBING MY COCK AGAINST HOSHI'S FAT GOOK BODY

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>>5628000

>>5628015
no

>>5628000
>Having this based on rolls rather than ava quality.

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>>5628000
You know what? I might as well have a go, too! Let's roll!

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>>5628000
Come on, give me king this time!

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>>5628000

>>5628038
Make one yourself then Hoshi

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>>5628028
0/3 it's just not meant to be

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Is Hoshi still SEETHING?

You think the guy spergin out right now has any friends or people who care about him?

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>>5628000
Let's give it a try.

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>>5628000

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>>5628000
WARLORD

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>>5628000
>This'd probably look a lot less funky

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>>5628000
As the king, or queen, I decree the kingdom to be anti-mutant.

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>>5628017
Yes. Thanks mane.
*cips soffee from hell with curbruz and beaten by space star dust between the skies that lithisto managed to evaporate the milk*
Ahhh, good, it even has sugar.
*Powdered up*
ok time to purged shitposters brother.

>>5628000
Phisto army yes.

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>>5628029
Okay

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>>5628006
Whoa, anon calm down.

It has an impact on me and me alone. Are you implying that it wasn't me that samefagged all the shitposting like your narrative described?

Since I feel bad for being a nuisance to the community, I host a few games in return, because wow, I'm a nice guy.

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>>5628000
>>5628047
>>5628050
K-Kaito, I... I'm so sorry.

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>>5628047
>>5628093
>
...

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>>5628000
Roll

>>5628106
>Hug

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What stops Hoshi from being a regular functioning member of society? Is it the mixture of aspergers and his gook brain?

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>>5628076
*points at queendom*
We combine power and we become army ok brotha?

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>>5628000
There's no harm on doing this.

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>>5628000

>>5628092
seek sunlight

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>>5628087
Okay.

*sips own coffee but spits it out because it doesn't have any milk now*

.......Shit.

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>>5628093
I feel worse for you, look who your queen is...
>>5628000
Let's see...

>>5628092
Actually different anon from whatever narrative shit. Never said a thing about samefagging. Never mentioned how pro you shitposters dissapear while you're hosting.
What I was talking about was the bullshit "LOL BAITED YOU INTO HOSTING SUCK ME DICK XD" posts

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>>5628059
Why would I complain about this roll image when I made it big on the original one, anon? Jesus, you sure are a literal who, aren't you?

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>>5628121
Would fug

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seek sunlight hoshi my man

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>>5628000
Brick as pet!

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Ah, the crest must go. Goodbye!
>NOD and Soviet, tomorrow at 5:00

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>>5628106
Aw, man...
>
...H-Hey, look at the bright side! You've got much more free time now instead of actually ruling over a kingdom, you know? If the hero does a bad job, I'll just hand it over to you instead!
>>5628143
Who is it--
...Well, at least it wasn't Rika or something like that. Do you think the hero can lead a nation properly? Wait, what am I talking about? I AM a nation!

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>>5628000
>>5628136
I think this means I outrank you.

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>>5628000
Hey!. i did the 94 roll >>5627694

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>>5628141
Shit..........
*channels inner chi and faces freeza in the freezer only to defeat him after a 3 episode kamehama, coming out with milk as the frezer was still intact and now chugs in a bit of milk in a coffeee ant throws it at lithisto*
Heh...brother this is better.

>>5628000
yes

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>>5628145
That shit was funny tho.

But I understand if I went too far. I'll give you an Asuka >Kissu if you ask for one with your ava.

I really mean it.

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>>5628187
Yo, maybe you can use this photo instead? It'll look much more photogenic! At least... I think that's how you use that word.

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>>5628187
Come on!

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>hoshi will never know what it's like to have sex with a real girl that isn't a body pillow or blowup doll
Is he seething mad at Junko because he planned for her to take his virginity?

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>>5628201
Not him but give me one anyways

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>>5628183

>>5628201
I know for a fact you would ignore me

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>>5628179
...Don't give me that smug smile of yours.

>>5628219
Yukine?

>>5628205
no

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>>5628209

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Here's a fun game, it's called first 36

>>5628201
give it to me

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>>5628233
Andrew Wiggins

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>>5628208
Serious question, was the original made after you joined? Were you ever officially on it?

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>>5628120
Ah... I-I'm okay! It went to a friend so it's a good consolation.
>>5628176
Ya'know... I was busy because of my singing job, besides, I'm not actually much of a king it's just something I got for my tenth anniversary. Buy I think you'll do a great job! Don't doubt yourself!

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>>5628222
At least I can still pull it off.
And humor me, alright? I don't have much else going for me at the moment, if you hadn't realized.
>>5628233
Rika

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>>5628233
Kirigiri

>>5628216

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>>5628233
Reigen Arataka

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>>5628233
Yukine

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>>5628233
Clinton Removers Gowdy and Chaffetz

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>>5628233
Pip

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>>5628233
Squigly

Thank you miss.

>>5628241
Yeah but you like hugs

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>>5628233
Rei Ryghts

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>>5628233
Chiaki Nanami

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>>5628216
Late go

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>>5628227
...O-Okay, Anon...
>>5628233
The Star-Spangled King

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>>5628233
Colette

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>>5628233
Half-Minute Hero

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>>5628233
Reisen Udongein Inaba.

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>>5628233
Mirai
>>5628240
What?

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>>5628233
Rinoa and Angelo

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>>5628233
Kaito

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>>5628233
Artoria Pendragon

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>>5628233
Nagito Komaeda

>>5628216

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>>5628233
Eggman-kun

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>>5628233
On time Go

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>>5628209
>her

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>>5628233
Komachi

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>>5628233
Ken Kaneki

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>>5628233
Aqours

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>>5628233
Orihara Izaya

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>>5628216
no longer betray me.

>>5628233
El Hellphisto

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>>5628233
Fucking Poppy

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>>5628233
Nonon Jakuzure

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>>5628233
Natsuki Subaru

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>>5628201
>>5628214
If you kiss Wiggins you gotta kiss me too Asuka-chan

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>>5628233
One for the road

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>>5628233
Saber

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>>5628241
But of course! I AM America, after all! If I'm good at being the hero, I'll be amazing at being a king, right? Or maybe I should stick to being the hero since that's the one thing I do best! I, ALFRED JONES, AM THE HERO~!
...Too cheesy?

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>>5628216

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>>5628224

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>>5628233
Goro Akechi

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>>5628233
Lithisto destroyer of shitposts

>>5628216
>>5628326
Rr

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>>5628233
Best Stand

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>>5628263
The ofh image.

>>5628214
>Kissu
Asuka x Black People confirmed.

>>5628233
>Kissu

>>5628219
I know for a fact that I probably will. You chose this, and somewhere in the universe exists a combination of of words and sentences and expressions that will unlock the cold lock that has sealed away my love for you

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>>5628253
Haha, I like a lot of things though, it's kind of like you could throw a dart at a list of things and I'd probably like whatever it landed on.
>>5628324
Well you already have the position, just don't rule it like the ones who caused America to be born ya'know.

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>>5628233
Rachnera

>>5628313
Hey Link. How've you been?

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>>5628356

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>>5628233
Nymph

>>5628216
>>5628295

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>>5628356
Oh that. I really don't know. That was over a year ago and I don't even remember who made it...

>>5628360
Depends on who wrote the list, but that's just one of the things I like about you

>>5628370
I'm not sure it's actually him.

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>>5628233
Emiya Kiritsugu

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HostHelper doesn't like Rika

>>5628387
>>5628295
>>5628216
Roll

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>>5628312
No.

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>>5628356
Thanks baby, into the fangirl section you go!
>Gives season tickets for a particular zone filled with women like pic related

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>>5628402
Thank help... brother, but they dont want the phisto army...

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>>5628399
NOBODY likes me. Aside from the people who do.

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>>5628360
Yeah, yeah, I won't be like the English Royal Family. I've got a lot of experience with being the leader, believe it or not! Don't forget that I'm the hero, and all heroes are natural leaders!
>>5628399
Can't blame it-- Uh. My district looks pretty sweet! Go ahead, bro!

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>>5628405
I-It's because I'm a boat girl huh? you racist son of a whooooore.

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>>5628399
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.

>>5628370
I'm doing alright. Got bored and got some access to internet, so I figured that I would stop by and see how things were.

Have I missed anything new lately?

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>>5628399
So I'm on time after all. I guess we're ready to set sail.

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>>5628394
>>5628399
Give him my spot

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>>5628312
>Descends from above on a broom
You get one from me instead.
>kissu

>>5628419
Says the the dimensionist!

>>5628427
Hey

>Blake

>>5628423
reigen, my son
how can you accept so many challenges without failing them?

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>>5628394
>>5628430
>>5628394
*hellphisto blocks the swap and swaps himself out for emiya*
heh.... always there in time need...

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>>5628399
I am ready once more.

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>>5628408
Thanks, I hope there's enough room for my clones.

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>>5628427
Oh holy shit, good to see you.

>>5628427
Not really. It's pretty much, the same old HG. What you saw when you came here was a surprise to all of us, honestly. Shit had me rolling.

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>>5628448
>>5628399

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>>5628388
Good times.

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>>5628399
Looks very charming old chap.

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>>5628433
I would say something like "I'll never wash my cheeks again" but you would scold me because of that. right Ursula-sensei?
>Tight huggu

I can go to bed at ease now.

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>>5628390
You're right about that, if it was a list of women I'd probably wouldn't chose a lot, I'm kind of picky on a few things.
>>5628415
But are all natural born leaders heroes? Haha, but as long as you know stuff like that you'll do fine.
>>5628399
Looks good.

>>5628475
>pityposting
Ah, the full cycle of Hoshi shitposting.

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>>5628443
If you want to make it big in this world, you should accept any challenge that comes your way.

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>>5628399
Looks pretty fine.

>>5628427
Adachi revealing some thing that caused a shitstorm for a little while, probably a few newfags coming and going. Not much though overall.

>>5628483
Haku still the only woman for you, huh? Some things never change

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>>5628356
The magical combination of words is, kill yourself faggot.

>>5628433
I want a kiss from Ursula sensei.

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>>5628481
Hygiene is important, dear. I can always replace it if you ever "accidentally" wash it off.

Sweet girls deserve sweet things.

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>>5628434
Dude I did say I like some 3D males right? I'd ship with a fun RE4 Leon Kennedy.

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Watch Emiya snatch the winning spot again.

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>>5628475
Uh... Yeah...

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>>5628430
>>5628448
Thank you both.
I won't disappoint.

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>>5628427
have this

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>>5628483
Nah, but all heroes are leaders! Leaders aren't heroes, but heroes are leaders! It's complicated like that! I know how leading works, but I can't say that I'd do as good as a job as you'd expect, dude.

>>5628507
Why are you always so thirsty for Hoshi's cum?

>>5628507
Yukine, come on, bro.

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>>5628419

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>>5628443
You gotta fail before you can succeed.
https://youtu.be/JA7G7AV-LT8

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>>5628524
OH GOD AM I GOING TO DIE WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON~?!

>>5628523
That ain't real 3D.

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>>5628524

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>>5628509
I must decline, anon.

We wouldn't want rumors spreading that I'm an easy girl, would we?

>>5628491
>>5628550
m-my sons...
i am proud of the both of you, and i'll take your advice to heart

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>>5628524
Righto then, I'll be on my merry way.

>>5628532
He cried when I blocked him XDXD

>>5628573
O-Oh, Okay... Good night, then. I hope I see you here tomorrow.

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>>5628524
Great, This would be useful on treating any injuries.

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>>5628524
I... I can't use this.
*she puts it back into the pile*
I'm sorry.
>"It's understandable, Sienna. We will win some other way."

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>>5628577
And that is why you will succeed

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>>5628524
There's censorship in the Express Games
Not sure whether my writing is getting better or worse

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>>5628524
I only know one person who's skill is great enough to make a sword a plausible weapon. You are not them.
I decline. Good luck.

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>>5628593
I might be, I might be...

Check your class schedules.

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>>5628532
Why do you like eating my shit, guzzling it every thread. Don't you have something else to do?

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>>5628600
I-I'm right over here. Please don't ignore me.

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>>5628524
Better me than them.

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>>5628600
I'm sponsored by them man. Can you not call it poison?

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>>5628600
F

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>mfw

>>5628437
Yo.
>Link
>>5628462
You too man. I won't be here for too long though. Hope things are going well for ya.
>>5628463
Eh, it figures. It just wouldn't be HG without a good old shitstorm.
>>5628501
>>5628528
Holy hell, that's a mouthful of shit right there. I only glanced over it, but I assume it's shit about things that happened over on HGA. I'll have to sit down and read it later and see if I got mentioned.

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>>5628600
...S-So I'm the only guy here? I dunno what to say about this, dude, but I'm feeling lucky today!
>5628631
Who're you?

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>>5628600
>"Are you well?"
Better. I have peripheral vision back!

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>>5628502
Haha, well I never said that.. But change takes time.
>>5628524
I.. I only really think one would have been necessary, I'm sorry..
>>5628530
You won't if you keep doubting yourself, it's a sign of weakness and neither a hero nor a king should show such signs!
>>5628600
"I hope I win!"..?

>>5628648
read it, you'll love it.

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>>5628635
Lithisto a SAVAGE

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>>5628638
It's more like this desu

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>>5628545
Yo Aikawa, I'm about to sleep, what's up?

>>5628567
Still 3D, I ain mixing my 2D girls with real life celebs man, sorry

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>>5628600
I wonder where that man went? Well I hope he had a jolly good time with us.

>>5628673
Righto.

>>5628648
They are. Hope things are good enough for you, whatever the circumstances are. Hope you can make it back more regularly one day.
>Sincere kissu
See you again sometime, man.

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>>5628542
Come on for what? A whiny cuck who throws a fit at anyone says something differing from his "truth". Why should I care anymore? He chose to dislike me, so why should I like him?

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>>5628651
I-I'm right here...

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>>5628678
I got like
10 minutes
>sits on lap

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>>5628656
I guess I've been here for so long that my ego's been significantly reduced, hehe. DURUFU~! My mood's gone back straight to normal, dude! I feel better than ever; like I can take on everybody here without a scratch! NAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!
>>5628673
Whoops. Did I do that?

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>>5628673
I'm a world class athlete, the fuck you thinkin?

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>>5628648
>It's better just to read it. And it's stuff from when he was in boot camp supposedly.
>Either way, I don't think it's relevant now.
>>5628673
>>5628684
Just die! And if you won't die, just go away!

>>5628648
It's well worth the read if you like a good shitstorm.
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/5469745/#5469803
The OG thread.

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>>5628673
Don't ever say I never did anything for you.

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>5628690
Yeah, but who are you? I can't say I've seen you before... C-Canada? Little bro/sis? Is that you?!

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>>5628673

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>>5628673
>"You'll need more than that, boy."
My eye! I lost it again!

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>>5628711
...

>>5628689
I'm not telling you to like him, but maybe you could handle this just a bit more maturely?

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DID I MISS MY BORTHERS?

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>>5628673
Some Dangans never change

>>5628733
...tch

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>>5628706
Well miss I am deeply sorry but I have died before, I have however been resurrected here for some reason, I am deeply sorry if this is rightfully bothersome.

>>5628743
Urotsuki?

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>>5628732
I'm not going to be the better person just so I can be his bitch.
And who the fuck are you to tell me that?

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>5628728
...What? Dude, I feel this huge case of déjà vu, like I've seen you before... What's your name again?
>>5628738
W-Woah, Ms.! You're gonna hurt yourself if you keep doing that! Be glad that the hero was here to save you; depend on me anytime!

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>>5628738
F

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>>5628738
Y-You're really good at this type of thing...

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>>5628738
[Reflect]

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>>5628738
Gonna need this BioSteel later

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>>5628738
R-real scary, miss. I would fear for my heart if it was working.

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>>5628694
Wow, not even asking first huh?
>Lets him sit in her lap
I often forget you're so light it's hard to believe you're good at sports.

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>>5628673
I have a feeling she definitely doesn't like me now.
>>5628696
That's better! Once you realize there's a weight on your shoulders you can shake it off! I know how it feels too.
>>5628738
Oh no.. Something bad is going to happen isn't it?

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How does one fuck a spider?

>>5628802
Very carefully.

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>>5628802
Its simple really.

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>>5628802
Good question, bad timing.
Violently rape it.

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>>5628778
I'M RIGHT HERE! OPEN YOUR EYES ALREADY!

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>>5628783
Sweet dreams.

>>5628802
After you fertilize her eggs, she eats you, your final sacrifice acting a way to ensure she had enough sustenance for your children

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>>5628794
Hehehe. Maybe that's why I'm so good.
Or maybe it's just because I'm small.
Also, you're big.

>>5628802
You don't fuck the spider, the spider fucks you.

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>>5628829

>>5628802
IZAYA TRIED TO FUCK ONE AGAIN, DON'T DO WHAT HE DID
https://www.google.com/amp/www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/37481251

>>5628791
Nervous Squigly is cute.

>>5628687
Maybe not too soon, but I plan to come back at some point. I just need to get things in order and my life back on track.
>return kissu
See ya soon, space cowboy.

>>5628707
Damn son, you were right. This is pretty good shit. I know what I'm gonna be reading as I fall asleep tonight.

Wew fucking laddy.

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>>5628797
Of course! Even if people say I'm dumber than a bird, I can always just laugh it off and go back to being me! No amount of being sad will change me, dude! I'M THE HERO~!
>5628826
Woah, woah, woah, dude! Calm down! Let's take this from the top; tell me your name, and let's see if I remember you!
>>5628829
But of course, my friend! I'm a very important guy, after all~

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>>5628829
This is not good at all! I have to give this to them!
>"A shame that the name tag is wrong."

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>>5628829
I feel as though this is ironic..

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>>5628829
It seems like I never get to use my guns in these games...

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>>5628749
Urgh, I don't care, just get out of here.
>>5628829
Oh...come on...!

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>>5628818
Boo.

>>5628775
No one, I guess. You wouldn't be his bitch if you just ignored him, but whatever, right? Carry on.

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>>5628829
Chiaki still doesn't seem morally conflicted

>>5628874
I kind of saw that coming before you said anything, and I'm happy you're taking care of business

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>>5628840
Damn right I am, you're sitting not only on the comfiest lap but also the strongest one present.

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>>5628895
F

>>5628886
>kissu

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>>5628894
Well that's great anon, but consider this. Fuck him.

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>>5628895
I-It counts as using a gun if it's a bayonet, right...?

ZzZzZzZz...

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>>5628880
...Jota San.

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>>5628864
>"Sienna is beautiful regardless of what state she is in."
Just when I'm nervous?
>>5628895
The nerve of that man! I can't lose any more parts.

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>>5628910
Wiggins steals a house, and he's very open about it.

>>5628927
I know, I know. Good night, Yukine.

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>>5628903
Really? What can it do?
Can it split melons?
>touches thighs like when feeling for muscles

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>>5628887
Righto, cheers.
>sits on the floor

>>5628895
...
>grabs the bolt and brings it back to Kaito
You missed.

>>5628946
...

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>>5628886
A gun would've been less humiliating. Slightly.

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>>5628946
I-I have a very nice apartment! You can look up my contract online if you don't think I have the dough

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>>5628880
Yeah, I wonder how that works with people.. For me I just sort of, get knocked back into my normal self by my programming and failsafes and such.
>>5628895
Well.. It was a small target.
>>5628946
Hey, this is actually pretty nice, I suppose that huge paycheck you're pulling down right?

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>>5628863
I'd be down for it.
So long as it's only a light nibble.

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>>5628954
sleep tight bitch

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>>5628946
The trick is that guns can overpower anything if you bring enough! Nyahahahaha!
>>5628965
And less painful, but take comfort in the fact that you were taken down by an elite. AN ELITE!

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>>5628946
>"Quite a surprise."
A wonderful one at that. Your finest tea, sir.

>>5628946
Reigen will accept any challenge, no matter how idiotic.

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>>5628959
I could crush your skull between my tighs if I wanted, but I'm a retired soldier.
>they were firm and tonned

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>>5628895
"The All-American Heroes"! Come on, now, what's the problem? It's either that or the "United Nations"!
>>5628930
..."Jota San"? A good name, but I need a nickname for you! How about "Subaru"?
>>5628946
Whoops, that's mine.
>>5628977
I just bounce back to reality, dude. I feel sad for a couple minutes/hours/what-have-you, and then I go back to being the good 'ol U.S.A.! You've got it easy off, dude. When I get sad, there's a small chance I may not be happy ever again...

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>>5629001
Whoops, here's some context.

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>>5629004
I-I don't wanna die though!
Well I mean I wouldn't want it to be crushed!
Awawa...

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>>5629011
Those were not acai, huh?

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>>5629011
F

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>>5629011
I've already taken down like three people in a row, so I'm gonna take a break, okay?

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>>5628995
Where's the comfort in that? I'm supposed to be BEYOND that.
Oh whatever, I'm just whining at this point, good luck and such.
>>5628960
...I have the strange feeling I wasn't heard right.

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>>5628960
I really hope you're not suicidal, that would look pretty bad if kids your age are actually that depressed.
>>5629009
Hey! You're a country and a king, you have it pretty damn good yourself you know.
>>5629011
She must have been distracted from my shocking good looks right?

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>>5629024
Team SpiderPhisto is a thing now

probably gonna fix the grammar of the new event

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>>5629011
>"Not even close."
I really miss having two of them.

>>5628938
You're cute when you're nervous, but beautiful otherwise.
>He winks.

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>>5629009
Why stop there? You might as well call me Natsuki Subaru from now on! Jota San is kinda lame anyways.

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>>5629054
>gratuitous tummy shot
>>5629049
I appreciate it, but who needs luck when you have skills like mine, right? Nihihi~

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>>5629017
>pets his head to calm him down
Didn't I say I wouldn't do it? Relax, this beast is too bored and tired for bullying.
>Lifts him away from her lap
Goodnight Aikawa

>And good bed everyone.

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>>5629085
Aww. Nighty.

>she will never pretend to do it while not actually crushing your skull

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>>5629054
Praise Allah

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>>5629085
Good night.

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>>5629054
More dreams die
Eggman hatches a plan

>>5629085
u too

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>>5629054
This keeps happening.
>>5629068
*her eye bulges out for a second as her face becomes entirely red*
>"Now she won't stop being nervous."

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>>5629081
Since when did this place ever care how skilled you were? All the fights I've been in would've just resulted in a giant scorch mark on the ground if they did.
>>5629085
>Night.

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>>5629052
But every king and country has his moments, after all. You're practically destined to be happy-go-lucky; I'm just... America. I guess I'm just feeling sorry for myself, amirite?
>>5629054
H-Hey! No fair--
>>5629076
Oh, that's right! You're Subaru-- How did I forget a man like you? You have a face I simply cannot forget! Were you really there all this time?
>>5629085
See ya!

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>>5629085
Good night miss.
>>5629112
It's smells peculiar out here. Oh! Hello you two! Came to see my humble abode?

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>>5629115
Well you see, the thing you have to keep in mind is-
>>5629112
GRK!

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>>5629112
F

who will give me the succ?

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>>5629112
Gotta know this stuff in case we ever end up like that Hatchet book durin a flight

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>>5629141
You might ask "what's original about the Express Games?"

Money, ATMs, and free two-day shipping. That's three things.

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>>5629143

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>>5629141
NOT FAIR! Why did he get to use a truck! I demand a re-do! GRRRRRRRR!

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>>5629115
>Bites

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>>5629151
Thanks dude!

>>5629004
I want to thrust my dick between Tenryuu's thighs until I cum all over them