/scaly/ - Scaly General: Thread #119
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>http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/5601005
Today's featured image is a lizard lady getting her dress blown up by the wind.
Topic of the thread: Do you have have "cool" or wallpaper worthy scaly images?
>TotT
my current wallpaper
>>5627450
Is that a hat, or hair? In any case, not a fan of the way they drew the angle of the face, she looks almost human.
I got this
I have this wallpaper, if that counts.
>TotT
I have 8 wallpapers featuring Toothless, the adorable night fury, and another 17 with other dragons. This is my current one.
I've also got a cute one with Kathrin and Trace from TwoKinds, but it has no scales and unfortunately GR3 exists so I can't put it on /wg/. ...actually, reading GR3, I could probably report a lot of /v/ and most of /pol/ because they're not /b/.
TotT
This is my current wallpaper
>TotT
Does this count? I've kept it for far too long.
>>5627632
Why is Jakiro the only viable moba dragon at the moment
>>5627679
I remember back when I beat that Dragon. That was waaaaay back when RS had 2d sprites
>>5627734
>beat
Are you sure? Those healthbars says otherwise.
>>5627734
Sadly I started playing RS back when RS2 just recently came out. I only played a little bit of classic, and nowadays I don't want to play it because it's difficult to play on a large monitor, as strange as that sounds.
>>5627762
Do you know how long ago classic RS was? I dont have a screenshot lol, I was a kid, i didnt even know how to take one. I just pulled that off of google
>>5627763
OSRS is 2007 runescape, when the game honestly at its peak. i've been playing it recently but only if im bored because its such a grind
>>5627728
>Jokehero
>viable
In the trench, maybe. You can have much more impact and splitpush better with other heroes. [spoiler]But he's (they're?) still a qt.[/spoiler]
>>5627770
I'd let those lizards rape and pillage.
I'd also fuck that dragon if I was a giant.
>>5627822
I still play the game, RS3 that is. Honestly with both games I don't agree with a lot of recent updates, but RS3 has more quests that I personally enjoy compared to the prevalence of boss releases lately. And yeah, it does get tedious. I distract myself by looking at other stuff while skilling.
>TotT
I have a surprising lack of them, and considering M-Latios is still a Dragon-type this is the next closest equivalent which is just a larger version of the promotional art used for a TCG set. Though it's not everyone's taste I guess some here might still like it?
>>5627728
Make Shyvana Great Again
Honestly though, Shyv needs some love in LoL; I used to main her for a while until she fell HARD out of meta and I couldn't even pick her in normals without getting called a troll. Rito pls, she just wants to impress J4-senpai!
>>5627706
>Share em
>>5627763
Plus I'm fairly sure a large chunk of the community bots.
Guys, all these wallpapers are going to eat up 4chan's bandwidth.
You don't want 4chan to die, do you?
>>5627858
I just wish WW wasn't so vulnerable alone. But I'm shit at the game so I don't actually know shit.
>>5627880
Shyvana and Renekton are two of my favorites but I just don't pick them anymore. It's really sad
>>5627868
I havent really given RS3 a chance but msotly ebcause I'm still attached to RS2. I was only a member for awhile and I was a little miffed when my membership ended because I still had so much to do.
Right now, if I complete all the free quests and still want more, I might get a membership again I've just been playing so many other games
>>5627880
Oh in OSRS I'm sure lots of people bot. Unless they managed to move RS3's bot prevention into that game (which i doubt it considering the existence of third party clients), I doubt botting is gone.
>>5627728
>only viable moba dragon
Fafnir would like to have a word with you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMx2sbQyt8Q
>>5627913
Why the fuck do we even have two dedicated wallpaper boards
From what I see one is full of weeb shit and the other is just generic
>>5627942
maybe its just me but I feel like random events happen far more often, that seems to be the go-to anti-bot measure
>>5627989
Once upon a time this site was highly based around anime and Japanese culture before the normies stormed in.
>>5627989
they should honestly just delete /gif/ and /hr/. Those take up a lot of bandwidth
>>5628016
Obviously, still it doesn't hurt to share some space does it?
>>5627993
That was the original anti-bot strategy, but over time that's changed. Honestly I give Jagex where credit's due, the number of bots in RS3 is the least I've seen in any MMO. Sadly others don't practice the same high standard of gameplay and let world chat bots run rampant. Hell even gameplay bots that will level someone to max level in FFXIV exist. How those aren't detected I have no idea.
>>5627975
Gotta be honest
I completely forgot Smite existed
>>5628067
its shitty as ther will always be cheaters. I think the prevalence of bots also says a lot about the quality of gameplay in MMORPGs, however...
Oh, and if you're still here Weaver, I remember what he wanted to draw
>And then Caimon with a sexy halloween costume, (accidentally sexy!)
http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/5131854/#q5137672
>>5627913
Let's murder this hellsite and see what /pol/ actually does. /trash/ and /tg/ are the last bastions of comfy that are still left.
Actually, I should go see if I can't find some pre-2010 /v/ archives, just to check my nostalgia goggles...
>>5627935
Could never really get the hang of Renkerton. Jax is pretty fun, though, and if you jungle with him you can gank at level 3 rather than waiting for 6. I do wish the older scales got some attention, though.
>>5628016
Yeah, but they're low-traffic enough that they could probably be merged without too much lost - both have threads that stay up for at least a day between bumps, even slower than /trash/.
>>5628134
True. Have a dragon.
>>5628151
Yea, the idea though is that all the anime threads will bump all the normal threads off and cause drama or vica versa. People will feel compelled to bump more often to avoid their threads being bumped off, and in doing so it'll use more bandwidth than before.
I want to die and grow up with a lizard boy and become best friends and watch him grow up into a handsome man but have no homoerotic thoughts toward him just bros being bros
>>5628142
>Caimon with a sexy halloween costume
>>5628218
>playing DASIII
>Invade in one of the first parts of the map
>Game spawns me right by a bunch of worshiping dead guys
>Right behind a big dragon ass
Thanks
>>5628204
Huh. Maybe just remove the archives? They're essentially an extra couple dozen pages or more for the faster boards, which I imagine causes no end of bandwidth.
>>5628217
I keep thinking how neat it would be to hatch and raise a dragon and teach them how to do lewd or vore things for play, but then I realize I'd probably want to have a friend more than someone who just fulfills deviant fetishes.
>>5628292
>cabrit sans cor
>[caber it] [Sans] [british speak]
>[caber it] ... [british speak]
Sans the skeltal is the TF2 Demoman confirmed!
>>5628318
It's too bad how all the DS3 dragons look so sickly and unhealthy.
Let her grab you
>>5628084
Its ok, but probably better that you forgot it. I still play it because I have money invested in skins in it, but it powercreeped really hard about a year and a half ago. They have sorta fixed their mistakes, but I still wouldn't recommend.
That aside, there is another dragon in it too, Ao Kuang. He got redesigned a while back though, I always preferred his original form and kit.
RIP wind noodle, you were the mightest storm.
>>5628351
Nigga that aint stop me
But yeah even the dragon form is turbo skinny like come on
>>5628318
>>5628351
>>5628395
Somebody posted this a few threads ago. I used it and it actually makes your character not horrific looking.
I went back to ds2 though, after playing 400 hours of ds3, my appreciation for ds2 has probably quadrupled. Pvp is so godawful in the third game.
>>5628457
Having not played DS3, what uh, what's up with the head? Some kinda weird helmet?
>>5628457
HOLY SHIT
Couple more wallpapers I forgot about
>>5628217
I desire quite the opposite, anon. I want to lewd my qt lizard childhood friend in the gayest way possible.
>>5628485
It an item that gives you the head of a dragon at the cost of sacrificing your helmet armor slot. It also allows you to breath fire, but the fire only reaches about half the length of your arm in front of you, so its basically pointless.
There is a body stone too, but thats where they botched it. They basically made the head, said good enough, then copy pasted a zombie body and colored it the head color.
pic related is the full transformation, males get curly horns, females get straight horns.
>>5628624
Wrong thread, maybe?
>>5628624
Fuck, dammit, fuck.
>>5628292
Voodoo Caimon is cute.
I bet her Granee taught her how to do that.
>>5628644
I've always loved that picture. Only later did i realize that it is fanart of the Temeraire.
Reposting because I can't even keep up with a bump limit.
>>5628780
>external balls
Er, well maybe that's canon to Temeriare dragons? They have weird biology.
>short whiskers
Just no.
At least they remembered the blue spots.
It would be a neat idea for a one-off or something where, possibly set to the future of the setting, someone and their Celestial have a much more intimate relationship that includes whisker-stroking.
>>5628780
Funny, a Temeraire pic is one of my favorite lewd pics
>>5628644
It's fine, you can just delete your post
>>5628870
She's cute. And a wizard. Yep, at least an 8/10.
>"Wah! What are we going to do on the grass, rider-chan?"
>>5628899
"Like thiiiis, Maximus?"
"Fffff-why can't we do this normally?"
"This is more fun. Poke."
>>5628906
It's not working.
>>5629067
Tick the box and simply wait for your post cooldown to expire. There's not much to it without any other information.
I should do some circular gallifreyan tomorrow, maybe write some scaly-related things. It's been a while.
>>5629118
As I said, it's not working. I don't know why.
part 1
>>5629191
2
>>5629211
3
>>5629235
4
>>5629255
final
>>5629268
wow, that was supposed to be lightning?
>>5629298
desu didn't even know it was lightning sense I dont play FF.
I just thought it was pretty good.
>>5629326
Hope calls her light in the last panel, never would have known if that wasn't there.
>>5629316
Ah, it's not writing, it's just a script (font? Vocabulary uncertain).
For example, this is the word "vorarephilia".
Feel free to suggest words or short phrases to do, although not "dragon" because I've done it so many times already with paper and pencil it becomes boring.
>>5629149
So you're not getting any other kind of message?
>>5629316
>I like M-Lati.
Took me a while to come to like it. A shame M-Latios doesn't have any real competitive use, and outside of that there's that fucking Soul Dew.
>>5629338
Did you like it at least?
>>5629348
>tfw most decent vidya scalies get zero porn because the games are too niche for scalie artists to play
>>5629386
darn
>/s/k/aly/
>>5629348
It just refreshes the page, yeah.
>>5629434
It's not really a big deal.
Dunno what the fuck is happening to you though, let me try posting an image and deleting it.
>>5629411
Yeah, you're right about that.
Isn't that character from dragon quest? Got no idea. As far as porn though, I'm an elder scrolls fanboy and there's plenty of argonian porn to satisfy me.
>>5629527
I cannot help but think that Beth will fuck up the Argonians in some way or another in the next game, though. Though the lack of shit like a fins option in the base game fails to show off their innate aquatic abilities, I like the overall design used in Skyrim.
>maybe I just have nostalgia goggles on
>I'll check the archives as far back as they go
>http://archived.moe/v/page/376000/
>people are mostly talking about video games
>and the recent /vg/ split
>non-videogames content only gets a few replies max
>people are enjoying video games
>talking about fun experiences in video games
>this isn't just what's on the first page, this is everything the archive trawled
I want to go back. Even if it's just to 2012. I don't even think it's reddit's fault, because we were complaining about reddit since shortly after reddit was a thing.
>>5628624
Decent comic, fun panel shuffles. Nora a cute, Remi a cute.
>>5628457
While I do agree with you, it is a step up from pvp in dark souls 1. At least there's more ways to fuck with people in dark souls 3. That purple covenant was simply the best.
>>5629611
Of course they're going to fuck it up.
I can't really complain though since I played Morrowind and then went to Skyrim. I liked all the other details you could get into though.
>Innate aquatic abilities
I only played skyrim for like 50 hours, but besides the occasional waterfall and streams there was no reason to really go swimming, unless you went looking for stuff off the northern coast. Unlike Oblivion and Morrowind, there weren't too many reasons to even consider under water breathing. I literally only remember one instance of it being extremely helpful, and that was because there was some half-flooded prison that had treasure maps, and other neat shit.
Also did you see those animations in 3rd person? Holy fuck. Nice dubs.
>>5629611
There wont be argonians in the next game
Because they dont look human so they're "not relatable"
i'm calling it.
>>5629619
I remember the comfy demon's souls and dark souls threads...before all that "gitgud" shit started and everything went south.
As fucked up as it sounds, I feel nostalgic for all those TORtanic threads, and I still blame all those Katawa Sujo faggots for having /vg/ be created, and FURTHER ruining the quality of the board.
>>5629704
I prefer Daggerfall Argonians to Morrowind Argonians, myself.
>>5629826
There wont be (playable) Argonians or Khajiit in the next game because lol voiced protagonist lol.
Dragons are pretty neat
>>5629704
Functionally, a lack of underwater in Skyrim to make use of the free water-breathing seems to be more of a legacy holdover. I'm more referring to how they had fins and shit in past games but interestingly lack the option for them in this game.
I think they fucked up more chances to use underwater segments more because only Slaughterfish seem to be the only thing capable of attacking underwater in the entire fucking game. You and other NPCs can't even attack underwater anymore, and they can't chase you underwater. You need a mod for that, one that edits the race records as such.
>>5629826
At worst I'd expect them to be exclusively NPCs and any game featuring even a fraction of Black Marsh to have the province massively castrated in some form. Like having the majority of its NPCs being non-Argonians.
Seeing as it's their only original bone in their body, I'd imagine the devs at Beth probably like working on TES more than Fallout so maybe there's some hope of them not fucking up the playable race roster despite having a rather lazy work ethic. I don't think Argonians are exactly that uncommon of a race pick.
>>5629984
You're right.
I think it's because bethesda just got lazy.
But lorefags on /v/ will say it's because of hist, regional differences, and other inane shit.
>>5629970
>>5629937
Honestly, i prefer Morrowind Argonians because of their deficiencies. Not all armor is made for them and they have a low personality stat, meaning most people dont think highly of them. Not surprising since they are commonly s;aves on the island of Vvardenfell, i think it makes the lore of the setting that much more interesting when it affects the gameplay as such
>>5630106
>they have a low personality stat
That's not a great way to reflect that. I mean if all Personality affected was dialog then sure, but it also affects innate stats that aren't "subjective" to people's opinions of you.
>>5630032
Well yeah, they're just slack as shite. I've said it before but nothing is really rivaling TES so there's no real pressure for them to up their game despite open world being the new hotness.
What /v/ might be saying are possible excuses if Bethesda focuses on Black Marsh as the playable region.
Before someone brings up game engines, Trainwiz did say Gamebyro is very capable but Beth is just not doing a very good job of working with it, so an engine shift won't actually do anything for them. Considering he's a very capable modder I'd imagine he knows his shit.
>>5630032
>>5630175
In Morrowind, Personality is the governing attribute of Speechcraft, mercantile, and Illusion. Argonians have the second lowest base Personality (Lowest is orc at M:30 F:25). From a purely physical standpoint, it is indicative of lower personal appeal to the natives to of the Island. When it comes to Illusion, that implies there is magic involved, which involves more than jsut personality alone, but Intelligence and wisdom as well. What this all means is that an argonian must put in more effort to be able to have good disposition. There could be more but I think it does reflect the lower class status of a beast race.
There are other methods of reflecting that as well, such as the inability to wear boots or full helmets. I dont think it would be too much of a stretch that there could exist armor that would fuit the more beast-like argonians of morrowind but its clear that the producers of armor on the island have no interest in filling in that niche.Why would the natives, whose culture treats slavery as an accepted and common practice, allow weapons that enslaved savages could use against them? There are slaves on plantations throughout the land and they are almost always an argonian or khajit.
how do you all feel about this guy?
>>5630404
Pretty cool, although I've never actually liked his designs all that much aside from the originals.
>>5630426
idk man I love it
although I'm a huge Godzilla fan so I'm biased
>>5627975
"Viable" art-wise or gameplay wise?
>>5629984
The Argonians seem to get a lot of lore-love before skyrim. Ever since Morrowind I've played an Argonian named A Sad Lizard. Easily my favorite race and I lol'd hard when I read how shit went down for them during and after the Oblivion Crisis. We need more Argonian on Dunmer porn now that the grey shits are dominated by the Argonian State.
Also mud crabs can attack while in water. I watched an NPC swim out to sea and get mauled to death by the fucking things.
>>5629970
>athus
Oh hey, that's the guy who Narse killed.
>>5631163
>edgy
Real events that actually happened are edgy, yes.
>>5630959
I can't speak for conquest (though i've heard he is alright), he is definitely a good tank/support in the other modes for smite.
I like picking him in arena because, scaly aside, he is incredibly tanky but capable of dealing some decent damage, especially in dragon form. He also has a ranged stun, which helps set up gank kills tremendously.
tldr; yes viable in gameplay
>>5631197
Saying "Narse killed Athus" when it was actually just a car accident is being pretty edgy, kiddo
>>5627770
Fucking memories mang.
>>5627860
Lizardmen were straight up niggers and deserved to be killed wholesale, only thing worse were the wyverns who couldn't even do anything useful and were terrible pets.
Dragons and drakes had their uses, but wyrms were superior to everything and ESPECIALLY if you managed to tame one after it polymorphed.
>tfw I had a white wyrm on a shard where they polymorphed into anything, and I tamed him when he turned into a tiny bird
>>5628217
just bros being bros, help a bro out with a bro job every once in a while, no homo
>>5629984
>>5629704
>>5629611
I remember when i installed a shitload of sexlab mods just to see what it was like and decided that it wasn't worth all the effort that goes into installing all that shit
though I still have my mod setup if i ever want to see some naked lizarts so that's fine
>>5631468
I dont have it installed anymore but I feel the same way, its just way too much hassle.
I was a little annoyed, i wanted to actually play the game and progress through the quests while coming home sexing it up but having some of the lewd mods caused problems that kept me from getting very far into the game.
>>5631522
Something tells me the lewdmod makers didn't exactly test to make sure they didn't break the actual game along the way.
Just slap in the sex, stuff all the items in a box behind Breezehome, job done.
>>5631550
hah that's exactly how a lot of them are, its either breezehome or the inn
>>5631468
>>5631522
I remember trying to go through a lewd playthrough and posted progress here, but got frustrated due to stability issues. Updating mods constantly is one thing, having to put up with all kinds of bullshit during the actual gameplay is another and it doesn't help that Sexlab and DD tax the scripting engine so much. Start combat in the wilderness, suddenly there's stutters fucking everywhere and a rape event happens because of it.
I swear there's something I'm missing about optimizing TES because there appears to be people running those, SD+, and even Frostfall at the same time among all the other fluff those mods are complimented with just fine apparently.
>>5632342
yeah i don't know what the deal is with that, mine runs horribly and I have a pretty good computron
like really great graphics card and perfectly adequate CPU, but i think skyrim is just badly optimized
Y O U ' R E H O M E
https://discord.gg/qf9FNeR
N O R U L E S
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2FYL6X7KWY
Y O U ' R E H O M E
http://YOUREHO.ME
>>5632354
To be fair, the game without mods still ran fairly okay at launch. Mods complicate things a lot and unfortunately the Papyrus scripting engine proved to be rather fragile, and the very last update fucked over the heap size from what was probably a side-effect from Beth trying to make the PS3 port playable and so modders had to fix that so we don't get that fucking infinite loading screen.
Supposedly the game does mirror textures into both the VRAM and RAM for some reason though, and that's no good. I'll still take it over Oblivion running on a mere one CPU core however.
>>5632499
I can't wait for my new components to arrive so I can enjoy the pleasures of the second-worst Elder Scrolls game to date.
It is, however, decent if all you're looking for is Argonian cock.
>>5632522
Now I'm reminded that the PC I built five years ago is falling behind a fair bit. There's not a lot of modern stuff I want to play, but still.
>>5632561
I'm just hopeful for Skyrim: ENB Edition.
High-resolution lizard porn.
/trash/ turned into /fur/ when
>>5632577
ENB isn't really the grim reaper of FPS as it was made out to be in the early years. I guess you can run some more intense presets though.
Supposedly every plugin will need to be rebuilt for this Special Edition, on top of SKSE needing ported over. Something tells me modding could likely end up being fucked by another means and that the requirements will probably be a lot steeper for no good reason like with Gearbox's terrible DN3D re-release, but who knows.
Y O U ' R E H O M E
https://discord.gg/qf9FNeR
N O R U L E S
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2FYL6X7KWY
Y O U ' R E H O M E
http://YOUREHO.ME
>>5633176
Is there a version of this without the shitty text?
>mfw people here don't know there's a colored version of this
>>5633176
>Discord
Out! Out! Get out!
>>5633375
There's like three of them.
>>5632342
>>5632354
I also had plenty of stability issues but I mostly stopped playing because the game just isnt very good.
>>5633176
>N O R U L E S
that sounds awful. Rules exist for a reason, even here. The fact you're pushing is so hard is really creepy too.
>>5633331
>He's absolutely right though, and you don't know what edgy means.
nah m8, you're just being an edgy cunt and he's not right. Neither are you for that matter
>>5633375
Why does every community want me to join a Discord?
What the fuck is it?
What do people do in there?
>>5634083
Draw, watch drawfags draw, enjoy vaporwave & aesthetic, enjoy porn, chill in general, have a shitton of fun in VC at times.
>>5634083
ERP and send dick pics to each other
>>5634083
It''s the new hot thing for autistic roleplayers, because skype is "SOOOO last year".
>>5634083
Discord is a social network group, aimed for gamers. It's better than skype/10
Strangers want you to join it because it create a sheltered circlejerk. If its about a mulitplayer game, then such a thing can be useful since you have a pool of players that you can easily communicate with.
The problems is that THIS discord is not about a game. It's a furry circlejark that is not wanted here. We already have the thread itself for that. A discord would only cause harm and honestly, the person pushing it here is clearly doing it for suspicious motives. he's probably the admin looking to have control over a group of people. Just filter, ignore, and dont reply
>>5634165
The entire point of the discord is to have no admins or rules to avoid circlejerks, filtering, admin abuse, and "don't hurt my feelings take a ban!!"
I find it ironic you are so prejudicial and don't even bother checking something out before you preach
>>5631271
>calling someone else edgy while saying kiddo
Lol, nah you oversensitive babe.
Also Narse, please go. You art hasn't been good in years.
>>5634083
>Shilling
>Meant to be a videogame chatplace/Skype and IRC replacement for chatting/gaming
>spam memes endlessly, get into drama, post porn you can't find after a while, and chat in a tripfag way
It's complete shit and ends up killing threads and causing drama over and over in a circlejerk that's a revolving door of users.
>>5634186
>I find it ironic you are so prejudicial and don't even bother checking something out before you preach
There's nothing to check out as I know what to expect. Trust me m8, i've been there and done that. As I said in an earlier post "no admins or rules" is not what I want. You clearly understand what a circlejerk is if you think that wil prevent circlejerk. Just having an idenity with others who have an identity creates circlejerk. You're also not addressing the issue that a discord here would only divide this thread. it's jsut not necessary and they way you advertise it is jsut sketchy as fuck
>>5634186
>I find it ironic you are so prejudicial and don't even bother checking something out before you preach
Not him but we have a rule against chat setups in the OP, so your discord is unwanted.
>The entire point of the discord is to have no admins or rules to avoid circlejerks, filtering, admin abuse, and "don't hurt my feelings take a ban!!"
Lol that's exactly what they all turn into anyway
Please fuck off with your discord shilling.
>>5634206
>criticizing Narse's art
>posts lizardlars
loving every laugh
I dont even like Narse for the same reasons you dont. I'm just saying that its wrong
>>5634295
>Plenty of people are joining
people not from her, my man
jsut fuck off already
>>5634334
I'm not the owner of it, lol
>>5634165
That sounds about right, every 4chan general I post in keeps sending me Discord invites, my Warframe clan keeps pestering me to make one for them, my Battlefield clan wants one, it's getting pretty tedious at this point.
Maybe I'm just getting old and I can't keep up with the fads but I'm sick of hearing about it.
Also have some porn.
There used to be really big snakes in prehistoric times, right?
Do you think they would need to be in the sunlight for longer than an average snake? Because I don't think my body warmth could cut it at that size.
They'd be too big for it to mean much, yeah?
>>5634347
>>5634369
>>5634344
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>>5634347
its good for games but not much else.
lets stop talking about discord, its just cancerous at this point
>>5634375
>>5634083
Depends on the context. For a general essentially practically being about the porn though?
>What it will be advertised as
A place for people to discuss porn relevant to the general.
>What it will actually be
Regulars circlejerking and most discussion is barely relevant to the porn when anything that does could just as well be discussed on the threads. Oh and video games occasionally.
Though more vidya-relevant, I am currently giving a /vg/ discord a shot, from what I've gathered from a few weeks the main channel is just basically the same 10~ odd people playing the game and their off-topic is just another group of people talking about different shit and there's only like 1-2 of them who pop into the main channel to actually talk about the game their general is about.
I've also casually popped into Discord servers for other /trash/ generals and I have to kind of question their existence when some of their same threads can barely even survive. It makes me think that /scaly/ is kind of lucky that it has people dedicated enough to have at least one concurrent thread going at any given time for like 110+ threads.
I've said it before, a Discord or whatever other the fuck trendy chatting shit for here is the last thing we need because it would very likely contribute little value to the threads whilst taking from them.
>>5634295
>Plenty of people are joining, don't try to talk for other people.
That's probably because it's been shilled elsewhere. Please go.
>>5634385
>>5634353
Also, has anyone here ever seen SyFy movies for the monsters?
They're mostly probably enjoyable in a so-bad-it's-good or vore way, but I've always liked watching them.
>>5634392
>>5634382
Welp, refreshed too late. Sorry.
>>5634411
>>5634423
>>5628457
I just used astora greatsword, stacked health, armour, and stamina then facetanked everything with my hyper frames
Best thing was knocking someone down then beginning to charge an r2
Because they would panic and roll twice immediately, you'd catch them on the tip and almost always kill them
Didn't use a parrying tool because I suck at predicting that sort of thing
>>5634431
Thanks for the dump.
I'm pleasantly surprised the lamia was drawn to have the human traits mostly end at the waist rather than the common obvious ass for no reason other than the artist doesn't know how to not draw asses.
I want to give Renekton CPR!
>>5636462
I want him to give me mouth-to-mouth resuscitation
>>5634473
Been there, done that. Don't get me wrong, the astora is a great weapon. I would rate it top ten for best weapons to invade with. However, in the dueling scene, where I hang out more (since 4man ganksquads get old) the astora falls apart against reactive players using fast weapons (carthus fag sword). At high skill levels, people wont try to trade with you, they only go for recovery punish or windup punish.
Ds3 pvp is shit because they made rolling op. You can roll 12 times in one stamina bar, where in ds2 you could only do it 4 times. You can cancel a roll animation with another roll, so chain rolls are actually immune for all but perhaps 1-2 frames and unpunishable since there is no forced recovery. Rolls in 3 at 69.9% capacity also have the same i-frames as the darkwood grain ring cartwheels in ds1 (which required a whole ringslot to even achieve, of which you had only two). That combined with no poise really cuts down the weapons into two categories of viability in pvp: ones that can rollcatch (straightswords and curved swords), and ones that can hypertrade the best (halberds, great axes, ultra greatswords, greathammers). The best setup is to run one in each hand, and utilize whichever punishes your opponent at that moment, either fast jab or a hypertrade. While you can still kill with other weapons, unlike in ds1-2, but any of the weapons not listed usually require somebody to make a mistake in order to kill them, rather than just playing well like in the previous games.
tldr; fuck ds3 roll mechanics
Bitching about poor design aside, the most fun I ever had was on a dragon oneshot build with the great club. I used morian blade and red tearstone combined with the dragon roar to oneshot people with a charged r2. Normally people just roll r2's, but a lot fail against the great club because it has a really weird delayed lunging sweep to it. I oneshotted two phantoms and a host all at once one time, because they all rushed me together.
>>5637538
I muddied that a little toward the end cuz lol text wall.
>still kill with other weapons, unlike in ds1-2, but any of the weapons not listed
I meant to say poise and punishable rolls in the other games made almost all weapons viable without forcing you to wait for opponents to make massive mistakes.
Why do lizards look so smug, /scaly/?
>>5638960
because they know they're the best
>>5638960
Because they know they are superior. I would be smug too.
>>5639022
>>5639037
As I suspected.
>>5638720
>>5637538
>I oneshotted two phantoms and a host all at once one time, because they all rushed me together.
i don't even ds3 and that made me hard
take me now
>>5638720
>>5641805
Probably never, since his face is kind of ugly, and all the scalies artists don't actually play the game, nor does anyone commission porn of it.
>>5641843
It's kind of cute to me...
>>5641901
>>5642040
There's not a lot of fanart of them to begin with, sadly. Most Nameless King fanart is of them alone, even though the game makes it clear that they were companions, and not just rider and mount.
>>5642160
>>5642160
Those assholes won't get any fanart from me, I found that fight pretty difficult!
>>5636961
ill mouth-to-mouth resuscitate his dick
>>5642160
>rider and mount
>companions
IM IN GIVE ME THE 34
LET HIM TAKE THE DRAGON DICK IN HIS ASS
Guys what if
>dragoness gf who can turn invisible
>>5643254
I don't get what the invisibility adds.
>>5643254
Let's consider some things from the perspective of a scaly.(dragon,kobold,etc.)
>What might they find attractive about humans?
>What would they think of this thread?
>How might they view human-scaly relationships?
>>5644004
>What might they find attractive about humans?
They've got stuff.
>What would they think of this thread?
There's easy ways to get our stuff.
>How might they view human-scaly relationships?
Potentially good for getting our stuff.
>>5643363
The manga is pretty weird
>>5644004
>what might they find attractive about humans
Well not exactly scalie, but I've got a webcomic with an alien who's basically a lizardgirl that falls in love with a human. I'd figure it'd be body heat.
>>5644488
I'd love to start a webcomic, but I'd update it by chapter
I feel the pressure of having a buffer tick away over time would be more than if it happened in chunks
Gotta practice my art first and shake the remainder of my chronic perfectionism
>>5644848
>I'd love to start a webcomic, but I'd update it by chapter
I would do exactly that if i were an artist doing that. Single page updates are seriously aggravating.
>>5645112
I've already got a roadmap for 2/3rds of it
Act 3 could go a bunch of places and I'm afraid I'll ruin it with shit pacing
How many of you want to get dominated by a dragon?
How many of you want to dominate the dragon?
>>5647322
I want both senpai.
I'd totally take turns with male and female dragons.
>>5647322
I just want loving vanilla sex, man.
>>5647322
>not wanting to be the middle of a scaly fucking sandwich
I'd love to to be in a gator train, tell you what.
>>5647369
Pick one and only one
>>5647322
Not that experienced, so I'd absolutely let her take the lead. Plus, with a vore fetish, I've already got a bit of a thing for submitting to a dragon.
>>5647322
The former.
>>5647425
Are you fucking kidding me?
Fine, I'd get dominated by a female dragon.
>>5647322
I'd love to dominate a huge timid dragoness. Being made a dragoness' plaything would be fine too, but I think I'd rather a spunky little kobold I could easily overpower if I wanted to make me her plaything and plant her parts on my face whenever she wanted them attended to or just knock me over and ride me until she was satisfied whenever her breeding urge flared up. I'd even finger and lick her cloaca to help her lay when the time came around.
>>5627632
I love aurelion sol much
wish he wasn't so hard to draw
>>5647322
I am a massive sub so yeah.
>>5647379
That's basically a fetish anymore
>tfw no postmarital heterosexual consensual sex in the missionary position with the lights out through a hole in the bedsheet for the sole purpose of procreation with your dragon gf
>>5647732
>>5648133
>>5647379
Freedom
>>5647613
I'd rather be the lagia powerbottom then shock the rath into multiple orgasms
>>5647322
>>5652228
>>5652902
Is he okay?
>>5652938
honey he's leaving you
>>5652960
>implying that theres only one rathian
>>5653000
Rathalos*
>>5653000
It's a joke, that there is one of each, rathian's a whore, and rathalos is gay
>>5653164
DELETE THIS
>>5653164
Shouldn't Azure be dicking some Aptonoth?
>>5647399
Do you think Salandit releases her scent upon orgasm?
>>5629067
Toothless is 2lewd
Apparently I have 41 Toothless images from my time avatarfagging on... some other chan.
>>5655280
Yes, and there's an unfortunate lack of Toothstrid.
>>5655331
>avatarfagging
Despicable.
Post them on an imgur album or something.
>>5655396
As you wish. http://imgur.com/a/qLZyd
Probably half the users had a trip and avatared, often with their OC; I only had a name and a cute sleek dragon.
>that "Team Dragon" image
Oh man, I completely forgot about the anti-Twilight thing. Or that Twilight was a thing.
>>5655502
How long ago was this?
>>5643254
>invisible dragon gf
They already wrote that book, Jeremy Thatcher; Dragon Hatcher.
And Tiamat is a cute and jealous dragoness that "speaks" by sending you mental images.
>Dragons are a boy's best friend
Was he right?
Would you eat Grig's flaming nachos /scaly/?
Hmmm
>>5657240
mmmmmmmmm
>>5657107
Looks tasty
>>5657240
Perfect.
Imma post more images I saved while on FJ and that other chan.
>>5656235
Four, maybe five years? I was underage at the time.
>>5657363
dont
>>5658354
Just try n stop me :D
>>5658452
>:D
what are you? 12?
>>5658458
22, but I'm not a fan of "muh board culture"
>>5628217
>no homoerotic thoughts
I do not know what that is like.
>>5658511
Your underage outdated meme shtick is cringeworthy though, so please don't.
How do you seduce a dragon?
>>5658571
Seduce tail.
>>5658549
But anon, what about all your scaly bros?
You can't mean...you want to fuck them all?
>>5658571
Roll for Charm.
Otherwise, roll to attack rear (with spear).
>>5658559
I like outdated memes, though. At least the ones I've saved to disk. I'll do you a favor and skip the Dragon City webcomic ones.
>>5658559
If you're ever curious about what the inside of a dragon looks like, just piss one off.
What is /scaly/ up to?
>>5659130
What about dragon dentists and doctors?
They risk dragon hunger every day to make sure a dragon can smugly smile at a knight with their gleaming fangs and breath fire right.
>>5659998
Fixing my resume so I can start applying for jobs.
>>5659998
Doing some shitty sketches.
Might try drawing some Deathclaw stuff.
>>5659998
Desperately trying to fall asleep and failling
>>5659998
>>5659998
thinkgen of rerr
>>5659998
Lurking for sinspiration.
If I was going to write a scalie fap fic, what kind of content would you guys want to see?
Like if I asked you to list what you find most alluring about the physiology or the acts, what would you say?
>>5660261
Now imagine how much better this image would be if the shitty OCs were replaced with more monsters from the series.
>>5660313
Whos gona be paying for that
>>5660313
Nothing is perfect, Anon.
Except Deus Ex.
Deus Ex and dragons.
>>5659998
Just finished up this pic, now soaring in musical heaven because a new Meshuggah album came out.
>>5660358
Somebody with both money and sense, I guess. So not here.
>>5660385
The Pageposting and the shitty /v/ dub encouraged me to do another playthrough. Was nice.
>>5660385
That pic is one of the few rare fanmade artworks of the Age of Fire series. That's the Copper (RuGaard), and his first mate Halaflora. Brilliant work saving that anon. I would highly recommend those books to anyone, especially /scaly/.
>>5660405
Really nice pondragon
>>5660204
Isn't there modding for nonhumans already out for this game? If so, are there scaly mods?
>>5660307
sensual foreplay
Exploring a foreign body (like mentions of scales or how flexible the tail is)
Romance or Dom/Sub
Lewd kissing or licking with long tongues
Fetishes
Personally I like a little size difference, like with kobolds or tall lizard people
>>5660405
Nice tail-butt view!
>>5660501
Are they really that good? Shill a little for me, what are they about and what's so good about them? I've seen them before and wondered if they were worth buying.
Awk, I keep missing this thread in the catalog cause the op pic looks so human
>>5660980
Search for it yo!
>>5660980
Ctrl + F or use the search field next time.
>>5660980
Catalogue > Search: "Scaly"
its that easy my man
>>5660307
That other Anon touched up on a lot of points.
But body heat is another thing.
That stuff is pretty hot.
>>5660006
A human working as a dragon dentist is an interesting scenario.
As much as possible would be done from outside the dragon's mouth, of course, but really big fangs would require stepping inside. He'd obviously have something strong keeping him tethered outside the dragon - even for the ones who have only good intentions, an accidental swallow is a terrible thing to have to survive. Also some sort of a strong thing to prop the dragons' mouths open, in case the dragon isn't confident in their ability to stay open or in case he has to poke around sensitive bits and doesn't want to deal with a bite reflex.
Probably pays pretty well.
>>5660674
>Are they really that good
In my opinion, yes, easily my favorite book series. I would probably have to say the writing style of the books trumps everything else. E.E. Knight does pacing and presentation very well.
>Actual content and storyline
The books follow a family of newborn hatchling dragons, starting right at the day that they hatch. There are six books in total, and the first three are dedicated to each sibling and their early adventures in life, and the latter are where all of their stories begin to intertwine and the world and plotlines the story was building start to culminate.
I found the first three books especially refreshing, because they dont follow the typical "the world is ending, Sauronitorix the master-wizard-emperor of the dark side is going to take over the middle Earth, we have to stop them" trope. They simply follow each hatchling in their adventures and woes as they pursue their short term goals in life after a rough start. Things get ugly shortly after they hatch, but I won't spoil it.
The overarching themes of the books are chiefly friendship, Brain over Brawn, and bravery. The books also heavily emphasize on dragon to human/elf/dwarf/(other races) interaction, since the dragon protagonists are all sentient and speak, and the politics between them end up being major plot points.
The setting is similar to LOTR, with humans, dwarves, and elves all living in the same world. The technology is about the same as well, warfare is sword and shields, crossbows and catapults.
I don't have a degree in literature and I'm a sucker for fantasy, so take my recommendation with a small grain of salt though.
>>5658571
>>5660313
Why imagine better when we can post much worse?
>>5661729
That thumbnail kinda looked like Mewtwo
>>5661445
I explored this theme sorta in this "game" I made for a jam
If you brushed his eyes or gums he ate the toothbrush, and if he ate all 3 (including your tiny backup) you lost.
The idea was that the dragon let you restrain him so he didn't get too uppity. I was originally going to have him eat you if you failed or something. A mouth gag/prop would have been a fun fetishy idea.
>>5661817
>>5662448
There isn't an awful lot of Fatalis, you're dead right.
A separate MH porn thread was also recently started over at >>5662113
>>5660501
Tyr RuGaard is someone I'd elect to lead.
>>5659998
Making an xbl account to play halo 5 with some friends on PC
Words like "gamertag" and "gamerpic" are making me uneasy
>>5655331
i prefer hiccup x toothless
its my fetish to see lithe guys dicked by large creatures
i wonder if it is because i am a lithe guy who wants to be dicked by large creatures...
>>5661829
is this a fetish now?
what am i saying of course it is
>>5660674
>>5661424
Awesome that stuff is right up my alley, I'll post it here when it's done.
>>5662902
Not into gay, though, which is why I prefer Astrid with Toothless. Especially if it's a guilty pleasure of hers to play with him, and Toothless decides to take it further.
Finally I'm around when the thread is hitting the bump limit instead of sleeping
Any more ideas fellas
>>5663000
Am I the only one here who prefers anthro dragons without wings? Its important that they keep they more beast-like body but i cant help but think of how unlikely it is such a being could actually be capable of flight
>>5663060
They can fly because they're just so STRONG and MUSCULAR anon.
>>5663113
thats a good point my man
I like buff and sexy dragon men after all
>>5659998
>What is /scaly/ up to?
Drawing, listening to retrowave and also Stellardrone, thinking about what kind of firearm I'm going to build next.
>>5659998
Really, really wishing OCaml had loops in any form other than recursive functions.
Trying to navigate a non-deterministic finite state machine without foreach is hell and a half.
>>5663647
That'd be a neat TotT for the next thread, honestly.
>>5663000
Nice.
I'm willing to give critique too, when you're finished.
I've written stuff in the past.
>>5661729
I can't even tell what's going on here. has the purple one impaled the guy with her futa dick, or is that his dick that's coming out of his own vagina? Are they bubble creatures, or... wow.
>>5664016
the dragon is a tamamitsune/mizutsune
they build up "bubblefoam" in their fur to slide around when out of the water
>>5661829
>tfw no one to throw meat at you, brush your teeth, then give you a good night handjob
>>5662635
same
>>5664276
not having a loyal kobold is sadder than having no gf
I need to redraw this but I'm busy
>>5663047
>page 8
OP please
>>5663517
Oh fuck, It's been like two years since I last saw that lizard comic.
hold fast /scaly/
someone will make the new thread
hopefully
>>5664742
Yeah yeah I just got back
I only create high quality threads
>>5665509
>>5665509
>>5665509